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Geek's Guide to Thriving in a Low End Fantasy World ( Robert Baratheon OC SI AU)

Chapter 60 - Sacrifice
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The Iron Islands

After the verdict had been given and heads rolled, Aeron Greyjoy had been caught and brought before him in chains.

"This bastard won't fucking die." Sandor spat, kicking the bound pirate in the head.

"Explain?"

"I stabbed him in the heart; he fell into water and woke up not long after."

Robert hummed, considering the situation. Something was keeping Aeron alive then. "Then there is a need for extreme violence."

He was just about to crush Aeron's head and have the corpse burned for good measure when the roar of a dragon from the distance stopped him. Since Obelisk and Ra were lounging around, it meant destroying the dragonbinder had freed his golden dragon.

Ra landed like a freight train out of control, barreling towards the kneeling Greyjoy, perhaps confusing him with Euron. Robert raised his hand, and the dragon stopped, leaving skid marks as he sat down on his hind legs.

The golden dragon leaned down, smelling the prisoner, and let out a roar.

"Enough." The dragon stopped once more, choosing to nuzzle Robert while he rubbed the dragon's head.

"That's not the one who tried to use you, buuut, he is going to die anyway, so have at him."

Ra snarled and, as if a child frustrated by a toy, picked Aeron Greyjoy up and slammed him to the ground over and over again, leaving a mess behind, before dropping the mangled human and burning the corpse.

Snarling at the ashes, Ra went to his expectant brothers.

"Let's see if he can come back from that."




Once the last adult Greyjoy was dealt with, Robert gathered the smallfolk to explain his plans, which concerned their future.

Dragons stood on all three sides of the crowd, with Robert at the front, and it was dead silent before he spoke.

"People of the Iron Islands, I have struck down your oppressors. They no longer rule these islands and are bound for either the Wall, the Faith, or the Citadel. And now, I shall bring you prosperity and turn these barren islands fertile."

"We do not sow!" An old commoner from the crowd shouted in defiance. Robert lowered his hand, smile gone, and took Sandor's helmet since his own was missing, nailing the bastard that had spoken out in the head.

Pointing for the helmet to be handed back, since it was way too valuable, Robert glared at the smallfolk. "Anyone else?"

Feet shuffled, people looked left and right, but no one dared to speak. That old man was a fool anyway.

"If you maggots don't like my kind words, I can be very fucking harsh. Do you want that?" Robert surveyed the crowd, seeking any signs of further defiance.

"Thought so."

Taking a deep breath to calm down, he continued. "Now, I shall make these islands fertile, so you can grow crops for yourselves and not starve to death. Of course, I will be taking six of every ten crops, fruit, and everything else you grow."

The smallfolk faltered in disbelief.

That was actually less than what their overlords took.

"Henceforth, you are under my protection, and as such, will obey my rules. No more reaving and raiding, no more iron price, and the worship of the Drowned God is forbidden." He didn't care who they worshipped, as long as it wasn't the Drowned God or the fucking R'hllor.

A man, who looked like he could play Rasputin in a mummer's show, raised his fist, screaming. "You cannot do this."

"Right, I forgot about you guys," Robert groaned, turning to Sandor. "Gather the men, kill all the priests, and burn down their temples." Sandor nodded, unsheathing his sword, and chased the escaping priests with soldiers right behind him.

The crowd panicked, but Obelisk put them straight with a screech. Waiting for the smallfolk to listen again, Robert continued.

"Anyone who worships the Drowned God will have all their crops, catch, and livestock confiscated. Think of it like the price of going against me."

Henceforth that day, Robert's price would be known as the cost of a person's folly.




Davos watched the man behead the priest in the distance. "Killing the priests, my lord? That might cause the smallfolk to revolt." Any other holy person, he would be outraged, but they were the priests of the Drowned God, and in his opinion, a good worshipper of that foul god was a dead one.

Robert considered it for a second, shrugging in apathy. "Then I kill them all, and we go home."

Ah well, this was for the best. "I must say, turning the Ironborn smallfolk to farmers must be the greatest insult to their way of life. Not only are they going to sow, but they'll also have to give you a tithe." The Ironborn, who always claimed to be paying the Iron Price, would now be paying the price of attacking Asgard.

Forever, if Lord Robert had anything to say about it.

"And we solve Asgard's food problem for the foreseeable future."

"Indeed."

Robert laid down on his specially made beach chair, arranging the large umbrella for perfect shade in this sun. "I am going to take a nap; you are in charge."

"Aye, my lord."




Harlaw was not the only island, and Robert would have to repeat his speech several times. There were murmurs and objections, of course, but they were swiftly put down, permanently.

Robert was pleased with the progress.

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King's Landing

Red Keep


"Lord Varys, if it is about him, I don't wish to hear it." Just the implication of Robert gave him a headache these days.

"As you command, Your Grace." Varys bowed, only rising when King Rhaegar left the council room.

Tywin, however, was not willing to ignore the word the spider had brought. "Speak, Lord Varys."

"What of the king, my lord Hand?" He did not care either way and was just acting as the concerned Master of Whispers.

"I will speak to his grace later."

"There are rumors in Asgard that Euron Greyjoy summoned a kraken to fight Robert Baratheon's host, a creature of the sea massive enough to swallow an entire fleet by itself." Varys hoped it wasn't actually true, because at the rate Robert was claiming feats, he would have to stop the attempts to kill him for fear that the Lord of Asgard might come after him.

Screams of denial, that it was just the lies of Asgard to prop up their lords, but deep in their hearts, they knew better.

The Dowager Queen raised her hands in prayer. "Seven protect us. How?" Dragons were one thing, but first demons, and now a kraken, a creature that should have been nothing more than a legend?

How in the name of all that was good did Euron Greyjoy summon a kraken to do his bidding?

"None knows, except that it is dead now and lies on Harlaw's shore."

"Let me guess, Robert did it?"

"Indeed, by leaping into the creature's mouth, fighting through an army of monsters that were living inside the kraken, and carving its heart."

"He gets exiled to Essos and comes back with dragons. He goes to Valyria, comes back with the corpse of a demon and the entire wealth of the ancient dragonlords. He flies beyond the Wall and returns with giants and the Children of the Forest under his command, not to mention the fucking White Walker. And now, this." Daeron was about to lose his sanity.

Melisandre's offer became more and more enticing each day.

"What does he intend to do with the Ironborn?" Tywin asked, weary. He was getting truly and utterly tired with Robert Baratheon.

Could they not conduct a single Small Council meeting without his name passing around?

It burned his insides, swallowing the bitterness of the fact that they had to let Robert do as he wished, or face certain death.

Varys smiled. He knew Tywin would be interested in knowing the fate of the Ironborn. "The men are to be sent to Wall, and the boys either to the Citadel or the Faith. The women are to be kept in the islands, living their days imprisoned to their keeps." Robert's plans regarding the Ironborn were simple to learn, solely because the Asgardians were celebrating it.

"Lord Varys, are you telling us he is destroying the nobleborn of the Iron Islands?" Mace tried to hold his smile in.

The Ironborn targeted the North and Westerlands more than the Reach, but they plagued his lands too. Hearing that the Ironborn were to be history? That pleased him, just as it did the rest of the court.

They all agreed that the Ironborn were useless, and if Robert wished to eradicate them, no one was going to raise their voices.

Prince Aegon, silent until now, raised a point they were all missing. "How did word reach you so quickly?"

If Robert reached the Iron Islands in the expected time, it would have been mere days ago, not nearly long enough for Varys to know the happenings in the isles.

"Due to something that is just as impressive as the existence of the kraken, my prince. An archmaester named Marwyn, called Mage by his fellows in the Citadel, has lit up a Valyrian glass candle and spoken to Robert Baratheon all the way from Asgard." It was definitely worse for Varys, because you could not track the glass candles like you might do to a letter, and it gave Robert a leverage unmatched by anyone.

He could command men across the battlefield instantly and learn what was happening across the Seven Kingdoms and Essos in the blink of an eye. Just knowing how the markets moved would make him a fortune.

"Could this get any worse?" Daeron broke through the shocked silence.

Too bad for the Targaryen prince; he wasn't aware of Murphy's law.




Iron Islands

Harlaw


Weeks after Marwyn had contacted them first, Robert and his army were busy asserting their control over the islands and destroying the worshippers of the Drowned God. With several days between, Marwyn had used the candles three times, and Asgard had learned of what had transpired in the Iron Islands and Robert's plan to punish the Ironborn.

Right now, however, they were sitting around the campfire, eating luncheon.

"Then, he took one of the priests and began to beat the rest of them to death with him. That grown man screamed like a little girl the entire time before he fainted." Sandor regaled him with the tale of the attack on the last temple, where the priests had dumped scalding water on the giant to deter him from attacking.

Good thing he had a tower shield.

Robert's laughter was a booming roar, slapping his knee as the giant grinned in satisfaction.

"Well done." Robert praised the giant. It was so funny watching him slap the unruly Ironborn around like toys.

A soldier ran up to him, kneeling. "My lord."

"What is it?"

"Two ships, my lord, carrying the trading company's sigil." Goddamnit, he should definitely get a sigil for himself one of these days.

The trade company's logo wouldn't do.

