Cu-nosuba: God’s Blessing on This Lancer’s Holy Grail War!

Davos · 2026-03-11T16:36:37+0000

alextheconqueror said:
Hey, Mordred may be hotheaded, and lack common sense, and have both daddy and mommy issues, and sometimes act like a cat, and-wait where was I going with this?
Oh right, she is surprisingly good leading people, if not she wouldn't had been able to make her rebellion, and I think Artoria have him some leading duties while she was out of the country in a campaign but don't remember well

To be fair, there were Mechas and Sci-fi riffles in ancient Greece

I... I don't even have anything funny to say, this actually sounds pretty common, but what surprised me more is that she had a file, someone else should had made it for her because with how she debriefs I can't see her organizing papers

Those little ingrates, at least Mordred loved her father, though I'm surprised she even had bastards knowing her.... history

I'm gonna assume that at least a third of that category is composed of Manaka and, yeah, no, only Manaka

I'm not surprised, her people skills is so bad only idiots or people too worried about humanity state with her as the tasked with their defense would join her, wich actually explains her Counter Guardians, we have the EMIYA's, the newborn with zero common sense, Ryouma who is basically the best of the bunch in a matter oc common sense and then you can see a pattern

You'd gone for it the wrong way, Mordred doesn't see herself as a woman just like did Artoria prior the fifth Holy grail war(Mostly because Mordred wants to be king and a king can't be a woman, meanwhile Artoria didn't even considered herself human because for what Merlin said "A king is different than a person")
So you should started friendly and then slowly scalating into a romantic relationship before even startin the process of- Why the hell I'm even talking about this!?

Ragebaiting till the end, these two are more alike than they would admit

NOOOOOOOOO
She was so young!! Take me instead!!

Don't you disrespect the featery prince! Those are words of war you are saying Saber

Say that to Merlin, or Babagge, or Yui SHousetsu, or Holmes since he was supposed to start as a Caster until he became a Ruler... Damm, there are many casters that are very good at close combat

Also need to say I love this Jojo reference

Agreed, this is peak

I'm literally Shakespeare right now

First of all, all your summons had terrible timing, second you have worst people in chaldea, literally *Looks to see the anticrist, a bunch of beasts, a woman that was the leader of the cult for a old god(Think lovecraftean horrors), a bunch of serial killers, another bunch of psychopaths(I'm looking at you Medea lily), man eating monsters(Not even figuratively, they literally eat humans) and a man that literally wanted to make hell in earth* The fact that they aren't a bunch of scraps while having them says a lot about Chaldea

Trust me she had worse, at least this time she didn't had her nerves being played with while torturing her during a whole night(At least that helped her circuits get accustomed to the singularity) or a literal walk through hell, not figuratively, literally, three times in three different hells, Ritsuka Fujimaru is unbeatable in hell as funny as that's to say lol

I find that difficult to believe, unless it happened to the other Guda... It definitely happened to the other Guda, I can feel it

This sounds like Artoria's fault aside from Kazuma's NP

Yep, it's the fault of both of them

Yeah, I almost blamed Alaya for that

Shirou, you are making me lose more and more respect in you, and it was already in the negatives but come on, your own(allegedly) grandaugther

It's chaldea, they are already prepared for MHX

You need to thank Gaia for that, she is the one actively nerfing MHX, if not then the planet would had been destroyed at least 4 times, I'm not even joking if any of her battles happened in space then she could had destroyed a planet or two, by accident

That's enough proof?

And Chaldea is working with their past enemies again, a long tradition continues

Oh god, she is fucked

Wait till he summons an Emu, we fought a war with them, and lose

Pettyness of the higher caliber, you have to love it

Girl, you are sounding like a Medea or a Morgan, just more prone to anger

Yeah, kinda expected that she would include that in her fight, just to add salt to the wound

Woman, you should hear yourself, this isn't something a respected king should say, the fact you still have your plot armor still baffles me since after becoming a villain you should had lost it, like when you became Saber Alter

She just recieved a Kamijou Touma special!?

