Fou's Snippet Thread

[Fou-san]

It is a well known fact, that the Naruto Universe does feature alternate timelines and alternate realities, particularly in later in the fantasticaly infuriating Boruto series. Or rather, it would fantasticaly irritate me.

But I digress.

And I ask you, possible reader from another dimension, if my thoughts are in actuality placed down as a story on some internet forum board... What do you do, when you die and arrive in front of a ROB?

Do you Beg?

Do you Cry?

Do you Scream and Rage against the chains?

Or do you sit Quietly.

Do you sit with your hands in your lap?

Do you take the next words as they come and instead zone out?

Or as the Fat-assed Black Jesus of the Afterlife himself put it.

Quiet life or blaze o' glory.

I entered that fucking office Quiet as the Virgin Marry. Because I was dead, unable to speak and on a piece of fucking paper.

It was only by virtue that the ROB that oversaw MY worlds deaths happened to glimpse his eyes over that particular page instead of just stamping it and letting the rest of us and our souls be shredded to oblivion.

His hand reached into the pair, batted away some random schmucks soul, and the pinched mine and threw me onto the seat in front of him before slapping that stamp and letting the paper be eviscerated until not even molecules of it were left.

"Well, lookie what we have~" He looked like Truth from FMA, never really explained that to me to be honest.

"Death by goat? Not as common as you think, though I don't think anyone before you has died because a goat got horny and decided it wanted to suck your dick." I could only nod, my voice not at all leaving my body despite wanting to ask him not to bring that up. "Hol' up a moment, lemme check~" He snapped his fingers, a big thick black book dropped onto the table in front of him.

I could hear the wood creak and the papers compress from its weight and the sheer girth it had.

"G.... G... G... O... O... O..." He licked his finger and flipped a page leisurely with each letter, having skipped around to the G section and going by alphabetical order until finding what he wanted. "Aha~ Here it is!" He turned around the book, propping it up to allow me to see what exactly he was pointing at before slamming it shut as I felt particularly confused.

"First death of this variety, so, I'm going to give you a Gift." He smiled, the big teeth against his featureless face the only way I could physically gauge how he was feeling. "First up!" He leaned forward, blocking his mouth from one side and stage whispering with glee. "Cuz' I'm kinda on a kick for Naruto at the moment." He leaned back in his seat, spinning on it, yet his voice stayed the same. "That's the world you're heading to pal."

His feet landed on the book, sending it away and toppling a pile of paper that he fixed with a quick snap.

"And normally, I don't do this in the first place. Giving you a new life in a new world and all that..." He shrugged again raising his hands into a 'What can you do' move. "I might as well give you the whole Package." I nodded along, not out of want, but Fear.

Here was this ROB that I CAN'T do shit against, even if I would rather be laid to my eternal rest, whether that's in Heaven, Hell or just plain loosing all conscious thought.

"So let's see here, we can do the generic OC insert, the 'I'm apart of a Clan!' shit like Senju or Uchiha or Hatake, or just spin a wheel for it." He scratched at his chin for a moment before looking at me, his unseeable gaze freezing me to the spot. "Nod the number of times corresponding to the answer." I quickly nodded up and down 3 times, because if I was going, I rather pray to my second favourite Twink and favourite gambler John Star Rail, Aventurine.

*SNAP*

In the blink of an eye, time seemed to speed up, the wheel appearing my arm being allowed to move and pres the button before being glued back to my other hand in my lap-

"Ah~" Time resumed normal speed as he gazed across the room at the wheel with joy and mirth. "Dealer's choice~" He speared me with a look, though not as intensely this time. "You seem like the ADHD kind of Gal~ Let's make you an Uzumaki with that High Stamina stat that makes it hard to sit still." I wanted to correct the ROB, that I was in fact male, but due to previous circumstances... I couldn't say shit.

*SNAP*

This time the wheel changed, instead of the slices that changed sizes when picked, I was left with numbers. And I silently asked Mason what they mean. "Number of abilities." The uncaring ROB waved me off, speeding the wheel itself until it landed on one, then repeated itself. "Chains it is, I was hoping you'd get that Mind's eye, see what you could do with it, but restraining tailed beasts ain't too bad~" Another uncaring Shrug.

It was at this point I questioned whether I was really dead.

