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Mah NobuNobu is stronk nao.
 
How Do Court Reporters Keep Straight Faces?

These are from a book called Disorder in the Courts and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while the exchanges were taking place.

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?
WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'
ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?
WITNESS: My name is Susan!
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ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
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ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?
WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
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ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?
WITNESS: July 18th.
ATTORNEY: What year?
WITNESS: Every year.
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ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?
WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?
WITNESS: Forty-five years.
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ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
WITNESS: I forget..
ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
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ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
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ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
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ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?
WITNESS: Are you shitting me?
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ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?
WITNESS: Getting laid
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ATTORNEY: She had three children , right?
WITNESS: Yes.
ATTORNEY: How many were boys?
WITNESS: None.
ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?
WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
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ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?
WITNESS: By death..
ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?
WITNESS: Take a guess.
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ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?
WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard
ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?
WITNESS: Unless the Circus was in town I'm going with male.
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ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
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ATTORNEY: Doctor , how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?
WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
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ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
WITNESS: Oral…
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ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM
ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?
WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
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ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?

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And last:

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No..
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
 
Nanimani said:
Alright, question. You know Touhou songs.

I had a song on my old MP3. The video it came from had a trick-or-treating Flan as the image. However, I renamed it when I downloaded it, likely because the title was Japanese. After a while, I wanted to share it with other people, but couldn't find it again.

Now that I don't have that MP3 any more, I don't have the song. Can you find it? Lyrics sound vaguely German, and it's a UN Owen was Her? remix.
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I think I know that one, though it's probably been at least a year since I've seen it.

Give me a bit... .
Ten minutes of searching later.
... looks like the channel I'm pretty sure was the host of that specific video got suspended two days ago due to a problem with Google's copyright strikes system. Again. :(

I think I found a different video with the same song, though. Is this it?

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Logos said:
I think I know that one, though it's probably been at least a year since I've seen it.

Give be a bit... .
Ten minutes of searching later.
... looks like the channel I'm pretty sure was the host of that specific video got suspended two days ago due to a problem with Google's copyright strikes system. Again. :(

I think I found a different video with the same song, though. Is this it?

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Yup, first five seconds was all I needed there.
Thank you.
 
Anyone up for some pokemon showdown?
I managed to get my account working again.
 
You know, since I'm here, I figure I should read some quests or something...

But I pretty much relied on the wdango and BleachDoctor threads to hear about quests and rps that users of those threads made...

So I guess I'll blunder around or something.
 
Raziel said:
You know, since I'm here, I figure I should read some quests or something...

But I pretty much relied on the wdango and BleachDoctor threads to hear about quests and rps that users of those threads made...

So I guess I'll blunder around or something.
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I'm pretty sure that some people will able to give you some recommendations.

Alternatively, start a quest yourself!
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itaywex said:
I'm pretty sure that some people will able to give you some recommendations.

Alternatively, start a quest yourself!
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Not happening. My motivation is shot, so I'd abandon it sooner than usual.

That would also require me to have an actual idea for a quest, whereas I tend toward RPs in general.
 
Well, I would normally post more songspam, but instead I have an interesting video.


(Plenty of music included; don't worry.)
 
Priapus said:
Who is she?

I'm getting something of a Lucatiel of Mirrah vibe off her.
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Well, besides being as evidently badass as she is, there's a few things.

First, she's the person Gehrman made the doll that supports you to imitate. Well, they do different things, but they might as well be twins. Kinda disconcerting, to look like you're fighting the person who levels you up.

Second, she's a direct pupil to the First Hunter. And unlike him, she doesn't have a peg leg when you fight her.

Third, there's the fact that despite how ridiculously badass she was and how her job was to hunt Beasts, she spent quite a bit of time just trying to help victims of the Church's experimentation. Even something as simple as indulging in their insane topic changes, or holding a torch to keep the darkness lit, or giving them a key out to the balcony to let them smell the flowers whenever they'd want, to the point that pretty much all of them that was still capable of speech had a high opinion of her. Despite how her interaction with the player is, background information shows that she's an extremely caring person, by the standards of Bloodborne, at least.
 
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