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Cambrian

Cambrian

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  • d.fish
    Sometimes, I imagine having a Sandevistan and using it to slow time to 1%, or basically speeding me up 100X, and then stubbing my toe, except because I'm going at 100X, that toe is crushed and turned into liquid or something
    d.fish
    When you're at that point where you're buying games on steam and not noticing or remembering you did that until a month later when you're scrolling through emails and noticing the receipts
    d.fish
    bruh bro low key high key on god say less finna gucci you doin too much absolute cinema cap no cap rizz mood sigma bussin gyatt baka
    Give a quick check and noticed that you have too many fish here, need to diverse diet a bit 😁 (here are funny discord comment I found):
    Shiro is like Cambrian with plot, but twisted to be brainwashing, corruption, blackmail and rape
    Shiro is 'Nega-Cambrian' ! It all make sense now
    d.fish
    It's funny how common cannibalism is among gods, well, I mean, like, gods eating humans, not just over here where gods turn people into drugs/pills/elixirs like in Dream of Red Mansion, or demons like in Journey to the West, but you see like Zeus or his dad eating people too, and it's like, you'd think gods are above that, but it's like to gods, people are like talking, walking M&M candies
    d.fish
    Don't know why it's a trope for a student (boy) to go to a student's (girl) house to study, and they're like too shy or whatever, and then that student (boy) goes to the bathroom, and for some reason the older woman (big sister/mom/aunt/etc.) just happens to not lock the door, so they bang

    Like, it happens so much, do all these houses have that great sound isolation?? And what about the stains???
    d.fish
    Lmao that one dude who didn't like the spider girls and was wondering which "girl" Nezha is in the monkey game ahahahahahahahahaa
    d.fish
    You'd think that with all the new characters in video games with disabilities there'd be more demiliches, but nope, no representation for people with only a skull left.
    d.fish
    from the looks of it, Harambe started the last internet decade, Concord started this new internet decade
    d.fish
    You know, it's like, starbucks really dropped the ball this year, look at luckin coffee, they did a journey to the west event, you can even get a drinking straw styled like the monkey stick
    d.fish
    But there's actually a lot of beautiful ladies in the Journey to the West setting even outside of monkey game;

    Yaochi/Queen Mother of the West/Empress of Heaven (sometimes one person, sometimes multiple)
    Seven Fairies of the Peach Garden
    Chang E and Jade Bunnygirl on the Moon
    Jiutian Xuannv

    ... lots more, but it's like, Erlang's hot milf mom who's also the Jade Emperor's imouto, that kind of side character lmao
    d.fish
    The thing is about etymology, you know, "clone" is from plant off-shooting, "doppelganger" is double gang like spit roasting in bed, while "分身" is literally body splitting,

    So anyway, a monkey's butt hair
    d.fish
    Back during monkey king times, they didn't have toilet paper, instead, they used pieces of bamboo and scrape it off
    d.fish
    It's because one of the first lines in the game, in the intro, is about how all the monkeys are dead, so all the monkeys that come after have to be clones, or other beings in disguise, right?
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    d.fish
    d.fish
    Maybe this was lost in translation
    Cambrian
    Cambrian
    Yeah if you're talking about in the opening, Wukong says something (paraphrasing) like "I could understand all the other things you did, but KILLING MY KIN PISSES ME OFF" basically. In English, he doesn't say every single monkey is dead, just that the monkeys HAVE been dying
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    In Chinese there was an implication but no explicit wording of this; he said they killed all his monkey children and monkey grandchildren, basically, and this is how he addresses all the other monkeys on his mountain under his rule in the original novel
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