Well this has certainly took a very long while to write, thanks to the examination and generally being a lazy ass.
First, to the reader who read this as soon as this shows up in your alert, I thank you for your attention to this mediocre writing.
To those new first-time reader, this will be a really weird and trippy journey.
So anyway...Hell the fuck yes, this took so goddamn long to finish!!! This will be another daily release of a whole Arc, just like the Arc 1!
In last arc, out kinda heroic SI has escaped the S9 and stabbed their face in with his still very OP power.
Now, what kinda of challenge will he face in this arc?
Ward shenanigans, duh!
And to those that still remember that I said my writing will be somewhat influenced by anime? Yeah, expect the chapter to be much more heavily influenced.
Also, the following chapter is 6.5k words long, with a thousand words added in by my beta-reader, Aoirann! So, give a thanks to him too!
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Arc 2: A New York in a Sunny City (11-09-2010 to ??-09-2010)
Chapter 2.1
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Run
Hydraulic fluid spilled onto the ground when the white robot was cut in half by my knife. With his transparent braincase in my hand, I slowly crushed it until the content splatted apart, adding the fatty substance to my already blood-coated hands
Run
I ran, no, I leaped forward towards a group of women. I cut the throat of the Middle-easterner, her hands leapt to her throat, trying to stop the bleeding. With a flick of my wrist I sliced of the arms and legs of the woman in the ripped red dress, leaving her torso lying in an expanding pool of blood..
Run
With another flick, I cut the white-haired woman in half. I watch the horror in her eyes as he desperately crawled to her legs in a vain hope. Then I turned towards the last one. I kicked the Black and White striped women in the stomach, grabbed her by the throat when she was bent over in pain and threw her to the ground. With a dramatic flourish bisected her vertically.
Run
The chimera charged in, thinking that its resistance was not futile, I proved it wrong. With each seconds, my blade flew and twisted like a hurricane of slice and dice, each cut was forever, each slash was permanent. No amount of regeneration power will heal a pile of gore.
Run
All that left was a little girl, running in a blue dress like a children story. Blood caked her dress just like me, covered in crimson from head to toe. She tripped, I closed the distance. All she could do was watch and scream when I plunge my blade into he-
Big Bro
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I woke up flailing. After a few seconds I calmed down and focused on slowing down my heartbeat. I lowered my head into my hands.
Damn nightmare. Ruining my beauty sleep. I thought to myself with a bit of dark humor. But...it's reassuring that I'm having nightmare over all that I've killed, even if they had standing kill on sight orders. I didn't felt sorrow or guilt over their deaths. No it's was….. More like I don't feel anything about them. No sorrow, guilt, anger, happiness nor even the slight bit of stratification. The fact that I killed them brought up as much of an emotional response as glancing at a clock.
And with a nightmare that bad, it's no doubt that I drenched my shirt in sweat. The air was as cold as Siberia thanks to the Tinker-tech air conditioning and I still wake up covered in sweat.
Again.
It has been only two days since I first arrived in this Earth Bet. And today was, in spite of everything, shaping up to be better than the past two days. I learned something that Hollywood doesn't really tell you. That's after you get done fighting, after all that adrenaline wears off, you vomit, a lot. Which was rather surprising as I already vomited most of what was in my stomach earlier. And yet I found more to vomit up. And then the shaking started. I remembered shaking so hard that I collapsed onto the ground, my legs not being able to support my weight. Then the crying started. Everything just hit me all at once. Waking up with no memory and covered in blood, running, killing people without knowing who they were, then being captured, strapped to a table, and then plotting to escape…. And then wading through the pools of blood and gore of an entire office building of slaughtered people to save a 12 year old girl. It was just too much to cope with all at once.
I had absolutely no idea how long have I been crying right on the ground, shaking. Only after a while did I realized that Lily had pulled me into a hug and was rubbing my back, whispering to me. Eventually I calmed down enough that Lily was able to pick me up and take me into a spare bedroom. Apparently I wasn't the first Ward to completely lose it after their first real fight and I wouldn't be the last.
