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John_Oakman
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John_Oakman

Come touch my hentai machine, Male

I am now a civilian again. Nov 11, 2023

    1. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      I am now a civilian again.
      1. TanaNari likes this.
      2. Monarchist Guy
        Monarchist Guy
        point at laugh at the chicken man!
        Nov 11, 2023
        TanaNari likes this.
    2. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      How much war crimes am I allowed in the SFW section?
    3. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      I now have gotten gmax to work on my current computer.
    4. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Real life needs to stop making netflix tier remakes of historical events, or at least get some good soundtracks for these remakes.
      1. llat-2 and Nicodemus like this.
      2. Nicodemus
        Nicodemus
        I mean, it's a little hard to beat the orgasmic sound of an A-10 Warthog having fun. C-RAM comes close, but only wins in duration for that delicious BBBRRRRTTTTT sound.
        Jun 24, 2023
      3. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        Could be worse...

        In the mouse corner, you got Walt Disney with their off base "live action" remakes, being *worse* than Netflix.

        While in the vulture corner, you got a Titanic load of media frenzies, going "my life is a cock", tier of "Celebrity films" that I don't want to waste my mind over.
        Jun 24, 2023
    5. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Stolen valor is just shitty cosplayers getting called out on their shitty cosplay.
    6. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Executing the hero after he defeated the maou is basically generic fantasy isekai's version of demobilization.
      1. Belenus likes this.
    7. Guardian Box
      Guardian Box
      would you be offended if I called you "The Chicken Man"?
      1. Lemonbarb likes this.
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      3. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        My family started raising hens and my brother took advantage of the fact to snap a pic.
        Apr 29, 2023
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      4. Guardian Box
        Guardian Box
        so a pun that spans generations

        not something one sees every day let me tell you :V
        Apr 29, 2023
      5. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        A better chicken man to beware of, than...

        Beware of Chicken.
        Jun 24, 2023
    8. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Hol up, has no one here ever read any of Dorsai novels?
      1. sendali likes this.
      2. ZurigaSungama
        ZurigaSungama
        Are they any good?
        Apr 14, 2023
      3. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        Very solid worldbuilding in creating multiple cultures that aren't 1 dimensional, some of the plots of individual novels might be dated, but overall pretty good. Also has an FTL system that sidestep the whole time dilation thing (sort of).
        Apr 14, 2023
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      4. sendali
        sendali
        Soldier, Ask Not.
        and remember, the first rule of gambling is to never gamble.
        Apr 14, 2023
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    9. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Don't you hate it when you finished writing a really good chapter, but now has to slog through a bunch just to reach that point?
      1. Lemonbarb likes this.
      2. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        I'm like that at writing, at times.

        Tis why I had 'an' "Epic Story" of some oneshot, get sliced like salami. Before being thrown into the trash can.
        Jun 24, 2023
    10. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      If you think about it, the average story in SFW is probably of a higher quality than the ones in NSFW.
      1. Venyr4434 and Treble like this.
      2. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        Because usually they haul in a fraction of the likes and feedback, so are far more likely to be fueled by passion for the project itself.
        Feb 15, 2023
        Lemonbarb, Venyr4434 and Treble like this.
      3. Treble
        Treble
        Implying that passion is proportional to quality....
        Mar 20, 2023
    11. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      After talking to someone from Ohio, I'm convinced that the entire Dead Space trilogy took place in that state.
    12. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Есть у нас ещё в резерве Деньги, водка и консервы, И могила, занесённая песком.
    13. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Gmax is finally dead as the dodo, time to move on to blender.
      1. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        In my honest opinion. So is Photoshop, compared to a slew of indie (or now monetised/subscribed) art programs.
        Jun 24, 2023
    14. Megaolix
      Megaolix
      You know you don't have to comment on every hacked account spam thread? Just report and move on, we nuke the threads.
      1. Lemonbarb and ZurigaSungama like this.
      2. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        I'm just doing it for entertainment purposes.
        Jan 15, 2023
        Lemonbarb likes this.
    15. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      QQ, QQ, the capital of the degenerates. QuestionableQuesting, no shame, nor any glory.
      1. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        Now. If only it has a touch more Vore. And Unbirth...

        But eh, guess not every niche is catered to, adequately. Or at least, not without some kink shaming if it were in a Quest format.
        Jun 24, 2023
    16. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Где надежда уйдёт как жена, всё потом, всё потом.
      1. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        Yes, your waifu will leave you too.
        Dec 12, 2022
    17. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      If you follow me because of shit I wrote years ago, prepared to be disappointed as fuck.
      1. Lemonbarb likes this.
      2. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        Persistent follow wise, I'd view hearsay you as a David Bowie of innovation.

