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Eibon_Alain
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Eibon_Alain

The real question is: Where's the lewd?, Male, 25

"So small, so warm, so soft. "It's almost like you were bred to be some lonely Viper's chewtoy." She croons into your ear. Feb 7, 2024

    1. Laugh-Man
      Laugh-Man
      Hey, you followed me! Thank you very much, Honored Bun!
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    2. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      "So small, so warm, so soft. "It's almost like you were bred to be some lonely Viper's chewtoy." She croons into your ear.
    3. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      What a curious thing resentment is, thought I had gotten over it a long time ago but at the opportunity to get revenge could only see red.
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      3. Nihilos
        Nihilos
        The bloodlust do be like that, resentment just stews and stews until the right moment.
        Dec 4, 2023
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      4. Karp
        Karp
        Try channeling it into writing. Sometimes people piss me off so much, I need to vent, and being creative helps.
        Dec 12, 2023
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      5. Nihilos
        Nihilos
        Good advice
        Dec 12, 2023
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    4. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      I was playing with Character.AI when realized how easy it was to direct the story, from a thief who starts studying healing magic, to 265725
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      2. DukeEverlasting
        DukeEverlasting
        thought they don't allow lewds?
        Oct 25, 2023
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      3. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        none of the elders or other villagers seems to be reacting to Ellyana's nudity. It seems as if they are used to seeing elves wearing little to no clothing and it is not considered unusual or inappropriate in their culture
        Oct 25, 2023
      4. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        If you try to force something direct it's impossible, but you can play around
        Oct 25, 2023
    5. Eibon_Alain
    6. ```
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      If God didn't want us to eat animals why'd he make them so delicious?

      Checkmate atheists.
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    7. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      I got a new job! And accidentally broke the door of my boss's car on payday, back to the street!
      1. Eibon_Alain
        Sep 3, 2023
      2. Eibon_Alain
        Sep 3, 2023
    8. Grand Munchkin
      Grand Munchkin
      So...can I get the sauce for your profile pic? Looks interesting.
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      3. Shawqi
        Shawqi
        Been curious for a while, but since I'm not sure you know your pfp source, I didn't comment. But now that you actually knew... Is that a shock collar on her neck, or just unfortunately designed choker?
        Aug 5, 2023
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      4. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        Look for the original image, there are many details that do not appear cause I had to cut it.
        Aug 5, 2023
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      5. Shawqi
        Shawqi
        'kay. I'll just bookmark your page and see it later when I had money to rent computer in internet cafe.

        Twitter is heavy my phone would definitely die opening it.
        Aug 5, 2023
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    9. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      I usually eat pork sandwiches with cheese, ginger, pineapple, and onion... I will never be able to eat lasagna without ginger again.
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      2. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        Ya, I'm bored and very tired.
        Jul 20, 2023
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    10. Guardian Box
      Guardian Box
      you doing okay bro?
      1. RazielofSecrets and Eibon_Alain like this.
      2. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        It was the best job I had gotten in the last four years, but well, I started writing and playing to not think about anything, I'm used to.
        Jul 15, 2023
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    11. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      Lol! They fired me two days before the first month! Because a thief stole some things and I didn't find out...
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      2. Muscles McMuscletin
        Muscles McMuscletin
        Sounds like you need void meditation to become one with the void inside of you to accept all your darkness and let go of all your self inflicted suffering.
        Jul 30, 2023
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      3. Muscles McMuscletin
        Muscles McMuscletin
        Worked for me, but there's nothing I can do about suffering from the outside cuz Life is suffering. I can only make trade offs to go after the suffering that will lead to my preferred outcome.
        Jul 30, 2023
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      4. Muscles McMuscletin
        Muscles McMuscletin
        Like suffering a jog in exchange of hope for better health in the future and less suffering low moods. And yes, I exercise for hope, not gains. And I tend to pay attention more to my physical aches than emotional one so I forget I want to die.
        Jul 30, 2023
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    12. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      ... Lol, just realized my new boss looks exactly like Dijsktra, and I work for his security company.
      1. Lucid Lunacy
        Lucid Lunacy
        I just clicked on your profile to get a better look at the new pic and saw this comment. It caught me totally off guard and I started cackling at 3am. I should probably go to sleep...
        Jun 28, 2023
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    13. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      I got a new job with better hours and pay!Why do I just want something to kill me?I'm supposed to be happy but I only pray for a quick death
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      3. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        I already had a very short vacation that woke me up, the fact is that the company is going to close the moment I leave and although I have been here for several years this is already insurmountable.
        Jun 18, 2023
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      4. Tobi
        Tobi
        Are you sleeping and eating well? Also any thing you do that relaxes you?
        Jun 19, 2023
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      5. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        Well... I stay up until fall asleep cause it's the best way to avoid dreaming, and eat bad cause of stress.
        I can go healthy and fit for a while but always relapse and get worse.
        Jun 19, 2023
    14. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      Hm, two months salary deducted, forced to magically solve the problem caused by my haste, make my boss very, very angry...
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      3. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        Nope, I arrived late and the relative who invited me showed up in a maroon tracksuit at the formal event, I was in boots and jeans by the way, and I'm pretty sure he insulted the Asian vice principal with his "formality".
        May 19, 2023
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      4. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        It was like being with Adam Sandler, only the movie is real, the joke is you, and people pity instead of laugh.
        May 19, 2023
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      5. FTR2017
        FTR2017
        Lmao. Just ... lmao!

