Pittauro
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I've actually read this a couple days ago, quoting the parts I wanted to comment on... but I didn't have the time to actually write the comments
Let me write what I THINK were my thoughts at the time...
Imagine what that looks from the outside. The Secret Police requisitioning a MUSEUM for their VAULT...
and only not doing it to a Bank due to lack of time...
and all the work to prepare it...
there might be some metaphysical weight to it too. harmony and cooperation between tribes to counter the hate and agony of the Wolf...
and, not that they know it, Velvet has killed too.
completely understandable... the evidence "he never reported" might very well be genuine, for all we know, but even if it wasn't... we're talking LITERAL slavers selling children, so honestly who cares.
Bit of a shame we didn't have an edge influence active this turn... Then again maybe it would have been a bit too much and too suspicious?
And don't you forget it!
But yeah, from the outside this must look crazy.
Truly, The battle with the Windigo starts when you approach the jar, really.
...ok, that's a pretty Metal battle cry, I'm not gonna lie.

Shouldn't Paperflank have a lower combat score? You used Velvet's for this @OurLadyOfWires
Not that it matters much, but still!
...ok, that's just crazy awesome.
and, due to how this combat works... a single bad roll by the Windigo basically doomed it.
And Velvet did MOST of the damage, though numbers helped a LOT.
...Imagine if this had been not ONE Windigo, but instead Three or more.
In any case, it's a good lesson. If we can get a good strike team involved, numbers can make up for a lot against anything without multi-combat traits.
And in the end fighting the Windigo was a fairly safe endeavor for our team.
... when "knowing better" makes you wrong...
You're just lucky our family is a bit too large already, or we'd adopt you too!
yay! a +5 to our combat teams would be significant... though of course not everyone will have an affinity for Edge.
I wonder if Celestia will notice them, and what she'll think of it.
That said, we DO have an excuse for this!
I get it, but no. We're on a timer.
The Bureau will last beyond our "ending". if there's a follow up or sequel after tha All-In quest, maybe we can build up the Bureau more then.
And I'll read the rest of the discussion later
Let me write what I THINK were my thoughts at the time...
A specific building in the city, an abandoned museum, was commandeered by the Commissioner herself. Because "it has an underground vault," from what you heard, and because commandeering a bank for the same thing would "take too long".
A very well-secured convoy was set up, transporting the thing they found to this newly acquired vault. Closing off every street it went through and practically galloping through the city as if the transport carriage could explode at any moment.
And finally, the entire building was sealed up and reinforced as if Princess Celestia herself had decided to make that place her new permanent residence.
Imagine what that looks from the outside. The Secret Police requisitioning a MUSEUM for their VAULT...
and only not doing it to a Bank due to lack of time...
and all the work to prepare it...
He's here because the Commissioner said he should be here," the leading stallion says, shrugging to his fellow soldier. "Besides, look around you. Look at what we are working with. Two unicorns, two pegasi, and me and him make it two earth ponies. This is a textbook strike team as far as I'm concerned."
there might be some metaphysical weight to it too. harmony and cooperation between tribes to counter the hate and agony of the Wolf...
"Me, the lieutenant, and Sharp Wind over there are from the same strike team, so I can vouch for them. You two boys are from Red Team, so it's a statistical probability," she says to the stallion that first spoke up. "Can't you see? Everypony in this room… already killed somepony, in the line of duty. Everypony here has blood on their hoofs. Which also explains why the Commissioner went over our files of all things, before picking this team."
and, not that they know it, Velvet has killed too.
My fourth year serving in Baltimare. Had been on the trail of a perp for a while, investigating some suspicious deals with certain… wealthy ponies. And when I finally caught up to him, I found out he was a… he was a foal peddler," you say, earning a few serious, but respectful, glances from the surrounding ponies. "He resisted, things got ugly, and that was that."
You don't really think you need to tell them anything else.
You leave out the part where, after that, they gave you a medal and quietly transferred you to the paper-pushing side of the Constabulary.
You leave out the part where the final report from the internal investigation fully cleared you of any misdeeds, after citing evidence you never reported on.
You leave out the part where you saw red, and where you came back to your senses only after you finished drowning him on a nearby ditch.
completely understandable... the evidence "he never reported" might very well be genuine, for all we know, but even if it wasn't... we're talking LITERAL slavers selling children, so honestly who cares.
Your team was in the Bureau a few weeks ago, when the Commissioner was in a particularly foul mood, and you remember how something as small as her gaze felt like a whip on your back.
Bit of a shame we didn't have an edge influence active this turn... Then again maybe it would have been a bit too much and too suspicious?
In fact, you only just realized that none of you questioned the fact that the Commissioner is here to begin with. Because if you had heard this story from anypony else, that some fragile noblemare was about to help kill a monster, you would have thought the speaker was insane.
But for some reason, for some insane reason that none of you can even think to question, nopony is pointing that out. Nopony thinks there is anything wrong with this. In fact, a part of you feels relieved that she is here.
Because she is not just a fragile noblemare. She is not a sweet-talking posh who tripped and stumbled her way into the Princesses' favor.
She is the Commissioner of the Lunar Bureau.
And don't you forget it!
But yeah, from the outside this must look crazy.
The Commissioner told you all about this. It told you the jar itself was cursed. That the creature inside it was even worse than that. And that the monster would try to get inside your very mind, telling you whatever was needed, just for the sake of tormenting you.