Ok, I didn't expected this, but the tittle father of all avians should had been a hint

They are sentient beings with will and faith, the dinosaurs from the last lostbelt also had their own gods

Says you, are you saying that we shouldn't give our all and fight women with the respect as warrior they deserve? For shame Saber, I thought better than that of you

Based

Still not an Emu but close enough

This is so peak

That's bullshit, how does she keep having it? I know that plot armor exists in universe, that's how Artoria and Shirou beat Gil(Not a joke, this is something real) but she's supposed to lose it when she goes "Against the right path"

Good work Arthur, we can kill her now

Oh god she altered, well that's it, the plot armor works negatively in Alters

Red headed nudist pfffhaha
Maybe her timing wasn't as bad as I thought but it's still pretty terrible

Chaldea's efficiency at it's finest

Oh god, I know where this is going

She thinks this is a haven for those being persecuted by sabers, honestly a brilliant idea, this must have been Holmes doing

Ok, that's scary, she is acting like a monster in a horror movie

You know, that makes a lot of sense, Kazuma dying is part of his adventure, damm it's how his adventure started

Oh my god, you did an Alcides

Who is gonna tell her?
There's literally no grail that can make her wish true, and if it can it will only be erased afterwards, like, I dislike her but this is just pityfull

You scaled feathered bastard

How advanced are this birds now?
Did you based their creation on how funny, lovable and based they can be? Because the answer to all of that is yes

You are the servant, you are superhuman by principle, so yes you are, though Heroic Spirit Kazuma would be more

Things stopped making sense in this war long time ago buddy

Just because she is good at leading people doesn't make her plans sound.

Seriously? Was that a Halloween event I missed?

She probably is the only one able to organize things in a way she can understand. One does not become that disorganized by accident...And it's probably better to make her do the filing than have her free to do other things.

True, but it could be plausible she fell into a similar mishap like Artoria did with Morgan disguising herself as Guinevere

I suspect that person appears in another lostbelt or event?

Yeah...Going to be hard trying to get her in a good light in another ending. I think Artoria may be easier in comparison.

Sounds like a fic ya want written.

Yep.

Think she was an adult in bird years.

I mean...when did she pick the peaceful option this war?

The Caster class is much odder than I recall.

Yay. Feared it may have been overdone.

Yay.

Yay.

I don't think she can control who gets summoned, but valid. Thought they all kind of mellowed out after coming to Chaldea? And isn't Medea Lily the nicer Medea before she went on an adventure with Jason?

The Lostbelts are gonna be a trip.

At least the crossdressing bit while dancing with Alters.

Yes, but both.

Yes.

Not defending him, but he doesn't know they are related and Ritsuka IS a looker.

Indeed.

Did not know that, or forgot it. Thanks again for the tidbit.

Yes apprently.

One that will never stop.

I initially was going to put a Shoebill for the sound they make, but thought a third one would be too much.

Yeah, that was a funny documentary.

Indeed. Love pettiness.

I think I have a penchant for writing angry women...

Fair. Looking back I maybe should have resolved the MHX fight part on getting Avalon back so this would be more of a surprise.

Wouldn't be much of a fight or satisfying if she lost immediately.

Never actually saw that show.

Yay.

That lostbelt is going to be enjoyable.

Any chance to go against Kazuma.

...Think that might be one of my favorite retorts in this fic.

Wouldn't this be worse than an Emu on every front except speed?

Glad it was great.

Refer to above statement about fight not being satisfying.

Indeed.

I wouldn't quite say alter, but I am sure I forgot the exact definition of that too.

Maybe I should have included her pov of suddenly appearing in front of the strongest fighter in the area, suddenly becoming nude while one of your closest friends is struggling against them to engender more...empathy? For her choice of action.

Indeed.

I would be surprised if you didn't.

Was a joy to write. Maybe more Morairty since it kinda messes with MHX?

Funnily enough, got the idea for that line after the Fergus scene of him sniffing out Eris and the angels.

And he doesn't need Aqua. Should probably put another downside to that if Servant Kazuma ever appears again.

....From another lost belt?

To be fair, that is probably more my misunderstanding and forgetting, though I doubt most would know about the questionable state of grails at this point...or am I massivley mistaken on the lore again?

