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dogbertcarroll

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    1. Hidden One
      Hidden One
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      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        Just sitting around as you create a Jupiter made out of pudding makes for a boring story to read. Have them take flaws to cut down on the amount of time needed to produce that much pudding. Things like foes and tasks are perfect for that.
        Jan 22, 2023
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      3. Hidden One
        Hidden One
        Well, I did mention the 'visitors' as the ones at fault for the missing mass already. Maybe a DLC to pick a specific group will come to mind after pondering.
        Faults are more tricky since the training mentioned would take care of speed of creating things as well as size and complexity. Maybe not clear enough..
        Jan 22, 2023
    2. Hidden One
      Hidden One
      1. Hidden One
        Hidden One
        Had to crop the message to force it to fit, this was caused by re-reading Hero System. :)
        Jan 18, 2023
    3. Alucard964
      Alucard964
      Hey man been following you on fanfic.net for years and just found out you were on here. Any chance you might be posting any more of connections or are you just done with it for good?
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      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        I'm rarely done with anything, the problem is my muse is on crack and jumps from idea to idea like a cocked up squirrel.
        Jan 14, 2023
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    4. Akuma-Heika
      Akuma-Heika
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      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        It's their personal artwork. Not sure where else they post.
        Oct 19, 2022
    5. Hidden One
      Hidden One
      Been re-reading your stuff again, and since I just went through Chaos and Redheads and saw the AN at the bottom again... I got to let you know that I agree. There are still very very few Tenchi crosses. Imagine sad puppy dog eyes here.
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    6. Hidden One
      Hidden One
      Heya, I checked earlier if all your stories from FFnet are also on TtH and some seem not to be there yet. Since FFnet is appearently going titbirds up going by rumors about maintenance now being zero.. will you copy the rest over? :)
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      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        I only post my Buffy fics on TTH and FF.Net is currently working on their stuff according to their Twitter account. I probably should start posting everything on AO3 at some point...
        Sep 29, 2022
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    7. SirDawg
      SirDawg
      I just realized a legend was here at QQ. I still re-read your A MODern Man fic from time to time. I’ll be following your career with great interest.
      1. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        Thanks! I don't post a lot here, mostly just the odd omake for fics I like.
        May 31, 2022
    8. Atlanrom
      Atlanrom
      Just realized you are here. Glad to see you liked my work. It is an honour. Your works on FF made me start with amateur writing and now I am working part time as an Editor!
      1. Marethyu, SirDawg and dogbertcarroll like this.
      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        Excellent, I am reading and laughing along with one of your fics right now. You have one hell of a sense of humor.
        Mar 9, 2022
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    9. Valdimarian
      Valdimarian
      Bit surprised you aren’t going full QQ with Warranty, especially given how Lisa and Maggie look to be joining Meg.
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      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        That's a good point. I might post it after I finish writing it.
        Dec 22, 2021
        Hidden One and moon so bright like this.
    10. FTR2017
      FTR2017
      Saw your Warranty snippets recommended at Cherico's story Winterhold and gave it a gander.

      I never expected to see a wholesome Contractor in my life, but you surprised me with Meg's treatment! :D

      I hope that you eventually give it a thread here for ease of tracking! :)
      1. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        Yeah, people usually either go full villain or act like they are forced into enslaving nubile young women and having sex with them through no fault of their own. Very few own up to their choices.
        Nov 23, 2021
      2. FTR2017
        FTR2017
        I checked your FFN account and found the newly published fic with a fifth chapter to boot! Thanks for the smile! :D
        Dec 5, 2021
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    11. KinKrow
      KinKrow
      "Typing by: Dogbertcarroll - AN: Yes, I typed it myself this time. Yay me!"

      You did it!

      Proud of you, bud.
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      2. KinKrow
        KinKrow
        If they don't have to pay for Chris's contractual terms to be delivered, then there's no reason they wouldn't end his contract early.

