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A Winkle in Reality

Chapter 61. New
Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoy. If you REALLY like it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.


As overwhelmed as I was feeling, between the realisation of Vulpix's problem, my own breakdown as everything caught up to me, and Espeon's evolution, I didn't get much time to collect myself before we were surrounded.

The evolution of a teammate was a big deal. While it wasn't a hard rule – looking at you, Pikachu – evolving was generally something all Pokémon looked forward to. Like the instinct to mate, hunt, and survive, reaching their final stage was deeply embedded in their genes. Not only would it give strength, but some first stage evolutions couldn't mate at all.

So, with it being my third time, I kind of knew what to expect when reintroducing Espeon to the rest of the team, though it was a little awkward with the way she refused to let go of me, forcing me to carry her to each Pokémon myself, Vulpix squeezed between us.

I wasn't keen on letting the fox go anytime soon.

Sol could not believe his eyes, pressing in close to sniff, only to dart back when Espeon's eyes and the focusing crystal in her forehead glowed a hot pink warningly. Evolution seemingly hadn't changed her low opinion of the unserious Arcanine.

It did little to change Sol's awe. The idea of evolving and still being so small was mind-blowing to him.

Hercules likewise seemed a little confused about the lack of muscles and general fragility of the Psychic-Type, but was smart enough to know there was more to combat than hitting it hard.

He just didn't agree.

Speaking of combat, though, I was curious about what changes Espeon had gone through, which led me to whip out my PokéDex for the first time in a while, with mixed feelings.

But I wouldn't let that affect my team anymore.

"Espeon, the Sun Pokémon. Espeon is extremely loyal to any Trainer it considers to be worthy. It is said that this Pokémon developed its precognitive powers to protect its Trainer from harm. It uses the fine hair that covers its body to sense air currents and predict its enemy's actions."

"This Espeon has the ability: Magic Bounce, and knows the moves: Tackle, Growl, Tail Whip, Sand Attack, Quick Attack, Baby-Doll Eyes, Swift, Hyper Voice, Detect (egg move), Confusion."


There were different levels of comprehension; Sol clearly was not getting it, while Espeon herself preened from her description. Other than the Ability – which we'd explore – and the flavour text, the main difference was her getting Confusion. The only Psychic-Type move anyone else had was Sol's Agility, and that had been a nightmare to get working and still wasn't mastered, so I wasn't sure how to go about it, but-

Mid-thought, a slight crunch! from a dry leaf had Espeon's head darting to the side, eyes and focusing jewel shining the warm pink somewhere between her eye and fur colour. The Psychic energy built swiftly, seeming to reach a limit before being unleashed.

A shockwave blew through the plains, grass being flattened and bushes ripped from the ground under the pink wave of telekinesis. The air wavered and undulated in a weirdly non-uniform way, twisting and distorting space as it rippled over the landscape, dust and the top layer of soil blown back under the wide Confusion-

All except for a small patch where the debris seemed to hit something and fall to the ground, as if an invisible wall had stopped it. Despite the uncontrolled blast, the invisible spot remained unmoving, unaffected by the Psychic energy and began moving sideways through the shockwave. It had almost left the area affected, where we'd lose sight of it as it left the dust, when a black patch shot up in front of it, Honedge rising from the shadow to stop the interloper.

"STOP! Let it go!" I shouted, freezing the ghost and allowing the invisible Pokémon to run around it, any signs vanishing as it fled. "That's the one I told you about. As long as it doesn't turn hostile, it's earned some privacy. It probably saved Ee-Espeon and my lives against the bounty hunter."

There was a faint, foreign feeling of embarrassment that was quickly squashed as Espeon pressed her head back against me for some attention as we all wound down.

The options were narrowing for what our invisible friend could, and it was getting exciting. I'd read up on the possibilities on the PokéNet since noticing we were being followed. Being completely unaffected by the Confusion almost guaranteed Dark-Type, and while there were several that could learn illusions, few specialised in it enough to use them so well without training.

But that was for another time, when it either felt safer or I could find it without the whole team staring it down. Until then, things returned to welcoming the 'newest' teammate.

Honedge… I don't know what I expected, but the sword's single, blue eye briefly glancing at Espeon before hiding in my shadow again wasn't surprising. Espeon likewise didn't seem to care, crawling up to try and lie across my shoulders. Even though she wasn't that much bigger, it was still a little awkward and would need getting used to.

I'd take indifference. I'd feared worse given their respective Types.

Scanning Espeon reminded me that I never got around to doing the same with the Steel/Ghost-Type, prompting me to do so.

"Honedge, the Sword Pokémon. Apparently, this Pokémon is born when a departed spirit inhabits a sword. It attaches itself to people and drinks their life force. If anyone dares to grab its hilt, it wraps a blue cloth around that person's arm and drains that person's life energy completely."

"This Honedge has the ability: No Guard, and knows the moves: Tackle, Swords Dance, Shadow Sneak, Shadow Claw, Metal Claw, Slash."


The only unexpected thing was Swords Dance, but Honedge was literally a sword, so it made sense.

Beyond that, I was genuinely surprised that he'd managed to get Slash down in the month of training. Metal Claw seemed to come naturally, but Normal-Type energy was the furthest thing from Honedge's nature, and I'd figured that learning to channel it would take a long ass-time.

Probably had something to do with his dual Typing. Honedge had bonded with an object from the material world, existing in between the two realities.

Still strange, though, like a fish flying through the sky.

Or like me using Fighting-Type Aura, I suppose, after having dipped in the Distorted Realm for a second and or century.

Someone else whose reaction I'd been worried about, however, was Siren. The Feebas stayed uncharacteristically far back, allowing the others to greet Espeon first, rather than trying to lead by example as she usually would.

The Water-Type's blank look and listlessness were concerning. The talk we had towards the beginning of our stay had worked for a while, but I wasn't dumb enough to think it was gone, or even necessarily lessened. Put to the side, for the time being, but far from over.

And Sol had been with us – unofficially – since his birth. Espeon had joined us two months before and had already achieved Siren's obsession.

But the fish heard the PokéDex, heard 'Dexter' talk about Espeon evolving because of me, and deflated subtly, the blankness replaced with weariness and a sad sort of acceptance. She gurgled softly, getting a mewl in return, which was more feline than it had been as an Eevee.

We'd need to talk about it sooner rather than later, before it festered, but for the time, I settled for scooping her up before she could leave, looking like a weird hunchback as I tried to juggle three Pokémon.

All in all, everyone accepted the change in the end, keeping their less charitable thoughts to themselves, if nothing else.

Well, almost everyone.

"BAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!"

"Betty-" I sighed, but couldn't get further before being cut off.

"BAAAAAAAAARGH!" Soil was blown back, the underlying rock chipping and breaking from the dragon fire that washed over it. The surviving material shuddered and quaked under the stomp, a boulder shaking and crumbling as her bony skull left indents.

"BETTY!" I tried to call over the racket to no avail. Reluctantly, I placed the Pokémon I was carrying on the ground to approach the tantrum-throwing Bagon – or attempted to, as the newly evolved Espeon refused to let go of me.

Resigning myself to the Psychic's presence, I moved closer, ignoring the few bits and pieces that unintentionally hit me. Espeon took offence, however, and sent out another uncontrolled Confusion that helped rip the previously nice area apart, leaving me way more covered in shit.

At least it got Betty's attention.

"EEEEEEEIIIIHHHHHHH!" Behemoth shrieked at us, pupils a thin line surrounded by bloodshot cornea. Drops of drool dripped from her fangs as she heaved for air, so lost in the sauce she barely remembered to breathe.

Espeon whined low in her throat at the aggressive sound directed at me, but eased under my soothing fingers.

"Betty, I get that you're upset, but we can't do this every time-"

"BAAEEEIIIIHHHH!" She didn't even look at me, furious gaze locked on Espeon, who looked back a little smugly under my scratching fingers.

"Betty, loo-"

"BEEEEII!" A Flamethrower reduced a shrub to ash.

"Bet-!"

"BAEEEEIHH!" A Dragon Breath ripped a rock apart and sent the pieces flying, several almost striking the watching Water-Types, to Poliwrath's grunting displeasure.

"Dammit, will you listen to me-!" Frustrated, I waded through the destruction and reached out my hand to grab her, uncaring for her mood.

In hindsight, that was a mistake.

There was no hesitation or recognition to be found in her, only rage and envy. When the tips of my fingers graced her skin, she whirled around, jaws wide open and fangs as long as my fingers snapping down towards my hand. I jerked back instinctively, feeling the razor-sharp edge grace me-

WROMPH!

A blast sent the Bagon flying back, the strongest Confusion Espeon had managed yet, destroying the landscape as surely as Betty herself had. The Dragon-Type tumbled backwards, screeching the whole time, brain bouncing around inside her skull from the random twists and turns of the Psychic technique. Using her weight and legs, she managed to stop herself, eyes swirling around in her head.

So she never saw the steaming Scald that could bore through rock before it hit her in the chest.

Or the massive yellow canine before it bowled her over and pinned her down.

"ARRC!"

Barking straight in her face, Sol's usual easy-going nature was nowhere to be seen, fangs bared with small bursts of flame between and a deep growl vibrating his chest while he held his best friend to the ground. Behind him, a murderous Siren floated closer as fast as she could, Honedge leaving Shadow Sneak and coming down in an overhead swing meant to part her head from her shoulders-

"ENOUGH, ALL OF YOU!"

My words and hand around Honedge's hilt made them hesitate, but Siren ignored my words and kept going. Reluctantly, I returned her to her PokéBall, clenching tightly around it as it shook and tried to burst open.

"Get off her!" Nobody moved anywhere near fast enough for my tastes. "GET OFF HER!"

That did it, Sol slowly stepping off the smaller Pokémon and Honedge letting me pull him back to my side, rather than hovering over Betty's neck.

The Bagon in question stood up hesitantly, blinking rapidly as the blood-haze left her. Her eyes were still a little unfocused from the Confusion, but I could see the realisation in them as they flew over the others before locking with my own.

Then she spun around on her heel and ran, sprinting away as fast as she could.

"Let her go," I sighed when everyone else jerked, unclenching my hands and letting the furiously gurgling and wheezing Siren back out. I wasn't sure where Betty was going, exactly, but it was the general direction of the training area, so I wasn't too worried about her legitimately running away.

I looked at the tiny, tiny dot of blood on my middle finger before beginning to calm down the others.

I should've seen Betty's freak-out coming, but I was caught up in my own rampant emotions, once more too far up my own ass to care for my team the way I should.

And yet, contrarily, the incident made me feel… not better, far from it, but gave me something concrete to focus on. A small voice in the back of my head said that it was another distraction, but I crushed it with the undeniable truth that Betty's evolution-envy needed addressing, fast.

I really thought training with Bruno would do the trick, yet even though her bone crest had extended so far she'd soon have trouble tilting her head backwards, she remained a Bagon – if a monstrous example of the species.

I was certain she had the strength, and she definitely had the desire.

All she needed was exactly that – a need.


The month of training had done a lot for the team and for my own personal fighting skills. Just having an instructor that could communicate with me was a wonder, as was not being blamed for only having two arms.

That being said, the actual moves themselves weren't all that different. It was clear where Bruno had picked up his own style, and I sometimes had to tell myself that he wasn't a Machoke in a human costume.

But for all that, we hadn't spent that much time on it. Most of it had been helping me get a handle on my Aura and not letting it affect me.

But the process felt good. And I did my best thinking when fighting.

Thud!

My bones screamed as I crossed my arms to catch a casual punch, holding my groan as I slid back a little. Bruno didn't follow up, allowing me to make the next move, something I did eagerly.

It was an hour or so after Espeon's evolution and Betty's tantrums. Heading back immediately, I wasted no time grabbing the already returned Bruno and throwing punches at him, explaining the events in between grunts and suppressed pain noises. Most of my team were semi-nearby, hurling themselves at Bruno's Pokémon to get their aggressions out, with Vulpix and Espeon watching me from the sidelines.

"Dragon-Types are considered some of the hardest, if not the hardest, Pokémon to train. Ghost and Dark-Types are up there as well, but Dragons have their reputation for a reason, and their Trainers with them. You've met Lance, and you're no exception yourself." The Elite Four's monotone voice explained.

"Don't compare me to that asshole!" I groaned, lifting my foot to allow a rare low sweep to swing under it while throwing a two-three combo, Bruno effortlessly deflecting them all.

"It's the truth. You share many similarities, though there are differences. Lance is quick to anger and holds a grudge for petty reasons, while your emotions are as fickle as the wind." Bruno's breathing might have gotten even slower than normal for all the strain he was experiencing, poking a nerve in my elbow when my form slipped and lightly tapping me in the stomach, nearly sending my lunch back up.

"That was almost poetic. You should write a book." I tried a high-kick I'd picked up from watching Blaziken, only for Bruno to lift my ankle higher and tip me backwards into the dirt.

"Do not deflect from your problems with snarkiness. It won't avail you."

I sighed from the ground, acknowledging the point. I already had an idea, I was just avoiding it.

"What do you think?" I asked, hoping for a different answer.

"Don't know." My hopes were dashed with heartless bluntness. "Don't have a Dragon-Type. But you can't let it linger. I know that much."

A large hand entered my view, and I took it, letting him pull me up so hard I left the ground.

