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John_Oakman

Come touch my hentai machine, Male

Check out this AH timeline by my bro: https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/to-walk-with-thrust.488370/ Jun 19, 2020

1. John_Oakman
  Check out this AH timeline by my bro: https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/to-walk-with-thrust.488370/
  
  Jun 19, 2020
  2. John_Oakman
    Normally I don't advertise stuff but his stuff is actually pretty well written & drawn, so it's worth a shot if nothing else...
    
    Jun 19, 2020
    
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2. John_Oakman
  Rate my laptop decoration: https://media.moddb.com/images/members/2/1631/1630327/20200612_230853.jpg
  
  Jun 14, 2020
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  2. Valette-Serafina
    An interesting choice, gluing it to the ceiling.
    
    Jun 14, 2020
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    It's to assert dominance over gravity!
    
    (Actually I have no idea why the pic flipped when I uploaded)
    
    Jun 14, 2020
    
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3. duburu
  THE TREE
  THE TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  
  Jun 12, 2020
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  2. John_Oakman
    ... is long gone: https://www.deviantart.com/markpoe/art/All-good-things-must-end-415000568
    
    what you're seeing is the mirage/ghost of it roaming on the internets...
    
    Jun 12, 2020
    
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  3. duburu
    I thought I lost you and the tree that was chop down forever
    
    Jun 12, 2020
    
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4. John_Oakman
  I now have 4 first strike stickers on my laptop!
  
  Jun 10, 2020
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  3. John_Oakman
    A while back I somehow managed to find a spare plastic water canteen, which my shitbag friend and I are planning on using it (and the MRE heaters) to make a grenade out of it at some point...
    
    Jun 11, 2020
    
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  4. Nicodemus
    Make some thermite from Etch a sketch boards sourced at the local goodwill or salvation army, put it in a balloon, put the balloon in the bottle like a used condom, tie it off...
    
    Jun 11, 2020
    
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  5. Nicodemus
    Then wrap the tip of the balloon around the lip of the bottle. To seal it.
    
    Edit: Ah, nevermind. Thermite wouldn't ignite from a hydrogen explosion.
    
    Jun 11, 2020
    
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5. HeavenlyPrometheus
  *Stab*
  
  Jun 8, 2020
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  3. John_Oakman
    Wanna see what actually happened to the tree in the pic?
    :https://www.deviantart.com/markpoe/art/All-good-things-must-end-415000568
    
    Jun 8, 2020
  4. HeavenlyPrometheus
    It fall down?
    
    Jun 8, 2020
  5. John_Oakman
    it got chopped up.
    
    Jun 8, 2020
6. Evilhippy
  Touches the hentai machine. Strokes it, caresses it, rubs up against it.
  
  "I love you hentai machine..." -croons creepily.
  
  Jun 7, 2020
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7. Lemonbarb
  .. I blame you for reviving my undead 'NSFW Ideas' thread, with an NTR Snippet.
  
  https://forum.questionablequesting.com/posts/3401806/
  
  May 31, 2020
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  2. John_Oakman
    [CORRUPTION INTENSIFIES]
    
    May 31, 2020
    
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  3. Lemonbarb
    [PROTOTYPE PLOTTING INTENSIFIES]
    
    But seriously. If I make a thread out of this. I'm going to probably do some build up, to becoming an utter, monster. May in hindsight, have it be a more "OC" going through the 'SI' analogs... Yet uniquely stupid?
    
    May 31, 2020
    
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8. Lemonbarb
  All I'd say, out of the teased idea/s I've been leaning on. Is I'm at least tempted to give that "NTR Succubi" a one shot, or a few snippets. And see how that goes/rolls around. It'd at the very least, be part "erotic interest" in some kink, and if I ply it right; part "setting horror" as fat cops and more 'competent' officers are stuck with a cold/mystery case, that's an OCP to them.
  
  May 30, 2020
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  3. Lemonbarb
    Can't help but throw one more comment, on a 'hypothetical' question. But say, M50 saw an "OCP Succubus", going full vampire on NTR Fat Bastards. And she was 'interested' enough to offer M50 full power, at the expense of demonic transformation, free will intact. Would she take it, if it'd make them unstoppable?
    
    May 31, 2020
    
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  4. John_Oakman
    Morbidly certain M50 would just take up the offer just for the lutz...
    
    May 31, 2020
    
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  5. Lemonbarb
    In which case. I can probably imagine M50 if that happened. Likely having to deal with unintended consequences of say; "thirst" (that is a man eater.) But morbid wise, I'd probably feel that for possible snark/hatred for NEEDING men (to feed.) Being immune to brainwash and mindbreak would be an acceptable price, for a curse.
    
    May 31, 2020
    
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9. John_Oakman
  Shit I don't even remember all the dumb acronyms I made back in the day...
  
  May 22, 2020
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10. John_Oakman
  It seemed that since feb 7 I have entered a new lvl of not giving a fuck, as I been drawing a lot more anime tiddies since then...
  