"More Numbers~" He spun the speed wheel again, landing on 4. His smile disappeared, turning distinct;y natural. He got up and started walking around his office, inspecting things and the wheel itself in speed time before sitting back down. "Next, dealers choices." He said with a forced voice. And I had the distinct feeling that the man didn't want me to get four, instead he pulled out 5 cards, each differently coloured on one side and completely void black on the other.

He shuffled them while staring at the sealing, before flicking them at me. They landed flat against my torso and I couldn't move enough to view them. "Shhhhhheeeetttt~ Son! You got it good huh?" I merely tilted my head questioningly. "Everything but fire." And that worried me, because if those were what I thought they were, that wasn't going to necessarily land me a good vibe with the Snake himself.

Oh yeah, I came to conclusion that I was either dying and my mind tried to protect itself by conjuring a highly realistic and vivid dream before I died to spare me the mental pain and anguish of not being able to live because a Goat broke into my home, into my room through my heavy oak door, and bit my dick off.

Or, I truly died from that and this isn't an illusion but some sort of karmic justice because fuck that goat.

Or did the goat from Goat simulator hop worlds? Food for thought.

"Outa Verse shit!" The ROB snapped me from my darker inner mussing with more wheel bullshit. This time speeding it up way to fast for me to see before destroying the Machine with another powerful snap.

"I dislike that, but I'm a man of principle." He turned back to me, now frowning. "Put simply?" He asked, and I nodded. A whiteboard appeared behind him, the text there plain as day for me to read. "Nod when done."

My eyes turned to the board. All around its edge were various popular drawings like, that Stylized S, Dick butt, Kill Roy, and what not. But what interested me was the Spins.

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Worlds: 1 (The God of High School)


Blessings: 2 (Yongpyo & Custom Item)


Custom Item: (Jin Mori's Guide to Martial Arts~)​

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"Now, let me explain the Custom Item." I turned back to the man after nodding, having watched the white board crumple in on itself into nothingness at his behest while he nursed his forehead. "It's something I added completely out of boredom and made sure that the chances were fucking low, unfortunately for me..." He gestured to me, all 6' confined to the chair with ephemeral chains that he could change on a fucking whim.

"I'm going to remove it, and considering the world you're going to... Might as well give ya the Constitution to actually use it. Would be funny to see what fuckery you yourself get up to." He rolled his hands, presumably rolling his eyes. "And I need to prevent that manual from spreading, so we're signing a Geas before you go and locking that shit down, ya hear?" I nodded.

"Good, it'll only be in your head, so I might as well basically give you a Mind Palace as if you had a Tailed Beast so you can read it and all of its Volumes~" He smiled evilly at that, and I wasn't sure I wanted to know how many there were. "You're going to be dropped in as Designer Baby, Yongpyo just so happens to be copied and placed nearby, and you won't have to worry about losing it." he picked up another paper, turning monotone as he stamped again and again on each new paper.

"I rather not have that thing go rouge and join Madara or god forbid one of the Ōtsutsuki..." He shivered for a second. "You'll wait until I'm done this batch." I looked at the pointed pile of fucking paper work, it seemed not even a ROB could escape that evil... Nor the dumbassarey of forgeting Shadow Clones.

Uh Oh.

He paused.

The smile on his lips growing father than his mouth could support one side, his entire body seemingly starting to split in a rather grotesque manner of turning into two. One held the paper work and the other stretched.

"Make more." He said while walking toward me, and I had to watch as more and more of him duplicated until the room was practically filled than expanded as more paperwork and stamps were passed out to the hive mind that decided to all in sync, even while splitting, wave goodbye to me.

Thankfully, the door closed before I could regret having thoughts.

"Now~ Off you go!" He tilted the chair back, letting go and letting teter in place as I stayed as still as I could, hoping I wouldn't fall backward and face that fucking sense of vertigo and weightlessness I always did when I started to fall backwards like this.

"Well, )&*( @%$!*&^..." I could feel my body change at his words, yet unable to understand them, growing shorter and my hair growing longer, some strands of a fine silky red blocking my eyes for a moment. All completely painless. "Buh-Bye~" he poked the chair with his foot, and I was sent careening over the edge, luckily for me, he snapped his fingers and made me pass out rather than endure my entire travel over to the Naruto Universe. I'm just glad I didn't have to deal with whatever horrors might've awaited me on the other end.

And well, that's my 'Let's Do This One More Time' origin story.

