Chapter 31
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Little disturbed the water's surface. Moss paddled across the inky mirror with an eerie silence as company. And the Doul. Its tiny candle allowed him to see barely three keepers out.
He hugged the shore, saying nothing to his mute companion so as not to attract the attention of any hungry MonarchWorms. Especially as the blue pollen was a part of his cloak now. Even scrubbing with a rough bone and water couldn't wash it off.
As they drifted along, Moss noticed a dull twinkling beneath him. He leaned down to get a closer look letting his boat drift. As the ripples died a star scape revealed itself.
Thousands of lights danced in the depths. Nestling on the riverbed in a murky jade that reminded him of the Graveyard's sky. Except these moved and flowed with the water. A festival played out before him, filling him with a sense of wonder. Only Pools could produce such beauty in a dismal place like this. He thanked her for sharing a moment like this with him, even if he had merely chanced upon it.
The lights slowly faded away. Leaving him staring at the reflection of his stitchless cloak, his thin cloth and stumpy claws. He felt disconnected from the dungeon, lost in its darkness. How am I supposed to stand up against the Supreme? What if she has me killed on the spot?
Moss sat back, thinking he should focus on the present and its more immediate dangers. Where's the shoreline gone?
With a hint of desperation, he pumped the paddle towards the festival..
But he couldn't find any lights, not even a hint.
A strange coldness brushed his face.
He turned to find the Doul poking him and shaking his head with the pace of a FortSnail.
"Well which way is it?"
It didn't answer. But the river did. Gripping them with a current.
The river was moving and pulling the boat. A turbulent gurgling came from the darkness ahead. Growing louder and more violent with each flicker.
"Pools! Save us!" Moss yelled. "I'm sorry for doubting you!"
Paddling with all his might. He looked over his shoulder as the waterfall revealed itself. It drank the waters like a greedy dragon. Chugging away as the keeper's tiny arms tried to resist it. Desperate, he looked for an escape and spotted a purple rune. It was huge and engraved into a black totem that protruded from a rocky bank. Moss rowed towards it with all his might. The bone paddle had activated his CorpseCarrier ability. Allowing the weak monster to fight the force of the current with improved strength.
The keeper praised himself for making the right choice when his breath grew heavy. His arms sagged.
Stamina wasn't the keeper's strong point, yet he had the determination to force the bank closer. Each stroke brought him within claw distance. He could almost touch-
Crack.
The paddle hit a rock and snapped. Its end was whisked away immediately, leaving Moss with the handle and no hope. His claws sank into Fangor's body as the torrent flung them over. He screamed into the Doul's face, seeing a reflection of his own terror in its warped eyes.
The boat flipped. Cold water soaking and blinding him.
Then light. Overwhelmingly bright after their time in the bleak Passage.
A kaleidoscope of greeny brown smothered his vision as he struggled to open his eyes. Then impact. Back into a watery doom. No barrel this time. No body boat within his grasp. The keeper was rolled and tussled. And just as Death pursed her lips for his last kiss. He was spat out and onto dry land.
Sweet, beautiful land. I'll never leave you again.
Exhausted, he passed out.
Moss awoke in a groggy state. His Doul remained perched on his shoulder. Seemingly mocking his sleepy demeanour with a crazy grin - Or was that just his imagination.
They were in the Watcher's Woods. Now he knew where the Infinite Falls got its water from. Having almost drowned several times in it, the keeper was done. His boat, that was Fangor, was also washed up close by. He wobbled over to the gnoll's remains and remoulded it back into a ball.
His abilities were increasing nicely. It didn't take long to manipulate the dead remains thanks to his improved VenomClaw. As he worked, Moss felt a chill in his cloak. The keeper scanned the mists. Feeling exposed. Feeling watched.
It's just exhaustion, not maddness.
Every dweller knew not to stare into the mists.
Just watch your feet while Pool watches your back.
That old saying didn't feel as reassuring as normal. But Moss followed the advice while rolling Fangor to the floor's entrance to deposit him into a well. With the fatigue kicking in he decided rest was a priority, and not the liquid potion type, but an actual bed. He always felt terrible after a vial of the green stuff wore off.
Plus 4 scrips added.
Wendy told Moss as he wobbled to the Village's hidden pulley system. Tugging on a series of ropes that activated the weighted mechanism and flung him upwards into the misty canopy.
The settlement among the great trees bustled with dwellers. The main bazaar in the whole dungeon offered almost any item or service a monster could afford. Though most spent their scrips in the Quarter - where enhancing stimulants were sold at a reduced price - not all had access.