"Must be Leaf and the others. Bring them here once they land."




Leaf and the children, once they landed, made a beeline for the kraken, ignoring Robert and the others. They first watched the kraken's still form, speaking in their mother tongue, and Leaf eventually moved.

She touched the corpse, eyes closed in concentration, before shuddering and letting go.

"This one is old, as old as the seas. How did you slay it?" Leaf's words made Robert feel bad.

He just killed a living relic, one that deserved to be in a museum.

Hmmmmm.

If it was that old, could there be more out there? Maybe he could keep one as a pet?

Shrugging, Robert pointed at the hole he had carved to leave the kraken's insides. "I jumped in its mouth and went for the heart."

Leaf bent her head, considering. "I suppose that would do it." She understood that it was vital to not think too much about Robert's way of doing things, lest they go mad.

"Can you use it to make these islands into farmland?" Otherwise, he was just going to burn the corpse and take the bones to Asgard.

Somehow.

"Not us, but this can." She brought out a seed, carefully wrapped in a piece of cloth.

Robert scratched his head, looking at the white seed. "Weirwood tree?" Didn't they grow with saplings?

Leaf shook her head. "Nay. This is something older, its name lost to time, but we can feel the life in it. If this seed blooms, then so will the Iron Islands." The seed was a leftoverfrom their ancestors, and all its knowledge, except how to bloom it, was lost to them when the men began to slaughter the Children of the Forest.

And now, it was the act of a man who would allow the seed to bloom.

"My lord, perhaps this could be used elsewhere?" Davos cautioned. The distance between the Iron Islands and Asgard was not short, and something this valuable would make the islands a target.

"Any idea how to move the kraken?" Robert asked the captain because he did not have any idea.

Davos looked at the corpse. "None."

That was that. "Then we are doing it here."

"We must prepare first." Leaf said, and Robert left them to it.




Watching the children prepare for whatever it was they were about to do was an educating affair. They first requested that one of the tentacles be moved inland as far as possible so the seed could bloom away from the sea.

It was tough, but doable. Securing one tentacle with ropes and chains, men, dragons, and a single giant pulled it inland, Robert leading them by pulling a rope at the front.

Then, they carved some sort of ritual circle on the flesh of the kraken, using an obsidian knife with runes on it, and finally, put the seed in the middle, with each Child of the Forest cutting their finger, allowing a single drop of blood to drop on the seed.

The men, disturbed by the sight, were glad to pull back once Robert ordered them so, standing at the front to watch the children in wonder.

They knelt before the circle, singing a song that set the air alight with life.

The seed began to glow with a kaleidoscope of colors, eventually settling on white, and it shot up to the sky.




Across Westeros, the godswood began to experience a sudden growth, with weirwood trees affected the most, sprouting new, glowing branches that eventually died down, scaring the daylight out of the poor sods who witnessed it.

Brandon Stark, who was just trying to get away from his father's demands for a while, was wounded on the head when a new tree shot out of the ground like a spear, throwing him away.

Beyond the Wall, in the Land of Always Winter, the sound of the howling winds was drowned out by the scream of outrage.






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The glowing seed began to suck the kraken up like a really long and thick noodle, leaving behind only the horns and rows of teeth.

The eerie white glow intensified, and the seed burrowed itself into the ground, guided by the magic it was exhibiting, no doubt, and the ground shook.

As the whole crowd jiggled on their feet, trying not to fall down, the earth split open, and a tree taller than Wun Weg grew up in an instant.

Its shimmering green bark and golden leaves definitely gave it a magical appearance.

"Good show, jolly good show." Robert praised, awed, and clapped at the sight of magic.




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Chapter 61 - Tree Mother
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Iron Islands

Harlaw


The glowing seed began to suck the kraken up like a really long and thick noodle, leaving behind only the horns and rows of teeth.

The eerie white glow intensified, and the seed burrowed itself into the ground, guided by the magic it was exhibiting, no doubt, and the ground shook.

As the whole crowd jiggled on their feet, trying not to fall down, the earth split open, and a tree taller than Wun Weg grew up in an instant.

Its shimmering green bark and golden leaves definitely gave it a magical appearance.

"Good show, jolly good show." Robert praised, awed, and clapped at the sight of magic.

The men had found it more unsettling than impressive, sending prayers to the Seven.

Leaf approached the tree, kneeling at its base, head touching the trunk, and her sisters joined her soon, gathering around the tree. Robert waited to see what they were doing, but something more interesting happened.

A daisy grew in front of his right foot, and patches of grass began to brighten the dreary and barren land of Harlaw.

Beneath the land, the rocks were crushed to dirt, and the roots of the tree turned the steep, rocky coasts flat, thickening the soil. The tree itself even controlled the air, making it slightly more pleasant.

It all happened too slowly, of course, for the tree had just grown, but in time, the Iron Islands would be a paradise.




"It is both unsettling and comforting to watch." Davos touched one of the flower beds, still in disbelief that the brown and gray islands were slowly becoming a verdant green.

The tree responsible for this miracle was there, glowing when you gazed at it for long, with a comforting beauty.

The Children of the Forest were still gathered around the tree, undisturbed by the men.

"If there is an attack on the islands, what will we do? Asgard is too far away."

"Good question." He could station a dragon on the Iron Islands, but keeping the brothers away did not sit well with him.

Training the natives of the island was one idea, but they could not be trusted yet.

Leaf had finally left the tree, looking serene and at peace. "You do not have to worry. The mother tree will protect herself."

That earned her a round of disbelieving looks. "How exactly?"

"Her roots are strong, and the power of the kraken is at her command." Leaf seemed sure, and he would take her word for it.

"Good enough for me." Robert shrugged. He would still deploy men to the island as a precaution, but it saved him the trouble.

Davos cleared his throat. "Shall we send ships to bring farmers here?" Even their words showed that the Ironborn had no knowledge of how to farm.

"Good idea, we'll get families, pay them good gold, give them homes, and have them teach these fools how to farm." Gold was the best incentive to convince anyone to settle in these islands.




"The mother tree wishes to speak to you."

"She can speak?" He had heard back on Earth that talking to plants could help them grow better, but nothing about the plants talking back.

This ought to be fun.

Leaf, however, found it insulting.

"Give me a break; how am I supposed to know she was a magical tree that can talk?"




Touching Leaf's hand while she touched the bark, it did not take long before Robert found himself floating in a golden space, with only a bright, rainbow-colored orb in front of him.

Putting his right hand over his heart, Robert spoke with an exaggerated tone. "Ooooh, magical tree, what is thy wisdom?"

"What?" The voice was melodious, taken aback by the weirdness of the man.

"Are there any blue alien chicks out there?" Preferably ones that were hot.

"I… don't understand?" What was an alien? Why were they blue? What did the man mean?

Dropping the act now that he had confused the tree spirit, Robert was ready to talk business. "I'll take that as a no. What did you want to speak about?"

The spirit was silent, believing it was for the best to ignore the previous words. "I wished to thank you. My children tell me that it was your deeds that led to my blooming."

"You're welcome."

The mother tree, one without a name because she did not need it in her words, spoke of her own mother, cut down and destroyed by the creatures of cold as a part of their desire to destroy the Children.

Her kind had existed as long as magic had, mostly in the North, but after the pact between the men and the Children was broken and so many of them were dead, there was no way for the last seed to bloom.

Until now.

Now that she had bloomed, the spirit would keep the Iron Islands verdant and fertile, the perfect farm field, in return for the protection Robert would offer the Children.

A simple transaction where both sides won.

She, because Robert was going with that for the sake of avoiding complications, spoke of how her mother had made the frigid and cold North into a heaven for all—the children, the men, and the animals. The coming of the Andals and the war between the Northmen and the Children had reduced the North back to the frozen wasteland it was, and over time, snow had covered everything.

Now, she would make these islands the same, as long as they had peace.

This was history not mentioned anywhere else, and the chances are, none of these existed in the universe of the books he read. This world was becoming more and more fascinating with each day.

Too bad for those dumbasses, it was all left to Robert, and unlike them, he had the common sense to not let religious zealots destroy his hard work.




"Enjoy the North, maggots, and do tell Arthur Dayne that I said to go fuck himself with a rusty sword." Robert waved after the first ship heading to the Wall. The Iron Islands were so close to the North, yet the safest way to send the Ironborn to the Wall was to have them sail to Eastwatch-by-the-Sea.

Forcing thousands to march through the North would definitely end with most escaping without dragons to watch them, and sailing to the western part of the Wall would not be any better.

"I heard that it was actually you whom the Sword of the Morning tried to kill that day." These were rumors, of course, after Arthur Dayne had confessed to killing the king because he was mad and weak.

Most did not care enough to question, but there were some who insisted that Arthur Dayne had been forced to say it to not meet his end at the headsman's block.

Robert grinned. That was always fun to remember. "You heard right; I just turned the tables on them."

Sandor sniggered. "Making a kingslayer out of the greatest knight in the realm? Fucking hilarious." He never liked knighthood to begin with, and seeing someone like Arthur Dayne get humiliated was satisfying.

"Eh, I always preferred Barristan; he didn't need a fancy sword to kill all the people he killed." Then again, he didn't like anyone serving the Targaryens.