From start to finish, and then I landed here. In the Naruto World. Sick to my fucking stomach and with roughly 10 years worth of a little girls memorys. And while sick I recount all of her adventures, of running, hiding, her father buying time, our mother dying, my last finale couple days of stupidly picking a couple barries up cuz I was hungry.

And I still had to come to terms that I was no longer a 20-year-old white man, but instead a 10-year-old white girl with Uzumaki ADHD and unmedicated.

Not to mention the hell puberty is going to wreck on my body.

I'm rambling, but...

Welcome to my story.

The story of Mori U-ZU-MA-KI~!

 

[Fou-san]

My mind was numb, and consciousness was hazy from the berries my starving past self picked. She only did so out of desperation, something to fill the empty void in her, and now I'm paying the price.

The world felt blazing hot, yet frigidly cold.

I don't really know how long I'd been crawling across the forest floor, what with blacking out for periods of time, but night was starting to fall by the time I made it to the edge of a dirt road.

Yongpyo had already made its way to me, copying a nice green blanket and providing me with what warmth it could... I couldn't tell if this was some sick joke, but that asshole of a ROB enforced on my new pal that it couldn't heal me at all through this first poison. Yet it did it's best job to keep me warm, I curled up into fetal position, just breathing and hoping to Hagoromo that some nice passerby would pick me before I succumbed to my fever.

My mind turned to replaying memories as I faded in an out of consciousness. It didn't play the memories that kept me up for nights after I finally recovered, no... Instead, it was merciful, like the calm before a storm.

The first real memory of my own in this body... Was me waking up in a stupid frakking vat of green liquid, with bubbles and all. A Scientist standing in front of me as bubbles rose with a clipboard in hand reading my vitals, not noticing my awake state, having been writing something down before moving on.

I didn't like this at all, I didn't like the way I felt, and I did my best to finally rage against my chains. I pulled the mask off my face, pulling the slimy tube out of my mouth after taking a deep breath. Liquid filled the empty space, salty and bitter. And it was only now I start to panic, I didn't have a way out. Luckily for me, Yongpyo appeared, tapping the glass and getting my attention before raising to the top and opening a hatch.

I swam for my life, darkness crawling at the edges of my vision before it grabbed my wrist and pulled me out. I laid on my side, coughing up as much of the preservation or what it was fluid as I could with a comforting pat on my back. "Thank you." I voiced out loud to it, a connection between us finally forming as I could feel the mental controls hand themselves over.

This wasn't the Yongpyo, instead, it was one that acted more like the Dr. Strange Cape that was sentient from the MCU. I didn't take the reins, instead treating it like its own being. It grabbed me up and brought me down from the top of the tank, letting me take my first steps across the cold floors, feet feeling like they'd get frostbite and fall right off.

I moved through the low light, able to see just fine, and keep my hand firmly pressed against one of the metal walls as I entered a hallway. I was bound to find a way out eventually... I was in a secret laboratory though, Orochimaru's design if I had to guess. Yongpyo was my greatest ally in the endeavour, being a guiding hand that helped me both hide and find my way out.

And then I was out, the sun beams falling on me as I smiled and hugged it. It had guided me through the facility, but now it laid dormant as a big green blanket that swallowed me whole and still let me walk, run and jump my way around the forest. I was half tempted to ask it to fly me somewhere, but I was eager to explore, see my new world in all its glory first hand.

I was just left alone in a brand-new world, one I didn't know by pure virtue of being a young girl, having just escaped a life of captivity into the narrow paths between trees.

And I was happy.

Though, that was my own downfall.

I spent all my energy in glee the first couple days, inspecting the forest, watching nature around me move. That was before the hunger took over, then I moved about, unsure of each and everything. I didn't want to die so soon, and I had zero survival skills. I poked and prodded at different things, testing them in random ways before settling on this large round purple fruit thing I had chanced upon.

It was larger than my fists and I snack upon it as I continued to look for some kinda of dirt road, if I found that, I would likely find some way out of this place and to civilization... I just had to hope the people I found were kind enough to take an orphan girl in and bring her somewhere safe...

Then it started.

My limbs growing heavy, my eyelids weighing more and more as I slowed down... Then I felt trapped, like I was back in that cold, uncaring place that I called home since I was born, as I collapsed to the ground. Then the heat set in, and the frigid cold crept in wherever my faithful companion wasn't coving my body. It was like I was both burning from lava and taking a dip in the coldest ice bath ever-

And then I woke up from the dreams of memories.