I shook my head to rid myself of those thoughts. Enough sentimental thinking, time to clean myself and get rid of all the now drying sweat that I was covered in.
I was fortunate that the PRT was there to help me out. The facilities, the underground dormitories and even the toothbrush were all provided by them.
After my shower I looked at the mirror, man...I cannot believe I am younger again. Mind you, I looked like a 15 years old when I was 20. Right now I looked like a 13 years old boy. This is going to be so awkward, and of course it came with all the hormones of being a 15 year old…. Again!
This is going to drive me nuts, especially with the New York Wards having some 27 female members along with 12 male members, excluding me. Almost seemed like the perfect ratio of girls and boys for a Japanese dating si-
FUCK, BRAIN, STOP.
Argh, stupid hormones, stupid being 15 again. At least this is real life and not some stupid anime, so I won't just magically have perverted stuff happened to me just to satisfy the deviant humour appetite of some otakus.
And it wasn't until today that I realised I no longer need glasses to see anymore… Did my power 'kill' my shortsightedness? Wait… Crap. Bonesaw did have me at her mercy for an unknown amount of time….
[Quadruple Personalities detected]
"Slow down there, buddy! You're start bleeding if you kept brushing like that!" An Asian girl with black silky hair reached till her shoulder warned. That's when I realized that I could in fact taste blood, mixed with the toothpaste.
"Ah, sorry. Was just thinking about something stupidly annoying." I explained. The voice sounded rather familiar, but it's not Frogger's or Flechette's, Kay and Lily, after they introduced themselves to me.
She reached out her hand while brushing teeth with another, smiling as she did so, "Hora~! Name is Yuuka Ueki, A.K.A Kudzu!"
"Ah, you are that girl with cloning power right?" Despite me not having a reaction to the thought of eradicating the Nine, I still had some rather vivid memories of her clones splattering right before my eyes. It was...horrifying to say the least.
She took out her tooth brush to speak properly, "Yup, you had no idea how convenient it is to have 4 of you at once, one here, one at my house cooking breakfast for my mom, and the last two browsing the latest in yaoi cape doujin-"
"ANYWAY!" I loudly stated to change the topic. "How many will be here during a Saturday morning?" I asked. Let's be honest here, I have nothing to do here. They still haven't given me internet access. And the Wards were still teenagers with school and personal lives. So that left me in a rather empty New York Ward Brooklyn HQ and nothing to do.
The only one that came in the yesterday were either the orphaned Wards or Wards that pretty much lived in the Wards base due to family issues, Lily included. She's also the one that pretty much hugged me to sleep when I suffered my emotional breakdown. I have to thank her later when I see her.
Of course, there's also a couple Wards who just lived here occasionally anyway for whatever reason they have like Yuuka and Kay. So there's that.
"Oh~ Almost everyone will come for a great Saturday night, but it still be mostly empty during the morning." Yuuka answered, spitting out the last of the toothpaste. "Unless you want to see Khaki again, in which case he's probably busy in his workshop."
Ah, that guy, Red Glare. Just why the hell did he do that for!? That's just so damn embarrassing! I quickly washed my face, cleaning all the dried sweat off my face and rubbing that memory off my mind. But the frustration was still painted onto it. "Right, let's get something to eat."
"Great idea, let's go!" And she just spun me around and pushed me to the dining hall. Literally. I can see why Lily just gives up whenever she's around now…
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Afterward, we arrived in the dining hall and grabbed a couple granola bars from the fridge. This was in spite of the full spread traditional breakfast that Joseph, Michael, and Shandy were having.
[Elemental Dasher detected][Sergeant gravity detected][Limbs Taker detected]
Joseph, somewhat unsurprisingly was Jouster. Now if his family name started with J too, then we would have a completely different story. Michael was Shockwave. I had to admit, he would have been scary with such huge black musclebound body if it wasn't for his rather soft voice. And Shandy was another Ward. Unarmed, she called herself. Which was very ironic considering what happened to her before.
