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january1may
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january1may

I trust you know where the happy button is?, Male, 27

I've been reading porn since the late 2000s, and yet, somehow, until today, I've been at least 90% sure that "poon" meant "penis". Sep 7, 2016

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Jun 21, 2019 at 1:24 AM
    1. Elitist Oars
      Elitist Oars
      Can you just delete the paragraph of continued discussion of the theory from your post instead of liking my own response? The whole point is to remove/reduce speculation, as the author doesn't want speculation, not to draw attention to it.
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      2. january1may
        january1may
        I was planning to delete it if I saw Indophenol and/or Groon delete their part (and/or got a comment from one of them to that effect), and tried my best to keep it maximally generic otherwise.

        In retrospect, I should have realized that both of them are likely to be sleeping right now (and thus no responses should be expected for the next several hours). Not sure what I should do in view of that.
        Mar 14, 2019
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      3. january1may
        january1may
        I ended up being AFK for long enough to have a mod snip the relevant part of my message anyway.
        Mar 14, 2019
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    2. Simianpower
      • Rule 5 Breach: Play stupid games, win stupider prizes.
      Simianpower
      You made a good argument on the Fallout 4 story thread. Sorry that the moderator was such a dick. I called him out for it on his profile, and will probably get banned for it, but I really don't care. This site hasn't impressed me much since I joined, and he's a big part of the failure.
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      2. january1may
        january1may
        I've discussed this extensively with the same moderator in PMs; TL/DR is that the feature in question apparently costs money, and the one person who could have installed it is too busy and/or too broke for that.

        In particular, said moderator confirmed that they would have done it themselves if they were able to (which, as mentioned, they are not).
        Nov 2, 2018
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    3. january1may
      january1may
      I've been reading porn since the late 2000s, and yet, somehow, until today, I've been at least 90% sure that "poon" meant "penis".
      1. Simianpower
        Simianpower
        Poon is short for poontang. Peen is short for penis. :)
        Nov 1, 2018
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      2. Czlyydwr Llrngwl
        Czlyydwr Llrngwl
        While commonly used as such, peen is actually the technical name for the end of a hammerhead opposite the main striking face. The more you know!
        May 17, 2019
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