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  1. RiP

    Guardian of the Empire
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    Translation of the original novel by Andrey Burevoy. Страж Империи If you see any unclear places, please let me know. Help make the translation better. * * * Waving to the driver, I moved away from the cart and returned to my usual place to the left of the gate arch. Squinting, I looked at the...
  2. 13thsephiroth

    Fate/Knights of the Heroic Throne
    Threadmarks: Prologue Chapter 0 - The Sword and the Once Tyrant’s Arrival

    Fate/Knights of the Heroic Throne Disclaimer: This story is set in an alternate universe that diverges from established Star Wars lore. I’m not confident enough to follow Star Wars lore one-to-one, but I’ll do my best to respect both Legends and canon where possible. Some timelines and...
  3. Wintercat

    Imperial versus Metric System (Or Something Else?)

    So, I have used both of these systems, I live in Finland so the Metric System is what I am more familiar with, and my go-to system in most matters, but I like writing stories on the internet, and in many cases those stories deal with either American setting, or a world set in earlier ages where...
  4. MoonyNightShade

    Deadpool in Westeros: Chaos All Around
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1 - The One Where the Chimichangas are Terrible

    The first thing Wade Wilson noticed was the smell. It was a dense, physical presence, a rancid cocktail of dirty people, stale beer, and something profoundly, anciently shitty. He’d been in some rank places, but this was a masterpiece of stench. A Sistine Chapel of stink if you will. He...
  5. Avip_br

    RWBY NOT! [RWBY ISEKAI FIC]
    Threadmarks: 01 – What happened to the canon?

    [#] This story is different from the original Canon, bordering on "AU". [#] And truth be told... I just wanted to write a story with Bleiss Schnee. [#] FYI: This story will contain a lot of swearing! Almost like a collab between Seth MacFarlane, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Vivziepop. My...
  6. MoonyNightShade

    Harry Potter: Keeping Up with Arthur (Post-Canon Divergent, New Generation, SI OC)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1: The Boy on the Train

    Chapter 1: The Boy on the Train Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the world appearing in this story. They are creations and property of J.K. Rowling. I'm not sure if I can claim any OCs as my own, so I'll play it safe and dedicate them to her as well. —————————— Author's Note...
  7. BoofusRufus

    Snatched From the Florpus
    Threadmarks: Born In a Glass Jar

    Far within the deepest reaches of space, A strange Armada of ships float within the endless expanse. Clusters of fluttering, sputtering and clicking ships swarm around a ship of a much larger design. Strangely, upon the face of the mother ship was a painting, an alien face with colorless eyes...
  8. HiddenMaster

    Catgirl Isekai Gone Wrong
    Threadmarks: Arc One - Chapter One: The Obligatory Reincarnation Fairy is more Muscular than Expected

    Art by Gab0o0 Chapter One: The Obligatory Reincarnation Fairy is more Muscular than Expected When I died, I expected there to be less fire. Some might think flames being my painful end was symbolic of what awaited me in certain Abrahamic religions based on my pornographic choices, but I'd...
  9. Ihavethehighground

    Yet another gamer story. Yay!
    Threadmarks: I was tricked, I was backstabbed, and I was quite possibly bamboozled!

    A/N: I haven't done this in ages. I'm rusty. And working off coffee and spite these days. Someone kill me. Joking. Not really. *** [Please select a difficulty.] [Easy mode - Be born with rich parents, the same age as the main characters, in the same city, and gain an inferior version of the...

  10. A Tale from Brockton Bay (Worm/Undertale/Deltarune)
    Threadmarks: CONNECTION ESTABLISHED

    GREETINGS. IT'S BEEN A WHILE, HASN'T IT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE? AH, I SEE YOU ARE SIMPLY BORED AND SO YOU CAME TO SEE ME. HOW NICE. OH? YOU TOO ARE PART OF THEIR EXPERIMENT? HOW DO I KNOW ABOUT IT? I PLAYED JUST A SMALL PART. DON'T WORRY. I WON'T RUIN YOUR FUN AGAIN FOR WHAT YOU...
  11. TimBaril

    Dungeon Master: It's a Magical World
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1 - Wanna Buy a Dungeon?