Yeah...he's an ass.

Still medieval I think...might touch on them more on the epilogue chapter.

Doubt Servant Kazuma wants to crash face first into the earth.

Yeah, I did some deviations from logic

alextheconqueror · 2026-03-11T17:57:20+0000

Davos said:
Just because she is good at leading people doesn't make her plans sound.

Fair enough, though from what I remember she was one of the ones in charge when Artoria was out of the kingdom, alongside Agravain if I remember well, though it was usually things like dealing with rebelling parties and the like

Davos said:
Seriously? Was that a Halloween event I missed?

Nope, it was a Lostbelt against the Greek Gods or how we call the the Machine gods of Olimpus

Davos said:
She probably is the only one able to organize things in a way she can understand. One does not become that disorganized by accident...And it's probably better to make her do the filing than have her free to do other things.

I can believe it, better not let her have free time

Davos said:
True, but it could be plausible she fell into a similar mishap like Artoria did with Morgan disguising herself as Guinevere

Ok, yeah I can see it happening, though I would be surprised if she didn't inmediately took the bastard son and made him part of the family

Davos said:
I suspect that person appears in another lostbelt or event?

Manaka? No, she is from Fate Prototype and also appears in Fate Labyrinth by taking the body of a woman who was in an expedition in that Labyrinth, she is also the Mother of a Beast of humanity that a Male king Arthur is chasing across the different timelines, singularities and those in between till now
The fandom call her omnipotence if she was a girl and oh boy it's accurate

Davos said:
Yeah...Going to be hard trying to get her in a good light in another ending. I think Artoria may be easier in comparison.

Yeah, definitely, as disleakable as Saber acted at least she still have her moments

Davos said:
Sounds like a fic ya want written.

Probably, I got entranced by the waifu

Davos said:
Yep.

They would definitely deny any similarity

Davos said:
Think she was an adult in bird years.

Doesn't lessen the tragedy

Davos said:
I mean...when did she pick the peaceful option this war?

Damm, you are right, this grail war she has gone full Canada(If you understand you understand)

Davos said:
The Caster class is much odder than I recall.

As I said many times the servant classes are more lax than one would expect, the more rigid one is Sabers and that one still has a case like Karna with his fists(wich come from the word in Japanese Ken wich means both sword and fist) there's also Richard from FSF who can make anything he uses a Holy sword

Davos said:
Yay. Feared it may have been overdone.

There is never enough Jojo references

Davos said:
I don't think she can control who gets summoned, but valid. Thought they all kind of mellowed out after coming to Chaldea? And isn't Medea Lily the nicer Medea before she went on an adventure with Jason?

They can't control who is summoned but they decide if maintaining them in Chaldea, they could just cut the connection anytime and get them back into the throne
Also Medea lily is not from before the adventure with Jason, she is during the adventures with Jason and normal Medea is the one after, wich means Medea Lily is the more unhinged who can see a Demon God Pillar, make it a pancake and offer it to you with a smile in her face, and she actually did it, remember that this Medea made Jason a fucking Demon God Pillar and was the one to made a deal with Goetia without telling anybody else that it meant the incineration of humanity

Davos said:
The Lostbelts are gonna be a trip.

No kidding, one of those battles in hell was during the last lostbelt, and there was this void that makes you feel every insecurity and fear you have will eroding your will to fight, it made Guda see visions of everyone deciding that since they have another Master again he wasn't needed anymore

Davos said:
At least the crossdressing bit while dancing with Alters.

Everychance they have for him to crossdress they take it, Mash literally insist in that btw
In the last event there was an option to have him crossdress as a female character in a play, and they even reference that in the comedy comics and show of "Fujimaru don't get it"

Davos said:
Yes, but both.

Yes.

Those two are in Ritsuka's list lol

Davos said:
Not defending him, but he doesn't know they are related and Ritsuka IS a looker.

Seriously? In Ritsuka's mental monologue it says "Even after knowing who I was" so I thought it meant he knew she was his grandaughter

Davos said:
Indeed.

Rule numbet 14 of chaldea, always be prepared for the servantverse

Davos said:
Did not know that, or forgot it. Thanks again for the tidbit.

