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Baked the Author

(Verified Consentacle Enthusiast)(Outer God), 31

MAIDS! DRAGONS! CHAURUS! VICTORIAN MAIDS! Aug 9, 2020 at 4:22 PM

1. Baked the Author
  MAIDS! DRAGONS! CHAURUS! VICTORIAN MAIDS!
  
  Aug 9, 2020 at 4:22 PM
  2. Sho'vothar
    Mmm, dragons.
    
    Aug 9, 2020 at 8:21 PM
    
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2. Kurotanbo
  Y'know what? Punishment snip time for that long delay on Deliverance. The Madama demons from Bayonetta as different aspects of Taylor. Heres how ya fo it. That place contessa killed Taylor? One of the hells. The trauma of which caused taylor and QA to get tangled spiritually and split into aspects.
  
  Jul 3, 2020
  2. Baked the Author
    What? No. I've never even played that silly game.
    
    Jul 5, 2020
    
    Malcanthet likes this.
3. Kurotanbo
  What happened to Deliverance good guy?
  
  Jul 3, 2020
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  2. Baked the Author
    *screams at ADHD*
    *ADHD screams back*
    This has been going on for the past couple weeks.
    
    Jul 5, 2020
    
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4. Baked the Author
  All this hard work, over 6 months of quarantine, and I STILL CAN'T GET IN THE MOOD TO FINISH WLGYL! Brain, please, stop it with the snips!
  
  Jun 19, 2020
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  2. Malcanthet
    More snippets brain. More snippets. Maybe some Parasite Eve Snippets to boot.
    
    Jun 21, 2020
    
    firedragonboy20, Kurotanbo, hillo315 and 1 other person like this.
5. corndogman
  Why did that game go viral so suddenly?
  
  Jun 4, 2020
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  2. Baked the Author
    Dude, it has demon girls.
    And pancakes.
    Also, minimalism; the game is really short yet challenging, very little dialogue but what's there makes for a good little romp.
    
    I'll also change my avatar again at some point, likely to something horrific and/or sexy.
    
    Jun 4, 2020
    
    SeventhSolar, da3monh0st3d and corndogman like this.
6. Evilhippy
  New avatar! Boobies!
  
  Jun 2, 2020
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7. Baked the Author
  Would a Bowsette/Judgment pairing cause a singularity of R34 artwork? All I know is: Bowsette would be the bottom, and it'd be KINKY~
  
  Jun 2, 2020
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8. ScarletFlames
  https://youtu.be/RLopJXUIlCs?t=132
  
  Never understood what following does, let's try it.
  
  May 25, 2020
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9. Baked the Author
  20k likes, huzzah! *wild kazoo noises*
  
  May 8, 2020
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10. Baked the Author
  Please be advised: I am extremely busy IRL. If your fic hasn't updated, it will when I get to it. Patience leads to better chapters :)
  
  Mar 14, 2020
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11. Iceflame55
  I've been enjoying your stories (on multiple sites too!), but your Taylor/Shoggoth one has led my brain to an Idea. Since this Idea covers too many niches in the NSFW discussion threads, would you be willing to do a bit of brainstorming with me? I'll start a conversation on it, if you're willing.
  
  Mar 14, 2020
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  2. Baked the Author
    Certainly!
    
    Mar 14, 2020
    
    Hypervane and Ddmkm122 like this.
12. Baked the Author
  *possibly contracting diabetes while writing a chapter of Worm: Babel* more adorable (and useless) lesbians this week!
  
  Mar 9, 2020
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13. Baked the Author
  Bit late, but WOOOO! Thanks for 10k likes, people!
  
  Mar 6, 2020
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14. Baked the Author
  I've gotten back into the mood to write Shoggoths. Next chapter is at 7k words (most of it is lewd) and growing. REJOICE~!
  
  Feb 6, 2020
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  2. G4R5vb5r3H
    [Rejoicing in Progress]
    
    Feb 6, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 and Baked the Author like this.
  3. Twei
    Shoggoths good but also thirsty beekeeper Skyrim Taylor cute?
    
    Feb 13, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 and Baked the Author like this.
  4. Baked the Author
    Working on that as I go. There should be a new chapter for Deliverance next week at the latest.
    
    Feb 13, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 and Twei like this.
15. Raven1138
  Just ran into your story INTERFACE on fanfiction.net. Any chance of it, or an unrated Director's Cut, making its way here or to SB?
  
  Jan 24, 2020
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  2. Baked the Author
    Ehhhh, no. I don't think so, anyway. That story's more me purely playing in the sandbox, throwing OC's and trampling tropes left and right. Putting it on a forum would make people take it seriously, and if there's one thing about the Worm community that I've learned, they take the strangest things seriously.
    
    I might put it in the Storage Shed at some point, though.
    
    Jan 25, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122, Twei, Mikers99 and 2 others like this.
16. nemo1685
  Happy birthday, Baked! ...sadly I don't have even a normal amount of presents to give you, let alone twice the amount. Must...write...faster...
  
  Dec 25, 2019
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17. Baked the Author
  Try to write about killing Chaurus to save Skyrim - nothing. Try to write about befriending Chaurus - delicious cake. Muse, what the fuck?
  
  Dec 21, 2019
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18. Baked the Author
  Till further notices, nothing will be updates. Muse is not feeling the groove. Sorry peoples. :(
  
  Dec 13, 2019
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  2. Nightmare723764
    Did that whore of a Muse pull a runner?
    That Bitch!!
    
    Dec 16, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, Finalhour300 and Mikers99 like this.
19. JD.Forums
  Do you have a writing discord server?
  
  Dec 5, 2019
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  2. Baked the Author
    I do not. But I'm considering it. If and/or when it happens, my sig/profile will be updated accordingly.
    
    Dec 5, 2019
    
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20. Baked the Author
  The floor is tentacles. Eat your heart out, Home Depot~.
  
  Oct 31, 2019
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  2. Nightmare723764
    The best sort of floor!
    Endless fun regardless of gender!
    
    Nov 25, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 and Baked the Author like this.
21. Shoiran_Toushin
  Hi Baked, good to see you here.
  
  Aug 6, 2019
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  2. Baked the Author
    Thanks! Good to be here.
    
    Aug 6, 2019
    
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  3. Nightmare723764
    I think this will be more of a home then Fanfiction.net or QQ's sibling sites.
    We're All Lewd Here...
    *insert cheshire cat grin*
    
    Nov 25, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
22. Baked the Author
  Let there be a story!
  
  Aug 6, 2019
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WARNING: Unpublished and Dangerous
Stories in progress on other sites (not on QQ):
SB - When Life Gives You Lemons [Portal/Worm, Tinker!Taylor], also on FanFiction
SB - Iron [Worm/Berserk crossover], also on FanFiction
FF - INTERFACE [Worm AU, halping for days]
FF - James Stormcaller and the Walnut Court [Harry Potter, Myths and Legends AU] <-- may need a beta for this one
If you've heard of it, but can't find it, check my Storage Room in the NSFW threads, where my brain dribbles congeal and form rough stories of questionable quality.

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