    "Hey. You wanna buy a dungeon?" The shady salesman's eyes warily shifted left and right like some cartoon villain before returning to land on what he seemed to think was a potential customer. Not that he looked much like a door-to-door salesman. He was scruffy and unshaved, his blue eyes were...

  12. The Broken Adventures of Level 100 Sora
    Threadmarks: Introduction

    This thread will be dedicated to an AU based around the comedy idea of of Sora becoming ludicrously strong before leaving the Destiny Islands and how it effects people and events around him. It will host the main story of Level 100 Sora, discussions, and side material that may not be canon to...
  13. [Witch]AtTheEndOfTime

    Sakura Haruno The Gaming Addict, and Her Gamified Life [Naruto]
    Threadmarks: The Start of an Adventure, now if only she was awake for it.

    Finally cross posting this story. It's been a huge part of my life for over a year but it's always felt awkward not having it on here, even if it's not in the main section because it's 100% SFW. QQ is my home, and if nothing else it should at least be here even if no one reads it. Have fun...
  14. GrimmKenway8646

    [Archive] Roleplay Rant as Jill

    Alright. I have had it. Do you know how many times I have been chased, shot at, clawed, bitten, experimented on, and nearly turned into some grotesque lab abomination? I lost count somewhere between the mansion full of zombies and the city full of brain-eating nightmares. Oh, let's start...
  15. Davos

    [Class of 09 x The Coffin of Andy and Leyley] A Negative and a Negative makes a...?
    Threadmarks: 1

    "Nicole, stop glowering at me." "What, am I being too obvious like your shrinking milf window?" Nicole says as she takes an expertly packed box of her stuff to her new room. "Shut your fucking mouth about that! I have plenty of years ahead of me, and I'm not the one that got the school...
  16. Riddlest

    Applied Mathemagics
    Threadmarks: Arrival

    I come to lying on my side in what smells like a swamp, the damp earth pressing into my face. My limbs feel all wrong, too short and bent in ways they shouldn't be. The air is thick and damp, filled with the scent of wet leaves, dirt, and something acrid that stings my nose. Groaning, I try to...
  17. Ridiculous aplenty

    Star Wars: Downright Unreasonable ( BAR/SW SI )
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1: It began ... with a clank

    A/N:1 I don't have a theme for this chapter. But I will give you the main three songs I was listening to while making said chapter. So in no particular order. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVClSLTwDw4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9aslWZNb24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgVTmt6t3hg...
  18. UltimateQuester

    The Jackasses: Combo Breaker (SI/YouTubers/Mass Crossovers)
    Threadmarks: Cross-Up

    The Jackasses: Combo Breaker (The Jackasses/One Minute Melee) Raphael could only think one thing walking into the bar: This was gonna be SO much better than having sex. It was part of Raphael's lifestyle to walk outside, hit on girls, and satisfy his addiction every time he was done with...
  19. Tototoluca

    Instigating In Kivotos (Blue Archive X Baku)
    Threadmarks: Return to Form.

    Ay, this isn't ever going to be updated, it's dead. I woulda loved to delete this account TBH but since I can't and make a new one, I'll settle for this. If you wanted more than either do it yourself or I'm sorry. Thursday. "Hah…no new uploads?..." Sora sighs as she scrolls on her phone...
  20. QaletaqaThorson

    Epic of Hiccstrid
    Threadmarks: The Epic of Hiccstrid

    Hiccup groaned, sliding into a chair as his exhaustion finally set in. "How in Thor's name did dad handle this job? I swear, Loki must have invaded the minds of everyone on this island!" He grunted, barely lifting his hand before something cold, damp and rectangular was placed in it. "Thanks...
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