[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[Gur40]

Dork Duo

Spoiler: Weekend Movie Night

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If Words Fail Hair Can Work

Spoiler: Hair Down

Unfortunately for Pyrrha There is another Technique

Spoiler: Tie it up

Seduction of Jaune Arc Success

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Ace Ops is a Disappointment

Spoiler: Real Elites

How did they F up cocky skilled militants so badly

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if Jaune Amped Yang instead of waste it on Ren

Spoiler: Burn it all!

Cinder cast Fire and Yang just eating it or reversing it would have been hilarious

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What Caused Drunk Aqua to call her mom

Spoiler: They Visited Fuijin

Maybe they got drunk after Kazuma met up with his parents or younger brother?

 

[AndrewJTalon]

A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?

 

[LordofBones]

A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?

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Whitley: "Well, at least with you, I know the dagger's going to come from the front."
Adam: *contemplates Whitley* "Boy, did I dodge a bullet."

Winter: "Where's Whitley?! What did you do to him?!"
Adam: *stares* "What I did-? Woman, he literally created a robot of you to ask him how his day's been and give him random hugs. What did you do to him?"

 

[Balorak146]

A fun idea in my Discord? What if Adam was actually Jacques Schnee's bastard child?

Jacques had a few women on the side, including a Cow Faunus Woman. When she learned she was pregnant she fled, fearing Jacques would make her abort the baby. She got help from an employee of Jacques in the know, and hid in a mining community. At some point she died of illness. Adam grew up an angry, bitter orphan... And then learned the truth. He is Jacques' son.

Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?

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I think the Adam/Weiss shippers are about to riot.

*goes to put popcorn in the microwave*

Edit: *pauses*

Well, except for the ones who are also fans of the Targaryens.

 

[SharkCultist]

Thus, for him destroying the SDC is about revenge on a father he believes abandoned him, and a family that never knew about him. What are your thoughts?

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My mind keeps going to two very cracky places.

1. Adam makes sure to religiously shave his face daily. He will not grow a mustache like Jacques!

2. Adam realizes/finds out his preference for damaged women is something he inherited. Which is also why Jacques fucked up his family.

I think the Adam/Weiss shippers are about to riot.

*goes to put popcorn in the microwave*

Edit: *pauses*

Well, except for the ones who are also fans of the Targaryens.

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Nah I can spit ball a non incest path. Willow cheated. There now there's no blood between them.

 

[Bev]

Worse for Jaques? Willow, Winter, Weiss and Whitley like Adam. He's the grouchy but supporting step-son/half-brother.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Winter: "Where's Whitley?! What did you do to him?!"
Adam: *stares* "What I did-? Woman, he literally created a robot of you to ask him how his day's been and give him random hugs. What did you do to him?"

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I don't now why, but the idea of Whitley having created a A.I. family that supports him and thus leads to him trying to make his own versions of Penny using them is coming to mind. And cue the chaos as they get discovered and the robotic versions of Winter, Weiss, and Willow are considered MUCH better then the originals.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

I will admit, there is one person I do want to include in The Arc Clan. The local tailor of Radian, who comes to Vale to do some additional work for Coco Adel's mother on occassion. A personable, friendly sort of person... But an enigma wrapped in a mystery. And the man who helped Jaune forge his way into Beacon.

Why? Well... He could tell you all sorts of reasons. He might have approved of the young lad's recklessness, his determination, reminding him so much of himself at that age.

He could have done it to spite Isabel Arc, who has never trusted him despite how long he's lived in the village: He even did up her wedding dress! Such an ungrateful woman.

He could have done it to get an Arc into the wrong place at the right time as his sources told him the war against the Darkness was taking a turn for the worse without him there.

He could have done it as a gag, expecting the young boy would fail and he would find it hilarious. And now that the boy is thriving, he finds it even more hilarious.

Which are the lies? Which are true?

Only one man knows and he certainly isn't going to tell you. You'll just have to trust him.

After all... He's just plain, simple Garak.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

I will admit, there is one person I do want to include in The Arc Clan. The local tailor of Radian, who comes to Vale to do some additional work for Coco Adel's mother on occassion. A personable, friendly sort of person... But an enigma wrapped in a mystery. And the man who helped Jaune forge his way into Beacon.

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I can see it and the whole thing with nobody knowing just what his goal is being a recurring joke. To the point that every nation has a dedicated team trying to figure it out..and suffering severe burnout and breaking mentally in the end.

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Only one man knows and he certainly isn't going to tell you. You'll just have to trust him.

After all... He's just plain, simple Garak.

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If the shop blows up, it's Nora!

 

[dragon_cloud16]

If the shop blows up, it's Nora!

