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Geek's Guide to Thriving in a Low End Fantasy World ( Robert Baratheon OC SI AU)

Chapter 57 - The Kraken New
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Iron Islands

After three weeks, the Iron Islands were finally in sight. With their fleet and manpower reduced to a shadow of their full strength, the reavers had already lost this war, and any resistance would be pure mummery so they could claim to have fought to the end.

That was the plan, at least.

"I have never seen a storm like that before." His voyages had taken Davos through several storms, but this one was definitely out of the norm. Gathered over Pyke, there was a single, swirling dark cloud, climbing to the stars as if it was a gate leading to a realm outside human reach.

The closer they were to the islands, the fiercer the winds became, and the air itself was growing more and more unsettling.

"My lord, what are your orders?" Davos knew something was wrong and took refuge in the fact that their lord was with them.

"Keep the fleet back; I'll go first. I don't know what the fuck the Ironborn are doing, but it won't stop me." Robert shouted to be heard, pushing his dragons further, lying flat to protect himself from the winds.

This was Euron's doing; he knew it in his heart but not his purpose.

Due to his advantage of flying, Robert saw the Ironborn fleet, barely a hundred ships in total perhaps, sailing out to die.

Or they had a plan.




The storm became fiercer, lightning striking the sea and the islands, and it was only his instincts that saved Obelisk from getting swatted like a fly by the tentacle that just came out of the water.

Shit.

"Turn back, turn back now!" He screamed to the fleet, who were already trying to do so before Robert ordered it, but that was when things got worse.

Whatever Euron had summoned, it was gigantic, far greater in size than any dragon recorded, and it was creating a maelstrom between two enemy fleets.

An abyss of teeth and tentacles quickly pulled down the surface of the water, and ships, both Asgardian and Ironborn, were being drawn in it, the sails and oars barely slowing them down.

"Ignis." Robert screamed, wondering if it would even do anything to the creature, and his dragons unleashed a twin inferno on the maelstrom.




Aboard the Pioneer

"Get this ship out of here, you bastards, or we are all going to die." Sandor swore at the sailors, who were barely able to do their jobs as the ship was drawn into the mouth of a watery hell.

Curse the Ironborn for whatever abomination they had summoned. The rear half of the fleet had managed to turn back, but at least forty ships were caught, and not all of them were as resilient as the Pioneer.

The Ironborn fleet did not fare any better, as the creature did not seem to distinguish friend from foe.

Their only hope of survival, Lord Robert's dragons, lit up the darkening skies with dragonfire, but Davos didn't know if they could do anything to this monster while it was in water.

"Maelstrom is slowing down." A sailor screamed out.

"Then we can…" Davos moved his lips to order the sailor but bit his tongue when a giant, slimy tentacle surged out of the water, slamming down on two ships at once that disappeared beneath its immense size, and splashing water to Pioneer, which almost threw Davos off the ship.

"Seven save us." All over the maelstrom, more tentacles came out, smashing both Ironborn and Asgardian ships to splinters, and one headed straight for the Pioneer.

Davos thought this was the end of him, but he was never more grateful for heat prickling his skin than he was now, as both dragons had turned their flames, far stronger than what any other dragon in history could boast to have, to the tentacles, burning through them as the smell of burnt fish wafted through the air.

It must have hurt the creature, because the maelstrom died out like a flickering candlelight, slowly, then gone at once.

Davos quickly ordered the remaining ships to turn back with all haste, but their ordeal was not over yet.

The sea rose as if the invisible hand of the gods was lifting it. When the water fell away, what remained was a creature of nightmares. A rectangular maw large enough to swallow twenty dragons the size of Obelisk at once, it had two massive horns growing out, with two red glowing eyes under each horn.

It roared, tentacles lashing out wildly, breaking the air and unintentionally pushing the Asgardian ships away, though the crews felt their ears pop.

Rather than chase either fleet, it had a different target in mind, one that had just caused it great agony.

This was Lord Robert's fight now, because gods forgive him, Davos knew there was nothing anyone could do to help.




Obelisk and Slifer beat their wings with all the might their bodies had, swerving wildly to dodge the tentacles that tried to kill them.

One hit, and Robert knew they were dead.

Fortunately, it was obviously difficult for the kraken—at least he assumed it was a kraken—to move its tentacles outside the water.

It gave them just enough time to be out of the range, and the dragons illuminated the sky once again, burning the tentacles.

Seeing that it could not reach them, the kraken dived again, and Robert could see the massive shape swim to the Ironborn fleet, to the island of Pyke.

Apparently, Euron did not have any control over the creature, because it started attacking the Ironborn ships.

It would have been so easy to let this thing destroy the fucking squids for him—and poetic too—but the kraken's next meal would be Asgard's fleet, and after that, it would terrorize the seas, provided it did not go back to whatever hellhole it crawled out of in the first place.