No problem, also the servantverse is a version of the age of will, wich is a future in wich humanity conquered the stars, and seeing that the space has things like Zephar, the types and the creators of the Mooncell, it's understandable that they needed to nerf servantverse characters when summoned as servants till the moon and beyond

Davos said:
Yes apprently.

I mean, if it isn't I don't know what proof we can get lol

Davos said:
One that will never stop.

The story train needs to continue, for another decade and more!

Davos said:
I initially was going to put a Shoebill for the sound they make, but thought a third one would be too much.

Understandable

Davos said:
Yeah, that was a funny documentary.

Agreed, made me laugh and look birds differently

Davos said:
Indeed. Love pettiness.

It's always funny to read

Davos said:
I think I have a penchant for writing angry women...

That's just good taste, I love a woman that can and will kick my ass~

Davos said:
Fair. Looking back I maybe should have resolved the MHX fight part on getting Avalon back so this would be more of a surprise.

Jt's still pretty funny to read

Davos said:
Wouldn't be much of a fight or satisfying if she lost immediately.

True enough

Davos said:
Never actually saw that show.

Basically the MC has a right hand that can nullify any supernatural effect, so his fights usually involve him negating any spell or esper power till he can get near his opponent and punch them in the face, this also has the side effect of also nullifying good luck, blessings from good or even the red thread of destiny so he is cursed with a constant state of bad luck
What I mean with the Kamijou Touma special is that in one of the official parodies he have a scene in wich he questions himself if he will fight a man or a womand and then he says "My fist doesn't discriminate against genders"

Davos said:
That lostbelt is going to be enjoyable.

It is, most of the time you are accompanied by a very wise and responsible dino who looks like he would fit as one of Kazuma's summons(It has feathers like a bird), but that would be too OP since he is also a genius and have some other, esotherical effects

Davos said:
Any chance to go against Kazuma.

At this point I respect her for her stuborned

Davos said:
...Think that might be one of my favorite retorts in this fic.

Why thank you

Davos said:
Wouldn't this be worse than an Emu on every front except speed?

In physical stats maybe, but since we fought a war against those birds, and lose in the process, and seeing that a lot of people knows about those events the Emu's would have a conceptual advantage against humans

Davos said:
Glad it was great.

It was

Davos said:
Refer to above statement about fight not being satisfying.

Wich agaiins, understandable

Davos said:
Indeed.

This is why I adore dinosaurs, that and they are just cool

Davos said:
I wouldn't quite say alter, but I am sure I forgot the exact definition of that too.

If her eyes became gold I would say she's an alter, she literally was acting like a tyranical maniac king wich is the opposite of how Saber would normally act, wich means she became a Alter
Because I doubt any of her other Round table knights wouldn't want to cry at seeing their king like that

Davos said:
Maybe I should have included her pov of suddenly appearing in front of the strongest fighter in the area, suddenly becoming nude while one of your closest friends is struggling against them to engender more...empathy? For her choice of action.

Probably, would had helped to understand her situation, but the Gudas had been in worse

Davos said:
Indeed.

This is why they are still in a good state

Davos said:
I would be surprised if you didn't.

Why thank you

Davos said:
Was a joy to write. Maybe more Morairty since it kinda messes with MHX?

Yeah I can see it, this spells Moriarty in it's job

Davos said:
Funnily enough, got the idea for that line after the Fergus scene of him sniffing out Eris and the angels.

Equally horryfying for both parties of the chased, if for different reasons

Davos said:
And he doesn't need Aqua. Should probably put another downside to that if Servant Kazuma ever appears again.

Maybe a great amount of magical energy needed for it to happen?

Davos said:
....From another lost belt?

Nope, Fake strange fake, basically the Alter of Heracles who have a NP who allows him to yoink a part of another servant's saint graph to steal their NP or another thing, he even used it against Gugulanna to stole his divine core, being honest he is quite bullshit with all his things

Davos said:
To be fair, that is probably more my misunderstanding and forgetting, though I doubt most would know about the questionable state of grails at this point...or am I massivley mistaken on the lore again?

