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On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

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Crispy Taco Shell said:
What the rival umas see when Shiro and her OG Crew arrive at the racetrack:
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To be fair, the Ice Cream sisters are not going to be body builder bulky, since they aren't actually show or competition umas, but they are about that tall and would be quite muscular since they are laborers, even if it isn't super heavy duty. Their mother, on the other hand, is quite amazonian looking, since her job basically has her working as a more precise forklift. It still does look quite funny when the hang out with Shirogane, since they all defer to her as big sister despite the size difference.

MARch Of Time said:
Draft-Uma tending to be gentle giants and looking to Shiro for leadership, in part due to the sheer aura of a Destrier-Uma and her natural body language/disposition… well Shiro standing in front of an entire mob of Uma 1.5x her height and quadruple her mass, it's a surprisingly believable picture.
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Shiro accidentally collected a fair number of uma minions throughout her school life, in large part because she brings food, though her always being calm and in control of herself also played a big part. And yes, most of them would be taller than her.
 
WrandmWaffles said:
Shiro accidentally collected a fair number of uma minions throughout her school life, in large part because she brings food,
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Her dastardly evil advertisement plan for her family restaurant worked even better than intended! The next generation of hungry, high-value customer-uma all across the city will already have acquired a taste and craving for her polish cuisine! Her retirement managing the restaurant will be secure!

Now she just needs a sash or banner with her family restaurant logo/name when she does a winning live, and the shamelessness will be complete!
 
If Shiro introduces the idea of sponsors to uniforms she deserves the villain label 100%. Think of the artistry and expression that would suffer because of her… Quick, someone tell Grass Wonder that Shiro is destroying a Japanese tradition! She must be stopped!
 
Aigloss said:
Being seen eating from a bento with her family restaurant logo is much more tasteful.
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Maybe she just needs to run bento deliveries up and down a local mountain with roller-blades, in the dark, with her eyes closed and using only her ears, coincidentally out-pacing and passing a bunch of amateur gangs of motorsport uma-drifters (wearing motorized boots/skates)?

The event becomes such an inspiring pop culture icon in the local town, that they make an anime about it in umaland, calling it Umitial D or Orzitial D!
Because hey, Shirogane Orzel... really is... Running in the 90s! :V
 
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