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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Honestly, Neptune is a playboy who flirts with everything that moves and was putting the moves on Weiss. And was willing to stand her up at the Dance than reveal he didn't know how to dance. Just turn up his asshole levels a little and make him a comical buttmonkey and you can have a real...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Jaune, Team SSSN, and MILFs

    The Beacon Academy JNPR common room was a lively mess, with snack wrappers and open books strewn across the table, the late evening light filtering through the windows. Team SSSN and Jaune Arc sprawled across the couches, the air thick with banter and the faint hum of Aura from their earlier...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Yeah, but it's still a cool Semblance and he's still grossed out by Sage commenting on how hot his Nana was.
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Sage's Semblance

    Sage Ayana has the Semblance of Psychometry. Sage: "Jaune. May I examine your sword?" Jaune: "Hm? Oh, sure." Sage: "I like to try my Semblance on older weapons, and since yours is the oldest one here, I think it would be a unique experience." Jaune: "Er... Sure." Sage touches Crocea Mors...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Again, I'm taking inspiration from Baywatch which ran for 11 seasons and was the most watched TV in human history. Not because it was good, because... It wasn't. But it was hilarious and had plenty of sexy T&A before internet porn became big. Rewatching it... It is so baffling terrible and...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Same reason they put Hulk Hogan into various movies.
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: ValeWatch 3

    Once again, our heroes are tuning in for another episode of ValeWatch. Even Weiss has gotten into making fun of the stupid show. Weiss: "Vikings... Frozen Vikings from Solitas. They were in an ice berg, unfroze, and attacked the city." Yang: laughing her ass off Jaune: ditto Ruby: "Ugh...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Valewatch 2

    Blake: "What's next? Lifeguards fighting samurai? Or ninjas? Or ninja samurai?!" Jaune: "Actually, they already had episodes with samurai. And ninja. And ninja samurai." Blake: "Wait. What." Yang: "Yeah! Dave Hoff put away a Fuujin crimelord and when he gets out of jail, he comes after Dave...
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    [RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert
    Threadmarks: 53

    Jaune was sparring with his father just outside the farmhouse, their swords clashing against eachother. Jaune struck furiously, trying to get past his father's defense. Nick for his part was keeping a strong defense, never giving up an opening. Nick: "Don't be so straight forward, try the...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: ValeWatch

    Yang and Jaune rushed into the common room and changed the channel. They then sat down on the couch. Weiss and Blake scowled at them. Weiss: "I was watching the news!" Blake: "So was I!" Yang: "What are you, sixty? ValeWatch is on!" Weiss: "You're watching... Valewatch. The show about barely...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Index: On Worldbuilding: Layout and General Description of Mount Glenn

    General Layout Mount Glenn is a planned city with a radial design, centered around Vorn Tower and organized into concentric zones for residential, industrial, and defensive purposes. The city spans both surface and subterranean levels, leveraging the valley's terrain and Dust vein. Surface...
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    [RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!
    Index: Glimpses into Another Time: Weiss: The Drama King

    Schnee Manor Eleven Years After Salem's Defeat - - - Weiss was reviewing some papers for a major company project while baby Ren slept by her and her belly was round from another baby, when Nicholas, her son, stormed in. He had a skinned knee. "Mother!" He declared. "I have fallen off my...
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    [RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!
    Threadmarks: Combat Class with Glynda 1

    Glynda was sitting at her desk in the Combat Classroom. She was staring at herself in her pocket mirror. She looked over her make up with her impeccable precision. She frowned, and pursed her lips to check on her lipstick. "He likes a dark red, it goes well with your complexion," Dorothy...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Yes. Yes it did.
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    A few fun ideas: -Nicholas Schnee is not dead. His "death" was staged: The old stallion was too tough to die, even though Jacques tried to poison him. Nicholas also had some secrets of his own that he wouldn't give up, that Jacques still needed. So he's been kept alive all this time in...
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