        One 'book' era, being this chicken world. The next, a house full of fucking rabbits. The chicken fans would be disappointed in not getting another story, but then the pig and bull arrives...
        Jun 24, 2023
    18. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Пускай не судит однобоко Нас кабинетный грамотей.
    19. Nicodemus
      Nicodemus
      You got your blues ready, lol?

      You have one Nut Pass for the our birthday, and one for veterans day, make them count.
      1. John_Oakman likes this.
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      3. Nicodemus
        Nicodemus
        No barracks bunny to help you get an NJP? Damn, that sucks.
        Nov 10, 2022
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      4. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        Everyone else is already shitfaced and someone got a crossbow- I mean nothing new or unusual to report at this time...
        Nov 10, 2022
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      5. Nicodemus
        Nicodemus
        Obviously you need to get your standard issue green dildo (weenie) and attack it to a bolt. Fire it up in the air and have everyone open their mouths.
        Nov 10, 2022
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    20. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      In the last week I managed to write -1k words. That's right, I deleted what I had wrote due to some RL observations...
      1. Lemonbarb likes this.
      2. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        The bane of future NaNoWriMo;

        Negative, Word Count.
        Jun 24, 2023
    21. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      I'm gonna be real here, I'm probably gonna be on a hiatus for the rest of the year due to some RL things. Not a full stop, but a slowdown.
      1. GhanAyllan
        GhanAyllan
        I hope its not something bad and good luck
        Sep 20, 2022
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      2. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        It's nothing bad, just life happens.
        Sep 20, 2022
        GhanAyllan likes this.
    22. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Ну а если вдруг не выйду из огня, Ты найдёшь себе другого От несчастия такого, И, быть может, позабудешь про меня.
      1. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        The fate of every fanfic writer who falls form grace for whatever reasons...
        Sep 13, 2022
    23. Merlin
      Merlin
      Thank you my dear John of John, son of John, descendant of John the Great of the House of John
      1. Lemonbarb and John_Oakman like this.
      2. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        ... If only, you were a magnificent cock, free of the Amazon rain forest pissing on all the online literature I hold dear.
        Sep 2, 2022
        Merlin likes this.
    24. Autocorruptor
      Autocorruptor
      COME HERE, LEMME TOUCH YO HENTAI MACHINE.
      1. Lemonbarb and John_Oakman like this.
      2. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        You come to me. I'm American, and my mobility scooter just ran out of power!
        Aug 31, 2022
        Lemonbarb and Autocorruptor like this.
      3. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        Foolish american! You should have stuck on yer bike!
        Sep 2, 2022
    25. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Touch grass.
      1. Lemonbarb likes this.
      2. d.fish
        d.fish
        Smoke grass.
        Aug 3, 2022
        Merlin likes this.
      3. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        ...
        Sep 2, 2022
    26. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      While evil might not necessarily have consequences in my stories, stupidity certainly does...
      1. Lemonbarb and FTR2017 like this.
    27. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Is it really grimderp if I just bum ideas from history?
      1. FTR2017 likes this.
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      3. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        Well, I'll try to do both at the same time. We'll see how that goes...
        May 25, 2022
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      4. FTR2017
        FTR2017
        If you go that way, I suggest going with satire, lampoon the shit out of the idiocy that happens IRL at the highest levels! Think Dilbert and Yes, Minister for two nice examples of fine black comedy. ;)
        May 25, 2022
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      5. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        At risk of dabbing into a certain rule. My mental grimderp ~/~ Bullet Politics. Or...

        "Kill impulse", being a valid excuse for edge lord and hard men tier decisions. It's a 'hard' choice, when people er "threats" are killed.
        Sep 2, 2022
    28. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      I do some research for my stories, I also chose to ignore the research when it gets in the way of the grimderp.
      1. Lemonbarb and FTR2017 like this.
    29. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      Время выбрало этих парней, Время выбрало эту страну.
      1. Lemonbarb
        Lemonbarb
        Google says it as; "Time has chosen these guys, Time has chosen this country"

        At a dark stretch, rather fitting, given the interesting times we're in. Is all I'll say.
        Sep 2, 2022
      2. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        Sep 2, 2022
    30. John_Oakman
      John_Oakman
      On second thought, I think I'll write more cheerful and light hearted isekais instead...
      1. John_Oakman
        John_Oakman
        Or both, I can and have started multiple projects at the same time...
        May 12, 2022
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