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John_Oakman

Come touch my hentai machine, Male

*clicks on polygon counter* ... Well, that was a bloody mistake... Apr 22, 2019 at 4:45 AM

1. John_Oakman
  *clicks on polygon counter* ... Well, that was a bloody mistake...
  
  Apr 22, 2019 at 4:45 AM
  2. Abstergot
    Oh? What are you up to now?
    
    Apr 22, 2019 at 5:41 AM
  3. John_Oakman
    making a minor ship while dealing with writer's block and some other things...
    
    Apr 22, 2019 at 2:26 PM
2. John_Oakman
  Now I have more likes here than on FiC.
  
  Apr 21, 2019 at 11:03 PM
3. John_Oakman
  Give me time to stew in my thoughts...
  
  Apr 21, 2019 at 3:51 AM
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4. John_Oakman
  Oh right, it's 4/20. Hitler's birthday right? Or was it cannabis day? Well regardless everyone have a nice day.
  
  Apr 20, 2019 at 2:09 PM
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  2. John_Oakman
    This is probably the reason I'm glad my passport back in the day screwed up my birthday, so now I can pretend that my birthday is actually in July instead of the day after 4/20...
    
    Apr 20, 2019 at 2:10 PM
    
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  3. Malcanthet
    I think Cannabis day is much better to remember today as rather than king jerkhead.
    
    Apr 20, 2019 at 3:39 PM
    
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5. John_Oakman
  Math is hard, writing is hard, gmax is hard, almost everything is hard.
  
  Apr 19, 2019 at 2:36 AM
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  3. ReinZero
    That must be rough.
    
    Apr 19, 2019 at 9:36 PM
    
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  4. Horton
    Math is awesome
    
    Apr 19, 2019 at 11:14 PM
    
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  5. ReinZero
    Mathematically Impossible.
    
    Apr 19, 2019 at 11:22 PM
    
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6. John_Oakman
  The only nice thing about a non-real job is that the taxes are also equally non-real...
  
  Apr 18, 2019 at 6:35 PM
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  2. ReinZero
    So they're imaginary?
    
    Apr 19, 2019 at 9:37 PM
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    Pretty much, but the cash I deposit each month is real enough.
    
    Apr 19, 2019 at 9:52 PM
    
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7. John_Oakman
  Maybe I shouldn't click this... oh who am I kidding, of course I'm gonna click it.
  
  Apr 18, 2019 at 12:29 PM
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  2. ReinZero
    *click click click*
    
    Apr 18, 2019 at 12:34 PM
    
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8. John_Oakman
  That moment when you're already plotting the death of a character because the sexier replacement is on the way...
  
  Apr 18, 2019 at 5:01 AM
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  2. John_Oakman
    I count starships as characters, they deserve as much from me.
    
    Apr 18, 2019 at 5:02 AM
    
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  3. ReinZero
    They must have such short lifespans.
    
    Apr 19, 2019 at 9:37 PM
    
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9. John_Oakman
  Looks like I'm not gonna get any writing done. Time to dick around on gmax for a bit...
  
  Apr 15, 2019
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10. John_Oakman
  Well, since I'm no longer hiding who I am, might as well use an avvie from my old drawings...
  
  Apr 15, 2019
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  3. John_Oakman
    Just another shitposter. I get lost in the crowds a lot... XD
    
    Apr 15, 2019
    
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  4. d.fish
    que
    
    Apr 15, 2019
    
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  5. Horton
    It’s Kalga
    
    Apr 18, 2019 at 8:28 PM
    
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11. John_Oakman
  Always look forward! Never look back! There's only bad things behind us!
  
  Apr 12, 2019
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  2. ReinZero
    What about to our flanks?
    
    Apr 12, 2019
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    Pray no one else notices...
    
    Apr 12, 2019
    
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  4. ReinZero
    That's too late!
    
    Apr 12, 2019
    
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12. John_Oakman
  I physically identify as thin, but my food spending identify me as fat.
  
  Apr 12, 2019
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  2. d.fish
    destroyed by facts
    
    Apr 12, 2019
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    Then I'll reject that reality and substitute my own!
    
    Apr 13, 2019
    
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13. John_Oakman
  headache seems to be gone finally...
  
  Apr 11, 2019
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  2. Malcanthet
    Yay.
    
    Apr 11, 2019
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    Now it's only writer's block and my own inner demons to deal with!
    
    Apr 11, 2019
    
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14. John_Oakman
  Feeling slightly better now.
  
  Apr 10, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    Spoke too soon.
    
    Apr 10, 2019
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    Perhaps now?
    
    Apr 10, 2019
    
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15. John_Oakman
  The headache is not going away, so if I say anything out of character in the next 24hrs that's probably the reason.
  
  Apr 10, 2019
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  2. Malcanthet
    Migraine?
    