Not something to be left to chance.

While it was snacking on the Ironborn fleet, Robert ordered his dragons to let loose, targeting the tentacles since the head was beneath the water.

Turns out, the kraken was smarter than Robert gave it credit for, because it rose out of the water and began to wrap its tentacles around the ships, throwing them at the dragons as massive projectiles, sending wood and Ironborn flying through the air.

One of them even came close enough for Robert to hear his pleas for help.

Dodging the ships would have been easier if they did not throw several at once, but even through the whipping wind, the damn rain, and the deafening thunder, his dragons were the masters of the skies.

Angry at its lack of success, the kraken must have finally made the connection between Robert and his fleet, because it dove once again, this time heading in the opposite direction.

"Son of a bitch."

Robert had no choice but to lower the altitude of his dragons to keep the kraken interested in him and not in the defenseless fleet.

The flames drew its attention, and the dragons were once again dodging tentacles.

It became a deadly game, where if the dragons were flying low enough for the kraken to attack, it would rise out of the water but dive down again if it couldn't catch the dragons.

It would either take down the dragons, who in all honesty looked like ants compared to it, or the remains of his fleet.

Robert grinned.

This was going to be fun.




Aboard the Pioneer

Davos was watching the battle between the dragons and the Ironborn monster. It did not seem to be in their favor.

And now the creature of the depths was growing bigger each time it left the protection of the sea to attack the dragons.

The damn thing was coming at the fleet, and they could not move any faster.

"By the seven." Davos muttered, terrified as he fell on his knees.

Sandor pulled the captain of the fleet to his feet, demanding answers. "What? What the fuck happened?"

"He jumped."

Letting Davos go, Sandor had one word in his mind.

"Shit."




Seeing their father jump, the dragons at first tried to stop him, but once ordered not to, they decided to make the creature pay.

From their chests, lines the color of fresh blood began to spread, covering their entire body like a twisted spider web, and two blue lances, lightning made light, struck the sea.

The sound was so loud and great, it felt as if the sky was being torn apart, and the air was pushed away due to the power of it. A rolling plume of steam rose to the air near instantaneously, and columns of water shot up to the sky.

Seconds after the dragons struck the sea, everything as far as their eyes could see was covered in mist.




Through the mist, they could see shadows and hear groans of the creature. Long, thin shadows sought something in the sky, only to meet more fire.

The fleet sailed away, trying to make it out of the scalding mist, all the while praying that their lord would succeed.

Davos and Sandor kept it secret that Lord Robert had jumped into the beast's maw. The wait was almost as bad as the prospect of the creature catching up.




Asgard

"Grandmother, you should not have come." Stannis helped Rhaelle get down from Ormund, and her response was to pinch his cheek.

"I am not about to ask you for permission, my boy."

Stannis huffed. "I did not mean that. You are still healing."

"The doctor said that taking walks helps me heal faster." Rhaelle held out her arm for her grandson to escort her inside, and the young man did so, giving up any pretense of complaining.

"Do as you wish."

"Now that you are done, take me to see the giants." She demanded, much to her grandson's annoyance.

"You came all the way here for that?"

"Aye, and to see how the city is doing after the Ironborn. The stormlords are complaining to your father about Robert's refusal to wait." That was one of the reasons why she had left Storm's End in her condition.

"So? My brother will do as he wishes; there is nothing they can do." Robert's unamenable deeds were not something he approved of, but Stannis did not make noise about it either.

If it worked, there's no need to complain.

"Except bother Steffon." Rhaelle grumbled to herself, and soon enough Stannis took her to where the leader of the giants was situated.

"This is Mag the Mighty, the strongest and most respected among the giants. He acts as their speaker." Stannis took it on himself to introduce the giant, who leaned down to look at the strange woman.

Stannis would have been unnerved to have the giant so close to his face, but his grandmother did not seem to mind. "She is Rhaelle Baratheon, mine and Robert's grandmother."

"Another dragon rider? I am Leaf; I speak for the children." The Child of the Forest was respectful, both due to the familial ties and the new dragon outside.

"Fascinating that I would see the day our kind would walk among each other." Rhaelle was truly living in an age where the world was changing too fast.

"Your grandchild is convincing."

"That he is."

The giant spoke, and Rhaelle noticed how foreign it sounded, while Leaf interpreted the words. "Mag the Mighty says you are strong in spirit."

"Hah. Oh, Rhaegar must be losing his mind over this." She chuckled. That prophecy-obsessed fool of a king must have been shaken deeply by all that his grandson had done beyond the Wall.

"What of the White Walker?" It wouldn't do, not seeing that creature after coming all the way here.

"She is kept in a cage, deep beneath Valhalla. Please don't tell me you wish to see her." Stannis pleaded, knowing she would definitely do that.

Rhaelle just patted her grandson on the arm, trying not to smile.




