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  1. Ardenox

    100x Rewards: Draconic Evolution As An NPC (LITRPG/Cultivation/Artifact Refining)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1: The Demon who slashed at Heavens.

    The whole of the Nine Heavens watched with bated breath as the Ten Great Sects closed in around the Demon King of Obsession. “Put down your sword and surrender, you vile wretch,” someone barked. My little sword won’t stand up in this situation either, I’m not an exhibitionist…maybe. “This is...
  2. DreamingScholar

    Life of the 69th Child of the Demon Lord: A Cultivator’s Tale
    Threadmarks: The Pond Has No Fish

    Chapter 1: The Pond Has No Fish There were no fish in the pond. That wasn't metaphorical — not a single scale, fin, or flick of life swam beneath the mirrored surface. It was just water. Very clean, very expensive water, the kind distilled from celestial dew and filtered through the bones of...
  3. ZappyBoi

    We Need Money, Adam! (Hazbin Hotel)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    "You have got to be kidding me." The High Seraphim was no stranger to the cost of warfare, but this—this was absurd. Adam, First of Man, stood proudly beside a golden parchment that he had handed to her and it unfurled like an overly dramatic invoice. "And of course we'll need matching outfits...
  4. Davos

    Cu-nosuba: God’s Blessing on This Lancer’s Holy Grail War!
    Threadmarks: 1

    Cu Chulainn finds himself stunned as his master's blood drips from the priest's hands. Then he raises his spear. "Come now, Child of Light, surely you realize striking me down now is impossible? We are on hallowed ground~." Kotomine Kirei says with lightless eyes despite his grin. "You believe...
  5. Leektheratking

    Where Blood Stains(an original fantasy story)
    Threadmarks: A Satin cage

    Awakening was, something else. for one moment to find yourself dead and the next alive…well mostly. At first my awakening was something of a shock, the crushing cushions of the dense ebony coffin tightened to my limbs like a coiling satin snake, fluffed with innumerable feathers of the finest...
  6. Ardenox

    100x Rewards As A NPC
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1: The Demon who slashed at Heavens.

    The whole of the Nine Heavens watched with bated breath as the Ten Great Sects closed in around the Demon King of Obsession. "Put down your sword and surrender, you vile wretch," someone barked. My little sword won't stand up in this situation either, I'm not an exhibitionist…maybe. "This is...
  7. RiP

    Guardian of the Empire
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1

    Translation of the original novel by Andrey Burevoy. Страж Империи If you see any unclear places, please let me know. Help make the translation better. * * * Waving to the driver, I moved away from the cart and returned to my usual place to the left of the gate arch. Squinting, I looked at the...
  8. 13thsephiroth

    Fate/Knights of the Heroic Throne
    Threadmarks: Prologue Chapter 0 - The Sword and the Once Tyrant’s Arrival

    Fate/Knights of the Heroic Throne Disclaimer: This story is set in an alternate universe that diverges from established Star Wars lore. I’m not confident enough to follow Star Wars lore one-to-one, but I’ll do my best to respect both Legends and canon where possible. Some timelines and...
  9. Wintercat

    Imperial versus Metric System (Or Something Else?)

    So, I have used both of these systems, I live in Finland so the Metric System is what I am more familiar with, and my go-to system in most matters, but I like writing stories on the internet, and in many cases those stories deal with either American setting, or a world set in earlier ages where...
  10. MoonyNightShade

    Deadpool in Westeros: Chaos All Around
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1 - The One Where the Chimichangas are Terrible

    The first thing Wade Wilson noticed was the smell. It was a dense, physical presence, a rancid cocktail of dirty people, stale beer, and something profoundly, anciently shitty. He’d been in some rank places, but this was a masterpiece of stench. A Sistine Chapel of stink if you will. He...
  11. Avip_br

    RWBY NOT! [RWBY ISEKAI FIC]
    Threadmarks: 01 – What happened to the canon?