"I heard Ser Hasty is a rather experienced knight as well." Davos had heard the deeds of the man, perhaps not as great as Barristan Selmy, Gerold Hightower, or Oswell Whent, but he was pious.

"If Rhaegar didn't bring him to the Kingsguard because Bonifer Hasty and the Dowager Queen Rhaella were in love before, then my name isn't Robert." After a husband like Aerys, Rhaella must be happy to have her old flame back with her.

That startled Davos, whose eyes widened. "Kingsguard are sworn to not take wives or sire children; surely they cannot?" Those kinds of rumors would hurt the Targaryens, especially since Lord Robert was fond of humiliating them.

"Of course not; that doesn't mean they aren't sweethearts."

"What of you, my lord? Who will inherit Asgard when the time comes? Still wish to leave it to a nephew of yours?" Davos asked. Lord Robert flirted with females, sometimes even taking one to bed, but none of the ladies that sought him out had found success.

It left Asgard's future uncertain.

"Eh, I am not dying anytime soon, and the world is a big place. I might just find the kind of woman I seek." If not, he could always marry Rhaella Targaryen, just to make Rhaegar call him good-father.

That would be hilarious, no matter how unlikely.

"My lord, can you hear us?" Robert rubbed his palms together. He was really starting to enjoy having long-range comms in a fantasy world.

Especially when you were the only one with it.

"There you guys are. How is it going back at home?"

"Same as always."

"I need you to find farmers willing to settle in the Iron Islands and teach the shits over here how to farm." He got straight to the point. The sooner these islands were on a track to be Robert's breadbasket, the better.

Another smoky visage appeared next to Tyrion. "Grandson, I assume your plan to make those dreary rocks arable worked?"

"Of course it did."




The North

Eastwatch by the Sea

A Month Later


Ser Maron Swann, the youngest son of Lord Swann, who had decided to serve Robert after leaving home, left the ship to speak to the man in charge.

"I am Commander of Eastwatch, Cotter Pyke. You brought men to the Watch?" Cotter looked at the ship, seeing hundreds of men chained with iron balls at their feet.

"That we did. By the orders of Lord Robert Baratheon, I am to have these Ironborn take the black." Cotter blinked, remembering the rumors of how Robert fucking Baratheon had slain a kraken and brought the Iron Islands down.

Hearing about nobles killing each other was Cotter's favorite rumor.

"How many do you have?"

"Over a thousand, with more to come." They were only constrained by the number of ships available, and as the Iron Islands settled, more would be shipped at once.

That was the greatest number of men he had ever seen come to take the black at once. "How many more?"

"Around ten thousand." But that was just too fucking many.

"What? We cannot take that many; we do not have the fucking supplies."

Maron pointed at the vessels at the back, acting as supply ships to keep the crews and the prisoners fed. "Lord Robert has sent goods seized from the Ironborn: food, clothing, fabric, weapons, drinks, and medicine. He has also sent a letter to the Crown for the same purpose."




King's Landing

Red Keep

The Small Council Chambers


Tywin put the letter back on the table, trying to reign in the fury swelling up inside him.

"He wants us to fund ten thousand Ironborn bound for the Wall? Is he mad? Why does he think we would agree because of our queen?" To Jon, if Robert wanted to send the Ironborn to the Wall, he should do it himself.

Tywin, already fuming inside due to Robert's outrageous letter, wondered for the thousandth time which part of his body Jon Connington used to think with. "Nay, because "one of you morons is responsible for sending word to the Ironborn, and if you don't want me to kill you all because I am too lazy to find the bastard, begin sending supplies to the Wall. Not that I should have to threaten you for it, because everyone knows I am the only defense line against the Night King and the Others." He read the part of the letter, the only one to see it after the king.

Rhaegar massaged his head, the mere mention of that accursed name setting his blood on fire. "Lord Varys, have you still not discovered who it was?" Whoever had flown word to the Ironborn, he would have him drawn and quartered.

"Unfortunately not, Your Grace." It was satisfying to deceive the Crown and the Small Council so thoroughly.

"Have supplies sent to the Wall. I am sure I can count on your generosity, my lords, to join House Targaryen in this endeavor." Rhaegar's eyes lingered on Tywin Lannister and Mace Tyrell longer than any other. With the gold mines of Casterly Rock and the fields of the Reach, they were the ones that could supply the most.

"House Tyrell will more than do its part in protecting the realm, Your Grace." Mace knew it was not a request but an order veiled as one.

Tywin, not to be outdone, pledged his support as well, spurring the rest of the Council to do the same.




The North

Winterfell


"Gods grant me patience." Rickard prayed, whispering to not be heard. The tidings brought by Robert's knight were ones that meant trouble for the North.

Brandon slammed his hand on the table, rising with a vengeance. "Ten thousand more men? If the Ironborn mutiny and take the Wall, we will be defenseless." Those bastards would let the Wildlings pass the Wall out of spite, and the North would be at war.

"Lord Robert has warned that he will burn down every single keep in the Iron Islands, with all the women and children inside, if the Ironborn at the Wall rebel or cause trouble." The knight said,

"That is cold comfort to the North if we have more than ten thousand outlaws." No man would wish to risk his wife and daughters that way, but the Ironborn were mad, and you couldn't predict what madmen would do.

The knight looked uncomfortable. "I have nothing else to say, Lord Stark; I am merely carrying Lord Robert's words."

"You may leave."

"Fucking bastard. I hope he falls off his dragon and dies." Brandon cursed, the only thing he could do against Robert.

"At least he sent supplies." Robert may hate the North, but he still knew that men would need to fill their bellies and keep warm to not rise in mutiny.




Stormlands

Asgard


After hearing Robert's orders, Tyrion had spoken to the men of several farmers waiting for housing in Asgard, offering to settle them in the Iron Islands, with homes, gold, and workers, in return for teaching the Ironborn how to farm.

Even the most ignorant of the smallfolk knew that you could not grow crops in the Iron Islands, which was the reason the Ironborn were reavers and pirates.

It took great effort and promises that if they could not grow crops in the Iron Islands after Lord Robert had promised so, they would be given housing in Asgard, all at the cost of the lord's coffers.

Tyrion made the promise, knowing it would be unnecessary.

Several families, desperate for a better life, took the offer, and with Asgard's new ships ready, they were loaded into them with livestock, horses, supplies, and everything needed to turn arable land to farms.






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Robert whistled, enjoying the sight before him.

With hair like fire, a toned body, a lovely but cold face, and deep brown eyes, the woman before him, dressed in a black robe with thick fur around her neck, was definitely one of the most gorgeous ones he had ever seen before.

"Tell me, my lady, what brings a beauty like you to Asgard?" He asked, holding out his hand. Reserved, the red headed beauty gave her hand as well, and Robert pressed a light kiss on her knuckles.



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The Iron Islands

Harlaw


The more time they spent on the Iron Islands, the more pleasant time passed, thanks to the mother tree. The weather warmed up, the winds slowed down, and the greenery spread.

Not only on Harlaw, but on the other islands too. The people were restless but too scared to do anything drastic.

That was before Robert ordered the recently arrived farmers to start working immediately. The smallfolk were clueless and hesitant to start farming before Robert slapped the belligerence out of a young man, and then they were all too willing.

All those people, however, could not just survive on farming alone, but fortunately, the mother tree would increase the yield of the sea as well.

More taxes for Asgard.

The smallfolk were also capable shipbuilders, which Robert would take advantage of by bringing shipwrights from Asgard to have more Pioneers built for his fleets.

Now, he just needed a capable governor for the Iron Islands. Preferably, someone with knowledge in farming and capable of holding the smallfolk in line.




It turned out to be two people. One, an old captain who knew his letters; the other, another old man, a farmer who had toiled in the fields of Reach. The captain was known for keeping even the unruliest of crewmembers in line, and the farmer was something of a go-to man for younger farmers whenever they faced a difficulty in the field.

The newly appointed Governor Stenmar and the Chief Farmer Alderys would work together, covering each other's weaknesses, while Robert would send more learned men to manage the islands.

Overall, it was an excellent campaign.




Finally done with the preparations, he was ready to return home, leaving most of the children to tend to the tree as they desired.

The horns of the kraken were loaded onto two ships bound together with chains and rope, dragged by several more ships as a trophy of his victory.

Which made two, and at this rate, he considered opening a gallery, displaying his trophies.

Robert's Gallery of Awesomeness sounded nice to the ear.




Having left Obelisk to protect the fleet, Robert made a beeline for Asgard, because he couldn't handle another three weeks of trailing the fleet.

Through the Riverlands, he flew over Hayford and King's Landing before heading to Asgard.

The reason he was over King's Landing was to leave an impression, more so than he already had.

Flipping the Targaryens while they watched from the ground, he went home.




Asgard

Ra was landing on the square when the excited citizens rushed to greet him.

Chants of "Robert! Robert!" were quickly getting louder, and he stood atop the dragon, raising both hands to the air, basking in the glory of the moment.

"People of Asgard. I have, once again, returned victorious in my greatness. The Ironborn shall no longer trouble anyone, for I have either killed or sent them all to the Wall, which is just as bad if you ask me."