Moss wasn't used to being awake at this time. In fact he couldn't remember the last time he'd slept. He weaved through the loud crowd of creatures. Trying not to get stepped on and already dreaming of his bedroll. He skirted two young HowlerBears having a chuckle to each other.
"I heard raiders got in and put holy water in the kegs." One said.
The other scoffed. "Nah my mate was there, said as he heard the bells go off. Then Hell's ghost rose out the stage and slaughtered them all. That's why so many went missing."
"How'd your mate get out then?"
"Stood perfectly still, ghosts can't see movement."
"Course, basics. I'm glad it went to shit, my brother's stall has been heaving for shifts now."
For shifts? How long was I asleep?
Moss started to rush, getting beyond the stalls, away from the noise and into the keepers' Grotto. The mounds were dark, their residents slumbering.
He found his hovel, the front door left open to welcome him home.
That's nice of them to think of me. Moss crept in and collapsed on the floor, too tired to climb into his bedroll. The meagre light of the Doul's candle didn't even phase him.
Events played out in his mind. So much was happening so fast to the little keeper that he couldn't keep up. He just wanted to do a normal shift, go back to routine and not have to dodge death at every turn. The fatigue was awful, but it also smothered his anxious mind.
I'll find Tink and the others tomorrow after work. Introduce them to Rene. I'm sure he'd-
Ombay's roar brought the howling winds and a flurry of parchment. Fresh from the Herald of Truth.
It swept into the hovel, rolling Moss into the wall.
"Holy Pools!" He yelled, snapping awake.
Franc's head poked out from his nook. "Moss? You're alive-" His red eyes grew. "Is that FairyDust?"
A pink tongue flicked out another bunk and licked Moss's shoulder, right where the Doul sat. It screamed in horror, but remained.
"Nah, not sure what it is?" Dill said.
"Hey, I thought Stew was taking that bunk." Moss said to him.
"We haven't seen him since..." Dill motioned to the state of the hovel.
It was trashed. Light streamed through grooves in the wall. Fabric and rubbish were piled beneath the white parchment. The bunks had been destroyed and licked back together. And the front door hadn't been left open for him - it was missing completely.
"What in the Hells happened here?" Moss asked.
They shrugged and started climbing out of bed. Franc passed Dill an ebony to crush up with the last few nuggets of LowGrade herb he had left.
"Are none of you even a little concerned your home was trashed?" Moss asked, perplexed by their casual reactions. "We're keepers for Pools sake. Why would anyone do this?"
Franc shook his head. "It's simple, dwellers hate us."
"Dwellers don't hate us, they would have to notice us first." Moss pointed out.
"True. But keepers hate other keepers. Maybe it's one of the blue cloths."
"Holy shit!" Dill jumped up. "It's fucking Stewy going after Moss. It all makes sense."
"No, Stew loved his job more than he hated me. He wouldn't risk it. But maybe he was here when it happened."
"There wasn't any blood. Not a drop." Franc said. "He's just missing."
"Probably dancing in the mists with Pittons and your cousin Twig." Dill giggled.
"That's not funny." Moss snapped. "We know Pittons has a few loose stitches, he could actually be lost out there. Has anyone looked for him?"
"The dungeons got him now." Franc claimed. "I looked for cousin Twig for three seasons and never found a scrap of him. Checked everywhere and let me tell you, there are some dark places out there that not even a monster should go." He suddenly yanked Dill's hood around to stare deeply into his eyes. "Promise you'll never try and climb down into the Abyss. Promise me."
"I promise." Dill said, shaking him off. "Now stop acting like such a den mother and light this." He handed over the rolled parchment containing the mixture. It was a copy of the Herald of Truth.
Moss could only see part of the headline, 'Quarter closed for refurbishment.'
How are three keepers missing and no one cares?
"What is happening here?" Moss wondered aloud.
Franc poked his glittery cloth again. "Could ask you the same question?".
"I fell in a crevice on the Third floor. It's some sort of fungal spore."
"Actually, now that I think about it, it looks more like MoonSugar." Dill stated.
"MoonSugar." Another voice groaned from the top bunk.
Kole poked his hood over the top.
"Hey, that's my bedroll." Moss snapped, annoyed he'd been replaced in less than a shift.
All the keepers were poking and sniffing him now. More concerned with free enhancers than their chainmates feelings.
"It's not spores. There's no smell." Franc pointed out.
"Hhhmmm, did you meet a ManaLich?" Dill asked. "Gotta bit of a tingle to it. Where abouts is this crevice?"
