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Birb Diary #3

Birb Diary

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Evil Dairy Queen the Fourth!
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Day #3

The namies gave me food. They were talking about something but they were talking in that weird language only the annoying thief's and the foreign mimickers knew how to talk in.

One of them is in the steel-nest next to me and said it was something about the food they gave me being from 'Dairy Queen', and even I know what a queen is- though I assume the thief misheard them, because obviously it should be Queen Dairy- and I have to wonder why they sent me food.

I'm lucky they gave me that weird black stuff and this werid pad to write things down in.

I didn't use to now how to write. I also didn't use to know how to read. I also didn't know how to count by days. I learned that from the 'machine' they put me in.

I'm going to sleep now.

Maybe things will make more sense when I wake up.
 
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