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  • d.fish
    you can check out the series 猎冰, which is more breaking bad than breaking bad

    mainly because apparently the protagonist is based off of a real person, like that dude actually exists apparently
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    Biigoh
    For real?
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    d.fish
    Yeah, the guy is a real person, only went to middle school, self-taught chemistry, became a chem teacher, had these weird nationalistic principles of "let's sell to the foreigners only to avenge the opium wars", only was caught because some underlings wanted to make some quick cash and stole some goods and sold domestically
    d.fish
    d.fish
    had a wife and three kids who didn't know anything, but also had a mistress on the side who helped him with stuff, no "Jessie" though, was moving like 12 tons a day or something, the show is basically just recreating what actually happened, but you know, it's pretty good
    d.fish
    madara's fire extinguish whatever giant wave jutsu seems deadly, but it's a momentary thing, because you know, it's just a spray of fire, right, but if it was like, water or earth, I think that would be far more devastating, I mean, like, even after the move is used, you'd still have your 200 meter wide 50 meter tall tsunami wave fucking over everything
    d.fish
    For example, there was that one tribulation where an arhat went to test a meritorious king, but he kept taking the donations from people who needed it, so the king tossed him out and soaked him in a river for 3 days, so the arhat sent a famine to the kingdom, and his pet lion went and killed the king, transformed into the king, and fucked the king's wife while the king's corpse soaked in a pond for 3 years
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    Biigoh
    That doesn't sound very virtuous.
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    d.fish
    buddhists aren't, especially in journey to the west, lmao
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    Biigoh
    I guess that might be why a certain Tripitaka was extra tasty...
    d.fish
    If you think about it, Journey to the West is kinda like Grimm's fairy tales, you know, with how brutal and bloody the originals are compared to adaptions
    d.fish
    I mean, that wasn't the only thing censored, right?

    Tripitaka got killed and eaten by Sandy nine times in nine previous reincarnations, and Sandy tied those nine skulls into a necklace around his neck, right?

    But in the cartoons or the shows, you only see like, you know, beads or some shit
    d.fish
    wtf did you know Pepper Potts' Chinese translated name is super cute? It's "小辣椒", isn't that adorable???
    d.fish
    It's weird that it's a chinese saying that "some people are born in rome and some people never reach rome" to talk about the inequality of birth, or is there a different origin? I can't tell because I'm stupid
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    Biigoh
    It sounds right thou... XD
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    d.fish
    yeah but I only see that idiom being used in chinese stories...
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    Biigoh
    It's a catchy line... so don't bully the young or the poor! because something 30 miles east to west
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    d.fish
    For some reason I don't remember seeing the parts of Journey to the West where that dude murders the dragon king of the river and then the dragon king's ghost goes and haunts li shimin to death, but people say it's there

    mandela effect or censorship?
    d.fish
    so you know the ultimate villain in stephen chow's kung fu hustle, the guy who said in the world of martial arts speed determines the winner, so anyway he does that toad kung fu, right, so apparently that's from like the sequel of the return of the condor heroes, there's a villain in there named ouyang feng, who's kinda an asshole rapist murderer good guy, anyway he uses a toad skill too
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    Biigoh
    Yesh... Kung Fu hustle has lots of inspiration sources
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    d.fish
    so they made a Chinese version of breaking bad and it's actually really good like it's it might not be as, you know, well acted, because it takes a lot of cues from source material, but it's more complicated and delves deeper into the south east asian trade, and it's... dirtier and grittier too
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    d.fish
    I think the main difference between this series and the American breaking bad is that in this version the guy has a full head of hair, he's savvy and smooth and capable of charming anyone despite being middle-aged, well-connected and capable of managing a giant business empire based on drugs, and well educated in all sorts of information so that he's never caught off guard or caught flat footed
    d.fish
    what is more interesting, someone born a psychopath, or something becoming a psychopath due to later circumstances?
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    Biigoh
    Second one
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    Florian
    I mean, they both tell different stories. If you just say it plain like that it's obvious since there is more to it when you have "circumstances" and thus it's more interesting plus people like for there to always be a reason for stuff to happen even if some stuff is just random. Something something Paarthurnax struggling with the circumstances of ones birth.
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    d.fish
    It's weird that "Horcrux" is translated as "魂器", when the literal definition of the words is "soul device", which kind of makes sense but not really since whore crusts are more like soul containers or whatever, right, but you know, "魂器" is used in a lot of other medias and settings, especially the ones with soul stuff or "soul" stuff, you know the kinda fantasy magic that just gets labeled "soul" without any reason
    d.fish
    I think what's interesting about this kind of "multiple settings SI'd at the same time by one MC" type thing is that you could, instead of a "know all" or "know none" scenario, you could have the MC be familiar with some settings, and unfamiliar with others, for example if MC only knows anime but not games, or movies and not anime, etc. in this way you can mix "invincible genre" with "exploration genre"
    d.fish
    If you think about it, mortals being puppets of the gods is apt enough, if this world is a simulation and the ones outside determining fate are players, then the little npcs inside the simulation are puppets, or whatever

