Baked the Author

Appreciated, and I feel you, but need I remind you that I wrote Hunger? The endgame of that setting is the death of every Parahuman across every dimension, plus Scion and all of humanity. As they deserve.

In regards to Deliverance, the canon of Worm doesn't come into play at all, and I've done my best to dissuade my readers to avoid talking about it where that story is concerned for a reason: it is utterly irrelevant to the story being told, aside from Khepri's origins and that sidestory I wrote that one time.

Nope. Sometimes I read something I wrote and am stunned that it was ME who wrote it, though. Happens with the Saga, Hunger, Skittering Shoggoths, and Deliverance.

When I get around to it, I'll get around to it. There's rather alot on my plate at the moment

Reason being, part shoutout to Shadow Tower Abyss. On a certain character who trivia on Priscilla's page, speculated is her 'predecesor' in character/ability design?

On 25 march you said that chapter of Insects is almost done. Had some accident happened again? Hopefully no...

Unfortunately, yes. It's like the document is cursed or something.

Well, there is always google docs. Or plainly keeping backup on flash drive.

Yes, but between injuring my arm and other matters, all writing is going slowly. Please be patient with the stressed author

ah... wasn't asking when sorry for the misunderstanding. I was just asking if it was dead. Thanks for the response.

Stressed? I thought you were baked.

*rimshot*

Already have, thanks.

Heh, well welcome back Baked. :D

And I love thy new snippet, finally unclothed

Bzuh- oh, I didn't even see this. And yes. I do. And it's not that I'm not in the mood; it's that I have literally a million things to do IRL... and I sprained my dominant arm. I've only gotten back to writing today, and even now I don't feel quite 100%. But the words must flow.

See, you guide the Tarnished by accompanying them in an easy-to-carry form, while I make money for our interplanetary houses by pole dancing- I MEAN KILL THE FINGERS!

I have a Husband/Wife and they can carry me in a pocket
Or I can be their sword sheath

*suggestive eyebrows*

Excuse me, but that sounds nothing like Magical Girl General Grievous.

is she really a magical girl if she can't transform? hmmmmmmmmmmmm?

That would be Ranni from Elden Ring. With some artistic license taken.

Yes, but who made that photo?

*indicates Melina, Roderika, Ranni* Maidens.

Behold, Dog!

Beware of crab!

I'll do you one better: in James Stormcaller, Hermione is going to make 'little helpers' to assist her in organization, exploration of Hogwarts, and a few other things; guess what the first one looks like?

Also, I'll maybe make a Hollow Knight fic once I complete the game (just finished the first section of the City of Tears).

Take your time and explore lots. The lore of the game is deep.

If you want to know about the lore, look up mossbag. Quick, before the Fandom sacrifices him for silksong.

Not all her memories. The major traumas of her (rather shitty) life? Erased. Happy memories and the broad strokes of her personality? Left intact.

Nope. I'm here, on FF and SB. Stretching to AO3 would require me taking a full day to crosspost and format EVERY ONE OF MY STORIES. And, no.

To give Khepri a retirement, and when you're retired, you get to relax.

As my helper and I got the final boss, a Bloodletting Beast, to 1/8 health, my music -- which was on shuffle -- changed, and the following blurted out:

"I'd like a pound of nuts." "THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS!" It was the nut merchant scene from Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. Even better. the battle ended with "THAT'LL BE FOUR BUCKS, BABY! YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?"

Enough to put me in stitches, for sure, but even worse was when I used the lamp to the sound of "HE JUST LEFT... WITH NUTS!"

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It was drawn by blazemalefica, and yes, she is <3

Fret not, chivalrous one, for a Shoggoth's tastes are many and varied.

*break character*

That is, yeah, there will defs be malextentacle lewds at some point in Skittering Shoggoths.

Sign me up.

Tentacles should be equal opportunity joy givers.

I personally prefer the Fluff.

Horny is temporary, Fluff is for Eternity.

Looks pretty good. Kinda gives me Van Gough vibes with the wavy lines and darker colours.

It's a mystery, honestly. Those parts were written more-or-less stream of consciousness and only lightly edited. I originally intended their interactions to be more lewd, but how it actually turned out was, obviously, pleasantly surprising.

Thanks. I felt bad for killing her, just to get closer to 100% achievements. Thus, PFP, and possibly a short story sometime in the near future... :3

Please tell me you saved on a separate file before you did the deed...? That way she's not gone in your main save, I mean. Or is the Souls series one of those stupid single save file games...?

Souls saves automatically, and has no save file system, yes. I usually save to USB when I'm doing important things, like if I'm trying to make a gameplay video for Bloodborne, which is my FromSoft game of choice. In Dark Souls, I just took Priscilla's advice and left her in peace in NG+. Despite her area being one of the most hostile, after Blighttown.