"Hahaha." She said. Not laughing in a monotone but just said. "I didn't have my right arm for years when I first became a Ward. Three years later? I wish someone would build me a damn robot arm. My power has given me enough extra limbs already!"
I wondered what her power was, seeing how she couldn't regenerate herself, maybe some kind of fleshy projection like Siberian?
Believing it was the perfect time to do so, Yuuka gave me some explanation. We were setting in one of the New York City Wards bases. Not a "New York Wards Base". New York City Wards Base. And yes one of them. Each of the Boroughs were large enough to warrant a Protectorate, Ward, and PRT base.
Thanks to Manhattan being one of economical and cultural centers of the US, the first PRT base in New York City and the East Coast was constructed there. Thanks to the fact both organizations were starting at the same time, the base was also a Protectorate base. After the attack from Behemoth and the consequential rebuilding, the Protectorate base was moved to a brand new facility designed for it, and the Wards were moved into the old unused facilities.
And with five boroughs came five teams of Ward. Which were constantly mixed around to give the New York Wards an advantage in taking down local supervillains who could never know who they were fighting against. Tinker made Teleporters built into each Ward base made travel between the bases all but instant. It was a complete freak coincidence that the Wards were planning a party in Manhattan base which resulted in them getting attacked by the S9.
The outdated and retrofitted structure of the Manhattan base certainly did explain how I managed to crawl my way through the ventilation shaft from the prison complex and ended up being in the girls shower room. Which Yuuka laughed about, stating that I should warn them if I tried to get in there again. I was also later told that I did trigger countless sensors in doing so but for obvious reasons no one responded to them.
After that wonderful morning breakfast Yuuka suggested that we should get some exercises done. Seeing how I will be fighting on the street soon, I needed to turn this pile of bones into something resembling fighting shape.
And the gym was really impressive. there's all sort of lifting machines for exercise, racks of free weights, a couple of machines I'm sure were tinkertech in some way, and an area with padded walls and floors for sparring purposes. Right next to the entrance was the changing room, and on the far left side was the entertainment room filled with some arcade machines and couches.
Is this really a base or a freaking hotel? What is even more amazing was that everything here was built underground! This place is way better than my old house!
Leaving that aside, the training uniform the PRT had provided was really comfy even if it's skintight, forming around my body. Not that it matters since I don't have much to show off. Maybe besides my thighs, I have been taking light exercise before all this happened.
Still, the uniform exposed my midriff, probably for making cooling off and sweating easier, maybe it's a unisex design? Though my mind slowly drifted as I thought whether or not the girls will be wearing the same stuff aaaannnd Yuuka just answered that for me.
"Ya know, my eyes are up here." she teased.
I rolled my eyes after managing to tear them away from her midriff. "Very funny, Yuuka…Mind showing me the ropes around here?"
"Sure!" And with a tug she dragged me into the gym.
The next hour was spent with her skillful teaching on how to exercise properly without accidentally injuring myself. To me, she was surprisingly professional about this. Making clones to demonstrating correct techniques also helped a lot. And her having the clone that show what happens when you do something wrong was even more helpful. At least in scaring the crap out of me. Didn't realize that the bench press could be so deadly. And the less said about what can happen if you drop the weight doing the "Skull Crusher" the better.
"And finally, when you are doing the dumbbell shrug, never do it this way." She demonstrated on herself for once, and not a clone.
"Why? What way will I be horribly maimed or killed if I do so?" I deadpanned at her. She merely smirked at me.
"No way. You just make yourself sore and tired with nothing to really show for it." She said with a little smile on her face.
"Oh." Was all I said to that.
"Now onto stretches!" She exclaimed, pulling me to the padded section of the Gym.
However that was not necessary as my body was as flexible as a feline now. Heck, I could lick my toe, with my legs pointing straight outwards without breaking a sweat. But it eventually devolved into a teasing match whenever my eyes wandered to places that shouldn't be. Not helpful either when she started doing suggestive gestures with her fingers…. Or had her clones helped her in her stretches…. Sigh...teenagers.
