ALandWithNoName

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  ALandWithNoName

• Today at 12:04 AM

" . . . so then he had the flame broiler going on the patty; it was dripping. aughhh, everywhere."

"aaoooghhhh" *suddenly bends over to tie his shoelaces*

*the first speaker tugs on the front of his pant legs, jigging foot-to-foot*

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  ALandWithNoName

• Yesterday at 3:30 PM

buck owens' moving crystal castle

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  ALandWithNoName

• Sunday at 7:35 PM

'doctor of philosophy in applied provisionary expediency dynamics and population satiation'

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  ALandWithNoName

• Saturday at 4:24 PM

Spoiler: beeg image

the zest of life, the spice loc-nar. the enticer of patties.

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  ALandWithNoName

• Thursday at 3:11 AM

the bottom three are definitely ihop, wienershnitzel, and del taco. the 3 stooge counterweights against the 3 permanent council chairs. deep fried crispy pancakes topped with sauerkraut.



and then randy comes in with a squirt of creme fraiche 'ahh, f**k yeah, you like that? yeahhh'

*camera cut to micah bell, just straight up greasy-as-sh*t micah bell, with a tablecloth tucked in his shirt*

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  ALandWithNoName

• Wednesday at 5:09 AM

'my brockton baaayy'

-insane megalomaniac

edit, i think same day stuff should probably be edits instead of blowing up the feed.

"Shouldn't you introduce yourself first?"

The inebriated Kool Aid pitcher-man turns around, slurring, "H-HUH, WHA?"

'my guy,' god-king mena says, as he aura leans upon the elden throne.

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 26, 2026

billiam boyquizzer

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 21, 2026

'summon the assessor counts. we must forge a mcdonald's mega-plex.'

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 20, 2026

magnus tyson mckroger, the 1st. oracle of mcdonald's.

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 18, 2026

'dark is the suede that mows like a harvest'

*nods sagely, pipe asmoke*

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 17, 2026

'bruce vilanch's way of the golden sands'

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 16, 2026

spookiest thing i've seen so far is christmas decorations already being out for the past two weeks

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 15, 2026

heolstor, soldier of godrick

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 13, 2026

dwayne 'the rock' johnson vs vincent 'the groot' diesel

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 12, 2026

wouldn't that make dune the golden path of nerds?

*leto defensively places a hand over his pocket protector*

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 11, 2026

'10 guys on Bandalong'

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 10, 2026

little do people know that gojo is actually gege's thinly-veiled dune oc, explaining his enormous swag and confident power

back in the day, mlg stood for Mommy's Little Gamer.

/s
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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 9, 2026

what doth life?

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 7, 2026

as far as i'm concerned, trazyn has custom hip, knee, and ankle joints, so he can groove and schmoove at any time, on demand.

you know he's one greased-up, lubricated muthafucka~

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 6, 2026

the boof must flow is the (schrodinger's) modern version of harry pothead

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  ALandWithNoName

• Oct 4, 2026

harry potter and the spice of arrakis

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  ALandWithNoName

• Sep 30, 2026

"I'M NOT INSANE," says the Brain of Mensis.

As Micolash goes full Nicolas Cage Ghost Rider in the background.

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  ALandWithNoName

• Sep 25, 2026

'One cannot be stoic all the time. Sometimes, you just gotta bitch out.'

- some guy on youtube

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  ALandWithNoName

• Sep 25, 2026

'szarekh's balls.'

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  ALandWithNoName

• Sep 24, 2026

the flaming horse of delinquency looks down upon the werewolf-man.

'cry more'

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  ALandWithNoName

• Sep 17, 2026

Anger may in time change to gladness; vexation may be succeeded by content.

- the guy everyone memes on for all the quotes

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  ALandWithNoName

• Sep 13, 2026

*as leto lays dying in the cave long after duncan and siona leaves*

WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

NO! WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT!

WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT, ANYMOOOOOREE!

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  ALandWithNoName

• Sep 12, 2026

*baldur's gate 3!*

*baldur's gate 3!*

*baldur's gate 3!*

*baldur's gate 3!*

*Punished Todd punches mirror*

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  ALandWithNoName

• Aug 24, 2026

*glyph of anger*

*glyph of sh*tgrin*

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  ALandWithNoName

• Aug 22, 2026

"Tachanka, for the love of God, do not just f**king stand there for the entire round, dude."

"LMG! MOUNTED, AND LOADED!"