Delirious and unable to make out anything or think much more than wanting to get to the road. But I was moved, the starts above replaced by something a dark brown ceiling.

The warmth of the room permeating the room and Yongpyo curled around me, a cold towel resting against my forehead... It was through blurry vision that I could make out a black haired lady hovering over me. She was turned away at the moment, speaking to someone, but her voice was so far away. Then a weight suddenly appeared across my stomach, eliciting a quiet groan from me, and I wasn't able to catch a glimpse of the cuase before I fell beneath the black water of consciousness.

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When next I woke, I was on the back of the same lady, her voice distant and muddy the fever still running high, yet I was still carried in my blanket. That day, I was in and out more often, catching glimpses of time passing and a really tall Blonde lady. I looked down when I finally registered the weight that sat on my stomach, and passed out right after seeing the pig.

And thus passed the next couple of days just like that, waking up at random times, my scenery and position changed. From being piggybacked and smelling something bitter, to princess carried and something flowery, to having warm hands hovering over my abdomen and head with glowing green energy from the golden haired one and caring words with food from the void haired one.

That's when I was realized something important, something that drew a smile to my lips.

People.

I was found, and I was safe.

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Today I had woken up with more consciousness than previous, finally able to hear properly, yet the world still too blurry to see anything. "Who..." I startled miss Void, causing her to practically drop the spoon she was using to feed me some sort of soup. "Oh, you're awake..." She said quietly, and I let my eyes roam acorss the room we were now in.

"Warm..."

Yongpyo... I could feel his presence, ever faithful and sticking to me like glue. His worry clear to me as day as the lady leaned me down, no longer having to coax me to eat more soup as she finally finished the bowl. I could make out the shape of her body standing up and leaving me alone. In just a blink, there was the Golden one, her hair obscuring her face as her hands roamed over me. "Soft..." The world escaped my lips at the touch of her hand meeting my forehead.

She paused, and I could feel her hesitation, her hand already moving away- "please…" I found the strength in me to place my own tiny hand on hers. And having all my energy expended, I fell back asleep.

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The next time I had any semblance of thought, I was in a tent, the world less blurry and the Void one raking her hand through my hair, messaging my scalp pleasantly. The air stunk of something bitter, and the smell burned my sinuses. "Who... Are..." I didn't have much strength, let alone thought, but I thought I heard Shi and Tsu. Muffled as my hearing was at the moment.

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When I opened my eyes this time, the world was clear as Crystal, the cold not bitting and nipping at me, and I was able to sit up. Yongpyo slid off me, and I could feel his happiness at my recovery. I could hear the crackle of fire outside the tent and noticed the Void Haired one sleeping peacefully with a pig next to me.

I pulled my trusty companion to cover me as I stood up and walked through flaps towards where I heard the fire.

There sat the tall Golden haired one, drinking something from a gourd that I could smell from here and made my sinuses burn again. I slowly approached, Yongpyo quietly wrapped around my feet and muffling my sound wasn't enough to get me all the way to her without her knowing if the way she paused in her drinking was anything.

"So... You're awake." She didn't turn to me, instead putting a cork in her drink and staring into the fire.

I gazed at her back, wearing a grass-green haori with the kanji for "gamble" on the back.

Yongpyo made noise again as I walked up to the log and sat next to her, instead staring at the fire.

We kinda just... Sat here. Not really saying anything.

Not much for me to say in the first place.

...

"Thank you." It was meek, and quiet. But I still gave my gratitude.

She un-corks her bottle and takes another swing, I flinch a bit at the smell as her eyes never leave the fire.

"Don't thank me just yet, we're dropping you off at the next town." She was cold, reserved, but everything I knew of this woman told me she was just trying to protect me.

Not like I wanted to be left behind.

 

[Fou-san]

"Teach me!" The next morning, after having woken up and been given a set of clothes that Shizune bought me, I bounded up to the older Blonde, Youngpyo as a green blanket handing around my shoulders with a knot in the front.

"No." She flicked my head lightly, causing me to stumble backwards into the smiling Shizune.

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"Teach me!" I jumped, aiming to land on her back and wrap my arms around her neck. We were still about 6-Days off from the next town I could safely be dropped at.

