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[Gur40]

Jaune sees the future in a dream he doesn't know if it's just a nightmare or not. What does he do and does he tell anyone.

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Jaune: ok so i know Blake reads those trashie romance novels but know way she actually date a guy that's all the red flags in faunus form because her parents and her got in an argument and ran away from her mansion with full time security and maid staff

Blake*sweating nervously*

Jaune: and Weiss is way to smart to not notice her lil brother being a brat to her is him begging for attention from the only none abusive family he had left

Weiss *blue screening in horror*

Jaune: and the idea Yang would become a mirror of her dead beat mom over the women who raised her and basically formed her personality around then abandon Ruby after finding out not only did said real mom suffer a fate worse then death but an immortal monster wants to do the same to Ruby and abandon her

Yang *nightmares of becoming Raven*

Jaune: and the idea all of us being so far up are own asses that we fail to see learning said fate worse then death is hurting Ruby? And the idea that Ruby would mock an entire village of souled beings dying after all of Atlas falling and the village i used to visit being destroy within her pov a less then 3 months?

Ruby*looking at her team and realizing an immortal monster is real*

Jaune: don;t get me started on Nora asking BLAKE for romantic advice and braking up with Ren over it!

Nora and Ren *aggressively proving the future wrong in a locked dorm room*

Jaune: and Pyrrha not calling for back up and instead fighting someone that killed ozpin, going against his literal last words to us? She's way smarter then that!

Pyrrha*sweating in martyr complex*

Jaune : and ironwood IT department has to not be so stupid i could hack atlas with a clipboard and lab coat! Let allown have the robots have an evil red eye mode and kill all humans protocal!

Irownwood seeing RWBY break down and calling an audit on his IT department

Jaune; and Breaker above if the Gods are a deadbeat mom version of mother nature who kicked out her kids and let them ruin Remnant by playing God while just being elementals then only interfere to reset Ruby mind and torture me ill commit deicide!

blacksmith rewriting her 'plans'

Jaune: and if my semblance lets me give myself infinite recharge why wouldn't i amp Weiss and her [extremely hot] sister and mother into making an army of Grimm summons to overwhelm the 'evil immortal witch' so we can use the 'magic staff' ozpin has to seal her away for a few hundred years or just shoot the sealing container into space!

Ozpin *taking notes*

Jaune hell if i can amp people to having semblance evolution i should be doing 24/7 on the teachers and make Glynda a goddess she can one shot the evil witch who has not aura shield and just lets people attack her until they tire out!

Glynda *making plans*

Jaune and the mocking name of Fall for someone fake name when all of Beacon staff should be hunting someone that attacked the Fall Maiden is so dumb even Dream Raven Called it Out!

Cinder *trying to sneak out*

Jaune: and a trained assassin not realizing her partner and mentor was killed to tie up loose ends when she has been doing that for the fake maiden for a year! then team up with the fake maiden only to be surprised when she is betrayed and killed off?

Trivia/Neo/Mint:...

Jaune: and an assassin working to end the world with out pay because he knows nothing but violence and get called out of it by a serial killer who tells him; to his face that he will be killed if he wins not switching sides, while a simp who is told the same thing DOES? and it's not because her crush abandon her or abused her for the 50th time no~ but because she not the assassin has survival instincts?

Em and Merc realising they are in a apocolypse death cult

Jaune: and as a brother the idea of teaming up with my sisters killer to ruin the lives of others and BRAG about them feeling my pain? If i ever meet someone like that bitch Hazel i'll kill him myself!

Jaune: why did i dream all my friends and with world leaders being idiots but the world ending serial killer was the most sensible person?!?

