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Last Activity:: Mar 30, 2020 at 5:27 PM

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Baked the Author

Scion of Nurgle, Verified Consentacle Enthusiast, 31

Please be advised: I am extremely busy IRL. If your fic hasn't updated, it will when I get to it. Patience leads to better chapters :) Mar 14, 2020

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1. Baked the Author
  Please be advised: I am extremely busy IRL. If your fic hasn't updated, it will when I get to it. Patience leads to better chapters :)
  
  Mar 14, 2020
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2. Iceflame55
  I've been enjoying your stories (on multiple sites too!), but your Taylor/Shoggoth one has led my brain to an Idea. Since this Idea covers too many niches in the NSFW discussion threads, would you be willing to do a bit of brainstorming with me? I'll start a conversation on it, if you're willing.
  
  Mar 14, 2020
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  2. Baked the Author
    Certainly!
    
    Mar 14, 2020
3. Baked the Author
  *possibly contracting diabetes while writing a chapter of Worm: Babel* more adorable (and useless) lesbians this week!
  
  Mar 9, 2020
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4. Baked the Author
  Bit late, but WOOOO! Thanks for 10k likes, people!
  
  Mar 6, 2020
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5. Baked the Author
  I've gotten back into the mood to write Shoggoths. Next chapter is at 7k words (most of it is lewd) and growing. REJOICE~!
  
  Feb 6, 2020
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  2. G4R5vb5r3H
    [Rejoicing in Progress]
    
    Feb 6, 2020
    
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  3. Twei
    Shoggoths good but also thirsty beekeeper Skyrim Taylor cute?
    
    Feb 13, 2020
    
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  4. Baked the Author
    Working on that as I go. There should be a new chapter for Deliverance next week at the latest.
    
    Feb 13, 2020
    
    Twei likes this.
6. Raven1138
  Just ran into your story INTERFACE on fanfiction.net. Any chance of it, or an unrated Director's Cut, making its way here or to SB?
  
  Jan 24, 2020
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  2. Baked the Author
    Ehhhh, no. I don't think so, anyway. That story's more me purely playing in the sandbox, throwing OC's and trampling tropes left and right. Putting it on a forum would make people take it seriously, and if there's one thing about the Worm community that I've learned, they take the strangest things seriously.
    
    I might put it in the Storage Shed at some point, though.
    
    Jan 25, 2020
    
    Twei, Mikers99, ScarletFlames and 1 other person like this.
7. nemo1685
  Happy birthday, Baked! ...sadly I don't have even a normal amount of presents to give you, let alone twice the amount. Must...write...faster...
  
  Dec 25, 2019
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8. Baked the Author
  Try to write about killing Chaurus to save Skyrim - nothing. Try to write about befriending Chaurus - delicious cake. Muse, what the fuck?
  
  Dec 21, 2019
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9. Baked the Author
  Till further notices, nothing will be updates. Muse is not feeling the groove. Sorry peoples. :(
  
  Dec 13, 2019
  1. Mikers99 likes this.
  2. Nightmare723764
    Did that whore of a Muse pull a runner?
    That Bitch!!
    
    Dec 16, 2019
    
    Finalhour300 and Mikers99 like this.
10. JD.Forums
  Do you have a writing discord server?
  
  Dec 5, 2019
  2. Baked the Author
    I do not. But I'm considering it. If and/or when it happens, my sig/profile will be updated accordingly.
    
    Dec 5, 2019
    
    JD.Forums likes this.
11. Baked the Author
  The floor is tentacles. Eat your heart out, Home Depot~.
  
  Oct 31, 2019
  1. Mikers99, Nightmare723764, Czlyydwr Llrngwl and 3 others like this.
  2. Nightmare723764
    The best sort of floor!
    Endless fun regardless of gender!
    
    Nov 25, 2019
    
    Baked the Author likes this.
12. Shoiran_Toushin
  Hi Baked, good to see you here.
  
  Aug 6, 2019
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  2. Baked the Author
    Thanks! Good to be here.
    
    Aug 6, 2019
    
    Knightfall likes this.
  3. Nightmare723764
    I think this will be more of a home then Fanfiction.net or QQ's sibling sites.
    We're All Lewd Here...
    *insert cheshire cat grin*
    
    Nov 25, 2019
13. Baked the Author
  Let there be a story!
  
  Aug 6, 2019
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