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Zam138

Zam138

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    "But that college has more hot guys!"
    "Are you all just looking at looks when you're choosing your schools? What about majors? What about careers?"
    "Eh, no matter which major I pick, I'll just end up regretting it anyway, right?"
    d.fish
    One day, Zam woke up as meme-Gudako, with all her servants in Skyrim, who just simultaneously became the leader of the thieves guild, nightingales, the companions, college of winterhold, dawnguard... just to run into two pushy old ladies, one of whom wants to force Zam to join some dark brotherhood and the other wants to force Zam to kill some old paarthydragon
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    Mechanical Ascension: I built a cat girl robot.
    Biological Ascension: I grafted cat ears and tail to a girl.
    Psionic Ascension: I worship an imaginary cat girl in my dreams.
    d.fish
    a new morning a new zam... pancake

    haven't had pancakes in a while

    hmmm need to add butter

    a stick of sweetened butter

    hehe butt hehe
    d.fish
    the world is more than black and white (good and evil) and more shades of grey because good guys aren't strong enough strong enough to kill every single evil
    d.fish
    ZAM
    The Chronicle
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    I was looking at the openings of ultraman cuz they hot blood music, and I noticed a lot of them were actually titled "<name of the ultraman> the Chronicle"
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    ULTRAZAM
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    The Japanese pronunciation of "Ultraman" (when spoken with emotion, especially rage) sounds like the Chinese words "鱼头喇嘛"
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    I hate it when you have the stories where the antagonist is shown on screen scheming or whatever and you just see the protagonist being completely oblivious, instead of counter scheming, it's like if you're in a fight and you know someone's gonna repeatedly punch you in the face and you kind of have to just stand there and take it
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    I like it better when they're both scheming, but most writers can't rub enough brain cells together to do that
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    Because Protagonists having plans to counter a villain's plans (and by that I mean "on-screen" plans not "We pulled this No U out of nowhere to win the day) means Villains might counter that plan, and so on and so forth, and many creators just want to have the Protagonist be reactive rather than go that deep into planning.
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    I just

    you know

    like if the villainess is like "I'm gonna ntr your husbando", then the heroine is also like "I'm gonna ntr your dad" or something, you know
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    I really dislike these "I'm a small time private farmer in the Pokemon world with a breeder shop" type stories, like because they make no sense when they try to make the MC unique, but on the other hand, they're so heart warming, you know, like hugging a happy fox in a pile of snow

    hehe contrary snivy so tsundere
    d.fish
    "After Zam's Eevee accidentally used Hyper Beam at home, Zam's house changed from American-style into Syrian-style."
    d.fish
    If you think about it, Hestia is a shut-in otaku hikineet, she's lazy and doesn't accomplish anything, and lives off of her friend, while just laying around enjoying life.

    So maybe Zam is Hestia...
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    N-no...
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    It's time to start a familia and have children, Zam! Also time to get kicked out...
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    I Was Kicked Out Of Heaven For Being A NEET But They Didn't Understand I Was Trying To Cultivate And Reach Past The Heavenly Realm, So I Picked Up A Bunny Apprentice To Breach Heaven And Show The Rest Of The Gods My Dao!
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    They keep making fun of that one Tifa cosplayer of her little soft tummy, but to be honest, I kind of want to squeeze her tummy too.
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    One day, Zam isekaied as an otome setting final boss villainess, with 98% of the empire's troops, economy, trade, production, and propaganda under her disposal. The slutty heroine with her four male pets--the crown prince, the scholar, the buff guy, and the rich boi--convince the emperor to command Zam to suicide.

    Zam realizes there is only one course of action, and that is rebellion and revolution...
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    On the first day of Zam's college life, her aristocratic lady roommate humiliated her by tossing a check for a million dollars into zam's face telling her to clean the room, and then humiliated her by tossing the keys to a new luxury car and a deed to an mansion estate into zam's face telling her to be her follower. Such a poor, humiliated Zam, alas...
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