Bruno let me stew in my thoughts as we moved on to the second part of training. Side-by-side, we lined up in front of a cliff face, spreading our legs shoulder-wide. Syncing my breathing with his, I felt for my Aura and directed it as best as I could up my chest, past my collarbone, down my arms, and into my hand. Bruno gave me the time I needed, despite his own ability to do a hundred times better in an instant.

Then, at some unconscious signal I must have given, our fists flew and smacked into the stone.

Thud!

THUD-BOOM!

I'd given up being jealous when Bruno's hand embedded up to his forearm, and my own didn't leave a noticeable mark. Comparing myself to the martial artist would've led me to hurl myself from the very cliff we were punching, and the fact that I wasn't bleeding from punching solid rock was a big deal anyway.

Besides, I thought as I retracted my fist and the smallest little stone-chip flaked off, we were getting there.

Eventually, we took a break to let my hands rest before I broke my wrist, sitting on a pair of rocks across from each other to drink some water.

"I will have to leave soon." Bruno didn't sugarcoat it, stating it as bluntly as he did anything else. "I won't push my responsibilities onto Koga and Will any longer."

I nodded, surprisingly sad. The last month had been good to the team, and I'd come to appreciate Bruno's simple, yet earnest nature. He was an honestly good person, and that counted for a lot.

But the last month of training had also been an escape, a place to hide and avoid my problems. As I promised Espeon, that was over.

"Before you go," I spoke slowly, rolling the bottle between my hands. I wasn't comfortable with the decision I'd come to, and everything in me screamed to stop. "I need your help with something."

But kindness could be as harmful as cruelty, and it clearly wasn't working.

We had to move forwards.


Behemoth sat on a cliff, head down and back bent as she brooded.

She wasn't sulking. She wasn't.

She was going to be the strongest Dragon, and the strongest didn't sulk.

She flinched instinctively at the thought, Mother's words making her think of the human.

Stupid Mother. Stupid flight. Behemoth was the strongest, biggest, and best. How dare they not recognise that? How dare they attack her? Clearly, it was the others' fault that she hadn't evolved yet, taking up all of Mother's time, time he could've spent on Behemoth.

Instead, she got left with the stupid, stupid, Rage-Punch-Teacher, who did nothing but beat Behemoth up!

It was their fault. No, in fact, it was Mother's fault. It was he who had filled Behemoth's head with thoughts of evolution and then failed to provide.

Except…

Except that wasn't true. The others were starting to evolve under Mother's teachings, even Small-Furry-Not-Prey. Bright-Punch was one thing, and she would even allow Fire-Flightmate because Behemoth was nice, but Small-Furry-Not-Prey had only just gotten there!

If they could do it, then it wasn't Mother's fault.

It was Behemoth's.

She growled, flicking a rock off the cliff and letting it fall as she remembered Mother's face when her fangs were about to tear into her front foot. Behemoth hadn't known he was there because why would she be? If he wasn't strong enough that it was safe, why would he come close?

She sighed, a rare sound for her, and tipped forwards. Her heavy head overbalanced her, and she slipped off her seat, plummeting down towards the ground.

Normally, the feeling of wind on her skin was her favourite sensation, but for some reason, it didn't give her the same high as usual.

BOOOOM!

She lay in the small crater of her own making, letting the dust slowly settle and reveal the sky to her. It was a pretty colour, the sunset painting it pink and orange, a few fluffy clouds drifting by. She wondered how it felt to soar amongst the hues, how the clouds would taste on her tongue and how high she would have to fly to catch the sun.

Normally, Mother was with her in those fantasies, but now Behemoth's back was empty, with no one to speak of her greatness, no one to witness her glory.

Until a shadow stepped in front of her, blocking her view of the sky.

Betty growled at the stupid, smug face of Rage-Punch-Teacher, not in the mood for her mentor's hands-on approach. For perhaps the first time in her life, she felt no desire to rip and tear and kill.

Instead, she just wanted to lie there-

Rage-Punch-Teacher apparently disagreed, grabbing her by the head with his strange, glove-like hand and throwing her through the air with an incoherent scream of anger. Betty matched the roar with her own fearsome one, truly pissed as she flew out of her hidden nook and skipped across the ground. Tumbling, she slowed with each bounce and finally came to a rest in the middle of the training field, the Punchy-Human who had been teaching the Flight for the last moon standing over her.

Despite her hate, Behemoth had to admit that Rage-Punch-Teacher had impeccable aim.

"We have grown short on time," Punchy-Human said. "As such, your Trainer has asked me to do him, and you, a favour." Punchy-Human pointed over to the side, and Betty jerked when she saw Mother watching with crossed forelegs, Small-Furry-Not-Prey and Cold-Not-Prey next to her.

"Today, you evolve."

Behemoth snorted, turning away from Punchy-Human. Did Punchy-Human think she hadn't been trying? If it were that easy, then-

BOOOOOOOOOOM!

Behemoth didn't know what happened. One second, she was about to walk away from Punchy-Human. The next, something hit her from above harder than nearly anything she had ever felt, and everything was suddenly dark.

It took her a second to understand, but understand she did. She was attacked.

Who had the audacity?

A hand wrapped around her leg and pulled her out of her hole, and she struggled to believe her eyes when she was dangled in front of Punchy-Human by the man's own hand.

"As I said; today, you evolve. It wasn't a suggestion."

Disbelief warred with rage, but the victor of that battle had been decided at Behemoth's birth.

Dragon fire flared to life in her chest, and she prepared to show the human his mistake when she was suddenly airborne again. The Dragon Breath burned the heavens uselessly, but on the upside, she wasn't flying long.

BOOOOOOM!

All the air left her lungs as a large fist punched her downwards, something in the side of her chest snapping with a wet crunch as she again found herself in a crater. Above her, Rage-Punch-Teacher smiled – snarled, really, but that was as close as the monkey got – and raised another boxing glove hand.

Shielding her head with her arms, Behemoth tried to summon the green shield thing that Mother called Protect. The hexagons flickered into life, transparent and ghostly, but existing.

Rage-Punch-Teacher's fist broke through it without delay and hammered into her torso. Spit, bile, and blood erupted from her mouth in a small geyser, painting the white-furred face in her fluids like warpaint as the monkey flung her through the air again. She hit a cliff hard, face-first, feeling a tooth snap before she fell to the ground. She wheezed for air, every breath bringing a sharp, stabbing sensation from her chest when her lungs expanded, while slowly getting up and facing the approaching Pokémon.

Despite herself, Behemoth smiled a bloody grin as the adrenaline flooded her body, the pain fueling her.

It had been too long since she had a real fight.

Her Dragon Breath washed over a massive slab of sediment as Rage-Punch-Teacher hollered and smashed the ground with both hands and raised the rock. Before it could fall to the ground, it shot towards Behemoth, tilting forwards and threatening to crush her.

Growling, she focused and pulled on the breaking energy, letting her front foot light up with the power. A large section of the rock broke apart under her awesome power, revealing Rage-Punch-Teacher right behind it.

Putting the horrible Pokémon's 'lessons' to use, her foot shone with a different energy. Purple leaked from her skin as she tried to pull her fire to her hand. Building as much power as she could, her flames ignited, and she punched at the same time as Rage-Punch-Teacher.

Their fists met, each powered by their respective energies. A small shockwave was a testament to the strength behind her attack, which was good, since her foe didn't seem to notice. Her wrist bent under the larger appendage, the bone straining and then breaking as it continued and smacked her in the face.

Everything went black for a second. When she came to, her jaw felt numb and crooked, and her face was pressed against the ground. Dazed, she struggled to get up, swaying before she found her balance. Noise drew her attention to Rage-Punch-Teacher approaching again. The ape held up a hand, showing a small scratch with a drop of blood leaking from it, the only evidence of their clash.

Behemoth shrieked distortedly, defiantly. Rage-Punch-Teacher grinned nastily.

Her gaze darted towards Mother. He was clearly stressed and tense, but he wasn't interfering the way he usually would.

No help would come. Behemoth was on her own.

She was feeling warm. Hot. Her inner fire was stoked and billowed with bloodlust, her blood like fire and her core like magma. Her heart was pounding, shooting crimson liquid from her wounds, but she didn't care. There was no one to save her, no one to pull her away, because it became too much.

Only her and the fight.

Kill or be killed. Eat or be eaten.

And she wasn't ready to be eaten.


Trickles of blood ran down my biceps, my nails digging into the skin and muscle beneath. Every fibre of my being screamed at me to do something, anything, when Betty was bashed into the ground again, left eye so swollen she couldn't open it, blood leaking from her mouth in a constant stream. I could tell that her right lung was likely collapsed, based on her breathing, and her right arm was definitely broken.

But I remained where I was. Even though it was killing me.

Betty was my baby. I'd raised her since hatching, and I hated seeing her in danger.

That had done her a disservice. She was made for combat, made to hurt and be hurt.

I'd meant well, but that didn't change the fact that Dragons weren't meant to be coddled.

BOOoooom!

A tremble under my feet as she was punched through another boulder, smashing it to pieces. If she showed the slightest sign, the tiniest bit of hesitation in rising – or Mew forbid, stayed down – I was ready to use the PokéBall I'd hidden against my chest. Fuck, I'd jump in there and fight Primeape myself if she needed me to.

But she didn't. Even as her bones snapped, her eyes lost focus, and her teeth were knocked from her broken jaw, she got back up.

Again. And again. And again.

I had to close my eyes, my teeth threatening to break under the strain of my jaw. The sounds still reached my ears. The thud! of flesh on flesh. The shrieks and groans of pain. The splat! of blood and stomach acid hitting the ground.

The sudden stop.

The light shining through the darkness.

I hardly believed it when I looked and saw Primeape jump back towards us and away from the brightly glowing shape across from it. A high-pitched whine rang in my ears as the molten starlight swelled and compressed, undulating and swirling. In the beginning, the shape of a Bagon was evident, but it soon vanished under the ballooning energy as it grew and grew and grew.

It took a long time, much longer than the others had. It was also much more forceful, a physical wind picking up from the radiating energy. Dust picked up and swirled around in an accidental sandstorm, hiding the evolution from our eyes. It felt like it went on forever.

But it did eventually end, the light dying within the dust cloud.

"SSHHEEEEOOOOOOOO!"

A deep, foghorn-esque sound echoed over the mountainous area, and I realised with a start that it was Betty's new voice, so very different from her old, shrill shrieks.

I hadn't even realised that I was moving before I was suddenly face-to-face with my second evolved Pokémon of the day, the dust settling around us.

Though there were some obvious differences from Espeon.

Towering over me at nine feet tall and the same wide, Shelgon was a sight to behold. Six white plates, each nearly as long as Sol's body – made from the same substance as the bone crest on Betty's head – wrapped around in a spherical shape, the three top plates each featuring a ridge running along their lengths. Protruding from between the bottom plates were four stubby, grey legs with short red stripes on the inner surfaces, each tipped with thick, yet blunt claws. I said stubby, but each of them was as long as my own legs and as thick as my torso. On either end of the steel-hard cocoon, a hexagonal section was missing, the back to allow her to do her business still.

And the front, facing me, had a pair of triangular, yellow eyes as big as my head, which were staring me straight in the soul, set in a grey face mostly hidden by the shell.

I didn't know what to say. In the previous evolutions, I'd appealed to previous affection.

But none of them had been Dragons.

Primeape saved me from having to come up with something. The Ape Pokémon hued and hollered as it leapt through the air, fist cocked back to continue the fight. A beam of red struck it mid-air, Bruno recalling it to its PokéBall, but it was enough to set Betty off, a roar tearing at the heavens.

"Enough, Betty!" If Team Rocket could bottle whatever I was smoking, they'd take over the world, I thought while raising my voice at the massive Shelgon.

But it was Betty. Fuck my fears, fuck the warnings. It was my baby.

The Shelgon turned back to stare at me, the glowing eyes narrowing. My heart pounded, and my brain screamed at me to run, but I didn't.

Instead, I took a step closer, even as a warning vibration rumbled through the Shelgon.

Seeing that she wasn't instantly attacking, I took another.

"SHEEEEE!"

My hair blew back from the force of the roar, ears ringing as something popped painfully in the left.

But I stood my ground, with narrowed eyes

"Enough. You did it. You did it!" I chuckled in disbelief, itching to reach out but knowing better than to do so before she'd accepted me. "You finally evolved!"

"SHEEOO!"

"Yeah, you're a big girl now!"

The words seemed to make her realise what had happened, and her eyes lowered to look at herself, or at least as best as she could. She struggled to see, turning around on the spot with deep grunts and huffs as she had her first experience with being stuck inside a 4000 pound bone-ball.

Then she kicked her legs out and dropped to the earth with a groan. A tremor that could rival a minor Earthquake rippled through the area, taking me off my feet and forcing me to steady myself against the white shell.

My eyes widened as we both froze. I hadn't meant to touch her.

Our eyes were locked again, and for a moment, I thought that was it. I'd pushed too far, too quickly, and I was about to be killed.

However, she huffed instead, and her eyes disappeared into the darkness within her shell, evidently closed.

I chuckled in disbelief as I ran my hand over the carapace, feeling the smooth texture beneath my fingers. I couldn't believe how big she was. I'd known she would grow, but it was absolutely ridiculous. Her eyes were in the middle of her body, and we were damn near eye-level!