 

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Jaune: ok so i know Blake reads those trashie romance novels but know way she actually date a guy that's all the red flags in faunus form because her parents and her got in an argument and ran away from her mansion with full time security and maid staff

Blake*sweating nervously*

Jaune: and Weiss is way to smart to not notice her lil brother being a brat to her is him begging for attention from the only none abusive family he had left

Weiss *blue screening in horror*

Jaune: and the idea Yang would become a mirror of her dead beat mom over the women who raised her and basically formed her personality around then abandon Ruby after finding out not only did said real mom suffer a fate worse then death but an immortal monster wants to do the same to Ruby and abandon her

Yang *nightmares of becoming Raven*

Jaune: and the idea all of us being so far up are own asses that we fail to see learning said fate worse then death is hurting Ruby? And the idea that Ruby would mock an entire village of souled beings dying after all of Atlas falling and the village i used to visit being destroy within her pov a less then 3 months?

Ruby*looking at her team and realizing an immortal monster is real*

Jaune: don;t get me started on Nora asking BLAKE for romantic advice and braking up with Ren over it!

Nora and Ren *aggressively proving the future wrong in a locked dorm room*

Jaune: and Pyrrha not calling for back up and instead fighting someone that killed ozpin, going against his literal last words to us? She's way smarter then that!

Pyrrha*sweating in martyr complex*

Jaune : and ironwood IT department has to not be so stupid i could hack atlas with a clipboard and lab coat! Let allown have the robots have an evil red eye mode and kill all humans protocal!

Irownwood seeing RWBY break down and calling an audit on his IT department

Jaune; and Breaker above if the Gods are a deadbeat mom version of mother nature who kicked out her kids and let them ruin Remnant by playing God while just being elementals then only interfere to reset Ruby mind and torture me ill commit deicide!

blacksmith rewriting her 'plans'

Jaune: and if my semblance lets me give myself infinite recharge why wouldn't i amp Weiss and her [extremely hot] sister and mother into making an army of Grimm summons to overwhelm the 'evil immortal witch' so we can use the 'magic staff' ozpin has to seal her away for a few hundred years or just shoot the sealing container into space!

Ozpin *taking notes*

Jaune hell if i can amp people to having semblance evolution i should be doing 24/7 on the teachers and make Glynda a goddess she can one shot the evil witch who has not aura shield and just lets people attack her until they tire out!

Glynda *making plans*

Jaune and the mocking name of Fall for someone fake name when all of Beacon staff should be hunting someone that attacked the Fall Maiden is so dumb even Dream Raven Called it Out!

Cinder *trying to sneak out*

Jaune: and a trained assassin not realizing her partner and mentor was killed to tie up loose ends when she has been doing that for the fake maiden for a year! then team up with the fake maiden only to be surprised when she is betrayed and killed off?

Trivia/Neo/Mint:...

Jaune: and an assassin working to end the world with out pay because he knows nothing but violence and get called out of it by a serial killer who tells him; to his face that he will be killed if he wins not switching sides, while a simp who is told the same thing DOES? and it's not because her crush abandon her or abused her for the 50th time no~ but because she not the assassin has survival instincts?

Em and Merc realising they are in a apocolypse death cult

Jaune: and as a brother the idea of teaming up with my sisters killer to ruin the lives of others and BRAG about them feeling my pain? If i ever meet someone like that bitch Hazel i'll kill him myself!

Jaune: why did i dream all my friends and with world leaders being idiots but the world ending serial killer was the most sensible person?!?

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[ExFelineServer3]

Jesus…Dolly's gone, Tim Curry's gone and now 2026 took OPTIMUS FUCKING PRIME!!!! Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus and the Predator and any other numerous characters, his Spark was extinguished and now lays dormant.
God, you know, I hate to say it but thankfully Kevin Conroy has already passed because if he was still living and then died next, 2-3 generations would be cooked and I would join the rest of the Millennial Generation in drunken decadence !!!!

 

[Bommel]

Jaune: and Weiss is way to smart to not notice her lil brother being a brat to her is him begging for attention from the only none abusive family he had left

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Okay, I seriously hate this take. Not of you specifically, but the general assuption that people would notice stuff like that from familly, just because they're smart.

The big problem that a lot of people don't seem to understand is that family, especially family you actually deeply care about (no matter what they're admitting or if they're having a fight), creates large psychological blind spots that override regular logical thinking.

