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John_Oakman

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Пускай не судит однобоко Нас кабинетный грамотей. Nov 14, 2022

1. John_Oakman
  Пускай не судит однобоко Нас кабинетный грамотей.
  
  Nov 14, 2022
2. Nicodemus
  You got your blues ready, lol?
  
  You have one Nut Pass for the our birthday, and one for veterans day, make them count.
  
  Nov 10, 2022
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  3. Nicodemus
    No barracks bunny to help you get an NJP? Damn, that sucks.
    
    Nov 10, 2022
    
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  4. John_Oakman
    Everyone else is already shitfaced and someone got a crossbow- I mean nothing new or unusual to report at this time...
    
    Nov 10, 2022
    
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  5. Nicodemus
    Obviously you need to get your standard issue green dildo (weenie) and attack it to a bolt. Fire it up in the air and have everyone open their mouths.
    
    Nov 10, 2022
    
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3. John_Oakman
  In the last week I managed to write -1k words. That's right, I deleted what I had wrote due to some RL observations...
  
  Oct 15, 2022
4. John_Oakman
  I'm gonna be real here, I'm probably gonna be on a hiatus for the rest of the year due to some RL things. Not a full stop, but a slowdown.
  
  Sep 19, 2022
  2. GhanAyllan
    I hope its not something bad and good luck
    
    Sep 20, 2022
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    It's nothing bad, just life happens.
    
    Sep 20, 2022
    
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5. John_Oakman
  Ну а если вдруг не выйду из огня, Ты найдёшь себе другого От несчастия такого, И, быть может, позабудешь про меня.
  
  Sep 13, 2022
  2. John_Oakman
    The fate of every fanfic writer who falls form grace for whatever reasons...
    
    Sep 13, 2022
6. Merlin
  Thank you my dear John of John, son of John, descendant of John the Great of the House of John
  
  Sep 2, 2022
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  2. Lemonbarb
    ... If only, you were a magnificent cock, free of the Amazon rain forest pissing on all the online literature I hold dear.
    
    Sep 2, 2022
    
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7. Autocorruptor
  COME HERE, LEMME TOUCH YO HENTAI MACHINE.
  
  Aug 31, 2022
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  2. John_Oakman
    You come to me. I'm American, and my mobility scooter just ran out of power!
    
    Aug 31, 2022
    
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  3. Lemonbarb
    Foolish american! You should have stuck on yer bike!
    
    Sep 2, 2022
8. John_Oakman
  Touch grass.
  
  Aug 3, 2022
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  2. d.fish
    Smoke grass.
    
    Aug 3, 2022
    
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  3. Lemonbarb
    ...
    
    Sep 2, 2022
9. John_Oakman
  While evil might not necessarily have consequences in my stories, stupidity certainly does...
  
  Jun 22, 2022
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10. John_Oakman
  Is it really grimderp if I just bum ideas from history?
  
  May 24, 2022
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  3. John_Oakman
    Well, I'll try to do both at the same time. We'll see how that goes...
    
    May 25, 2022
    
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  4. FTR2017
    If you go that way, I suggest going with satire, lampoon the shit out of the idiocy that happens IRL at the highest levels! Think Dilbert and Yes, Minister for two nice examples of fine black comedy. ;)
    
    May 25, 2022
    
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  5. Lemonbarb
    At risk of dabbing into a certain rule. My mental grimderp ~/~ Bullet Politics. Or...
    
    "Kill impulse", being a valid excuse for edge lord and hard men tier decisions. It's a 'hard' choice, when people er "threats" are killed.
    
    Sep 2, 2022
11. John_Oakman
  I do some research for my stories, I also chose to ignore the research when it gets in the way of the grimderp.
  
  May 21, 2022
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12. John_Oakman
  Время выбрало этих парней, Время выбрало эту страну.
  
  May 13, 2022
  2. Lemonbarb
    Google says it as; "Time has chosen these guys, Time has chosen this country"
    
    At a dark stretch, rather fitting, given the interesting times we're in. Is all I'll say.
    
    Sep 2, 2022
  3. John_Oakman
    It's lyrics from this cheerful lighthearted song: https://youtu.be/KuB7cznD_CU
    
    Sep 2, 2022
13. John_Oakman
  On second thought, I think I'll write more cheerful and light hearted isekais instead...
  
  May 12, 2022
  2. John_Oakman
    Or both, I can and have started multiple projects at the same time...
    
    May 12, 2022
14. John_Oakman
  Relationship subreddits have the best NTR stories. Even better when you can pretend they're even true!
  
