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John_Oakman

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I think my lack of motivation to write is becoming a long term issue... Nov 8, 2021

1. John_Oakman
  I think my lack of motivation to write is becoming a long term issue...
  
  Nov 8, 2021
2. John_Oakman
  Due to aoe4 coming out I haven't really done any writing recently...
  
  Nov 1, 2021
3. Treble
  Why do you have this green colour in your name?
  
  Oct 20, 2021
  2. John_Oakman
    It denotes the one time donors to the site.
    
    Oct 20, 2021
4. anap1
  they struck my necro hoard down lol.
  its some of the most fun i've had in a while
  
  Oct 13, 2021
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  2. John_Oakman
    lol
    
    Oct 13, 2021
5. John_Oakman
  On second thought, it's cheaper to just buy a TV than to get the laptop fixed, not to mention bigger screen for hentai...
  
  Sep 23, 2021
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  2. ReinZero
    Priorities
    
    Sep 23, 2021
    
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6. John_Oakman
  Finally back in America.
  
  Sep 23, 2021
  2. ReinZero
    Hurrah
    
    Sep 23, 2021
    
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7. John_Oakman
  Holy shit, it's not easy getting back into writing, even if temporarily.
  
  Sep 21, 2021
  2. John_Oakman
    Long story short I managed to find a abandoned TV and hooked it up to what's left of my laptop via HDMI cable. However this is only a temporary solution and once I get back to the US I'll go get the laptop fixed...
    
    Sep 21, 2021
  3. ReinZero
    WTH is going on? O_o
    
    Sep 21, 2021
  4. John_Oakman
    laptop got smashed by a falling seabag while I was on the Iwo, got stationed in Kuwait in between the Kabul evacuation. Currently waiting for the flight back to the US so it is what it is.
    
    Sep 21, 2021
    
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8. John_Oakman
  Finally out of there
  
  Aug 29, 2021
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9. John_Oakman
  It turns out I wasn't being over dramatic after all...
  
  Aug 21, 2021
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  3. Evilhippy
    Contractor? Soldier?
    
    Aug 22, 2021
  4. John_Oakman
    Marine. Still mostly doing POG shit but in flak and kevlar and with loaded rifle.
    
    Aug 22, 2021
    
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  5. Evilhippy
    At least you're armed and armored in a fashion, though if you have to use it shit's pretty fucked.
    
    Aug 22, 2021
10. John_Oakman
  *resisting the urge to be melodramatic *
  
  Aug 15, 2021
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  3. John_Oakman
    Noted.
    
    Aug 15, 2021
  4. Valette-Serafina
    Embrace the melodrama.
    
    Aug 15, 2021
  5. duburu
    How do I practice Stoicism.
    
    Aug 16, 2021
11. Treble
  Just read your lawyer story. It's pretty great!
  Did you ever feel tempted to let the world "win"? Or at least make it bittersweet?
  
  Jul 28, 2021
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  3. John_Oakman
    They managed to stir up some shit at the local and surface level, but for the most part didn't touch upon the fundamental deep seated nature of the issues.
    
    Jul 28, 2021
    
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  4. John_Oakman
    They managed to survive and even live reasonably comfortably, but chances are the differences they made aren't going to outlive them by much.
    
    Jul 28, 2021
    
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  5. John_Oakman
    Maybe all this is influenced by my observations on Chinese culture, where the problematic aspects managed to survive everything from foreign imperialism to the cultural revolution, and probably will outlast the people.
    
    Jul 28, 2021
    
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12. John_Oakman
  Pretty sure I have just lost a 20k story from my google drive. The sync didn't work out.
  
  May 28, 2021
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  2. John_Oakman
    Not the end of the world though, perhaps the second version will be better now that there's motivations to make significant changes.
    
    May 28, 2021
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    Or maybe not. I think I have found it... Some of it anyways, enough of it.
    
    May 28, 2021
    
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13. John_Oakman
  Never mind, did found some internet access. There are gonna be some story updates!
  