After walking down and down, they finally arrived in the area allocated to Marwyn for his studies on the White Walker.

"Lord Stannis, you honor me with your presence." Marwyn greeted them, putting down his book and quill.

"Away with the pleasantries, mage; my grandmother wishes to see the White Walker." Stannis did not like how Robert had let the man go unpunished after his brazen crime and made it known to the Archmaester.

"Of course, of course, this way." Marwyn didn't let the hostility bother him.

He had more important things to do.

Rhaelle shuddered, feeling cold even though they were deep underground. "Her mere presence severely cools the air and smothers flames, so we need to keep the heart well kindled all the time." Marwyn gestured to the men constantly feeding the flames.

There were several fur coats in the entrance, and Stannis took one for himself, handing another to Rhaelle.

"What happened to her leg?" The creature, bound to the cage as it was, had one leg missing.

"Robert's work smashed it to a pulp, and it had to be cut." Most people would find less fatal ways of entertainment, but not his brother.

"Dragonrider." Her voice was like the cold that cut through the skin, and her hatred was palpable.

"I can smell it. You carry his accursed blood."

Rhaelle smiled. This creature of myth and legend, said to bend the ice to her will and raise the dead, prophesied to bring an end to all life, was rendered powerless like a newborn. "Accursed? Because he broke you like a twig?"

That silenced the White Walker, and she closed her eyes.

"We try to discover what other weaknesses the Others have. The results have been promising so far." This was the kind of scholarly work Marwyn had been searching for all his life, and he had found it far from the Citadel.

"I shall leave you to your work then; the cold is making my knees ache." Rhaelle had seen enough.




"Lady Rhaelle." Delena curtsied to the elder of House Baratheon, who waved her away.

"Either call me Grandmother or just Rhaelle. We are family now, and I won't have it when we are alone." There was only Stannis, his wife, and her in the room right now, and she preferred to keep all the courtly manners when not alone.

Delena agreed, knowing better than to argue against her. "As you wish, grandmother."

"I did not want to ask with Marwyn present, but is he truly a sorcerer?"

Having a sorcerer would not be the weirdest thing in Asgard.

"Robert says he lit up a Valyrian glass candle, but the maesters did not let him do more. If he can actually do it, we might be able to see how the fleet is doing." All the Seven's teachings about sorcery forgot to mention how convenient it would be to speak and see things over such long distances.

Stannis would once again not make a noise about it.

"He certainly collects the most interesting of people." Rhaelle chuckled.

The dwarf of Casterly Rock, a smuggler turned knight, brother of the man he killed in a trial by combat, a man called the Mage, the giants, and the Children of the Forest.

What else was next? She could not wait to see.






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The sky over Pyke was dreary; barely any sunlight pierced through the thick, smoky clouds, and the soldiers of Asgard were tired.

"You think it's dead?" Ser Davos asked, poking the kraken with the tip of his sword.

Sandor grunted. "I fucking hope so."




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Chapter 58 - Another One Bites the Dust New
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The Island of Pyke

The sky over Pyke was dreary; barely any sunlight pierced through the thick, smoky clouds, and the soldiers of Asgard were tired.

"You think it's dead?" Ser Davos asked, poking the kraken with the tip of his sword.

Sandor grunted. "I fucking hope so."

Because if it was not, then those flying lizards better be ready.

The creature's size belied all reason. Even Balerion the Black Dread could not hope to match it, yet it lay dead on the shores of Pyke.

After the fog had dispersed, and the kraken was no longer in sight, Davos had led the men to Pyke, where the remaining Ironborn had docked. The land was safer than the seas with that monster out there, and Pyke was the closest.

Whoever summoned the creature could not control it, and the remaining Ironborn fleet was hit harder than they were.

Still, losing twenty ships out of eighty was not a small loss.

The Ironborn, weary, terrified, and weakened further, surrendered when the dragons landed on the island, leaving Davos and Sandor to take them all as prisoners without a fight.

Not that there were many left.

Balon and Victarion Greyjoy were caught, but Euron had tried to escape, only to be caught by one of the longships Asgard had confiscated from the Ironborn.

The madman had fought tooth and nail, killing three men, but a blow to the head with a shield had sent him down. His crew knew the battle was lost and dropped their weapons.

While the Ironborn were being chained up, the kraken had been washed ashore, alive, but only for a short while before it stopped moving.

It had given them quite the scare, and even though it did not seem to be alive, the men kept away from it.

"Do you think he is alive?" Ser Davos asked his compatriot, who shrugged.

"The kraken is dead." Again, hopefully.

"How is he going to get out of it?" The fucking thing was large enough to crush Harrenhal if dropped on top of it, and Sandor didn't see a door anywhere near it.

"I don't know." Davos didn't even know how Lord Robert had killed the monster.

"Ser Davos, what should we do now?" One of the commanders who had been charged with the prisoners came to ask.