[Amphibian Champion detected][God Killer detected]
"Hey there, Drake, Yuuka!" I heard a familiar voice while I was panting for air on the ground after going back to the actual exercises….. And away from Yuuka….
"Hey...there, Kay and...Lily." I lazily rolled to face them. As with Yuuka, they both wore that tight-looking training uniforms and I would be lying if I said I didn't enjoy the view. However I could hear my fragile masculinity shattered when I saw mildly toned abs on them both. And I doubted that they got it because they were thin.
"Wow, looks like she did a number on you." Kay grinned. "You know you're wearing the female training uniform right?" I glared at Yuuka who was whistling innocently.
Ignoring that, I had just pushed myself rather hard today. I'm going to be patrolling soon and I can't count on the dumb luck that got us through the S9….. "Little help here?", I raised up my hands and they both lifted me up annnd I felt so damn short again. I must have pouted about that as Kay responded.
"Awww, don't worry. You're adorable shorty. I'm sure you will be much taller when you reached you puberty." Kay teasingly smiled as she ruffled my hair.
"I'm 15." I bluntly stated.
"Well fuck me...Wait, I don't mean that...I meant it as in-argh!!!" She stuttered over what appeared to be the remains of a sentence. Both Lily and Yuuka started giggling and when I joined in, we all burst in laughter.
With limited control over her giggling mouth, Yuuka suggested, "Since Drake there put up such a show the other night, why don't we give him a demonstration of our powers?"
"Really? Please please please show me your power!" I'm bouncing with excitement right now. Yeah I really am 15 again, aren't I?
"Alright then. Here goes nothing." And she spun on the spot, large chunks of flesh seemingly molted off her. No, more like a growth of limbs as hands came out, then a chest, then the two whole bodies formed, clothed and standing at her sides.
"Just like I said before I have cloning power. All these bodies are all me! Not me as in I'm controlling them. But literally are parts of me! Do you have any idea how convenience it is to have clones working together? I can have a whole dance club all by myself!" And at that all the Yuukas began to dance, showing off various styles of dance.
"You know what's even better? I can make clones of other people!" She said mischievously and suddenly Kay split into two as if she underwent binary division while the Yuukas fused into two bodies.
"Warn me when you do that! It sucks my brain juice when you do that!!" The two Kays shouted while they clutched their heads in pain. This earned a giggle from the Yuukas.
"And I can fix myself too! Like say one of me lost an arm. Just touch and the magic happens!! That's assuming if all my clones didn't lose the same arm too." The Yuukas continued.
"My turn." The two Kays fused to one and moved in. She slapped down on Yuuka's hand as she moved back. With hands on her hips, she opened her mouth and a very long tongue extended out of it and hung in the air.
"I have some enhanced agility and strength, but most of my power are inside this tongue. You see, I can copy powers." And to demonstrate that, her tongue changed colour, from a normal fleshy colour, to rose red with thorns all over it, to a disturbingly bright orange and blue.
"How were you speaking with your tongue in the way?" I asked.
"Frog-cery!" She answered. And in return, she asked me another. "Anyway, guess how I defeated Burnscar in one blow?"
"Erm…"
"You are thinking about tentacle bondage, aren't you?" Dammit, Yuuka!
"And the answer is I made her high on drugs." Kay answered with a snap of her finger.
"What." Was all I could say in response to that.
"Just a few months ago, there was this group of powered mercenaries called themselves Faultline's Crew. One of them is a Case 53 has the power to excrete drug that were extremely effective on making people high as fuck. I looked at him for a couple seconds and Voila! Unfortunately I got touched by him and immediately passed out afterward." she explained.
"The healing power I have? Also copied from someone else. Not that famous Panacea though, her power is way too complicated. But that's another story for another time."
