Cu-nosuba: God’s Blessing on This Lancer’s Holy Grail War!

Sliverhero · Feb 1, 2026

Had a thought what if what ever shirou did ends up making kazuma a beast of humanity and taking the completed role of a certain angry Mango.

Davos · Feb 1, 2026

alextheconqueror said:
I mean, why wouldn't he

She deserved it though

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The different format threw me off for a bit.

As for the screaming, it is not an origin bullet, just sheer rage at dying to Shirou. I'll make it more obvious in the next chapter.

As for Karna not using his np against Vlad...I should say he did not expect to fight the vampire of legend and that being in the garden he was weakened...but I'll just admit I forgot his np and that having him at full strength would make most any attempt of a threat appearing be non existent.

Sliverhero · Feb 1, 2026

The different format threw me off for a bit.

As for the screaming, it is not an origin bullet, just sheer rage at dying to Shirou. I'll make it more obvious in the next chapter.

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A pissed off Kazuma is going to lock in, as an example when he was fully drunk, and doesnt have to listen to his doubts he was able to take out and capture a fully grown Rookie Killer. Where by his own stats and abilites anyone else would have died.
So now a raged filled Kazuma is going to go after shirou and even that fight is going to give Gil whip lash.
Also here is something else Kazuma does figure out how to Teleport out and into the afterlife as shown in the final volume of Konosuba. He does it to visit Eris and it doesnt seem to cost much mana.

As for Karna not using his np against Vlad...I should say he did not expect to fight the vampire of legend and that being in the garden he was weakened...but I'll just admit I forgot his np and that having him at full strength would make most any attempt of a threat appearing be non existent.
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It is an Mana hog you could say he sense something and didn't want to be weaken if if it came.

alextheconqueror · Feb 1, 2026

Davos said:
The different format threw me off for a bit.

It was mostly a mishap when I was writing And usually copy paste the start and end of the quotes to make it more easy to understand what I mean but sometimes I make mistakes so that's it

Davos said:
As for the screaming, it is not an origin bullet, just sheer rage at dying to Shirou. I'll make it more obvious in the next chapter.

Oh thank god I was worried, now let's wait for Aqua to revive him and Kazuma to lock in, this will be good

Davos said:
As for Karna not using his np against Vlad...I should say he did not expect to fight the vampire of legend and that being in the garden he was weakened...but I'll just admit I forgot his np and that having him at full strength would make most any attempt of a threat appearing be non existent.

Let's just say he forgot in a complete Konosuba fashion

alextheconqueror · Feb 1, 2026

@Davos solved the problems(I think) should be more easy to read now

Davos · Feb 1, 2026

alextheconqueror said:
@Davos solved the problems(I think) should be more easy to read now

Thank you. Was still able to read, just surprised after the prior comments.

alextheconqueror · Feb 1, 2026

Davos said:
Thank you. Was still able to read, just surprised after the prior comments.

No worries, happens to me a lot, should see when I try to make challenges in the Chaos Gacha thread, there's some time since I did the last one now that I think about it

Davos · Feb 1, 2026

alextheconqueror said:
No worries, happens to me a lot, should see when I try to make challenges in the Chaos Gacha thread, there's some time since I did the last one now that I think about it

What is this chaos gacha? A fic?

alextheconqueror · Feb 1, 2026

Davos said:
What is this chaos gacha? A fic?

It's more of a supplement for writting, basically you make your MC complete tasks or feats and then roll the ticket they get from that feat(Scaled by how difficult or impressive the feat is), there's this site the creator of Chaos gacha made to roll the tickets and it has a lot of things and it also have some customization, for example you can toggle the options like only having tech based powers and items or classic familiars(no human sapience ones) and pg 13(no lewds), there's also the curses that you can roll and inflict on your MC at the start for more tickets at the start and have a problem that your MC needs to solve
Basically like Wiki warrior or the celestial system but more easy to deal with

Davos · Feb 2, 2026

alextheconqueror said:
It's more of a supplement for writting, basically you make your MC complete tasks or feats and then roll the ticket they get from that feat(Scaled by how difficult or impressive the feat is), there's this site the creator of Chaos gacha made to roll the tickets and it has a lot of things and it also have some customization, for example you can toggle the options like only having tech based powers and items or classic familiars(no human sapience ones) and pg 13(no lewds), there's also the curses that you can roll and inflict on your MC at the start for more tickets at the start and have a problem that your MC needs to solve
Basically like Wiki warrior or the celestial system but more easy to deal with

Neat. sorry for late reply, went to work.

alextheconqueror · Feb 2, 2026

Davos said:
Neat. sorry for late reply, went to work.

As I said don't worry, rl comes first
But let me tell you the most fun part of the Chaos Gacha is the randomness, sometimes you have something planned but the gacha have other idea, sometimes it feels sentient like two Shinji SI using CG, one literally hadn't luck in getting any power up until he got the Uchiha trait and the other was on the path of "Unga bunga Imma punch ya"
I had some pretty thematically builds myself, just didn't made them stories yet

Davos · Feb 3, 2026

"Who the Hell are you?!" Aqua shouts while kneeling at Kazuma's corpse.

"I'm a hero of justice." Emiya says while looking at an enraged Emiya before loud noises above gets him looking up.

"What kind of terrible hero sneaks up on people and shoots them before they can react?! Wait, that's something Kazuma would do…" Aqua says, making Shirou point his gun at her, eliciting a cry.

"Don't compare me to-" He stops when he hears the other Emiya say the same words.

He shakes his head as screams and thrashing is heard above.

'Nothing for me to worry about up there…Got Rin, Setanta, and…myself to contend w-' Shirou's thoughts stop when a dozen golems look at him with red eyes, a small girl in a big hat glaring at him with even more crimson eyes next to a helmeted man chewing menacingly. He looks over and sees Cu Chulainn approach alongside a half naked muscular man and a shapely blonde in slightly skimpy black robes, all of them cracking their knuckles. Near them is a familiar looking blonde in red with a sword and a biker loading a shotgun. Rin approaches with a raised, glowing hand.

A foppish looking man writes in the distance.

He feels a tugging on his sleeve. Looking down he sees a white haired girl looking at him with tiny eyes while sharpening two knives against each other with bizarre alacrity.

"W-when did you get-"

"We're going to kill you." She says.

"…You remind me of Illya on that one night…" Shirou mutters before dropping a few canisters from his sleeve and closing his eyes.

===

"Send me back!" Kazuma shouts.

"No!" Alaya shouts back.

"That is not your decision to make! This is my domain Alaya and-"

"Eris, send him back!" Aqua shouts from above.

"Lady Aqua! You're undermining my authority again!"

"We don't have your time for your pretend authority! Kazuma was shot in the head and there is a very short window of time for revival!"

"No! I want him dead and he deserves it! Do you have any idea what he caused?! And he insulted me!"

"He insults everybody, you're not special!"

"What the Hell Aqua?!" Kazuma and Alaya ask at the same time.

"It's true! Now get you're dumb ass back here!"

"Who are you to call me a dumb ass?!" Kazuma shouts while floating back when he hears odd and familiar words.

"My will cweates your body, and your sword cweates my dewstiny…"

===

Gilgamesh fires more spears and swords, carrying an ever groaning Artoria. His weapons are shot back at him with increased intensity.

"Ha…ha…ha…" Lancelot makes a note of uttering while looking at Gilgamesh.

"You mad mongrel…You dare taunt me?!" Gilgamesh says, eliciting a howling laugh before Lancelot charges forward, side stepping both Medea's and Semiramis' barrage. He almost gets close to cleave Gilgamesh and Artoria when golden chains loop around his neck.

"Hmph…A truly unpleasant surprise, but even you cannot break this chain. It is too good a leash for-" The crack of bone as Lancelot's neck and torso breaks in unnatural angles silence Gilgamesh as Lancelot contorts out of the chains before kicking both kings into a wall.

"O Lord-" Jeanne starts before a blackened hand cups her mouth. She glares at the enrage knight, her eye becoming yellow as she scowls.

Then they return to their normal blue as she smiles under his palm.

Even in his unending rage this makes Lancelot pause, a memory threatening to resurface.

The memory rises when Jeanne bites down on his hand, eliciting a new type of howl as armor is crunched before he shakes his hand, desperate to remove the biting Saint.

"…What in the Lord's name…?" Shirou mutters as he gets up from Semiramis' fluffy pillow of a beast.

===

Young Shirou takes the chance from the flash bang to run for the stairs, only for them to become golems and stare him down.

'Alaya, why aren't you teleporting me out?' Shirou thinks at her.

'Well…few reasons…one, you still need to kill Mordred.'

'I killed her Master, Kazuma, she won't be around for long!'

'Kazuma's not her Master, Kairi is! He's the older buff guy in a leather jacket with a shotgun!'

'…I could really have used that info before making myself known! You really suck at briefings…How has humanity survived this long?'

'I know, but you don't have to be mean about it! Also, Kazuma's not staying dead…But I got a plan for that!'

'The Hell you mean he's not staying- Oh, I like this plan~.' Shirou thinks with a smile.

Kazuma sits up with a gasp. After calming down he stands up and freezes at the sight to his left.

Another Kazuma with an exceptionally red robin on his head.

"Who the Hell are you?!"

"I'm you, but from the legend of Avain-lon." Kazuma says as the Robin extends a wing, showing three somehow redder command seals on its wing.

"He has mwany titles…All Father of Avians, Lord of the River, Robbing Hood, and Decrier of villians, be they mortal or divine!"

"And you are…?"

"I am Mordred, child of Queen Ewlizabeth, commanded by Alwaya to summon you and save bird kind!"

'…Think I like bird version better…' Kazuma thinks.

"Surrender now, lest you wish your stained legacy to be further ruined in the gaze of the stars!" Shakespeare shouts.

Shirou pulls out a rocket launcher, making Shakespeare pale.

"I'll show you stars."

"Kit al BAR!" Megumin shouts and the floor under Shirou's feet rises suddenly, making him fall from the now vertical level to the earth below and to certain death.

Until a griffon with a certain pink haired Rider appears and catches him.

"Why are you saving him?" Cu and Emiya shout at the same time.

"Long story, but sorry!" Astolfo says as he rides away, arrows and thrown knives trailing after him until he gets further away.

"…Not that I am ungrateful miss, but why did you rescue me?" Shirou asks.

"I did it as a favor to a friend. You'll meet her in a minute. Also, not a miss."

"…In that outfit?"

"I'm French and eccentric! I also like making people mistakenly think I'm a girl after helping a pal out with this."

"…That is kind of evil…"

"Yeah, but it's a fun and a harmless kind of evil!" Astolfo says before they near the garden again, a trio of dangerously clad women waiting there. One is in a skin tight suit, the other in a suit of armor with a fair amount of holes in it, and the red head is in a trench coat.

"Oh thank goodness you're safe!" Ritsuka says.

"…Wait, weren't you at the fight in Fuyuki? Why are you saving me?"

"Eh…its better I don't tell you. Just take this thing and fly down to safety!" Ritsuka says, gesturing to an odd glider.

A bolt falls off.

"…I think I'm safer staying here until my connection comes back instead of using that. Besides, I apparently still got a job to do."

"I do not blame you…that 'genius' didn't even want to test it herself." Scathach says with a grin as a radio crackles to life.

"I heard that!"

"Good." Scathach says before turning off the radio.

"We'll do the job for you." Ritsuka says quickly.

"…Thanks? But I can't really ask you to do that. I have to kill a Saber, and she is with a bunch of other Servants, including Cu Chulainn and …" Shirou trails off when Scathach smiles at him while spinning her spear.

"L-Lady Scathach…" Mash trails off and Scathach sighs.

"It is simply far too dangerous for you here. There are multiple Servants here, including a Grand Berserker with a self sufficient spirit core like a Caster, two increasingly stressed Rulers, and the King of Heroes, a notoriously-"

"Gilgamesh is here?!" Shirou asks, cutting off Ritsuka.

"Yes but why does that-"

"Lurk." Shirou says and he vanishes.

"…Mash…"

"The condition is still glowing…" Mash says and Ritsuka pales.

'I didn't think his lack of self preservation extended into his youth!'

===

Cracks appear under their feet again.

"…You seriously took more foundation?" Both Kazuma's ask.

"To be fair, there wasn't much else in the area to take from." Avicebron says as Megumin hides under her hat.

'Note to self…take Rule Breaker later~.' Rin thinks behind a neutral face.

The floor falls under them, this time to the outside of the castle and down to Romania.

Then a few seconds after they descend, they find themselves against the ground, ropes and thousands of flapping wings making them ascend again.

===

"You don't appear injured…Why are you not helping after being thrown here Ruler?" Shirou the priest asks as he checks himself for injuries.

"I was going to, but then I recalled a few very important pieces of information." Jeanne says while leaning against a far wall.

"Those being?"

"Lancelot has no ill will towards me, and will not pursue me after I bit him. I have no love Artoria after everything, and know Lancelot will simply kill her…as for Gilgamesh, do I really need to explain?"

"What about your role as the Ruler in this war?"

"I think I'm out of that role after Medea made me her servant."

"…What?" Shirou asks in abject shock.

"Her Noble Phantasm does that. She also took my Command Seals over the other Servants."

"…What?" He asks again as Lancelot punches Gilgamesh in the face, making him drop Artoria, who Lancelot grabs and throws into a section of wall near Jeanne and Shirou.

"We should probably move." Jeanne says, only stopping when she hears an odd whistling. Looking over she sees it is coming from Artoria's missing teeth as she breathes heavily.

Jeanne walks back and stands over Artoria with the biggest grin. She then whistles while maintaining eye contact.

"…You call yourself a Saint?" Shirou asks as Artoria groans while trying to sit up.

Gilgamesh pulls out his sword.

"Now you will perith mongrel!"

Artoria groans with wide eyes.

'No…It can't be…Then that would mean…!'

"Enuma…Elith!" Gilgamesh shouts, his swords maelstrom of an attack dissipating, which makes Gilgamesh freeze long enough to get kicked across the room. He pulls himself out of the hole, leaning against it for support.

"How did that mongrel…stop my ultimate attack? Can he now suppress Noble Phantasms?"

