"My name is Zam Zamzam, and I like to sing, dance, rap, and play basketball, and I want to be an idoru."
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Zam138
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"Senpai, can I interest you in some... mana replenishment?"
There once was a Zam named Zamzephone Zamstar, nicknamed ZaZa, whose mommy adopted a mean step daughter who killed ZaZa's cat and kissed ZaZa's lover and became a vampire, and thus began this Zam's adventure
There once was a Zam who was cursed to time loop, but it's counted in years instead of hours, but being an optimistic Zam, she tried to live each life to its fullest, so she'd master an art or a field, fall deeply in love, achieve happiness with a significant other... and then it'd start all over again from childhood.
Today I learned that some people have great calculation ability, but use it in places no one expects
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adopts a daughteru zamu
"Vat-styled biological cloning is too difficult, so we'll just have to pick up Zams from different parts of the time line, choose the best Zam and dispose the rest, and then split time multiple ways to have our Zam clones."
but for reals though, thinking about it, I wrote too many SIs, and I don't want to use "Biigoh" as a placement holder for "average random protagonist", maybe it's time to clone some Zams
*Summons a Zam, a Zam Lily, and a Zam Alter and makes them do the Spider-Man finger pointy thingy memey*
Wow, so many Zams, so blessed!
The Council of Zams!
"Eating ramen at midnight is as lewd and immoral as NTR."
It's like, I never thought of it that way, but maybe Council of Ricks and Zelretch are similar, so if we extend that to Zams across parallel spacetime, then we can have something really funny. And as we know, the immutable rule in Type Moon is that funny characters are the strongest.
If you think about it, Fujizamaru Ritzamuka couldn't, as a regular back up master, grow so fast, become so strong, unless she broke her limiter... therefore she is one punch man
zam hair loss?
There was this one Goetia isekai where the MC, after being defeated and all, and before the lostbelt stuff, developed a FGO mobile game and caused Chaldea to become bankrupt
Inside MegaZam lives a Zam, and inside Zam lives many SmallZams, and SmallZams are made up of Zamatter, and Zamatter is composed of SamQuarks, and inside SamQuarks are LesserZamUniverses, and what lives inside LesserZamUniverses are MegaZams
Zammu pillar man stronk
One day, Zam tripped on a burrito and accidentally isekaied as Goetia
It shows that you are as amoral and chaotic and self-serving and silly as The Gudako.
Zamoardo da Vinky
There's this one line in this one story that I giggled at, it's where she was being bullied by him (for training) and she's muttering like, "Hmph, I'll endure... if I can't beat you, then I'll marry you and then I can always bully your children in the future...!"
Babidiboopi babidibapee, you are now a Da Vinky!
This is a good zam.
havent petted this zam in a hwile
whammy wham
I really dislike the stories/scripts that write "bargaining" like both sides moving towards a middle ground, that's so naive and stupid
It ought to be more like one side has the leverage, so it's like, they stick to it, and the other side moves up until reaching threshold
I saw one that went like
[Hello everyone, this is the Multiverse Brain Storage Center. Please queue up in an orderly manner to store your brains before reading the following story. Remember to take your number plate when you leave~ I hope you have a happy life, goodbye~]
the genders are male, female, email, scalemail, and blackmail
as it turns out, flat is in fact not justice
Rank Up!
[Name: Zam]
[Class: Zamserker]
[Level: 2]
[Strength: F---→F--↑]
[Durability: F---→F--↑]
[Agility: F---→F--↑]
[Magic: F---→F--↑]
[Luck: F---→F--↑]
[Noble Phantasm: F---→F--↑]
[Inherent Skills: Procrastinate EX, Divinity (Loser) F, Madness (Laziness) D]
[Noble Phantasm: Twelve Zams B, Shooting Hundred Zams C-A+] -
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