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John_Oakman

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You know a song is good when it has "♂" in the title! Jun 21, 2019 at 2:53 AM

1. John_Oakman
  You know a song is good when it has "♂" in the title!
  
  Jun 21, 2019 at 2:53 AM
2. John_Oakman
  finally getting the hang of using discord
  
  Jun 21, 2019 at 2:02 AM
  1. Zariox likes this.
  2. Zariox
    I know the feeling!
    
    Jun 21, 2019 at 2:25 AM
    
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3. John_Oakman
  Gained around 2 pounds in a week, thing are going well... I think.
  
  Jun 18, 2019
4. John_Oakman
  So damn out of shape these days... hopefully the next few months will see a reversal of that...
  
  Jun 12, 2019
  1. d.fish likes this.
  2. d.fish
    Work hard! I believe in you! You can do it!
    
    Jun 12, 2019
    
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5. John_Oakman
  That moment when I realized how much free time I'll be sacrificing to mitigate the worst of my depression...
  
  Jun 5, 2019
6. John_Oakman
  welp, no off day this week, looks like I ain't gonna get much writing done.
  
  May 29, 2019
7. John_Oakman
  Oh what the heck did I just click this time?
  
  May 28, 2019
  2. John_Oakman
    https://youtu.be/2auo4lkBvZ4
    
    May 28, 2019
8. John_Oakman
  English, sometime the language just makes no sense.
  
  May 24, 2019
  2. Valette-Serafina
    Only sometimes?
    
    May 24, 2019
  3. John_Oakman
    I mean, I did learn it as a foreign language, so some of the weirdness I might have taken for granted.
    
    May 24, 2019
9. John_Oakman
  Every time I see someone set their account on private on a forum or otherwise: Genesis 19:5
  
  May 23, 2019
10. John_Oakman
  sometimes vanilla is still the best.
  
  May 17, 2019
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11. John_Oakman
  meanwhile on moddb... https://www.moddb.com/mods/shota-nation-mod
  
  May 16, 2019
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  2. Guardian Box
    The Loli Confederacy will not stand for this.
    
    May 16, 2019
    
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12. John_Oakman
  What the heck does those llama badges on deviantart even mean anyways?
  
  May 14, 2019
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13. John_Oakman
  Fuck Wells Fargo, and no lube for them either!
  
  May 12, 2019
14. John_Oakman
  Shit, car problems and bank problems really destroyed my free time yesterday (and by extension this entire week)
  
  May 9, 2019
  2. John_Oakman
    But both issues are under control as far as I can tell, so things will be looking up next week... probably.
    
    May 9, 2019
  3. John_Oakman
    Lol who am I kidding, Wells Fargo is being a bitch as usual.
    
    May 10, 2019
15. John_Oakman
  Here's a dumb idea: combat/dueling by using ahoges!
  
  May 6, 2019
16. John_Oakman
  Damn it the headaches are back again.
  
  May 6, 2019
  2. John_Oakman
    feeling better now again...
    
    May 6, 2019
17. John_Oakman
  *clicks on polygon counter* ... Well, that was a bloody mistake...
  
  Apr 22, 2019
  2. Abstergot
    Oh? What are you up to now?
    
    Apr 22, 2019
  3. John_Oakman
    making a minor ship while dealing with writer's block and some other things...
    
    Apr 22, 2019
    
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18. John_Oakman
  Now I have more likes here than on FiC.
  
  Apr 21, 2019
19. John_Oakman
  Give me time to stew in my thoughts...
  
  Apr 21, 2019
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20. John_Oakman
  Oh right, it's 4/20. Hitler's birthday right? Or was it cannabis day? Well regardless everyone have a nice day.
  
  Apr 20, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    This is probably the reason I'm glad my passport back in the day screwed up my birthday, so now I can pretend that my birthday is actually in July instead of the day after 4/20...
    
    Apr 20, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 and Malcanthet like this.
  3. Malcanthet
    I think Cannabis day is much better to remember today as rather than king jerkhead.
    
    Apr 20, 2019
    
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21. John_Oakman
  Math is hard, writing is hard, gmax is hard, almost everything is hard.
  
  Apr 19, 2019
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  3. ReinZero
    That must be rough.
    
    Apr 19, 2019
    
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  4. Horton
    Math is awesome
    
    Apr 19, 2019
    
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  5. ReinZero
    Mathematically Impossible.
    
    Apr 19, 2019
    
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22. John_Oakman
  The only nice thing about a non-real job is that the taxes are also equally non-real...
  
  Apr 18, 2019
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  2. ReinZero
    So they're imaginary?
    
    Apr 19, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
  3. John_Oakman
    Pretty much, but the cash I deposit each month is real enough.
    
    Apr 19, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
23. John_Oakman
  Maybe I shouldn't click this... oh who am I kidding, of course I'm gonna click it.
  
  Apr 18, 2019
  1. Ddmkm122, G4R5vb5r3H and d.fish like this.
  2. ReinZero
    *click click click*
    
    Apr 18, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
24. John_Oakman
  That moment when you're already plotting the death of a character because the sexier replacement is on the way...
  
  Apr 18, 2019
  1. Ddmkm122 likes this.
  2. John_Oakman
    I count starships as characters, they deserve as much from me.
    
    Apr 18, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
  3. ReinZero
    They must have such short lifespans.
    
    Apr 19, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 and John_Oakman like this.
25. John_Oakman
  Looks like I'm not gonna get any writing done. Time to dick around on gmax for a bit...
  
  Apr 15, 2019
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26. John_Oakman
  Well, since I'm no longer hiding who I am, might as well use an avvie from my old drawings...
  
  Apr 15, 2019
  1. Ddmkm122 and d.fish like this.
  2. View previous comments...
  3. John_Oakman
    Just another shitposter. I get lost in the crowds a lot... XD
    
    Apr 15, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122, d.fish and GLH like this.
  4. d.fish
    que
    
    Apr 15, 2019
    
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  5. Horton
    It’s Kalga
    
    Apr 18, 2019
    
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27. John_Oakman
  Always look forward! Never look back! There's only bad things behind us!
  
  Apr 12, 2019
  1. Ddmkm122 and d.fish like this.
  2. ReinZero
    What about to our flanks?
    
    Apr 12, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 likes this.
  3. John_Oakman
    Pray no one else notices...
    
    Apr 12, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 and d.fish like this.
  4. ReinZero
    That's too late!
    
    Apr 12, 2019
    
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28. John_Oakman
  I physically identify as thin, but my food spending identify me as fat.
  
  Apr 12, 2019
  1. Ddmkm122, d.fish and Malcanthet like this.
  2. d.fish
    destroyed by facts
    
    Apr 12, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 and John_Oakman like this.
  3. John_Oakman
    Then I'll reject that reality and substitute my own!
    
    Apr 13, 2019
    
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29. John_Oakman
  headache seems to be gone finally...
  
  Apr 11, 2019
  1. Ddmkm122, Malcanthet, d.fish and 1 other person like this.
  2. Malcanthet
    Yay.
    
    Apr 11, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 and John_Oakman like this.
  3. John_Oakman
    Now it's only writer's block and my own inner demons to deal with!
    
    Apr 11, 2019
    
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30. John_Oakman
  Feeling slightly better now.
  
  Apr 10, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    Spoke too soon.
    
    Apr 10, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 and d.fish like this.
  3. John_Oakman
    Perhaps now?
    
    Apr 10, 2019
    
    Ddmkm122 and d.fish like this.
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