"She also has the power of being very popular with the other Wards due to her tongue." Yuuka stage whispered to me. At that Kay lashed her tongue at Yuuka and smacked her right in the butt..
"Lily!" Kay exclaimed, mostly so Yuuka couldn't say anything else.
"I guess it's my turn. Let's get in the entertainment room first. My power is way too destructive to show off on anything here." Lily said.
When we got there, she told us to back away and picked up a dart, aiming for the dart board on the wall. Nothing really specia-
She moved, fast like a tornado and the dart just flew out of her hand. She continued to spin without stopping, even when the first dart haven't reach its target yet. She picked the second one, with her back facing the board, and threw it anyway. The first dart hit the board, right in the middle of the red center. But regardless of that, she continued spinning, one leg raised up and grabbed the third dart with her toes. Suddenly her reached out to kick something invisible. And immediately afterwards she lowered it to the floor. It was only when I heard the thunk of a dart hitting the board did I realize what she have done.
I was astonished by her stunt, so much that I forgot about the board. And when I looked at it again I was even more amazed. The darts not only were stuck on the Triple Bullseye, but have been grouped together so tightly, I doubt a machine could have done better. I then found my hands moved on its own and started clapping, and the girls laughed at my reaction.
"Super accuracy, heightened sense in distance, trajectory and-"
"The ability to penetrate everything." Kay interrupted cheekfully. Okay, I raised my eyebrow on that one.
"Dammit Kay that's not how my powers work!" Lily looked really cute when she got teased, with her face blushing red from Kay's statement.
"Eh, close enough. But your power managed to break through Siberian invincibility that night, so you really can penet-"
"Please stop using that word!" Lily shouted and stomped her feet, her face getting even redder somehow.
"Penetration~!" Kay grinned.
Lily's face was flushed with red from the embarrassment as Kay continue to say the word 'Penetration!' like it was melody of a sort, all while dancing and spinning around her.
"Anyway, think we should end this exercise sessions with some sparring?" Yuuka suggested.
Suddenly, Lily perked up and grabbed my shoulders, lifting me up into the air and running for the sparring room.
"Yeah sure! Let's fight and forget everything!" She said hastily.
"Penetration." I smirked.
"Stop it!"
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Once again, I thanked my second passenger for being able to make me fight all three of them to a complete defeat without accidentally touching their breasts or private parts like some crappy perverted anime. Of course with a couple of the cheap shots I gave them (It's totally my power's fault, I swear!) they probably would rather I had then said, that sucker punch I gave to Lily.
This power was so damn good, not only do I have the ability to break through everything, but I have a combat thinker ability that allowed me to fight people in any way I wanted. Like for example, using only my legs to fight off Kay.
Seeing a right hook heading for my skull, I crouched and swept my legs at hers. The momentum of her fist carried her forward and she fell, making a perfect split on the padded floor.
She quickly jumped up and just body slammed me. But I noticed her stance faster than she did and grappled her waist with my legs. My feet clawed onto her inner thighs, causing her to spread her legs. But she simply slammed me onto the floor in an attempt to make me let go.
This quickly proven to be a mistake as she moved too far to slam me, and I used all the strength left in my legs to lift her above me and slammed her head first onto the floor. The roll now made me the one on top of her, straddling her waist.
It was one amazing fight one after another. Now I can feel her rapid breathing through my thighs touching her stomach, just like I was breathing in the air greedily to rejuvenate myself. The smell of sweat in the air was strong and heavy, and I think I'm high from adrenaline flooding my system.
Slowly, she opened her eyes and shook off the pain from her head. The expression she made when she saw me looking at her from my awkward position was priceless.
"What!? This is bullshit!" She yelled as much as she could in-between deep breaths..
"I still won anyway." The smugness radiating off me should be made into a scale with my name on it.
"Well he did fight off the Nine alone Kay." Lily said, clutching her bruised waist, and with her arms protecting where I had sucker punched her.
"Mind getting up and fix our bruises?" And on the other side of the room were three Yuukas groaning in pain in different positions because I beat them all in different ways.