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That's not true! It could be Sun and Blake on a date, Burnice getting into trouble, Team RWBY getting into a fight because of Blake, the White Fang getting into a fight there somehow, Neo being bored....

Also, here's hoping to see adopted sister Burnice showing up soon in the Arc Clan!

 

[ExFelineServer3]

The"Tailor" is a former member of the White Fang and an ex-Salem Acolyte, who left due to drama bullshit and then he was insulted by others over his fashion sensibilities, tailoring is a hobby he picked up for his creative juices (besides explosives) to make use of.
Then, he also finally figured out that no humans, fashion stagnation!

 

[dragon_cloud16]

The"Tailor" is a former member of the White Fang and an ex-Salem Acolyte, who left due to drama bullshit and then he was insulted by others over his fashion sensibilities, tailoring is a hobby he picked up for his creative juices (besides explosives) to make use of.
Then, he also finally figured out that no humans, fashion stagnation!

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And that came off of Blake's conspiracy board about him. As well as one from Atlas and a few others including Watt's.

Tyrain's is even more confusing and messed up.

 

[AndrewJTalon]

At the Beacon Cafeteria...

Weiss: "Honestly, why can't your families just not bother with you at all? Like mine! We-We have proper decorum!"

Ruby: "Weiss... Are you all right? Do you need a hug?"

Weiss; "NO! I do not need a hug! And stop sitting on Jaune's lap!"

Ruby: "But it's comfy!"

Jaune: "Ummm..."

Yang: "He's my fiance, Ruby!"

Ruby: "Good sisters share!"

Blake: "He's my fiance! Get your own!"

Yang: "No!"

Pyrrha: "He's my partner!"

Ren: "Jaune, you need to make a command decision to resolve things."

Jaune: "I can only order Pyrrha around!"

Nora: "Ruby! Accept a demotion so Jaune can order you to do stuff!"

Ruby: "That might be fun!"

???: "AH! Such delicious, wonderful chaos!"

With a flash of white light, a man in a mismatched suit with a goatee, miss-matched wings, and a wide grin appears. Jaune immediately stands up and glares.

Jaune: "Uncle Discord! You promised you wouldn't pop in at school!"

Discord: "But it's a surprise! Besides, this wonderful chaos-How could I miss it? Oh, hey Nora!"

Nora: "Hey Discord!" waves

Yang; "Wait, you two know eachother?!"

Nora and Discord: "No, we've never met in our lives! But it's more fun to pretend!" They both giggle "JINX!"

Jaune: sigh "Look, we're really not in the mood-"

Discord: "Mood?! MOOD?! Mood is for music and love play! Things you need some help with! Why not a fun mind bending game where we pit our intellects against one another-"

Jaune: "No."

Discord: "How about an epic adventure in another universe-?"

Jaune: "NO."

Discord: "A quick jaunt as Robin Hood-?"

Jaune: "NO!"

Nora: "But Jaaaaune! It would be so much fun!"

Jaune: "It's gonna have some stupid twist at the end or he'll change the game midway through or Aunt Elizabeth will make him knock that shit off! No!"

Discord: "Awww... You're no fun!"

Jaune: "Did Aunt Fluttershy kick you out of the house again?"

Discord: "What?! HA! Please! We love eachother! We couldn't stand to be apart-"

Jaune: "So that's a yes then. Go see Picard!"

Discord: "But he's sooo boring now! He's all about his wine and Shakespeare and cheese-!"

Jaune: "Janeway!"

Discord: "Bah! She's also no fun!"

Jaune: "The Cerritos crew?"

Discord: "Hmmmm... Well they might be up for some fun now. Toodles!" *He vanishes"

Weiss: "... Who... What...?!"

Jaune: sighs "He's my aunt's husband. He's... A bit much."

Nora: "He's lots of fun!"

Jaune: "I'm not in the mood!"

Weiss: "But... I... You...!"

Pyrrha: "I... Will admit I'm curious, Jaune."

Yang: "Same! What's his deal?!"

Jaune: "It's... Complicated. Maybe we can do one of his weird adventures later-"

There is a flash of white light. Everyone is in a Starfleet uniform aboard a starship. Discord reappears, now a dark haired man in a red uniform with a grin.

Discord/Q: "It's later somewhere! LET'S GO!"

Jaune: groans

 

[cavalal386]

Aunt Elizabeth

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who?

He's all about his wine and Shakespeare and cheese

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?

 

[TheFabulousCustodes]

Discord: "Mood?! MOOD?! Mood is for music and love play!

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OG Dune reference?

 

[dragon_cloud16]

who?

