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John_Oakman

Come touch my hentai machine, Male

Technically, I guess I just wrote ancient aliens fanfic. Jul 12, 2019 at 2:26 PM

1. Alias
  I like your drawings for your character.
  
  Jul 13, 2019 at 5:08 AM
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  2. John_Oakman
    Thanks.
    
    Jul 13, 2019 at 5:59 AM
    
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2. John_Oakman
  Technically, I guess I just wrote ancient aliens fanfic.
  
  Jul 12, 2019 at 2:26 PM
3. John_Oakman
  anyone else having problems uploading content on deviantart?
  
  Jul 11, 2019 at 5:48 AM
  2. Garahs
    Not personally, but I've heard of authors having works "randomly" disappearing.
    
    Jul 11, 2019 at 5:58 AM
  3. John_Oakman
    Never mind, it's working again.
    
    Jul 11, 2019 at 12:22 PM
4. John_Oakman
  Drawing a mecha musume is way harder than I initially thought...
  
  Jul 11, 2019 at 4:31 AM
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  3. ReinZero
    Mk.II~
    
    Jul 11, 2019 at 2:28 PM
  4. John_Oakman
    lol.
    
    Jul 11, 2019 at 2:31 PM
  5. John_Oakman
    Although I'm probably gonna use a different character for it...
    
    Jul 11, 2019 at 2:31 PM
5. John_Oakman
  In hindsight, that youtube comment was not a well thought out idea...
  
  Jul 4, 2019
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  3. llat-2
    Ah... I also have a tendency to take a joke seriously on occasion. Also made a few jokes that people around me could not laugh at. Hate it when that happens.
    
    Jul 5, 2019
  4. John_Oakman
    Oh this is the comment chain in question: https://media.moddb.com/images/members/2/1631/1630327/wtf59.png
    
    Jul 5, 2019
    
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  5. llat-2
    Their reactions to your comment actually made it funnier though. There is also the chance they might have been joking as well. It was funny in a way that can make you sad at another time.
    
    Jul 5, 2019
    
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6. John_Oakman
  Don't assume that I know anything about you, because I probably don't, or already forgot.
  
  Jul 1, 2019
7. John_Oakman
  Gonna actually try writing a tentacle creature raising a human pet story... this can only end badly.
  
  Jun 29, 2019
8. John_Oakman
  Now around 4lb heavier than I was 2 weeks ago... about 10lbs to go.
  
  Jun 26, 2019
9. John_Oakman
  You know a song is good when it has "♂" in the title!
  
  Jun 21, 2019
10. John_Oakman
  finally getting the hang of using discord
  
  Jun 21, 2019
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  2. Zariox
    I know the feeling!
    
    Jun 21, 2019
    
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11. John_Oakman
  Gained around 2 pounds in a week, thing are going well... I think.
  
  Jun 18, 2019
12. John_Oakman
  So damn out of shape these days... hopefully the next few months will see a reversal of that...
  
  Jun 12, 2019
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  2. d.fish
    Work hard! I believe in you! You can do it!
    
    Jun 12, 2019
    
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13. John_Oakman
  That moment when I realized how much free time I'll be sacrificing to mitigate the worst of my depression...
  
  Jun 5, 2019
14. John_Oakman
  welp, no off day this week, looks like I ain't gonna get much writing done.
  
  May 29, 2019
15. John_Oakman
  Oh what the heck did I just click this time?
  
  May 28, 2019
  2. John_Oakman
    https://youtu.be/2auo4lkBvZ4
    
    May 28, 2019
16. John_Oakman
  English, sometime the language just makes no sense.
  
  May 24, 2019
  2. Valette-Serafina
    Only sometimes?
    
    May 24, 2019
  3. John_Oakman
    I mean, I did learn it as a foreign language, so some of the weirdness I might have taken for granted.
    
    May 24, 2019
17. John_Oakman
  Every time I see someone set their account on private on a forum or otherwise: Genesis 19:5
  
  May 23, 2019
18. John_Oakman
  sometimes vanilla is still the best.
  
  May 17, 2019
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19. John_Oakman
  meanwhile on moddb... https://www.moddb.com/mods/shota-nation-mod
  
  May 16, 2019
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  2. Guardian Box
    The Loli Confederacy will not stand for this.
    
    May 16, 2019
    
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20. John_Oakman
  What the heck does those llama badges on deviantart even mean anyways?
  
  May 14, 2019
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21. John_Oakman
  Fuck Wells Fargo, and no lube for them either!
  
  May 12, 2019
22. John_Oakman
  Shit, car problems and bank problems really destroyed my free time yesterday (and by extension this entire week)
  
  May 9, 2019
  2. John_Oakman
    But both issues are under control as far as I can tell, so things will be looking up next week... probably.
    
    May 9, 2019
  3. John_Oakman
    Lol who am I kidding, Wells Fargo is being a bitch as usual.
    
    May 10, 2019
23. John_Oakman
  Here's a dumb idea: combat/dueling by using ahoges!
  
  May 6, 2019
24. John_Oakman
  Damn it the headaches are back again.
  
  May 6, 2019
  2. John_Oakman
    feeling better now again...
    
    May 6, 2019
25. John_Oakman
  *clicks on polygon counter* ... Well, that was a bloody mistake...
  
  Apr 22, 2019
  2. Abstergot
    Oh? What are you up to now?
    
    Apr 22, 2019
  3. John_Oakman
    making a minor ship while dealing with writer's block and some other things...
    
    Apr 22, 2019
    
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26. John_Oakman
  Now I have more likes here than on FiC.
  
  Apr 21, 2019
27. John_Oakman
  Give me time to stew in my thoughts...
  
  Apr 21, 2019
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28. John_Oakman
  Oh right, it's 4/20. Hitler's birthday right? Or was it cannabis day? Well regardless everyone have a nice day.
  
  Apr 20, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    This is probably the reason I'm glad my passport back in the day screwed up my birthday, so now I can pretend that my birthday is actually in July instead of the day after 4/20...
    
    Apr 20, 2019
    
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  3. Malcanthet
    I think Cannabis day is much better to remember today as rather than king jerkhead.
    
    Apr 20, 2019
    
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29. John_Oakman
  Math is hard, writing is hard, gmax is hard, almost everything is hard.
  
  Apr 19, 2019
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  3. ReinZero
    That must be rough.
    
    Apr 19, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
  4. Horton
    Math is awesome
    
    Apr 19, 2019
    
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  5. ReinZero
    Mathematically Impossible.
    
    Apr 19, 2019
    
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30. John_Oakman
  The only nice thing about a non-real job is that the taxes are also equally non-real...
  
  Apr 18, 2019
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  2. ReinZero
    So they're imaginary?
    
    Apr 19, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
  3. John_Oakman
    Pretty much, but the cash I deposit each month is real enough.
    
    Apr 19, 2019
    
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