A deep, earthshaking growl left the humongous Shelgon, accompanied by the sounds of footsteps behind me.

"Congratulations." There was no mistaking the owner of the blank voice, nor the sheer balls it took to approach a large van-sized Shelgon.

"Thanks!" I turned around with a wild grin, which fell when my eyes landed on the enormous backpack strapped to Bruno's back.

Oh.

"Oh. Uh," I stammered a bit, caught-off guard, "damn. When you said 'soon', you meant it."

"I did." He reached his hand out, which I wasted no time gripping and shaking. "I've mostly enjoyed the last month, but there is work to be done. I hope it proved worthwhile for you."

"Definitely!" Worthwhile was an understatement. The improvements we'd seen had been greater than anything since the early days, when we'd just left Viridian and the basics had come easily. "Not enough to take you up on your offer to join the League, but still, it's been great. Thank you, seriously. I…" I pushed through my discomfort. Bruno wasn't a sensitive guy, and we hadn't exactly been touchy-feely, but he deserved the words. "I was in a real bad place, and I guess I still am, but… it's been good having a distraction, even if I know that I need to stop hiding now and figure out how to move forward."

"That's all anyone can ever ask of you," he nodded. "That being said, I would be remiss if I didn't leave you with some advice."

"Lay it on me." I braced myself. When Bruno thought his words were worth sharing, it was ones he meant.

"You're a moody child, Peri. Rude, quick to anger, arrogant and yet brooding."

"Tell me how you really feel!" I snorted to hide that Bruno's words hit a sore spot, echoing many of my own thoughts as of late. I tried to pull my hand from his to no avail; his grip remained firm.

"But," he let the word linger until I looked at him again, "but, you're too harsh on yourself." I blinked at the sudden switch-up. "We all have flaws. You wear yours on your sleeve more than most, but you're young and have been through a lot. That is not permission or forgiveness, but neither is it condemnation." He put his other hand on my shoulder, a massive mitt wrapping around my shoulderblade and tricep. "The past is the past, the mistakes we've made set in stone. Never forget them, but don't let them dominate your future either."

I broke eye contact, unable to look at his earnest face. "... it's been a month already. Every day that passes makes it harder."

"Then don't let any more pass." With one last knee-bending shoulder pat, he let me go and let Gallade out of his PokéBall. The Fighting/Psychic-Type bowed deeply to his trainer, and graced me with a slight tilt as well. "I know I failed to convince you to join me in my mission, but I haven't given up yet. I have high hopes for you, Peri, and a fair amount of faith, even if you don't. I will see you at the Indigo Conference."

And with that, he was gone.

I was nonplussed at the abrupt departure, but it was extremely in character, and to be fair, I had things to do.

Turning back to Betty, I saw that while I was talking to Bruno, the others had emerged from where they were hiding nearby. Sol had come sniffing. The Arcanine was unusually cautious, slowly slinking closer. He was just about to touch Betty when she lurched forwards, making the Fire-Type jump back.

BOOM!

Betty thudded back to the ground, groaning in dismay that her new bulk ruined her prank.

"I warned you," I chuckled as the others took the joke as permission to slowly come over and have a look.

There was still tension in the air, nobody forgetting the incident earlier in the day, but they appeared willing to take the small jest as a gesture of good faith.

Except Siren, Espeon, and Vulpix, it seemed. The three of them kept their distance, though the Ice-Type was clearly being affected by the emotions in the air.

Taking the chance while everyone was distracted and I had the motivation, I moved a little away and pulled out my PokéDex with a heavy sigh.

I didn't know what I wanted to do with the Oaks or Green. Part of me was still so angry – particularly at the aforementioned grandfather and grandson – and couldn't just move past it, while another part was scared.

What if they didn't pick up? What if they did, but everyone was too mad, and it all just became worse?

But there was one person who definitely didn't deserve my anger, or having gone ignored for so long.

The PokéDex rang for a while as my heart thudded in my ears. I felt slightly sick, and my fingers spasmed with the desire to hang up, but I forced it down.

And then, it was too late, as the call was picked up and my breath was stolen.

"... hey, Peri."

"... hi, Misty. Sorry it took me so long to call."


Back-to-back evolutions, whoo!

I like trying to tailor each evolution to the Pokémon in question, beyond just how they evolve in game (like Espeon's friendship evolution happening outside of combat, Hercules when he needed strength). Betty's was always gonna be while bathed in blood and getting her shit pushed in.

Strap in for her being a Shelgon, though, cause that's gonna last for a minute.

Also, Honedge technically can't learn Metal Claw, only Metal Head, but call it an AU if you will. I'll mostly keep it to the official move lists, but sometimes, reason must prevail.

And the Rule of Cool. Can't forget that.

Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoyed. If you REALLY liked it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.
 
Chapter 62. New
Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoy. If you REALLY like it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.


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"... seriously, Peri?"

Sweat built on my forehead, eyes wide and panicked as my mouth hung open and words abandoned me.

Fucking say something, Peri!

"... h-hi, Misty."

Brilliant.

"You already said that, dipshit!" A vein near her temple bulged, a tic developing in her eye as her feigned calm disappeared. "What the fuck, Peri!?"

"I-" It didn't really matter that she talked over me, as I still wasn't sure what to say.

"If I had known you'd be such a bitch about it, I'd never gone out with you in the first place, you Lugia-damned child! How is Ash more mature than you, you narcissist, immature-!?"

I kept my mouth shut as the tirade continued. Normally, I'd have fired back by then, and the urge was there, but I'd definitely earned it.

"-tiny-dicked, insecure, Bug-brained, loser up your own ass-HEY! GIVE ME THAT, I WASN'T DONE!?"

The screen shook for a moment, the trees and foliage in the background of wherever they were smearing into indistinct green before a tan face with eyes so narrow they looked shut replaced it, looking away from the camera as he addressed Misty.

"You can have it back when you can talk properly. I get that you're upset, but that's no reason for that kind of language." Reprimand given, he finally turned to face me. Despite coming to my rescue, he didn't seem any more impressed with me than Misty did. "Hello, Peri. I'd started to worry something bad had happened, like you were injured, or even dead. After all, the last time we saw you, we were fighting terrorists in a city you swore was run by a corrupt Gym Leader. For all we knew, you were beaten over the head and taken to some dungeon somewhere, if not killed outright. How nice of you to reassure us. A month later."

It wasn't a competition of who I'd screwed over more, but Brock's semi-nonaccusatory tone stung nearly as much as Misty's outrage. Brock had been nothing but good to me, and hearing that they worried was rough. "Hey, Brock. I-... yeah, I don't have anything. You're right, that was a shitty move, leaving like that. I also got attacked, so…"

He frowned at the news, anger and disappointment giving way to worry. "What!? Are you okay!? Do you need help!?"

"No, no, I'm good, now anyways. It was almost a month ago, and it was a little touch-and-go for a minute, but we figured it out. Espeon got hurt really badly, though."

"Espeon? Peri, what-AAH!"

The display flipped out again, rapidly switching between blue sky and grass-covered ground before it went completely black for a second.

Then, the image came back, filled edge to edge with a single brown eye, the edge of a nose and a cheek with a squiggly birthmark. Something yellow tried to squeeze in, but was pushed out due to Misty's PokéNav being held way too close to the new speaker's face.

"PERI!" I had to turn the volume down, Ash's high-pitched voice blaring from the speakers. "THERE YOU ARE! WHERE DID YOU GO, WHY DID YOU LEAVE, DID YOU AND GARY FIGHT, WHY IS GREEN SAD-!"

"Whoa, slow down, dude, I can't answer you when you're talking so fast! And pull the screen away from your damn face!"

Ash withdrew the screen from inside his nostrils, the rest of his round face appearing, alongside Pikachu on his shoulder, who squeaked when he saw me and waved frantically.

"Hi, Peri!" Ash beamed at me unrestrained, acting like nothing was wrong.

"Hey, Ash. Sorry, I didn't call."

"Oh, that's okay, I know you're a busy guy!"

I snorted lightly. "That doesn't mean I need to be an asshole about it." Still, the easy acceptance was nice. "You're a good guy, Ash. I don't tell you that enough."

He blinked, looking taken aback, which hurt, but fair.

He lit up quickly, though. "Thanks, Peri! You're pretty cool too! Where are you, we can meet up!"

"Yeah, maybe," I said noncommittally. Now that Bruno was gone, I couldn't delay making a plan any longer. "Hey, can you give the PokéNav back to Misty? I'll call you and Brock later, but I owe her a conversation."

He didn't get a chance to answer before the screen shook again, and the apparently lurking Misty's orange hair dominated the picture.

"You're damn right you do! The hell were you doing, bailing like that!? You didn't even sign out of your room, you moron! Do you have any idea how overworked Nurse Joy already is without having to run around checking if childish dickheads jump out the window!"

I hadn't even thought of that. "I don't know what to say," admitting that probably wasn't my best move, but honesty was the only thing I had left. "I… everything blew up in my face at the same time and I just… yeah."

"It's not okay, Peri! I've been incredibly graceful and understanding of your shit, but the least I expected in return was the bare minimum of communication-!"

"SHEEE!"

BOOOOM!

"What was that!?"

Somehow, in the excitement of it all, I'd forgotten that I had a newly evolved, Titan Shelgon behind me – surrounded by Pokémon who were, if not actively hostile, still on guard around her.

"Well, Betty's evolved," I turned the screen, both to show her the easily mistaken for a boulder Shelgon and to see her struggle to get up from her lying position myself, "so currently trying to deal with that. Honestly, it's not a good time to talk, but I figured I'd do it before I pussied out again."

She growled, but then looked over her shoulder when Brock said something. I couldn't hear her response, but when her face returned to center frame, she was glaring at me and pointing a finger at the screen.

"You're so fucking lucky that's a good excuse and that we're near Fuschia City, or I would continue to rip your ass to pieces! This isn't over, you dumbass! I'm gonna call you tonight, and you better pick up, do you understand!?"

"I understand." I nodded, making the movement as serious as I could.

"Good!"

I didn't get the chance to say goodbye before my PokéDex went black, reflecting my nonplussed face.

Fuschia City, I mused while hurrying over to my team. That meant that they weren't that far away. If I really wanted to, we could probably meet up within the week.

But was that what I wanted? To try to return to how things were before I left Celadon.

It would make things easier. But that was moving backwards, not forwards.

Contrary to what I thought, it wasn't one of the teammates who'd pissed Betty off.

Instead, it appeared our invisible stalker hadn't learned its lesson from earlier in the day.

Rock rumbled and parted as Betty lifted a thick leg and brought it down with a grunt, yellow eyes narrowed and glaring. In response to her movement, a pillar of stone as big as a tree that would've made Bruno grunt in appreciation rose from the ground. For a moment, it looked like the Rock Tomb hit nothing. Then, reality itself seemed to waver and break, an illusion shattering like glass to reveal the black and furry Pokémon that had trailed us from Celadon. It hit the ground and bounced twice, rolling in the dirt, only to seemingly implode on itself and vanish again.

"Ey, ey, stop that! I told you to leave it alone!" Another roar was my only response. The rest of the team was staying out of it, watching from the sidelines with an eye on both Pokémon, and I didn't want to make things worse by having them interfere with the Shelgon. "Betty, I'm talking to you! BETTY!"

She wasn't listening. Rather than stopping, I heard a deep, heavy sucking sound, like wind howling in a cavern.

And the world turned purple.

A tsunami of dragonfire erupted from within the bone cocoon, an all-consuming inferno that swallowed the horizon. It didn't have the sheer viscosity, if that was the right word, or density that Sol's flames had, but it was nearly as wide, a sweeping tidal wave that ripped, tore, and devastated everything in front of it.

Including the spot I was crouched over, back towards Betty and covering the wild Dark-Type with my own body. Honedge was pressed against my back within his sheath, struggling to maintain his weak Protect that was all keeping us alive. I couldn't see the technique, but fragmented glimmers of green twinkled around me as the monstrous Dragon Breath ate at the shield. Thin shards of stone flew past us and slowly grew closer as the Protect dissolved, the last nice shirt the Sisters had bought me in Cerulean being ripped apart before the chips did the same to my skin.

The attack ended before I was turned into salsa, but I ended up with more than a few shallow cuts across my sides and shoulders.

Low price to pay for running in front of Betty's Sheer Force-powered Dragon Breath.

"You good?" I panted towards Honedge. I didn't get a response, but I didn't expect one from the silent Ghost either. Protect had come fairly easily to him, yet I still mentally noted that I needed to spend an extra long time polishing his blade that night.

After a patting Honedge in thanks, making sure the roars and growls I could hear from my team wasn't a physical fight – thankfully more of a very loud debate as they had all seen me run in front of the attack – and making sure Siren didn't break out of her ball, I straightened up with a hiss from my skin pulling at my new wounds and looked down in front of me.

"1-2 in your favour. That almost makes us even in terms of saving each other, huh?"

Greenish-blue eyes looked up at me beneath red eyelids, a pair of circular, eyebrow-like red markings above them that contrasted with the slate-gray fur. The ears were triangular in shape with dark interiors, and resting between them was a large, red-tipped tuft of fur that reminded me of Vulpix's pompadour. A ruff of black fur hung around the fox's neck, the rest of the body more gray, except for the four short legs with red paws, like it was wearing socks.

