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Cambrian
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Cambrian

Inspirational As Fuck, Male, from Imperial Center

I'm considering changing my Avatar. Whether to another pic of palpatine or a new character entirely, not sure yet. Thoughts? Jan 22, 2017 at 10:10 AM

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    1. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      I'm considering changing my Avatar. Whether to another pic of palpatine or a new character entirely, not sure yet. Thoughts?
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      2. PrinceJonathan
        PrinceJonathan
        Man you write the best shit! But how the hell am I suppose to fap with mother fucking Palpatine looking at me with that saggy ass face of his?!

        If it was Vader looking at me, I could at least pretend he is Force Choking my dick.
        Jan 23, 2017 at 11:16 PM
      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        This is the greatest review of my work I've ever received.
        Jan 23, 2017 at 11:27 PM
      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        A friend had this to say when he heard about your post PrinceJonathan: "if you cant fap with that face staring you down then you arent a true star wars fan"
        Jan 23, 2017 at 11:57 PM
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    2. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      I feel like my writing is my only way of leaving my mark on the world. A very deviant and perverted mark. Probably more of a stain. Still.
    3. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Today has been utter shit, except for the time I was able to spend on this website. Thanks for being the one bright spot in my day.
      1. pepperjack and Sol Mark-1 like this.
      2. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        D'aw....dun give up!
        Jan 19, 2017 at 10:33 AM
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Never. Just 30 mph wind and sheets of rain and I had to work in it for a few hours. It sucked but nothing to giv eup over :P
        Jan 19, 2017 at 10:38 AM
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      4. ReinZero
        ReinZero
        But some people have wills made of jelly?
        Jan 19, 2017 at 10:40 AM
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    4. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Experience Matters is voting on its next target and will now update once a day. Hopefully this allows for more voter participation!
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    5. Cambrian
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        No promises on how far it'll go, but for now I'm enjoying myself with it.
        Jan 16, 2017
    6. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Experience Matters is currently voting on its next target! We also just hit Lewd #69, which is far superior to Update #69 :P
      1. Ivy and Twei like this.
    7. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      My entire world view is shaken. I just found out Tarkin in Rogue One is digital CGI and I didn't even notice. Ugggh my eyesight sucks.
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        That was an awesome watch Splodge, thank you for the link.
        Jan 14, 2017
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      4. Heather_Sinclair
        Heather_Sinclair
        I hate to break it to you, but Leia was CGI as well.
        Jan 14, 2017
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      5. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yeah but that was obvious for reasons beyond my terrible eyesight lol.
        Jan 14, 2017
    8. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Hit 40,000 likes! Thanks to everyone who appreciates my contributions to the site. Makes me feel like I belong ;)
      1. Ivy, Twei, Sol Mark-1 and 2 others like this.
    9. Cambrian
      Cambrian
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    10. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Experience Matters is currently voting on its next target AND its first mini boss! Less than 9 hours left to make your voice heard!
      1. Sol Mark-1 and 1986ctcel like this.
    11. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Love that the update shows word counts now. I can safely guess my quest's word count is around 150k after cutting off 40k of OOC fat.
    12. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        That first story, that kind of shit is what makes people hate people like me who get off on Rape Fantasy. :( Pisses me off so much.
        Jan 10, 2017
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    13. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Experience Matters hits 69 updates. Giggity.
      1. CptTagon likes this.
      2. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        Wink-wink, nudge-nudge, knowwhatImean-knowwhatImean.
        Jan 9, 2017
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    14. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      For those interested, my Quest "Experience Matters" has had its voting period extended until tomorrow at midday due to the website update.
    15. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Experience Matters is currently voting on its next heroine. Just a little over 10 hours to vote as of right now.
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    16. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Experience Matters moves on to a new heroine. If you care, make sure to vote in the next ten hours!
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      3. Imabot
        Imabot
        I checked it out just few moment a go. But thanks for explanation. I have no doubt that story is good and premise sounds interesting. I consider you to one of the best writers on QQ and you don't disappoint, because quality of writing is great.
        Jan 5, 2017
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      4. Imabot
        Imabot
        Thing is, just as you mention such possibility yourself, the lewd content I managed to see so far is not really for me. Especially later ones were more niche fetishes come into play. Way to big deviation from my personal preference.

