Due to issues with external spam filters, QQ is currently unable to send any mail to Microsoft E-mail addresses. This includes any account at live.com, hotmail.com or msn.com. Signing up to the forum with one of these addresses will result in your verification E-mail never arriving. For best results, please use a different E-mail provider for your QQ address.
Dismiss Notice
For prospective new members, a word of warning: don't use common names like Dennis, Simon, or Kenny if you decide to create an account. Spammers have used them all before you and gotten those names flagged in the anti-spam databases. Your account registration will be rejected because of it.
Dismiss Notice
Since it has happened MULTIPLE times now, I want to be very clear about this. You do not get to abandon an account and create a new one. You do not get to pass an account to someone else and create a new one. If you do so anyway, you will be banned for creating sockpuppets.
Dismiss Notice
If you wish to change your username, please ask via conversation to tehelgee instead of asking via my profile. I'd like to not clutter it up with such requests.
Dismiss Notice
Due to the actions of particularly persistent spammers and trolls, we will be banning disposable email addresses from today onward.
Dismiss Notice
We have added another rule, please check the Rules post for more information.
Dismiss Notice

Mail delivery issues Usernames Rule 4 Clarification Username Change Requests Disposable Email Addresses Rule 9

Joined:: Sep 27, 2016

Messages:: 4,727

Likes Received:: 104,470

Followers 36

Show All

Gender:: Male

John_Oakman

Come touch my hentai machine, Male

I'm about to make some choices, choices which I'll most likely regret. Jan 20, 2021 at 1:26 AM

1. John_Oakman
  I'm about to make some choices, choices which I'll most likely regret.
  
  Jan 20, 2021 at 1:26 AM
2. John_Oakman
  Playing with stocks on Robinhood is basically my mobile gacha game vice, and the financial states are equally high...
  
  Jan 11, 2021
3. John_Oakman
  In the meantime, I still intend to yeet out some short story ideas because I been putting them off for too long...
  
  Dec 5, 2020
4. John_Oakman
  FYI the rest of the month is shaping up to be pretty damn busy for me at work, so if I seemed to be less active around, that's the reason.
  
  Dec 5, 2020
5. John_Oakman
  Why is it that every time I try to write anything remotely lewd my mind flinches from the sheer cringe?
  
  Dec 5, 2020
6. John_Oakman
  Ever since thanksgiving my creative energies seemed to be leeched out of me, and I have no idea why...
  
  Dec 4, 2020
7. John_Oakman
  Happy Black Friday eve, may the gods of deal be in your favor.
  
  Nov 26, 2020
8. John_Oakman
  On the one hand, some problems in the workplace. On the other hand, it means potentially more free time to write...
  
  Nov 14, 2020
  1. Evilhippy likes this.
  2. Evilhippy
    That...seems mostly bad.
    
    More writing good.
    
    No money for food...bad.
    
    Nov 15, 2020
    
    MasterOfDragonsGod and John_Oakman like this.
  3. John_Oakman
    Oh I wasn't implying that I been fired or anything. I was just dropped from this extra thing before.
    
    Nov 15, 2020
    
    Evilhippy likes this.
  4. Evilhippy
    Oh, well that's good.
    
    Nov 15, 2020
    
    MasterOfDragonsGod and John_Oakman like this.
9. John_Oakman
  ... and it looks like work related reasons will ensure that I won't be writing much this entire month either...
  
  Nov 2, 2020
10. John_Oakman
  Story idea: a Pokémon adventure except it's just a Florida man capturing & taming the wild animals in his neighborhood.
  
  Oct 30, 2020
11. John_Oakman
  Due to work reasons I'll unlikely to much time to write this week...
  
  Oct 25, 2020
12. John_Oakman
  Slight change of plans, because writing trashy isekai was way more convenient.
  
  Oct 21, 2020
  1. Lemonbarb likes this.
  2. Lemonbarb
    Honestly, at the rate things are going. I'd be almost half tempted to ask "write a Dragon NTR monster", or something. That said...
    
    Only apologies is, butterflies of ideas, is putting that "Omake" that was promised, on a long haul. Ideally, it'd get there, in iteration. But as is, it's... When it's ready, it'd be a massive update.
    
    Oct 22, 2020
13. John_Oakman
  Due to job getting back onto regular schedule any writing for the foreseeable future will be conducted at a slower pace...
  
  Oct 2, 2020
  1. Lemonbarb likes this.
  2. John_Oakman
    ... and also because I'm making more starship models.
    
    Oct 2, 2020
    
    Lemonbarb likes this.
  3. Lemonbarb
    Don't forget the starship models, and other little things. Now those, are priceless distractions. ^.^ :(
    
    Oct 22, 2020
14. John_Oakman
  Gonna take a break from writing for a bit... totally not because I'm hooked on Planetary Annihilation.
  
  Sep 16, 2020
  2. d.fish
    Literary Annihilation.
    
    Sep 16, 2020
    
    John_Oakman likes this.
15. John_Oakman
  Started a new sci-fi story: https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/innovating-lewdness.12832/
  
  Aug 29, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
16. John_Oakman
  Finally going to write something beside isekai for once...
  
  Aug 28, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
17. John_Oakman
  When the footnotes is actually longer than the main body...
  
  Aug 9, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
18. John_Oakman
  Screw it, I'm gonna post my ill thought out alternate history idea even though I only wrote a prologue so far...
  
  Aug 8, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
  2. Daniel K. English
    sure, nothing wrong with getting feedback and editing it afterwards
    
    Aug 8, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 and John_Oakman like this.
19. John_Oakman
  So I just found out that there's a Touhou mod scenario for AoE2
  
  Aug 6, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
20. John_Oakman
  currently burnt out on writing, going back to designing starships for a bit...
  