        Though I am surprised that said Asian viceprincipal got offended by your relative if he was earnest in his effort.

        If the relative did it with the intent to mock, on the other hand? Yikes!
        May 19, 2023
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    15. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      Playing Kingdom Come Deliverance, I hate it when gameplay and cinematics are completely contrary..
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      3. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        ... but the cinematic hits and I have to watch my dog get killed by a ragged bandit while the character cries in hiding!
        Apr 5, 2023
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      4. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        And why does the idiot I'm helping attack me when I kill the bandit who's assaulting him?!
        Apr 5, 2023
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      5. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        But the inexcusable thing is that I can't keep anything from the three hours of looting because potato.
        Apr 5, 2023
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    16. Your Target
      Your Target
      what the hell happened to the dude in your profile pic?
      1. hillo315 and Eibon_Alain like this.
      2. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        Kek, it is a fragment of a Baalbuddy comic, highly recommended.
        Feb 19, 2023
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    17. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      I see that many stories are coming out with Cloud the NTR Hero.... hopefully someone is interested in writing a crossover with Bloodborne.
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    18. Eibon_Alain
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      3. Eibon_Alain
        Sep 20, 2022
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      4. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        Moral of the story?
        Never go with a psychiatrist fresh out of college, no matter how sexy she is.
        Sep 20, 2022
      5. TroubleFait
        TroubleFait
        Dear God, what happened here?
        May 24, 2023
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    19. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      Eh, A I am followed by a stalking shadow? As long as he pays some of the bills and picks up his trash, I don't care.
    20. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      Actually, I haven't been reading FF very long, but I have to ask: why so much CYOA Worm? No other franchise has so many.
      1. Ragura, TroubleFait and Hotuko like this.
      2. Hotuko
        Hotuko
        No idea myself. Don't even know why people like Worm.
        Aug 11, 2022
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      3. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        Hotuko Other super worlds are too big for a short story, in this one you usually have a power and that power is never going to change. A bit like HP's Hogwarts. It is a litter box for any taste.
        Aug 11, 2022
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      4. Hotuko
        Hotuko
        Ah... I think? Kinda. Maybe. Don't like HP either! And I think you answered your own question there too!
        Aug 11, 2022
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    21. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      The worst of all my current misery? I am the only one responsible. If it were isekai'ed it would only end worse.
    22. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      Last week I was so bored because none of the stories I follow were posting, now I have 10+ tabs open and more keep coming :)
    23. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      Well, I already did the CYOA of Dynastylights, can I have dinner before I die? There's a lot of DXD lately....
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      2. Dynastylights
        Dynastylights
        If I see one more Highschool DxD CYOA inspired fic (I've seen two of them so far) I'll have to write my own.
        Jul 23, 2022
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    24. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      kabs Why not?... How do I do it?
    25. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      I suffer because I enjoy suffering, I hate being loved because I don't love myself. I never learned to live.
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      2. kabs
        kabs
        you ok?
        Jul 8, 2022
      3. kabs
        kabs
        I used to feel similarly myself. Please dm me if you'd like to talk.
        Jul 8, 2022
    26. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      Why is my heart beating so hard? Why are my legs shaking like a fawn? Why do my eyes burn? Why do I want to rip and tear so bad?
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    27. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      So many incredible stories, each presenting the possibility of a new beginning, only makes me more bitter to wake up.
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    28. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      So that in years to come I can look back and be able to settle for my "happiness"?
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    29. Eibon_Alain
      Eibon_Alain
      So tired, so unsatisfying, so boring, so empty, and for what?
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      2. Eibon_Alain
        Eibon_Alain
        Qhuack?
        Sep 20, 2021
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        wenk 
        Sep 20, 2021
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    The trick, when you make a mistake, is to calmly reflect on your actions...

    ... And then double, triple and quadruple, balls against the wall, the total insanity continues until reality has to be blown away by the size of your shit.