The Zorua blinked at me, confused, before looking down at its own body. Apparently, it thought it was still invisible as it jumped upon seeing itself, the grey Pokémon wavering mid-air and turning into a rock that hit the ground with a thump!

"I hope that was a distraction so you could run away, because I know you're not a rock." I deadpanned, poking said rock with my finger.

It wiggled a little further away before going still again.

I grunted as Espeon jumped on my back and crawled further up, rubbing her cheek against mine and purring obnoxiously. Vulpix was right on her heels, but when she reached us, her eyes locked on the 'rock' and forgot all about us. She sniffed furiously at it, eyes lighting up when it scooted further away and started pawing at it playfully.

Espeon growled low in her throat and moved down from me. She grabbed Vulpix by the scruff of her neck – despite actually being slightly smaller than the Ice-Type – and dragged her away from the disguised Zorua, sniffing at it disdainfully.

"Please don't, I need some of you guys to be just a little bit reasonable," I pleaded to my Psychic-Type, going ignored as she started grooming Vulpix. I sighed. "I already miss you being all serious and reserved. "

Turning back to Zorua, I picked up the 'rock', feeling the fur and different proportions under the illusion. I always liked Zoroark and remembered the PokéDex talking about making illusions that felt physical, but maybe that was after evolution.

"Okay, buddy, I've been fine with the situation so far since you've been nothing but helpful – and hungry – but you've gotta leave Betty alone. She will eat you with zero remorse, and I won't always be there to save you."

A brief shiver ran through the rock, but beyond that, nothing.

I opened my mouth to go on, but was interrupted by the crunch of gravel under feet from behind.

"While the similarities are uncanny, especially in terms of intelligence, I have to tell you that it is not Bruno you are talking to. Or perhaps you have finally lost it and meant to speak to a rock, in which case, carry on."

I snorted at Koga's words, not bothering to look at him. Espeon had stopped licking Vulpix's fur, both the small Pokémon tense as they picked up on my mood. A slight rasp let me know Honedge had drawn a sliver of blade. "Right, like you don't see right through the illusion."

He hummed. "Terribly useful Pokémon, Zoroark. Illusions capable of inflicting real damage are usually reserved for the highest of Ghost, Dark, and Psychic-Type Masters. If they were not so awfully rare, the League would use them by the hundreds. Very expensive."

Zorua shivered again, feeling the atmosphere.

"I'm sure they would. Unfortunately, this one is mine." I said as firmly as I could. The fox had been following me for over a month. I'd take that as wanting to hang around.

My words lingered, silence settling between us, other than the sounds of my team arguing. They had grown used to Koga popping up wherever he felt like it and didn't see him as a threat anymore.

"So you have already caught it, then? Interesting. Did you send your Feebas back to Oak, then? You only have seven slots, and I count seven Pokémon."

I swallowed hard. "Y-yeah. That's exactly right. I have the ball right here." Thanking every Legendary in existence that I kept a few empty PokéBalls on my belt for easy access, I grabbed one of my only Great Balls. I slowly raised it towards the disguised Dark-Type, praying that it understood the situation well enough not to struggle. As my hand approached, I exchanged glances with my nearby team. As soon as the ball touched the Dark-Type and it was sucked in, they leapt in front of me while I shot to my feet and into a fighting stance. I kept the Great Ball behind my back, feeling Zorua struggle within. Maybe under different circumstances, it would've broken out. However, I'd caught it off guard and between it and another threat, so even though the blue cap jumped and threatened to tear off the bottom piece, there was a small click! as it went still.

The ball remained in my hand, but I knew that the Zorua within was back at Oak's Lab. The anime teleporting PokéBalls weren't quite a thing, but the energy within could.

"Ah." We tensed even more, bracing for the Master's reaction. "I have been tricked. Drats. You got me."

Looking at his usual smile and complete lack of surprise, I deflated with a huff, waving down my team.

He already knew that Zorua was wild. He'd just been lurking to fuck with me, make me think he was going to swoop in and capture it right under my nose.

"Fuck you. I don't have time for you and your cryptic bullshit right now. Why are you here?" I grumbled. Sol and Hercules were trying to scold Betty for her reckless behaviour, but she wasn't having it, roaring at them defiantly and even trying to bodyslam Sol.

"This is my clan's territory. What are you doing here?"

"Apparently, I'm being jerked around by a dickhead!" Not wanting to deal with both issues at once, I returned Betty to her ball. She also tried to break out, but eventually settled.

Mostly.

"That Zorua has been following you for weeks. I did you a favour. You should thank me for being such a nice guy."

I couldn't help but laugh at his words.

"'Nice guy', yeah right! Even though you're up to your armpits in shady shit."

"Me?" For what it was worth, I couldn't see anything wrong with his innocent expression. I just knew he was full of shit. "I am a law-abiding citizen-"

"Cut the crap. What do you want?" I finally just came out and said it. "No lies, no word games, just fucking whip it out and put it on the table."

He stared at me. Then, abruptly, he tilted his head back and laughed. Genuine, belly-deep guffaws escaped the Poison Master, a display of unguarded emotion he was normally far too controlled for. I'd have thought it fake, but the way he stifled himself into chuckles said otherwise.

Unless that's what he wanted me to believe. Damn Koga, making me even more paranoid than usual.

"'Whip it out and put it on the table'. That's a new one. I like it. What makes you believe I would tell you, however?"

"Who would I tell?" I shrugged.

"The Pebbles, the Waterflowers, Bill Masaki, Samuel Oak."

I pursed my lips, conceding the point. "Fair. Bruno trusts me, though."

"One, no, he does not. Not fully. Two, Bruno is a bad judge of character. He trusts me, after all."

We were silent for a while as I chewed on it. I wasn't sure what made the decision, or why I even considered it, except that Koga might be the first person I'd met who truly didn't care about me. He surely thought about a dozen different ways of using me or getting me out of the way, but the little I could pick up from him and Bruno talking was that he was in some sort of conundrum himself.

"I don't know what to do." I finally said, drawing his attention again. "I feel like I've been half-assing it for a while, trying to… to balance between being a normal Trainer and fighting the Rockets, split my attention, but… it feels like half measures, like I'm barely managing to keep up with both. I don't know what I'm doing, fighting the Rockets, and my team and friends keep getting hurt, but what am I supposed to do? Just forget it? Just ignore that they're out there, doing the same shit they did to me to someone else? And then there's the bounty, so even if I stop, they won't leave me alone. I…" I trailed off, not knowing what to say or how to say it, rather.

He didn't volunteer anything, but once I started, it was like a floodgate had opened. I sat down on a nearby rock and pulled my knees up.

"I've fucked up my relationships with almost everyone I know. I want to blame the Rockets or anyone else, but that's not true. I-... I've just been taking my anger out on everyone else. Dragging them into my shit. And then I screw around for a while, wasting time that I could've spent training, or finding leads, or something. Instead, I goof about and then act surprised when it blows up in my face, or worse, someone else's face."

Espeon and Vulpix both jumped into my lap, pushing each other around a little as they tried to get comfortable. I brushed my fingers through their fur, lingering on Espeon's scar. Evolution had done a lot for the healing process. Even with how fine her fur was, the line across her throat was nearly invisible unless you knew what to look for.

But the rougher areas on her side had nothing to hide them, a pair of pale, knotted spots amongst her pink pelt.

"But how can I just… stop? Not a day goes by that I don't think about them. Ra, Shannon, Rat. I wake up thinking about that lab, about how many more like it they have. Petrel said it was extreme, even by their standards, but what if he was lying? What if it's the norm and I'm just sitting here while they tear innocent Pokémon apart for their sick research? What if…" I stopped, almost revealing more than I should.

What happened when I did nothing, and cannon followed its cause? Because Team Rocket wasn't destroyed in the first game, even though MewTwo blew Giovanni to pieces.

No, instead they went underground. For years, they skulked around in the shadows, regaining their strength and causing who knows how many atrocities.

How could I run around in different regions, acting like nothing was wrong, when I knew that wasn't the truth? Didn't I owe it to someone to do something?

Didn't I owe it to myself?

Koga didn't say anything, sitting down with folded legs as was his custom. For a while, he stared past me towards where Sol and Hercules had started an impromptu race.

Eventually, I concluded that he wasn't going to say anything.

But then he sighed and muttered something to himself. I didn't think I was meant to hear it, but it was a rare instance of Koga underestimating someone. "Oh, what have you done to me, Bruno, you moronic simpleton."

Raising his voice, he continued.

"There is a change coming." The words were as slow as molasses and clearly well thought out, but they came anyway. "Do you remember our first conversation? About Indigo and the Clans?"

I nodded. "Yeah. You talked about the power dynamic between the League and the Clans."

"Indeed." He was silent for another bit. "The structure I mentioned, with the League at the end of the day being beholden to the Clans' resources and power to maintain its relevance, has stood for nearly a thousand years. It is also crumbling as we speak."

"Right," I remembered his words about how PokéBalls changed everything, "I heard something about it, regarding Erika."

"An excellent example. In times past, young Gym Leader Erika's… unflattering public image would not have been such an issue. Not only would the Gardeners' grasp of Celadon be much firmer, but her current abilities would have been orders of magnitude beyond anything seen outside the Clans – or the rare genius. The average person would have been in awe at her might, never realizing that what she showed them was nothing impressive. Even if that veil was lifted somehow, what were they going to do? The Gardeners' Pokémon numbered in the hundreds, while an ordinary citizen would be lucky to have a Pidgey at their side, and even fewer would ever evolve them to Pidgeot. It was only the threat of rival Clans and the wild Pokémon that kept us from the worst tyranny, but few accounts speak highly of the leader at the time."

He smiled at my surprised look. "I find few things more foolish than to lie to oneself for ego's sake. They may have been my ancestors and responsible for the power I enjoy today, but if they were alive here and now, most would rightfully be labelled monsters. It was a different world, a world where might made right."

"Oh yeah, so very different from today." I snorted, which he echoed.

"Touché, as they say in Kalos. I suppose it is more accurate to say that, back then, we did not bother to pretend. Assassination and murders were commonplace, and the threat of a Blackthorn appearing from the heavens and laying waste to your village was never far."

"But that is also the point," he continued. "There are those, like the ones that speak ill of Gym Leader Erika, that wish to make the illusion reality. They wish to do away with the shadow-dictatorship of the Clans and chain us to the will of the people, rather than the other way around. Expanding the Elite Four to four plus the Champion is the first step, but far from the last. Their will be done, we would be little more than League employees."

"Okay, I see how that could be a problem for you." Personally, that sounded pretty good, if not for the League being shit. The Pokémon world's weird semi-feudal system was wacky at the best of times, and very much rubbed against my modern sensibilities. "But how's that a dilemma? Or is it, like, how much you're going to resist the change?"

"In a manner of speaking, yes." He stared at me with those hollow eyes, any hint of life he'd shown throughout the conversation absent. "If you were to remove all the nuance, I suppose it could be boiled down to that: Aid the League or try to destroy it – other than a thin veneer for the public, of course."

The words sent a cold chill down my spine, and I sat up straight, staring at him in surprise. I hadn't thought he'd fully show his cards.

He smirked a little at my face. "That much is useless to you. The other Clans are going through the same, and most high-ranking people know that we are not necessarily happy." I remembered how Walter had been acting with Officer Jenny and his refusal to have the League involved in Clan business.

"'tis quite the topic, back home," he tore me from my thoughts, "what to do. The Elders, fat and arrogant in their power, longing for a world bygone, want to resist. They spin tales of our former glory, how the whole of Kanto shied from the shadows, lest we be lurking in them. They say to rise, join our distant relatives in rebellion and claim the power and influence that is rightfully ours. We are far from the only ones unhappy with the state of things, after all, though most stick to the more… shady parts of society."

My mouth was dry, and my voice came in a whisper. "Team Rocket."

"Amongst others," he confirmed, "though I doubt their goals align as well as they claim. Have you never wondered what formed their group in the first place, or what they wanted? The Johto Rebellion – especially the way it ended and Lance's ascension – left many unhappy with the state of things, people who had become used to using violence to get their way."

"Team Rocket wants to usurp Lance, to-what? Return the Indigo League to the way it was before the Rebellion?" Things were lining up in my head. The Pebbles' hatred for Blackthorn and Lance, Giovanni being a kid fighting in the Rebellion.

"Or so they claim." Koga shrugged, unconcerned with the bombshell he just dropped on me. "Personally, I doubt it, but my decision is not the deciding one."

"I thought you were the Clan head?"

"I am. Yes, technically, I make the decisions, but as I said, the Elders have their own opinions and have accrued quite a following, as have those who oppose them. While things are far from civil war, Fuschia is split almost cleanly in two, leaving me stuck. No matter what I do, I will alienate half of my Clan, and I doubt they will simply accept it."

"Now look at me," there was a soft, bitter edge to his voice, "running around in the wilderness, hunting random low-level criminals coming for your bounty, all because I cannot stand being at home anymore. I avoid my own family so as not to hear their words, skulking around my own compound to refrain from being seen, so I cannot be bombarded by their questions and demands. I pretend to have paperwork to stay away from the family dinners because I cannot take another day of coldness and snippy words, shadowy dealings and double meanings. I was raised on such things, yet, now that they have infected my own household, I grow weary."