        It's a shame but can't help it. But please carry on with that quest. I'm sure you are making many people happy.
        Jan 5, 2017
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      5. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Appreciate the feedback and the compliments. Yeah, I can completely understand that the wide spread net for fetishes would turn some people away. With a quest where anything is possible, it will inevitably end up going places that some don't enjoy.
        Jan 5, 2017
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    17. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Experience Matters is moving onto its next heroine! Make sure to vote in the next 8 hours if you care about where we go next!
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Dear gods, man, that pace is absurd.
        Jan 3, 2017
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Its been good for filling my free time. I'm off college for another 12 days but even then, it's all online and pretty easy stuff. I work, but with december finally over, work slows down and I have mostly 4 hour shifts. So need to fill the void.
        Jan 3, 2017
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    18. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      My quest Experience Matters has hit 50 updates and 10 heroines in, the voters finally chose to go after Taylor.
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        I'm surprised it took them so long what with how popular Worm is on this website :P
        Dec 31, 2016
      2. pepperjack
        pepperjack
        That's actually a factor in why it took so long, I think. There is a strong tendency on QQ to vote based on "but we ALWAYS do it that way" - even in cases where that's demonstrably false.
        Dec 31, 2016
      3. pepperjack
        pepperjack
        Put another way, Experience Matters is the only shot many of these people will get to see, say, Sekirei in a QQ quest.
        Dec 31, 2016
    19. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Experience Matters is now choosing its next heroine, and is on the cusp of 50 updates!
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Over 5,000 replies, 170 pages, and nearly 200,000 views, all in 25 days! Woohoo, this has been a fun ride, and I hope it continues for some time!
        Dec 30, 2016
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      3. CptTagon
        CptTagon
        I'm amazed at the breakneck pace you've been writing at. Good job.
        Dec 30, 2016
      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Thanks, appreciate it! It does help that I'm essentially following a lay out due to the strategies, but yeah, its a fun way to stretch my creative muscles each day.
        Dec 30, 2016
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    20. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      I wrote something new for Heartbreaking. Enjoy.
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    21. Graypairofsocks
      Graypairofsocks
      That is a amusing name for a homepage.
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        It felt appropriate :P
        Dec 28, 2016
    22. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Experience Matters moves onto our 9th heroine. We also allow Multiple Voting now after a successful test run last go around!
      1. pepperjack and 1986ctcel like this.
    23. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      I have gathered 53 followers now. When do I begin approaching cult leader status? Do I have to actually use them for stuff to get there?
      1. 1986ctcel likes this.
      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Because I'd rather just hoard and collect them like a dragon.
        Dec 27, 2016
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      3. daimahou
        daimahou
        Use them as you see fit... :P
        Dec 27, 2016
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    24. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      We shortened the latest heroine on Experience Matters to 4 updates, which means we're picking a new target again for any who took a break.
      1. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        The vote might also actually stay open 24 hours today, if I'm laid out by my 3:30 pm to 12:15 am shift tonight. We'll see how it goes.
        Dec 23, 2016
    25. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Its probably wrong to say, but I would pay money for a celeb sex tape of Toni Lahren and Trevor Noah. The hate sex would be fantastic.
      1. pepperjack
        pepperjack
        Perhaps - if Trevor Noah were truly capable of hate.
        Dec 22, 2016
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      2. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Truf. I'm imagining her as a Top, but him as a power bottom.
        Dec 22, 2016
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    26. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      That feel you get when someone new starts liking the very first posts on your quest and you're like "Oh you are in for a treat~"
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    27. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Experience Matters is picking its next target again, for those who took a break when Ranko got picked.
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      3. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        Dear heavens.
        Dec 22, 2016
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      4. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        If I'm being absolutely honest though, my quest is to Fast Food, what a quest like Slayer's current Riser Phenex Quest is to Gourmet Dining. Its not hard to churn out updates for a quest like mine. Pretty low effort.
        Dec 22, 2016
      5. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        But people enjoy it and that makes me happy, so s'all good~ Fast Food Questing is important, clearly :P
        Dec 22, 2016
    28. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      Wow, my quest has over 100k views now! That's a first for me!
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    29. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      When you find yourself searching your own name to see if anyone mentioned you recently, it may be time to go to bed.
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      2. Valette-Serafina
        Valette-Serafina
        But what if someone's using pig latin to hide it?
        Dec 18, 2016
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Well shit.
        Dec 18, 2016
      4. GhostKaiju
        GhostKaiju
        Hello, Paranoia, my old friend. I've come to talk to you again.
        Dec 18, 2016
    30. Cambrian
      Cambrian
      That feel when you go lurk on the current visitors page and 2-4 people on each page are reading something you wrote.
      1. Grosstoad and Ivy like this.
      2. Grosstoad
        Grosstoad
        +reads your Profile Page comment+
        Dec 18, 2016
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      3. Cambrian
        Cambrian
        Yoooou ;P
        Dec 18, 2016
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