"We rest. The Ironborn are defeated, but the men are tired. Give them two rations."

"Yes Ser."




The Ironborn, mainly the Greyjoys, were being rowdy. Balon and Victarion had started berating Euron for convincing them to attack Asgard and for his failure with the kraken.

Euron was just as fiery, shouting back how if they weren't so weak willed, they could have succeeded.

"Go silence them." Sandor said to the giant, who only listened because he had been told to.

Wun Weg Wun grunted, finishing his food and taking his club.

He walked to the prisoners, and the guards moved out of his way. Slamming his club on the ground, Wun Weg Wun roared. The giant's voice carried across the camp, and Victarion's long hair fluttered.

The noise left more than one Ironborn's ears ringing.

"Quiet." The giant warned after raising his Valyrian steel club to his shoulder, and the Ironborn fell silent.

"That's so fucking fun to watch."




Next Day

"Where is your lord now?" Euron taunted Ser Davos and Sandor, who were counting the number of prisoners, as well as seeing what other Ironborn nobles they had taken prisoner.

Sandor backhanded Euron, his gauntlet splitting the madman's lip open. "Trying to find his way out of your monster after he killed it."

Euron laughed, uncaring of the throbbing in his face. "Sounds to me that the mighty Robert Baratheon finally died."

Obelisk, the largest of Lord Robert's dragons, was walking around the prisoners, as if patrolling them from the ground, and snorted at the Greyjoys, his hot, stinking breath warming up the shivering pirates unintentionally.

"Why don't you say that to his dragons? They are smart enough to understand." Davos gestured to the beast that was watching them before it walked away.

Sandor snorted, nudging the bastard with his leg. "Dragon got your tongue, Crow's Eye?"

Euron did not answer.

"It's moving." "Seven save us." "Run, run for your lives." The camp suddenly turned into a whorehouse in a sacked city.

The reason for it was the kraken's bulging flesh, as if something was trying to claw its way out.

As if it were alive.

"The kraken is alive, the kraken is alive! Rise and fight, you fools." Euron screamed with glee, trying to rouse the broken reavers.

Sandor pulled his sword, looking around for the dragons. "Fuck. What do we do now?"

"Run behind the dragons?" Slifer was up in the sky, but Obelisk, who was still on the ground, did not seem concerned.

The Ironborn prisoners began to rise, trying to get out of their bindings, ready to attack, and the Asgardian guards, stuck between having to choose whether to flee or fight, were unable to stop them.

Just as the reavers were about to heed Euron's call and fight, believing that victory was at hand with the kraken alive, their hopes were dashed when a sword burst through the monster's hide.

Frozen in the middle of their celebration, the Ironborn watched with fear as the sword carved an opening in the kraken, and out came Robert Baratheon.

Covered in viscera from head to toe, his hair had been dyed dark green due to his missing helmet, and the Lord of Asgard reeked of something foul.

However, he was grinning, unbothered by the smell and the guts he was covered in.

"That was fun, we should do this again."

The stiffness in Davos' legs disappeared, and he slowly sat down to avoid the embarrassment of falling.

"Fucking hell." Sandor sheathed his sword, trying to calm his heart.

"What? Did something happen?" Robert looked around for any sign of danger but saw nothing of the kind.

"Nothing, my lord. We are just glad to see you well."

"And I see you captured the Ironborn in my absence." The said pirates slowly knelt on the ground again, their spirit ground to dust and thrown to the sea.

The kraken flesh bulged again, exactly where Lord Robert had carved his way out, and something screeched.

"How many of these things do I have to kill for fuck's sake?" Robert groaned, facing the opening.

Through it, a creature on two legs came out. It was grey, had a shell like a lobster with a giant crusher claw and a smaller pincher claw, and several legs jutting out of its torso. Its head was relatively small, with two feelers on top and a small mouth.

It charged at Robert, who just sighed in weariness. Grabbing both claws, he kicked the creature on the chest, using his reach to force it back, while pulling both claws to himself.

The shell crunched, and both claws were torn off, spraying green blood everywhere, and the creature reeled back in pain.

Robert stabbed both claws down its neck, piercing through the chest, and grabbed the head with one hand and twisted it off, throwing it away.

"Well, I smell like shit, and I am starving. Someone draw me a bath and get me food."




Robert was vigorously scrubbing his body to get the smell of the kraken's guts and blood out.

"My lord, may I come in?" Davos called out, and Robert dropped the loofah and just relaxed in the wooden tub.

"I am still bathing; either wait or speak through the door."

"As you wish. What are your orders now? I let the man rest yesterday; we are ready to move to the keeps."

"Send messengers to each castle. The Ironborn can surrender or die; there will be no other course of action."

"Aye."

"Did you find the dragonbinder?" He needed to find it to break whatever spell was keeping Ra bound to the ground.