"You wanted to hear 'what my deal was'? There it is. So tell me, Periwinkle the Wise, what is a man to do, trapped between his duty and his family? A thousand years ago, the Fuschia Clan head swore allegiance to Indigo. Every Clan Head after did likewise and I was the same after my own ascension. Do I break my vows, or slaughter my own blood? And even then, which half do I kill? The one with my mother, or the one with my daughter?"

I didn't have an answer for that, and he knew it.

"A difficult choice, yes? Take comfort in that, Periwinkle. Despite having more than three decades on you, I am no less lost than you are."

Standing up, he patted me on the shoulder lightly, an unusually affectionate gesture. "I will leave you to your decision-making, do another sweep of the area to take my frustrations out on some poor idiot who thinks to do work in Fuschia territory without my permission. But I leave you with this. Bruno would be disappointed in me for giving such advice, yet such is life."

"You say you are trapped between the two things, but it does not sound like it to me. Rather, it sounds like you have an opportunity."

Something moved over his shoulder. Something with black fur and long teeth, flashes of red and blueish eyes that I felt like I'd just seen. A long, lupine snout opened, bloody and fleshy maw undulating as a razor tongue lashed out.

I blinked, and it was gone.

"Your foe is strong. Too strong for you to fight, and too hidden for you to find. And that is fine because you said it yourself. You have a bounty."

"They'll come for me," I mumbled, seeing where he was going.

"Indeed. So do your training. Get your badges. Grow strong. Try to move on. I hear it is the healthy thing to do. But if you cannot." For the first time, I resonated with his abyssal gaze. "Then lie in wait for your prey and kill every single one of them."

"This is bad advice."

"Yes. Yes, it is." A long mane hung down behind his back, the Zoroark resting its head on his shoulder, blinking into visibility briefly before slowly fading alongside the Poison-Master.

"I will see you in Fuschia. Stay off the road. Half the people there want to kill you. And the rest want your bounty."

I snorted at the assumption that I'd blindly follow his lead but fished out my PokéDex again anyway. Catching Zorua ahead of plan forced my hand again.

There were a lot of calls from Green, Brock, and Ash, with a few from Misty – far less, but that was fair. An unknown number had also been spamming me, which was a little concerning regarding how they got access to my contact information.

What I didn't see was anything from Professor Oak or Gary.

Guess that made the decision easier.

"Peri, is that you, mate!? Blimey, it's been yonks since we had a chinwag! You've been avoiding my calls, old chap!"

"Bill, hey. You still interested in a closer working relationship?"


Koga is in many ways the opposite of Bruno, which makes them a fun duo.

Man, does he give bad advice, though. Who'd have thought that the semi-sociopathic Ninja (which is just a fancy assassin) isn't the best at mental health?

And Bill is back. Yay(?).

Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoyed. If you REALLY liked it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.
 
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Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoy. If you REALLY like it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.


"-it'll probably take like another week before we're done in Fuchsia. After that… I'm not actually sure. Depends on whether Ash can keep a single goal in mind for more than a second." Misty stretched in the video, quiet splashing in the background from the pond she was relaxing by.

"He can be a little scatterbrained," I agreed, shifting my weight side-to-side to keep my balance. A man and his preteen son stopped and gaped up at me, before a grumpy yellow side eye made them scurry off. "But the Safari Zone sounds fun. I might stop by myself when I eventually get to Fuchsia."

Misty bit her lip and looked away from the screen. "Tha-I… I didn't mean-"

"Hey, it's okay." I held up my hand to stop her words. "I get it. A little space is the least I can give you."

By the time I'd finished my conversation with a very enthusiastic Bill, it had gotten kind of late, and I'd called Misty back. It had mostly been her screaming insults, but when we did get to talk, I'd confirmed that they were near Fuchsia, the city.

And Misty would prefer that we not meet up immediately.

Koga would just have to wait. Served him right for assuming I'd fall for his obvious bait.

I mean, I would've if not if Misty, but he didn't need to know that. Although he almost certainly already did.

Besides, if I understood Koga correctly, there were plenty of people in Fuschia with connections to Team Rocket, and I wasn't sure my newfound resolve would hold up to that kind of temptation.

So, Saffron it was.

"...we can still talk, occasionally. And I'm sure we'll run into each other at some point. I just…"

"Like I said, fair." And I meant it. "It'll be good for me too, I think. Beating up Sabrina and Saffron Trainers will give me time to adjust to no longer trying to find Team Rocket."

"Good!" She huffed. "Acting when you see something wrong is one thing. Actively seeking out dangerous criminals on your own is another. Glad you finally got your head out of your ass."

"Yup, that's me, just staying on the defensive." I couldn't quite maintain eye contact, pretending to be distracted by a woman on a Tauros that didn't seem willing to yield. A deafening roar had the Normal-Type skid to a halt so hard the rider nearly fell off, and sprinting back the way they came so fast I liked to imagine I could see an afterimage left in the dust.

Koga's advice rattled around in my head, making the words feel like a lie. Did it count as moving forward when I was fully expecting to get attacked?

"Speaking of heads up their own ass, did I hear Ash right? You broke up with Professor Oak?"

"Breakup is a strong term," I tried to downplay, patting my seat as it vibrated. "I'm still technically sponsored by Oak, I just-"

"-am also sponsored by Bill Masaki, and keep your Pokémon with him?" I think she could tell that I was uncomfortable with the situation. "Hey, I can't blame you if what you said was true. Deserved or not, if the guy was threatening to stop your sponsorship, then he can't be mad you got another."

I snorted. "Oh, I'm sure he'll be pissed anyway, but what was I supposed to do? Say no to a monstrous paycheck and another two team slots?"

"I can't believe you got nine slots in your first 4 months of training! It's absolute Taurosshit!"

"Don't you have 12?" I deadpanned, making her wave me off with a huff.

"Yeah, but I'm me, and you're you, it's clearly not the same!"

WHOOP! WHOOP!

"Oh, hold on, Misty," I said as a flashing light and siren steadily grew closer, a motorcycle with a blue-haired woman on top, hurling down the recently turned pavement road with a large, orange dog by her side, "I'm being pulled over. Imma have to call you back."

"Whatever!" She huffed. "We'll see if I pick up, asshole!"

I put the PokéDex away as Officer Jenny stopped far back and pulled out a megaphone, her Arcanine's ears flat against its large head as it whined nervously.

"Halt!" She screamed up at me, the line of gaping and filming onlookers I'd left behind watching the confrontation. "I'm going to have to ask you to step down from the… Pokémon and recall it!"

"What do you mean? Why?" I looked around exaggeratedly. Turning a new leaf didn't mean I couldn't do a little trolling. "I thought traveling by Pokémon was allowed on this road."

Officer Jenny waved her arms around wildly, taking another step back when she got a low warning growl for the movement, her Arcanine shuffling beside her. "Travel by Pokémon is allowed, as long as it's not disruptive to the other travelers and this!" She waved again. "Most certainly is!"

Betty's yellow eyes narrowed at the perceived insult, each orb nearly as big as Jenny's head. A tremor ran through the ground as the house-sized Shelgon growled again and took a step forwards threateningly, taking up nearly half of the wide path.

"Ey, that's harsh! Betty's just big-boned!" I patted her shell with the same dull thud as if I'd slapped a mountain. She seemed to have some sort of feeling in the body armor, so I'd theorized that her nervous system was connected to it like a Squirtle's. "Heh, get it? Big boned? Because-"

"This is your last warning! Either step down from the Pokémon voluntarily, or I'll be forced to… p-pull you… down." I snorted at the tremble in her voice.

"That would be funny if you didn't instantly die from the attempt." I kept my voice too low for her to hear, though her Fire-Type tried to steel itself at my words.

Nevertheless, Betty's temper had somehow gotten worse post-evolution, and it was better to be safe rather than sorry when the consequence was murdering a random person doing their job. As such, I slid down Betty's side, having to drop a bit even after reaching her middle. It wasn't a serious drop for a normal person, never mind my vaguely Aura-enhanced frame.

Espeon still felt the need to try to slow my fall from her place around my neck. Unfortunately, her Psychic power was still too uncontrolled for that and instead forced my legs out from under me and almost sent me face-planting into the road, if not for Honedge catching me at the last second. I quickly got up and returned Betty to her PokéBall.

"Given your age, I'd usually let you off with a warning, but for such a gross violation, I have no choice but to give you a fine, young man-" My ears burned as I tuned the suddenly much more confident officer out, well aware that my little slip had been caught on multiple cameras. Taking the fine without care – money was not really a concern when I'd just signed up with a billionaire – I retrieved a different PokéBall and let Sol out.

My massive yellow Arcanine panted happily as he lay down and allowed me to get on, giving the Officer's fellow dog a loud boof! that had the smaller canine hanging its head dejectedly.

"Are we done?" I asked Jenny, once more towering over her, to her obvious displeasure.

"For now," she agreed, "but I'm watching-"

I didn't hear the rest, the world blurring as Sol took off towards the looming grey towers in the distance.

By the next day, everybody would know I was in Saffron.

Whoops.


"15 days!?" I questioned. "Damn, you guys must be busy!"

"Yeah, sorry," the receptionist of the Saffron Gym apologized. "The middle of a new circuit is often the most packed. The new Trainers are feeling the pressure with six months left, and the veterans are getting started. I hate to say it, but the PokéCenter is filled up as well."

"That's okay," I assured, gracing the middle-aged woman with a smile. For once, I wasn't rushing to get anywhere. "Thanks for your time."

"You too, we look forward to your match!"

Leaving the lobby, I admitted to myself that I could've answered the business question myself. The reception area was filled to the brim with Trainers of all sizes and ages. Kids nervously pacing with their starter Pokémon, anxious to be taking on their first Gym – with some adults who started later in life trying desperately to pretend they weren't equally nerve-wracked. The more experienced ones appeared more annoyed with the wait than anything else, standing alone since revealing their Pokémon would give the Gym a leg up, never mind that you had to register what you would be using for your match. They were the ones who were familiar enough with the process to feel somewhat comfortable, but were still looking for an edge.

Finally, the actual veterans lounged about, looking around with nostalgia. Hell, one ancient-looking woman was snoozing in her chair with an Umbreon curled up on her lap.

It reminded me of the Vermillion PokéCenter, just with less 'please help, Surge almost killed my Pokémon'.

Asshole.

Honestly, Saffron in general reminded me quite heavily of the Sunset Port. The Gyms were similar in vibe, if not actual looks. Where the Electric Gym looked like an old high school or something that had been repurposed, the Psychic Gym seemed to have started life as an office. Everything was sleek metal and glass, all right angles and featureless steel. Greyish silver was the predominant color scheme, with flashes of light pinks and blues in the thin cushions that softened the modern couches.

Outside, it was almost disconcerting. I didn't remember the city I grew up in on Earth, but I had a general idea of what a metropolis looked like, and for a second, when Saffron had fully come into view, I'd thought I was back there. Hulking, minimalist skyscrapers loomed overhead, casting most of the city in perpetual shadow, with alleyways and side streets littering the wide main roads. People looked official, in suits and the rare traditional Japanese apparel, as they hurried back and forth, smaller flying Pokémon darting in and out of windows to deliver messages and packages. Trucks and cars, more than I'd seen in one place before, honked at people to get out of the way so they could deliver their wares, and in the distant horizon, a crane slowly spun around to place another beam on a construction site, a swarm of figures leaping off to secure it.

Despite that, it was pretty clean. A smog lay around the city that had the air clinging to my throat, but it was an almost nostalgic taste that had my heart twinge with longing.

The Shining Golden Land of Commerce – seriously, Pokémon cities were named by actual kindergarteners – was the largest city in Kanto and, as the name suggested, specialized in trade more than anything else. Being in the center of Kanto, the main and safest roads all lead towards Saffron, and it was often the fastest route without flying or teleporting. Vermillion had the most foreign imports and exports, but most of their wares eventually reached Saffron.

Part of it was just location. Another part was the fact that they didn't have a major Clan.

Sure, there was the Fighting-Type Clan, whose name I couldn't remember, who'd been running the Gym for some generations, but they weren't the original Clan from back in Indigo's time. They were long dead, killed by the power-jockeying of the other Clans. They never struck against the others, to my limited knowledge, but the simple fact that they could – and that another Clan could use their city to attack others – made them too appealing a target.

As such, it was much less tradition-bound than other major cities, which led to its rapid expansion and embrace of the modern age. It attracted people from all regions who came to take part in the multi-cultural, business-friendly city.

Including the owners of the largest building in the city, which I stood outside, craning my neck to look up towards the large sign hanging over the front entrance.

Silph Co. Headquarters.

I looked across the street to a four-story building that seemed out of place, with its colorful bushes and pool out front. Crossing over, I pushed open the gilded doors flanked by a pair of Milotics, whistling at the opulent lobby. Quiet music played in the background as people who'd have seemed right at home on the S. S. Anne shuffled back and forth.

Walking across the carpeted floor and around the fountain – Milotic themed again – in the center of the massive room, I approached the enormous desk at the far end, where a snazzyly dressed man was furiously hammering at a keyboard.

"Yo." Based on the slow raising of his head and the look as if he found me on the ass of a Meowth, that wasn't the traditional Saffron greeting.

"...hello and welcome to The Milotic. Are you lost?" The condescension was almost impressive.

"Nope," I popped the P while digging my pinky into my ear. Two could play that game. "I wanna room. Big one too."

"I am afraid that our facilities are a little out of your price range."

I grinned.