The crowd laughed at his small joke before they continued cheering.




"My lord, welcome back. We wanted to greet you, but the people were too eager." Tyrion bowed his head, while Rhaelle fussed over Robert, checking him for any injuries.

"Can you blame them for having a lord like me?" Robert winked with a cocky smile.

His grandmother looked ready to twist his ear off but did not do it out of propriety. "You jumped into a kraken's maw, Robert?"

"And fought through an army of lobster monsters; let's not forget that part." Robert corrected Rhaelle, knowing he was on dangerous territory as it is.

"Of course, how could we?" She muttered, leaving him be. Her eldest grandson was incorrigible as always.

Pinching his grandmother's cheeks, Robert went to hug his brother after the old woman slapped his hands away. "Stannis and Delena, how are you two doing?"

"Good. Certainly nothing as interesting as your campaign has been." Stannis grunted as his brother finally released him.

Robert put Stannis in a headlock, giving him a gentle noogie. "Don't pout, Stannis, I'll take you with me next time."

Trying to wrench out of Robert's hold was impossible, even though Stannis was stronger than most men, but mercifully, he let go. "I would rather not."

"Brother, I hope you like the garden. I thought the keep could use it." Delena smiled.

"Oh, thank you for that. I wanted to actually make this place look better, but you saved me the work."




A feast would be customary, but Robert wanted to wait until the fleet returned. His first business back home was to visit the families of the dead men, those that had families at least, and relay his condolences.

Empty words weren't all he was going to offer, but also stipends for the wives and children if they had any, or for the parents. It would be until the children grew up and wed, and they would also be granted priority should they wish to work directly for Asgard, such as enlisting as soldiers or as clerks.

Provided they had the necessary qualifications, of course.

Victory was sweet, but meeting all those people and being unable to even give them bodies for burial? That was more bitter than anything else.




There was so much work to do, Robert dreaded to begin. Without him and Davos there, the work eventually piled up, and now, he had to make up for it.

Construction plans for neighborhoods for the waiting citizens, the fleet management, from the shipbuilding efforts to deciding the routes of the trade fleets, and the revenues from all his ventures.

The last part made him smile.

It wasn't a fortune by any means, since Asgard wasn't producing much yet, but it was the rate of growth that was impressive. The first trade voyage, which had barely made a five thousand gold profit, was doubled in the second and tripled in the third.

This exponential growth wouldn't continue, but the profits flowed straight into propping up the production centers and the guilds, and eventually, Robert would have Asgard where he wanted it.

And he didn't have to pay taxes, which was a bonus.

Calculating routes on the map, Robert slapped his forehead, remembering something. "Tyrion, send a letter to Harroway; I promised Rhydan Roote a bridge."

"A bridge?" Tyrion had heard rumors along those lines going around but was too busy with work, and none had brought it to his attention.

Robert tapped twice on where the Twins, the keep of House Frey, was. "To break the power of the Freys."

No one liked the Freys, and it wouldn't be outlandish to say Walder Frey was despised by a lot of nobles. "What shall I say?"

"Ask him how the preparations go; he was the one who had to gather the workers and the stone necessary. Have him send me the complete costs for now." Robert would calculate the costs to ensure there was no foul play, not that Rhydan struck him as the type.

Tyrion pulled out an empty parchment to pen the letter. "As you wish. But may I ask, why take such a stand against the Freys? Have they done something to displease you?"

"They are vultures; that is good enough for me. And we get to irritate your father since Genna Lannister is wed to a Frey." Tyrion smiled at the last part. While Tywin Lannister never liked his sister being wed to a Frey, the merchants of the Westerlands enjoyed free passage through the Twins.

This would definitely irritate his father.




The work was alleviated a bit, enough for him to dispense rewards and hear petitions. First in line was the resident mage, who earned his title now since he did something that had not been seen in centuries.

"Marwyn the Mage, I commend you on managing to use a Valyrian glass candle. This alone is an unmatched boon to Asgard. Now, I want you to find and teach acolytes how to do the same. In the meantime, I'll grant you a wish, as long as it isn't unreasonable." He offered, while two servants brought forward a staff with a body of Valyrian steel entwined around a white crystal at the top.

Marwyn rose, taking the staff with reverence. "You have already given me more than I hoped to ever find in life, my lord. My only wish is to continue my studies."

Oh well. "Very well, if you think of anything, you may ask again."




Once the theatrics were out of the way, Robert held in his hand the report of Marwyn's experiments on the White Walker.

She was weak to sounds too low for human ears to hear, and they could shatter the skin, leaving deep, painful wounds.

Dragonglass and Valyrian steel were already known weaknesses, but it turns out anything related to the fire affected them as well. If charcoal and ash touched the skin, they burned the White Walker, not enough to kill, but enough to weaken them.

To that end, Marwyn suggested gathering charcoal dust and ash to spread over the monsters should they attack the Wall.

Hundreds of substances, claimed to be magical one way or the other, were tried as well, but none had done any harm.

Except for the dragonbinder. Whatever magic the dragonlords of old imbued on it, just bringing it close to the White Walker caused her to contract in pain. Encouraged by this, Marwyn had exposed her to the dragonscales left behind by the siblings, and while her ice and cold could not harm them, the scales did nothing to her either.

Resorting to more holy means, the seven-pointed star had not produced any results, nor had the holy scriptures when held or read by common men.

When it was a septon, however, the White Walker was uncomfortable, even if she was unharmed.

Marwyn wished to test how she would do before the priest of R'hllor, but they were forbidden from entering Asgard.

Overall, the questions answered shed more light on the Faith of the Seven and the dragonlords than they did on the White Walkers.

Still, Robert was pleased.




Three days had passed since his arrival, and the bards of Valhalla, whom he usually kept around to play relaxing music, had brought him a song written for his latest victory.

"O slayer, o slayer,

Of monsters, of demons,

On the wings of dragons, he glided to the Doom.

Found a demon so foul, so cursed,

Its spawn puppeteered the dead.

Yet they fell once the strings were cut.

From the sky, he dove like an arrow.

Plunging his spear deep in the demon's chest,

Sailed against the reavers,

He found a beast so foul, so cursed,

A kraken of myth and tale,

Dove into its maw to save his faithful subjects

An army of monsters, he put to sword.

Deep in the belly of the beast,

He found its beating heart.

With a swing of his sword,

Vanquished it like shadows in the sun,

O slayer, O slayer

Long live Robert the Slayer."


Robert clapped loudly, very pleased with the results.




Tyrion slammed his hand on the table, breaking Robert out of his musings over the papers before him.

"What happened?"

"Cersei has escaped from the Silent Sisters, along with Lysa Tully."

"Huh, what are the chances she goes to the Free Cities and becomes a whore?" Cersei Lannister, the second coming of Saera Targaryen.

Then again, Cersei wasn't as smart as she thought, and Lysa, less so. The runaway ladies might just get themselves killed.

Either way, Tywin Lannister must be furious.

"Don't be so angry now. Cersei is sheltered. She has no way of earning coin, except for selling herself, and if she is stupid enough to not run away from Westeros, Tywin will find her."

"Even the Silent Sisters are too good for her."

"You know what, send out orders; if they are ever seen around here, have both of them hanged like common brigands."

"Gladly, my lord."




Robert whistled, enjoying the sight before him.

With hair like fire, a toned body, a lovely but cold face, and deep brown eyes, the woman before him, dressed in a black robe with thick fur around her neck, was definitely one of the most gorgeous ones he had ever seen before.

"Tell me, my lady, what brings a beauty like you to Asgard?" He asked, holding out his hand. Reserved, the red headed beauty gave her hand as well, and Robert pressed a light kiss on her knuckles.

"Trade." Her accent was rough, almost like Russian, and colder than her face.

He had no idea where it was from. "Your accent is unfamiliar."

"I come from Moraq." Robert racked his brain, remembering the maps, and knew Moraq was distant.

Really distant.

Perhaps a visit to the island nation was in order. "Ah, that is certainly unexpected."

"Everyone has heard of your deeds. Even Yi-Ti speaks of you, mostly to laugh." The woman did not seem to be warming up to him at all, and Robert took his seat again.

Robert covered his mockingly shocked mouth with his hand. "They laugh at me? My, I wish they were here to do it to my face."

"They don't believe your deeds are real, but I see they are." The woman admitted begrudgingly, and Robert knew this would go nowhere.

Still, it wouldn't do if he did not take the shot. "Would you like to hear it in private? I am even having the horns of a kraken brought to Asgard."

"My ship departs soon; I must leave." The woman bowed, and Robert shrugged. Ah well, nothing to do about it now.

"Great, Robert Baratheon, spurned by a woman. This is the second time, I believe?" Tyrion coughed to hide his laughter as he entered the room. He knew Robert wasn't the type to make an issue out of jests like these.

"And I actually liked her. This sucks." This woman blew any he had seen before out of the water, and in the meantime, he threw a jab at Lyanna Stark too.

The first time his handsome face failed him.

"What did they come to trade?" What did Moraq have to offer?

Tyrion searched through the papers in his arms. "Furs, trinkets, weapons, and silk."

So nothing out of the ordinary.

"Speaking of silk, how do our trees fare?" They kept the business itself secret; there was no need for competition in Westeros.