"Aye, it was on Euron Greyjoy's new ship. What should we do with it?"

That was one less problem he had to deal with.

"I'll handle it as soon as I stop smelling like raw sewage."

"I'll leave you to it then." Davos left, and Robert continued his scrubbing.




Bathed as he might be, Robert could still smell the stench of the monster, though it might just be him since no one else did.

Dressed in clean clothes while his armor was boiled in hot salt water, Robert sat on a chair before the prisoners.

"Bring Euron over here, will you?" Robert waved his hand to Sandor, and the scarred man dragged the pirate who had started all this trouble.

With dried blood covering his face and hair, Euron was thrown in front of him. Looking at the reaver, Robert lifted his head, using his feet to push the bastard's chin up. "You know what, Crow's Eye, rejoice, for you actually managed to bother me."

He let go, having a more important matter in his mind. "How did you summon the kraken?"

Euron did not answer, and Sandor wrapped his hand around the pirate's hair, forcing his head back. "No? Not going to speak?"

"Does anyone know how he summoned the kraken?" Robert asked the other prisoners, but none seemed to be interested in coming forward.

"Not even if I threaten you with removing your cocks?" That got a few reactions from the prisoners, but otherwise, no one spoke.

Whether it was because they didn't know or did not want to say, Robert didn't know, but he wasn't going to bother with mutilating the Ironborn.

"Tough crowd."

"Then again, I suppose it is for the best if that secret dies with you." Robert's hand was on Euron's throat so fast that the Greyjoy couldn't see it. Lifting the bound pirate up, Robert's right punch broke through the ribcage, stabbing the heart and the lung, and ripped something out.

"I did promise that I was going to rip your heart out." Blood leaked from the side of Euron's mouth, and Robert threw the corpse away like it was garbage.

"Good riddance." One of the Ironborn muttered.

"Ah, Victarion. Hating your brother for fucking your salt wife." That got a chuckle out of the men.

Recognizing Victarion Greyjoy wasn't hard, as his description of being built like a castle did him justice.

Ignoring the glare, he turned to the other man carrying the kraken sigil, the head of House Greyjoy, Balon, who looked like an ugly baby who had his first taste of lemon.

"And of course, Balon the Fool. Following Euron around like a dog. Why, one might think he rules and you obey." The ugly worm kept his head down, since there was nothing he could say to the victor.

Robert scratched his head, trying to remember a name. "There was another one, Aeron, I think. Where is he?"

"Dead, my lord." They had found his corpse washed ashore, and he was dumped with the rest to be burned.

"Right, I want his head to be sure; something is wrong with him, and I don't want a Greyjoy running around." That bastard seemed to be favored by something, though whether it was their god or something eldritch like the kraken, he did not know.

"At once, my lord." Davos didn't know why exactly but was sure Robert had a good reason and ordered two men to find Aeron's corpse and take his head.

"Have you sent the messengers?" With all the lords dead or taken prisoner, Robert wondered if it would be women who came to speak.

"Aye, with plenty of guards."

"Good."

There was a commotion at the other end of the camp where the kraken's corpse rested. "What the hell are they doing now?"

The dragons were waiting at the wound he had carved up as his exit, and he understood why when the irritating screech of those lobster monsters came.

Another one, near identical to the corpse his men had burned, came out with claws swinging out, only to stop in front of the dragons.

Smelling the creature, Obelisk must have liked it because he brought down his front claw, smashing it to the dirt. The shell was pulverized, but that didn't stop the dragon from lifting the ugliest lobster he had seen to his mouth to eat it.

The dragon's maw further broke the shell, as if he were eating the world's crunchiest cornflakes.

And another one came out, this time going to Slifer, who just flicked it to the air with his tail before snapping his jaws around the monster.

The sight soured Davos' face and stomach. "My lord, should they be eating those?"

"I don't really care. At least we don't have to deal with them."

"What of the kraken's corpse?" If that thing began to rot, then they would have to leave Pyke before something happened.

"I'll have it burned, but we might need to move the camp away first so the men don't have to stomach the stench."

"Now, for the dragonbinder." Robert clapped his hands, and two men dragged the dragonbinder Euron had used on Ra.

Much like the dragon, the horn had black squiggly lines moving over it, as if shadows were dancing in the light.

"Wun Weg, give me your club."

The giant huffed, passing the club, which was as tall as Robert and wider than him at the base.

Dragging the horn away from the men, Robert raised the giant piece of Valyrian steel and brought it down with a shout.

The horn gave out, crushed to dust, but the magic in it reacted violently, creating a shock wave that rebounded the club, leaving a dent on the surface, which should have been impossible.

A shadowy wisp, roughly the shape of a man, flew out of the broken pieces, screeching like a creature of darkness exposed to the light.

"Seven preserve us."




Asgard

"Lord Tyrion, something is wrong with the dragon."