    Apr 10, 2019
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    Maybe? I don't know. I never figured out the various types of headaches.
    
    Apr 10, 2019
    
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16. John_Oakman
  Let's be honest here, the material world is as transient as the virtual world, the only difference being social approval by moral guardians.
  
  Apr 10, 2019
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17. John_Oakman
  Once again, taking a shortcut has come to bite me in the arse.
  
  Apr 10, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    Gmax is really showing it's age.. and I'm really showing my ignorance.
    
    Apr 10, 2019
    
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18. John_Oakman
  Oh right, finished my taxes a couple of days ago.
  
  Apr 9, 2019
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19. John_Oakman
  Ever had those moments where you nod along and only after a long time realize how you end up agreeing to really insane things?
  
  Apr 9, 2019
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  2. Malcanthet
    Yes I do. Such a sad state of affairs really.
    
    Apr 9, 2019
    
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20. John_Oakman
  Sarcasm is my default state.
  
  Apr 8, 2019
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21. John_Oakman
  I give it another month to month-and-a-half before I have more likes here than on FiC...
  
  Apr 3, 2019
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  3. John_Oakman
    Basically another refugee camp for all the banned people of SB/SV/AH... although a couple of people has gotten themselves banned from there too, somehow.
    
    Apr 3, 2019
    
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  4. d.fish
    Doesn't seem like there's a necessity for another forum, I'm already having trouble keeping track of the ones I know.
    
    Apr 3, 2019
    
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  5. John_Oakman
    Think of it as another crackhouse in which addicts get their latest fix after they got thrown out of all the other crackhouses...
    
    Apr 3, 2019
    
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22. John_Oakman
  So much hentai, so little time...
  
  Apr 2, 2019
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23. Winged_One
  Am I to assume that you are Kalga?
  
  I didn't recognize you without the oak.
  
  Apr 1, 2019
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  2. Horton
    He really is a wood here if he is
    
    Apr 1, 2019
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    Why yes. Although this time the oak is in the name rather than the avvie... just shows how bland I am without an iconic avvie it seems.
    
    Also, no one expected the petty asinine shitposter to shift gears and write lewds huh?
    
    Apr 1, 2019
    
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24. John_Oakman
  TFW your mouth ran faster than your brain... again.
  
  Mar 29, 2019
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25. John_Oakman
  My search history grows weirder with each passing day...
  
  Mar 28, 2019
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26. John_Oakman
  It's not yaoi if there's no dicks to be touching!
  
  Mar 27, 2019
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  3. kabs
    Sounds straight to me. A guy(mentally) finding a girl's body attractive.
    
    Mar 27, 2019
    
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  4. Imabot
    So fans of futa on futa action are just yaoi fanatics in denial?
    
    Mar 27, 2019
    
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  5. John_Oakman
    Damn, that's a good question. I don't know.
    
    Mar 27, 2019
    
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27. John_Oakman
  Oh gosh, writing those short stories is making me more depressed rather than less... shit shit shit.
  
  Mar 25, 2019
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  3. John_Oakman
    Thanks for the suggestion, although for now I think I'll merely switch gears and work on my main story. See if that works.
    
    Mar 25, 2019
    
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  4. John_Oakman
    It turns out that shitposting was able to improve my mood, and it turns out that the actual source of the depression this time being a certain thread on AH.com. Yep gonna let them duke it out. I'm tapping out there...
    
    Mar 25, 2019
    
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  5. John_Oakman
    Welp, that thread has entered the stage of personal accusations being thrown around.
    
    Mar 26, 2019
    
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28. John_Oakman
  I now have more likes here than on AH.com!
  
  Mar 23, 2019
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  2. Plotvitalnpc
    Are you someone I should've heard of when I was reading stuff on AH?
    
    Mar 23, 2019
    
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  3. d.fish
    AH.com has bad owner and mods anyway
    
    Mar 23, 2019
    
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  4. John_Oakman
    Plotvitalnpc , nah, just another nobody.
    d.fish couldn't agree more.
    
    Mar 23, 2019
    
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29. John_Oakman
  lolibabas are better than normal lolis because quite frankly who the hell want to deal childish behaviors when doing *that*?
  
  Mar 19, 2019
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  2. daimahou
    Lolibabaa ni Aitakatta kara Isekai Tensei Shita | I wanted to meet a lolibabaa, so I got reborn into another world
    
    aka The Demon Lord meets the Hero.
    
    Mar 19, 2019
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    I think I seen that one before, although if I remembered it correctly most of the comments seemed to have suggested that a lot of potential was not taken advantage of.
    
    Mar 19, 2019
    
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30. John_Oakman
  I don't identify myself as a 40 something white guy, it's just that those around me identify me as such...
  
  Mar 13, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    But don't think I won't try to bank on my fake white middle age privilege whenever I can.
    
    Mar 13, 2019
    
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