Oh there's no way she would know, not even after FSN she would had known but she still forgot her wish in almost all of the Good endings because he understood it wasn't right to try and change the past like that without thinking of the consequences

Davos said:
Yeah...he's an ass.

Agreed

Davos said:
Still medieval I think...might touch on them more on the epilogue chapter.

Sounds good

Davos said:
Doubt Servant Kazuma wants to crash face first into the earth.

Nobody would want that, unless you are Darkness lol

Davos said:
Yeah, I did some deviations from logic

That's the Konosuba effect

Davos · 2026-03-11T20:28:57+0000

alextheconqueror said:
Fair enough, though from what I remember she was one of the ones in charge when Artoria was out of the kingdom, alongside Agravain if I remember well, though it was usually things like dealing with rebelling parties and the like

Nope, it was a Lostbelt against the Greek Gods or how we call the the Machine gods of Olimpus

Ok, yeah I can see it happening, though I would be surprised if she didn't inmediately took the bastard son and made him part of the family

Yeah, definitely, as disleakable as Saber acted at least she still have her moments

Probably, I got entranced by the waifu

They would definitely deny any similarity

Doesn't lessen the tragedy

Damm, you are right, this grail war she has gone full Canada(If you understand you understand)

As I said many times the servant classes are more lax than one would expect, the more rigid one is Sabers and that one still has a case like Karna with his fists(wich come from the word in Japanese Ken wich means both sword and fist) there's also Richard from FSF who can make anything he uses a Holy sword

There is never enough Jojo references

They can't control who is summoned but they decide if maintaining them in Chaldea, they could just cut the connection anytime and get them back into the throne
Also Medea lily is not from before the adventure with Jason, she is during the adventures with Jason and normal Medea is the one after, wich means Medea Lily is the more unhinged who can see a Demon God Pillar, make it a pancake and offer it to you with a smile in her face, and she actually did it, remember that this Medea made Jason a fucking Demon God Pillar and was the one to made a deal with Goetia without telling anybody else that it meant the incineration of humanity

No kidding, one of those battles in hell was during the last lostbelt, and there was this void that makes you feel every insecurity and fear you have will eroding your will to fight, it made Guda see visions of everyone deciding that since they have another Master again he wasn't needed anymore

Everychance they have for him to crossdress they take it, Mash literally insist in that btw
In the last event there was an option to have him crossdress as a female character in a play, and they even reference that in the comedy comics and show of "Fujimaru don't get it"

Those two are in Ritsuka's list lol

Seriously? In Ritsuka's mental monologue it says "Even after knowing who I was" so I thought it meant he knew she was his grandaughter

Rule numbet 14 of chaldea, always be prepared for the servantverse

No problem, also the servantverse is a version of the age of will, wich is a future in wich humanity conquered the stars, and seeing that the space has things like Zephar, the types and the creators of the Mooncell, it's understandable that they needed to nerf servantverse characters when summoned as servants till the moon and beyond

I mean, if it isn't I don't know what proof we can get lol

The story train needs to continue, for another decade and more!

It's always funny to read

That's just good taste, I love a woman that can and will kick my ass~

Basically the MC has a right hand that can nullify any supernatural effect, so his fights usually involve him negating any spell or esper power till he can get near his opponent and punch them in the face, this also has the side effect of also nullifying good luck, blessings from good or even the red thread of destiny so he is cursed with a constant state of bad luck
What I mean with the Kamijou Touma special is that in one of the official parodies he have a scene in wich he questions himself if he will fight a man or a womand and then he says "My fist doesn't discriminate against genders"

It is, most of the time you are accompanied by a very wise and responsible dino who looks like he would fit as one of Kazuma's summons(It has feathers like a bird), but that would be too OP since he is also a genius and have some other, esotherical effects

At this point I respect her for her stuborned

Why thank you

If her eyes became gold I would say she's an alter, she literally was acting like a tyranical maniac king wich is the opposite of how Saber would normally act, wich means she became a Alter
Because I doubt any of her other Round table knights wouldn't want to cry at seeing their king like that

Probably, would had helped to understand her situation, but the Gudas had been in worse

This is why they are still in a good state

Maybe a great amount of magical energy needed for it to happen?