  Feb 26, 2022
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  2. Alaabalanalah
    NTR is good for the soul. Delicious
    
    Feb 26, 2022
    
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  3. LordOfPears12
    Ntr is bad civilization.
    
    Feb 26, 2022
  4. Lemonbarb
    Don't forget diving into the ceasepit that is online image boards. They occasionally throw out gold in horror stories that are in some stretch, true.
    
    Sep 2, 2022
15. Lemonbarb
  Heya. Just figured on an on/off 'sprint write' basis, threw a... side-update on one of my OC's, in an NTR World. Give or take, to the "gaiden" tune of "another point of view", for some hindsight origin story?
  
  https://forum.questionablequesting.com/posts/5331284/
  
  Feb 25, 2022
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16. John_Oakman
  If it succeeds, it makes money. If it fails, it's a tax write off.
  
  Jan 22, 2022
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17. John_Oakman
  AoE3 multiplayer is soaking up way too much of my free time...
  
  Jan 17, 2022
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  2. Lemonbarb
    I know that feeling on the amount of time a really fun game can outright vampirise. I mean, look no further than the joy I had playing/whaling my time in Underrail, for instance. :)
    
    Feb 25, 2022
18. John_Oakman
  Imagine getting your ass beaten by someone named 我喜欢黄色电影.
  
  Jan 15, 2022
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  2. Lemonbarb
    Gotta love the translated names, that are blatantly Mastur Bationry.
    
    Or, y'know? Are outright blazing over constant porn bias.
    
    Sep 2, 2022
19. John_Oakman
  Just discovered that there's r34 of Gena the Crocodile.
  
  Jan 9, 2022
20. John_Oakman
  The nice thing about having fetishes that aren't that mainstream is that there's not much drama to deal with...
  
  Dec 5, 2021
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  2. Milkers99
    Cons: Not that much of it.
    
    Dec 5, 2021
    
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21. John_Oakman
  Every time I looked back I'm reminded of the sheer amount of cringe I have written, and the amount of cringe that I will write in the future
  
  Dec 1, 2021
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  2. ReinZero
    That's Hell (Yer Walking Into)
    
    Dec 1, 2021
    
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  3. Lemonbarb
    And Grammar woe, that not even Auto-correct (or lack of) caught in time. :3
    
    Feb 25, 2022
22. John_Oakman
  I think my lack of motivation to write is becoming a long term issue...
  
  Nov 8, 2021
23. John_Oakman
  Due to aoe4 coming out I haven't really done any writing recently...
  
  Nov 1, 2021
24. Treble
  Why do you have this green colour in your name?
  
  Oct 20, 2021
  2. John_Oakman
    It denotes the one time donors to the site.
    
    Oct 20, 2021
25. anap1
  they struck my necro hoard down lol.
  its some of the most fun i've had in a while
  
  Oct 13, 2021
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  2. John_Oakman
    lol
    
    Oct 13, 2021
26. John_Oakman
  On second thought, it's cheaper to just buy a TV than to get the laptop fixed, not to mention bigger screen for hentai...
  
  Sep 23, 2021
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  2. ReinZero
    Priorities
    
    Sep 23, 2021
    
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  3. Lemonbarb
    At least. Until you get to the point you no longer "own" the TV. Especially when it's user interface is bloated with ads.
    
    Feb 25, 2022
27. John_Oakman
  Finally back in America.
  
  Sep 23, 2021
  2. ReinZero
    Hurrah
    
    Sep 23, 2021
    
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28. John_Oakman
  Holy shit, it's not easy getting back into writing, even if temporarily.
  
  Sep 21, 2021
  2. John_Oakman
    Long story short I managed to find a abandoned TV and hooked it up to what's left of my laptop via HDMI cable. However this is only a temporary solution and once I get back to the US I'll go get the laptop fixed...
    
    Sep 21, 2021
  3. ReinZero
    WTH is going on? O_o
    
    Sep 21, 2021
  4. John_Oakman
    laptop got smashed by a falling seabag while I was on the Iwo, got stationed in Kuwait in between the Kabul evacuation. Currently waiting for the flight back to the US so it is what it is.
    
    Sep 21, 2021
    
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29. John_Oakman
  Finally out of there
  
  Aug 29, 2021
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30. John_Oakman
  It turns out I wasn't being over dramatic after all...
  
  Aug 21, 2021
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  3. Evilhippy
    Contractor? Soldier?
    
    Aug 22, 2021
  4. John_Oakman
    Marine. Still mostly doing POG shit but in flak and kevlar and with loaded rifle.
    
    Aug 22, 2021
    
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  5. Evilhippy
    At least you're armed and armored in a fashion, though if you have to use it shit's pretty fucked.
    
    Aug 22, 2021
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