Artoria gasps a groan while falling down onto her back.

'Oh God, it wasn't Lancelot's new state that prevented me from using Excalibur, it was the missing tooth from the Morgan impersonator! Oh God I'm a tyrannical idiot just like Gilgamesh, missing tooth and all…Oh God I'm like Gilgamesh!" Artoria stiffens and lies weakly as Lancelot approaches. He raises his blade and points it not at the prone and helpless via mental and physical cracks Artoria.

But at Jeanne.

"Ar….thur!"

"Are you blind? I am not Artoria Pendragon, I am-"

"L….iar!" Lancelot shouts before starting to hack and slash at Jeanne.

"You unbelievable-! Are you as blind as you are enraged, you pitiful excuse of a man?! I cannot believe you are part French! You are a disgrace to both nations you dullard of a lothario!" Jeanne shouts at pushing back Lancelot a moment.

"Too late…to seek my forgiveness…ArRtTtthurR!"

'…What is your luck stat Jeanne?' Leticia asks.

'I do not know, but considering I was burned at the stake in life by the people I helped, am being mistaken for an Englishwoman half my size, and lost one of, if not THE defining characteristics of my class to a perverted witch, I'm guessing E!'

Shirou Amakusa pulls out a handful of blades.

"…So it is you Ruler. I never expected to see you again after all these years." Darnic says while pulling out his saber, his nicked and worn Luger in his other hand.

"What…the Hell?" Semiramis says, foregoing another attack on Lancelot when she sees a floor of her Garden ascending to the sky.

===

"What…the Hell?" Ritsuka mutters upon seeing the large hall section of marble take to the air with thousands of birds pulling it via ropes.

===

"…What the Hell?" Kazuma asks as a blade is pressed once more into his neck by a blonde woman.

This time it is not Mordred.

"Are you…A Saber?" MHX asks as a dozen birds land on her shoulders, pointing blades at her.

"Oh my God…It's really happening…Wait…could the golems…?" MHX mutters with a shaking voice.

"I'm a Caster." Servant Kazuma says.

"How are you a Caster? You're not a mage!"

"Neither are they." Servant Kazuma says, gesturing to Avicebron and Shakespeare.

"Fair point…but why do the birds have tiny swords?"

"We also have spears and bwows!"

"Oh thank God…That makes everything better!" MHX says while pulling her sword back.

'And I thought the other blonde in blue had issues…' Kazuma thinks as they rise further, now seeing Lancelot fighting Jeanne. He was going to tell the birds to ignore that until he saw a certain murderous red head appear.

He looks around the room and sees Gilgamesh near a cracked wall on the other side of the room.

"Oh no…"

===

"Thirou? Ith that you?"

"Yes it…is? Why are you speaking like that?"

Gilgamesh responds by showing his missing teeth and gesturing to the enraged Lancelot fighting Jeanne.

After a moment they both look at the other and nod.

Chains wrap around Medea, pinning her arms to herself as she is bought over to Shirou. He takes her Rule Breaker and Gilgamesh makes the chains whip out, sending Medea flying out of the room.

Before she can reorient herself to fly, she finds herself caught.

Looking up she sees a green haired young man smiling at her.

Medea scowls.

"…He is trustworthy Medea…mostly." Atalanta says, still in her beastly attire.

"I see…" Medea says, while looking away.

"Did you really have to add the 'mostly' at the end, big sis?" Achilles asks while also looking away.

"We have a bigger problem than their wandering eyes." Servant Kazuma says.

"My eyes weren't wandering!" Medea and Achilles say at the same time.

"That's…a lie…." Karna says from Chiron's back, making Atalanta open mouthed before staring at them both.

"Look damn it!" Kazuma points and they see Shirou approaching Gilgamesh with Rule Breaker.

"Wait, why isn't the priest stopping this?" Aqua asks.

"How could he stop this?" Rin asks, expecting a dumb answer as the platform descends for them rejoin the fray.

"Because he has Command Seals over Gilly…and a lot of other Servants actually."

"How do you know that?" Achilles asks, hoping it'll distract Atalanta.

"I can see the mana connections between Master's and Servants, and he has a lot of connections." Aqua says, shocking them all.

"Snipe!" Kazuma says as he shoots an arrow at Shirou. Shirou shoots it out of the sky.

"Greater Snipe!" Servant Kazuma says, now being shot out by Gilgamesh before Gilgamesh is stabbed by Shirou.

"By my Command Seal, regrow your missing teeth!" Shirou shouts and Gilgamesh grunts as two new teeth appear, a bit of blood going down his chin before he laughs heartily, his robes changing into armor, different from the golden set he had back in Fuyuki, a sword appearing on his hip now.

MHX gnaws on her own lips.

"This disgusting energy…it can only mean one thing…"

===

"Bad news Senpai, another condition!"

"W-which one?"

"A Servant has changed classes!"

"…At least we still got two more for that condition left…"

===

"You've become a foul Saber!" MHX shouts, both blades drawn.

"Hardly, you alien invader." Gilgamesh answers back while running a gloved finger over his teeth,

"I come in peace!"

"I am the ultimate Saber, the pinnacle of lethality and honor."

"Menteuse!" Jeanne shouts.

"C'est 'Menteur, pas Mentuse.' Gilgamesh answers back, making Jeanne stutter a moment, long enough to be grabbed by the neck and thrown over to the motley crew of Servants and Masters. She sits back up and freezes at seeing two Kazuma's.

"What is…"

"Long story short, I died, got summoned as a Servant the same time I was revived." Kazuma says.

'…It's a sign!'

'No it isn't Jeanne!'

Semiramis studies the room a moment and raises a hand, ready to fill most of the room with toxic smoke when she feels steel at her neck.

"I wouldn't do whatever you are planning you foul Caster." Kojiro says.

"I am not a Caster! I am an Assassin Servant like you!"

"I am no longer Assassin. Through unconventional means I shall not disclose, I have once more reached my full abilities. I have become a Saber!" Kojiro shouts, making MHX's eyes go vacant.

"Traitor…" She says while bringing out a small screen and tapping on it rapidly. Both Kazuma's grab her wrists.

"What are you doing? It's making our danger senses going berserk."

"This castle is contaminated. I am calling down a neo nuke to eradicate it."

"My Garden is safe! At least before you people came here!"

"Then how do you explain this spread of Sabers!?" MHX shouts.

"This is not the-"

Musashi enters the room, her hair down as she yawns, her attire slightly dishelved.

"I'm surprised you're awake already."

"Couldn't really sleep with all the noise…" Musashi says while giving a thumbs up to Fergus. He returns it as MHX pales further.

"By the Servant verse…why didn't I realize sooner…Saber-ism is an STD!"

===

"Another class conversion!"

"Already?!" Ritsuka and Scathach ask at the same time.

"That just leaves one more…"

"How is it going this quickly…?"

===

"I've forgotten how amusing this can be…But I think it is time I finish this…Heh…Never thought I would relish being able to say words with an 'S' again."

"Heh…" Kazuma says, making Gilgamesh tilt his head.

"Something to say, mongrel?"

"Did you forget who is here?" He says before gesturing to Aqua.

Or at least where she was standing.

"…Shame. You're no longer amusing."

"W-wait, where did she-"

"Break Spell!" Aqua says, making Gilgamesh shiver.

"What are you doing you church destroying heathen!?" Shirou the priest asks, winded, bloodied, and tired.

"I'm no heathen, I'm a Goddess!" Aqua shouts as Darnic also looks on in confusion in a similar state as the priest before his skin starts to tighten around his face and body, wrinkles showing everywhere.

"W-what?!"

"You had an odd curse on you so I broke it for you! No need to thank me!"

"You wretch! That curse was keeping me alive!" Darnic shouts before his flesh starts vanishing, his eyes soon following, and becoming a skeleton pile in clothes.

"Oh…Uh…I'll tell Eris about you?" Aqua says to the skeleton pile.

"..I waited and followed him for nearly a century to kill him…" Shirou says.

"Oh, in that case he's dead now so it's all good! No need to thank me!" Aqua says, making Shirou's eye twitch before the white part becomes blood red as man surges around him.

"J-Jeanne, you can read Servant information right? What is happening to-" Kazuma starts but stops when he hears something land on Jeanne. Looking over he sees the Saint holding a familiar package of pink condoms.

'…Those things are durable to take being thrown by a Servant.' Kazuma thinks, growing further confused when Jeanne smiles.

'It IS a sign!' She thinks before shaking her head and looking at the priest.

"I…don't know what class he is now…" Jeanne says as Shirou pulls out a katana.

"I will have vengeance."

===

Ritsuka, Mash, and Scathach finally arrive as the condition box becomes marked off. They look around the room, taking note of the various people.

Ritsuka looks at Kazuma, and Kazuma looks at her.

'…The speed of this Singularity makes a lot more sense now…'

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"…I thought you could read a Servant's class?" Kairi asks while Shirou the avenging priest steps closer to Aqua, making her step back.

"Like so many other things in this Grail War, there are exceptions to the norm." Jeanne says while stealthily pocketing the condoms. Leticia notices and judges Jeanne.

'…You seriously cannot believe that is a sign…'

'So if Sieg was here, you wouldn't be calling this a sign?' Jeanne thinks back and Leticia remains quiet.

"T-Turn Undead!" Aqua shouts, trying and failing to purify Shirou the priest.

"Just when I think you cannot offend me more, you try to cleanse me like a ghost…"

"C-can someone help? He's reminding me of Vlad…" Aqua stammers.

"Impalement would be a fitting death for you." Shirou says, making Aqua warble.

Lancelot looks up at Semiramis.

"…Why are you-"

"ARTHURRRRR!" Lancelot shouts while jumping towards Semiramis. She produces a shield of scales, saving herself from being skewered but becomes knocked back. Kojiro slashes at Lancelot.

"Foul knight gone mad…I shall be the one who will kills Casters, not you!" Kojiro shouts, making Kazuma pale.

"I am not…"

'…I don't think I did anything to him…' Servant Kazuma thinks.

"Arth….thuRRRR!" He shouts before going after Kojiro, only to have his blade stopped by another.

"You will not stop him from killing Casters!"

'I know I did nothing to her! What the Hell?!'

"What the Hell Musashi!?" Medea shouts.

"Sorry, but priorities have changed! Nothing personal! Still love the outfits!" Musashi says before ducking a wild slash.

"She was the one that gave you that outfit?!" Kojiro asks before he changes targets and goes after Lancelot, fighting in tandem with Musashi now.

"…I grow wary, and do not want to give that blue thing a chance to ruin the world again, especially while I and Shirou are still in it. Enuma-" A red spear flying for his head stops Gilgamesh. Scathach makes another one appear as she approaches him. Cu Chulainn and Fergus consider joining her, but then they see her smile.

They stand back with a shiver.

"You may not be blonde, but I am sure I can find a use for you." Gilgamesh says, making spears appear behind the smiling Scathach.

Mash blocks Shirou the priest's sword from hitting a crying Aqua.

Darkness looks around, torn where to go.

Ritsuka walks over to Kazuma and looks at him flatly.

"…What happened and…why are there two of you?"

"Alaya summoned me here without consent and I did not take well to it. She did not take well to that and had Emiya kill me. I got revived and summoned by birds at the same time." Kazuma says, making Ritsuka look at the tanned man in red before looking at the robin on Servant Kazuma's head.

"The other Emiya, the younger one I want to kill." Kazuma adds.

"Us too." Jack says.

"Same." Darkness and Megumin say.

Cu looks at the red headed man afar, weighing his chance of success at using his current Noble Phantasm.

"…I don't suppose you'll listen to reason about not killing Shirou?" Ritsuka asks.

"He won't leave me alone, and why are you defending him when he has become a major threat with blondy over there?"

"…Long story, but he absolutely cannot die, it'll lead to the end of the world."

"She's right." Alaya says, speaking from a newly formed rip.

"I don't trust a thing you say."

"Even after how the concept made a new race and the entirety of humanity go commando?!" Alaya asks, making Kairi, Cu, and Kazuma groan when they recall the woman that one day.

"…Regardless of your…strained view of each other, look at this." Ritsuka says, and shows Kazuma the conditions for the singularity as combat rings around them.

Kazuma pales at seeing some of the conditions.

"I assume you're paling because you caused these to happen?"

"…Not…directly and not all of them I think…wait, what is with this one? 'Humanity gets F_ _ _ _ _ 'd."

"Sometimes the message gets messed up and it appears like a hangman puzzle. It's usually fairly obvious, but sometimes it's odd."

"Not surprising with Alaya's usual competency."

"That is not my fault!"

"…It is plausible though. You did have me attempt Pac-Man during this briefing." Emiya the Counter Guardian says before kicking a grenade from his younger self to the side.

"That was different! That had logic because it was made by a Japanese company, Pac- Man usually dies, and Kazuma is a Japanese guy who has to die!" Alaya says, prompting them to look at her blankly a moment before turning back to each other.

"…How did humanity not go extinct?" Rin asks.

"The learning curve is steep sometimes…" Emiya says.

Fergus continues looking into the rip.

Mash continues deflecting each blow from Shirou the priest, until he steps back and raises his arms to the sides, a massive amount of mana appearing in his palm.

"Big Crunch!" He shouts, catching Mash off guard and sending both her and Aqua flying and falling to the ground. Ritsuka runs over to a ledge, ready to use a command seal until she sees them both caught on a griffon, Aqua behind the rider, and Mash sitting side saddle in his lap.

"Thank you…ma'am…" Aqua gets out.

"No need to thank me…and I'm a guy."

"In that outfit?" Aqua asks.

"…He is a guy…" Mash warbles out with a blush and a wide eye visible from under her bangs as Astolfo continues smiling a goofy grin while scratching the back of his head.

"I mean…you're pretty and literally dropped in my lap. Still sorry about that though. Would a drink later help?"

===

Gudao sits strait up from the infirmary bed, some bandages loosening. A pink haired nurse with a grip of steel stops him from getting up.

"Halt. You need rest."

"…But I feel something terrible has happened."

"Regardless, you are still going to rest…even if I have to bring out the big needle."

Gudao lays back down, pale at the threat he does not know.