"We are having mulberry trees dug out and moved carefully to Asgard, but it costs great coin. The saplings will take years to grow, and the workers are waiting for the moths to lay eggs." Tyrion reported, keeping a close eye on the groove, under the guise that Robert Baratheon liked mulberries too much.

Otherwise, even with how discreet they were, there would be questions about why Asgard needed so many mulberry trees.

Robert leaned back. "Ah, time, one of the few things I can't buy with coin."

He didn't have time to think much about the woman, busy as he was.




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Tyrion was puzzled.

"What exactly is an advancement fair, my lord?" Robert's explanation for his next task left him confused, because it was common for half of his words to not make sense.

Robert brought his fingers together, tapping them in a rhythm, looking at the ceiling as he thought about how best to explain this. "Tell me a tool that would make your tasks easier."

Curious to see where this was going, Tyrion considered his options. "Perhaps a quill that did not run out of ink so quickly?" When you had to work as much as him, constantly filling your quill began to grate on his patience.




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Robert waited in the docks as the fleet approached, having been slowed down by the special cargo.

Obelisk, on the other hand, landed next to him, scaring the people away, nuzzling Robert with his head before he sent him off to his brothers.

"Davos, Sandor, and Wun Weg, welcome back."

"My lord. I hope you are well."

"Meh, it's the same. Go find your families and rest; don't forget to bring them to the feast."




Sandor, having no family and no desire to rest since he has been on a ship for so long, stuck with Robert while the singular, crown-like horns were carried from the ships by dragons.

Manpower would work too, but it would take too long. Instead, the horns were chained from three places, allowing the dragons to lift and fly it all the way to the top of the cliff where the demon's corpse hung.




Generous as he was, Robert spared no expense for the feast. This one wasn't for the nobles, but for the families of the dead and the men who had gone to the Iron Islands with him.

Chicken, duck, goose, lamb, beef, exotic fruits and all kinds of vegetables, bread, chocolate cakes, which were quickly becoming a signature dish of Asgard, and different kinds of wine from all across the Seven Kingdoms were served.

The giants and the Children of the Forest, at least the ones that remained in Asgard, were in attendance too.

Foodstuffs were distributed all across the city, because tonight, everyone would eat like kings.

Demolishing his roasted duck, Robert cleaned his hands and mouth, rising with the wine glass in his hand. Dressed in his regal attire with a clean-shaven face, he, as always, cut an extremely dashing figure.

The hall fell silent; the people put down their utensils and stopped eating, listening to their lord with rapt attention.

"People of Asgard. Tonight, we celebrate our victory over the Ironborn filth. Not only are they not going to scourge the seas ever again, but they are now the North's problem."

"And from this day onward, the smallfolk of the Iron Islands will turn to farming as the Children of the Forest, our allies and a part of Asgard, turn those dreary islands into a liveable place." He announced, emphasizing the children's part in the Iron Islands and their place in Asgard.

The applause was loud, and Robert let it continue for a minute before stopping it.

"Now, eat and drink to your heart's content, and enjoy the feast." The people dove back into the food with gusto while Robert had the time to talk with his family. His father, mother, Tali, and Renly could not be here, but he would go see them soon.




Tyrion was puzzled.

"What exactly is an advancement fair, my lord?" Robert's explanation for his next task left him confused, because it was common for half of his words to not make sense.

Robert brought his fingers together, tapping them in a rhythm, looking at the ceiling as he thought about how best to explain this. "Tell me a tool that would make your tasks easier."

Curious to see where this was going, Tyrion considered his options. "Perhaps a quill that did not run out of ink so quickly?" When you had to work as much as him, constantly filling your quill began to grate on his patience.

"Now, imagine this. You make a list of tools like that, ones that would make your, my, and everyone's tasks easier. And you give them to scholars, to master builders, to blacksmiths, and offer a fat reward to anyone who makes it happen." Robert explained in the most practical way.

Slowly, Tyrion connected the dots.

"We can work faster, solve more issues, and sell those tools."

Robert snapped his finger and pointed at Tyrion. "That's it. Think about it, you wanted a quill that did not run out of ink so easily; how many others would want it as well?"

"Anyone who had to write something." And as the sole provider of that kind of quill, Asgard would decide the price.

And everything else that came out of the city.

"Exactly."

The possibilities of this idea were endless to him. "My lord, this might just be your most brilliant idea ever."

"Why do you think I brought all those artisans and scholars to Asgard?" Tyrion's eyes widened, not expecting a plan this long in the making.

Now, there was only one thing left for him to do.

"How do we make this list of yours?"

Tyrion would visit the workers of all kinds: farmers, blacksmiths, glassblowers, fishermen, dockworkers, and masons. He would ask them what they desired to make their work easier, make a list out of it with what each device should do, and offer a reward to the makers of the tools that show the most promise.

Most people did not have the coin to spend on making those tools, and as such, would be provided a stipend for that purpose, with severe punishment should it be misused.

If there was more than one tool that did the same thing, the reward would be split between them, provided there was no theft involved.

Every year, the tools would be presented to the people and Robert in the square during the Advancement Fair Week.




When the city hall workers began to nail papers across the city on boards, those who knew their letters took a look.

The rewards offered were mind-boggling to the people, who only saw the gold dragons offered in tourneys.

A thousand gold for a writing utensil that did not spill ink nor run out so quickly, two thousand for a farming tool that could thresh wheat faster, and another two thousand for one that could sow seeds faster than a man could, five thousand for a cheap and quick way of making paper, and ten thousand gold dragons for a loom that would work using a water wheel.

The list went on, offering countless gold coins for fanciful tools. Most who knew how to read found the rewards enticing but did not think they could deliver what was demanded.

Those that did, however, were the ones Asgard needed.




"Welcome to our first meeting after the mess with the Ironborn."

"Davos, let's start with you. How are the ships that are left doing?"

They had lost twenty ships out of the eighty at the start, and currently, forty were left behind to ferry the Ironborn to the Wall and would eventually return.

Close to eight hundred men were dead, most lost to the sea.

Cone, the Child of the Forest left behind to speak in Asgard's council, spoke of how their stay in Asgard was peaceful so far, the same with the giants.

The construction efforts in the city were going well, and most importantly, in a planned manner, and that way, the city would not turn into a dump like King's Landing.

Now, if he could only figure out the secrets of making dragonstone, but he had to wait for Leaf to return so she could take him to these underdwellers.




The North

Winterfell


Rickard hated his life.

The Ironborn in the Wall were being belligerent, as he knew they would be, refusing to follow orders, only eating, drinking, and wasting their days.

At least the Watch was supplied better now that their allies, the Crown, the Westerlands, the Reach, and even the Riverlands, were sending food, clothing, and such to the Wall.

But the Ironborn had to be brought to heel, and for that reason, the banners were called. There would be more to join the Watch soon, bringing the numbers beyond what it had been for centuries, and if this issue was not resolved, the Wall would be in danger.

Damn Robert for not killing them all.

They couldn't even refuse to take the Ironborn since the Slayer of Monsters and Demons, which was a new title for the man after killing a god-damned kraken of all things, had said he would just leave them on the shores of the North.

Every day, he hated Robert more.

But there were good tidings from the Crown, at least.

Lyanna, his daughter, the Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, was with child, the future king if it was a boy, a princess if it was a girl.

The child would secure his daughter's position while strengthening the ties between the North and the Crown.




Two thousand men from the neighboring lords had gathered near Last Heart before heading to the Wall.

Lord Commander Jeor Mormont would bring the Ironborn for a hunt, which was the only good thing they did for the Watch, because it was an act they enjoyed.

Punishing them in the Wall itself would lead to fighting, which they could not afford, and the men Rickard had brought with him would surround the Ironborn and hang as many as needed for the reavers to understand something.

The Night's Watch would not tolerate their acts.




Victarion let the arrow loose, and it pierced right through the chest of the deer. The creature thrashed on the ground for a couple of seconds before lying still.

Hunting was just about the only thing they could enjoy in this damned wasteland. Ready to skin the deer, he stopped when an arrow fell next to his feet, stabbed into the ground.

Raising his bow and notching another arrow, Victarion looked around for the attacker, and a dozen men wearing the Stark sigil came out of the trees, pointing arrows and crossbows at him.

"What are you doing? I am a man of the Watch." He shouted, searching for the leader.

Who came out from behind the archers, and Victarion recognized the Stark heir. "You are nothing but pirate filth that should have been hanged, if only that Baratheon had the courage for it."

"Lower your bow and surrender. Your defiance in following orders will not go unpunished any longer." Brandon warned him.

Considering his options, Victarion lowered his bow. Even if he took one of them out, the rest would kill him.




Hundreds of Ironborn were brought to their knees before Lord Rickard Stark. Some had chosen to fight and were killed, but most had chosen to lay down their weapons.

"The Watch has stood for thousands of years, protecting the Seven Kingdoms from the horrors that lie beyond. Yet, you, as brothers of the Night's Watch, have refused to follow orders and carry out your duties." Rickard raised his voice to be heard clearly by everyone.

"Piss on that. We never had a choice." Someone among the Ironborn shouted back, and Rickard didn't even try to see who it was.