15 minutes later, I was spinning a room key around my finger while pushing the door to my room open, snacking on the gift basket the very apologetic receptionist had given me after realizing Bill had already booked me a suite after suggesting the hotel to me in the first place. I 'ooooh'd appropriately at the house-sized apartment I'd been given, the bathroom alone as big as a whole room at a PokéCenter. The floor was some sort of glittering stone layered with a resistant coat to protect against claws, tear-resistant beanbags and pillows dotted across the floor, and a big-ass square aquarium in the middle.

Seeing as there was well over 12 feet to the ceiling, I did as I thought I might never get to do again and let out my whole team in the same room. Despite the amount of space, several chairs went flying as Sol took one look at the pile of softness and dove into it with a belly flop, snoring nearly before he landed. Lumbering behind him, several of the bags tore and spilled their contents all over as Betty followed, the whole floor shaking as she dropped with annoyance, paying no attention to the glare she was getting from Siren.

Meanwhile, a black shape flashed by, chased by an ice-blue one. My newest Pokémon seemed to turn left, distracting the Alolan Vulpix that was chasing her long enough for the real Zorua to dive into my arms invisibly while the illusion faded.

I sighed at the messy state of the team while Espeon shoved the complaining Ice-Type away from the Dark-Type. Back when Eevee first joined, she was very reserved and remained that way for a long time.

Zorua, on the other hand, was full-blown scared of everything that wasn't me. Every time I let her out, if I wasn't holding her, she was hiding or disguising herself. The one time Espeon hadn't kept Vulpix away from what she considered 'the wrong sort', Vulpix had ended up with one hell of a set of claw marks across her snout.

I'd tried to look into it, but Koga was right. Zorua and Zoroark were extremely rare, damn near as rare as Sol was. The few Trainers that had them were reluctant to share, so I couldn't be sure if it was normal behavior for her species, but apparently, it wasn't that unusual for young Dark-Types.

Dark-Types were the ones that seemed the most… animalistic, if that was the right word – except Bug-Type, perhaps. They tended to see the world in a very 'prey or predator' sort of way.

Oh, I also learned that she was female.

"Zorua, the Tricky Fox Pokémon. Zorua is a timid Pokémon. This disposition seems to be what led to the development of Zorua's ability to take on the forms of other creatures. It changes so it looks just like its foe, tricks it, and then uses that opportunity to flee."

"This Zorua has the Ability: Illusion, and knows the moves: Scratch, Leer, Fake Tears, Fury Swipes, Feint Attack, Scary Face, Foul Play."


Timid was underplaying it.

I tried my best to soothe her, struggling to keep hold of the fox when Espeon jumped to my shoulders. I gave the Psychic-Type a dirty look, which she returned unrepentantly.

She knew what she was doing. She was so clingy after evolution whenever anyone else got attention.

Non-combat team bonding was definitely on the list of things to do over the two weeks until my Gym battle, I thought while pulling the curtains from the floor-to-ceiling windows.

Oh, hey, look. I was facing right at Silph Co. Headquarters.

What a coinkydink.


We didn't really leave The Milotic that first day, content to lie around in comfort after a month and a half of roughing it out in the Fuchsia Plains. The facilities and services of The Milotic were top-notch – once they knew you had money, anyway – and having an essentially unlimited budget got us only the best.

I groaned deeply, feeling fingers digging into my lower calf, releasing tension I didn't even know I had. Most of my team was lying on beds beside me, a whole horde of masseuses swarming around us like Beedrill to get everyone. It took four alone to do Sol, the mighty canine not really getting the idea of a massage as he kept trying to get them to scratch him behind the ears or play with him.

Betty, Espeon, and Siren had been left out of the session, the first for obvious reasons and the last two because they didn't want to be touched. I'd have to pamper them myself, or find something else they'd enjoy.

The servers who had to help each other carry the small truckload of food up to our room afterwards nearly fainted at the sight of Betty and Sol each inhaling enough food to feed a whole team, and still wanting more.

Poor minimum wage workers had to make four trips. I'd hoped the whole 'being inside a bone cocoon' thing would mean that Betty's dietary needs would fall a little, if anything.

No. She ate exactly as much as I'd feared she would and her appetite was half the reason I hit up Bill by itself. I'd have to stay in a major city and battle full-time if I wanted to be able to afford feeding her myself.

As it was, I'd be forced to have the billionaire Teleport in food every week, once I left Saffron and was traveling again. Even the best space-manipulating storage backpacks couldn't hold any more than that.

And that was with PokéBlocks.

However, on the second day, we finally decided to venture out, by which I meant that I couldn't keep the others inside anymore without breaking something. And so, I left the hotel behind and strolled down the main road without any real goal in mind.

And as I suspected, it didn't take long for someone to recognize me.

It just wasn't who I'd expected.

"Excuse me? Excuse me!? HEY, KID!"

I turned around with a raised eyebrow at the screaming, seeing a woman and a man come running up to me. The woman was dressed to the nines, with her blonde hair carefully styled and subtle makeup that didn't look obvious. Her outfit looked like something the Sensational Sisters would've approved of, which instantly told me it probably cost as much as a TM.

The man, on the other hand, looked like he'd slept in his crumpled clothes, a bit of mustard in the corner of his mouth from the sandwich in one grimy paw.

And with the other hand, he steadied the massive camera he carried on one shoulder.

"Are you Periwinkle?" The reporter asked, gesturing with a microphone. I nodded and opened my mouth to continue, but she barreled through. "Good! I'm Sandy Oranson, with KPNS." She said that like I was supposed to know her, and didn't seem pleased when she got a blank look in return. "Hmph! Do you have time for a quick interview?" Again, she didn't give me a chance to answer before turning to her cameraman. "Good! Are we rolling?"

"Uh-" was as far as I got before the guy gave a sandwich-filled thumbs up, and Sandy started talking.

"Good day, Kanto! I am Sandy Oranson, coming at you from Saffron! I am here with Periwinkle, the young man recently involved in the Celadon Game Corner debacle! For the few of you unaware, a major base for the terrorist organization Team Rocket was discovered underneath the Celadon Game Corner and was exposed in large part thanks to the efforts of Periwinkle and his friends. Tell me," she finally turned and stuck the microphone all the way up under my nose, closely followed by the camera getting a close-up. At the same time, the operator ate his ham and cheese with his mouth open, making obnoxious smacking noises and showing me his half-masticated snack. "Is it true that the famous Professor Oak sponsors you and your friends?"

"Yea-well, I am, and, and Ash. Gary, too, obviously-"

"Don' look into 'he cam'ra!" The cameraman snapped at me with his mouth full as I kept glancing at the lens.

"Where am I supposed to look, then?" I'd never been on TV! "Is this part making it in?"

"We'll edit it in post," Sandy reassured me, "just look at me. We good?" Another thumbs up, and she continued. "We'll take that one again. Tell me, is it true that the famous Professor Oak sponsors you and your friends?"

"Some of us, yes." She pulled the microphone back as I leaned in to speak.

"So you are! What about the rumors of the Waterflower and Pebble Clans being involved? Photos from the scene showed both former Gym Leaders Brock Pebble and Misty Waterflower were present and engaged with the criminals! Was it a joint operation from two Clans against another? Were they aware of Team Rocket's presence and purposely didn't alert the authorities!?"

I went to respond, but two of my brain cells brushed together, and I stopped myself.

"... you should ask the Clans about that." Keeping Koga's words in mind about the tenuous political situation, that seemed like the safest choice.

"Come on, you can tell me!" Her smile was wide, sparkling white, and fake as shit. "Were the Clans aware of their former Gym Leaders being there? Is that why they abandoned their positions, to be free to interfere in other cities?"

"No comment." I was starting to regret not leaving sooner. I'd thought she just wanted a first-hand account of the events, and throwing hidden barbs at Erika and Lance sounded like a good time, but that wasn't what she was looking for.

She was looking for a scoop.

Something sensational.

Like a Sharpedo smelling blood, she must've sensed that I was on to her and switched her mode of attack.

"Were you investigating Celadon on behalf of Professor Oak!? What made him break his isolation after so many years!?"

"Wha-no!" I sputtered, trying to figure out how to respond in a way that wasn't overly… me-esque. "No, Oak had nothing to do with it! I've run into the Rockets before, and I overheard them talking about the Game Co-"

"So you were aware of the hidden terrorist base underneath the heart of a major Clans territory!" The reporter interrupted, turning to look knowingly into the camera. "Why not alert the authorities!? Does Samuel Oak not trust the Gardeners or the local Jenny!?"

"No-well, I mean, it was a large base with a lot of shit in it, so it was kinda sus-" Shit!

"So Kanto's Pokémon Professor does believe that the Clans are supporting Team Rocket!?"

"That's not even close to what I said-"

"What do you think of the rumor that Team Rocket is a false flag operation, funded by the League to undermine the Clans' power and support among the people by committing crimes in their name!?"

I blinked. "What?"

"Do you believe Hoenn has faked their space program's success!?"

"..."

"Well, you heard him, folks! Professor Samuel Oak, former Champion of Kanto during the Johto Rebellion, is suspicious of the Clans and has sent his sponsored Trainers to investigate on his behalf! But why not work with the League? Is there, despite Oak famously being the one to write the peace treaty, still grudges on one or both sides? Is there in truth three sides to this debate?"

"What the hell are you talking abo-!"

"This was Sandy Oranson, reporting from Saffron!" She held her pose for a minute longer before the cameraman made a cutting motion over his throat and lowered the camera. "Thanks, kid." She threw out absently, the two of them already leaving.

"Wh-hey! HEY!" She ignored me, talking and gesturing to the man. "HEY BITCH, GET BACK HERE!"

I should've just gone with violence. How'd people get anything done without threats?

"Don't bother," a new voice spoke from behind me. Looking over, I saw that it was a small group of older teens, three guys and a girl. The one talking to me was a tall yet lanky guy with black hair hanging over one eye, a black t-shirt, and baggy pants. His eyes were half-lidded while the tip of half a cigarette in the corner of his mouth glowed cherry red before being obscured by a plume of smoke. "She's with KPNS, dude. Whatever you told her, it'll be in the tabloids by morning. That channel's shit."

"I like it," the girl frowned at the guy, rolling her eyes when he didn't respond. With hot pink hair in a side-swept undercut, she wore a crop top and shorts, showing off the tattoos that stretched across her left side and arm.

"I recognize you." The first guy said. "You're, uh," he snapped his fingers a couple times while trying to remember, "Paddy, no-"

"It's the Surge meme guy!" Another shouted, with a buzz cut and tank top. "Hey, say the line!"

"I banged your mom!" The words were out before I even thought them, my anger at Sandy bamboozeling me making me fall back into old habits. I took a deep breath. "That was uncalled for. I'm so-"

"HA! Fucking got him, dude!"

"Decimated."

"Destroyed him!"

"You're just gonna take that, Jack?"

The guy glanced at the girl while the other two heckled him. Seeing her smile at my insult, he puffed up his decently broad chest and swaggered up to me, standing a couple of inches taller as he sneered down his somewhat large nose.

"What'd ya say, brat? Ya wanna fight!?"

Yes. "No," I said with fake calm. "You caught me at a bad time. Sorry." The apology did little to ease the tension; Probably because it sounded fake as shit. "Let's just… walk away."

Come on, I was trying. Take the out.

There was a brief moment where he seemed to remember that I was a kid, and I actually thought he was going to back down.

"You should take the out, Jack!"

"Yeah, isn't this the kid that fought those Rockets? You're gonna get fucked up!"

Then his friends had to pipe up again, and his conviction firmed.

"Hell no!" He growled, lowering his voice to try to hide a voice crack. "You started this, you're going to finish it! With your face!"

I hadn't figured out what he meant by that by the time we arrived at the designated battling court. Unlike most cities I'd been to, which just had some dirt fields marked off, Saffron had actual raised stone arenas, surrounded by their own stands. They didn't compare to an actual Gym battlefield, but it was very nice.

It also cost a little to rent one for a battle, but it comes with its own referee and Psychic-Type for barriers. I'd had worse deals.

I should remember to suggest something like it to Walter the next time I talked to the guy.

"Let's just wage five hundred. I'll even send out first," I suggested. Jack hesitated again, but another glance at the girl – Cecilia, I'd learned on the way – and his inner caveman started banging its club.

"5000! And I'll release first."

Hey, I tried.

"This will be a one-on-one battle between Periwinkle and Jack!" Our referee said as we took our places across from each other. "Jack will release first."

"You're screwed now, kid! Go, Persian!" I hummed in appreciation at the Normal-Type cat as it licked a paw and wiped its short muzzle, red, slitted eyes gazing at me lazily while its curled tail waved behind it. Persian was honestly better than I thought Jack would have, and for a brief moment, I wondered if I was the one who'd made the mistake.

Nah.

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?" Jack screamed as Sol materialized. Persian jumped up in alarm as the Fire-Type showed it the definition of lazy by lying down on the spot to enjoy the blue sky and hot sun.

"This is Sol, who's now gonna get up from the ground," I hinted, and the Arcanine reluctantly obeyed.

"A-are both Trainers ready!?" The referee was similarly stunned, the audience pointing and talking amongst themselves, if not pulling out whatever camera devices they had.

"Ready." I nodded. Jack sputtered and stammered various things about 'cheating' and 'rich kids', but was eventually forced to say 'Ready' himself.