"Graveshifts on the second floor. Minor's Quarter. Hustle up keepers!" The new keeper Orderer shouted from outside the hovel before stepping in. Moss's mouth was agape, the bastard had finally taken the job. Working both key and manager positions now. He must be confident in himself, Moss thought. The others looked happy to see the 'pride' of their race enter their trashed hovel.
But Kai only had eyes for Moss, he squinted at him. A moment of confusion painted his usually stoic face. Then all the keepers were all staring at him. Waiting for an explanation.
But he couldn't say it. He'd have to admit he'd been in a restricted area and how he'd gotten there. Which would connect him with the Quarters brawl.
Where Kai had also been. Moss knew he'd got out using his loot, for he was an annoyingly illusive keeper.
The Oracle's wisdom was meant for moments like this.
'The wool is soft for a reason'. Moss thought as he looked around his chainmates. He couldn't show them the truth without endangering their lives.
"Like I said, I got lost in the Trenches and fell in a hole." He lied. "It happens to the best of us."
"Does it Kai?" Kole asked.
The Key keeper cleared his throat. "Shift starts soon lads, and we've got a lot of work to clean up. Let's get to it"
They all piled out, even Moss hoping he could help tidy up the mess he'd made.
Kai stopped him. "JunkDuty is needed in several other areas." He pushed a rolled scroll into his chest. Lingering there for a flicker before pinching his cloak. Nothing came off, but Kai remained unsatisfied. He leaned in, inhaling deeply. "You smell Moss-"
"That's fucking rude."
"-Of cinnamon."
His accusation was clear. The suspicion laid out. But the heavy coating of glittery pollen was difficult to place. Though Moss was surprised that even with all his recent water plunges that the smell of smoke had clung on.
"You think I've been baking treats with all that spare wax I've got?"
Kai tutted and went to leave. "Stews… missing. You are to report to Guk now, every four candles at the entrance of each floor. That will line up perfectly with the job listings. You're allowed to clear HolyRelics again. But to save candles, Guk will be disposing them for you. However he will give you the scrips at the end of each shift. No more crevice diving, keeper. We all have to do our part." He left.
Moss almost tore the scroll where he stood.
That demon loving shit expects me to find holy items for him. He can suck on my cloth.
Moss stormed out of the hovels. The list was dauntingly long, essentially covering every part of the dungeon. Except for the Sixth floor, nobody went there these shifts.
"Back to the grind."
When did I start hating work?
He hugged the shore, saying nothing to his mute companion so as not to attract the attention of any hungry MonarchWorms. Especially as the blue pollen was a part of his cloak now. Even scrubbing with a rough bone and water couldn't wash it off.
As they drifted along, Moss noticed a dull twinkling beneath him. He leaned down to get a closer look letting his boat drift. As the ripples died a star scape revealed itself.
Thousands of lights danced in the depths. Nestling on the riverbed in a murky jade that reminded him of the Graveyard's sky. Except these moved and flowed with the water. A festival played out before him, filling him with a sense of wonder. Only Pools could produce such beauty in a dismal place like this. He thanked her for sharing a moment like this with him, even if he had merely chanced upon it.
The lights slowly faded away. Leaving him staring at the reflection of his stitchless cloak, his thin cloth and stumpy claws. He felt disconnected from the dungeon, lost in its darkness. How am I supposed to stand up against the Supreme? What if she has me killed on the spot?
Moss sat back, thinking he should focus on the present and its more immediate dangers. Where's the shoreline gone?
With a hint of desperation, he pumped the paddle towards the festival..
But he couldn't find any lights, not even a hint.
A strange coldness brushed his face.
He turned to find the Doul poking him and shaking his head with the pace of a FortSnail.
"Well which way is it?"
It didn't answer. But the river did. Gripping them with a current.
The river was moving and pulling the boat. A turbulent gurgling came from the darkness ahead. Growing louder and more violent with each flicker.
"Pools! Save us!" Moss yelled. "I'm sorry for doubting you!"
Paddling with all his might. He looked over his shoulder as the waterfall revealed itself. It drank the waters like a greedy dragon. Chugging away as the keeper's tiny arms tried to resist it. Desperate, he looked for an escape and spotted a purple rune. It was huge and engraved into a black totem that protruded from a rocky bank. Moss rowed towards it with all his might. The bone paddle had activated his CorpseCarrier ability. Allowing the weak monster to fight the force of the current with improved strength.
The keeper praised himself for making the right choice when his breath grew heavy. His arms sagged.
Stamina wasn't the keeper's strong point, yet he had the determination to force the bank closer. Each stroke brought him within claw distance. He could almost touch-
Crack.