  May 9, 2020
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11. John_Oakman
  My crack timeline over at AH is finally complete, and thus now I can devote more time here!
  
  May 3, 2020
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  2. Aagkard
    Can I have the link please?
    
    May 18, 2020
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    https://www.alternatehistory.com/forum/threads/to-the-last-letter-but-screw-the-spirit.468554/
    
    May 18, 2020
    
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12. John_Oakman
  Time to write an NTR world isekai story, because nothing could possibly go wrong with that!
  
  Apr 29, 2020
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  2. Imabot
    NTR world were MC is NTRing others or others NTR him/her?
    
    Apr 29, 2020
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    Neither, if everything goes as planned: https://forum.questionablequesting.com/threads/i-got-reincarnated-to-a-ntr-world-so-i-became-a-lawyer-specializing-in-divorce-law-and-made-bank.11927/
    
    (and it'll never go as planned)
    
    Apr 29, 2020
    
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  4. Warer
    You're genius knows no bounds.
    
    Apr 29, 2020
    
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13. John_Oakman
  Does my facemask make me look fat?
  
  Apr 19, 2020
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  2. Malcanthet
    Nope although you do look kind of like some of the residents of Tattoine though.
    
    Apr 19, 2020
    
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14. John_Oakman
  Overkill is when you use a gaming computer only to write smut & shitpost.
  
  Mar 21, 2020
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15. John_Oakman
  Your waifu is trash, just like your MOS.
  
  Mar 17, 2020
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  2. SenuOfTheCulture
    Mos? Microsoft Office Specialist?
    
    Mar 17, 2020
    
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  3. John_Oakman
    Military occupational speciality. I.e. what job in the military.
    
    Mar 17, 2020
    
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16. John_Oakman
  I finally got around and bought some dogecoins today...
  
  Mar 15, 2020
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17. John_Oakman
  Misery builds character but no one asks what kind of character we're building...
  
  Feb 13, 2020
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18. Mike45
  You probably already guessed what I'm referring to ? That moment almost made walk out of the theater.
  
  Nov 3, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    Um, actually no, but I seen such reactions enough times to know I should probably offer some sort internet hug regardless of the context.
    
    Nov 3, 2019
    
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  3. Mike45
    thank you.
    
    basically the creators of Terminator:DarkFate couldn't think their way out of a non-existent, wet paper bag of problem in their new plot/narrative and decided to kill off a long-time favorite character of mine, even shoot an opening sequence that is very very in bad taste, gunning down a kid. (i was mostly okay with the rest of the film but that opening scene was really annoying and unnecessary)
    
    Nov 3, 2019
    
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  4. John_Oakman
    Ah, I see.
    
    Nov 3, 2019
    
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19. John_Oakman
  Likes on forums are basically like anime headpats right?
  
  Oct 30, 2019
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20. John_Oakman
  Hey y'all, wanna join a writing contest? https://www.frozenincarbonite.org/threads/frozen-in-carbonite-writing-competition-thread.1394/
  
  Oct 29, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    Unfortunately SFW content only, so that kinda takes the fun out of a lot of things...
    
    Oct 29, 2019
    
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21. John_Oakman
  No matter what you do or what you are, there's a subreddit that'll disapprove of it.
  
  Oct 28, 2019
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22. John_Oakman
  Me: *looks at subreddit of r/menwritingwomen to see if I'm making the same mistakes as everyone else*
  
  Oct 25, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    *Then came to the realization that I'm not even competent enough to be at the level to make those mistakes*
    
    Oct 25, 2019
    
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  3. Jace Spicer
    I feel this on a level that shouldn't be possible
    
    Oct 25, 2019
    
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  4. John_Oakman
    Noob power representing! X)
    
    Oct 26, 2019
    
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23. John_Oakman
  I thought that with more free time I would get more writing done. Ha, that's a lie.
  
  Oct 24, 2019
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24. John_Oakman
  I name my bank account Aqua because they're both equally useless.
  
  Oct 10, 2019
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25. John_Oakman
  I'm not being an idiot ironically, I'm being an idiot genuinely.
  
  Sep 30, 2019
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26. John_Oakman
  Well, it turns out that I have a bit more time then previously thought... not that it means much since I procrastinate a lot in general...
  
  Sep 26, 2019
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27. John_Oakman
  Once again, I have not done anything productive outside of the things necessary for my continuous survival...
  
  Sep 11, 2019
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28. John_Oakman
  Trust me, I have plenty more bad ideas where that came from...
  
  Aug 4, 2019
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29. John_Oakman
  Really not motivated to do anything, due to a variety of reasons...
  
  Jul 26, 2019
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30. John_Oakman
  Another week and my emergency savings will be complete, then it's on to blow money on lewds again! ... maybe.
  
  Jul 23, 2019
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  2. John_Oakman
    Lol that's not gonna happen for various reason.
    
    Jul 25, 2019
    
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