These are contradictory, no? The first states that big ass can make up for small tits but big tits can't make up for small ass. However, the second says that a big gluteus maximus can make up for small mammaries, and big Badonadonkers could make up for a small rump as well.
What is your true belief, this current chicanery will not stand.
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