The paddle hit a rock and snapped. Its end was whisked away immediately, leaving Moss with the handle and no hope. His claws sank into Fangor's body as the torrent flung them over. He screamed into the Doul's face, seeing a reflection of his own terror in its warped eyes.
The boat flipped. Cold water soaking and blinding him.
Then light. Overwhelmingly bright after their time in the bleak Passage.
A kaleidoscope of greeny brown smothered his vision as he struggled to open his eyes. Then impact. Back into a watery doom. No barrel this time. No body boat within his grasp. The keeper was rolled and tussled. And just as Death pursed her lips for his last kiss. He was spat out and onto dry land.
Sweet, beautiful land. I'll never leave you again.
Exhausted, he passed out.
Moss awoke in a groggy state. His Doul remained perched on his shoulder. Seemingly mocking his sleepy demeanour with a crazy grin - Or was that just his imagination.
They were in the Watcher's Woods. Now he knew where the Infinite Falls got its water from. Having almost drowned several times in it, the keeper was done. His boat, that was Fangor, was also washed up close by. He wobbled over to the gnoll's remains and remoulded it back into a ball.
His abilities were increasing nicely. It didn't take long to manipulate the dead remains thanks to his improved VenomClaw. As he worked, Moss felt a chill in his cloak. The keeper scanned the mists. Feeling exposed. Feeling watched.
It's just exhaustion, not maddness.
Every dweller knew not to stare into the mists.
Just watch your feet while Pool watches your back.
That old saying didn't feel as reassuring as normal. But Moss followed the advice while rolling Fangor to the floor's entrance to deposit him into a well. With the fatigue kicking in he decided rest was a priority, and not the liquid potion type, but an actual bed. He always felt terrible after a vial of the green stuff wore off.
Plus 4 scrips added.
Wendy told Moss as he wobbled to the Village's hidden pulley system. Tugging on a series of ropes that activated the weighted mechanism and flung him upwards into the misty canopy.
The settlement among the great trees bustled with dwellers. The main bazaar in the whole dungeon offered almost any item or service a monster could afford. Though most spent their scrips in the Quarter - where enhancing stimulants were sold at a reduced price - not all had access.
Moss wasn't used to being awake at this time. In fact he couldn't remember the last time he'd slept. He weaved through the loud crowd of creatures. Trying not to get stepped on and already dreaming of his bedroll. He skirted two young HowlerBears having a chuckle to each other.
"I heard raiders got in and put holy water in the kegs." One said.
The other scoffed. "Nah my mate was there, said as he heard the bells go off. Then Hell's ghost rose out the stage and slaughtered them all. That's why so many went missing."
"How'd your mate get out then?"
"Stood perfectly still, ghosts can't see movement."
"Course, basics. I'm glad it went to shit, my brother's stall has been heaving for shifts now."
For shifts? How long was I asleep?
Moss started to rush, getting beyond the stalls, away from the noise and into the keepers' Grotto. The mounds were dark, their residents slumbering.
He found his hovel, the front door left open to welcome him home.
That's nice of them to think of me. Moss crept in and collapsed on the floor, too tired to climb into his bedroll. The meagre light of the Doul's candle didn't even phase him.
Events played out in his mind. So much was happening so fast to the little keeper that he couldn't keep up. He just wanted to do a normal shift, go back to routine and not have to dodge death at every turn. The fatigue was awful, but it also smothered his anxious mind.
I'll find Tink and the others tomorrow after work. Introduce them to Rene. I'm sure he'd-
Ombay's roar brought the howling winds and a flurry of parchment. Fresh from the Herald of Truth.
It swept into the hovel, rolling Moss into the wall.
"Holy Pools!" He yelled, snapping awake.
Franc's head poked out from his nook. "Moss? You're alive-" His red eyes grew. "Is that FairyDust?"
A pink tongue flicked out another bunk and licked Moss's shoulder, right where the Doul sat. It screamed in horror, but remained.
"Nah, not sure what it is?" Dill said.
"Hey, I thought Stew was taking that bunk." Moss said to him.
"We haven't seen him since..." Dill motioned to the state of the hovel.
It was trashed. Light streamed through grooves in the wall. Fabric and rubbish were piled beneath the white parchment. The bunks had been destroyed and licked back together. And the front door hadn't been left open for him - it was missing completely.
"What in the Hells happened here?" Moss asked.
They shrugged and started climbing out of bed. Franc passed Dill an ebony to crush up with the last few nuggets of LowGrade herb he had left.