===

Shirou the priest shakes his arm a moment before locking onto Rin.

"…Is this for getting her to flood your-"

"Yes." The priest says, now holding a fistful of daggers, making Rin recall a core memory.

"…You may not be the right Kirei, but I'll enjoy kicking your ass~."

Rin's grin falls when a dozen beasts appear behind the priest robe clad Servant.

"His name is Kirei? He told us it was Shirou."

"I lied after you people kept desecrating my church and thought the name of my step brother would be a better choice for dealings this week!"

"Kotomine Kirei is your step brother?!" Shirou in red shouts.

"Yes!"

"Bout this tall, dark hair, similar voice like this?" Cu says, mimicking Kirei's voice, startling the priest.

"…How do you know that?"

"Because I killed the bastard~." Cu says with a one eyed smirk, now making Shirou forget about Rin as he approaches.

"Do you seriously think you can win even with Semiramis'-"

"By my command seal-" Shirou says, making Kazuma and the others pale when they see his back light up with a dozen seals.

'Figures the guy related to the murdering priest is a threat…'

"Atalanta, Achilles, Karna, kill that Saber in blue and stop his allies!"

Atalanta moves first, sucker punching Medea and making her fall to the ground and quickly apologizing before charging at Cu, her fist making his sword whine.

Chiron intercepts Achilles, their fight a blur of spear, bow, and kicks.

Karna groans angrily and weakly from the ground after Chiron drops him, still in bad shape after being Vlad's weapon.

"You ain't the first boar I killed!" Cu says, making Atalanta grit her teeth and Cu pale when Achilles' thrown spear nearly hits him. Jack lands on Atalanta's shoulder pad.

"Big sis, please don't kill him! He is a good person for the most part!"

"Most part?!"

"Do not call her big sis!" Achilles shouts.

"Why not big brother?" Jack asks, making Achilles freeze before taking a punch to the face.

'He always did have a soft spot for children…I'll let him hit me back for that punch.' Chiron thinks.

"Command Seal Jack…not really able to control myself now!"

The beasts approach before being hit by a dozen pages and soon falling into a tearful sleep, before being encased in marble and stone.

"What?!" Semiramis yells as Shakespeare stands with a big smile and Avicebron with his fists on his hips.

"Did you forget about me, my old Master?" Shakespeare asks.

"…I did actually." Shirou says, instantly deflating the Bard. He throws his handful of church sanctioned swords at Rin, only to have Darkness block them. The next moment Darkness is in front of him and they fight, Shirou grunting as he hits her, and Darkness loving every second of it.

"Stand down…!"

"Never…harder daddy~." Darkness says with a smirk,

"My title is Father! Do not call me that!"

"Or what? You'll actually hurt me~?" Darkness asks with a pant, making Shirou step back, feeling utterly disturbed.

"Darkness, I can't use Explosion while you are near him!"

"You can't use it here, you'll kill us all!" Rin and Kazuma shout at the same time.

"…Damn floating castle…Wait, golems!" Megumin yells, creating a dozen golems as Semiramis summons a dozen beasts, the familiars now ripping each other apart in a stalemate.

"Wait…where is Fergus?!" Rin asks before looking at the rip from Alaya, the sounds of muffled grunts and moans escape from the rip as the circular rip pulsates.

"S-stop this at once~!"

"We can't exactly trust you to your own devices…now can we!" Fergus says from inside the rip, making Kazuma, Rin, Megumin, Emiya, Ritsuka, and Jeanne stare open mouthed.

Rin's Command Seals vanish from her hand.

"What the…?"

Cu laughs loudly, nearly getting eviscerated by Atalanta.

Ritsuka looks at her conditions for the singularity and grimaces with a blush.

The half blank one is fulfilled.

'Worst…singularity…ever…' Ritsuka thinks.

'…Hmmm….' Jeanne thinks.

'Oh my God Jeanne, don't take notes!'

'I mean….it worked for Musashi…'

'I am 90% sure he just doomed humanity.' Leticia thinks as Fiore stands and walks toward Chiron and Achilles.

"M-Master?! What are you-" Chiron stops when he sees Achilles look on in shock as Fiore pulls on Chiron's sleeve. Looking over he sees Fiore looking up at him with a smile and closed eyes.

"A horse is fine too, especially if it is divine~."

Chiron screams as he and Achilles leap back. Fiore continues walking towards them.

'100% sure now.'

Kairi grips Mordred's shoulder, a shudder going through her as she suspects something.

"I know how you can make up for earlier Mordred~."

"…Sorry Master. I know this isn't you…" Mordred says before liver punching him and knocking him to the ground.

===

Down below Fran looks sullenly at a nearby lake before she feels Caelus grip her shoulder. Looking at him she tilts her head at his closed eyes and smile.

'Master? What is the matter? Should we not continue our patrol and-'

"Gordes is back at the castle, and we are alone now…I still recall you coming inside with that unneeded protection." Caelus says in a deeper voice, making Fran blush as he pulls her back to the shed.

===

Inside the village, Sieg hears a concert of smacking through his current home's walls….from houses that are a field away.

"…Are humans normally this loud in their love?...I'm not sure I should ask Miss Jeanne about this…" He says out loud as a knock is heard at the door. He opens it and finds a green haired woman smiling at him with closed eyes.

===

Ritsuka traces the empty space while saying letters.

"Oh my God…Humanity became 'Fergus'd'…" She says with blank eyes.

"How the Hell did that happen?"

"Unions are a bit more literal with spiritual beings like Alaya, leading to her and Fergus becoming one entity…" Gudako says as Rin grabs Kazuma shoulder with closed eyes and a smile.

"Two is fine too~." She says in a deep voice, before devolving into laughter, unable to keep the face up.

"…Glad you're finding this amusing…"

"Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't pull this stunt first~." Rin says between giggles.

Meanwhile above, Musashi and Kojiro find themselves being pushed back by Lancelot.

"…As odd a reunion this has been, I do not mind dying by your side now Musashi…never thought I would say that…" Kojiro says.

"…I have an idea." Musashi says before standing on wobbly legs.

"Your king is in another castle!" Musashi shouts, making Lancelot gasp.

"Musashi, there is no way this will-"

"I cannot believe I did not see this sooner…my King was never this tall and curvy!" Lancelot says before bowing politely and turning to leave.

Artoria resists groaning in annoyance and pain.

"I…uh….how?" Kojiro asks.

"Heard that line from one of Jack's games…And I think my luck is good today." Musashi says before glancing at an empty room before shaking her head.

Lancelot jumps down from the higher floor and calmly walks towards the exit before stopping. He is looking at a heroine with mysterious origins.

"Lancelot?"

"ARTHUUUR!"

"I am nothing like that tyrant!" MHX shouts before parrying Lancelot's attacks.

"LIAR!" Lancelot shouts while gesturing to her lone strand of upward pointing blonde hair.

"That's a Saber face thing, I can't help it! It pokes through steel! It breaks hair clips and gel too!" MHX shouts as she and Lancelot leave the room while fighting.

'…Honestly surprised it didn't happen sooner.' Emiya the Counter Guardian thinks before heading over to where Gilgamesh, his younger self, and the woman with a terrifying smile are fighting.

Mordred lets the blanket over herself and Artoria fall.

"…What are you doing?" Artoria asks from the ground.

"What, you thought he should be your final opponent in this war?"

"…You know what I mean. Am I to believe you are not going to attempt to kill me again? Or are you planning to have the Grail do that?" Artoria says making Mordred look away a moment.

'Surprisingly annoying trying to talk without the 's' letter…'

"That's not my wish for the Grail…"

"A rematch then? I am not… keen on that."

"Not that either, though I wouldn't mind another fight."

"Then what?"

"Another chance to try and prove myself for kingship." Mordred says, making Artoria sit up.

"Wait…a chanthe? Why not juth with to be king?" Artoria asks, glaring when Mordred starts giggling.

"Sorry, I just can't get used to you with a lisp…oh that reminds me!" Mordred hands Artoria a cup of filled with ice that has two teeth in it.

"…That'th not how teeth work."

"I know but I thought Servant teeth would be different." Mordred says and Artoria ponders it a moment.

"…Worth a thot. Bethides…there are two other perthon here other than Kathuma that would annoy me to leave alone."

"The mother from another land?" Mordred asks with a grin.

Artoria nods and tries to get up.

"Hold on, I got an idea."

===

"So…Does that mean we'll become Fergus like eventually?" Rin asks Ritsuka.

"I won't. Between my Mystic Code and not being from this timeline means whatever happens to this Alaya won't affect me…not sure about you two."

'Least we'll go out with a bang.' Kazuma thinks before getting slugged in the arm by Rin.

"Why?"

"I know what you were thinking."

"Because you were thinking it too?" Kazuma asks and Rin pouts with red cheeks. Megumin looks on blankly.

"Since you two are from another world I'm sure you'll be safe." Ritsuka says before the radio crackles to life.

"I don't know why you are not using the summoning method. Simply summoning Fergus will separate him from Alaya and reverse her state back to normal."

"How do you know this?" Kazuma asks.

"I'm a genius, the one and only Leonardo Da Vinci!"

'Another he who is a she? Man historians are crap at their job…'

"Also this kind of situation happened before…which makes me wonder why the young Master isn't doing the solution this time."

Gudako remains quiet a moment.

"Well…Summer is just around the corner and…"

"Are you seriously risking a Singularity for bikini Servants?!" Da Vinci shouts.

"That's a thing?!" Kazuma asks.

"Yes, and look who is coming around soon! I have only so many opptrounites for summoning and-"

"I don't care who is coming around, you gambling dumb ass! Do the thing and save us from-" Kazuma stops when he sees the projected blonde in a white and blue frilly one piece suit.

"…Why does she look like me?" Rin asks.

"Long story." Ritsuka says.

"I completely understand, let us find another solution." Kazuma says while looking at the blonde jpeg.

Jeanne maintains a neutral face.

'So he does like blondes…it is a sign!'

'I give up…' Leticia says in Jeanne's head.

'…There's room for Sieg too?' Jeanne offers, making Leticia groan a moment.

'…I'll take it.'

"Hey Kazuma, can you spare some water? Cu is looking a little winded." Mordred asks.

"Sure here you go." He says, filling a bottle with water before realizing it is Mordred. He turns around and sees Mordred tossing the bottle Artoria.

"You traitorous bastard! You sack of crap! You-"

"I talked father into killing someone else!" Mordred says as Artoria drinks the water and putting the teeth in her mouth, grimacing as they are reattached.

"…How?" Rin asks.

"Because she is a lot like my mother aunt." Mordred says while pointing to Semiramis.

"You expect us to believe that?"

"If it helps to convince you I am not planning to kill you yet, I plan to kill you later." Artoria says.

"You're not even going to try and deny planning to kill me?!"

"I would not even believe that myself, so why would I even attempt that lie?"

"…She makes a fair point…" Medea groans from the ground.

"Besides, as I am sure Mordred told you, I have issues with Morgan, and though she is a pale imitation-"

"Excuse me?!"

"She is still a major threat by us simply being in her Noble Phantasm…and it will be amazing killing her…and then Gilgamesh." Artoria says with a smile.

"…I'll take it."

alextheconqueror · Sunday at 12:10 AM

It happened again, should had expected it at this point

Davos said:
"Who the Hell are you?!" Aqua shouts while kneeling at Kazuma's corpse.

"I'm a hero of justice." Emiya says while looking at an enraged Emiya before loud noises above gets him looking up.

"What kind of terrible hero sneaks up on people and shoots them before they can react?! Wait, that's something Kazuma would do…" Aqua says, making Shirou point his gun at her, eliciting a cry.

His father is also similar

Davos said:
"Don't compare me to-" He stops when he hears the other Emiya say the same words.

You don't want to be compared then don't act like him

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'Nothing for me to worry about up there…Got Rin, Setanta, and…myself to contend w-' Shirou's thoughts stop when a dozen golems look at him with red eyes, a small girl in a big hat glaring at him with even more crimson eyes next to a helmeted man chewing menacingly. He looks over and sees Cu Chulainn approach alongside a half naked muscular man and a shapely blonde in slightly skimpy black robes, all of them cracking their knuckles. Near them is a familiar looking blonde in red with a sword and a biker loading a shotgun. Rin approaches with a raised, glowing hand.

Yeah, you made some enemies

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He feels a tugging on his sleeve. Looking down he sees a white haired girl looking at him with tiny eyes while sharpening two knives against each other with bizarre alacrity.

"W-when did you get-"

"We're going to kill you." She says.

"…You remind me of Illya on that one night…" Shirou mutters before dropping a few canisters from his sleeve and closing his eyes.

Murderous lolies, they are the bane of your existence, and the start of my delight hehehe

Davos said:
"Send me back!" Kazuma shouts.

"No!" Alaya shouts back.

Oh, now you don't want him here

Davos said:
"That is not your decision to make! This is my domain Alaya and-"

"Eris, send him back!" Aqua shouts from above.

"Lady Aqua! You're undermining my authority again!"

Like she wouldn't do it

Davos said:
"We don't have your time for your pretend authority! Kazuma was shot in the head and there is a very short window of time for revival!"

Ok, that's a valid reason

Davos said:
"No! I want him dead and he deserves it! Do you have any idea what he caused?! And he insulted me!"

Lady, all of this started because of you, don't act like otherwise

Davos said:
"He insults everybody, you're not special!"

"What the Hell Aqua?!" Kazuma and Alaya ask at the same time.

She isn't wrong though

Davos said:
"It's true! Now get you're dumb ass back here!"

"Who are you to call me a dumb ass?!" Kazuma shouts while floating back when he hears odd and familiar words.

Be called dumb by Aqua, can't be me lol

Davos said:
"My will cweates your body, and your sword cweates my dewstiny…"

Wait a moment, what?

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"Ha…ha…ha…" Lancelot makes a note of uttering while looking at Gilgamesh.

"You mad mongrel…You dare taunt me?!" Gilgamesh says, eliciting a howling laugh before Lancelot charges forward, side stepping both Medea's and Semiramis' barrage. He almost gets close to cleave Gilgamesh and Artoria when golden chains loop around his neck.