  Aug 5, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
  2. John_Oakman
    ship made, itch scratched, back to writing...
    
    Aug 6, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
21. John_Oakman
  Would anyone be interested in me writing an alternate history timeline here on QQ?
  
  Aug 5, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
  2. Nicodemus
    Sounds intriguing, what is alteration?
    
    Aug 5, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
  3. John_Oakman
    An axis victory timeline... but written from the perspective of the far future, in which all the emotions have been drained from the atrocities and all that's left are the dry historical facts and figures...
    
    Aug 5, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
22. John_Oakman
  rip free time.
  
  Aug 1, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
23. John_Oakman
  Well, look on the bright side, at least I might have more free time to write more (lol like where am I gonna get all the extra motivation).
  
  Jul 31, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
  2. John_Oakman
    lol no I spoke too soon. Back to normal it seems...
    
    Jul 31, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
24. John_Oakman
  When you think about it, the slice of life genre in anime isn't really all that weird.
  
  Jul 24, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
  2. John_Oakman
    After all, gaming has its share of farming/railroad/trucking simulators, and even beyond that there's actual physical gardening... which isn't something the urban population could easily indulge in.
    
    Jul 24, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
25. FlyingChurro
  You know nothing John, *disappears into the shadows*
  
  Jul 16, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 and John_Oakman like this.
  2. View previous comments...
  3. FlyingChurro
    Sorry but I focused on this one:
    https://media.moddb.com/cache/images/members/2/1631/1630327/thumb_620x2000/stuff_0052.jpg
    
    Jul 19, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 and John_Oakman like this.
  4. John_Oakman
    I guess there are worse things to be known for...
    
    Jul 19, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 and FlyingChurro like this.
  5. FlyingChurro
    Quite, lewd is best :v
    
    Jul 20, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 and John_Oakman like this.
26. John_Oakman
  Check out this AH timeline by my bro: https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/to-walk-with-thrust.488370/
  
  Jun 19, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
  2. John_Oakman
    Normally I don't advertise stuff but his stuff is actually pretty well written & drawn, so it's worth a shot if nothing else...
    
    Jun 19, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 and Lemonbarb like this.
27. John_Oakman
  Rate my laptop decoration: https://media.moddb.com/images/members/2/1631/1630327/20200612_230853.jpg
  
  Jun 14, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122, Valette-Serafina and Evilhippy like this.
  2. Valette-Serafina
    An interesting choice, gluing it to the ceiling.
    
    Jun 14, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122, John_Oakman and Evilhippy like this.
  3. John_Oakman
    It's to assert dominance over gravity!
    
    (Actually I have no idea why the pic flipped when I uploaded)
    
    Jun 14, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122, FlagrantSplash1 and Valette-Serafina like this.
28. duburu
  THE TREE
  THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  
  Jun 12, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122, FlyingChurro and John_Oakman like this.
  2. John_Oakman
    ... is long gone: https://www.deviantart.com/markpoe/art/All-good-things-must-end-415000568
    
    what you're seeing is the mirage/ghost of it roaming on the internets...
    
    Jun 12, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122, FlyingChurro and duburu like this.
  3. duburu
    I thought I lost you and the tree that was chop down forever
    
    Jun 12, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122, FlyingChurro and John_Oakman like this.
29. John_Oakman
  I now have 4 first strike stickers on my laptop!
  
  Jun 10, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122, Nicodemus and Imabot like this.
  2. View previous comments...
  3. John_Oakman
    A while back I somehow managed to find a spare plastic water canteen, which my shitbag friend and I are planning on using it (and the MRE heaters) to make a grenade out of it at some point...
    
    Jun 11, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 and Nicodemus like this.
  4. Nicodemus
    Make some thermite from Etch a sketch boards sourced at the local goodwill or salvation army, put it in a balloon, put the balloon in the bottle like a used condom, tie it off...
    
    Jun 11, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 and John_Oakman like this.
  5. Nicodemus
    Then wrap the tip of the balloon around the lip of the bottle. To seal it.
    
    Edit: Ah, nevermind. Thermite wouldn't ignite from a hydrogen explosion.
    
    Jun 11, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 and John_Oakman like this.
30. HeavenlyPrometheus
  *Stab*
  
  Jun 8, 2020
  1. Ddmkm122 and John_Oakman like this.
  2. View previous comments...
  3. John_Oakman
    Wanna see what actually happened to the tree in the pic?
    :https://www.deviantart.com/markpoe/art/All-good-things-must-end-415000568
    
    Jun 8, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
  4. HeavenlyPrometheus
    It fall down?
    
    Jun 8, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
  5. John_Oakman
    it got chopped up.
    
    Jun 8, 2020
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
Show Ignored Content

Page 1 of 5
1 2 3 4 5 Next >
Loading...
Loading...
About

Gender:

Male

My deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/john-oakman
(not that there's anything of note so far)
Interact
Content:

Find all content by John_Oakman

Find all threads by John_Oakman
Signature

To everything there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven.
-Ecclesiastes 3.1
-------------------------------------------

The Stars are Bare (NSFW) (dead fic), The Lost Bureau (SFW) (complete), misc original fiction (SFW), random doodles & 3D models , NTR world Lawyer isekai (NSFW) (complete) , elf & orc isekai (NSFW) (complete) Thousand Year Reich (SFW) (hiatus) Innovating Lewdness (NSFW) (complete) Another tech up isekai (NSFW) (hiatus) misc NSFW stories (NSFW) (N/A)

Log in or Sign up

Useful Searches

Followers 36

John_Oakman

About

Interact

Signature