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On a Pale Horse (Umamusume/Youjo Senki)

This does lead to a fic phenomenon, called the Dream League,
The Dream League IS a canon thing, to be fair. It was introduced in S3 of the Pretty Derby anime as a thing Gold Ship can move onto when she retires. We just have very little specifics about it beyond "special racing league for popular retired runners." And even the "popular" part is dubious.
There is actually another league for adult Uma, called the dream league. I don't think too many details have been released about it because Uma Musume pretty derby is mostly about re-enactments of specific IRL horses careers- with some what-if's thrown in.

Not that all racers go to the dream league.
Yup, exactly.
 
Pretty much all Uma are retired by 20 or so right?

What do they do for the next 50-60 years of their life? Get a regular job?
I mean if they are part of some big racing family they probably are expected to start popping out the next generation.

Either by leveraging their actual educational background and degrees or by getting a job adjacent to the racing industry.

Worst comes to worst, military
 
I don't think Shiro has been implied to have any specific sexual orientation in her current life. People ship her of course, because people are people, but in story? No interest one way or another. Considering her fairly young age it isn't even really a strong implication towards her being ace or demi.

Still fun to speculate about though.
 
The strongest emotional response that could have possibly been construed as romance in some faint way was that she had like two good conversations with her trainer's cousin. Even that is reeeaaally stretching it.
Shiro has been to busy training and racing to get her (grand)parents retirement fund up and going to do anything romance related so far.
 
I agree that we seem to be getting the education and life after racing a little overblown here.

Uma's seem to be more simple than normal Human as a whole, but that doesn't means they are stupid, just with different goals, I don't think that many of them would like to be in an office.

And while normal human might consider some of those jobs as lesser, Uma's are like more to be outside, racing if they can, and even lifting and other psychical related jobs are probably more enjoyable to them.
I also believe that being a trainer must be really hard but, not everyone needs to be one, there would be plenty of other jobs that are related and don't need you to be a full time trainer.
Uma's do seem to be hit hard by their biological clock and, the need to have kids once they reach certain age, and I haven't seen one who isn't good looking so getting married wouldn't be hardfor most of them.
Shiro and few others would be the oddballs wanting an office and manager related jobs.

And Shiro's being good at taking down other Uma's added to her ability to disappear and jump scare others who don't sense her until she's too close might actually have someone think she's a Shinobi sooner or later, Ninjas are a thing here.

So a conspiracy that Shiro was actually trained as an assassin/spy is something that the some of the girls might like to gossip about.
 
So a conspiracy that Shiro was actually trained as an assassin/spy is something that the some of the girls might like to gossip about.
In the game/anime should be a subplot about Shiro being obviously ninja trained in secret... With Haru Urara being higher ranked ninja - nobody would suspect happy goofball until she put pink bodysuit with jonin jacket
 
I'm not quite sure I'm parsing what she was peer pressured into correctly. Is it that she'll have to skip the most favorable Tiara qualifier (the Tulip Sho) to run the Yayoi Sho as her Crown qualifier? So her original plan was to run the Tulip Sho and then either the Spring or Wakaba Stakes?
Short answer: yes.
Long answer: yes, and she screwed herself strategically by doing so.

Due to scheduling conflicts, Shirogane only has FOUR shots total, not six. If she wins entry to one circuit in one shot, then she can have three shots at the other, but the first race choice (G3 Tulip vs. G2 Yayoi) locks her into whichever circuit she is maximizing shots for. Since Shirogane is stronger at longer distances, trading a shot at Tiara for a shot at Crown is bad; she should be maximizing her chances to get in Tiara by giving herself all three chances to get in. Worse, by doing so, she has traded a G3 race for a G2 race. Worst, said G2 is SUPER COMPETITIVE because all of her classmates are going for it.

She has traded her best shot at Tiara for her worst shot at Crown.

EDIT: corrected mistakes and added clarifications; conclusion is the same
 
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It occurs to me that because of the weird parallels between regular honse past life and honsegirl life, there's a non-zero chance Shirogane might have to fight a bear at some point. That or poor deceased Bitey there was the parallel for that. RIP in piece, Bitey. You died as you lived: being obliterated by another honse for being a nuisance.
 
I'm honestly wondering if Shiro might consider not marrying, but having the kids they want. I have a feeling racing families are somewhat traditionalist, and Japan, well, yeah. She'd much rather have an actual career, and becoming a live-in broodmare is in strong opposition to that.
In a different set of circumstances, Shirogane might consider that option, probably if it becomes clear the old families are in decline. With her family and their restaurant, however, Shirogane feels compelled to have someone to pass on the family business to, so isn't going to be as mercenary about marriage. Plus, she has an example of decent child rearing now, so she'd be a bit skeptical of the efficacy of this kind of mercenary child rearing.

