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Zhammu
This Zam ate a divine ginseng and awakened the 极品先天魅惑少妇圣体 (Translator's Note: Ultimate Exquisite Innate Alluring Young Wife Physique!!!)
Hey you, you're finally awake
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the operation was a success, you're a real boy now
One day, Zam woke up and became a magical boy
As an excellent system, you must learn how to "receive" points from your host.
So female xianxia novels and male xianxia novels seem to be on opposite spectrums; male ones tend to be 'if anyone offends me, I kill them', 'kill the young, come the old', and 'in the immortal world, there are only ants, fellow daoists, and seniors', while female is 'perhaps I should compromise with this hot guy', 'will they, won't they', 'I have so many jealous half-sisters and jealous stepmothers'
I, Zamgr
Big Zammies is huge political interest group focused on angst and harem
This Zam isekaied as an otome villainess; she is the true princess of the empire, but she was lost when she was just born, replaced by the now deceased empress' jealous handmaid's (who was also sleeping with the consort-emperor at the time and is his childhood friend) infant daughter, but this Zam doesn't want to follow the script and duel with the fake princess because she's also a reincarnated golden immortal
That time I became an Zam's eldritch patron and give her a warlock class level
Turning My Junior Zam into a Mary Zam in Xianzam Zamri World
spouses spouses spouzams spouses spouses
I read this one story where it was like MC relies on three system given spouses to get stronger, and then I realized this is like taking the wife collecting gacha mobile game premises but forcing it into a story
There is a saying, single draws in a gacha will drive your three generations into poverty, ten at a time draws in a gacha will ruin your life
Maybe curiosity killed the cat because curiosity is the first step to falling in love
Pokemon is too childish for children, but just right for college students.
Within this forest of concrete and glass, the circle of life is no longer that of predator and prey, but that of a simp buying breakfast for his goddess and her boyfriend
When it's a hot summer, and you order delivery from three different places, and three different topless delivery boys with eight-pack abs show up on your doorstep, and your neighbors see everything
Academics is so you can calmly speak with retarded stupid idiots, exercise is so retarded stupid idiots will calmly speak with you.
zum zum dimsum
"Zam kissed a 200km/h truck to save a cat, and thus was isekaied at high speed as a cat."
Within the heart of every Zam is an animal, and when Zams are backed into a corner, a beast is unleashed
(இωஇ )
꒰^ↀωↀ^꒱!
ლ(°◕‵ƹ′◕ლ)
"Zam is indeed the reincarnation of a fox, and this is a fox whose tail is always raised."
You know "Professional Loser" is one letter away from becoming a "Professional Lover", as is this Zam
"Don't worry, brothers. I slapped my husband and he said it hurt, so this isn't a dream." -
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