Nope, Fake strange fake, basically the Alter of Heracles who have a NP who allows him to yoink a part of another servant's saint graph to steal their NP or another thing, he even used it against Gugulanna to stole his divine core, being honest he is quite bullshit with all his things

Oh there's no way she would know, not even after FSN she would had known but she still forgot her wish in almost all of the Good endings because he understood it wasn't right to try and change the past like that without thinking of the consequences

That's the Konosuba effect

I semi recall that.

Wow...that'll be fun.

True, though if the son takes after Mordred, I can see them still picking a fight.

...She may still be difficult to redeem with what I have in mind.

Understandable. Not sure you'll like the next part.

Most certainly.

Fair enough.

Indeed lol

Isn't that more Christmas shenanigans than class requirements? I know there is Jeanne alter lily the santa loli.

Fair enough.

Completely forgot about that.

....damn.

It happened more than once?!

For sure

....I completely forgot that if it is true.

A good rule

Gag character power levels...

Fair, though I think I was going for more like a Crimson Demon eye glow thing.

Doubt fgo is ending anytime soon.

Almost sounds like a precursor to OPM but with actual drawbacks.

Awwww

Same.

Thank you

alextheconqueror · 2026-03-11T20:58:31+0000

Davos said:
I semi recall that.

Same for me, don't recall clearly where I read it

Davos said:
Wow...that'll be fun.

For sure, we have great characters, epic battles, Drake making fun of Poseidon again, Jason redeeming himself from the Okeanos singularity, MECHAS, a lot of lore and the great entrance of a Grand

Davos said:
True, though if the son takes after Mordred, I can see them still picking a fight.

That's how they bond then

Davos said:
...She may still be difficult to redeem with what I have in mind.

I will be preparing myself just in case

Davos said:
Understandable. Not sure you'll like the next part.

I have very thick skin when it comes to these type of things, I will be prepared for anything you throw my way

Davos said:
Most certainly.

Completely

Davos said:
Indeed lol

It's not a warcrime if you do it the first time lol

Davos said:
Isn't that more Christmas shenanigans than class requirements? I know there is Jeanne alter lily the santa loli.

Nah, if it was just Christmas he would be a Rider or Archer like is usual for Santa servants, Santa Karna class comes from the fact that the word for Sword and Fist is the same, as a funny fact he is summoned from Karna's training days so he goes by a more Shonen esque attitude, wich is funny
Also Jeanne D'arc Santa Lily is something else and a little difficult to explain... Let's just say that Gilles was involved and had unusual reactions to the Christmass power

Davos said:
Fair enough.

And it's true

Davos said:
Completely forgot about that.

Fair enough

Davos said:
....damn.

Being Ritsuka Fujimaru is suffering

Davos said:
It happened more than once?!

Surprisingly yes, it became a gag

Davos said:
For sure

Better watch their backs

Davos said:
....I completely forgot that if it is true.

And I thought my ADHD was bad

Davos said:
A good rule

And a necessity

Davos said:
Gag character power levels...

Remember when Taiga saved the world 8 times with her EX Rank luck... Remember it?....

Davos said:
Fair, though I think I was going for more like a Crimson Demon eye glow thing.

That's still cool

Davos said:
Doubt fgo is ending anytime soon.

They tried ending it but people didn't liked the ending so they are continuing now

Davos said:
Almost sounds like a precursor to OPM but with actual drawbacks.

True, it's also that there's something, let's say, savage sealed inside the Imagine Breaker(His right hand)

Davos said:
Same.

My man!

Davos said:
Thank you

No problem

Davos · 2026-03-12T02:41:33+0000

alextheconqueror said:
It's not a warcrime if you do it the first time lol

Surprisingly yes, it became a gag

And I thought my ADHD was bad

Remember when Taiga saved the world 8 times with her EX Rank luck... Remember it?....

They tried ending it but people didn't liked the ending so they are continuing now

It's only cruel and unusual the first time; Than its routine.

That poor man.

Think I may just be distracted, but I do have a diagnosis for Aspergers

Was that in the Taiga dojo?

I recall the ending of the first part with Solomon being well done...

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