"True. You were foolish enough to attack Asgard, and look how it ended for you. You chose to join the Watch, fearing death, but your little rebellion will end here. Commander, who were the ones most defiant?" He asked, ready to crush the spirit of the Ironborn.

Jeor Mormont named each and every one, with Victarion Greyjoy at the head, who had emboldened the Ironborn.

Rather than the headsman's block, Rickard ordered them all to be hanged like pirates, a fitting punishment for the Ironborn.

The corpses would be left there, and every new Ironborn to join the Watch would be made to walk through the woods to see the price of their defiance. The sight of it already had the remaining reavers obey the orders.




Asgard

Valhalla


Robert, as usual, was sitting in his office, or solar in the local terms, working, when someone knocked on the door. It was Sandor, dragging three men covered in dust inside, and the smell made him gag.

"Why did you bring them here?" Robert waved his hand in front of his nose, trying to dispel the smell, and gestured to one of the men to open the windows.

Sandor, disgusted by the smell as well, smacked one of the criminals with the handle of his sword. "These bastards were caught trying to dig a tunnel to the vaults."

"And they dug into the sewers?" The smell made sense now and only made Robert more disgusted.

Sandor grunted, affirming his inference. "First, have them dipped into the sea until they don't smell, and bring them back when they are dry." Robert dismissed them.




While the robbers were being taken away, Robert listened to how they were discovered. Their neighbors, suspicious of the noise and the dirt around the house, had reported them to the city guards. Searching the house, they came across a hatch by chance, leading to a tunnel.

The owners of the house were found at the end, having accidentally dug their way into the sewers.

And we were brought to Robert.

Cleaned in the sea, the robbers looked like cats with ruffled fur.

He rose, slow and deliberate, taking his hammer in hand. "Trying to steal from me, eh? Who put you up to this?"

Wiping the glinting double-sided hook, Robert waited for an answer.

"Not going to talk? That's alright." He swung the hammer, the hooks going uncomfortably close to their eyes, scaring the shit out of them.

Robert shook his head. They weren't brave enough to keep a secret.

"Tyrion, how much do we pay the sewer cleaners?" He put the hammer down, sitting back and propping his legs on the desk.

"A lot, since no one wants to do it, and even then, it is hard to find enough men."

Robert clapped his hands. "Here we have three hale and strong workers already acquainted closely with the sewers."

Sandor sniggered.

"It is my belief that they should pay for their crimes by cleaning the sewers of Asgard as a constructive punishment." The men raised their heads, looking ready to beg, but Sandor pulled his sword out.

Feeling the sharpness of the greatsword touching their neck, the criminals did not make a peep.

"After a year, we might just send them to the Wall." If they were good in their work, Robert would name them the eternal sewer cleaners and keep them in Asgard.

"Take them away." He ordered with a wave of his hand, and the trio was dragged out.

"Cleaning the sewer pipes? I must admit, that is a brilliant idea." Even with its pay, dealing with the sewers was not well-liked work.

"Better than just turning them to corpses. Why hang a criminal when you can work them to the bone?"

That got a good laugh out of them.




After a thorough investigation, Robert came to the conclusion that those morons weren't ordered by anyone to do this. Their equipment was shoddy, and the plans were crudely drawn, without even an idea where the vaults were or the depth.

They were just three idiots hoping to find his vaults by digging a tunnel. Their first job was to fix the broken sewer walls, fill the tunnel back, and rebuild the torn floor before being taken to their new job.





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"Well, well, I never expected to see you here, my lord. Why the secrecy?" Chataya was surprised to see Robert visit her establishment.

If she could hook him, his endless purse could be opened for her girls.

"I am not here to indulge. I just need two girls to help me with something." Robert asked, grinning. The girls were fine, nothing like that redhead from Morocco, but he was in the city for another kind of thrill.

Such a pity. "What would that be?"

Still, this wasn't a total loss, as Robert pulled out a fat sack of coin, handing it to Chataya.

"Ask no questions. Just know that it is dangerous, but I'll offer to pay the debt of the girls."




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Asgard

290 AC


A year had passed following his conquest of the Iron Islands by slaying the kraken. The noblemen had been sent to the Wall, and the women were sequestered away in the keeps, with ample books, sewing, and other activities to do.

Robert wasn't a monster after all, and it would keep the women from acting up.

The change in the Iron Islands had the Faith and the smallfolk rising in fury, since a magical tree was remaking the islands.

That was a shock to everyone once it got out. There were protests, demanding that Robert burn the tree, but after he disagreed by smacking the ringleader into unconsciousness, the crowds dispersed.

Now, the High Septon, the fat and corrupt one, was preaching about how Robert had strayed from the light of the Seven and being an overall pain in the ass.

It was time for him to do something about that fatso.

"Tyrion, find me some master builders for a secret plan. Davos, I want to know if the High Septon ever leaves his seat, and if not, how to make him leave."

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"A wall that moves, my lord?" The master builder Erol scratched his chin, looking at the drawings handed to him. They weren't very well drawn, but he understood the idea behind it.

"Yes, yes, an entire wall that could be pushed aside to expose the room to the outside."

"It could be done, but we will need time."

"Use triangular metal frames, and put wheels like these on the base of the wall."

"Oh, this definitely makes our work easier. Where do you want it built?"

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Davos, who had made connections while he was a smuggler, brought word that the High Septon rarely left the Great Sept of Baelor, too busy growing his reserves of fat.

But one thing that could make his fat ass gold.

Something Robert had more than anyone else in Westeros.

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While this personal little project was moving along, Robert turned his attention to something a bit bigger.

The bridge he was building in the Riverlands.

The Twins was built on a shallow part of the river, but Harroway did not enjoy the same advantage. Master builders he had brought were digging ditches and building levees before they could start building the bridge.

The river was already surveyed, and barges were ready to drive oak piles into the riverbed to create cofferdams so the work to lay the foundations of the bridge could begin. The costs were estimated to be thirty thousand gold dragons, and it would take six to seven years.

Robert, however, wasn't willing to wait that long.

He wanted the bridge done in a year, and he was willing to pay the cost. Obelisk would even be at the site, spalling rocks and calcining lime to expedite the process. He also knew the timeline he requested would definitely result in accidents and paid even more gold for safety.

One hundred and twenty thousand gold dragons in total was nothing to him.

Ah, the convenience of being rich.

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The Twins

Walder Frey sat on his seat with a sour face.

That damn Baratheon was serious about building a bridge at Harroway's Town, and there was nothing he could do about it. Robert had even sent a dragon to work on the bridge, crushing stone and burning lime.

Hoster was useless, unable to even control his bannerman after his younger daughter's dishonor and following her escape from the Silent Sisters. The only reason people even respected House Tully was because of Blackfish and Catelyn Tully's marriage to Brandon Stark, tying the Riverlands to the Crown, even if indirectly.

Speaking of the Crown, they too weren't willing to do anything. Walder had sent envoys to request they force Rhydan Roote to abandon the idea, offering free passage from the Twins for decades, but they were scared of Robert.

In all honesty, Walder knew it would not work but had tried anyway.

Now, there was only one thing left to do.

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King's Landing

The High Septon huffed as he got into the carriage. That damn merchant wanted him to bless his pregnant wife in person, for a large donation, of course, and after wrangling for an appropriate amount, he headed down Visenya's Hill.

The ride itself was the same as all the ones he had before, bumpy, but as the carriage approached the manse, he could hear shouting and screaming.

"What is happening?"

"The smallfolk, Your Holiness, they are picking something from the ground." The coachman shouted, and the carriage came to a stop.

The High Septon looked out the window to see what the commotion was, his girth shaking the carriage, and saw the carriage surrounded by smallfolk.

Two of his acolytes approached, pushing through the crowd.

"Your Holiness, we must get you out of here until the crowd disperses." One called out, and the High Septon hissed.

"Quite." He grunted, displeased with the delay. More acolytes came, creating a shield around the High Septon to lead him away.

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They had taken refuge in the manse of a merchant, who was out on the docks, and waited while the High Septon grumbled. Those pests had delayed his work, and now he had to sit here with nothing to do. They didn't even bring food, and he was starving.

"Wine, Your Holiness?" An acolyte, one whose name he could not remember, offered, holding out a goblet with a rich aroma.

"Ah, good, good, give it here." He took the goblet, sipping the wine while he sat on the bed.

Curious, why would this merchant have a bed in the solar? And why was the room so bare? He wondered while drinking his wine.

"Why have you not removed your hoods?" The High Septon asked his acolytes, slurring like a drunk.

"Wha?" He whispered with drowsy eyes and dropped the nearly empty wine goblet, falling on the bed.

"Dumbass." One of the acolytes, a tall and well-built man, removed his hood, revealing the face of Robert Baratheon. "Quick, get the girls here." He ordered another acolyte, Davos, who rushed out to find the whores they had brought here secretly.

This High Septon was corrupt but did not indulge in whores, something Robert was about to fix.

Sandor was watching the door for any sign of the real acolytes that were escorting the High Septon, but they were nowhere to be seen.

Davos came rushing in, with two girls in provocative small clothes following him. "Alright, get in the bed now, and be ready to run.

The girls nodded, tearing his robes off and snuggling up to the High Septon in bed, while Robert called Sandor to help him.