"For the love of…" Tyrion dropped his quill, accidentally knocking over the ink bottle, and ran to the warehouse, with Stannis and Rhaelle following him.




Inside the warehouse, Ra was on his feet, pacing around, flexing his wings. The handlers were worried that something might have angered the creature and had left him alone out of fear.

"My lords, the dragon is restless."

"Open the doors." Stannis ordered.

The handlers pulled the gates open, and Ra came out snarling around, though at no one in particular.

"Look at the wings." Rhaelle pointed with her cane.

The black lines that had grounded the golden dragon were fading, and Ra was getting ready to fly, no doubt.

Tyrion sighed. Thank goodness there was nothing wrong with the dragon. "Lord Robert has succeeded then."

As the dragon continued the pace around, the lines fully disappeared, and he flexed all four of his wings.

The dragon took off following an earth-shattering roar and flew to the west, to the Iron Islands.





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"Can you make poor and rocky soil into a fertile one?" Maybe this could solve two problems with one move.

"Indeed. However, it would require more magic than we have."

Robert looked at the kraken. If that thing wasn't magical, then what else? "Could you use the corpse of a kraken?"

There was silence for a while, as the figures on the other side took their time to absorb the implication.

"A … kraken?" Leaf's voice was excited for some reason.

"Yes."

"It has never been considered before, but it is a creature of old magic, and it should be possible, very likely, even." That sounded like music to his ears.

They would have no reason to consider using the corpse of a kraken, but now, they had one. "That's what I like to hear. I'll send a ship to bring you and any other Child of the Forest you need to come here."




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Wow. Euron actually shuts up. Think he has a moment of sanity before his little heart issue?

edit: Auto corrupt puts shits up instead of shuts up. Both work good... I am conflicted. I don't know weather I should praise it or curse it still.
 
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Chapter 59 - Candles and Corpses New
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The Island of Pyke

Each and every single keep on the island had surrendered without a protest. Why?

The kraken was dead, and there were two very violent dragons on the island. The only resistance the Ironborn could put up would be the time it takes for the castle stones to melt.

Robert, sitting on a chair, surveyed the Ironborn nobles brought before him. In addition to the men, he had the women of highest station in each keep summoned, as punishment differed for each gender.

Clapping his hands to get their attention, Robert began to lay down his verdict. "We had a fun ride. Euron, whose heart I tore out with my bare hands, convinced you army of fools to attack Asgard, as if his dragonbinder could stop me."

"Then, he went and somehow summoned a kraken, which was kind of impressive, but you see how that ended." Robert waved his hand at the corpse.

After the lobster monster he had killed, more and more came pouring out, which his dragons found delicious, and once their snack supply was out, they started eating the kraken.

It was too large for them to finish, which meant dragons had their food supply shorted out.

"Now, it is time for me to dish out your due punishment."

"We'll start with the men." Balon, who had gotten on his nerves, found himself accidentally smashed to a pulp by Wun Weg Wun, leaving Victarion to speak for House Greyjoy since Theon and Asha were too young to do so.

"Every grown Ironborn male has two choices before them. The first is the headsman's block." Robert pointed at the two wooden blocks with the executioners standing at the ready.

"The second is the Wall. Now, you might think you can go to the Wall and cause trouble there or attack the North after rebelling, and while I don't care what happens to that blasted wasteland, I'll be sure to burn down every single keep and settlement in the Iron Islands as retaliation."

The Watch would get the manpower it needed, while he would be rid of the Ironborn. Their families, mothers, wives, daughters, and sisters would be the insurance needed to keep them in line.

"Any males that are not considered men can either go to the Citadel to be of some use to the Seven Kingdoms or join the Faith of the Seven." Such as Theon and the other children in the islands.

"You mean to punish every man in the islands?" Victarion asked. They had fought and lost, and no matter how much it crushed his pride, he knew they would be punished.

Those that did not fight deserved no punishment, and the children of the nobles were usually taken as hostages to ensure the compliance of the house, not sent to the Citadel and the Wall altogether.

With no males left behind, who would take the titles and rule the houses?

"I mean to end the threat of the Ironborn, once and for all." There were gasps, and more than one Ironborn rose in defiance but was clubbed down by the guards.

"As for the women, any who wish can join the Faith of the Seven to become septas. Otherwise, you are all confined to this island, without any male to have children, and I figure in fifty or so years, there will be no more Ironborn."

No more raids, no more threats to maritime trade security, and no more slavery in the Seven Kingdoms, no matter what the Ironborn called it.

"Of course, you can always choose to die, no hard feelings." He didn't want to kill the women, defenseless as they were, but those that didn't wish to live this life could always take poison.

"Please, show mercy." A rather mature woman begged, which confused Robert.

"I am showing mercy. Why do you think you are alive rather than ashes now?" He pointed to the dragons who were feasting on the kraken's flesh.

