How mods see themselves... even thou it's not really like this...
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How mods see themselves... even thou it's not really like this...
You know, in the high level cultivation stories where everything is about the dao of this or the dao of that, like honghuang subgenre, where nuwa focuses on dao of creation, due to her making humans, she also has this bit where she hosts the 'first wedding' making the dao of love a thing
so, this means there's also a dao of NTR
To be fair, the 修改系统 is also quite fun, like
MC, who is the villainess in the otome story whose fiance gets stolen by the heroine, mods the narration from, "And so, the hero and the heroine fell into the metaphorical river of love" into "And so, the hero and the heroine fell into the literal latrine"
lmao this multiverse trading system
Mc traded a raw egg and got other novel's MC's testicles loool
Come to think of it, the "you made fun of me that one day, so I kill everyone in your entire clan" might seem a bit of a guilty pleasure, but it looks a tad extreme
I hate these systems where after 'completing' a world, they force the MC to isekai to the next world, and then at the same time, due to writer's inability to deal with power creep--as the next world is only equal to or less than the previous one--the system fucking erases the MC's abilities/skills, like what the fuck is this reset bullshit
For some reason, all the sword fights in Chinese modern fiction that have formality seem to have a sense of pretentiousness, like each side would first talk about how long, thick, and hard their sword is, what it's made of, etc. like just to show off how much of a treasure the sword is, and then "I have a sword strike called [ ], please appreciate it" or some lines like that
make tanukia great again
99 Biigohs in a row
Sage of Six Paths never made any sense to me, like did you really think understanding each other would bring peace? What an elitist thought!
Imagine being able to hear people's thoughts;
"I think your wife is hot, I wanna fuck her while you're away today!"
"Your mother was very moist late night, maybe you heard something?"
And in the comic, if you ate the dragon (tyrannosaurus rex)'s testicle, you can gain immortality and super strength
So what's weird is in Fengyun, that Hong Kong martial arts comic with a lot of crazy shit and women cheating on their lovers and rape, there's four mythical beasts--turtle, phoenix, qilin, and dragon. First two died, people who ate them gained immortality. Qilin can self-rez, but can't immortalize, so no one cares.
But why the fuck is the dragon a fucking TREX?
I have a Biigoh System that can add points to everything like an RPG, but I am a hardworking type genius, after all, so crushing my enemies is all owed to my perseverance, the cheat is just a cherry on top...
"I owe all my accomplishments to my hard work, Biigoh raise stats!"
"Through my sharp intellect, top talents, decade of toil, Biigoh raise stats!"
"Why do you have to force me? Biigoh raise stats!"
Since Guo Jing's ancestor is Guo Sheng, then this means Jin Yong's wuxia novels are actually all fanfiction of Water Margin
All the web stories with Tianlong Babu involved seem to especially kill Ye Erniang (because she steals and kills infants) and Yun Zhonghe (because he rapes and then murders and then rapes again young virgins), but none of these stories ever do something like "shave a baby monkey, fill it with explosive poison, leave it for Ye Erniang" or "dress up a diseased leper whore as a virgin for Yun Zhonghe"
BY THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP and this gun I just found, I SHALL PUNISH YOU!
Because of how they're so antiJapan here these days (decades), so there's this derogatory nickname for Goku like 狗空 instead of 悟空
The truth is... Tanukia is a made-up place!
When young we think of the ideal of having a Saber or a Rin or a cute Ilya or even a disgusting Sakura, only when we grow up do we realize how good a Medea is
why does phone keep reseting autobrightness
Dude has a gamer-like system where he gets points based on the strength of things he kills, and the points can be used to improve skill master, status effects, racial skills, etc. But for some reason, after he gets necromancy, he doesn't just summon twenty skeletons and send them into the ocean... he just keeps fighting tough enemies one at a time like a stupid D&D player
After Biigoh isekaied to the Prince of Tennis world with Kryptonian Physique, Eight Gates Technique, and Speed of Sound Sonic Speed, he worked very hard and was able to get third place in the nationals under the singles category.
Why is it that in western martial arts, there's no fingering techniques? Like, you don't even see it in shit like Avatar the Last Airbender, not actually fingering people, you know what I mean?
Like, Shaolin Flower-Picking Finger, Dali Yiyang Finger, Sanhe Finger, Taohuadao Snapping Finger, Six Meridians Divine Sword, Lingxi Finger, etc.... why doesn't Americans like to finger people?
When introducing someone new to anime, you should suggest they watch Clannad as a show, or Grave of the Fireflies as a movie first, this way, they know what anime is really about
and like, all of the web shorts actors/actresses all have five rounds of plastic surgery + three layers of make up
So a lot of the trashy urban or ancient styled web stories have been made into tiktok ready web shorts, and it's so awful and addicting and awful
Hmph, baka tanuki. RAOD ROLLAH DA!
Remember when, like, 8 or 9 years ago, people were like, you know, this season ofAmericaEarth is too insane, the producers are in their final season, they're pulling out all the stops, they've run out of ideas, it's too crazy, nothing's going to top this... anyway,
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