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    [RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert

    Well, look at it this way: My favorite Gospel in the Bible is Mark's. It doesn't tell the story of Jesus being born and his childhood and all that-It just gets on with the story and focuses on the important stuff.
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    [RWBY] Jaune BS Self Insert
    Threadmarks: 55

    The barn dance was a bad idea. Absolutely a bad idea. Yang had gotten there first... In a light yellow sundress. With a red handkerchief in her hair, and a warm smile on her face. Jaune: "Humina humina..." Yang: "Heh. What's wrong, Stud? Cat got your tongue?" Blake: "I thought you'd be angry...
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    [RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!
    Threadmarks: The Escape

    (Set before the end of Glynda's class) - - - Nick was often bored. This is why he worked and moved constantly. Movement of any kind was welcome to his restless spirit, whether it was playing with his children, working on his farm, sparring with his wife and the militia-Anything. Sitting around...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Statler and Waldorf Roast Team SSSN

    Sun Wukong, tail swishing as he spun Ruyi Bang and Jingu Bang, flashed a grin at his team. Statler scoffed. "Monkey Boy thinks he's the star of the show! Bet he spends more time grooming that tail than training!" "Ha! With how he chases after that Cat girl, he's not grooming! He's gooning!"...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Statler and Waldorf Roast Team JNPR

    "So, how's our great-nephew Jaune doing?" "Well, he's not much of a knight or a squire, despite how hard he works. Poor kid." "I think I know which role would suit him best!" "What's that?" "Court jester!" "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" "Still, how about that Pyrrha Nikos? Beautiful, talented...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    They can summon their balcony and remain invincible while it's active. But the only offensive power they have is roasting other people.
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Statler and Waldorf Roast Team RWBY

    "Hey, look at Little Red down there with that scythe! Thinks she's Death himself!" "With how often she trips over that cape, there's only one thing she's likely to reap!" "What's that?" "Herself!" "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" "Check out the Ice Princess! Thinks she's a ballerina with fancy...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Statler and Waldorf Roast Team CMEN

    Cinder: "And this is my plot for the Vytal Tournament! Any questions?" Statler: "I'd call this a medium plan!" Waldorf: "What's a medium plan?" Statler: "It's not rare, and it's not well done!" Waldorf and Statler: "DOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO!" Statler: "Boy that Cinder Fall is in a class of her...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: The Arc Clan: "Uncle" Kermit (Rough)

    A very silly idea... And addition to the Arc Clan: An old friend of Nick Arc's. A famous showman, singer, and dancer... Kermit D. Frog. Weiss: "Wait, how does a Paladin Hunter know one of the most famous showmen in history?!" Kermit: "Ah, well... Nick and Isabel actually saved our bacon once...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Councilman Arc: Debate

    RWBY and the rest of JNPR were in the gallery over the main Council Hall, watching Jaune at work. He was at the podium, giving a speech on a bill. Jaune: "... And as demonstrated on the holo, our military readiness has been drastically below historical norms, even accounting for the peaceful...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    Not surprised at all. Again, the RWBYtards should be begging for a reboot because if a competent team was behind RWBY, you could have the cast start performing amazing feats like in proper shonen anime. I did have two fun ideas thanks to my experience in my concealed carry class today: 1...
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    [RWBY] The Great Temporal Step-Sibling War!
    Extras: Glimpses into Another Time: Yang: All I've Got to Say

    Beacon, Vale One Month after the Party - - - Yang was sitting in front of the mirror in their dormroom, mechanically brushing her hair as she stared at her reflection. The sun was just setting outside. Everything was quiet... Before the door burst open and Ruby stormed in, followed by Weiss...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Adam's Planning

    Adam paced in his office. He considered everything from every angle, every permutation. He looked through all the intel they had on Jaune Arc. He hummed as he beheld his holo plot. He scratched his chin. "Run simulation 224," he ordered the projector. The device complied, and holographic...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts
    Threadmarks: Childhood Friends: Adam 3

    Jaune had returned to Radian. He had come to the crypt in Arcadia, the great stone fortress of the Arcs. It was after Vytal. They were planning to go after Cinder. He had come to the crypt to pray... He stopped short. A familiar figure was standing there in the twilight, among the statues...
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    [RWBY] RWBY Shorts

    I gave her the ability to increase her Aura power and control by several times as long as she controls her breathing. Based on Hamon from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. As long as she stays calm and controls her breathing, she's able to use very powerful Aura techniques and learn them fast. She still...
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