That was a taunt?

Davos said:
"Hmph…A truly unpleasant surprise, but even you cannot break this chain. It is too good a leash for-" The crack of bone as Lancelot's neck and torso breaks in unnatural angles silence Gilgamesh as Lancelot contorts out of the chains before kicking both kings into a wall.

Well, he may not be able to break it but he can escape it

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"O Lord-" Jeanne starts before a blackened hand cups her mouth. She glares at the enrage knight, her eye becoming yellow as she scowls.

She is slowly altering, yandere Jeanne when? Because her Lancer self simped for a depressed guy /jk

Davos said:
Then they return to their normal blue as she smiles under his palm.

Even in his unending rage this makes Lancelot pause, a memory threatening to resurface.

The memory rises when Jeanne bites down on his hand, eliciting a new type of howl as armor is crunched before he shakes his hand, desperate to remove the biting Saint.

The Goku tactic, never fails

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"…What in the Lord's name…?" Shirou mutters as he gets up from Semiramis' fluffy pillow of a beast.

I would say I can explain this but no I can't

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'Alaya, why aren't you teleporting me out?' Shirou thinks at her.

Because she sucks?

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'Well…few reasons…one, you still need to kill Mordred.'

'I killed her Master, Kazuma, she won't be around for long!'

'Kazuma's not her Master, Kairi is! He's the older buff guy in a leather jacket with a shotgun!'

Should had asked more questions during the briefing

Davos said:
'…I could really have used that info before making myself known! You really suck at briefings…How has humanity survived this long?'

In spite of her, and probably because of Big G

Davos said:
'I know, but you don't have to be mean about it! Also, Kazuma's not staying dead…But I got a plan for that!'

'The Hell you mean he's not staying- Oh, I like this plan~.' Shirou thinks with a smile.

I don't think I will like this plan

Davos said:
Kazuma sits up with a gasp. After calming down he stands up and freezes at the sight to his left.

Another Kazuma with an exceptionally red robin on his head.

Oh god there's two of them now

Davos said:
"Who the Hell are you?!"

"I'm you, but from the legend of Avain-lon." Kazuma says as the Robin extends a wing, showing three somehow redder command seals on its wing.

I mean, the throne doesn't discriminat against race or where your legend comes

Davos said:
"He has mwany titles…All Father of Avians, Lord of the River, Robbing Hood, and Decrier of villians, be they mortal or divine!"

Oh god they actually make him cooler

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"And you are…?"

"I am Mordred, child of Queen Ewlizabeth, commanded by Alwaya to summon you and save bird kind!"

Mordred is going to have some existential crisis, that or just be envious of her bird version

Davos said:
'…Think I like bird version better…' Kazuma thinks.

Alaya or Mordred, I quite like both

Davos said:
"Surrender now, lest you wish your stained legacy to be further ruined in the gaze of the stars!" Shakespeare shouts.

Go Shakespeare

Davos said:
Shirou pulls out a rocket launcher, making Shakespeare pale.

"I'll show you stars."

No, no NO, you don't deserve to say one liners

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"Kit al BAR!" Megumin shouts and the floor under Shirou's feet rises suddenly, making him fall from the now vertical level to the earth below and to certain death.

Until a griffon with a certain pink haired Rider appears and catches him.

"Why are you saving him?" Cu and Emiya shout at the same time.

"Long story, but sorry!" Astolfo says as he rides away, arrows and thrown knives trailing after him until he gets further away.

If this wasn't necessary I would be angry

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"…Not that I am ungrateful miss, but why did you rescue me?" Shirou asks.

"I did it as a favor to a friend. You'll meet her in a minute. Also, not a miss."

"…In that outfit?"

"I'm French and eccentric! I also like making people mistakenly think I'm a girl after helping a pal out with this."

That's devious, this is why I like you Astolfo

Davos said:
"…That is kind of evil…"

"Yeah, but it's a fun and a harmless kind of evil!" Astolfo says before they near the garden again, a trio of dangerously clad women waiting there. One is in a skin tight suit, the other in a suit of armor with a fair amount of holes in it, and the red head is in a trench coat.

I'm with Astolfo here

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"Oh thank goodness you're safe!" Ritsuka says.

"…Wait, weren't you at the fight in Fuyuki? Why are you saving me?"

"Eh…its better I don't tell you. Just take this thing and fly down to safety!" Ritsuka says, gesturing to an odd glider.

I would hear her if I was you

Davos said:
"…I think I'm safer staying here until my connection comes back instead of using that. Besides, I apparently still got a job to do."

Do you actually trust Alaya?

Davos said:
"I do not blame you…that 'genius' didn't even want to test it herself." Scathach says with a grin as a radio crackles to life.

"I heard that!"

"Good." Scathach says before turning off the radio.

Heh, dissing Da vinci, a classic

Davos said:
"We'll do the job for you." Ritsuka says quickly.

At least hear what is the job before

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"…Thanks? But I can't really ask you to do that. I have to kill a Saber, and she is with a bunch of other Servants, including Cu Chulainn and …" Shirou trails off when Scathach smiles at him while spinning her spear.

You just had to say it, now she wants to fight

Davos said:
"L-Lady Scathach…" Mash trails off and Scathach sighs.

"It is simply far too dangerous for you here. There are multiple Servants here, including a Grand Berserker with a self sufficient spirit core like a Caster, two increasingly stressed Rulers, and the King of Heroes, a notoriously-"

You idiot

Davos said:
"Gilgamesh is here?!" Shirou asks, cutting off Ritsuka.

Called it

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"Lurk." Shirou says and he vanishes.

Still find unnerving that Shirou can't do shit outside of swords learned how to use Kazuma's skills

Davos said:
"…Mash…"

"The condition is still glowing…" Mash says and Ritsuka pales.

Obviously it's Shirou

Davos said:
'I didn't think his lack of self preservation extended into his youth!'

Why do you think he hates himself

Davos said:
Cracks appear under their feet again.

"…You seriously took more foundation?" Both Kazuma's ask.

Again?!

Davos said:
"To be fair, there wasn't much else in the area to take from." Avicebron says as Megumin hides under her hat.

I would say stop using them but I don't think we have a choice

Davos said:
'Note to self…take Rule Breaker later~.' Rin thinks behind a neutral face.

Rin, you scare me sometimes

Davos said:
"You don't appear injured…Why are you not helping after being thrown here Ruler?" Shirou the priest asks as he checks himself for injuries.

Because she only have so much shit to give and now she is out of it

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"I was going to, but then I recalled a few very important pieces of information." Jeanne says while leaning against a far wall.

"Those being?"

"Lancelot has no ill will towards me, and will not pursue me after I bit him. I have no love Artoria after everything, and know Lancelot will simply kill her…as for Gilgamesh, do I really need to explain?"

All of them are valid reasons

Davos said:
"What about your role as the Ruler in this war?"

"I think I'm out of that role after Medea made me her servant."

"…What?" Shirou asks in abject shock.

Davos said:
"Her Noble Phantasm does that. She also took my Command Seals over the other Servants."

Wich still doesn't makes her the most dangerous servant in the room

Davos said:
"We should probably move." Jeanne says, only stopping when she hears an odd whistling. Looking over she sees it is coming from Artoria's missing teeth as she breathes heavily.

Jeanne walks back and stands over Artoria with the biggest grin. She then whistles while maintaining eye contact.

I love Jeanne

Davos said:
"…You call yourself a Saint?" Shirou asks as Artoria groans while trying to sit up.

She never called herself one

Davos said:
"Now you will perith mongrel!"

Artoria groans with wide eyes.

'No…It can't be…Then that would mean…!'

Yes, YES

Davos said:
"Enuma…Elith!" Gilgamesh shouts, his swords maelstrom of an attack dissipating, which makes Gilgamesh freeze long enough to get kicked across the room. He pulls himself out of the hole, leaning against it for support.

"How did that mongrel…stop my ultimate attack? Can he now suppress Noble Phantasms?"

Hahahahahah, knew it

Davos said:
'Oh God, it wasn't Lancelot's new state that prevented me from using Excalibur, it was the missing tooth from the Morgan impersonator! Oh God I'm a tyrannical idiot just like Gilgamesh, missing tooth and all…Oh God I'm like Gilgamesh!" Artoria stiffens and lies weakly as Lancelot approaches. He raises his blade and points it not at the prone and helpless via mental and physical cracks Artoria.

Self reflection its a bitch huh

Davos said:
"Ar….thur!"

"Are you blind? I am not Artoria Pendragon, I am-"

"L….iar!" Lancelot shouts before starting to hack and slash at Jeanne.

This is Gilles all over again

Davos said:
"You unbelievable-! Are you as blind as you are enraged, you pitiful excuse of a man?! I cannot believe you are part French! You are a disgrace to both nations you dullard of a lothario!" Jeanne shouts at pushing back Lancelot a moment.

"Too late…to seek my forgiveness…ArRtTtthurR!"

Damm, and those were good insults

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'…What is your luck stat Jeanne?' Leticia asks.

'I do not know, but considering I was burned at the stake in life by the people I helped, am being mistaken for an Englishwoman half my size, and lost one of, if not THE defining characteristics of my class to a perverted witch, I'm guessing E!'

Yeah, well it's supposed to be C but this version clearly has E

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"…So it is you Ruler. I never expected to see you again after all these years." Darnic says while pulling out his saber, his nicked and worn Luger in his other hand.

"What…the Hell?" Semiramis says, foregoing another attack on Lancelot when she sees a floor of her Garden ascending to the sky.

I stopped asking after the fifth chapter of this arc

Davos said:
"What…the Hell?" Ritsuka mutters upon seeing the large hall section of marble take to the air with thousands of birds pulling it via ropes.

Like this is the weirdest thing you had seen, at least isn't halloween

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"…What the Hell?" Kazuma asks as a blade is pressed once more into his neck by a blonde woman.

This time it is not Mordred.

"Are you…A Saber?" MHX asks as a dozen birds land on her shoulders, pointing blades at her.

I think you have certain effect with Saberfaces, let's pray that this one wants to bed you instead of kill you

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"Oh my God…It's really happening…Wait…could the golems…?" MHX mutters with a shaking voice.

"I'm a Caster." Servant Kazuma says.

"How are you a Caster? You're not a mage!"

"Neither are they." Servant Kazuma says, gesturing to Avicebron and Shakespeare.

A fitting class for Kazuma and yes, the caster class is very loose in his requirements

Davos said:
"Fair point…but why do the birds have tiny swords?"

"We also have spears and bwows!"

"Oh thank God…That makes everything better!" MHX says while pulling her sword back.

I guess it does, and this proves that MHX is by far the better version

Davos said:
'And I thought the other blonde in blue had issues…' Kazuma thinks as they rise further, now seeing Lancelot fighting Jeanne. He was going to tell the birds to ignore that until he saw a certain murderous red head appear.

At least this one has more control

Davos said:
He looks around the room and sees Gilgamesh near a cracked wall on the other side of the room.

"Oh no…"

Oh no

Davos said:
"Thirou? Ith that you?"

"Yes it…is? Why are you speaking like that?"

Gilgamesh responds by showing his missing teeth and gesturing to the enraged Lancelot fighting Jeanne.

I feel everything will get worse

Davos said:
After a moment they both look at the other and nod.

Chains wrap around Medea, pinning her arms to herself as she is bought over to Shirou. He takes her Rule Breaker and Gilgamesh makes the chains whip out, sending Medea flying out of the room.

FOR FUCKS SAKE!

Davos said:
Looking up she sees a green haired young man smiling at her.

Medea scowls.

"…He is trustworthy Medea…mostly." Atalanta says, still in her beastly attire.

More than Jason at least

Davos said:
"I see…" Medea says, while looking away.

"Did you really have to add the 'mostly' at the end, big sis?" Achilles asks while also looking away.

I would make a funny comment but I understand why they are looking away

Davos said:
"We have a bigger problem than their wandering eyes." Servant Kazuma says.

"My eyes weren't wandering!" Medea and Achilles say at the same time.

"That's…a lie…." Karna says from Chiron's back, making Atalanta open mouthed before staring at them both.

Yea, Atalanta learning something new about Medea and Achilles

Davos said:
"Look damn it!" Kazuma points and they see Shirou approaching Gilgamesh with Rule Breaker.

"Wait, why isn't the priest stopping this?" Aqua asks.

Because he doens't see the benefit, and probablu doesn't want to deal with Gil anymore

Davos said:
"How could he stop this?" Rin asks, expecting a dumb answer as the platform descends for them rejoin the fray.

"Because he has Command Seals over Gilly…and a lot of other Servants actually."

"How do you know that?" Achilles asks, hoping it'll distract Atalanta.

"I can see the mana connections between Master's and Servants, and he has a lot of connections." Aqua says, shocking them all.

Yep, he stole the command seals of all the other Red faction masters, minus Sisigou, and drugged them to use them as mana batteries

Davos said:
"Snipe!" Kazuma says as he shoots an arrow at Shirou. Shirou shoots it out of the sky.

"Greater Snipe!" Servant Kazuma says, now being shot out by Gilgamesh before Gilgamesh is stabbed by Shirou.

He even has greater versions of his skills

Davos said:
"By my Command Seal, regrow your missing teeth!" Shirou shouts and Gilgamesh grunts as two new teeth appear, a bit of blood going down his chin before he laughs heartily, his robes changing into armor, different from the golden set he had back in Fuyuki, a sword appearing on his hip now.

Oh no

Davos said:
MHX gnaws on her own lips.

"This disgusting energy…it can only mean one thing…"

Nonononono, this is the worst scenario, I'm starting to understand X about Sabers

Davos said:
"Bad news Senpai, another condition!"

"W-which one?"

"A Servant has changed classes!"

I thought that already happened? Atalanta changed class to Berserker via her NP, so did Vlad

Davos said:
"…At least we still got two more for that condition left…"

I wouldn't be so sure

Davos said:
"You've become a foul Saber!" MHX shouts, both blades drawn.

"Hardly, you alien invader." Gilgamesh answers back while running a gloved finger over his teeth,

"I come in peace!"

Heh, never change X

Davos said:
"I am the ultimate Saber, the pinnacle of lethality and honor."