And Whitley is Weiss' younger brother, so they've obviously have had loads of small fights, disagreements, annoyances, etc, over the years, and they've probably also have teased and deliberately annoying eachother a lot.

The rest is great though.

 

[Arkan10]

I'm new here, so I don't know if anyone has already suggested this idea. Salem, from a timeline where she met Jaune, married him, and had children, returns to her body two years before he went to Beacon. She's furious that her husband and children are gone, but she's patient and begins to devise plans that alter future events so she can see her husband again peacefully, without hatred, build a home for her children, and end her feud with Ozpin. The problem is, time is passing, and she doesn't realize it, but other Jaune wives from different timelines are also starting to return to their younger selves. They all want to get their husbands and children back and prepare for war against Salem. They're getting ready to see him again, but there's a problem: Jaune isn't going to Beacon. He never arrives; no one knows where he is. He's missing, and this triggers panic among them all: Salem, Cinder, Esmeralda, Glynda, Pyrrha, RWBY, and many more girls, all using every means at their disposal. Looking for him, and Jaune got lost and ended up at Raven's camp, and she's one of his future wives, so she's taking very good care of him. If you need to make changes, let me know. You can improve this idea. If anyone is interested in making it a longer story, I'm happy. I'm not good with characters; they all end up sounding like robots to me in their interactions.

 

[Arkan10]

Bad moment

 

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Who said Ruby was short.

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[AndrewJTalon]

It started with Yang.

She had called it a "not-date." Just two friends taking Mia to the zoo in Vale for the afternoon—animals, snacks, and far too many souvenirs. Jaune had come back to the dorms that evening looking sun-warmed and quietly happy, with Mia asleep on his shoulder and a ridiculous oversized plush tiger under one arm.

The other girls noticed.

They noticed hard.

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The next afternoon, Ruby appeared at the JNPR dorm door with Crescent Rose in its compact form and an enormous grin.

"Jaune! You're coming with me. We're going to the weapons workshop. I've got this new idea for a recoil dampener and I need someone to hold stuff and also maybe test it and also there's this cookie place on the way and Mia can come too if she wants but mostly I need you."

Jaune blinked. "Is this… Is this a date?"

Ruby's face went bright red. "It's not a date! It's weapons research! With cookies! Completely different!"

He was gone for three hours. When he returned, there was grease on his cheek, a half-eaten box of cookies under his arm, and a dazed smile on his face. Mia was on a sugar high, but he could deal with that later.

Ruby was smug. Yang was livid.

Weiss simply said "She didn't care!"

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Weiss lasted exactly one day before she cracked.

She found him in the library the following evening, slammed a shopping list onto the table, and announced, "You and Mia are accompanying me to Vale. There is a new boutique that carries winter formal wear suitable for someone of your… proportions, and I refuse to let you continue wearing that same ratty hoodie everywhere."

Jaune opened his mouth. Weiss cut him off.

"This is not a date. This is an intervention!"

Jaune again opened his mouth.

Weiss held up one elegant finger. "Do not argue."

They returned near curfew. Jaune was carrying several shopping bags and wearing a new dark-blue jacket that actually fit him properly. Weiss looked extremely pleased with herself. Mia was wearing a tiny matching scarf and declaring herself "fancy."

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Blake didn't announce anything.

She simply appeared beside him on the roof one quiet evening while he was watching the stars with Mia curled against his side.

"There's a 24-hour bookstore in the commercial district that just got a new shipment of Mistralian poetry and detective novels, and classic children's books," she said softly. "I'm going. You're coming.."

Jaune stared at her. "…Is this—"

"It's not a date," Blake said, already walking toward the stairwell. "It's a book run. Don't make it weird."

They stayed out until nearly midnight. Jaune came back with two new books under his arm and a thoughtful expression. Blake looked calmer than she had in weeks. Mia was excitedly devouring the Chronicles of Judea, about Aslan in a world without Faunus or Grimm.

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Pyrrha lasted the longest.

She waited until the others had all taken their turns, then found him after combat class, still flushed from sparring.