Using the handles built into the wall, they pushed the wall to the side, allowing the sunlight to creep in with each step.

"Gods, it is the High Septon on a bed with whores!" A child, or rather, a dwarf disguised as a child, screamed , and the smallfolk stopped.

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Three Days Ago

Chataya's Brothel


"Well, well, I never expected to see you here, my lord. Why the secrecy?" Chataya was surprised to see Robert visit her establishment.

If she could hook him, his endless purse could be opened for her girls.

"I am not here to indulge. I just need two girls to help me with something." Robert asked, grinning. The girls were fine, nothing like that redhead from Moraq, but he was in the city for another kind of thrill.

Such a pity. "What would that be?"

Still, this wasn't a total loss, as Robert pulled out a fat sack of coin, handing it to Chataya.

"Ask no questions. Just know that it is dangerous, but I'll offer to pay the debt of the girls."

Looking inside the sack, gold dragons to the brim greeted her. "Hmm, Alisa, Melaya, come here."

"This man has agreed to pay your debts should you help him with his scheme. It is dangerous, though." She warned, and the girls' eyes widened in surprise.

These two were the ones with the highest debts and the ones that would bring her the most coin.

Chataya had a very profitable day.

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Hours Ago

Flea Bottom


"Hear ye, hear ye. A wealthy merchant by the name of Mike Hawk has had a healthy son, and he celebrates it by dispersing silver stags to the smallfolk in the streets of Visenya's Hill. Hear ye, hear ye…." The criers screamed all over Flea Bottom.

Tyrion had spent a couple of silver stags to hire the loudest ones and watched from a corner as the destitute smallfolk of Flea Bottom created crowds, marching to Visenya's Hill to take their share.

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Looking at the confused mass, who were waiting for the coin, Tyrion waved the flag, giving the men at the rooftops the signal.

They began to throw bags filled with silver coins all over the crowd. The bags were not tied, and as they sailed through the air, the coins rained on the smallfolk, causing a stampede.

Just in time, the High Septon's carriage came, with his guards surrounding him, but they suddenly found the convoy stuck between the smallfolk with no chance of moving.

Robert's men struck from the crowd, pulling down the riders and knocking the guards out.

"For Mike Hawk!" Cries rose from the mass, signaling for Lord Robert to move and carry out his part of the task.

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Dressed in septon robes, Robert, Davos, Sandor, and several other men pushed the crowd aside, making sure to keep their heads down, and quietly escorted the fat High Septon away.

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The smallfolk of Flea Bottom, destitute and abandoned, were angry to see the High Septon in a bed with whores while their stomachs went empty.

"Death to the High Septon! Death to the High Septon!" Men that definitely didn't belong in the crowd screamed, stirring up the crowd into attacking the High Septon.

And it worked.

One man found a cudgel on the ground, so did another, and another, too vexed to think why there were so many of them lying around, charged at the High Septon.

The crowd moved as a whole, a wave threatening to drown everyone in their way.

The whores bolted, running away in their small clothes, though they did not escape unscathed when several rocks found their marks.

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Three Days Later

The Red Keep


"Lord Varys, I hope you have an idea what happened out there?"

"I do, Your Grace. It was You-Know-Who's work. He kidnapped the High Septon before the man was even aware of it, put him to bed with whores, and showed the whole thing to the smallfolk. The rest is as you know. The crowd tore the High Septon apart before it spilled into the Baelor's Sept." Varys explained. They all knew the one responsible for this affair, but uttering the name in King Rhaegar's presence earned his ire these days and caused visible pain to the man.

The sept was barely saved from a fire, but the crowd had not stopped, murdering several septons and stealing from the Great Sept before the Gold Cloaks and men-at-arms dispelled the smallfolk.

"Are you certain it was him?" Tywin knew it was inevitable for Robert to do something against the High Septon, but this was unexpected and cunning.

"Indeed. He found the girls from Chataya's Brothel; the owner has admitted as such." Chataya had revealed Robert's visit to her brothel after Varys looked around for where the girls might have come from.

"And this merchant, Mike Hawk?" It was an unusual name, and Wyman wasn't familiar with it.

"Does not exist, Lord Wyman, another ploy of his."

Rhaegar slammed his fist on the table, seething. "He comes into my city, hatches a plot to kill the High Septon, puts him in bed with two whores, builds a contraption to move the entire wall of a manse, and lays him bare before the smallfolk."

The Small Council listened in silence, not daring to utter a word to soothe the king's ire, lest they risk earning it.

"And you, once again, failed to do your job, Lord Varys." Varys bowed his head as he was scolded like a child.

"Your Grace, he seems to have an uncanny ability to root out my birds. I have no excuse to give."

After Robert had sent the first one back with a stern warning, the birds he sent to Asgard kept disappearing.

It was frustrating.

Aegon groaned. "God damn him."

"What?" Rhaegar asked, not in the mood for any more ill tidings.

"Mike Hawk, my cock." Aegon had just realized Robert's final—hopefully—trick.

Tywin was exasperated and muttered "Manchild" under his breath.

"What do we do about this? Tell the people that it was him?" Daeron wanted to do something other than just sit here to discuss Robert.

Anything.

"The High Septon was preaching against him; if we go and blame You Know Who, the people will only believe we are trying to cover up for the High Septon." The Dowager Queen advised.

Had the High Septon merely been assassinated, it would be easy to use it to instigate the Faith against Robert.

But with the smallfolk being the witness and the executioners? There was nothing the Crown could do except make themselves look like fools.

"So he gets away with another scheme?"

"Aye."

Daeron left the room, swearing.

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Asgard

Robert was roaring with laughter, slamming his open hand on the desk, a feeling shared by Davos, Sandor, and Tyrion.

"How long do you think it will take them to realize the pun in the merchant's name?" Tyrion asked between laughing.

Even before they left, the Gold Cloaks were searching everywhere for Mike Hawk, with criers promising rewards for his arrest.

Robert was running out of breath and managed to answer after calming down. "I don't know, but hopefully long enough."

"I must admit, I was a bit reserved about coming, but I am glad I did." Tyrion chuckled.

"My lord, what of us?" Their guests, the girls Lord Robert had picked from the brothel, were brought to Asgard so they would not face any reprisal.

Robert scratched his head, having completely forgotten about them. "Oh yeah, sorry. Tyrion, have someone take these girls to the chocolate factory."

"You two will work there until you get on your feet and then find other work if you want. You will be provided one home, and you'll have to share it until more can be built." Asgard, interestingly enough, did not have a brothel, not because it was banned, but because the females had no reason to take to that line of work.

The girls were not expecting to be treated this well and teared up while hugging Robert. "Thank you, my lord, thank you. None has treated us like this before."

"There, there. It will be fine." He patted the girls on the back, letting them cry, even though he didn't deal well with all this mushy stuff.





In the next chapter:

After well over a year in the Iron Islands to tend to the mother tree, Leaf and several other Children of the Forest returned to Asgard to carry out their part of the agreement regarding the Underdwellers.

With an interesting addition in tow.

Another Child of the Forest, which actually was a child.




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Chapter 65 - Beneath the Mountain New
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Asgard


After well over a year in the Iron Islands to tend to the mother tree, Leaf and several other Children of the Forest returned to Asgard to carry out their part of the agreement regarding the Underdwellers.

With an interesting addition in tow.

Another Child of the Forest, which actually was a child. He was about to ask who the father was and to congratulate Leaf, but it turns out she was created by the mother tree.

Which shed a light on how the Children reproduced without males.

They were basically tree nymphs.

The Children were in a celebratory mood, as their numbers had increased for the first time in thousands of years.

Reeling from the death of the High Septon and the reason behind it, the Faith was silent for the last two months.

There were uprisings all around the Seven Kingdoms, smaller in scale, as the word of the High Septon, Father of the Faithful, His High Holiness, and Shepherd of the Faithful, being caught in a bed with two whores caused outrage.

Fun times for Robert.

But now, Leaf was going to send him to meet the Underdwellers so he could find out how dragonstone was made.

"We have not spoken to the Underdwellers for a long time, but ages ago, they moved to live beneath the land, in a cobweb of tunnels. They were people who cared greatly for deals struck, and breaking an agreement was a way to earn their ire. Be careful with your words while agreeing to anything," Leaf explained. Her knowledge was from the tales of her forebears, and she had warned Robert as such.

"Got it. How do we find these tunnels?" It better be somewhere close; otherwise, this whole thing would have to be delayed.

Leaf put her index finger on the map, right on Eyrie. "There is an entrance beneath the land you call the Vale."

"In Vale? Damn, Jon's not going to like that."

"This must be kept a secret, as was our deal with them." Leaf's tone conveyed the seriousness of the situation.

Robert raised his hands in surrender, because he knew there would be people with genocidal tendencies hellbent on killing the Underdwellers for some religious reason. "Got it. Do you know the exact place?"

"Indeed. I shall lead you there."




"Alright, I need two of you to stay back and protect Asgard while I'm off." All three siblings took a step forward and growled at each other, wanting to be the one to go.

Robert coughed gently. "Cut that out."

The growling stopped, but the dragon siblings were still stuck in a glaring match.