A job as a delivery mare would be fairly common, i think. Unlike human delivery drivers, an uma wouldn't need a car or motorcycle. Shiro did that for years and the family restaurant has hired several new fillies after she left for Tracen.

Military, forestry, and construction work would be other options for careers too. The larger draft horses would do well with heavy lifting and pulling in mountainous forest worksites where machines are not economical.
Pretty much any job that requires standing for long periods of time or covering significant distances on foot would be fairly appealing to umas, so working in a warehouse for deliveries, park ranger, or tour guides, etc.

My dumb ass just also realized: retiring at about 20 also matches up with Idol Culture, and how their graduations work.
There does seem to be some parallels there.

I'm actually a bit sad that she succumbed to peer pressure. especially when it was one of her more favored races.
It's less that the Tulip Sho is favored for her and more that it's the least bad option for the Triple Tiara trial races (on paper), because it's the longest at 1600m while the other two are 1400m.
Worst, said G2 is SUPER COMPETITIVE because all of her classmates are going for it.

She has traded her best shot at Tiara for her worst shot at Crown.
Basically this. While the Yayoi Sho is 2000m and at Nakayama, which is pretty good for Shirogane normally, it's the higher grade one that many of her classmates are going to be running. Classmates that she notably cannot regularly beat at this distance.

Will Hana's cousin Tensei be showing up again soon? I quite liked his 'mutually oblivious autistic flirting' thing with Shiro.
He's likely to appear periodically as a side character. Most of the side characters I made up for Shirogane's early life serve as perspectives or people to add in watching her career.

Envious uma: I don't get it! Shirogane goes off to play grab-ass in some podunk dirt race with her gate-filler redneck friend and that's all everyone talks about!
I'm the one who won! Me! Talk about me!
Again, the Tokyo Daishoten is one of the two big G1 Dirt races in Japan at the time (along with February Stakes), so it could be said to be roughly analogous to the Arima Kinen (and has a comparable, if lesser, prize pool), so it would be inaccurate to say that she's running in a low prestige race, though dirt generally is seen as lower status in Japan. Though it would be a bit unusual for primarily turf racer to turn down a spot in the Arima Kinen if there wasn't any health concerns.

It'll likely infuriate whoever actually wins the Arima Kinen while Shiro is away. She overshadows a race even when she's not even there.
It would rankle Grass Wonder quite a bit, since Shirogane is one of her bigger competitors at longer races (even if the Arima Kinen isn't actually super long).

Shirogane does give it her all.
If you count hours of training and intensity, Shirogane trains the longest and the hardest among her class, in significant part because she's breezing through most of the academic portions, and is not handicapped by such things as leisure activities. (That might actually be a mechanic for the uma Shiro, where she sometimes refuses to go on an outing or rest).

Okay, this might be me being oblivious but I thought. Tanya/ shiro was a lesbian in this life
No, Shirogane is Japanese and Polish, not Greek.

Considering her fairly young age it isn't even really a strong implication towards her being ace or demi.
While Shirogane has hit puberty, because she's training so much she's mostly tiring herself out sufficiently that it isn't really affecting her that significantly. Aside from days she has races, where she doesn't train until near exhaustion and is more hyped up on adrenaline.

The strongest emotional response that could have possibly been construed as romance in some faint way was that she had like two good conversations with her trainer's cousin. Even that is reeeaaally stretching it.
A lot of it is the two of them vibing on the same wavelength, and Shirogane finding Tensei a bit amusing, kinda like how you might see a much younger brother. It helps that they have a relatively similar way of seeing the world.

might actually have someone think she's a Shinobi sooner or later, Ninjas are a thing here.
Haru already thought Shiro was a ninja after she got surprised once. Shirogane manged to convince her otherwise though.
 
That might actually be a mechanic for the uma Shiro, where she sometimes refuses to go on an outing or rest

If that's the case, Uma Shiro's game mechanic would involve a chance of any random training option to trigger instead of her going to rest or recreation when she gets into a training mood and gets an increased training effectiveness percentage.

The chances increase the closer her next trainee goal or scheduled graded race is.
 
You hit rest and she trains anyways...and still recovers energy
You press hit and rest and then you see a quick animation of Shiro putting on (obviously) ninja costume and then you see her training near river or something like this with Haru Urara in her own ninja costume zooming on walls in background
 
Despite the talk about how Shiro won't be negatively affected by low moods, the fact that high moods give a bonus to training, which gets amplified by most support cards, makes me think that it would be optimal to have her in high mood anyway.

Which would most likely place Shiro in the "moody horses" category for most of the playerbase, however unlike Rice Shower, who will bomb her mood from Great to Bad on any given turn, for Shiro it will be a struggle to get there in the first place.

