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I still wonder if he creates an image of the engram 'riding' him when he's doing this. Gaim appear quite distinctive, especially without their encounter suits. And their designer was a fan of Neil Gaiman and the Endless...27th April 2258
16:56 G.M.T.
"I am humbled by your presence, princess."
My gaim passenger is faultlessly well-behaved. Even though they're in control of my physical actions, they asked first and haven't cut me off from my senses. It would be simple for me to retake control. But I won't, because this is what we agreed to.
As seen on the Gaim page I linked. For the benefit of anyone picturing a Xenomorph Queen or a Hive Tyrant right now...And because I suspect my passenger's sense of contentment is the main reason why I'm not panicking right now. Gaim royals are… Um. Not humanoid. And they're large. And they're… All the worst parts of sea anemone, caterpillar and assassin bug, with a little tyranid thrown in for good measure. The princess I'm speaking to is basically a senior civil servant along with a genetic engineer and brood mother, and completed eggs are being continuously taken away as she and my passenger speak.
Ah, so he did at least leave a good impression on his hive.There's a gaim diplomat on standby, but since I can understand the pure gaim language perfectly well they're mostly staying out of the way.
"The queen remembers you, Koh'dak. The gene strands used to give rise to your mind found much favour in our creative genelines after your disappearance. It closes the book in a pleasant manner to know what became of you."
...I'm curious if the punishment would have been carried out on Matthew or not. Hopefully it would be the equivalent of a suspended sentence.Because it turns out that my passenger was a great inventor from the gaim's total war period, and they mostly wanted to come back here in case they were supposed to receive punishment from their goddess-mother.
"I-. I am-. I am relieved, daughter-of-our-queen."
A comparatively easy job done, especially given the last on-screen one was discreetly finishing a beloved Minbari cathedral..."There are not further matters which require your attention. No further duties for you. You may… Rest."
"Thank you." / Thank you.
And… They're gone… I suppose that having their princess tell them that they were allowed to die was… What they wanted.
Good thing he's not an entomophobe. Though a truck-sized pseudo-insectoid creature would give anyone the heebie-jeebies.Huh.
I stand up, trying… Not to look at the princess more than I have to.
...High praise, I suppose?"Thank you for agreeing to speak with my former guest, princess, it-."
"I have decided not to eat you."
…
...And because his gaim passenger has left, he's not sure if that's a social faux-pas or not.Scan nearest escape route. Ah, okay, that's not too bad.
"I… Have decided not to eat you as well."
The ambassador gaim makes a choke-hiss noise which the ring doesn't translate. The queen -who is quite a bit bigger than me- doesn't really react.
As noted in the page for the Gaim Intelligence, their cultural 'ruling council' such as it is."You are not aware. Gaim are materialists. Our queens are our absolute sovereigns, and they are physical beings. We reject all religious concepts. We believe in no gods, no afterlife. The last time a gaim suggesting changing this policy, they were punished with consumption."
And whether they're actually capturing some spiritual aspect, rather than a simple mind-scan. That'd be a big deal."And… You just spoke to a dead person."
"Yes. That will have to be… Discussed. Do you have more information on how the soul hunters 'harvest' souls?"
Whatever they do, it;'s clearly very detailed and very fast, given the subjects are usually dying when it's done."Sorry, no. I've been trying to avoid them."
"Is it a copy of the mind, or something else?"
He is somehow getting Orange Light charge from them, if I remember right. They're thus mentally complex enough to generate Spectrum energy.I shake my head, realising as I do it that she probably can't even see a gesture that small. "I've wondered if they're just engrams myself, but I'm afraid that I haven't been able to find out."
"I am grateful for this new evidence. Often, species attempt to proselytise with make believe. That is irritating."
Especially if he finds out he doesn't have one in any proper capacity."I will bear that in mind."
"Should you discover new evidence, we would be interested to review it."
"If I proved the existence of the soul, I assure you, I wouldn't keep that to myself."