    basically danmachi
    d.fish
    I just don't understand why Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid is so well know in a sort of cult following way in China, like every isekai story that is a multiverse has like a one in ten chance of having the MC come here to take a flower
    d.fish
    "I want to be the King of Pirates", but in Chinese, you know, "我是要成为海贼王的男人" can also be translated as "I want to be the Pirate King's man", or perhaps "I want to marry the Pirate King"
    d.fish
    A lot of these Chinese Naruto fanfics write Hiruzen like he is Mao, especially with how he sacrifices his son, the other one not Asuma, in the third war in some of these stories like as an example to the villagers or whatever, you know
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    Biigoh
    Better than the other Hiruzen who helped Danzo kill off the Senju
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    d.fish
    saw this one weird idea where the SI MC gains the concept of "world trees" or just really big trees, and they isekai multiple times like branches into different settings with like a giant fucking tree in the middle of things and each instance of their isekai is connected with the other ones
    d.fish
    I was reading this fanfic, and this MC/author-insert had to choose between 1. having his sharingan open (he's an uchiha anyway), thunder breathing from kimetsu no yaiba which is just a sword art that looks cool, and the sui sui no mi which is the devil fruit that lets you swim through everything so if you develop it you could probably swim through the river of time...
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    don't ask me I don't know
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    Biigoh
    Borks... I mean I can see it... Thunder Breathing IS flashy
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    d.fish
    I guess it's a double negative feedback loop; I don't like the MC, but he's representative of the author, so I don't like the author, so since I don't like the author, I don't like that he's inserting himself as the MC, and since I don't like the MC, I don't like the author, and since I don't like the author, I don't like the MC
    d.fish
    Imagine cultivating for 227 million years to become golden immortal, and then another 100 million years to become emperor in heaven, and then you're like, I might as well ascend now to an even higher existence, right? And then you do that, only to arrive in a wuxia setting.
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    Wuxia is the ultimate level... because when your god tier power is equal/based on the environment, well... gotta start from scratch!
    d.fish
    The truth of Journey to the West, in essence, is profits.

    After all, when Wukong caused havoc in heaven, all accounts and records were destroyed, and all things were in chaos.

    What does this mean? It means that this is the perfect opportunity for everyone involved to embezzle and steal the accumulation of heaven, which is the sum of hundreds of millions of years of wealth.
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    d.fish
    Therefore, afterwards, only those involved and Wukong know how much is really stolen, which is why every time Wukong goes up into heaven for favors or anything else, he could get exactly what he wants, because those heavenly immortal officials all know that the only blackmail material there is is in Wukong's hands.
    d.fish
    d.fish
    For example, how many peaches were really eaten, how many golden pills were really stolen, how many armaments were really destroyed, how many heavenly horses were released and lost, how many celestial fairy virgins were really raped... who knows except the ones involved in each specific case, and Wukong?
    Biigoh
    Biigoh
    Sounds right! Lady FishFish!
    d.fish
    We won't be making AI generated porn movies because it will all be copyrighted and DRMed and stuffed behind corporate use restrictions
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