        They don't have to pay for the housing and the protagonist both gets a friend to help stabilize him.
        Nov 18, 2021
      3. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        You'll just have to wait and see, I am finishing up a chapter of With Sprinkles at the moment and then I plan on doing another chapter of Guys and Dolls. After that I plan on some more of Warranty.
        Nov 18, 2021
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      4. KinKrow
        KinKrow
        I'm looking forward to it.
        Nov 19, 2021
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    12. TheCenterAct
      TheCenterAct
      I follow you on FFnet, but I had no idea you were here too.

      ...

      What are your thoughts on Xander abuse? (overuse of an item e.i. substance abuse)
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      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        I prefer writing light hearted stories, I avoid angst.
        Oct 21, 2021
      3. TheCenterAct
        TheCenterAct
        No, not abuse as in beatings, abuse as in overuse. I'm talking about the concept of Xander as an MC being so saturated in the majority of BtVS fics.
        What is your opinion on it? Is it good or bad? Does the abundance make it cliche and cringe?
        Oct 21, 2021
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      4. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        Considering who he usually has as a MC, I don't think he has an issue with it.
        Nov 7, 2021
    13. KinKrow
      KinKrow
      "I can't feel my heartbeat," she noted hopefully before stripping off her baggy sweater and too small bra and placing a hand over the left side of her chest. "My heart's in the right place!"

      Lmaooo, I like that that got brought up. It was such a weird part of Meg's character her heart was always something I remembered.
    14. KinKrow
      KinKrow
      ">Our projected lifespan is only one hundred and eighty years on average," Linda said
      I'm pretty sure you're low-lying the life expectancy of Synths, my guy.

      Keep in mind that Kellogg is 108 years old and he looks like any other middle aged adult. He's a baseline human that has been living in the Wasteland since, in addition to his Cybernetics not being as in depth or advanced as the stuff Synths are loaded up with.
      1. KinKrow
        KinKrow
        Also, when I say 'baseline human', that's a bit misleading because the average human in Fallout 4 are a fucking mess after two centuries of getting blasted with radiation.

        Synth bodies are tough and loaded with the best Cybernetics in Fallout Earth; I wouldn't be shocked if they had lifespans in the centuries, maybe even past a thousand for Coursers (well, excepting operational hazards).
        Jun 14, 2021
    15. Hidden One
      Hidden One
      Thanks for updating With Sprinkles, its always nice to wake up and see one of your stories updated. :)
      1. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        Happens every week, sometimes multiple times in a week! Or at least I try and make sure that happens.
        May 15, 2021
      2. Hidden One
        Hidden One
        That may be why I actually check mutliple times a week. ;)
        May 15, 2021
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    16. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      I love With Sprinkles, Naruto doing his impossible princess stuff is so funny.
    17. Hidden One
      Hidden One
      I had another one of those Xander ideas I am better of handing over. Remember Xanders troubles with soda machines? Just before Episode 1 he tries to get a drink but ends up with the Essence of the Chad in a can instead. Probably works with all other Essences but Chad!Xander may be amusing.
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      2. Evilhippy
        Evilhippy
        I have a hard time imagining Chad!Xander.

        Badass!Xander.
        Suicidal!Xander.
        Horny!Xander.

        All these yes but Chad!Xander is just hard to imagine.
        Apr 14, 2021
      3. Hidden One
        Hidden One
        Just imagine, Xander actually knowing how to talk to women and actually beeing able and willing to get both Joyce and Jenna.
        Apr 14, 2021
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      4. KinKrow
        KinKrow
        It's just Xander stripping off his shirt after a hard workout.

        Put the shirt back on and it fades away.
        Nov 18, 2021
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    18. KinKrow
      KinKrow
      Oh my God, you made the ring/lantern monstrosity.

      Are you sure your story shouldn't be titled 'With These Rings'?
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      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        Yep, you seem to have missed the joke.
        Mar 23, 2021
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      3. KinKrow
        KinKrow
        Ahhhh, dammit.
        Mar 23, 2021
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    19. KinKrow
      KinKrow
      "We don't repeat humanity's mistakes!"