The stalling lasted longer than the fight did. Persian was pretty fast and managed to dodge Sol's huge frame for a while. It even landed a rather nice Reversal, which I hadn't thought it would know, but Sol was three times its size and ten times its weight. Seeing a lion backflip into a piledriver with an eight-foot-tall dog was something to behold, and it bashed Sol's skull into the ground pretty good, but it would need half a dozen like that, while Sol only really needed one attack to slow it.

It wasn't close.

I sighed as Jack slunk over to his laughing friends, watching as more and more people crowd the stands, and lining up between them. I could see bills changing hands, so there might even be a betting ring.

Oh well. I was looking for something to do anyway and, as Bruno had said, I needed the practice.

"Who's next!?" Nobody spoke up, so I pointed at the emo teen who kept shitting on Jack. "How about you!?"

A Trainer still had to battle, after all.


IT'S HOT AF, DUDE, SAVE ME, I CAN'T WRITE LIKE THIS!

Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoyed. If you REALLY liked it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.
 
Chapter 64. New
Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoy. If you REALLY like it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.


The next few days in Saffron passed in much the same manner as the second. After being introduced to the battle courts, I found it hard to stay away for too long, despite my determination to enjoy some time with the team outside of combat.

At the end of the day, fighting was most of our ideas of fun.

"Flamethrower, Houndoom, melt that sword!"

"Protect."

The green barrier flashed into existence as Honedge held up his sheath, letting the Denial-tinted flames wash over the shield. The air wavered from the heat, reality shivering as the Dark-Type energy ate at its solidity, and I could see a faint ripple run down Honedge's blade from the proximity.

But the Steel/Ghost-Type wasn't so easily dissuaded.

"Shadow Sneak, Metal Claw!"

The last black-hued embers still danced in the air when the Protect lowered, motes of emerald green joining them as the dark spot below the floating sword widened and he sank into it.

"Where did it go!?" Patrick shouted, pimpled forehead creased in confusion as he reached up to pull his hat low against the light of the Flamethrower. His green eyes widened as the last tongues flickered out, and he saw the pitch-black spot dart up in the undulating shadows cast by the fire. "Houndoom, get back! Dark Pulse!"

"Shadow Ball!" I lowered my voice. Honedge didn't have ears, and whatever Distorted bond it used to hear my commands didn't care about volume as much as it seemed to do about distance. "Then Shadow Sneak again. Let it come to you."

Pulsating darkness gathered in Houndoom's slavering jaws, a blackness that hurt to look at, forced into a sphere. I felt a twitch within my shirt, one of Zorua's blue eyes peering out of the pocket of the hoodie I'd bought for him to hide in. As the Dark/Fire-Type readied itself, Honedge dipped up from his Shadow Sneak – some of the Ghost-Type energy he'd used to 'swim' beneath reality clinging to his blade. The Distortion swirled and condensed as if pulled by a singularity, dragged together by gravity into a wispy orb.

I felt Espeon tighten around my neck from all the unnatural energy in the air and scratched her under the chin.

Then they fired.

Honedge's Shadow Ball lurched forward, piercing through the air without a sound or sign that it was even there. Bands of Ghost-Type energy ripped from it as it spun, Honedge far from mastery of the technique.

Conversely, a shockwave pushed Houndoom backwards a couple of inches, a visible blast of wind rippling across the arena as the Dark Pulse howled and screamed its way through existence itself. The ball was a little wobbly, but it held together as the two spheres of energy, non-native to that reality, approached each other.

When they collided, it was no contest. The Shadow Ball may have been able to ignore things like momentum, air resistance, and more, a small fraction of the Distorted World manifested in the material world.

But the Dark Pulse was Denial itself. Whether the material world or the realm of Giratina, it barely mattered when it was unwilling to play by any rules at all. The Dark Pulse tore through the Shadow Ball like paper, dispersing the Distortion into a cloud of mildly harmful smoke.

And through that smoke, gleaming ivory coated in black emerged, snarling maw and victorious red eyes, turning to confusion when it failed to find its prey.

As the Houndoom leapt, I saw it. Saw the way Honedge could slip back into the shadows and let the canine pass overhead. How he could emerge tip first, and let Houndoom's own momentum split it open from collar to groin, spilling its blood and entrails across my Ghost.

And then I saw Patrick's eager face at his apparent victory and remembered where I was. Saw how Honedge seemed to pick the plan from my head and start executing it.

"Don't!"

Honedge stuttered, his very tip biting into the inside of Houndoom's thigh, a drop of dark blood rolling down his blade.

"He missed! Bite, Houndoom!"

The near-kill went unnoticed by Patrick and the audience, the angle making it look as though Honedge had merely misjudged and attacked too late. Ironically, that oversight allowed the Trainer to act much faster than he otherwise would have.

Faster than Honedge could retreat, the sharp teeth clamped down around the upper part of his blade and ripped him from the half-dimension Shadow Sneak gave him access to. Shaking its head like Honedge was a bone, the Houndoom growled and clenched down. There was a whine of metal giving as the Distortion-coated fangs sank into the sword, slight cracks forming around the indentations. Honedge bashed the side of its head with his sheath, but it was not meant for attacking and did little more than annoy the dog.

For all that Honedge was incredibly dangerous in close range, it seemed we had found a weakness.

"YES! Fire Fang, Houndoom, finish it off!"

The glow in the back of Houndoom's throat had barely become visible before I held up a finger to the ref – letting him know beforehand – and recalled my Pokémon.

"Yeeeeah, way to go, Houndoom! That's one down, two more to go!" Patrick cheered, the crowd echoing him, eager to see me seemingly on the back foot after quite the win streak.

Their hopes were shattered and broken, much like Houndoom's bone armor under Sol's Brick Break-enhanced paws. The Arcanine was insultingly cheerful as he bullied the other dog, who was less than half his size. Dark flames clung to his pelt, the Dark-Type energy resisting Sol's usual absorbing through Flash Fire, but it mattered little.

In short order, the Houndoom was lying unconscious on the ground, Sol's nosing it to play more.

The following Ariados and Butterfree were a lot less impressive than the Houndoom had been, and I ended up having Siren finish off the part Flying-Type. Patrick seemed to be training a team specifically for Sabrina, with Dark and Bug-Types, but his Houndoom was definitely carrying the rest on its back.

I didn't even say that to Patrick himself, but the guy still stormed off in a huff.

Whatever.

"ALRIGHT, WHO WANNA GET THEIR ASS KICKED BY A FEEBAS, HUH!? LINE UP!" I yelled and made rude gestures to try to rile up the crowd.

It ended up working a little too well, an old man and his Rhydon taking on both Siren and Honedge before going down to Betty. The enormous Shelgon almost brought it back around, looking on dourly as a Machoke tried to embrace her wide body. Muscles bulged, veins popping across its whole body as the Fighting-Type dug its feet into the ground and heaved, leaning back to try and find the leverage to lift the Dragon-Type.

Betty gave it a second before helping it by leaning sideways, staring grumpily into the distance as the humanoid Pokémon struggled desperately to get the Shelgon off of it. I ended up having to recall her and re-release her to get her off, and I wasn't sure if it was because she wouldn't, or because she couldn't.

The match ended being canceled when the glaring man pulled out a Steelix, and the two Pokémon nearly brought down the whole court, but it was good fun nonetheless.

That wasn't to say that we did nothing other than fighting, though.

"ARE THE CONTESTANTS READY!?" Nobody answered, hunching down further over their Pokémon. Toes flexed and curled, hooves scraping at the dirt. People around me threw glances at me, envious, worried, and competitive. I gave them nothing, eyes locked on the flag in the woman's hand, fingers tightening in Sol's scruff.

"THREE!"

Tension flared.

"TWO!"

Muscles tightened.

"ONE!"

Breaths caught.

Focus narrowed.

Time slowed.

"GOOOOO!"

Sol lurched forwards under me, the 59 Pokémon surrounding us doing the same as the flag fell and the race started. Immediately, we were ahead, Sol's size and strength giving him the greatest push off. His tongue lolled from his mouth in joy, drops of saliva sprinkling the others coming up behind us.

But then came the first obstacle.

Turning.

"Left, left, left, left!" I tugged back on Sol's fur, making him bleed off speed to round the large cliff face in our way. He almost lay down, my pants brushing the dirt while his huge paws clawed for traction. A brown shape inched up beside us, a Dodrio blazing with Quick Attack. The nearest of its three round heads snapped the long, thin beak at us. Sol snapped back, but doing so took his whole brain, whereas Dodrio's was one of three, and he stumbled, allowing the bird to push ahead.

I growled, digging my heels into Sol's side like he was a horse. "Come on, boy, we're not losing to this asshole! Extreme Speed-OH SHIT!"

The scenery twisted like we'd entered hyperdrive, colors and shapes smearing together as I was nearly torn off the Arcanine. It only lasted for a couple of seconds before we had to turn again, but it was enough. The early-twenties man on the back of the Normal-Type looked over his shoulder with a smarmy expression. Seeing us right behind him, approaching at Mach speeds, he paled and reflexively twitched as he tried to urge his Pokémon on.

Unfortunately, he didn't look before doing so, and Dodrio's leg hit a rock, sending them flying.

"HA!" I crowed as we weaved around them, retaking the lead. Yet, looking over my shoulder, it seemed that the whole thing had slowed us down enough for the rest of the pack to catch up.

A man on a sleek, muscle-bound Tauros drew up on our right flank. I paid him no mind as the track narrowed, deep trenches forming on either side.

At least, I paid him no mind until he pressed against us, trying to push us off the road.

I growled, leaning back against him as we filled the left side, Sol's paws touching the strip of grass before the drop off. With a shove, the Tauros rider had to back off to correct himself, and we got back to the middle of the path, but that didn't stop the guy from ramming against us again, harder that time. His Tauros was smaller and lighter than Sol's, but it was also lower to the ground, and all it would take was hitting the legs right for us to go down.

Okay, then. If that's how he wanted it.

Pulling out a little wider, the guy went for another slam. He looked up, eyes almost popping out of his skull when he saw me having lifted my body with my free hand, swung my knees over to his side, and extended my legs.

Hard.

SLAM!

His face caved in, his head moving sideways without the rest of his body, neck straining against the force.

And then he shot off his Pokémon, hitting the ground and rolling around in the dirt as we kept going. His Tauros went mad, trying to gore Sol, but the Arcanine was too fast for the bull. Instead, it turned around to rush back and defend its Trainer, who moaned weakly after his tumble. More racers came up the way, trying to slow down and maneuver around the rampaging Normal-Type.

Tauros wasn't having it. Steam billowed from its nose, eyes blood red as it sent riders and Pokémon alike flying, refusing to let anything it saw as a danger close to its Trainer.

And Tauros lost their minds if they saw their own reflection, never mind another Pokémon.

"Hehehehe-!" The chuckle died in my throat as first an orange and tan blur leapt over the Tauros, then a green one, and then more and more took the path of least resistance and jumped.

And were closing in fast.

"EXTREME SPEED!" My legs and ass lifted off Sol's back as he crouched for a second before exploding forwards. Our surroundings blurred, tears leaking from my squinted eyes while I hung like a cape from Sol's neck in a Superman pose. It was impossible to see how far we went, but after what felt like a split second, something fuzzy emerged in front of us, something grey hanging low over the ground. Only, as soon as I'd thought that, it was close enough that I could see that it was neither one thing, nor low to the ground.

Rock spires, reminding me of Bruno's Stone Edge nonsense, rose like a stone forest before us, the markings on either side making it clear that we couldn't go around.

"SSTAWWWWWPP!" The wind in my cheeks distorted my words, but even with that, there was no way he understood it as 'speed up'.

Which was what he did.

CRAS-CR-CRASH-CRAH!

"YOU IDIOT!" I clamped my thighs around him, clinging to his back as tightly as I could as we smashed through the tree-trunk-thick stone pillars. There was enough space for even a Pokémon of Sol's size to slalom between the poles, yet he made no attempt at doing so. In his defense, regular turning at Extreme Speed velocities was a gamble, so there was no way we'd have made it through otherwise in any respectable amount of time.

On the other hand, the impacts and stumbles over debris as it came crashing down around us slowed us more than a little. I had faith that Sol was the fastest there in a straight line, but that wasn't quite enough.

"THAT'S BULLSHIT!" I roared, watching a green blur pass us, a kid squealing from the shoulders of his Scyther. The Bug's wings whipped up a sandstorm behind them as it effortlessly wove between the spires, using the trail of destruction left in our wake before overtaking. In the distance, I could make out a cheering crowd waiting by a line of white cloth stretched across the race track. "HOW'S THAT NOT A FLYING-TYPE!? CHEATER! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!"

Nobody ever had to know about my five-year ban from Saffron's Serious Super Speed Race – also known as the 4SR – for 'unsportsman-like behavior', 'making threats towards the judges', and 'almost killing someone'.

Bastards, the whole lot of them. How was I supposed to know that the kid was such a crybaby? I didn't care if he was 9. If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen.

I even felt bad and apologized to the kid. Eventually.

Of course, it wasn't all great. I was still far from out of the woods regarding people in my life.

"Seriously, dude-"

"-what-"

"-the-"

-fuck!?"


I didn't bother saying anything, knowing that the tirade had barely started.

And I was right.

"Like, for real-" Daisy began, the oldest Senseational Sister taking up the majority of the screen as she glared at me.