"Are none of you even a little concerned your home was trashed?" Moss asked, perplexed by their casual reactions. "We're keepers for Pools sake. Why would anyone do this?"
Franc shook his head. "It's simple, dwellers hate us."
"Dwellers don't hate us, they would have to notice us first." Moss pointed out.
"True. But keepers hate other keepers. Maybe it's one of the blue cloths."
"Holy shit!" Dill jumped up. "It's fucking Stewy going after Moss. It all makes sense."
"No, Stew loved his job more than he hated me. He wouldn't risk it. But maybe he was here when it happened."
"There wasn't any blood. Not a drop." Franc said. "He's just missing."
"Probably dancing in the mists with Pittons and your cousin Twig." Dill giggled.
"That's not funny." Moss snapped. "We know Pittons has a few loose stitches, he could actually be lost out there. Has anyone looked for him?"
"The dungeons got him now." Franc claimed. "I looked for cousin Twig for three seasons and never found a scrap of him. Checked everywhere and let me tell you, there are some dark places out there that not even a monster should go." He suddenly yanked Dill's hood around to stare deeply into his eyes. "Promise you'll never try and climb down into the Abyss. Promise me."
"I promise." Dill said, shaking him off. "Now stop acting like such a den mother and light this." He handed over the rolled parchment containing the mixture. It was a copy of the Herald of Truth.
Moss could only see part of the headline, 'Quarter closed for refurbishment.'
How are three keepers missing and no one cares?
"What is happening here?" Moss wondered aloud.
Franc poked his glittery cloth again. "Could ask you the same question?".
"I fell in a crevice on the Third floor. It's some sort of fungal spore."
"Actually, now that I think about it, it looks more like MoonSugar." Dill stated.
"MoonSugar." Another voice groaned from the top bunk.
Kole poked his hood over the top.
"Hey, that's my bedroll." Moss snapped, annoyed he'd been replaced in less than a shift.
All the keepers were poking and sniffing him now. More concerned with free enhancers than their chainmates feelings.
"It's not spores. There's no smell." Franc pointed out.
"Hhhmmm, did you meet a ManaLich?" Dill asked. "Gotta bit of a tingle to it. Where abouts is this crevice?"
"Graveshifts on the second floor. Minor's Quarter. Hustle up keepers!" The new keeper Orderer shouted from outside the hovel before stepping in. Moss's mouth was agape, the bastard had finally taken the job. Working both key and manager positions now. He must be confident in himself, Moss thought. The others looked happy to see the 'pride' of their race enter their trashed hovel.
But Kai only had eyes for Moss, he squinted at him. A moment of confusion painted his usually stoic face. Then all the keepers were all staring at him. Waiting for an explanation.
But he couldn't say it. He'd have to admit he'd been in a restricted area and how he'd gotten there. Which would connect him with the Quarters brawl.
Where Kai had also been. Moss knew he'd got out using his loot, for he was an annoyingly illusive keeper.
The Oracle's wisdom was meant for moments like this.
'The wool is soft for a reason'. Moss thought as he looked around his chainmates. He couldn't show them the truth without endangering their lives.
"Like I said, I got lost in the Trenches and fell in a hole." He lied. "It happens to the best of us."
"Does it Kai?" Kole asked.
The Key keeper cleared his throat. "Shift starts soon lads, and we've got a lot of work to clean up. Let's get to it"
They all piled out, even Moss hoping he could help tidy up the mess he'd made.
Kai stopped him. "JunkDuty is needed in several other areas." He pushed a rolled scroll into his chest. Lingering there for a flicker before pinching his cloak. Nothing came off, but Kai remained unsatisfied. He leaned in, inhaling deeply. "You smell Moss-"
"That's fucking rude."
"-Of cinnamon."
His accusation was clear. The suspicion laid out. But the heavy coating of glittery pollen was difficult to place. Though Moss was surprised that even with all his recent water plunges that the smell of smoke had clung on.
"You think I've been baking treats with all that spare wax I've got?"
Kai tutted and went to leave. "Stews… missing. You are to report to Guk now, every four candles at the entrance of each floor. That will line up perfectly with the job listings. You're allowed to clear HolyRelics again. But to save candles, Guk will be disposing them for you. However he will give you the scrips at the end of each shift. No more crevice diving, keeper. We all have to do our part." He left.
Moss almost tore the scroll where he stood.
That demon loving shit expects me to find holy items for him. He can suck on my cloth.
Moss stormed out of the hovels. The list was dauntingly long, essentially covering every part of the dungeon. Except for the Sixth floor, nobody went there these shifts.
"Back to the grind."
When did I start hating work?