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The Elizabeth from Bioshock: Infinity is a honorary aunt to Jaune in the Arc Clan universe.

?

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And this is a reference to Picard the show.

 

[Balorak146]

Uncle Discord!

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Oh hey, look, a surprise interrupt from the guy with the best Death Battle song.

 

[Bommel]

As it's spooky season, who about bringing back Jaune's wholesome necromancer cousin there was talked about in previous spooky months?

Spoiler: Necromancer's Wholesome Backstory | comic by baalbuddy

 

[SharkCultist]

Ok so fun and a little dumb idea.

So OZ knows magic but he was a knight/paladin. Not really a scholar. But people assume he is because he's one of the only people left who knows magic and he's been alive for so long.


Turns out? There's a bunch of books that detail how to quickly and easily fix everything from the missing magic all the way to the broken moon.

And Oz just kinda left them in storage collecting dust because reading is for nerds.

 

[dragon_cloud16]

Ok so fun and a little dumb idea.

So OZ knows magic but he was a knight/paladin. Not really a scholar. But people assume he is because he's one of the only people left who knows magic and he's been alive for so long.


Turns out? There's a bunch of books that detail how to quickly and easily fix everything from the missing magic all the way to the broken moon.

And Oz just kinda left them in storage collecting dust because reading is for nerds.

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Honestly, I can see that to some degree and all the magic he does know is mainly party tricks. And the real thing Salem is after are those damn books but Oz thinks the shiny artifacts are more important and not the books.

To make things even more hilarious, the Arc's have found the damn collection and have been practicing magic for years now. And the only reason nobody knows about it is because everyone thinks it either a semblance or was drunk when they saw them pull something off.

"Did you just see that blue hair gal just flood the town?"
"Oh shut up ya damn drunk! Go back to ya dumpster!"
"AAAHH! Torbek has a new friend now!"
"Heard nothing that is what I just heard. And didn't see no damn clown either.."

 

[AndrewJTalon]

As it's spooky season, who about bringing back Jaune's wholesome necromancer cousin there was talked about in previous spooky months?

Spoiler: Necromancer's Wholesome Backstory | comic by baalbuddy

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I do want to! I just haven't figured out a good plot for her! Who has ideas for it?

 

[NightDranzer]

Jaune's rant to Neptune when he catches him flirting with other women even though he is dating Weiss...


View: https://youtu.be/RWGDoTdk2IM?si=ALPYd-IYIDynyZJl&t=56

 

[dragon_cloud16]

I do want to! I just haven't figured out a good plot for her! Who has ideas for it?

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Her skeletons show up to Beacon, causing chaos for one reason alone. To celebrate her birthday..Which is Halloween.

And yes, it does include Jaune and whoever else you want leading them in a Thriller dance bit.

 

[SharkCultist]

I do want to! I just haven't figured out a good plot for her! Who has ideas for it?

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On Halloween her skeletons are less restricted. They're doing their own thing and she's scrambling to stop them. (I kinda like the idea that on Halloween their ghost overlays their skeleton. So you can see the ghost with the bones inside them.)

 

[Handspan]

I do want to! I just haven't figured out a good plot for her! Who has ideas for it?

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To be honest I'd have her a distant cousin of Weiss instead. Of course on her mother's side, but far enough away that she wouldn't be a threat to Jaques power. My reasoning is they can already summon things that they've killed with glyphs, why not use a different array to animate the dead?

 

[SharkCultist]

Dumb idea.


Salem put a curse on all silver eyes warriors some time in the past to hopefully either make them less effective hunters or even keep them from the profession entirely.

She cursed them all with hyper fixation. Which yeah the curse definitely bound itself to the silver eyes trait. It bound itself so well she can't undo the curse.

Which really sucks for her because they all keep hyper fixating on stuff that's breaking her stuff and ruining her plans!

She was trying to get them obsessed with trains or stamps or something.

Not shit like dust mixture ratios for bombs and bullets!

 

[Bommel]

Idea:

- The Silver Eyes were not created by the God of Light, but instead by the God of Darkness, who realised that they messed up the whole situation of Remnant and despite being unable to go back on his word (like how god's literally can't break their oaths in Greek myth), wanted to give humanity a better shot at overcoming the many problems that Salem and his Grimm could create in the future.
The GoD might also have given a bunch of other things, possibly like the Relics, Aura, and some unknown things.
Of the two gods, the GoD was always the more sympathetic of the two (of only very slightly, and they're both still horrible persons).
Everyone assumes that the origin of the Silver Eyes is the God of Light, but nobody in the whole of RWBY canon has any proof of that, and their assumption might just be slightly off.

Dumb idea.