"-we fucking set you up-" Violet continued, hanging over her older sister's shoulder to join the scowling.

"-all but handed you the keys to the runt's heart-"

"That's not how I-" I held up my hands in surrender when they pointed at me.

"-WERE INCREDIBLY GRACEOUS-"

"-and, somehow, you still mess it up! How!?"

The worst part, however, worse than the yelling or the insults, was Lily. The youngest Waterflower sister was barely in frame, letting the other, more extroverted women take the lead. But the way she wouldn't meet my eyes and the genuine disappointment in her face hurt more than being told I suck a thousand times over.

Focusing back on the conversation, I realized that it hadn't been a rhetorical question.

"I'm working on it," I assured them. "She's mostly taking my calls within five minutes now, so that's progress. I know it's gonna take some time, though."

"You're damn right it's going to take some time!" Violet shook her fist at me through the screen. "And groveling!"

"And presents!" Daisy added. "Like, jewelry-"

"-or a Pokémon.
"

"Uuuuh, yeah, a rare Water-Type!"

"You think that would work?" I rubbed my chin. "I mean, I got money now, so I'm sure I can get her something rad, like a Lapras, or something." It wasn't really something I'd thought about a lot, but it was true. With the paycheck Bill was sending me, I could afford to buy some pretty rare and powerful Pokémon if I wanted to.

It wasn't how I wanted to build my own team, at least not for a while yet, but maybe there was something Misty wanted? Or a Rock-Type for Brock?

"Right, you got that Masaki money now!" Daisy's eyes shone at the thought of all the zeros. "We've got a deal for Lapras, so she'll get one of those eventually, but something from, like, Sinnoh, or that tropical place people have been talking about, behind Hoenn-"

"Don't actually get her a Pokémon, Peri." Lily finally broke her silence, looking straight into the camera with a neutral face. "If you actually want to make it up to her, someone else's money isn't going to do it."

"I'm sure she'd feel better with, like, a Mudkip, or somethi-Okay, okay." Daisy held up her hands in surrender at Lily's glare before changing the subject. "Also, what the hell did you tell Uncle!? He keeps trying to gather the Clan and talks about killing the Elite Four, or something!?"

I stared at them. "...no idea, sounds rough. On a completely unrelated note, could you tell him I'm fine?"

By some miracle, I managed to distract them for the rest of the conversation with tales of Bruno, though I could do without the blatant lust for the martial artist.

Stupid Bruno and his stupid, adult muscles. I was going to look like a Tauros by the time I was his age. Like, 90 or whatever.

While I was at it, I also finally answered the unknown number that had been hounding me.

I shouldn't have bothered.

The woman on the screen was beautiful, in a severe way. Messy, light-blue bangs of hair fell around her face like a mane, the rest gathered in a high ponytail. Her features were striking: high cheekbones and a pointed chin, her face long and narrow, highlighting the slight elongation of the pupils in her ocean-blue eyes. Despite having just talked with some of the most famously attractive women in Kanto, the new one could stand next to the Sisters without losing out.

Unfortunately, I also instantly recognized her and lost all interest in the conversation.

"Greetings, Mr. Periwinkle. I am Clair Blackthorn, and I am calling-"

"Not for sale." I interrupted and hung up.

That hadn't stopped the Dragon Trainer from calling. Even when I blocked her number, a new one would simply start spamming me. I imagined that if I heard her out and then politely told her to go away, there was a bigger chance she would actually do so. Still, there had to be limits to my newfound attempts at zen, and they were definitely somewhere before talking to Lance's cousin and the Gym Leader of asshole city.

However, the real excitement happened on the seventh day, when the stuff I'd asked Bill to get for me finally arrived. I'd been getting increasingly impatient, wondering how it could take so long for a man with Bill's connections.

Though I understood once I opened it and looked inside.

"What the fuck is this?"

I held up the jacket that had been lying on top when I opened the box. The material itself was black and felt expensive between my fingers. That wasn't the problem. Neither was the size nor the cut. It was actually a little disturbing how well it fit me.

No, the issue was the giant logo on both the back and the front, massive white letters spelling out the same message.

'Masaki Co.'

"There's no way I'm wearing this." I held the jacket by the shoulders, as if it was disgusting to the touch in addition to the eyes. I grimaced, looking over the smaller logos on the shoulders and under Bill's. Various companies, some I'd never heard of and others universal, like a decent-sized Silph. Co. one. It looked like Bill had sold advertisements to absolutely anyone who wanted them. "He can't force me to wear this, right?"

Espeon's eyes followed the dangling sleeve for a moment, eyeing it with interest before going back to grooming herself.

"Yeah, I did sign a contract." I sighed, acting like she was the one who answered. We were in one of Saffron's private training rooms, having retreated there after I got my package from the mailbox at the PokéMart. Like everything else in Saffron, premium training areas were available for the right price. Large, empty rooms that you could mess up as much as you wanted, with actual equipment and guaranteed privacy. There were still wide plains and fields open to anyone who wanted them, but it was definitely an upgrade. "Surely Bill will understand, though. It doesn't even have my name on it!" I dropped the jacket and sighed, sitting down, shifting the pocket with Zorua to the side so Espeon could lean against me.

"Speaking of names," I lead, watching the others train. Hercules was showing Siren how to channel her electricity better, something I could tell pleased him. The idea that he had enough of a grasp over the energy to be a teacher was a testament to how far he'd gotten since barely being able to use a Thundershock. Sol and Betty were play-fighting, the canine trying to get around the Shelgon fast enough to touch her rear while Betty tried to catch him. It helped both of them with their various mobility issues. A sharp series of cracks! rang out as Vulpix swung her tails, a group of Ice Shards flying out and being parried by Honedge's scabbard. The ghost hadn't been happy with his loss to Houndoom. "Back when we first met, I asked if you wanted one, and you said no. That was fine then, and it's fine now. But, things have changed a little, so I figured…"

Espeon looked up at me for a long moment. I thought I'd have been nervous, waiting there under scrutiny, the silence stretching out.

But, for once, I wasn't. It was a big deal to take on a name. It wasn't permanent, but it wasn't the easiest thing to change, either. Not because you couldn't, but getting the Trainer to understand that they'd changed their mind or outgrown it could take time.

So I was fine waiting for her. And, eventually, that patience paid off when she nodded slightly.

"Alright," I nodded, still feeling a sense of relief and giddiness despite my thoughts, "let's see then…"

There was just one problem.

"Uuuuuh," I mumbled, cheek in hand, a good 10 minutes and two dozen suggestions later. "I've mostly done mythology so far. Psychics are smart, right, so a smart god. Uuuuh," my eyes landed on Hercules. "Athena, maybe?"

She wrinkled her nose.

"Man, you're a picky one." I held up my hands in surrender when she glared at me. "Which is fine! Not a problem. We might just have to workshop it for a while."

A movement and sniff from my pocket had me reaching in and scoping up the culprit by the neck. Zorua struggled as she was pulled from her hole, whining up at me with wide eyes.

"And what about you, now that I think about it. Do you want a name? Hell," I looked over to Vulpix and Honedge, getting their attention. "I never asked either of you if you wanted one either, did I?"

Vulpix's eyes went wide and wet, her whole body shivering at the idea, and she immediately came running at full force, jumping towards me. She was caught in a much more stable Confusion than Espeon had been capable of before getting to Saffron, and wiggled in the air to make me take her.

"Yeah, I figured you'd want one!" I chuckled at her cold tongue licking my face, turning to prevent it from going up my nose. I felt the guilt and self-loathing creep up again, but forced it down.

Forwards, not backwards.

"You're an easy one, as well," I told the Vulpix. "Ice and Fairy instantly reminded me of something. Up where it's cold, there's this thing called the aurora borealis. It's this mystical light in the sky, giant waves of green and purple, billowing as far as the eyes can see." Vulpix's own eyes were glazed over, like she was seeing it before her. "I heard it was one of the most beautiful things in the world, though I never got the chance to see it myself. So how about, eh? Aurora?"

I'd take the resumption of her tongue-first attack on my face as agreement.

"And wh-argh, stop!-what about you!?" I tried to ask Honedge around Vulp-Aurora's frantic affection. I glanced at Espeon for help, who rolled her eyes in return, but yanked Aurora over towards herself and began grooming her.

I turned to look at Honedge.

Honedge stared back.

"So, eh." I cleared my throat at the sudden awkwardness. It wasn't until I tried to talk to Honedge that I realized how much I'd come to rely on my Pokémons facial expressions, even if they could be hard to decipher. With the ghost, all I had was a single eye. "Do you want a name?"

Honedge floated.

"Is that a yes?"

Honedge stared.

"No?"

Honedge blinked, neither confirming nor denying.

"We'll work on it," I assured the Ghost-Type, who proceeded to stare and then float away, back to his training. "You just let me know if you change or make up your mind, then."

Honedge trained.

"Right," I turned back to my hand, seemingly holding nothing as I held it mid-air. "I can still feel you." Zorua faded into reality with a grumpy look on her face, evidently displeased that her ruse had failed. "Okay, so. If you want a name right now, we can try to find one, but – and I mean this with all the love in the world – you're still a little jumpy. So, it might be better to wait until you've settled in a little more. What do you think?"

Setting the fox down on the ground, she wasted no time diving back towards the large pocket across the stomach of the hoodie. Holding the end open for her, I patted her nuzzling shape through the fabric and took that as her answer.

"Cool. Then we just need you, don't we?" I told Espeon, who very maturely ignored me, grabbed Aurora by the scruff with her teeth, and wandered off, split tail slapping me lightly in the face.

That done, I looked through the rest of the stuff in Bill's care package. The newest version of the PokéNav, like the one Misty had. It was even blue like hers.

Well, mine was the hue of blue known as periwinkle, because Bill wasn't very funny.

Beyond that, there was the semi-magic PokéBlock mixer, which was definitely a must-have for my team.

And of course, the main reason I had him send it over in the first place. I'd looked through the stores in Saffron on the first day, but hadn't seen one, and the last time I'd done so in Cerulean, it was both too early and too expensive.

Not so now.

"Siren? Can you come over here for a second?" The Feebas looked over from her training, stray sparks leaping from her form. Despite Hercules' pride over being a teacher, I could tell that it also bothered him a bit that a Water-Type was already nearly as good as his Elekid self had been.

Still, the fish quickly left the Electabuzz behind, scooting over the ground with ease. She did it so naturally in those days that I often forgot to think about it, but her levitation was effortlessly smooth when she was just maneuvering.

She'd come so far.

"I can hardly believe it." I chuckled weakly, sitting down to let her rest in my lap. "It feels like it's been so long and yet no time at all since we met." Siren gurgled up at me in agreement. "A lot of dumb shit in between. Most of it my fault. Don't," I stopped her as she went to protest, "I'm not going there; I'm just saying." You, more than anyone, have pulled my arrogant, stupid ass out of the fire again and again. Without, I would be dead a dozen times over." She wheezed in protest at my words, making me smile in response.

"You've earned this. More than anyone," With trembling fingers, I lifted my hand. The scale I held was as large as my thumb and shaped like a guitar pick, wide in one end and narrow in the other. Pink, vibrant and loud, screamed from the pointy end, fading and changing the further up it went until it was a light blue hue, each color in between distinct and beautiful to behold. Looking into Siren's eyes, I took a deep breath and gently pressed it against her forehead, ready to let go as soon as it started.

And waited.

And waited.

Nothing happened.

I forced a smile on my face as Siren looked up at me, confused by my weird behavior. "I-I was just, uh," I gathered myself. I couldn't let her know. "...I want to make you something. Like, jewelry, you know."

She looked at me again, eyes softening. She gurgled and indicated with her head for me to lean down, which I did, allowing her to press wet lips against my cheek before she went back to Hercules.

I felt like fucking crying.

The Prism Scale didn't work. In the games, if a Feebas had it as a Held Item and then was traded, it evolved into Milotic. I didn't trade Siren with the Scale, but I didn't need to.

Trade evolution wasn't a thing at all, as far as I could tell. I'd asked Brock about evolving his Onix, and he'd gone on a long rant about needing a certain amount of buildup of metals in Onix's body. In nature, evolution occurred when an Onix grew so old that it dug deep into the earth, down where the heat was greater, and had eaten enough ore that it essentially melted. In the modern day, a thick layer of a special alloy called a Metal Coat could do the same.

Point being, it wasn't by trade. Trade didn't involve energy beams shooting through space. It was as simple as having a sponsor or League official open the database and change the registered PokéBall to a different Trainer.

But that meant that the easiest, and potentially only feasible, way of evolving Siren was gone.

Which left getting her 'Beauty' stat maxed out and then leveling her up.

How the fuck was I supposed to do that!?


Uhoh. If the Scale doesn't work, then Siren has one hell of a road before her before she can evolve. This was always the plan, by the way, it's why I made the Feebas-Milotic evolution unknown in-universe. Trade evolutions in general don't work like that in this story.

Also, if you have suggestions for Pokémon names (specifically Espeon and Zorua), feel free to throw them out.

Exams went well, so hopefully I'll have more time to write over the next few weeks. The next chapter should be the Dojo.

Thank you for reading. Hopefully you enjoyed. If you REALLY liked it, I have a P-a-t-r-e-o-n, under the same name, where you can read 5 chapters ahead.
 
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