"C'mon you stupid honse, just one time, one time, I only need one... *Shiro insists on training instead of recreation for the thrid time in a row* GOD DAMMIT! IF YOU JUST LISTENED TO ME AND TOOK A BREAK YOU WOULD HAVE GOTTEN MORE STATS THAT THIS, ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU ALSO INSIST ON AVOIDING THE FRIENSHIP TRAINING FOR GUTS, GUTS!... OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT, YOU GOT SECOND, WHAT A SURPRISE. *sigh*... well this run is run is washed. Sorry Shiro, but to the glue factory you go. Maybe next time you'll be more cooperative."
 
If you count hours of training and intensity, Shirogane trains the longest and the hardest among her class, in significant part because she's breezing through most of the academic portions, and is not handicapped by such things as leisure activities. (That might actually be a mechanic for the uma Shiro, where she sometimes refuses to go on an outing or rest).
Oof, pair that with her ability to over work through failures, and no negatives for low moods. Her stat boosts are gonna be hamstrung for anything that isn't Stamina or Wit. Somebody get this bitch a Harakitte Ikou.
 
Now I want to see how well Shiro would do in the American triple crown because the schedule for that is two weeks rest per race and she would have the stamina to be fine while other umas would struggle. Maybe in senior year she could go to America and compete in the Breeders Cup Classic. It's basically dirt Arc and if Shiro won she would remembered forever and get paid tons between the prize money and the sponsorship's she would get.
Eh, given how irl American horse racing is filled with more drug abuse than most Russian Olympic athletes then I don't think Shirogane would actually race there.

When all you're competitors are mainlining painkillers and the top trainers get caught doping their trainees/horses, and other minor drugs that most countries only allow while training but not for racing, then I don't think Shiro would enjoy that environment.

Also there's some suspicion that the reason why so many American horses can no longer do that same schedule, beyond not being bred for it, is the rampant usage of Lasix, which through the dehydration and weight loss it causes weakens the horses to much. Also there's speculation it can also make the bones more brittle.
 
I hope Steady Distance's retirement race alongside Shiro inspires Shiro to strive for the gold, aiming to secure both the Triple Crown and the Triple Tiara. This seems like the perfect scenario to truly motivate Shiro for her Classic Year.
 
I hope Steady Distance's retirement race alongside Shiro inspires Shiro to strive for the gold, aiming to secure both the Triple Crown and the Triple Tiara. This seems like the perfect scenario to truly motivate Shiro for her Classic Year.

I'm pretty sure that retirement race is the Tokyo Daishoten, which happens at the end of the year, after all the crown and tiara races are over. Unless you mean the prospect of racing with Steady will motivate Shiro to try harder leading up to their race?
 
In a different set of circumstances, Shirogane might consider that option, probably if it becomes clear the old families are in decline. With her family and their restaurant, however, Shirogane feels compelled to have someone to pass on the family business to, so isn't going to be as mercenary about marriage. Plus, she has an example of decent child rearing now, so she'd be a bit skeptical of the efficacy of this kind of mercenary child rearing.
I feel like adoption would work well for her, but I wonder if there are any issues with Uma adoption...
 

People may rip on the Japanese horse racing circuits for being soft but its still better than the druggy mess with organized crime ties that's American horse racing.

How would this world's Godfather depict the horse head scene? It would be twisted how some innocent, umamusme gets her head cut off because her trainer's boss didn't give a movie role to some mobster.
 
Was recently rereading story due to new chapter being posted and this passage stuck out to me.
A frown passed over her teammate's face for a brief moment, her ear flicking with muted agitation, but it was gone quickly, replaced by a the usual mild smile. "Good morning, Shirogane. I see you had a busy weekend."

"Indeed," Shirogane agreed, settling into her seat with less precision than she usually managed. "I had family visiting from out of the country, and they were very insistent that I am too skinny."

"Eh?" Seiun Sky picked up her head from her desk with a quizzical sound. "Didn't you have your debut race? I saw it on the board."

"That was a contributing factor to their insistence, yes." Why were her classmates looking at her that way?
The fact that her grandparents visiting completed eclipsed her debut race in chapter 15 in terms of importance really does set Shiro apart from her fellow racers, its an interesting contrast because its also an almost complete reversal from Salaryman's view on work life balance. Welp got to continue reading to see what new chapter is about.
 
its an interesting contrast because its also an almost complete reversal from Salaryman's view on work life balance.
I'm pretty sure the catalyst was having a loving family, which neither the Salaryman or Tanya ever had but Shiro has. The chance to be a child without outside pressures forcing her into a specific path or mold did wonders for Shiro and it's what's really driving her this life. Making sure that the family business is thriving and that her (grand)parents are taken care of is her way of showing she cares about them too.
 

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