"Menteuse!" Jeanne shouts.

"C'est 'Menteur, pas Mentuse.' Gilgamesh answers back, making Jeanne stutter a moment, long enough to be grabbed by the neck and thrown over to the motley crew of Servants and Masters. She sits back up and freezes at seeing two Kazuma's.

Ok, I'm with Jeanne about the honor thing but did he just correct her about how to talk french?

Davos said:
"What is…"

"Long story short, I died, got summoned as a Servant the same time I was revived." Kazuma says.

'…It's a sign!'

'No it isn't Jeanne!'

At this point it is

Davos said:
Semiramis studies the room a moment and raises a hand, ready to fill most of the room with toxic smoke when she feels steel at her neck.

"I wouldn't do whatever you are planning you foul Caster." Kojiro says.

"I am not a Caster! I am an Assassin Servant like you!"

"I am no longer Assassin. Through unconventional means I shall not disclose, I have once more reached my full abilities. I have become a Saber!" Kojiro shouts, making MHX's eyes go vacant.

He'd just hit, also now we have Saber Kojiro of the endless blades whose NP is Tsubame Gaeshi just without the restrictions and able to shoot and endless arrar instead of just three

Davos said:
"Traitor…" She says while bringing out a small screen and tapping on it rapidly. Both Kazuma's grab her wrists.

I feel bad for her and in danger

Davos said:
"What are you doing? It's making our danger senses going berserk."

"This castle is contaminated. I am calling down a neo nuke to eradicate it."

"My Garden is safe! At least before you people came here!"

"Then how do you explain this spread of Sabers!?" MHX shouts.

I mean-Well-At this point just nuke the place, it's probably for the best, Kazuma's and Medea can teleport them to safety anyway

Davos said:
"This is not the-"

Musashi enters the room, her hair down as she yawns, her attire slightly dishelved.

Ok this is such a good timing

Davos said:
"I'm surprised you're awake already."

"Couldn't really sleep with all the noise…" Musashi says while giving a thumbs up to Fergus. He returns it as MHX pales further.

"By the Servant verse…why didn't I realize sooner…Saber-ism is an STD!"

If that's the case EMIYA would had got it

Davos said:
"Another class conversion!"

"Already?!" Ritsuka and Scathach ask at the same time.

"That just leaves one more…"

"How is it going this quickly…?"

Things tend to escalate a lot in these missions

Davos said:
"I've forgotten how amusing this can be…But I think it is time I finish this…Heh…Never thought I would relish being able to say words with an 'S' again."

"Heh…" Kazuma says, making Gilgamesh tilt his head.

"Something to say, mongrel?"

"Did you forget who is here?" He says before gesturing to Aqua.

Or at least where she was standing.

Aqua why!?

Davos said:
"W-wait, where did she-"

"Break Spell!" Aqua says, making Gilgamesh shiver.

What did she?

Davos said:
"What are you doing you church destroying heathen!?" Shirou the priest asks, winded, bloodied, and tired.

"I'm no heathen, I'm a Goddess!" Aqua shouts as Darnic also looks on in confusion in a similar state as the priest before his skin starts to tighten around his face and body, wrinkles showing everywhere.

Debatably

Davos said:
"W-what?!"

"You had an odd curse on you so I broke it for you! No need to thank me!"

"You wretch! That curse was keeping me alive!" Darnic shouts before his flesh starts vanishing, his eyes soon following, and becoming a skeleton pile in clothes.

Forget what I said, go Aqua

Davos said:
"..I waited and followed him for nearly a century to kill him…" Shirou says.

"Oh, in that case he's dead now so it's all good! No need to thank me!" Aqua says, making Shirou's eye twitch before the white part becomes blood red as man surges around him.

You are just making him angrier

Davos said:
"J-Jeanne, you can read Servant information right? What is happening to-" Kazuma starts but stops when he hears something land on Jeanne. Looking over he sees the Saint holding a familiar package of pink condoms.

This is just a recurring gag now

Davos said:
'…Those things are durable to take being thrown by a Servant.' Kazuma thinks, growing further confused when Jeanne smiles.

'It IS a sign!' She thinks before shaking her head and looking at the priest.

Go for it missy

Davos said:
"I…don't know what class he is now…" Jeanne says as Shirou pulls out a katana.

"I will have vengeance."

Well shoot, he is an avenger now

Davos said:
Ritsuka, Mash, and Scathach finally arrive as the condition box becomes marked off. They look around the room, taking note of the various people.

Ritsuka looks at Kazuma, and Kazuma looks at her.

'…The speed of this Singularity makes a lot more sense now…'

Konosuba particles are as dangerous as Liz particles

Davos said:
"…I thought you could read a Servant's class?" Kairi asks while Shirou the avenging priest steps closer to Aqua, making her step back.

"Like so many other things in this Grail War, there are exceptions to the norm." Jeanne says while stealthily pocketing the condoms. Leticia notices and judges Jeanne.

Like Pretender

Davos said:
'…You seriously cannot believe that is a sign…'

'So if Sieg was here, you wouldn't be calling this a sign?' Jeanne thinks back and Leticia remains quiet.

She got you here

Davos said:
"T-Turn Undead!" Aqua shouts, trying and failing to purify Shirou the priest.

"Just when I think you cannot offend me more, you try to cleanse me like a ghost…"

"C-can someone help? He's reminding me of Vlad…" Aqua stammers.

Run, just run

Davos said:
Lancelot looks up at Semiramis.

"…Why are you-"

"ARTHURRRRR!" Lancelot shouts while jumping towards Semiramis. She produces a shield of scales, saving herself from being skewered but becomes knocked back. Kojiro slashes at Lancelot.

"Foul knight gone mad…I shall be the one who will kills Casters, not you!" Kojiro shouts, making Kazuma pale.

Oh yeah, Kazuma is in danger

Davos said:
'…I don't think I did anything to him…' Servant Kazuma thinks.

You didn't, it's just a personal thing of him

Davos said:
"You will not stop him from killing Casters!"

'I know I did nothing to her! What the Hell?!'

She is just in love

Davos said:
"What the Hell Musashi!?" Medea shouts.

"Sorry, but priorities have changed! Nothing personal! Still love the outfits!" Musashi says before ducking a wild slash.

All the sabers are changing sides at this point, somebody get Sieg, we need him at this point

Davos said:
"She was the one that gave you that outfit?!" Kojiro asks before he changes targets and goes after Lancelot, fighting in tandem with Musashi now.

He should have mixed feelings about that

Davos said:
"…I grow wary, and do not want to give that blue thing a chance to ruin the world again, especially while I and Shirou are still in it. Enuma-" A red spear flying for his head stops Gilgamesh. Scathach makes another one appear as she approaches him. Cu Chulainn and Fergus consider joining her, but then they see her smile.

They stand back with a shiver.

Shishou is scary

Davos said:
"You may not be blonde, but I am sure I can find a use for you." Gilgamesh says, making spears appear behind the smiling Scathach.

Excuse me? Have you seen her!? She is an S class woman

Davos said:
Mash blocks Shirou the priest's sword from hitting a crying Aqua.

Did he had Shakespeare sword before kicking him out?

Davos said:
Ritsuka walks over to Kazuma and looks at him flatly.

"…What happened and…why are there two of you?"

"Alaya summoned me here without consent and I did not take well to it. She did not take well to that and had Emiya kill me. I got revived and summoned by birds at the same time." Kazuma says, making Ritsuka look at the tanned man in red before looking at the robin on Servant Kazuma's head.

You know the usual

Davos said:
"The other Emiya, the younger one I want to kill." Kazuma adds.

"Us too." Jack says.

"Same." Darkness and Megumin say.

Cu looks at the red headed man afar, weighing his chance of success at using his current Noble Phantasm.

"…I don't suppose you'll listen to reason about not killing Shirou?" Ritsuka asks.

Hard pass

Davos said:
"He won't leave me alone, and why are you defending him when he has become a major threat with blondy over there?"

"…Long story, but he absolutely cannot die, it'll lead to the end of the world."

Unfortunately

Davos said:
"She's right." Alaya says, speaking from a newly formed rip.

"I don't trust a thing you say."

Neither do I, also if you knew about it THE WHY DID YOU SUMMONED HIM YOU USELESS GODDESS!?
She is under Aqua in the totem now

Davos said:
"Even after how the concept made a new race and the entirety of humanity go commando?!" Alaya asks, making Kairi, Cu, and Kazuma groan when they recall the woman that one day.

I'm pretty sure that was still your incompetency fault seeing that you prioritized Kazuma's death instead of going for the concept

Davos said:
"…Regardless of your…strained view of each other, look at this." Ritsuka says, and shows Kazuma the conditions for the singularity as combat rings around them.

Kazuma pales at seeing some of the conditions.

"I assume you're paling because you caused these to happen?"

Well not all of them, and he didn't knew at he moment

Davos said:
"…Not…directly and not all of them I think…wait, what is with this one? 'Humanity gets F_ _ _ _ _ 'd."

I have an idea of what it is but it means literally or petaphorically

Davos said:
"Sometimes the message gets messed up and it appears like a hangman puzzle. It's usually fairly obvious, but sometimes it's odd."

"Not surprising with Alaya's usual competency."

"That is not my fault!"

Debatably

Davos said:
"…It is plausible though. You did have me attempt Pac-Man during this briefing." Emiya the Counter Guardian says before kicking a grenade from his younger self to the side.

"That was different! That had logic because it was made by a Japanese company, Pac- Man usually dies, and Kazuma is a Japanese guy who has to die!" Alaya says, prompting them to look at her blankly a moment before turning back to each other.

The more I hear you talk the more dissapointed I feel

Davos said:
"…How did humanity not go extinct?" Rin asks.

Big G probably

Davos said:
Fergus continues looking into the rip.

I feel a sense of impending doom from this

Davos said:
"Thank you…ma'am…" Aqua gets out.

"No need to thank me…and I'm a guy."

"In that outfit?" Aqua asks.

We know

Davos said:
"…He is a guy…" Mash warbles out with a blush and a wide eye visible from under her bangs as Astolfo continues smiling a goofy grin while scratching the back of his head.

"I mean…you're pretty and literally dropped in my lap. Still sorry about that though. Would a drink later help?"

Wha-nonono, I saw enough hentai to knoe where this is going and for everything that is good in the world don't do it Astolfo

Davos said:
Gudao sits strait up from the infirmary bed, some bandages loosening. A pink haired nurse with a grip of steel stops him from getting up.

"Halt. You need rest."

"…But I feel something terrible has happened."

Don't worry, her Kohai senses will tingle wich will make her slap Astolfo through a castle, yes this happened before(Mash had amnesia and married a lion guy but when it was the time to consumate the marriage she punched him so hard he got outside the castle)

Davos said:
"Regardless, you are still going to rest…even if I have to bring out the big needle."

That poor man

Davos said:
Shirou the priest shakes his arm a moment before locking onto Rin.

"…Is this for getting her to flood your-"

"Yes." The priest says, now holding a fistful of daggers, making Rin recall a core memory.

At least his fury is understandable, also they are called black keys

Davos said:
"…You may not be the right Kirei, but I'll enjoy kicking your ass~."

Everybody would if involves Kirei

Davos said:
Rin's grin falls when a dozen beasts appear behind the priest robe clad Servant.

"His name is Kirei? He told us it was Shirou."

"I lied after you people kept desecrating my church and thought the name of my step brother would be a better choice for dealings this week!"

Right, Kirei didn't became a monster in this timeline, makes sense since there wasn't 4th grail war, that and Zouken dying in the 3rd are the best part of this timeline

Davos said:
"Kotomine Kirei is your step brother?!" Shirou in red shouts.

"Yes!"

"Bout this tall, dark hair, similar voice like this?" Cu says, mimicking Kirei's voice, startling the priest.

"…How do you know that?"

"Because I killed the bastard~." Cu says with a one eyed smirk, now making Shirou forget about Rin as he approaches.

Well, the avenger is going for vengeance

Davos said:
"Do you seriously think you can win even with Semiramis'-"

"By my command seal-" Shirou says, making Kazuma and the others pale when they see his back light up with a dozen seals.

'Figures the guy related to the murdering priest is a threat…'

"Atalanta, Achilles, Karna, kill that Saber in blue and stop his allies!"

..... We have reinforcements we can ask? God? Sieg? I will take Hakunon even if it doesn't make sense

Davos said:
Atalanta moves first, sucker punching Medea and making her fall to the ground and quickly apologizing before charging at Cu, her fist making his sword whine.

Chiron intercepts Achilles, their fight a blur of spear, bow, and kicks.

Karna groans angrily and weakly from the ground after Chiron drops him, still in bad shape after being Vlad's weapon.

At least the biggest threat isn't part of the assault, wich is surprising since the CS usually give a power boost to allow the command to happen(unless you resist it), wich in this case would be heal Karna

Davos said:
"You ain't the first boar I killed!" Cu says, making Atalanta grit her teeth and Cu pale when Achilles' thrown spear nearly hits him. Jack lands on Atalanta's shoulder pad.

"Big sis, please don't kill him! He is a good person for the most part!"

"Most part?!"

You have your moments

Davos said:
"Do not call her big sis!" Achilles shouts.

"Why not big brother?" Jack asks, making Achilles freeze before taking a punch to the face.

Somebody had the phone, because I fucking called it

Davos said:
'He always did have a soft spot for children…I'll let him hit me back for that punch.' Chiron thinks.

Davos said:
The beasts approach before being hit by a dozen pages and soon falling into a tearful sleep, before being encased in marble and stone.

"What?!" Semiramis yells as Shakespeare stands with a big smile and Avicebron with his fists on his hips.

Dream team baby

Davos said:
"Did you forget about me, my old Master?" Shakespeare asks.

"…I did actually." Shirou says, instantly deflating the Bard. He throws his handful of church sanctioned swords at Rin, only to have Darkness block them. The next moment Darkness is in front of him and they fight, Shirou grunting as he hits her, and Darkness loving every second of it.

That's just mean, Shakespeare tried his best

Davos said:
"Stand down…!"

"Never…harder daddy~." Darkness says with a smirk,

"My title is Father! Do not call me that!"

