"High Elf High Adventure"
damn coming up with punny names for druggie elf story is hard
damn coming up with punny names for druggie elf story is hard
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Cambrian
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"High Elf Hack-n-Slash"
Wish we could play high elves.
Tired of getting ganked.
"Sir Mrrrghlton", the high bluff, high charisma, high disguise skill aristocrat of Stormwind who smells suspiciously of fish, but that can't be because his family can trace their lineage to the foundation of the kingdom.
Okay, so I wanted to write a lewd Murloc Quest with pink hair, but then I realized I was too drunk to write.
Maybe I should start a Murloc Quest.
It'd be cool to have an actual siege of Minas Tirith kind of battlefield. Like it'd probably take months for an actual victor, but it'd be pretty cool...
They had, like, a Riders of Rohan moment raiding Org like some kind of RPPVP or something (despite hating RP lol), but then there were so many players there that they got disconnected and Blizzard said they're restarting servers.
*Buys a Cambrian.*
"Pull it to Bolvar!"
"... everybody is dead."
Having finally reached Level 60 Cambrian Classic, the Omnipotent Cambrian decides to take a vacation.
"Now do I do now?"
"What do you mean, me? Now I can finally play the game."
Omnipotent Cambrian decides Cambrian Classic is too hard, but his spoken reason for going back to Retail Cambrian is that the graphics in Cambrian Classic was too bad.
Omnipotent Cambrian self-inserts into Normal Cambrian for that Classic Experience, with no powers, because #nochanges, of course.
Super-Cambrian can do everything regular Cambrian does, but also recycles.
I bite you.
I just want a setting to wreck, but it seems modern setting means too much modern things, which is banned. Sigh...
Jiggly milkies.
Big milkies.
Shit. Now I want to write a Warcraft story.
"STDs are BOP"
"Sapped Girls Can't Say No"
"Fat Kids can't LOS"
"Come Honor Chest"
"Naga Stole My Bike"
Hello Mr. Cambrian, I've been following quite a few of your stories for a time and I wondered if you had any place where you put every story you've written till now, like an index of stories. I just don't want to feel like I skipped some hidden diamond. Anyway, I hope you have a good day and thank you for entertaining us with your writing
I really appreciate your work and effort! Greetings from Argentina.
Penis.
Please, Sensei teach me the art of the lewd. This young novice has made his own NSFW quest and I'm not sure how tow much is too much and how little is too little.
""Method" is a professional raiding guild in the popular MMORPG "World of Warcraft". Under the guidance of guild master Scott "Sco" McMillan the guild has come to be revered by many as the most accomplished guild of all time with several noteworthy achievements under its belt such as multiple world firsts, high ranking PvP teams and losing the Classic 60 race to a bald Maltese gnome."
Is it possible to commission you, or are you all booked up with Patreon polls and the upper tiers?
I have now read a fraction of your works—maybe not much to all of it together, but a sufficient amount to find patterns. Thank you very much for providing me with study material for when I get to writing my own smut.
Meesa TNT
Meesa dynamiteCambrian do you know of any good Star Wars Stories that are not on the TvTropes page and are not done by these authors - Darth Marrs, DarthImperius, Vathara, SnowWolf35, Creen, Raven Studios, TheBeardedOne, Tsu Doh Nimh, Above the Winter Moonlight, Raven3182, Vimesenthusiast, Thayerblue1, Selector/RotaryFile. -
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