"If there are any children born after the men are gone, any maiden that has not flowered yet will be taken away along with the child, and I'll burn the keep and everyone in it to the ground." Break the rules; he did not have to show mercy.

Robert continued to lay down his rules for the Ironborn, who had no choice but to sit down there and listen.




"My lord, what of the saltwives?" Davos asked as dozens of women were being given warm food, free from their captors with the children they had to bear.

Robert pitied them.

"If they have a home to go to, we'll help them get there. If not, we can take them to Asgard."

That was the best he could do.




Eradicating the Ironborn without outright killing everyone was a messy and time-consuming job that required constant oversight.

Sending a considerable number of Ironborn to the Wall would definitely end in a disaster, but as Ra and Slifer had slaughtered the most, there were barely two thousand left from the main force, and the rest weren't fighters.

"How is the Faith supposed to take all these women in?" Davos wondered aloud. The men who would take the black would be expensive for the Northern lords to feed and arm, but their numbers could not match the women, who had not been harmed by the war.

"Simple, really. I am going to make the Targaryens pay for it." The Lannisters, the Tullys, the Tyrells, and the Starks would have to pitch in to save their allies.

"May I ask how, my lord?" That was ambitious, to make the Crown and four of the great houses empty their coffers for the Ironborn.

"It takes around twenty-one days to travel from the Iron Islands to Asgard. With some simple sums, it becomes obvious that days after I left, the Ironborn knew that my city had no dragons to protect it." It was most likely Varys who had sent word to the Ironborn, but Robert could definitely use this to point fingers at the Targaryens.

And kill the eunuch too, of course.

"They were told." Sandor did not have the opportunity to think about how the squids knew that Asgard would be defenseless, but Robert's words made sense.

Robert pointed his index finger at Davos. "And who hates me more than the Targaryens and their allies?"

"None." Realization dawned on the smuggler turned knight.

The Crown had gambled heavily and lost.

That is, if they were the ones behind this scheme.

"You think they sent ravens to the Iron Islands? Yet none spoke of anything." Davos could not see any reason why the Ironborn would not sell their source out, if only out of spite.

Robert shrugged. "They can't prove it, or those that were told are dead with no one the wiser."

Chances are, Varys had somehow sent word to Euron, and with him dead and burned, there was no way to prove it.

However, there wasn't anyone else who would conspire in such a way against Asgard, and it wouldn't take long before the rest of the Seven Kingdoms thought the same.

"I'll spare them, in my infinite mercy, and they will be grateful enough to cover the costs the Ironborn will incur." The Targaryens were innocent, this time anyway, and would be spared, but Varys was going to find his chrome dome split open like a rotten egg.

"Or?"

"Or I won't even think of offering them the chance to surrender."




"My lord, Aeron Greyjoy's corpse is missing." The soldiers who had found the corpse in the first place came to report, and Robert just gave them a blank stare.

"Wow, it only took you three days to realize that?"

"Could someone have taken him?" Davos piped up, motioning for the terrified men to move aside.

Perhaps someone wished to send him off by the customs of the Drowned God?

"No, he is most likely alive and ran away before anyone took notice." Whatever resurrected Aeron Greyjoy was on his shit list now.

With his kiss of life, Aeron could quickly find himself a flock, and it would be up to him to chase the bastard.

"How? He was dead, I am sure of it." Davos, rather than desecrate a corpse, had searched for signs of life, since Aeron was a noble and would be worth more as a prisoner, but was convinced that the waters had taken his life.

"Because something brought that bastard back to life."

Any other day, Sandor would not have believed it, but Euron Greyjoy had summoned a creature from the depths of the sea, and if Robert said Aeron was revived, he knew it would be for the

"Their god?"

"Don't know, don't care. We'll see if he can be revived when I turn him to charcoal." Hopefully not. Then again, he might just keep Aeron as live target practice if he, in fact, kept getting resurrected.

"Send men, search everywhere. If he is not found, I'll make it your problem." Robert pointed at the men who had taken so long to realize that the corpse was missing.

"Sandor, find him. I don't care what you have to do."

The Hound grunted and left to carry out his task.




"I believe you had enough time to ponder. What will it be?" Robert, once again sitting on his chair, asked the gathered Ironborn nobles.

"You speak as if we have a choice." A woman spat out, and Robert did not give a fuck, to be honest.

"Dying with your dignity is one. I mean, can you imagine what someone like Tywin Lannister would have done to you?" Let his men ravage the women first and kill plenty of people, no doubt.

"I'll take the headsman's block. I am old; I'd rather die than spend the rest of my life in the North." An old man, who looked barely able to stand, spoke up.

"That's the spirit, old man. Off with his head."

"Anyone else?" The guards took the volunteer away, but no one else rose.

"I'll send my daughters to the Faith."

