The first carbonised tree could have been written off as a freak lightning strike, but there are a lot more black marks on the foliage and soil that could be explained by anything short of an electrical storm of a sort that would require a dust storm that just doesn't occur in Britain.
I'm guessing targetting discipline isn't something the Alliance troops need to focus on, then. More of a 'hose down everything and ask questions later' style...
The fused lumps of metal look like they could be cars, but once the Scene of Crime officers get here they'll quickly realise that they aren't any sort of car that's actually been sold in any country in the world. And that their owner hasn't paid road tax. If they then reach the conclusion they were some sort of prototype electrical vehicle mean for testing on private land -which would be perfectly legal- they'd still have to explain the odd design choices from the mech-shifting technology that are still visible.
Like, you know, the
legs. If they can even recognise what Roswaul left intact as legs.
"Sir, we've got blood down here."
I hear the voice from the radio of the Inspector overseeing the operation, originally coming from the Sergeant who led the team into the now-evacuated bunker.
That'll be the unfortunate Darwin award nominee who thought shooting unarmed civvies was smart.
"Forensics will be pleased. Any sign of a body?"
"No body, sir. Some footprints, and… Looks like animal tracks."
Surprised they didn't try to clean up by hosing down the stains with plasma.
"Animal tracks?"
"Too small and wrong shape for footprints."
That would be the fauns. And presumably the goblins, too. Which might make
their footprints mistaken for a small person or a child...
"What sort of animal?"
"Dunno, sir. Something with hooves."
Hopefully they didn't leave too
obvious a trail as they fled.
The Inspector frowns. Ah, he spotted that. A predator might follow the scent of blood, but a hoofed animal -a herbivore prey animal like a deer- wouldn't.
"Anything else down there?"
Lots of little things that don't add up, huh?
"Dust has been stirred up. Someone's been down here recently. Gone n-. Wait one."
The Inspector walks over to a carbonised tree and pulls off his right glove to touch it with his bare skin.
Yeah, no chance of this being an arsonist, eh.
"What the fuck did this?"
"Looks like someone added a rear exit. I've got more footprints and animal tracks."
...Roswaul's work? Or did the golem handle that?
"No people?"
"Still completing the sweep, but it doesn't look like it."
Not if the Alliance grunts knew their shit. No
evidence left behind...
"Finish your sweep, then pull out. Leave as much for the Scene of Crime officers as you can."
"Yessir."
Though unlike an episode of '
CSI' they'll probably never work out what
really happened, much less in a neat little 45 minute package...
The Inspector nods to himself, and then walks over to have a look at one of the piles of wreckage.
"Some sort of… Armoured car..?"
Half-right.
"Inspector!"
The Inspector looks around as another police officer hurries over.
The joy of being in charge... No time to
think for a moment.
"What?"
"It's the Chief Inspector, sir. He wants to know where we are."
Oh, right. They weren't
officially dispatched.
"What does he mean, where we are? He's the one-. Give me the phone."
The communications officer hands the puzzled Inspector the phone handset, and he brings it to his ear. "Sir, I received deployment orders that appeared to be from you. Are you telling me-?"
Heh. A little tougher to fake that stuff this early into the information age, but it
can be done.
He stops talking, his face growing increasingly grim.
"S-hit."
You realised
someone else set this up, didn't you?
He takes another look at the wreckage as his superior continues to talk.
"That may well be, sir, but it looks like a good job they did. I've got two wrecked vehicles, scorch marks that look like someone fired… I don't know, some sort of… High powered taser? Or-. Because the damn trees are burnt like they were hit by lightning. Ah, not sure. Wait one." He turns to his squad radio. "Sergeant, how much blood would you say there was?"
Heh. Yeah, this was no simple prank or teenage stunt. Which would probably be one of the possible causes they might have come up with without the
hard evidence.
"If it's from one person, they're dead, sir."
"Thank you, Sergeant." He turns back to his phone. "One probable, body no longer on-site. And I'm waiting on forensics before we open up the wrecks to see if there are any remains inside. Um. Doesn't seem likely, sir, but it doesn't hurt to ask." He leans forward to tap the armour panels on the wreck he was studying. "It feels armoured, but it doesn't look like any armoured vehicle I've ever seen. How long-? Right, well, we'll do a perimeter check while we wait for them to arrive, and then clear off. Yeah, I think that's one for the secret squirrels."
Which will raise all manner of questions
upstairs. This might well end up being handed over to the military...
He hands the phone back to the officer who gave it to him, then takes a step back from the wreck.
"Alright, everyone! Form a perimeter, twenty metres out, and wait for Scene of Crime! Don't touch anything if you can help it!"
...Well, more than they might have already.
Armed officers stop patrolling around the bunker entrance and form up into fireteams, moving away in different directions.
I've led the horse to water. Let's hope it drinks.
Let's also hope it doesn't turn out to be a
poisoned well...
The Conduit refugees are miles away, camping out in the wilds of Hornchurch. They've got contingency plans for this situation that don't involve me, and I can't keep this armour up while I sleep. Percival could set up a safe house near his cottage, but there isn't really… Most aliens prefer modern conveniences for pretty much the same reasons humans do, and he's pretty off-grid.
And he lives out there for a reason. I doubt he'd appreciate
neighbours.
The Alliance soldiers have pulled out. I was kind of expecting them to bombard the area with missiles once their people got clear, but apparently they decided that it wasn't worth it. Their stealth technology is pretty good, but with a little effort I can see their transport aircraft flying back across the Atlantic. I don't know if they all left, but I can't see any other aircraft of that class in nearby.
So..? Time to go home? Or back to Percival's place at least? Ring, fuel?
Besides, a missile strike in rural England might be a little harder to explain than a couple of odd burns and wrecks.
Thirty four percent charge remaining.
I don't want to get into a big fight at thirty four percent, but I could survive one if I had to. And I've got enough cash on me to get a ferry back to Ireland if I had to.
Just in case you run out of flight charge, eh?
Okay, but what about tomorrow? I could follow the Alliance transport plane back to their headquarters and… Express my displeasure. Except that some of the work they do is actually valuable. And I certainly couldn't sub in for them with regard to their global commitments. I could find them doing something dodgy and wreck it to make a point, but would they actually get the point, or would they just prioritise my elimination?
Prioritise killing me. Like I killed their-.
Yeah, no. Unless you can make peaceful contact with someone willing to talk, best not to poke the eight-hundred-pound gorilla.
No. He was about a second from murdering some unarmed civilians. I don't-.
But I've got a power ring. There are ways I could disable-. Learn to disable someone without killing them, even if they did have it coming.
Again, you were eliminating a threat to unarmed civilians. Don't feel too bad about it. Remember it, try harder to do better, but don't mourn the stupid.

You'll be crying all day.
But that's for tomorrow. I'll check the prisoners and Alliance equipment one more time-.
What are they doing?
Ah, spotted Team Logan pulling their crazy plan, eh?