"Jaune," she said, voice carefully steady, "I was thinking… there's a new café near the docks that serves Mistralian-style tea and pastries. I thought perhaps you and Mia might like to try it with me. As friends. Of course."

Jaune gave her a tired but fond smile. "Let me guess. Not a date?"

Pyrrha's cheeks turned the same shade as her hair. "…Correct."

They went that weekend. Pyrrha ordered everything in careful, perfect Mistralian. Mia declared the honey cakes "the best thing ever." Jaune spent most of the afternoon watching the two of them with a soft expression that made Pyrrha's heart do complicated things.

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By the end of the week, Jaune collapsed onto the common room couch with Mia in his lap and stared at the ceiling.

"I've been on five not-dates in seven days," he muttered.

Nora, who had been watching the entire unfolding disaster with pure delight, leaned over the back of the couch.

"Wanna make it six? Ren and I found this place that does bottomless pancakes and—"

"Nora."

"What? It's not a date. It's pancakes."

Jaune covered his face with both hands.

 

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Spoiler

 

[Gur40]

silly things from Tumblr

Spoiler: words

wu-gang-writing
2d
Yang: *knowingly* You carry snacks on your person?

Jaune: ...

Yang: When'd that start?

Jaune: ... Anima...

Yang: Why?

Jaune: ... Ruby needs three thousand calories a day... And she forgets to feed herself...

Yang: ... You're alright, vomit boy. You're alright.

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totallyrwbyquotes
17h
Ruby: Maybe you're all doomed by the narrative. But I'm the narrative's favorite.

Ruby: It has come to my attention that this is a bad thing.

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akwardsilince
Aug 17

Person A: "You aren't mad at me?"

Person B: "I'm too fond of you to be mad."

Person A: "...if you weren't fond of me, or if I was someone else, would you be mad?"

Person B: "I'd be fucking livid."

Person A: "Ah."

Person B: "I'd throw you into the nearest river."

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ironwood beach trip

Spoiler: general dork

atleast he made her laugh

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Ruby all alone

Spoiler: punk goth

ruby haunter by ghost summer would be funny

Spoiler: Ruby with a blonde himbo

 

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Ruby all alone

Spoiler: punk goth

ruby haunter by ghost summer would be funny

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That was hilarious.

 

[Bommel]

The joke idea that Blake is more racist than Adam doesn't really make sense to me, and while it's kinda funny, it's been done a bit too much that it has gotten kinda boring.
And where would Blake have gotten it from, her parents? I doubt it.

So in my mind the most likely person Blake could have picked that racism is from her relationship with Adam.
Like Blake's friends think that she's racist to both humans and faunus from her own or her parents.
And then they meet Adam for the first time, and he turns out to be astronomically more racist to not just humans but also faunus, assuming every single stereotype you can think of (and a few more only Adam can think of).

The big reason why most of White Fang doesn't notice is because his massive constant hatred of humans overshadows it, but Blake has picked it up especially due to spending time with him outside of combat and White Fang hierarchy.

 

[digcat]

Pyrrha wakes up and it's the first day of beacon again the first thing she does.

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[Unknown_One]

Pyrrha wakes up and it's the first day of beacon again the first thing she does.

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Immediate *Weiss.exe has stopped responding* and *Jaune.exe has stopped responding*

Yang would be raising an eyebrow, Blake would be thinking of her literature, Ruby would be grossed out.

 

[Arkan10]

I have another idea: Jaune arrives in the Ever After before the brother gods exist, so he meets the Blacksmith without knowing she's the mother of the brother gods. They fall in love and have twelve children. Jaune is now a god, and the brother gods born from this union aren't idiots. They now have a father figure who cares for them, teaches them, sets boundaries, and helps them hone their powers instead of running wild. The Rust Knight is the father of an entire pantheon of gods in a Remnant that's very different but better than the original. It can be improved with your ideas. I borrowed some of the idea from Andrew's NSFW page, from a post two years ago. Fix what seems wrong and give more ideas for this story.