Salem put a curse on all silver eyes warriors some time in the past to hopefully either make them less effective hunters or even keep them from the profession entirely.

She cursed them all with hyper fixation. Which yeah the curse definitely bound itself to the silver eyes trait. It bound itself so well she can't undo the curse.

Which really sucks for her because they all keep hyper fixating on stuff that's breaking her stuff and ruining her plans!

She was trying to get them obsessed with trains or stamps or something.

Not shit like dust mixture ratios for bombs and bullets!

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Maybe my idea is why the curse didn't go right, because the GoD is the origin, not the GoL like even Salem herself thought (from her pov the Silver Eyed Warriors just kinda showed up one day, maybe even all over Remnant without explenation, and like everyone else her assumption was somewhat off, leading to unintended consiquenses of her curse and it backfiring on her hard).

 

[AndrewJTalon]

A bit more of a comedic/dramatic Halloween idea... Jaune transforms into a human/Grimm hybrid with enhanced strength, speed, tentacles, etc. He has no idea how, or why.

It turns out that Nick Arc is in fact the son of Oz and Salem (They hooked up a few years back, as they still do because their relationship is so toxic it makes Chernobyl look like Three Mile Island). This explains why Nick is so insanely durable and why he never discovered his Semblance: His Grimm side combined with his powerful Aura made him a human tank. So he didn't need to find out.

This of course is rather concerning. Ironwood wants to take the whole Arc Clan into custody, Ozpin is against it as Nick and his children are his family, and Salem is shocked that her child actually is a perfect fusion of human and Grimm-Previous times this happened, the child was pure human and she just dropped them in orphanages to keep them away from her.

Jaune himself and his friends no doubt have some... Thoughts.

Blake: "T-Tentacles..."

Pyrrha: "Tentacles?"

Yang: "Tentacles~..."

Jaune: "Guys? Can we focus?!"

And with his parents...

Jaune: "MOM! Did you know?!"

Isabel: "Of course I knew! Your father told and showed me before we got married! I was scared at first but he told me he had no idea why he was this way! I've studied him and all of you for years but none of you showed any signs of Grimm hybridization until now! Not even Tangy and she's bloodthirsty!"

With Nick and Ozpin...

Ozpin: "I'm sorry I didn't tell you sooner, Nick. I'm sorry I lied. I'm sorry you had to suffer that orphanage, growing up alone... I have made more mistakes than any other man... But these are the worst ones I have made. I won't ask your forgiveness-"

Nick: "But I do forgive you, Dad!"

Ozpin: "What?"

Nick: "Look, maybe I'm dumb but I'm not that dumb. I get it. And while my life was hard, it taught me what really mattered: Love, family, friendship. And you have a very heavy burden, Dad. I understand that... And while I'm not happy I had to go through all that, I am happy you didn't abandon me because you hated me or discarded me, you just didn't know. And you're very sad because of the right reasons. That means you're a good man, who had to make terrible decisions... And I can forgive that."

Ozpin: Holds back tears "... I do not deserve a son like you..."

And with Salem...

Salem: "Wait... This means... GRANDBABIES!"

 

[AndrewJTalon]

This also means all of Jaune's sisters are also Human/Grimm hybrids which has some fun possibilities.

Aqua: *Has transformed into a hauntingly beautiful Grimm/human hybrid, resembling a dark goddess... While she sobs* "KAZUMMMAAAAAA! OH, THEY SAID I WAS A HORRIBLE MONSTER! I PAID FOR THE WINE AND EVERYTHING BUT THEY STILL WANT TO DESTROY ME! KAZUMMMAAAAA!"

Kazuma: "... Huh. Okay, so I am into Grimm monster girls... Good to know, I guess..."

Tangy... Well...

Koenig; "Uh... Visha? You notice anything unusual about the Major?"

Visha: "Hmmm?" Looks over at Tangy... Who is demolishing several White Fang members as a human/Grimm hybrid, roaring like a furious monster as she slices them apart with her claws "... I think she did something new with her hair?"

Neummann: *deadpan* "Yes, that must be it."

Lilac... Well she's basically if Fluttershy and Belldandy did the fusion dance. Sooo...

Lilac: Singing a lovely song while doing chores... While several Grimm all help her out. Beowulves pick up trash, Grimm Racoons put away the dishes, an Ursa hangs out the laundry...

Lilac: Sees some staring children, beams, and waves "Hello Tom, Huck, Susan! How are you today?"

Huck: "... Fiiiine, Miss Lilac?"

Lilac: "Oh wonderful!"

Tom: "Do you need help Miss Lilac? With... Those Grimm?"

Lilac: "Not at all! They're very well behaved today!"