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  1. abyssalmandate

    Naruto: the spiral of inheritance
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1 — The Loud Stranger

    The road to Konoha was quieter than Kamui had imagined. He had spent years seeing the village through a screen, where something always seemed to be happening. Shinobi leaped across rooftops on their way to missions, merchants argued with customers, children raced through the streets, and...
  2. Boroda Orka

    The Foldable Cultivator [High School DxD]
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    "My stomach hurts," I told the guy across from me. I didn't get so much as a shred of sympathy. "You piece of trash… How dare you…" He never got to finish. It's hard to hurl abuse at someone when you've got a knife sticking out of your throat. Not a combat knife, either, just a perfectly...
  3. JimmyFingus

    The Unbearable Burden of Being Buxom (A Magical Girl Story)
    Threadmarks: A Long Day I

    A Long Day I September 4, 2008 Intro to Composition 'Man, wouldn't it be awesome to pick a bunch of late classes and be able to sleep in everyday?' When Eleanor picked her classes for her first semester at Costello State, she remembered thinking something pretty much exactly like that...

  4. MegaMan X Marvel Story Idea! Heroic MegaMan! (It is not perfect).
    Index: MegaMan X Marvel.

    STORY REQUEST FOR THE BEST FANFIC WRITERS: MEGAMAN CLASSIC X MARVEL CROSSOVER STORY PLAN! Ah, where are my manners? Salutations, dear readers! I am Craze16, your humble narrator, a writer born in the rainy embrace of England to two proud Somali parents. You may call me a dreamer, a...
  5. HiddenMaster

    Fish Priestess in Trouble (Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild x Ocarina of Time Crossover Crack AU)
    Threadmarks: FPIT 01

    Fish Priestess in Trouble (Of her Own Making) 01: Time Travel? Is that Tasty? Disclaimer: A bit of a Zelda Ocarina of Time and Breath of the Wild crossover happening in the OoT timeline. Featuring an OC Zora with DnD warlock powers, time travel and speedrun shenanigans. This is a...
  6. Boroda Orka

    Akademia — A Short Fantasy Comedy
    Threadmarks: One-shot

    The old wizard sat behind his desk, wrapped in his robes, fixing the boy before him with a stern gaze. The lad had only just passed the entrance examinations for the Academy of the Greatest Heroes. Young and painfully thin, with clear eyes touched by a faint, lingering sadness, the boy shifted...
  7. CCClover

    A Demon Archmage in New York
    Threadmarks: 1 - The Fall of the Black Palace

    CHAPTER ONE: THE FALL OF THE BLACK PALACE It was the end of the world. A lone figure in stark black robes hurried through a vast, empty hall. The walls soared up on either side of him, rising to a vaulted ceiling so high it was nearly hidden from view. They were carved from soulstone...
  8. Boroda Orka

    The Force of Magic [Star Wars SI]
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    "Even if you're a Great Sorcerer, there's still a very good chance you'll blow up your own ass instead of your enemy's if you act first and think later." © Rung, sorcerer of the Age of Heroes. Damn rain. I'd been sitting in the first cave I came across—or, more accurately, happened to discover...
  9. darkrednotmaroon

    The Spilled Ones (Kobore-mono)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 0 - Muscle Memory

    The Spilled Ones volume 1 and 2 are now available on Amazon KDP and KU.
  10. Tangent

    LOMBAX A-GO-GO (a semi-SI Ratchet & Clank fic)
    Threadmarks: LOMBAX A-GO-GO (chapter 1)

    Prelude: Drift The Lombaxes did not abandon the Polaris Galaxy lightly. Tachyon's War had been a losing struggle from the very beginning, shaped entirely by Percival Tachyon's aggression and escalation. The soon-to-be Emperor of the Tachyon Empire had begun the war by turning the Lombaxes' own...
  11. kazuma1212

    Sword Saint Of The New World (Reinhard x Overlord)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1: Reunion… I suppose?!

    A man clad in pristine white cloth walked down a path that looked like it led somewhere, though "somewhere" was a concept that currently eluded him. He was simply going… forward. Reinhard van Astrea stopped for a moment, his blue eyes scanning the horizon. Even though he was hopelessly lost...
  12. TheLastDreamer

    One Punch MCU
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    Tatsumaki screamed, blood dripping from her nose as she thrust both hands toward the sky. Above her, an entire city block complete with a shattered intersection and a half-collapsed grocery store were slowly drifting up into the clouds. She pulled with every ounce of her power to bring it back...
  13. Phen0m20

    Stanley 4.27 [The Stanley Parable/The Bible]
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    A/N: This is a Biblical satire built around The Stanley Parable. The premise is exactly what it sounds like: The Narrator has somehow inserted himself into scripture and has decided that Creation, free will, divine commands, prophecy, and the general management of humanity could all use some...
  14. SoapHeller

    A Love to Start a War (Class of '09/Infinite Stratos)
    Threadmarks: A Girl and Her Portable Nuke

    Warning: Due to this fanfic being a crossover involving Class of '09, heavy themes like drug abuse, bullying, gender abuse (both misogynist and misandrist), abuse of authority, pedophilia, terrorism, and other related issues will be mentioned and constantly made fun of. Class of '09 belongs to...
  15. LeonTrollski

    [RWBY] Stare into my...
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    Ch.1 Team RWBY's regular team bonding outings had been a great success in Ruby's opinion. The team was more in sync, performed better in their combat classes, and they were even all still friends after all the racism/terrorism revelations! Probably the bonding had helped! The only downside was...
  16. LightDusk16

    Mobius Exodus
    Threadmarks: Episode 1: It All Started With a Portal

    Originally cross-posted on FF and AO3, but moving over to here for better interaction now that I have time to actually work on it. Planning on doing a chapter a week, and very much would love to discuss with you all any ideas or thoughts you have about the story as it goes on. I only know so...
  17. BadatQuests

    The Night Shift Archmage
    Threadmarks: 1. The System has Questions

    Somewhere on a street in the suburbs of Kellblay City, inside the bowels of the local MinouseMart, Soren Vonesdar, night-shift employee, was stacking Ramen cups on the shelves at the back of the store, labels facing outward and chicken flavor in the center, since the middle shelf was empty once...
  18. Tangent

    The QUICK and the DEADBEAT
    Threadmarks: Q&tD - ch01

    The Quick and the Deadbeat Yet another SI set in a Sonic AU setting! Issues? I'll have you know that I have subscriptions! O o O o O O o O o O Ugh… I ache all over, and feel like I literally collided with somebody while running. Which is patently ridiculous, as I haven't been able to run...
  19. Mad King Kevin

    Handsome Jack: The Hero?
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1: Welcome to Pandora

    Chapter 1: Welcome to Pandora It was hard to breathe, I couldn't even open both my eyes. I tried to settle for one and blearily glanced down at myself to see my clothes covered in blood, most of it wasn't even mine. I felt a weight at my side and saw the body of a beautiful woman. She was caked...
  20. CosmicBigfoot

    The New Abnormal (My Hero Academia/Celestial Mutation)
    Threadmarks: Eternal summer

    ??? If someone asked him, hypothetically speaking, what he thought might happen if his head ever had a three way love affair between a spinning truck tire and hot asphalt, his answer would've probably began and ended at "Die messily." Waking up in another country halfway across the planet two...
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