"Or what? You'll actually hurt me~?" Darkness asks with a pant, making Shirou step back, feeling utterly disturbed.

This is making me feel uncomfortable, and mildly horny, wich says a lot about me

Davos said:
"Darkness, I can't use Explosion while you are near him!"

She can survive it-

"You can't use it here, you'll kill us all!" Rin and Kazuma shout at the same time.
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But we can't, dammit

Davos said:
"Wait…where is Fergus?!" Rin asks before looking at the rip from Alaya, the sounds of muffled grunts and moans escape from the rip as the circular rip pulsates.

Who let him unsupervised!?

Davos said:
"S-stop this at once~!"

"We can't exactly trust you to your own devices…now can we!" Fergus says from inside the rip, making Kazuma, Rin, Megumin, Emiya, Ritsuka, and Jeanne stare open mouthed.

....I kinda respect him more now

Davos said:
Rin's Command Seals vanish from her hand.

"What the…?"

Ok, this might be a problem

Davos said:
Ritsuka looks at her conditions for the singularity and grimaces with a blush.

The half blank one is fulfilled.

Oh god

Davos said:
'Worst…singularity…ever…' Ritsuka thinks.

Even worse than Halloween

Davos said:
'…Hmmm….' Jeanne thinks.

'Oh my God Jeanne, don't take notes!'

'I mean….it worked for Musashi…'

Fair but not the moment

Davos said:
'I am 90% sure he just doomed humanity.' Leticia thinks as Fiore stands and walks toward Chiron and Achilles.

Nah, Alaya is the collective unconsious will of humanity, it exists by them not the other way around and Alaya protects them because she is guided by humanity desire to survival, if it was something like Adara(DC) who is the embodiment of Hope in all realities then it would be different

Davos said:
"M-Master?! What are you-" Chiron stops when he sees Achilles look on in shock as Fiore pulls on Chiron's sleeve. Looking over he sees Fiore looking up at him with a smile and closed eyes.

"A horse is fine too, especially if it is divine~."

Forget what I said, we are fucked

Davos said:
'100% sure now.'

You were right, I was wrong, I accept it

Davos said:
Kairi grips Mordred's shoulder, a shudder going through her as she suspects something.

"I know how you can make up for earlier Mordred~."

"…Sorry Master. I know this isn't you…" Mordred says before liver punching him and knocking him to the ground.

Poor Sisigou, he will get shivers everytime he remembers this

Davos said:
Down below Fran looks sullenly at a nearby lake before she feels Caelus grip her shoulder. Looking at him she tilts her head at his closed eyes and smile.

'Master? What is the matter? Should we not continue our patrol and-'

"Gordes is back at the castle, and we are alone now…I still recall you coming inside with that unneeded protection." Caelus says in a deeper voice, making Fran blush as he pulls her back to the shed.

Oooooh~ I like where this is going

Davos said:
Inside the village, Sieg hears a concert of smacking through his current home's walls….from houses that are a field away.

"…Are humans normally this loud in their love?...I'm not sure I should ask Miss Jeanne about this…" He says out loud as a knock is heard at the door. He opens it and finds a green haired woman smiling at him with closed eyes.

That's Reika? sorry Laeticia, looks like Sieg will get someone with more experience
Wonder if the humounculous will get involved in the lovemaking... Seeing how it was getting to I believe yes

Davos said:
Ritsuka traces the empty space while saying letters.

"Oh my God…Humanity became 'Fergus'd'…" She says with blank eyes.

I thought it said Fucked, but it's the same shit at this point

Davos said:
"How the Hell did that happen?"

"Unions are a bit more literal with spiritual beings like Alaya, leading to her and Fergus becoming one entity…" Gudako says as Rin grabs Kazuma shoulder with closed eyes and a smile.

Oh god we need to separate them, Musashi we need you to divide between zero again!

Davos said:
"Two is fine too~." She says in a deep voice, before devolving into laughter, unable to keep the face up.

"…Glad you're finding this amusing…"

"Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't pull this stunt first~." Rin says between giggles.

If he isn't willing to fuck Aqua he won't be willing to fuck Alaya

Davos said:
Meanwhile above, Musashi and Kojiro find themselves being pushed back by Lancelot.

"…As odd a reunion this has been, I do not mind dying by your side now Musashi…never thought I would say that…" Kojiro says.

I mean you got a girlfriend, that's a good thing

Davos said:
"Your king is in another castle!" Musashi shouts, making Lancelot gasp.

"Musashi, there is no way this will-"

"I cannot believe I did not see this sooner…my King was never this tall and curvy!" Lancelot says before bowing politely and turning to leave.

Can't believe that worked

Davos said:
Artoria resists groaning in annoyance and pain.

Hah, get owned

Davos said:
"I…uh….how?" Kojiro asks.

"Heard that line from one of Jack's games…And I think my luck is good today." Musashi says before glancing at an empty room before shaking her head.

Can see it, go girl

Davos said:
Lancelot jumps down from the higher floor and calmly walks towards the exit before stopping. He is looking at a heroine with mysterious origins.

"Lancelot?"

"ARTHUUUR!"

"I am nothing like that tyrant!" MHX shouts before parrying Lancelot's attacks.

"LIAR!" Lancelot shouts while gesturing to her lone strand of upward pointing blonde hair.

Love how nobody even tries to deny that Saber is a tyrant

Davos said:
"That's a Saber face thing, I can't help it! It pokes through steel! It breaks hair clips and gel too!" MHX shouts as she and Lancelot leave the room while fighting.

This poor thing

Davos said:
'…Honestly surprised it didn't happen sooner.' Emiya the Counter Guardian thinks before heading over to where Gilgamesh, his younger self, and the woman with a terrifying smile are fighting.

Same

Davos said:
Mordred lets the blanket over herself and Artoria fall.

"…What are you doing?" Artoria asks from the ground.

"What, you thought he should be your final opponent in this war?"

Well that happened in Zero, more or less

Davos said:
"…You know what I mean. Am I to believe you are not going to attempt to kill me again? Or are you planning to have the Grail do that?" Artoria says making Mordred look away a moment.

'Surprisingly annoying trying to talk without the 's' letter…'

Get used to it, unless you are willing to have one of the other guys here as a master

Davos said:
"That's not my wish for the Grail…"

"A rematch then? I am not… keen on that."

"Not that either, though I wouldn't mind another fight."

"Then what?"

"Another chance to try and prove myself for kingship." Mordred says, making Artoria sit up.

"Wait…a chanthe? Why not juth with to be king?" Artoria asks, glaring when Mordred starts giggling.

She wants to earn it, not be gifted it

Davos said:
"Sorry, I just can't get used to you with a lisp…oh that reminds me!" Mordred hands Artoria a cup of filled with ice that has two teeth in it.

"…That'th not how teeth work."

"I know but I thought Servant teeth would be different." Mordred says and Artoria ponders it a moment.

If anything it may have been worse

Davos said:
"…Worth a thot. Bethides…there are two other perthon here other than Kathuma that would annoy me to leave alone."

"The mother from another land?" Mordred asks with a grin.

Artoria nods and tries to get up.

Bonding over their hatred against Morgan, could be worse

Davos said:
"Hold on, I got an idea."

As long as it doesn't involve killing Kazuma I don't care at this point

Davos said:
"So…Does that mean we'll become Fergus like eventually?" Rin asks Ritsuka.

"I won't. Between my Mystic Code and not being from this timeline means whatever happens to this Alaya won't affect me…not sure about you two."

Thank you ex machina

Davos said:
'Least we'll go out with a bang.' Kazuma thinks before getting slugged in the arm by Rin.

"Why?"

"I know what you were thinking."

"Because you were thinking it too?" Kazuma asks and Rin pouts with red cheeks. Megumin looks on blankly.

They are made for each other

Davos said:
"Since you two are from another world I'm sure you'll be safe." Ritsuka says before the radio crackles to life.

"I don't know why you are not using the summoning method. Simply summoning Fergus will separate him from Alaya and reverse her state back to normal."

Right, this happened before

Davos said:
"How do you know this?" Kazuma asks.

"I'm a genius, the one and only Leonardo Da Vinci!"

'Another he who is a she? Man historians are crap at their job…'

Nah, this one purposedly changer his gender

Davos said:
"Also this kind of situation happened before…which makes me wonder why the young Master isn't doing the solution this time."

Gudako remains quiet a moment.

"Well…Summer is just around the corner and…"

Goddamit

Davos said:
"Are you seriously risking a Singularity for bikini Servants?!" Da Vinci shouts.

"That's a thing?!" Kazuma asks.

Yes, and I understand where she comes but she still should summon

Davos said:
"Yes, and look who is coming around soon! I have only so many opptrounites for summoning and-"

"I don't care who is coming around, you gambling dumb ass! Do the thing and save us from-" Kazuma stops when he sees the projected blonde in a white and blue frilly one piece suit.

"…Why does she look like me?" Rin asks.

"Long story." Ritsuka says.

"I completely understand, let us find another solution." Kazuma says while looking at the blonde jpeg.

Same, there must be another-No,nonnononono, concentrate, also it only needs to be done once since Emiya can trace Caladbolg and use it as catalist, not like would be the first time they actively choose who to summon

Davos said:
Jeanne maintains a neutral face.

'So he does like blondes…it is a sign!'

'I give up…' Leticia says in Jeanne's head.

Surprised it took this long, also Jeanne, you had a chance since the beginning, and with Rin's tastes she is also into you! Do I hear trouple?

Davos said:
'…There's room for Sieg too?' Jeanne offers, making Leticia groan a moment.

'…I'll take it.'

Small victories I guess

Davos said:
"Hey Kazuma, can you spare some water? Cu is looking a little winded." Mordred asks.

"Sure here you go." He says, filling a bottle with water before realizing it is Mordred. He turns around and sees Mordred tossing the bottle Artoria.

And here it goes, surprised he even gave it to her

Davos said:
"You traitorous bastard! You sack of crap! You-"

"I talked father into killing someone else!" Mordred says as Artoria drinks the water and putting the teeth in her mouth, grimacing as they are reattached.

Was more easy than I expected

Davos said:
"…How?" Rin asks.

"Because she is a lot like my mother aunt." Mordred says while pointing to Semiramis.

"You expect us to believe that?"

"If it helps to convince you I am not planning to kill you yet, I plan to kill you later." Artoria says.

"You're not even going to try and deny planning to kill me?!"

"I would not even believe that myself, so why would I even attempt that lie?"

She makes a fair point here

Davos said:
"…She makes a fair point…" Medea groans from the ground.

And Medea agrees with me

Davos said:
"Besides, as I am sure Mordred told you, I have issues with Morgan, and though she is a pale imitation-"

"Excuse me?!"

"She is still a major threat by us simply being in her Noble Phantasm…and it will be amazing killing her…and then Gilgamesh." Artoria says with a smile.

"…I'll take it."

It's murder time

alextheconqueror · Sunday at 12:11 AM

Damm that was a lot

Davos · Sunday at 2:28 AM

alextheconqueror said:
Damm that was a lot

Yeah...Hope it was worthwhile.

alextheconqueror said:
It happened again, should had expected it at this point

That was a taunt?

She is slowly altering, yandere Jeanne when? Because her Lancer self simped for a depressed guy /jk

Mordred is going to have some existential crisis, that or just be envious of her bird version

Alaya or Mordred, I quite like both

Go Shakespeare

No, no NO, you don't deserve to say one liners

I would hear her if I was you

Do you actually trust Alaya?

Still find unnerving that Shirou can't do shit outside of swords learned how to use Kazuma's skills

Again?!

Rin, you scare me sometimes

Wich still doesn't makes her the most dangerous servant in the room

I love Jeanne

Yes, YES

Self reflection its a bitch huh

Damm, and those were good insults

Yeah, well it's supposed to be C but this version clearly has E

I stopped asking after the fifth chapter of this arc

I think you have certain effect with Saberfaces, let's pray that this one wants to bed you instead of kill you

A fitting class for Kazuma and yes, the caster class is very loose in his requirements

FOR FUCKS SAKE!

I would make a funny comment but I understand why they are looking away

Because he doens't see the benefit, and probablu doesn't want to deal with Gil anymore

Oh no

Nonononono, this is the worst scenario, I'm starting to understand X about Sabers

I thought that already happened? Atalanta changed class to Berserker via her NP, so did Vlad

I wouldn't be so sure

Ok, I'm with Jeanne about the honor thing but did he just correct her about how to talk french?

I feel bad for her and in danger

If that's the case EMIYA would had got it

This is just a recurring gag now

All the sabers are changing sides at this point, somebody get Sieg, we need him at this point

He should have mixed feelings about that

Excuse me? Have you seen her!? She is an S class woman

Did he had Shakespeare sword before kicking him out?

Neither do I, also if you knew about it THE WHY DID YOU SUMMONED HIM YOU USELESS GODDESS!?
She is under Aqua in the totem now

I'm pretty sure that was still your incompetency fault seeing that you prioritized Kazuma's death instead of going for the concept

Wha-nonono, I saw enough hentai to knoe where this is going and for everything that is good in the world don't do it Astolfo

At least his fury is understandable, also they are called black keys

Right, Kirei didn't became a monster in this timeline, makes sense since there wasn't 4th grail war, that and Zouken dying in the 3rd are the best part of this timeline

At least the biggest threat isn't part of the assault, wich is surprising since the CS usually give a power boost to allow the command to happen(unless you resist it), wich in this case would be heal Karna

That's just mean, Shakespeare tried his best

This is making me feel uncomfortable, and mildly horny, wich says a lot about me

She can survive it-

"You can't use it here, you'll kill us all!" Rin and Kazuma shout at the same time.

But we can't, dammit

Who let him unsupervised!?