"No." She side stepped me and let me face plant into the ground.

I felt the vibrations of her weight walking past me before pulling my head out of the dirt to see a small Smile on Shizune's face.

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"Teach me!" This time, I waited until she stopped walking to talk with Shizune about the map and our current directions, we were still 5-Days off.

And promptly was smashed into the ground with a small crater for popping up right in front of her legs and pushing her chest up like that would do me any good. Now, like a good member of the feminine gender, I didn't cop a feel, but still felt that sting of jealousy bite into my heart at the weight she was carrying.

"NO!" It was a lot more forceful this time, but I'm not Jiriya and I learn from my lecherous mistakes and will make sure to not do that again.

Blunt force trauma to the head via Tsunade being negated by gag rules, thank you, ROB~

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"Teach me!"

This time, My approach was to ask for a Kunai from Shizune who gave me a blunted one, and then to rush the older women.

"No." She didn't even stop her drink while we were walking, merely flicking my head and sending me into a tree before I got back up and rushed her again.

"Teach me!"

4-days off from that Town they're likely to abandon me at.

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"Teach me!"

"No!"

...

"Teach me!"

"No!"

...

"Teach me!"

"No!"

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The days passed mostly like that, me finding each and every opportunity to bombard her with another 'Teach me!' to only be give yet another resounding and firm 'No!' let it not be said I wasn't persistent in my quest to learn from the best medic.

I was kinda peeved at the fact that she drugged me to drop me off at the orphanage, the matron was kinda and all that, but I didn't trust her. There was something about her that just put me off.

So that night, dressed in a 'Mini Tsunade' outfit minus Gamble coat, I made my way out.

Luckily for me, I spent enough time around them with Yongpyo that he was able to track them down. And I didn't have to worry about dieing to poison this time, what with that restriction released.

Ya know... If Yongpyo can turn into anything? Why not my own little mini Gamble coat?

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"TEACH MEEEEEEEE!"

Tsunade looked up at the sky absolutely bewildered as I came flying down like a comment, Yongpyo's speed mode having lent help towards my particular goal to dive onto the Blonde Medic.

She was mid-drink, and I just interrupted that with my antics again.

"BRAAAAAAAATTTTT!" Shizune looked absolutely done with me while patching me up from the bruises Tsunade gave me.

I sat unrepented as smiling at Tsunade.

"TEACH ME!"

Another Tick mark appeared on her forehead.

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Do not let it be said that Tsunade Senju doesn't learn from her mistakes.

She does.

But I'm just more stubborn.

She put me to sleep for 2 days, and I had to deal with that weird matron again, her creep appraising gaze watching over the children like she was one of the Moms from Promised Neverland.

But Yongpyo knows where Tsunade is, and if I don't make her my teacher, I ain't ever gonna learn my Martial Arts.

That's a fucking promise, Yongpyo~

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"TEEEEAAACCCH MEEEEEEEE!"

This time I waited until they were walking during their day to speed ahead of them down the road, Speed mode is busted BTW~

Tsunade wasn't prepared for me to rocket into her, and I wasn't prepped to land face-first into Jiriya's vision of perfect heaven.

I took my beating with grace from just being graced with the face to plush valley~

"TEACH ME!"

I raised my Arms again, shouting for the world here.

---

Tsunade was smart, this time leaving me in a medically induced coma for a whole week~

Lucky for me, Yongpyo was able to shuck off the weird seal thing the old Matron tried to stick to the back of my neck. Likely given to her as a tracker for me by Tsunade.

But that doesn't stomp me from changing Yongpyo to Red, and changing the Kanji on the back to "student"~

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"TEACH MEEEEEEEE!"

This time, I aimed a flying kick to the head, only to be grabbed by the foot, whipped around in a circle to really get my guts churning and placed firmly on the ground in front of the serene looking 5th Hokage.

"What's your name." Her hands firmly, but lightly, held me in place as I felt a dangerous force envelop me.

Not like that'd stop me and my missing tooth!

"Mori!" I proudly stated with a tooth grin. "Mori U-ZU-MA-KI!" I wanted to do a cool pose for it all, but I think I finally wore down her patience for my shenanigans.

"Fine Mori. You wanna learn?" I nodded enthusiastically.

Tsunade turned to Shizune, spearing her with a look, before the younger one rummaged in her bag and pulled out a scroll.