Hearing their complaints, I stood up and pulled Kay up with me. I didn't hear footsteps behind me when she began to lick their wounds.
[Infinite Elemental Laser Caster detected]
"Good morning, Kay, Lily and Yuuka, and you must be Drake." I turned around and saw a man that I would simply describe as having the best standard hero look. He had short brown hair trimmed on the sides. Which complemented his square jaws and blue eyes. Looking down from his face, I saw that he's also wearing his own custom training uniform, a blue coloured one.
And it's skintight. IamnotgayIamnotgayIamnotgayIamnotgayIamnotgaythatabsthatabsthatabsthatabsthatabsthatabsthatabs!!! Quick, stare at boobs to prove that I'm still straight!
"Erm, yeah?" I said while I'm getting an eyeful of Kay's rather large assets, who was clearly amused by my antics.
"I'm John, or otherwise known as Legend." Oh my God, he's freaking Legend!?
"Are you free later in the afternoon? We need to test out the full capability of your power as soon as possible." He asked.
"Oh, yes of course! I'll be at the power testing lab" I said, still starstruck at his presence.
"Very well. As you were, Wards." And he left, just like that.
"Looks like someone is having some sexual orientation issues here!" Oh dammit Yuuka.
"Just…. shut it." Was all I lamely got out. "How long will the testing take anyway?" I asked hoping to stop further teasing.
"Maybe an hour. However if your power is really complicated, they will test your power regularly for weeks or so." Lily answered.
"Eh, it probably won't take too long. I mean, I stab things and things get destroyed. How complicated could that be?" I shrugged.
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6 fucking hours later, the testing was completed.
The first few hours were basic, testing to see if my power could break absolutely everything. They brought in some of the toughest tinker made material ever and I broke it with a stab. They then tested out to see if using different items would make different effects. It didn't.
They also tested out my combat thinker power. In which I passed every single one of their test with flying colors. So that was solved rather quickly.
And then it got complicated just like Lily had said. They gave me a cup of coffee and tell me to change it. I 'killed' the coffee and all that left was water. They then gave me a pan and I 'killed' its temperature. I damn nearly lost my hand when it shattered from the cold. Various items were given, and I gave them different effects. Easier said than done.
[Sleepy Time detected]
Finally a few capes were called in, mostly the New York Wards and Protectorate members. A Ward named Standstill casted her power, making both her and another Ward fell into deep sleep. One could easily wake them up just by shaking them, but they told me to use my power. I stabbed their dots with the power effect, awakening them. They also sighed in relief when I didn't literally stab them.
[Living Matchstick detected][Thermodynamic Reversal detected][Action Time detected]
The tests almost flew by later when others used their power and I easily cancelled them out. Torchlight set herself on fire, I stabbed and the flames were gone. Glacier conjured an armor of ice and that was gone too. They even brought in a Ward from other Wards base named Clockblocker. He freezed an item in time, something which no counter had ever been found and I simply broke his effect once more.
That apparently got their attention, saying something about cancelling Gray Boy's power or so. I didn't know what that was about but I didn't pry as I just wanted to take a break from all the testing.
…...
"That's a great name by the way." I said to Clockblocker as an afterthought as he was led out of the room.
"Thanks!" Clockblocker and I fistbumped.
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By the time the testing has ended the sky had already turned orange with the moon rising on the horizon. I slowly took a sip from a can of vending machine Pepsi as I took the elevator back to the Wards part of the base.
When the elevator opened I was greeted with sounds of popping and rains of colourful shredded paper.
[Many Users detected]
"Welcome to the Wards Drake!!!" The cheerings and clappings were loud, as if firework was fired right in the room, and it took me a moment to perceive what was happening. Which was enough time for the Wards to hoist me up into the air and carried me around the hall.
I yelped when I was thrown into the air a couple times, landing on a wave of hands. Though I think I felt someone groping my butt and I was pretty sure who that was. But it wasn't long until the carrying ended and I was pushed into a stage in the center of the room made from a group of table. A brunette girl with mic in hand on the stage pulled me up and steadied my footing.
