After I isekaied, I accidentally failed my tribulation and temporarily lost my cultivation. Rather than help me recover, my seven sexy disciples chose at this time to push me down instead
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Zammijuice, Zammijuice, Zammijuice
People who use Zam unironically
People who use "rizz" unironically
Not only girls can jade, like, in 绝代双骄, the sexy father of the sexy twin bois, Jiang Feng, is called "Jade Male", and he's counterpart to his sworn brother Yan Nantian, and in the book, there's a saying "No woman in the world can resist Jiang Feng's smile, no man in the world can resist Yan Nantian's sword"
not sure if gay
Some of these idioms (well, not idioms in the English sense, but you know) are kind of clever; "red" (红) + "beauty" (颜) + "knowledge" (知) + "self" (己) = sexy confidante lmao
Is an expired Zam more Zamilious or not Zamilious?
Is an expired poison more poisonous or not poisonous?
A smug Zam is a zmug.
Nanomachines, Zam!
Shadow Moses Incident really happened.
dual zamtivation
soft and fragrant zam
Maybe an alternate, more interesting Zam would be one that still isekais to a lowly medieval/antiquity setting, but this Zam is really smart and deduces a method for magic from people's mysticism and religion and becomes the founder of magic
This Zam isekaied, and System Fish told Zam this is a dangerous high fantasy world where big bads destroy dimensions and swallow worlds, so Zam became a hikineet otaku inside her newbie wizard's tower where Zam learned magic for a thousand years and becamea thousand-year-old virginan Archmage, but after walking out, she found out it's just a medieval world that is only half a step into low fantasy...
There aren't enough of those early 00s dressup flash games these days
What is funnier is that the term 香 is also often used when a pretty girl reveals that she is actually a boy in disguise; with the meme phrase "兄弟，你好香", which is supposed to mean the poster of that message thinks the girl being a boy makes her more attractive
sort of like that feminine penis meme
Anyway, maybe that's why people in our world spawn without the consciousness that they are in a simulation, but it seems like this only mitigates a small fraction of excessive human behavior
It feels like in stories where you isekai collectively into a game (or "if you die in the game, you die in real life") on mass, like if everyone in the world enters a game, it turns out the NPCs/otherworld population aren't the most hateful, and it seems like no matter how you write, it's actually other gamers/players who are the ones who deserve to die the most,
Want... want... 亲亲抱抱举高高
So Chanel is 香奈儿, but the nickname for Chanel is 香奶奶 hehe
"We've only known each other for fifteen minutes and you've already kissed me! And it's the kind with the tongue! Do you think I'm some casual, loose woman you can kiss without consequence? Get back here and let me kiss you back, damn it!"
Zamfessional Zamer
Zhammu
This Zam ate a divine ginseng and awakened the 极品先天魅惑少妇圣体 (Translator's Note: Ultimate Exquisite Innate Alluring Young Wife Physique!!!)
Hey you, you're finally awake
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the operation was a success, you're a real boy now
One day, Zam woke up and became a magical boy
As an excellent system, you must learn how to "receive" points from your host.
So female xianxia novels and male xianxia novels seem to be on opposite spectrums; male ones tend to be 'if anyone offends me, I kill them', 'kill the young, come the old', and 'in the immortal world, there are only ants, fellow daoists, and seniors', while female is 'perhaps I should compromise with this hot guy', 'will they, won't they', 'I have so many jealous half-sisters and jealous stepmothers' -
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