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John_Oakman

Come touch my hentai machine, Male

Likes on forums are basically like anime headpats right? Oct 30, 2019

1. Mike45
  You probably already guessed what I'm referring to ? That moment almost made walk out of the theater.
  
  Nov 3, 2019
  2. John_Oakman
    Um, actually no, but I seen such reactions enough times to know I should probably offer some sort internet hug regardless of the context.
    
    Nov 3, 2019
    
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  3. Mike45
    thank you.
    
    basically the creators of Terminator:DarkFate couldn't think their way out of a non-existent, wet paper bag of problem in their new plot/narrative and decided to kill off a long-time favorite character of mine, even shoot an opening sequence that is very very in bad taste, gunning down a kid. (i was mostly okay with the rest of the film but that opening scene was really annoying and unnecessary)
    
    Nov 3, 2019
    
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  4. John_Oakman
    Ah, I see.
    
    Nov 3, 2019
2. John_Oakman
  Likes on forums are basically like anime headpats right?
  
  Oct 30, 2019
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3. John_Oakman
  Hey y'all, wanna join a writing contest? https://www.frozenincarbonite.org/threads/frozen-in-carbonite-writing-competition-thread.1394/
  
  Oct 29, 2019
  2. John_Oakman
    Unfortunately SFW content only, so that kinda takes the fun out of a lot of things...
    
    Oct 29, 2019
4. John_Oakman
  No matter what you do or what you are, there's a subreddit that'll disapprove of it.
  
  Oct 28, 2019
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5. John_Oakman
  Me: *looks at subreddit of r/menwritingwomen to see if I'm making the same mistakes as everyone else*
  
  Oct 25, 2019
  2. John_Oakman
    *Then came to the realization that I'm not even competent enough to be at the level to make those mistakes*
    
    Oct 25, 2019
    
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  3. Jace Spicer
    I feel this on a level that shouldn't be possible
    
    Oct 25, 2019
    
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  4. John_Oakman
    Noob power representing! X)
    
    Oct 26, 2019
    
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6. John_Oakman
  I thought that with more free time I would get more writing done. Ha, that's a lie.
  
  Oct 24, 2019
7. John_Oakman
  I name my bank account Aqua because they're both equally useless.
  
  Oct 10, 2019
8. John_Oakman
  I'm not being an idiot ironically, I'm being an idiot genuinely.
  
  Sep 30, 2019
9. John_Oakman
  Well, it turns out that I have a bit more time then previously thought... not that it means much since I procrastinate a lot in general...
  
  Sep 26, 2019
10. John_Oakman
  Once again, I have not done anything productive outside of the things necessary for my continuous survival...
  
  Sep 11, 2019
11. John_Oakman
  Trust me, I have plenty more bad ideas where that came from...
  
  Aug 4, 2019
12. John_Oakman
  Really not motivated to do anything, due to a variety of reasons...
  
  Jul 26, 2019
13. John_Oakman
  Another week and my emergency savings will be complete, then it's on to blow money on lewds again! ... maybe.
  
  Jul 23, 2019
  2. John_Oakman
    Lol that's not gonna happen for various reason.
    
    Jul 25, 2019
14. John_Oakman
  Finally made a reddit account and made my first posts there... mainly because the contents are too spicy for here.
  
  Jul 23, 2019
  2. Valette-Serafina
    There is no lewdness too spicy for QQ.
    
    Jul 24, 2019
  3. John_Oakman
    It wasn't lewdness though... it was a some dark history joke.
    
    Jul 24, 2019
15. John_Oakman
  God forgives all. Man... well, he ain't perfect.
  
  Jul 22, 2019
16. John_Oakman
  Me: sees AH.com cracking down on lewds. Also me: "I'm gonna make a 177013 reference in a star trek thread."
  
  Jul 21, 2019
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17. John_Oakman
  It's easier to draw censor bars than clothes...
  
  Jul 20, 2019
18. Alias
  I like your drawings for your character.
  
  Jul 13, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    Thanks.
    
    Jul 13, 2019
    
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19. John_Oakman
  Technically, I guess I just wrote ancient aliens fanfic.
  
  Jul 12, 2019
20. John_Oakman
  anyone else having problems uploading content on deviantart?
  
  Jul 11, 2019
  2. Garahs
    Not personally, but I've heard of authors having works "randomly" disappearing.
    
    Jul 11, 2019
  3. John_Oakman
    Never mind, it's working again.
    
    Jul 11, 2019
21. John_Oakman
  Drawing a mecha musume is way harder than I initially thought...
  
  Jul 11, 2019
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  3. ReinZero
    Mk.II~
    
    Jul 11, 2019
  4. John_Oakman
    lol.
    
    Jul 11, 2019
  5. John_Oakman
    Although I'm probably gonna use a different character for it...
    
    Jul 11, 2019
22. John_Oakman
  In hindsight, that youtube comment was not a well thought out idea...
  
  Jul 4, 2019
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  3. llat-2
    Ah... I also have a tendency to take a joke seriously on occasion. Also made a few jokes that people around me could not laugh at. Hate it when that happens.
    
    Jul 5, 2019
  4. John_Oakman
    Oh this is the comment chain in question: https://media.moddb.com/images/members/2/1631/1630327/wtf59.png
    
    Jul 5, 2019
    
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  5. llat-2
    Their reactions to your comment actually made it funnier though. There is also the chance they might have been joking as well. It was funny in a way that can make you sad at another time.
    
    Jul 5, 2019
    
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23. John_Oakman
  Don't assume that I know anything about you, because I probably don't, or already forgot.
  
  Jul 1, 2019
24. John_Oakman
  Gonna actually try writing a tentacle creature raising a human pet story... this can only end badly.
  
  Jun 29, 2019
25. John_Oakman
  Now around 4lb heavier than I was 2 weeks ago... about 10lbs to go.
  
  Jun 26, 2019
26. John_Oakman
  You know a song is good when it has "♂" in the title!
  
  Jun 21, 2019
27. John_Oakman
  finally getting the hang of using discord
  
  Jun 21, 2019
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  2. Zariox
    I know the feeling!
    
    Jun 21, 2019
    
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28. John_Oakman
  Gained around 2 pounds in a week, thing are going well... I think.
  
  Jun 18, 2019
29. John_Oakman
  So damn out of shape these days... hopefully the next few months will see a reversal of that...
  
  Jun 12, 2019
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  2. d.fish
    Work hard! I believe in you! You can do it!
    
    Jun 12, 2019
    
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30. John_Oakman
  That moment when I realized how much free time I'll be sacrificing to mitigate the worst of my depression...
  
  Jun 5, 2019
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