      "We make entirely new ones!"

      These synth women have some Pinky and Brain vibes going on, lol
      1. Evilhippy and dogbertcarroll like this.
    20. KinKrow
      KinKrow
      "Don't interact with your former self and a lesbian orgy composed of one witch will cause a paradox unless they are properly blindfolded?"

      God, what was that from?
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      3. Mihari
        Mihari
        It actually is one on fanfiction.net, not one for all audiences but not bad.
        Jan 15, 2021
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      4. macdjord
        Mar 16, 2021
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    21. Hidden One
      Hidden One
      Elite Beat Agents is one of the more obscure DS rythem games, the jump document for it and the cnaon lore are weird but fun. The devs took inspiration from Bluesx Brothers, Ghostbusters and MIB to remake the japanese game which was based on male cheer squads.
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      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        They have good taste if nothing else.
        Nov 30, 2020
    22. Hidden One
      Hidden One
      I hav en't seen a James Bond one yet. Elite Beat agents kind of wrap probability and reality by cheering, dancing and singing. Cordy would likely be shocked by the dancing skills alone. :)
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      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        Never even heard of that setup. Closest I can think of is MJ in Moonwalker, which I have used.
        Nov 29, 2020
    23. Hidden One
      Hidden One
      Got jumped by a plotbunny that wanted to meet you. Xander loses a bet and gets forced to wear a generic alphabet soup agent costume for halloween. Xander decides that he is actually THE best elite beat agent that ever was and will be.
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      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        I've seen him dressed as a secret agent before, there are some pretty lengthy James Bond ones.
        Nov 28, 2020
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    24. Hidden One
      Hidden One
      Had to split the message since QQ insists on 420 signs or less. :) The idea below happened while re-reading some of your stuff and shooting ideas with someone. Enjoy ~
    25. Hidden One
      Hidden One
      Alexander Lavelle Harris is the most boring and just barely average student Sunnydale ever saw. Until the CIA decided that he'd make the perfect secret agent and invited him to a summer camp. His new friend and training partner just needs to get a bit less tense with the ladies. The friend? Agent Cody Banks.
      1. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        I ran across one where he did that, can't recall the title, it was a one shot.
        Oct 26, 2020
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    26. KinKrow
      KinKrow
      You said you didn't have any good title names for that new story idea you have?

      How about 'Harry Potter and the Prisoner's Montage', or 'Harry Potter and the Azkaban Hustle'?

      How are those for a couple suggestions?
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      2. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        The entire point of that story is just an idea I had for his interaction with Voldemort... though I may use Prisoner's Montage in the future.
        Oct 21, 2020
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    27. Hidden One
      Hidden One
      I feel a need to point out that I low key blame you for thinking about xander.
      For example: "What would happen if Xander got access to the Celestial Forge on the last day of middleschool?"
      ... I wonder if that would lead to getting on Hephaestus radar instead of Aphrodites...
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    28. Luke Dragneel
      Luke Dragneel
      Thanks for the update to Wood It Work
    29. macdjord
      macdjord
      I've been wondering for years: why Dogbert and Carroll? That seems like a really weird combination.
      1. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        I'm a big fan of Dilbert for one.
        Sep 10, 2020
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      2. macdjord
        macdjord
        Right, I got that, I recognized where the names came from right away. But I'm wondering why that particular combination.
        Oct 4, 2020
    30. Evilhippy
      Evilhippy
      Has anyone picked your Slave Driver tier on your patreon? I also found your descriptions on the various level amusing.
      1. dogbertcarroll
        dogbertcarroll
        One person has, but he hasn't really requested anything in particular because he likes all my stuff. Great guy. Had one guy drop 200 on me through paypal for more of A MODern Man so I made sure to spend two months adding a chapter to the that with every other post. I promise one chapter with Slave Driver but really it means I add the fic requested to the top of the que every time I write something.
        Apr 15, 2020
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