    [#] This story is different from the original Canon, bordering on "AU". [#] And truth be told... I just wanted to write a story with Bleiss Schnee. [#] FYI: This story will contain a lot of swearing! Almost like a collab between Seth MacFarlane, Matt Stone, Trey Parker, and Vivziepop. My...
  12. MoonyNightShade

    Harry Potter: Keeping Up with Arthur (Post-Canon Divergent, New Generation, SI OC)
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1: The Boy on the Train

    Chapter 1: The Boy on the Train Disclaimer: I don't own the characters or the world appearing in this story. They are creations and property of J.K. Rowling. I'm not sure if I can claim any OCs as my own, so I'll play it safe and dedicate them to her as well. —————————— Author's Note...
  13. BoofusRufus

    Snatched From the Florpus
    Threadmarks: Born In a Glass Jar

    Far within the deepest reaches of space, A strange Armada of ships float within the endless expanse. Clusters of fluttering, sputtering and clicking ships swarm around a ship of a much larger design. Strangely, upon the face of the mother ship was a painting, an alien face with colorless eyes...
  14. HiddenMaster

    Catgirl Isekai Gone Wrong
    Threadmarks: Arc One - Chapter One: The Obligatory Reincarnation Fairy is more Muscular than Expected

    Art by Gab0o0 Chapter One: The Obligatory Reincarnation Fairy is more Muscular than Expected When I died, I expected there to be less fire. Some might think flames being my painful end was symbolic of what awaited me in certain Abrahamic religions based on my pornographic choices, but I'd...
  15. Ihavethehighground

    Yet another gamer story. Yay!
    Threadmarks: I was tricked, I was backstabbed, and I was quite possibly bamboozled!

    A/N: I haven't done this in ages. I'm rusty. And working off coffee and spite these days. Someone kill me. Joking. Not really. *** [Please select a difficulty.] [Easy mode - Be born with rich parents, the same age as the main characters, in the same city, and gain an inferior version of the...

  16. A Tale from Brockton Bay (Worm/Undertale/Deltarune)
    Threadmarks: CONNECTION ESTABLISHED

    GREETINGS. IT'S BEEN A WHILE, HASN'T IT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING BACK HERE? AH, I SEE YOU ARE SIMPLY BORED AND SO YOU CAME TO SEE ME. HOW NICE. OH? YOU TOO ARE PART OF THEIR EXPERIMENT? HOW DO I KNOW ABOUT IT? I PLAYED JUST A SMALL PART. DON'T WORRY. I WON'T RUIN YOUR FUN AGAIN FOR WHAT YOU...
  17. TimBaril

    Dungeon Master: It's a Magical World
    Threadmarks: Chapter 1 - Wanna Buy a Dungeon?

    "Hey. You wanna buy a dungeon?" The shady salesman's eyes warily shifted left and right like some cartoon villain before returning to land on what he seemed to think was a potential customer. Not that he looked much like a door-to-door salesman. He was scruffy and unshaved, his blue eyes were...

  18. The Broken Adventures of Level 100 Sora
    Threadmarks: Introduction

    This thread will be dedicated to an AU based around the comedy idea of of Sora becoming ludicrously strong before leaving the Destiny Islands and how it effects people and events around him. It will host the main story of Level 100 Sora, discussions, and side material that may not be canon to...
  19. [Witch]AtTheEndOfTime

    Sakura Haruno The Gaming Addict, and Her Gamified Life [Naruto]
    Threadmarks: The Start of an Adventure, now if only she was awake for it.

    Finally cross posting this story. It's been a huge part of my life for over a year but it's always felt awkward not having it on here, even if it's not in the main section because it's 100% SFW. QQ is my home, and if nothing else it should at least be here even if no one reads it. Have fun...
  20. GrimmKenway8646

    [Archive] Roleplay Rant as Jill

    Alright. I have had it. Do you know how many times I have been chased, shot at, clawed, bitten, experimented on, and nearly turned into some grotesque lab abomination? I lost count somewhere between the mansion full of zombies and the city full of brain-eating nightmares. Oh, let's start...
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