"There's another town a week out from her that's closer you can be dropped off at." She undid a ribbon on it and handed it to me.

I took it and opened, skimming the top of the words and finding out this was some sort of teaching manual she made years ago for Shizune.

"Do you know how to use chakra?"

I proudly shook my head no at the older women's expense. AKA her sanity meter, as she started to nurse the headache I caused and mumble something about not having enough booze.

"Shizune can you show you how." My eyes locked onto her like a heat seeking missile, and I'm pretty sure this world as anime physics and right now my eyes are stars against a shadowed background.

I walked up to her and bowed at a perfect 90-degree angle.

"Teach me, please, Shizune Senpai."

The sound of a gourd suspiciously breaking behind me feel on deaf ears.

"Alright Mori-chan. Let's get started."

And that's how, in the first day of my next week. I ended up unlocking my chakra and Mind Palace at once.

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Shizune as it turns out is a fantastic teacher that was able to get me to learn how to use the basics of Chakra pretty easily.

Though it helped, it was a foreign energy I had never felt or used before, and that Shizune just disrupted my chakra flow to let me get a better feel for it.

It was a surging form of power that permeated my entire body.

"Chakra is formed via a mixing of both your Physical and Spiritual energy."

Shizune started rattling off the scroll she showed me during our break when she had me sit down and pulsed my chakra network with her own.

"For it is in passing that we achieve immortality. Through this we become a paragon of virtue and glory to rise above all. Infinite in distance and unbound by death, I release your soul, and by my shoulder protect thee." I mumbled to myself as I imagine both Red and Blue. One for my mind, the brain all of its energy, and the other for my body.

I could feel the network built within my body, the Hot and Cold I felt from my fever rushing through them to settle in my stomach and mixed like a whirlpool.

And then what happened was what Shizune described as my "beautiful mind" phase.

"Heh... Heh heh..." I chuckled as a butterfly flew past me and reached out for it. "Man, I feel so good." I stood up and started ignoring Shizune and followed the nature around me with a massive smile.

Shizune of course tried to wrangle me in while Tsunade watched me go around high as a kite.

"THIS IS BETTER THAN KETAMINE!"

Though neither knew what I was talking about, seeing the energetic child that hounded them spout pure nonsense after unlocking her chakra for use in Ninjutsu and other Ninja arts was hilarious for them. There were a few rare cases like Mori herself, ones where they just acted like they got hopped up on some drug after opening their chakra network for more heavy use for the first time.

"Ne, Ne! Mom, Mom! Don't let the Cyclops with red eyes become Hokage!" Tsunade launched herself into a coughing fit at my words, first from me calling her mom, which I would later deny entirely~ And the second half from shouting- "He's gonna launch 20% Tariffs on the whole WORLD~" with a stage whisper like it was some big secret.

Needless to say, I woke up the next morning a flaming tomato with a laughing Yongpyo.

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The rest of the week, which was most definitely not a deadline for me. I can find Sensei anywhere in the world now~ Just ask Yongpyo!

...

...

Right, not very talkative inside my brain, more acting with feelings.

"Teach me!"

I proudly stood in front of the groggy Tsunade, who promptly chucked the scroll at my head and went back to sleep.

I of course sent Pongpyo to get me some fish as I started to practise the hand-signs without the intent to shape chakra, using Shizune's little handy dany 'Hang Sign Cheat Sheet' she made me.

Later on, I'd be grabbing some leaves and trying to stick to my forehead, I suspect that being and Uzumaki, along with Jon Mori's Constatution, I'm going to be very heavy in the 'Yang' Affinity and have to work on my control, or I'm never gonna be able to learn to fine tune any of my jutsu let alone use the healing techniques that Sensei could teach me~

And after a healthy breakfast of rations, cleaning up camp and helping Shizune pack everything into scrolls, I finally grabbed some leaves and used the tips Shizune oh, so graciously hand-delivered to me, like using Rat to help focus and guide my Chakra to where I want it and help grip the damn leaf to my forehead.

I of course failed the first couple hours before we finally stopped to take a break for my sake because I was rapidly depleting my energy. I laid on the nice fluffy grass in between Tsunade and Shizune, one of them started to message my scalp and I was out like a light with a single mutter.

"not fair..."

 

[Fou-san]

"HA HA HA!" A young, long haired girl yelled out as she bounced around a clearing in a forest.