"So shall I." The women began to speak one by one, sealing the fate of their children.




Robert had a problem.

He did not anticipate the total population of the Iron Islands to be around half a million. His canon knowledge did not include any concrete numbers, except that of the ships and warriors the reavers could bring.

Thankfully, his men had thought Robert only meant to send the noble-born to the Wall or to the Faith, with a different idea in mind for the smallfolk.

Bullet dodged.

"What of the smallfolk, my lord? I can see no way to send them all to the Faith or the Wall." Of all the smallfolk Davos had seen in his voyages across the Seven Kingdoms, the common-born of the Iron Islands had to be the poorest.

Robert, on the other hand, had no idea what to do.

Separating half a million smallfolk into two and imprisoning men and women on different islands was one idea, but they were just too destitute to survive for long.

He might as well just kill them now to show mercy.

"My lord, my lord, can you hear us?" A voice, eerily similar to Tyrion's, yet as if he were speaking through a radio with heavy static, rang out of nowhere.

Robert raised his head from where he was looking at the ground to think. "Am I going mad, or did I just hear Tyrion's voice?"

He hadn't missed the dwarf enough for that.

Davos pointed a shaky finger to Robert's right. "That might be it."

A small, smoky figure, as if the remains of a ghost fading, stood there with a longer one next to it.

"Tyrion?" Robert asked to be sure.

The figure wavered, and the voice became just a bit clearer. "Aye, my lord. Marwyn managed to light up a candle."

"Huh. Good job. Say, is Leaf there?" Asgard had long-range communications now.

Suck it, world.

Another smoky figure appeared, a bit taller than Tyrion. "I am."

"Can you make poor and rocky soil into a fertile one?" Maybe this could solve two problems with one move.

"Indeed. However, it would require more magic than we have."

Robert looked at the kraken. If that thing wasn't magical, then what else? "Could you use the corpse of a kraken?"

There was silence for a while, as the figures on the other side took their time to absorb the implication.

"A … kraken?" Leaf's voice was excited for some reason.

"Yes."

"It has never been considered before, but it is a creature of old magic, and it should be possible, very likely, even." That sounded like music to his ears.

They would have no reason to consider using the corpse of a kraken, but now, they had one. "That's what I like to hear. I'll send a ship to bring you and any other Child of the Forest you need to come here."




Asgard

"My lord, did you kill a kraken?" Tyrion asked, exasperated. For the love of everything that was holy, could Robert Baratheon just not risk his life?

How did the kraken exist anyway?

"You can't see it?" Robert asked, and Tyrion just slammed his forehead on the desk.

"We barely hear your voice." Marwyn, who was keeping the candle in his hands, was beginning to tire, as using the candle was highly draining.

"Eh, connection issues. I did kill a kraken, an enormous, ugly one."

Leaf, more interested and less stunned, looked to be glowing in excitement. "Is it touching the seawater?"

"It is. Why?"

"As long as it is connected to the sea, the body will stay as it is. The sea is its domain, and there, it is nigh invincible." As in, there were no creatures that could contest it in water.

How Robert had felled a kraken, Leaf could not begin to imagine.

"Damn, now all I need is to find the missing Greyjoy, and this will be an excellent day."

The final part of his sentence fell off as Marwyn dropped the candle, sweating and heaving for breath.

"Well done, Archmaester Marwyn. You may go and rest."

"We didn't even tell him about the dragon."




"He did what?" Lady Rhaelle, who was inspecting the market, rubbed her back, which hurt as she had turned around too quickly.

"Killed a kraken." Tyrion, with the look of a dead fish and the voice of a man who had given up on all reason, repeated himself.

Rhaelle took a deep, deep breath to calm herself. "Did he send a messenger?"

"It was Marwyn; he actually lit up a glass candle, and we spoke to Lord Robert all the way from the Iron Islands. We weren't sure he could succeed, and as such, did not wish to disturb you." Which was a mistake, apparently.

Now, they just had to wait until Marwyn was rested to do it again.

"That boy will be the death of me." How do you even kill a creature of the seas when your dragons could not swim and their flames could not boil the entire sea?

Tyrion shook his head. "I disagree. He will be the death of every monster out there if he follows the same path."






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"What does he intend to do with the Ironborn?" Tywin asked, weary. He was getting truly and utterly tired with Robert Baratheon.

Could they not conduct a single Small Council meeting without his name passing around?

It burned his insides, swallowing the bitterness of the fact that they had to let Robert do as he wished, or face certain death.

Varys smiled. He knew Tywin would be interested in knowing the fate of the Ironborn. "The men are to be sent to Wall, and the boys either to the Citadel or the Faith. The women are to be kept in the islands, living their days imprisoned to their keeps." Robert's plans regarding the Ironborn were simple to learn, solely because the Asgardians were celebrating it.




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Him wielding weapons made out of monster parts seems on point
 

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