One day, you drank a sip of water, causing you to isekai and gain the pure and innocent powers of hypnosis, perception change, time stop, tentacles, x-ray vision, panty note, seduction scent, dream walking, illusions, and even sharingan
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Silver W. King
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I need to stop reading Yugioh fics. They give me bad ideas. Like writing them.
Hi I know you probably don't like getting messages about your Old Stories but I had a Idea for Making a Video Game Company to Get My Waifu that I just had to tell you about it.
After isekaing to DXD, you didn't have any cheats or tricks, using your human mortal coil and the wisp of will within the low tier sacred gear you were born with, you fought in two world wars and survived numerous disasters, finally grinded your way up to inheriting and then becoming the new God of the Bible. Just then, you hear a sound, "Ding! Your isekai cheat has arrived!"
So some stories call the middle finger the "international greeting of good will" that a modern protagonist offers traditional big bads, so some stories that are scifi or high fantasy or whatever that go into space and stuff call the middle finger the "interstellar greeting of good will"
One day, while driving a truck and contributing to the God of Isekai's KPI and earning a commission on each isekai by driving on sidewalks rather than streets, a system matchmaking error occurred, causing you to crash into your sales rival, a dumptruck driver, causing you to isekai along with your isekai truck
"Do you like me?"
"I... I don't know."
"Then do you hate me?"
"I don't?"
"Then you like me."
"Is this what liking is like?"
"Yes, now let's get married."
None of the Celestial Jump Chains have stuff from One Piece or Haki!
There's a saying that all isekai protagonists, in reality, are all arrogant, proclaiming themselves as chosen ones or whatever. But on the other monkey's paw, if you isekai and you have a cheat, and your ambitions are still the same, isn't that a waste of an isekai?
While delivering pizza, you accidentally touched the customer's butt, causing her to slap you, which made you isekai as Pizza Time Spider-Man!
Bad news: Sir already has girlfriends!
Good news: Sir has more than one girlfriend! I still have a chance!
Reincarnated as Bill Gates in 2017, but if you don't discover David Koch's credit card number before he dies in 2019, you die forever!
is yellow
has red cheeks
super effective against water
spongebob is a pikachu
I always thought it would've made more sense if "kid flash's" name was "speedy", like that name has nothing to do with shooting arrows
("ಡωಡ")
"Creation is always more difficult than destruction, just like how taking a shit is harder than eating a shit."
Whenever encountering a foe who likes to show off, it's time to summon all the Silvers across the multiverses for a Gang Up of Justice!
One day, while touching grass, you found a five-leaf clover, causing you to split into five like reverse Captain Planet, and isekai to five different settings, however, in every different world, you are a cat.
One day, you didn't hold your Switch 2 steady while in bed and it fell flat on your face, causing you to isekai to 1925 with a PokéMart cheat system, allowing you to sell Pokémon to kind hearted people, but you soon lost your way, instead of a poor traveling adventurer, you became the founder of the largest conglomerate in the world, richer than the richest country's ten year GDP instead, alas...
One day, you ate some dark chocolate so bitter that you isekaied and became an Ultimate Being™ and Big Bad™ in a kaiju/sentai/mahou shoujo multiverse, and you gained a cheat-like ability to absorb negative emotions as purest energy. Thus you became a teacher, when you save your students from fires, you also brought an extra copy of homework in case "it got burnt"
One day, you accidentally tripped while going out to touch grass, and because the ground was very hard, your soul split off into ten pieces and nine pieces of your soul was isekaied to other multiverses. Now you have ten bodies in ten different places, but they all happen to be regular humans in scary settings that face world destruction every so often, moreover, you now have ten moms and seventy fiancées
After isekai, your new mom panicked after seeing that you didn't even have a girlfriend after graduating from kindergarten, so she went and got you seven betrothals with seven princesses with magic powers. When you asked your mom, she said she's just a regular mom, don't worry about it.
Lmao this descriptor in that story jumped out at me, "He was so happy at the compliment from the woman of his dreams that his eyes lit up, like a dog who has just seen shit, eager to pounce and eat."
killing succubuses can turn you into a cute girl
So this one story I read this other day, the MC has Harry Potter magic and Superman powers, and he's like an orphan kid, growing up in an orphanage in Gotham, and writer has him save an equally tween Zatanna, fight beside tween Bruce Wayne, etc. and MC's like, Zatanna is pretty cute, but writer has her only have eyes for Bruce, and it's like self-NTRing for 50 chapters
Creatures like sisters are meant to be doted on.
Lmao this other loki tossing around green guy and then leaving a "puny hulk"
I found this other line that made me laugh:
... so in the face of a supernatural enemy, rather than relying on physical skills, he decided to fall back on traditional American martial arts--pull out a glock!
I see a lot of doro memes over here lately, but since I haven't been out of the country in a long time, I wanna ask, are there lots of doro memes overseas too?
One day, you accidentally died in bed due to dropping your phone on your face from watching a video of a truck that honked really loud, causing you to isekai to another world where you gained the isekai cheat where you are rewarded for how long you stay in bed and how well your sleep was, -
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