"Bo-" Her entire form blurred for a second, seemingly teleporting to the other side of the clearing. "Bup!" She takes a moment, steadying herself, a wide smile splitting her lips.

"When we're together~!" She sings, voice floating through the air in a jovial tone as she jumps away from a tree. "Axe!" She tilts forward, sticking out a leg and dragging it through the air and speeding up her fall and her heel slices through her target. "We're stronger!"

She drags her leg back, stretching her muscles as she stares down at the smashed in half wooden log.

"Day..." She walks away, fingers drumming on her chin as she looks at a tree with a knife stabbed into a knot. "39, been here a month and some change~"

Her eyes glance down at her bandage covered hands and feet. "Nice going Yongpyo, got the whole pitiful orphan surviving in the wild look going!" Her clothes seeming react to her speaking, slightly squeezing against her body. "Now, I've been landmarking my away around this forest, I think it's time."

She jumps, hand reaching for the thick branch above her head and pulling herself past it, she expertly climbs the tree, landing seemingly in a living space made inside of it's branches.

"Let's do a quick check." It's rather cramped and cozy inside, a bed made of dead branches, moss and a large blanket.

"Should just be..." She crouches down, hand moving under it and searching. "Branch, branch, stone- Ahah!"

She drags a patched up sack out, she pulls on the strings opening it up and placing it on the bed. "So let's see here, weird as fuck scroll I still can't read, fruits I found through trial and error, *thank god for Yongpyo's poison resistance*, various odds and ends from that destroyed caravan I found in the middle of the forest."

She continues walking around her abode, picking things off shelves fashioned to hang of branches.

"ALLLRIGHT!" She yells, taking a pose and pointing to the sky as if a spark of light would shine from her finger infront of a camera.

"Time for the road." She pauses, losing the smile as she looks around the room. "Sorgy, Asuka Tree-chan, but I'm going to go insane if I stay here."

She claps her hands, bowing to the room. "Thank you for everything!" She leans back, falling and flipping to land on her feet in front of the tally marks and knife.

"Day 40 is the day I leave." She pulls the knife out, taking the time to carefully slash out the notch. "Hmmm..."

She steps back, something feeling off as she's about to leave. "Fuck, I don't even remember my own name, what the hell am I supposed to leave here!?"

She wanted to at least leave something of herself, some way to show that she'd been alive if she died on her way out of this forest, not like she really believed anything could kill her but... "Let's see here, I don't have a name and I need one..."

She crosses her arms, nodding her head and mulling over her thoughts.

"Hmmm, I don't have a bow, nor am I swordly enough for Emiya's name... I could take Mori Mi-ji, as a tribute, but have I earned that?" She pauses, opening her eyes and grabbing a lock of her deep black hair.

"I wonder, Jin Mori was able to change his hair colour unconsciously... could I?" Her eyes sharpen, she stars at the ends of it, watching intently as her mind exerts it's control over her body and slowly her hair starts to lighten-

"Hah...." She stumbles forward, letting out a sigh and taking deep gulps of air. "Jesus, that's too much focus."

She straightens back up, smiling as she tightens her grip on the knife. "But it helped me think of the name I want." She sets to work, carving the words in the only language she knows. "Doubt anyone will understand but!"

She turns around, flipping the knife in the air as she walks away. "I've finding my way in this life, so I might as well follow those blessed words of Wisdom!"

Her shadow slowly drifts away from the words, the sun beams down on them.

"Mori Nanashi, watch out world, 'CUZ HERE I COME!" Punctuated with a little long haired smiley face.

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"Naruto! Those are Kunai Knifes!" The girl pauses, landing in a tree as she faintly here's voices. 'Oh? Am I in Wave?' She thinks to herself as she pivots, eyes roaming the ground and finding a cowering rabbit with said Kunai above it.

"They're Dangerous!" A smile graces her lips as she hops down, listening to the sound of an older mans growling getting louder.

'That sounds like the english dub voice actor, hell I can fucking understand them.' She Winces at the volume, rubbing at her ear for a moment, she bends down and picks up her pace slightly with the rabbit neatly in her hands, and strolls out of the bush.

Her eyes go to the pink one, instantly clocking her as Sakura Haruno, and snorted as the girl stared at her dumb founded.

"Oi~" She tilted her head, projecting the best annoyed face she could give. "You idiots almost skewered my emotional Support Rabbit, Zhao."