  May 27, 2021
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  2. Lemonbarb
    Great! Now I'd be half tempted to inquire if you're considering commissions? :3
    
    May 27, 2021
  3. John_Oakman
    Unfortunately I'm not. I prefer to work on my own pace.
    
    May 28, 2021
    
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14. John_Oakman
  I have this suspicion that I won't get any writing done & posted here for the rest of this year... oh well.
  
  Mar 29, 2021
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  2. Lemonbarb
    On a scale of FUBAR, how did that happen?
    
    Mar 30, 2021
  3. John_Oakman
    Oh no nothing bad necessarily. I'll talk about it afterwards, whenever I'll get around to.
    
    Mar 30, 2021
    
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  4. Lemonbarb
    Well in comparison. I think on an on/off angle, I'm in a case of being able to cool down with pet projects *as seen in a PM*. Now, biggest problem would be...
    
    "Can I do it well enough, on a Frame by Frame basis, for April the First?" :3
    
    Mar 31, 2021
15. John_Oakman
  So it seemed that ASSTR has gone down for a couple of days now...
  
  Mar 18, 2021
16. John_Oakman
  I have so many half started stories that I need to finish at some point...
  
  Mar 7, 2021
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  2. Lemonbarb
    You and I both. Though hopefully, I might start cranking some long, overdue omakes, or pet projects to-be, soony?
    
    Mar 30, 2021
17. John_Oakman
  So someone uploaded the art of homeworld on ehentai. that site has suddenly become a lot more useful.
  
  Mar 5, 2021
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18. Kojiro Kakita
  It’s close to Midnight and you are howling at the moon
  
  Is what I have to say in response to your subtitle
  
  Feb 10, 2021
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  2. John_Oakman
    I think you might be the first person to get the reference.
    
    Feb 10, 2021
  3. Kojiro Kakita
    Really? Huh wouldn’t have guess that given the number of Sabaton fans on the different forums. I guess it’s because it’s a more obscure song of theirs
    
    Feb 10, 2021
    
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  4. John_Oakman
    People tend to not notice things in places where they don't expect them... and this forum tend to be rather niched at times.
    
    Feb 10, 2021
19. John_Oakman
  My stock market gacha game addiction is really getting in the way of getting any writing done...
  
  Feb 3, 2021
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20. John_Oakman
  I'm about to make some choices, choices which I'll most likely regret.
  
  Jan 20, 2021
21. John_Oakman
  Playing with stocks on Robinhood is basically my mobile gacha game vice, and the financial stakes are equally high...
  
  Jan 11, 2021
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22. John_Oakman
  In the meantime, I still intend to yeet out some short story ideas because I been putting them off for too long...
  
  Dec 5, 2020
23. John_Oakman
  FYI the rest of the month is shaping up to be pretty damn busy for me at work, so if I seemed to be less active around, that's the reason.
  
  Dec 5, 2020
24. John_Oakman
  Why is it that every time I try to write anything remotely lewd my mind flinches from the sheer cringe?
  
  Dec 5, 2020
25. John_Oakman
  Ever since thanksgiving my creative energies seemed to be leeched out of me, and I have no idea why...
  
  Dec 4, 2020
26. John_Oakman
  Happy Black Friday eve, may the gods of deal be in your favor.
  
  Nov 26, 2020
27. John_Oakman
  On the one hand, some problems in the workplace. On the other hand, it means potentially more free time to write...
  
  Nov 14, 2020
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  2. Evilhippy
    That...seems mostly bad.
    
    More writing good.
    
    No money for food...bad.
    
    Nov 15, 2020
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    Oh I wasn't implying that I been fired or anything. I was just dropped from this extra thing before.
    
    Nov 15, 2020
    
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  4. Evilhippy
    Oh, well that's good.
    
    Nov 15, 2020
    
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28. John_Oakman
  ... and it looks like work related reasons will ensure that I won't be writing much this entire month either...
  
  Nov 2, 2020
29. John_Oakman
  Story idea: a Pokémon adventure except it's just a Florida man capturing & taming the wild animals in his neighborhood.
  
  Oct 30, 2020
30. John_Oakman
  Due to work reasons I'll unlikely to much time to write this week...
  
  Oct 25, 2020
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