[RWBY] RWBY Shorts

[AndrewJTalon]

Ruby Rose sat on the bus, blindfolded, her arms crossed over her chest. She had been pouting through it from the moment Jaune had asked her to go with him and put it on.

"Are we there yet?" Ruby asked.

"Almost," Jaune said reassuringly, squeezing her hand. Ruby sighed heavily.

"I mean, I'm glad you're taking me out somewhere. Especially given your fiances," Ruby grumbled.

"Fake fiances," Jaune sighed. Ruby scowled.

"Don't seem so fake to me," she grumbled. Jaune sighed. The bus finally came to a stop, and Jaune took her hand.

"I know, I know, "Jaune said, "It's a big mess. I don't know why everyone's gone crazy."

"UGH!" Ruby huffed, stomping her foot even as they went down the steps, "You're so unfair, you know?"

"Unfair?" Jaune asked, confused. Ruby huffed as they stood on a street, the sounds of traffic and pedestrian traffic filling her ears.

"Yeah! You-You stupid super Aura badass family line harem having jerk! I'm your best friend and you just keep doing all this stupid junk! Even Granny paid more attention to Yang over me cause you're engaged! So whatever you're doing to win me back had better be super, super good-!"

Jaune pulled her blindfold off. Ruby stared at the large sign before her.

FORT CELLIWIG: VALEAN DEFENSE FORCE BASE

Underneath this was:

WELCOMES THE ARMAMENT EXPOSITION OF REMNANT

Ruby looked over: The gates to the base were open, the guards checking a wave of people of all shapes and sizes walking in. Kids laughing happily with their parents, soldiers, teenagers… And beyond the gates, the base. Full of military aircraft, vehicles, and stands full of weapons.

Ruby slowly turned back to Jaune. He smiled and handed over a ticket badge. He held up his own.

"Full weekend passes," Jaune said with a grin. Ruby gaped, slowly taking the badge into her trembling hands. "Just us together. What do you say, Crater Face?"

Ruby sucked in a deep breath… And then squealed.

"HEEEEE! JAUNE!" She hugged him tightly, her arms tight around his neck. "I LOVE YOU!"

"URK! Heh… I love you too, Ruby," Jaune said, hugging her back happily. "Let's go!"

And that's the preview. There will be another Arc family member too. But the sisters are the main focus.

 

[trashtaker]

Another one bites the dust

 

[Dragon Bob]

Hey now, that's his family he's surrounded by.

Click to shrink...

Fun fact, Nicola Tesla tried to marry a pigeon. The man went insane later in life. Scammed the government into paying him to build a death ready.

Also, Crows are smart. Like really smart, to the point they teach their kids about potential threats, if a man bothers Crows enough for a while then leaves for 30 years before coming back, the Crows will attack that man.
So now I have the image of Qrow somehow joining a murder, and whole generations of Crows knowing about their weird uncle who talks funny but can get the best food.
The real secret to his success, an army of birds who help their uncle. Once he brings up his human nieces both Yang and Ruby are always followed by at least one Crow. The crows also bully Tai.

 

[SharkCultist]

So now I have the image of Qrow somehow joining a murder, and whole generations of Crows knowing about their weird uncle who talks funny but can get the best food.
The real secret to his success, an army of birds who help their uncle. Once he brings up his human nieces both Yang and Ruby are always followed by at least one Crow. The crows also bully Tai.

Click to shrink...

Qrow: hey Tai did you know magic is passed down as a dominant trait through male users bloodline?

Tai: I don't like where this is going.

Qrow: gonnagohuntaevilchristmascakehavefunbabysittingbye.

*A bird lands on top of Tais head and turns into a girl. Many more follow*

Birb girls: uncle! Uncle!

Tai: shit.

Birb girls: shit! Shit!