Quid pro quo, and all that. I imagine the gaim are very precise about debts owed."Good." She… Er… I'm not exactly sure what that is, but she's rubbing it. Since I'm not getting a translation I'm going to assume that it's not an effort to communicate something to me. "You have not mentioned remuneration."
"No. Koh'dak already paid. They assisted me with a personal matter, and I delivered them here. Nothing more is necessary."
For the soul thing and/or the 'this is what happened to him' thing, I suppose. Better to have the favour and never need it, than need it and go wanting."But we have an obligation, in addition to what you did for Koh'dak."
"Ah… Thank you? There's nothing that I need at the moment. But… If I could bank the favour, in case there's something the gaim can help me with in the future?"
'Commensurate' covering a lot of potential ground there, depending on how they judge the debt..."A commensurate favour would be acceptable." That's a relief. "Then if there is nothing else, I declare this audience over."
I bow. "Thank you, your highness."
At least they're not like the Spider Guild of DC infamy.And then I turn and leave, a group of other gaim already filing in to discuss… Something. Yeah, I… Know that now they've abandoned their state of constant interhival warfare they're actually pretty easy to get along with, but looking at them is… A… Little off-putting.
And I'm out, and I'm hurrying along the corridor in the direction of my shuttle. Ring, contact ship.
And less chance of someone deciding he looks like a nice snack. Be a little embarrassing to have to defend himself from that."Are we leaving now?"
"Yep, yep, can't think of a reason to stay."
Presumably the gaim have better vision methods than the mk.I eyeball."You usually say that you want to see the sights."
"N'chak'fah has a chlorine atmosphere. I can't see anything."
...Okay, nothing to hang around for, then."Ah."
"Is there something..? You want to see?"
"Narns on this world are marked for death. I have been keeping away from the windows."
Not surprising, the gaim are apparently primarily subterranean. And thus quite uncomfortable in space without solid preparation, I would imagine.Something sharing the corridor with me sneezes at me, and I nod politely back. "Oh? Why's that?"
"We invaded them forty years ago. At first, we didn't realise the planet was inhabited."
Presumably they would have been claiming the world for mining use, since there's no way you could reasonably colonise it."Reasonable. I can barely see my hand in front of my face."
"And then we didn't realise they were intelligent. I understand that they didn't realise that the rest of the universe existed until they met us. I suppose it was nearly as unpleasant an introduction to other species as we had."
...Okay, that pushes past uncomfortable introductions and straight into potentially traumatising."Yes, a giant black spaceship digging a canyon through a major settlement must have been a nasty surprise."
"…" … "I was talking about the centauri."
Presumably mining vessels related to the claim I hypothesised. EDIT: I stand corrected, they were talking about the Narn's first contact.
There are multiple 'faiths' on Narn, then? Though probably taken less seriously than Minbari do."They're in the Book of G'Quan?"
"I haven't read it. Narns generally only read the sacred text of their own faith."
And the mutations didn't keep showing up? Or were they really thorough, even targetting those with the potential to produce telepaths?"I haven't read any human holy books. But the historical parts are interesting, if only because it explains what happened to your telepaths."
"We killed them all."
Humans do a lot of things they come to regret later, sadly, especially when it comes to genocides and extinctions."If the Book's accurate, you only killed most of them. And to be fair, we nearly did that as well."
But you did not. And I do not think that you would have gone through with it.
At least the ship will be squeaky clean on the outside? What with contaminants burnt clean off by the atmosphere.I don't know. Future people are weird.
I reach the shuttle, and… Airlock, because magicing the chlorine away with the orange light would be a little obvious.
And if they aren't, Matthew can do the 'tow at FTL' trick, though that's a little more suspicious."I'll be up soon."
"We're ready to leave. Unless the hyperspace currents are unusually vicious, we will be back in time for your date."
That would presumably be how the Narn met the Gaim, yes, but...Presumably they would have been claiming the world for mining use, since there's no way you could reasonably colonise it.
...the 'giant black spaceship digging a canyon through a major settlement' Matthew mentions in the Book of G'Quan would have been Narn's introdution to the cosmos, and is almost certainly a Shadow Battlecrab.Presumably mining vessels related to the claim I hypothesised.