[Sonic Sonar Speaker detected]
"To the fellow Wards below the stage, I'm Banshee, your host of the day! Let us welcome our newest Ward, who not only come from another world, but is also the one who defeated an S-class threat on his very first day! I bring you, Drake!" She announced into her mic and the Wards around me were chanting my name, I couldn't help but feel my heart beating heavily, rhyming with the chanting.
She pushed the mic to my mouth, clearly wanting me to say something. "Didn't we have a celebration party two days ago?"
"Yeah, but that was a "Thank god we survived that" party! Not a "Hurray we got a new Ward" party. And...You haven't gone through Ward initiation yet!"
Ward initiation? What sort of trial was that? I looked towards the crowd of teenagers, hoping to get some sort of answer. All I saw was the Asian trio cheering for me and Khaki standing behind them. For a split second we stared at each other and he quickly hid behind Yuuka, evading my attention.
"Since you are new to this world, I shall explain our initiation to you. You see, when Parahumans first appeared, people either liked them or feared them. So when parahumans do anything, the public tends to be influenced by their actions more than anyone else did, even if they were doing the same thing. So, Legend, a member of the freaking Triumvirate, suddenly outed himself and announced to the world that he's gay, guess what happened?"
"...LGBT rights got even more influential?" I answered.
"Correct! But even so there's still some pockets of homophobia resistance around the world, mostly in third world country and stupid China. So when we heard that you came from Asia, we kind of have to do this quickly or else you might misunderstand or so."
"Erm, no. I'm okay with that." As a matter of fact, I'm super cool with gayness!…. That didn't even sound good in my head.
"Great! Wards, move to your groups now!" And everyone did so, walking around the hall and getting to their respective group. In time, 4 groups of people began to form. One group on my left is full of boys, the one on the other side is full of girls, the group in front of me is filled with both genders and the last group behind me has...only one girl.
Basically gay boys on my left, lesbians on my right, bisexual, pansexual, asexuals, or anyone else who didn't fit into classical definitions in front and… the one straight behind me…
"Well this is awkward." I said.
"Don't worry! we won't judge you at all if you choose to be straight! As odd as that sounded..."
Alright, Drake. Time to think for real. To see through the lies I have made for myself, to not be restricted by the conservative mindset of your parents. To ignore the mindless ranting from the ones that whose opinions that I didn't care for in the end. I could be who I truly am…
Aaaannnnddd it turns out how I truly am is really what I thought I was this whole time. Sure, I have some awkward feeling on seeing Legend with my own eyes but something tells me that's not exactly uncommon. So, I walked towards the lonely black girl instead.
[Phantom Limb detected]
She raised a fist, I bumped it right back. It's a bit sad to see the guys being disappointed for my choice and the girls for having all their gay ships about me collapsed into nothing. The bisexual girls were cheering though.
[Kinetic Engineer detected]
"Ha, suck it! Bisexuals are the superior race!" Yuuka, apparently the head of the group, stated as she was lifted up into the air by herself, taunting the others. Below her, I saw Khaki just...looked sad, I could only give him a silent sorry.
Seeing how all the guys besides me are interested in boys, I looked over the girls instead to see who didn't have any interest in my gender just so I won't misunderstood their intention.
And Lily was in the lesbian group with Kay...A bit sad to see my crush in it, but I knew her for what? 2 days? Maybe 3 top?
All of a sudden the straight black girl with long dreadlocks in our tiny group hugged me tightly, "Oh thank God. Finally a guy that I can actually talk to without being awkward. Name's Cerri by the way" I understood that feeling very much girl.
"Well then, we got ourselves the answer. So let's get on the party already!" And the crowd dispersed, continuing what they did before.
With rave music playing in the background, Kay skipped over to my side, "So, how was it?"
"Great I suppose. Just that I have to reconsider my crush now that I know someone is incompatible…" Kay immediately glanced at Lily. Was it really that obvious?