And true to her words, the moment you stepped into the vault, you started to hear it.
The sound of gurgling. The sound of a pony drowning.
The sound of the monster you killed, all those years ago, as you held him down with your own hoofs and drowned him in that ditch.
This sound, this ringing noise inside your ear, disgusts you. It disgusts you because it reminds you of everything you saw that day. It disgusts you because it reminds you that you failed to apprehend the ponies that truly matters, the ones that were funding that whole operation. It disgusts you… because you swear that the jar makes it sound like he is laughing even as you hear him drown.
The thing inside that jar, you know, hates you. It hates you, and it is mocking you, and it wants you to suffer. Because whatever curse or whatever spell it knows is enough to look into your mind. And it is using that power for the sole purpose of tormenting you.
Truly, The battle with the Windigo starts when you approach the jar, really.
It bursts out of the jar, and it HOWLS as it does that.
"SEND ME TO THE MIDSTS OF MY ENEMIES, THAT I MAY DIE KILLING!"
...ok, that's a pretty Metal battle cry, I'm not gonna lie.
[Critical success! The Windigo will be "rewarded" with a full turn alone with its new target]
[Combatants (name, health, personal combat)]
Windigo (2/3, +55) (Solo Cmbatant)
Paperflank (3/3, +11) (Current Main Combatant)
[Overflow: Bureau –8, Windigo – 41]
[Windigo's first roll: 47 + 55 (Personal Combat) = 102]
[Paperflank's first roll: 75 + 29 (Personal Combat) = 104]
[Overflow: Bureau –10, Windigo – 41]
[Windigo's second roll: 74 + 55 (Personal Combat) – 30 (Outnumbered) = 129]
[Paperflank's second roll: 57 + 29 (Personal Combat) = 86]
Shouldn't Paperflank have a lower combat score? You used Velvet's for this @OurLadyOfWires
Not that it matters much, but still!
Your eyes go wide as you realize what the Windigo is truly trying to do.
The beast, you can tell, is trying to shake the Commissioner off.
Because somehow, somehow, she has her hoofs around its neck. And despite the ethereal nature of its body, the Commissioner's hoof are somehow straddling it, as if the mare could strangle it into submission.
...ok, that's just crazy awesome.
[Windigo's first roll: 24 + 55 (Personal Combat) – 30 (Outnumbered) = 49]
[Commissioner's first roll: 96 + 29 (Personal Combat) = 125]
[Team-leader's first roll: 43 + 18 (Personal Combat) = 61]
[Constable 1's first roll: 52 + 17 (Personal Combat) = 69]
[Constable 2's first roll: 9 + 15 (Personal Combat) = 24]
[Constable 3's first roll: 62 + 14 (Personal Combat) = 76]
[Constable 4's first roll: 33 + 14 (Personal Combat) = 47]
[Paperflank's first roll: 38 + 11 (Personal Combat) = 49]
[Overflow: Bureau – 144, Windigo – 34]
[Windigo suffers two wounds (-100 to Bureau's overflow)]
[The Windigo has been defeated]
and, due to how this combat works... a single bad roll by the Windigo basically doomed it.
And Velvet did MOST of the damage, though numbers helped a LOT.
...Imagine if this had been not ONE Windigo, but instead Three or more.
In any case, it's a good lesson. If we can get a good strike team involved, numbers can make up for a lot against anything without multi-combat traits.
And in the end fighting the Windigo was a fairly safe endeavor for our team.
the whiplash...Actually, her gaze is almost soft. She looks relieved. She looks like a normal pony, who isn't even aware of what she just did or what just happened.
Instead, as if she didn't just drop from the ceiling with her hoofs around a creature made of pain and malice, she slowly limps her way towards you. Shooing away the lieutenant, and really everypony else, as she makes her way to your sorry self.
"Paperflank, are you alright?" she asks, with a voice so soft and, well, so worried you can barely believe it is coming from her mouth.
If you didn't know any better, you would think the Commissioner of the Lunar Bureau is now fussing over you as if you were foals. But still, this is certainly just her taking responsibility for her subordinates. Which, given the fight you have been through, makes sense, and shows that she is a mindful superior.
... when "knowing better" makes you wrong...
You're just lucky our family is a bit too large already, or we'd adopt you too!
In the aftermath of this feat, Velvet Covers was able to introduce one of the Lores to the Lunar Bureau.
Velvet Covers has crafted the Level 1 Manuscript "Institutional Knowledge: Monster Hunting Techniques". It has been added to the Secret Library, and it has introduced the Lunar Bureau to the Lore of Edge.
The Lunar Bureau threadmark has been updated.
yay! a +5 to our combat teams would be significant... though of course not everyone will have an affinity for Edge.
I wonder if Celestia will notice them, and what she'll think of it.
That said, we DO have an excuse for this!
It's this kind of rewards that make me want the quest to slow down and commit to building up this instituition properly instead of climbing the Mansus. The idea of an organisation dedicated to protecting the Kingdom from the dangers of the Lores created by the very Pony causing said dangers from the Lores is so fascinating.
I get it, but no. We're on a timer.
The Bureau will last beyond our "ending". if there's a follow up or sequel after tha All-In quest, maybe we can build up the Bureau more then.
And I'll read the rest of the discussion later