Kakshi's eyes quickly rake over her, focusing on the bunny in her arms- "SEE! I TOLD YOU SOMEONE WAS FOLLOWING US!" Nanashi shakes her head, tsking her tounge.

"Bah, I ain't following you, hell this isn't even my rabbit!" She waves a hand Infront of her face, shaking her head with a teasing smile.

Sakura turns to stare at Nanashi again, a bigger deadpan on her face. "Yeah, I picked up the rabbit, blame the dude who almost stabed-"

Before Kakashi can even begin to call out a warning, Nanshi launched forward, shoulder checking the Blond and Pinkette. "LOOK OUT!" Sasuke and the Bridge Builder Tazuna just barely make it in time to avoid any injury.

Slowly but surely, everyone rose from the ground, the man who had thrown the weapon that was now embedded in the wood.

"LAME~!" Nanashi cupped her hands around her mouth, drawing out the words and getting his glare for a mere flicker before it returned to staring down the Copy Ninja.

Nanshi's eyes flicked across the path, darting between the standing Genin and Jonin looking at the Rouge Ninja. "Well, well, if it isn't Zabuza Momochi."

Idlily settling in for the long hall, she turns onto her side, propping her head up and resting while paying as little attention to the on-coming tension as possible. 'Yada yada, whole spiel about being a missing nin, Kakashi stops Naruto, tells them to they're in the way, pulls out his Sharigan, Zabuza yammers on lore-'

"Eh?" The girl blinks, being pulled up and hauled behind the yellow one as they enter the Manji Formation. "Naruto! We're just meant to be protecting the bridge builder!" The girl winces, rbubing at her ear while standing next to the Old man.

"I'm not gonna let someone else die when I can do something about it!" Naruto doesn't turn around, the fog slowly encroaching as the adults do the talking.

The girl luaghs, placing her hands on her hips. "No need to do that for little old me, man. I'll be just fine." She huffs, hearing The Demon of Mist snort as he repositioned. She could just barely see the mans movement.

Zabuza stands on the lake, chakra surging. "Ninja art!" The already growing mist billows in response, obscuring everyone's vision further. "Hidden Mist Jutsu!" Kakshi scowls, steeping up.

Kakashi steps forward. "He vanished!" Naruto exclaims, raising his kunai a tad bit more, eyes roaming the mist. "Sensei." Sakura instead relaxes a bit, lowering her guard. "He'll come after me first."

"But, who is he?" Mori Smiles, tapping the girl on shoulder. "Zabuza Momochi, The Demon of the Mist." Sakrua blunders, turning to look at the girl with a raised brow. "Previous leader of the Mist's Assassination unit." The mist continued to get thicker and thicker.

Kakashi chuckles. "Correct, he's a master of the-" Mori's head whips, her ears having detected the faintest of sound of breathing.

"Nope!" Mori moves, foot slapping into the flat of Zabuza's blade. "What?!" The Demon pauses, his attacking having been no sold by a snot nosed brat. "Damn! That Smarts!" A bead of sweat drops down the girls head, she stares into the eyes of the Jonin. "You left your self open, Boyo!"

Kakashi's blade strikes, stabbing into the neck and drenching the girl in a blast of water. "Move!" The girl tumbles back, rolling into a crouch.

The ground is cleaved in half where she was just standing, she jumps up, back pedling away from a strike that Kakashi comes into the defelect. "Sasuke!" The leaf johnin yells, having to move to reflect another swing of the cleaver.

"Not taking that way out, dude." Mori is beside the boy in a single Bo-Bup, one hand clenching around the wrist that was just about plunge a Kunai into his own throat. "Can't let my new friend die like that-"

Another Zabuza appears, this time right beside Sakura, the trembling girl having take steps away from the main group. "SAKURA CHAN!" Naruto's already rushing forward, Mori's eyes turn away from Sasuke, energy welling through her body and lighting her brain up with the feeling of something crawling.

Blood splashes across the ground, everyone freezing as a head falls off, the body falling to the floor.

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Tried something new.

Third Person Persective.

Ended on a bit of a clif hanger but it's been sitting rotting and I just added like 2-400 words and wanted to push it out.

I'm going to definitely try to take this AU wise, do my own spin on things if I come back to add more.

I'm kinda just happy I pushed something out.

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