....I kinda respect him more now

Nah, Alaya is the collective unconsious will of humanity, it exists by them not the other way around and Alaya protects them because she is guided by humanity desire to survival, if it was something like Adara(DC) who is the embodiment of Hope in all realities then it would be different

Forget what I said, we are fucked

You were right, I was wrong, I accept it

Poor Sisigou, he will get shivers everytime he remembers this

Oooooh~ I like where this is going

That's Reika? sorry Laeticia, looks like Sieg will get someone with more experience

If he isn't willing to fuck Aqua he won't be willing to fuck Alaya

This poor thing

Well that happened in Zero, more or less

Get used to it, unless you are willing to have one of the other guys here as a master

If anything it may have been worse

Bonding over their hatred against Morgan, could be worse

They are made for each other

Right, this happened before

Same, there must be another-No,nonnononono, concentrate, also it only needs to be done once since Emiya can trace Caladbolg and use it as catalist, not like would be the first time they actively choose who to summon

Surprised it took this long, also Jeanne, you had a chance since the beginning, and with Rin's tastes she is also into you! Do I hear trouple?
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Sorry, but also not.

As best a taunt he can do with unyielding rage.

Did that actually happen with one of her alts?

Why not both?

Same, though both haven't had much screen time.

The Bard deserves more moments.

I kinda agree, but I kinda disagree.

To be fair, it's not so much trust in Alaya, as much as distrust in the machine already falling apart.

That's part of the fun...though a slightly more serious answer would be magical ability isn't needed for lurk.

Yes, again.

Rin is a healthy young woman.

Not for lack of trying on Medea's part, she has alot of stiff competition.

Same here.

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It's rarely good.

Thank you.

Hopefully with some help she can get D

Damn that was early...

....I know that isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but sillier characters are fun to write for me...

Had a short talk with someone on that actually. I think he can pass for Archer and Assassin too. Not sure about the others aside from Berserker.

Yeah...

Still can't blame them. EX design imo

Can't blame Shirou Amakusa for that. It's Gil after all.

OH YEAH

Not sure I would call it the worst compared to say Vlad making vampires.

It was supposed to be for Servants who don't normally have acess to changing classes like Vlad, Atalanta, and Hyde. I could have made that clearer.

You'd be right.

He did. As King he has to know these things. Can't make her part of the harem if he can't understand him.

Same...

He

Fair point/ He wasn't a Servant at the time so couldn't get infected.

Last time it'll be used, probably.

He is bust right now.

Good point.

She is, but he is on a blonde thing now.

....Think you found a plot hole.

The other 3 she summoned to do it kept hitting snags. Ouch....especially since I was going for an Aqua style character....

To be fair, she did have a team going for it...the team just well...

That 3 letter word won't show up. Not sure about the other one though.

I know, but had a suspicion some might not get what a black key is from the name and imagine a priest throwing random keys at people to kill them.

Wait, I thought Aporchya took place in the same timeline? I might be misremebering, but was'nt El Melloi aka Waver a background guy on this?

Yeah....Karna is kinda an elephant in the room. Him at full power kinda trivializes 95% of them.

Indeed, but most don't want to deal with him for long...so dramatic.

Same, but...isn't that Darkness' main bit?

Darkness and Megumin on the same time issues.

To be fair,, roughly half of them need constant supervision.

Best part, he will have some reasoning for this act

Indeed to those three lines regarding Alaya.

Fergus is one hell of a drug.

Same...I did not expect to have this many possibilities for sex scenes when I started this fic.

It is Reika, I went a bit too fast on her description there.

Little confused by the Aqua line...Might have been unclear, but Rin said that to Kazuma.

The ahoge will not by subdued.

Fair point.

I don't think I want to write a lisp for that long.
Least Servant healing is a thing.

Indeed

Indeed...

That happened before??

Yeah, summer Eresh tends to halve an IQ score.

I will neither confirm nor deny.

alextheconqueror · Sunday at 2:33 AM

Davos said:
Yeah...Hope it was worthwhile.

But we can't, dammit

Who let him unsupervised!?

....I kinda respect him more now

Nah, Alaya is the collective unconsious will of humanity, it exists by them not the other way around and Alaya protects them because she is guided by humanity desire to survival, if it was something like Adara(DC) who is the embodiment of Hope in all realities then it would be different

Forget what I said, we are fucked

You were right, I was wrong, I accept it

Poor Sisigou, he will get shivers everytime he remembers this

Oooooh~ I like where this is going

That's Reika? sorry Laeticia, looks like Sieg will get someone with more experience

If he isn't willing to fuck Aqua he won't be willing to fuck Alaya

This poor thing

Well that happened in Zero, more or less

Get used to it, unless you are willing to have one of the other guys here as a master

If anything it may have been worse

Bonding over their hatred against Morgan, could be worse

They are made for each other

Right, this happened before

Same, there must be another-No,nonnononono, concentrate, also it only needs to be done once since Emiya can trace Caladbolg and use it as catalist, not like would be the first time they actively choose who to summon

Surprised it took this long, also Jeanne, you had a chance since the beginning, and with Rin's tastes she is also into you! Do I hear trouple?

Sorry, but also not.

As best a taunt he can do with unyielding rage.

Did that actually happen with one of her alts?

Why not both?

Same, though both haven't had much screen time.

The Bard deserves more moments.

I kinda agree, but I kinda disagree.

To be fair, it's not so much trust in Alaya, as much as distrust in the machine already falling apart.

That's part of the fun...though a slightly more serious answer would be magical ability isn't needed for lurk.

Yes, again.

Rin is a healthy young woman.

Not for lack of trying on Medea's part, she has alot of stiff competition.

Same here.

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Thank you.

Hopefully with some help she can get D

Damn that was early...

....I know that isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but sillier characters are fun to write for me...

Had a short talk with someone on that actually. I think he can pass for Archer and Assassin too. Not sure about the others aside from Berserker.

Yeah...

Still can't blame them. EX design imo

Can't blame Shirou Amakusa for that. It's Gil after all.

OH YEAH

Not sure I would call it the worst compared to say Vlad making vampires.

It was supposed to be for Servants who don't normally have acess to changing classes like Vlad, Atalanta, and Hyde. I could have made that clearer.

You'd be right.

He did. As King he has to know these things. Can't make her part of the harem if he can't understand him.

Same...

He

Fair point/ He wasn't a Servant at the time so couldn't get infected.

Last time it'll be used, probably.

He is bust right now.

Good point.

She is, but he is on a blonde thing now.

....Think you found a plot hole.

The other 3 she summoned to do it kept hitting snags. Ouch....especially since I was going for an Aqua style character....

To be fair, she did have a team going for it...the team just well...

That 3 letter word won't show up. Not sure about the other one though.

I know, but had a suspicion some might not get what a black key is from the name and imagine a priest throwing random keys at people to kill them.

Wait, I thought Aporchya took place in the same timeline? I might be misremebering, but was'nt El Melloi aka Waver a background guy on this?

Yeah....Karna is kinda an elephant in the room. Him at full power kinda trivializes 95% of them.

Indeed, but most don't want to deal with him for long...so dramatic.

Same, but...isn't that Darkness' main bit?

Darkness and Megumin on the same time issues.

To be fair,, roughly half of them need constant supervision.

Best part, he will have some reasoning for this act

Indeed to those three lines regarding Alaya.

Fergus is one hell of a drug.

Same...I did not expect to have this many possibilities for sex scenes when I started this fic.

It is Reika, I went a bit too fast on her description there.

Little confused by the Aqua line...Might have been unclear, but Rin said that to Kazuma.

The ahoge will not by subdued.

Fair point.

I don't think I want to write a lisp for that long.
Least Servant healing is a thing.

Indeed

Indeed...

That happened before??

Yeah, summer Eresh tends to halve an IQ score.

I will neither confirm nor deny.
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I think you had an upsie during most of the comment hehehe, surprised it didn't happened to me too
But well as I said, it's a lot to reply, I love it but it's a mess to make when you want to reply

alextheconqueror · Sunday at 2:36 AM

Forget it, it happened to me too

alextheconqueror · Sunday at 4:02 AM

Tried to answer the comment the best I could, hope I did right

Davos said:
Sorry, but also not.

I'm not even complaining, just seeing a pattern

Davos said:
As best a taunt he can do with unyielding rage.

I can respect that

Davos said:
Did that actually happen with one of her alts?

Yeah, funny thing, Jeanne actually can't be altered, it's part of her nature and that's why Gilles made all the process of make Jalter as a copy of Jeanne, but in Samurai Remnant she was summoned as a Lancer and had a Master wich was, not very well emotionally(or mentally) so she altered herself to be a servant that can actually be at her side even if he wanted to bring hell to earth, that's why I joke about her simping for him

Davos said:
Why not both?

Fair enough

Davos said:
Same, though both haven't had much screen time.

Even with that they are the goats

Davos said:
The Bard deserves more moments.

That he do

Davos said:
I kinda agree, but I kinda disagree.

Understandable, why the assholes need to be so cool

Davos said:
To be fair, it's not so much trust in Alaya, as much as distrust in the machine already falling apart.

Again, fair enough, not the best work of Da vinci

Davos said:
That's part of the fun...though a slightly more serious answer would be magical ability isn't needed for lurk.

Right, presence concealment, though you can still detect them by their magical signals during that

Davos said:
Yes, again.

They will never learn

Davos said:
Rin is a healthy young woman.

Can't arguee with that

Davos said:
Not for lack of trying on Medea's part, she has alot of stiff competition.

The fact that we have a Grand Berserker, another Berserker whose whole deal is to adapt to any phenomena that can kill it(You need to do the Anti Mahoraga tecniques against Atalanta with the boar), a Servantverse character(), three demigods with their own special thing every one, the greatest teacher of heroes of greece, a literal goddess(As much as it pains me to admit) and two ruler servants, not counting Shishou who is getting there, and still Gilgamesh is the more dangerous here

Davos said:
Same here.

My brother

Davos said:
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Pfffft, love it

Davos said:
It's rarely good.

You tell me, it just makes you sadder ussually

Davos said:
Thank you.

You have a talent

Davos said:
Hopefully with some help she can get D

We can just make like the count, and wait and hope

Davos said:
Damn that was early...

Most of my predictions went out of the window, I adapted

Davos said:
....I know that isn't supposed to be taken seriously, but sillier characters are fun to write for me...

I know what you mean, also I was mostly joking, but if X let herself ending with Servantverse Gil, well...

Davos said:
Had a short talk with someone on that actually. I think he can pass for Archer and Assassin too. Not sure about the others aside from Berserker.

Yeah I can see it, Archer may have a Explosion lite Arrow as an NP, Assassin would be his Masked thief persona, he could also be a Saber Jason style(Summoning allies to do his hard work while he commands), the only thinh I think can fit for Rider is the Golem mounting one or a what if version that tamed fenrir
I don't think he would had another class, aside from Pretender or Alter Ego that is

Davos said:
Yeah...

I expected something like that to happen but still

Davos said:
Still can't blame them. EX design imo

Oh definitely, Berserk Atalanta is gorgeous
And to give Jason some credit, he wouldn't peep on Atalanta, had enough problem with womens/Medea to make him not hear his libido

Davos said:
Can't blame Shirou Amakusa for that. It's Gil after all.

Same

Davos said:
OH YEAH

Oh god no

Davos said:
Not sure I would call it the worst compared to say Vlad making vampires.

Let me phrase it this way, you know how the different classes have different containers? And how in different classes your stats can change(Even though stats are bullshit the containers still affect the servant), the Saber class is one of the ones with the best physical stats, so now Gil not only have mid and long range but is also a menace in close range due to it's class, so he lost one of his weaknesses, the only he still have is his ego(Thank god is not Alter Ego Gil)
Huh, now I can see him fighting like in Fate Unlimited code

Davos said:
It was supposed to be for Servants who don't normally have acess to changing classes like Vlad, Atalanta, and Hyde. I could have made that clearer.

Ooooh, yeah that makes sense

Davos said:
You'd be right.

It always happens, things scalate out of our control every single time

Davos said:
He did. As King he has to know these things. Can't make her part of the harem if he can't understand him.

That's hilarious and so in character, for both since Jeanne was a peasant girls before joining the army and the answer was so gil coded

Davos said:
Same...

I mean, she is one of the characters able to break the fourth wall, alongside Kirei, Liz, Taiga, Shinji and maybe Gil if he is in the mood

Davos said:
He

Not sure what this means

Davos said:
Fair point/ He wasn't a Servant at the time so couldn't get infected.

Makes sense for me

Davos said:
Last time it'll be used, probably.

Unlike the condoms, yooo

Davos said:
He is bust right now.

I kinda see it lol

Davos said:
Good point.

On one side, the swimsuit makes her look gorgeous, on the other Medea made it

Davos said:
She is, but he is on a blonde thing now.

Fair but I maintain my case

Davos said:
....Think you found a plot hole.

Let's just say yes and continue with our lives

Davos said:
The other 3 she summoned to do it kept hitting snags. Ouch....especially since I was going for an Aqua style character....

Part of that was because of her terrible management, and even failed in make an honest attemp because she forgot to tell them were they were
Also she had a LOT of options, if we only count the CG and not normal servants we have Ryouma, Oki-tan(A little overkil but would work), Enkidu(Would had been a bad idea after Gil was summoned though) or even EMIYA ASSASSIN/CG Kiritsugu

Davos said:
To be fair, she did have a team going for it...the team just well...

Didn't she ordered to kill Kazuma as a priority instead of getting the concept? if you send a team, first complete the mission before making them, and still choose a terrible team for that, Enkidu with his presence sensing could had found Kazuma and the concept easily

Davos said:
That 3 letter word won't show up. Not sure about the other one though.

Oh thank good, also Gudao is bi(you can have valentin scenes with male servant even if a male avatar in FGO) so he should be fine with Astolfo in the mix(Seeing that he also likes to crossdress)

Davos said:
I know, but had a suspicion some might not get what a black key is from the name and imagine a priest throwing random keys at people to kill them.

Fair enough

Davos said:
Wait, I thought Aporchya took place in the same timeline? I might be misremebering, but was'nt El Melloi aka Waver a background guy on this?