"Girl, you better start dating or else all the guys will be asking you out!" She said.
"I-I don't know! I was afraid of being rejected!" Lily replied.
"You rejected two guys already! You need to calm your tits and start asking people out! Besides you are hot! Even a straight girl will hesitate in pushing you away!"
"Wait two?" I asked.
"Yeah. Khaki got rejected last time and that was the first time I have ever seen him cry!"
Ouch…..wait this has gotten even more awkward! We both had crush on the same girl? Really?
I sighed, "Nah, it's fine. it's totally fi-" I felt an arm rested heavily on my shoulder.
"Well, if ya all
inferior lesbians do not have any plan with him tomorrow, I was thinking about taking him onto our weekly trip around New York City. You know, show him some fancy locations along the way. How does that sound Drake?" It was Yuuka that's speaking, but I think someone else was holding me down. A girl, presumably from the soft feeling behind me.
"Sure why not?..... I cannot believe I completely forgot that I was in NYC! I have finally fulfilled my dream of going to America! Well, at least an alt version of it." I said, and someone softly patted my head.
"Heh. We will prepare something really special for you if you do...come." I gave Yuuka an unamused look
"What?" Oh just stop with that innocent look, Yuuka, "Oh whatever, let's get the party going!"
Soon enough. I soaked into the excited atmosphere and ate and drank way too many things. Seeing how I was in this Brave New World, I decided to have conversations with other Wards, trying to remember their real and cape names. As the clock approached 4 in the morning, I spent the last few moments in some video game matches. I grinned when almost no one managed to top my score. As I said, almost. Khaki was fucking bullshit and the smugness dripping from his grin was even worse than mine.
But, I still needed to finish something before sleeping.
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"And that's all that happened today." I spoke through the microphone.
Through the screen, I saw Riley laughing, clutching her stomach, grabbing one side of the table to prevent her from falling. Dragon has managed to set up a biotinker lab for Riley in the Guild's base, however it also served as her prison cell as well. Despite turning over evidence, defecting from the S9, and helping to stop them, there was still way too much to just let her go. Dragon claimed responsibility for her as she has experience in these sort of things. But no one besides the Guild and PRT have to know that she has communication with the outside and her 'cell' was better than some 5 star hotels. After all she went through, it was the least we could do for her. And so I made it a point to talk to her everyday.
After all, I'm her morality chain to this insane world. And in a way, she was my chain to this world too.
Wiping last of the tear off her eyes, she said, "Oh that was so hilarious, big bro."
"Well, that's the Wards for you." I shrugged.
There was a sad look on her face, "Shame that I couldn't help you at all yesterday. Even if I was there I don't think I could have calmed you down at all…"
"What has happened, has happened. Try not to think about" I really wish I could pat her right now through the screen.
"Anyway, I'm really feeling tired right now, so… talk tomorrow?" I asked
"Sure. And thank you, Drake...This meant so much to me. See you." And the screen turned black just as she finished waving good-bye to me.
"Yeah, see you too." And my hand almost reached the off button when suddenly Dragon's computerized face showed up.
"Hello Drake." Dragon greeted me with her signature robotic voice.
"Christ! You scared the shit out of me!" I yelped, almost falling from my chair.
"Sorry. But in light of your behaviors for these past 2 days, I'm hereby giving you access to the internet." Oh hell the fuck yes! Finally I can visit the damn web!
"You are basically saying that 'Yes, you can watch porn right now', isn't it?"
"Well, you are a teenager alone in a room with a computer….. Good bye and good night. Don't stay up too late." And at that the screen was turned back to the normal desktop.
...It might be really late right now, but maybe just a few sites before going to bed?
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"Why is there fanart of me already!? Why is there r34 fanart of me and the Nine!?!? AND WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING HIGH QUALITY!?!?!?" I screamed, clawing at my eyeballs.
Author Note: I shall now declared this as the most gay-positive Worm fic ever.