Not exactly, you see Apocrypha is another timeline in wich in the third instead of summoning Angra they tried summoning a Ruler wich was Amakusa, but Darnic who was allied with the Nazis stole the grail, killing Zouken during the heist
The reason why Lord El Melloi II was there is because to avoid the Association gaze till he was ready Darnic shared the blueprints for a grail war wich made a lot of minor grail wars happen around the world, in one of those Waver had the events that made him take the mantle of El Melloi II
There are still some changes like Sakura being given to the Edelfelts instead of the Matou(Because without Zouken there is no Matou) so she became a tag team of wrestling with Luvia, she is also very happy and mentally sane here

Davos said:
Yeah....Karna is kinda an elephant in the room. Him at full power kinda trivializes 95% of them.

Yeah, that's fair, only like Lancelot, MHX, Scathatch and Gil can fight him

Davos said:
Indeed, but most don't want to deal with him for long...so dramatic.

Ikr, I have a lot of friends more annoying than him

Davos said:
Same, but...isn't that Darkness' main bit?

True enough

Davos said:
Darkness and Megumin on the same time issues.

We need to get out of the casttle, and then blow it up

Davos said:
To be fair,, roughly half of them need constant supervision.

That's true

Davos said:
Best part, he will have some reasoning for this act

Oh yes

Davos said:
Indeed to those three lines regarding Alaya.

Is what would happen normally, but the Konosuba particles change a lot of the rules lol

Davos said:
Fergus is one hell of a drug.

That I can confirm

Davos said:
Same...I did not expect to have this many possibilities for sex scenes when I started this fic.

It happens naturally

Davos said:
It is Reika, I went a bit too fast on her description there.

Oh no, I knew it was Reika, just confirmed it to make it clear, Sieg is going to enjoy a lot and probably become a father

Davos said:
Little confused by the Aqua line...Might have been unclear, but Rin said that to Kazuma.

I know, I mean that if Kazuma can't see Aqua sexually due to her personality the same applies to Alaya

Davos said:
The ahoge will not by subdued.

Some day a hero will come to end your reign of terror, mark my words lol

Davos said:
Fair point.

Very dramatic btw

Davos said:
I don't think I want to write a lisp for that long.
Least Servant healing is a thing.

True, still surprised Darkness managed to make it

Davos said:
Indeed

Funny thing, you can reathach teeths but putting them in ice would make it not possible

Davos said:
Indeed...

They need therapy

Davos said:
That happened before??

Grand Order can get wacky, we have Halloween singularities and Gudaguda events, both of them with particles that defy physics and alter reality, the summer singularities who usually involves drawing mangas now, servantverse who is basically Age of will but made a star wars parody, one event in wich you help a servant become an idol and in a christmas event(Those also get whacky but this one specifically gets the cake) in wich a servant got back to the past and changed the Chaldea standard uniform of Ritsuka into one that looks the same but also have a lucky charm inscribed in it to guarantee that he survived long enough to get to the first singularity, and unlike when solving singularities who usually dissapear the changes this one sticked making it always being like that, it's a whole paradox

Davos said:
Yeah, summer Eresh tends to halve an IQ score.

We have good taste

Davos said:
I will neither confirm nor deny.

That means is possible, after all if Rin is willing to have a threesome with Saber obviously she would be willing with better Saber

Davos · Sunday at 3:19 PM

alextheconqueror said:
Tried to answer the comment the best I could, hope I did right

Yeah, funny thing, Jeanne actually can't be altered, it's part of her nature and that's why Gilles made all the process of make Jalter as a copy of Jeanne, but in Samurai Remnant she was summoned as a Lancer and had a Master wich was, not very well emotionally(or mentally) so she altered herself to be a servant that can actually be at her side even if he wanted to bring hell to earth, that's why I joke about her simping for him

The fact that we have a Grand Berserker, another Berserker whose whole deal is to adapt to any phenomena that can kill it(You need to do the Anti Mahoraga tecniques against Atalanta with the boar), a Servantverse character(), three demigods with their own special thing every one, the greatest teacher of heroes of greece, a literal goddess(As much as it pains me to admit) and two ruler servants, not counting Shishou who is getting there, and still Gilgamesh is the more dangerous here

We can just make like the count, and wait and hope

Most of my predictions went out of the window, I adapted

I know what you mean, also I was mostly joking, but if X let herself ending with Servantverse Gil, well...

Yeah I can see it, Archer may have a Explosion lite Arrow as an NP, Assassin would be his Masked thief persona, he could also be a Saber Jason style(Summoning allies to do his hard work while he commands), the only thinh I think can fit for Rider is the Golem mounting one or a what if version that tamed fenrir
I don't think he would had another class, aside from Pretender or Alter Ego that is

Oh definitely, Berserk Atalanta is gorgeous
And to give Jason some credit, he wouldn't peep on Atalanta, had enough problem with womens/Medea to make him not hear his libido

Let me phrase it this way, you know how the different classes have different containers? And how in different classes your stats can change(Even though stats are bullshit the containers still affect the servant), the Saber class is one of the ones with the best physical stats, so now Gil not only have mid and long range but is also a menace in close range due to it's class, so he lost one of his weaknesses, the only he still have is his ego(Thank god is not Alter Ego Gil)
Huh, now I can see him fighting like in Fate Unlimited code

It always happens, things scalate out of our control every single time

That's hilarious and so in character, for both since Jeanne was a peasant girls before joining the army and the answer was so gil coded

Not sure what this means

Unlike the condoms, yooo

On one side, the swimsuit makes her look gorgeous, on the other Medea made it

Fair but I maintain my case

Let's just say yes and continue with our lives

Part of that was because of her terrible management, and even failed in make an honest attemp because she forgot to tell them were they were
Also she had a LOT of options, if we only count the CG and not normal servants we have Ryouma, Oki-tan(A little overkil but would work), Enkidu(Would had been a bad idea after Gil was summoned though) or even EMIYA ASSASSIN/CG Kiritsugu

Didn't she ordered to kill Kazuma as a priority instead of getting the concept? if you send a team, first complete the mission before making them, and still choose a terrible team for that, Enkidu with his presence sensing could had found Kazuma and the concept easily

Oh thank good, also Gudao is bi(you can have valentin scenes with male servant even if a male avatar in FGO) so he should be fine with Astolfo in the mix(Seeing that he also likes to crossdress)

Not exactly, you see Apocrypha is another timeline in wich in the third instead of summoning Angra they tried summoning a Ruler wich was Amakusa, but Darnic who was allied with the Nazis stole the grail, killing Zouken during the heist
The reason why Lord El Melloi II was there is because to avoid the Association gaze till he was ready Darnic shared the blueprints for a grail war wich made a lot of minor grail wars happen around the world, in one of those Waver had the events that made him take the mantle of El Melloi II
There are still some changes like Sakura being given to the Edelfelts instead of the Matou(Because without Zouken there is no Matou) so she became a tag team of wrestling with Luvia, she is also very happy and mentally sane here

Yeah, that's fair, only like Lancelot, MHX, Scathatch and Gil can fight him

We need to get out of the casttle, and then blow it up

Oh no, I knew it was Reika, just confirmed it to make it clear, Sieg is going to enjoy a lot and probably become a father

True, still surprised Darkness managed to make it

Funny thing, you can reathach teeths but putting them in ice would make it not possible

They need therapy

Grand Order can get wacky, we have Halloween singularities and Gudaguda events, both of them with particles that defy physics and alter reality, the summer singularities who usually involves drawing mangas now, servantverse who is basically Age of will but made a star wars parody, one event in wich you help a servant become an idol and in a christmas event(Those also get whacky but this one specifically gets the cake) in wich a servant got back to the past and changed the Chaldea standard uniform of Ritsuka into one that looks the same but also have a lucky charm inscribed in it to guarantee that he survived long enough to get to the first singularity, and unlike when solving singularities who usually dissapear the changes this one sticked making it always being like that, it's a whole paradox

We have good taste

That means is possible, after all if Rin is willing to have a threesome with Saber obviously she would be willing with better Saber

Hope I do ok this time.

Didn't even realize I broke cannon on that part...

Gil is always a problem.

Indeed...already got an idea for Jeanne.

Fair...don't usually expect myself to beat most people's predictions though.

Oh not him. X would be with someone less....him.

Feels like an overly long LN title would be needed for that kind of heroic spirit from this world who became famous in another world and returned.

To be fair, both versions would probably mess up a peeping tom horribly.

Ahh, that makes more sense. As much a bastard Gil is I don't really see him doing much more than doing minor crime as a spur of the moment thing...in terms of fighting against he would be a top tier nightmare.

Oh wow, red words...

Yayyyyyy

Neither do I...not sure if it got cut off or I forgot to type it properly after going through the comment. Stays in the void I guess.

If they are used.

Just means expert crafting at this point.

Very fair.

Yes

To be fair Megumin basically acted as accidental chaff with her spell...and I did not know she had those options for CG. I thought Enkidu would be a rare hero not a CG.

It was supposed to be kill him and get the concept.

Knew about the Valentines thing, but thought that was more a bro thing than romance?

A wrestling Sakura would be amazing to see...Hell that would make a fantastic gag episode or appearance in the Taiga dojo...think I'll take note of this minor grail wars bit for another fic I'm planning soonish.

Yeah...wait, didn't Sieg fight hm though?

Got a plan for that.

Huh...Heroic spirit seed would make that possible.

If she can plank a hydra, she can knock a servant out.

Huh...thought it was largely unfixable after that.

They all need therapy, and no one can do it.

I half recall this since I did play it years ago...unsure about more recent events though after dropping the game. Did pick back up with new account but still going through the first part of the game again

Indeed.

I will neither confirm nor deny.

alextheconqueror · Sunday at 4:29 PM

Davos said:
Hope I do ok this time.

Better than the last one at least, let me give you a tip, do you read the things that are at the start and end of a comment you reply? The ones with Quote and /Quote, copy paste them and put them in the start and end of what you are answering to make clear what you are answering, like this:

QUOTE="Davos, post: 12213660, member: 133198"
Hello
/QUOTE
Just make sure to add the [] I didn't because it would just quote it

Davos said:
Didn't even realize I broke cannon on that part...

Ohnono, if anything it's on character for her to become alter by simping, you made it lore accurate by accident lmao

Davos said:
Gil is always a problem.

True, this is a man able to take on Heracles, both on his Berserker and the more OP Archer form, and still had the advantage

Davos said:
Indeed...already got an idea for Jeanne.

Nice

Davos said:
Fair...don't usually expect myself to beat most people's predictions though.

Things get out of control here quickly, and I love it

Davos said:
Oh not him. X would be with someone less....him.

The woman has standards

Davos said:
Feels like an overly long LN title would be needed for that kind of heroic spirit from this world who became famous in another world and returned.

Oh definitely

Davos said:
To be fair, both versions would probably mess up a peeping tom horribly.

Exactly, Jason is aware enough and has enough survival instincts to avoid that situation

Davos said:
Ahh, that makes more sense. As much a bastard Gil is I don't really see him doing much more than doing minor crime as a spur of the moment thing...in terms of fighting against he would be a top tier nightmare.

I mean there's also the whole "Make a cataclism to test humanity" but he only did it because he hated modern humanity and was incarnated, wich is fair ngl but still
And yes, I should had made clear I meant fighting him instead of danger for everyone

Davos said:
Oh wow, red words...

The message deserved it, it's pretty easy to make so it's not like it takes time

Davos said:
Yayyyyyy

You are doing good

Davos said:
Neither do I...not sure if it got cut off or I forgot to type it properly after going through the comment. Stays in the void I guess.

Let's just leave the mistery be

Davos said:
If they are used.

I mean, Jeanne is in he body of a girl, better be safe

Davos said:
Just means expert crafting at this point.

You meant this for the caster class one or Medea's one? I will say Medea because yes, her things are top quality

Davos said:
Very fair.

Good to have another man of culture here

Davos said:
To be fair Megumin basically acted as accidental chaff with her spell...and I did not know she had those options for CG. I thought Enkidu would be a rare hero not a CG.

I mean would be weird that Alaya didn't had more than one CG, also Enkidu is both but he can be summoned by both Gaia and Alaya.
Have in mind the CG Kiritsugu is a version that didn't had a Shirou or and Irisviel(And as a consequence no Illya) so makes sense why he would become CG, and Oki-tan... she was taken by the Counter Force at birth due to how OP she is

Davos said:
It was supposed to be kill him and get the concept.

First kill him or first get the concept? Knowing Alaya she probably messed up in the briefing

Davos said:
Knew about the Valentines thing, but thought that was more a bro thing than romance?

Depends on the servant and/or how you interpret the scenes, I'm pretty sure you can give and recieve at the same time like D'eon(Who nobody is sure what his/her gender is) and there's cases like Sugitani who is a man in a female body(Not by choice) who is in the male side of give chocolates but still looks romanceable

Davos said:
A wrestling Sakura would be amazing to see...Hell that would make a fantastic gag episode or appearance in the Taiga dojo...think I'll take note of this minor grail wars bit for another fic I'm planning soonish.

Nice

Davos said:
Yeah...wait, didn't Sieg fight hm though?

Yeah but he losed and would had died if not for the Astolfo Ex Machina with Achilles shield, though Sieg doesn't know how to use Siegfried skills properly as mentioned by Mordred in the Novel

Davos said:
Got a plan for that.

Ooooh, I'm interested~

Davos said:
Huh...Heroic spirit seed would make that possible.

It already happened before *Looks at Erice the daughter of Izanami* Funny that Nasu clarified in his WoG that servants CAN get pregnan and get someone pregnant, it's just that they usually don't have the chance lol
Also Jack will have a little sibling! Yay

Davos said:
If she can plank a hydra, she can knock a servant out.

I can't argue with that logic

Davos said:
Huh...thought it was largely unfixable after that.

Not completely from what I know, just need to get to a dentist and not let the tooths be put in anything from what I know

Davos said:
They all need therapy, and no one can do it.

There's no therapist qualified enough to deal with that mess

Davos said:
I half recall this since I did play it years ago...unsure about more recent events though after dropping the game. Did pick back up with new account but still going through the first part of the game again

You probably lost a lot of the time limited events like when fighting the Anti Wish dragon/primordial Typhon or when having a Samurai Remnant singularity where you meet Iori, Shousetsu and the Jeanne Alter that was simp for her Master(This time he wasn't even her Master but she sticked with him anyways)

Davos said:
I will neither confirm nor deny.

I will just do like the count, and wait and hope

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