"Since you three can't be adults about it, we are going to do it by luck." He pulled out three sticks, holding them in a way the dragons wouldn't see the true lengths.

"Pick a stick; the tallest comes with me, and the other two will stay back." Robert explained, and the dragons leaned forward, trying to see which one was the tallest.

Obelisk went for the one on the right, Ra chose the left stick, and Slifer the middle one.

Robert revealed the sticks, and it was the one on the right.

The golden dragon rumbled like a car engine, pleased. "Ra is coming with me. The two of you keep the city in one piece, listen to Tyrion, and kill anyone dumb enough to attack the city."

His brothers did not like it, however, and were poking Ra with their tails.

"I'm still here." Robert warned again, this time sterner, and the dragons stopped.

Sandor, carrying their rations, tents, and other supplies, came along with Leaf. "Ready?" Robert asked, calling Ra to sit.




Leaf told him more about the Underdwellers during the journey. They were a matriarchal society, with a council of females from the most prominent clans led by the Coven Matriarch.

As the Children of the Forest and giants were driven out of the Seven Kingdoms, the Underdwellers had gone into hiding as well, eventually choosing to avoid mankind altogether by living beneath the Earth.

Understandable, given how much the First Men and the Andals had done to the Children alone.

Their descriptions were interesting, with sharp, thin ears similar to the children; hair of mostly silver, white, and light-gold colors; gem-like eyes; pale skin; and rainbow-colored see-through wings that allowed the females to fly short distances, while the males did not enjoy the same freedom.

Hence the matriarchal society.

The last part was unexpected, and they sounded like human-sized fairies, the ASOIAF version anyway. The entrance was, interestingly enough, beneath Eyrie, and if Jon Arryn ever learned that there was a race living beneath Vale with the entrance at the bottom of his keep, there would be trouble.

Foster father or not, Jon was a very traditional person, and accepting other races wasn't something he would do easily.

Which is why they were going to keep out of sight.




Vale

Three Days Later


Robert had Ra approach the Giant's Lance from right above the pine trees in the forest beneath, while Leaf found the exact place.

Which was a dead end because he didn't see a cave at the place she indicated.

"Could they have used this echo to close the entrance?" Robert scratched his head.

This thing had just gotten harder.

"Possible."

Taking his hammer, Robert began to tap on the stone in different places to see if there was an opening behind.

Ra, however, had more interesting matters and walked to the trees. His tail lashed out, breaking a tree in half, and a very clear human yelping echoed through the forest.

Robert sighed, "Sandor, go capture whoever that was."

They were most likely clansmen, but there was also a small chance of knights on a punitive raid to thin the numbers of the clansmen.

Sandor bolted like a bloodhound and returned shortly after with two mountain clansmen dressed in furs, unkempt, wild, and ragged.

"There were more, but your dragon killed them," Sandor reported, pushing the clansmen down on their knees, while Ra was still searching the forest for any more intruders.

"By the gods…" The clansmen gasped at seeing Leaf, a Child of the Forest. As they worshipped the old gods, the Children would naturally be holy to them, or at least significant.

Whatever they were here for, the entrance had to be secret, and Robert never liked the mountain clans anyway.

"Off with their heads," Robert shooed with his hand, and Sandor pulled his sword, ready to behead both.

"Wait, mercy," the clansmen begged, but Robert had already turned around to find the entrance.

Leaf moved to intervene, having heard the mountain clans still worshipped the old gods, but Sandor had already beheaded both in one swing.

"They could have been useful," Leaf excused, but Robert shook his head.

He had fought the clansmen in his youth enough to know otherwise. "No, they would not have. The mountain clansmen are pests, nothing more."

Minutes later, one of the taps sounded different, and he was sure that the other side was hollow.

Checking for the exact sizes of the artificial layer, Robert slammed his hammer on the stone, barely leaving a small crack.

"Huh." The stone wasn't ordinary then, because that hit should have at least broken through.

This was going to take some time.




While Ra patrolled the forest, Robert hammered the wall to pieces, eventually creating an entrance large enough for him to squeeze through.

Commanding the dragon to stay in the area, hunt, and keep people off the entrance, Robert, Sandor, and Leaf went through.




With only the light of the torches to illuminate the dark caves, they walked on and on, leaving marks through the tunnel system to find their way back in case they couldn't locate the Underdwellers.

Telling the time was a challenge, but Robert had them take breaks regularly, at least as much as possible, and once he felt the sleep begin to settle, it was time to set up camp.

Lighting a fire this deep wasn't possible, which was the reason he had brought in so much food that didn't require a fire.

Eating his sandwich, Robert couldn't imagine how deep they were in, nor how much longer they had to go.

"How deep do these Underdwellers live?" They had rations for at least a week, but if the Underdwellers were too deep, they might have to turn back and return more prepared.

"I have never been to their coven."

Leaving the uncertainty of it aside, Robert had something else he wanted to know: "You said to be careful with my words. Why?"

"The wording of a deal matters greatly. Some, not all, were known to be trickers, and the price for their help might be different than what you thought in the first place."

Robert blinked.

Westeros had fucking faes.




Sandor, ever the faithful guard, was persistent on having the first watch, with Robert taking the second, while Leaf wouldn't take one because she wasn't a fighter.




"Wake up, something is coming." Robert's eyes snapped open as Sandor shook him, and once the words registered, his hands went for Nightblood.

"Leaf, stand back." It could be the Underdwellers who had realized there were intruders, or something else in the tunnels.

It was something else, a giant spider to be exact.

With pincers that could pierce through Robert and be half exposed, that thing had to be longer than twenty feet.

It screeched, sending a shockwave through the air, and charged.

"Cut down the front legs and stay away from the head."

"Fucking hell," Sandor grumbled, ready to fight.

The spider brought down its front leg to skewer Robert like shish kebab, but he took a step back, baiting the spider into bringing its leg closer.

A quick slash shortened that leg by at least five feet, causing a flood of green blood to spill down, and as Sandor repeated the same to the other leg, the spider stumbled, screeching in pain this time.

It was unaware that the humans before him weren't the prey, but the predator.

Deciding to run away, the arachnid tried to crawl back, slowed down by its now shorter and bleeding front legs, but Robert wasn't about to let it get away. Another slash to the wounded leg, and it reeled in pain before he ran forward, stabbing Nightblood up and gutting the spider.

"See? Killing monsters is easy work, once you know how to do it." Robert pointed at Sandor with Nightblood as the green liquid flowed down the length of it, splashing to the ground, while the corpse spasmed before going still.

"Great, because you will need it." Leaf pointed at where the spider had come from, and it turned out it wasn't the only one of its kind.

Several spiders, the smallest being the size of a horse and the largest being a quarter smaller than the one they had just killed, barred the way forward.

Robert rolled his neck, feeling his blood boil in excitement, and turned to Sandor, latching his helmet on. "Now that the knowledge part is out of the way, it is time to use it."




Sandor moved out of the way and held his sword out. The charging spider missed him, but the blade caught its side, leaving a deep gash, before he took the damn bug's back legs and stabbed it through the head.

The narrowness of the tunnel meant the spiders could not swarm them, and the one he killed was the last one alive.

Taking a deep breath, he gagged at the stench.

"Fuck this shit," he grumbled, swinging the sword to get rid of the blood.

He had to admit, though, it was fun now that the spiders were all dead and they were alive.

"Let's break camp and get out of here. The smell's going to make me puke," Robert complained, even though he was already planning to take some pincers back as trophies.




Quickly breaking camp, they moved further down after setting the bodies on fire. The fur on the backs of the spiders easily caught flame, and with the way they were burning, there would be no rotting corpses on the way back.

The tunnels, however, only got more interesting.

Robert was thinking that these spiders must have something equally large as prey to be alive in the first place, and it wasn't just one thing.

Hundreds of glowing mushrooms illuminated an area the size of Asgard, with a pristine river flowing through the middle, surrounded by purple vegetation, and there were animals there.

Giant moles, rabbits, gophers, weasels, and more.

"What the hell do they eat to grow so big?" Robert was in awe. This was a world in itself, like the Hollow Earth, though hopefully with no Godzilla down there.

"Did you know about this?" He asked. Had Robert known a place like this existed, he would have come only for the novelty of it.

Leaf shook her head, dazed. "Nay." This was new for her as well.

Even the usually gruff Sandor was taken by the beauty of it.




That large area wasn't the only one, and over the next two days, they found four more, with three the same size and one even larger one. The animals didn't vary much from the first ones they came across and weren't really hostile except for the predatory ones, such as more spiders.

If the trip didn't take so long, Robert would definitely return regularly to enjoy the sights and fight monsters.

The rabbits were edible, something the Lord of Asgard learned by cooking one over a mushroom fire. The fungi here were dense, and the dried ones burned well, all without the danger of getting high. They even boiled water and restocked on supplies to move forward even more.

Camping near the edge of the river, Sandor took the first watch again, leaving Robert and Leaf to sleep.




"Something's coming," Sandor warned the camp again, only having noticed them because of the crunchy leaves Robert had spread around the camp.

Whatever they were, they were not spiders.

Robert scowled, annoyed that his sleep had been interrupted again, and swore that whatever it was, it was about to have its liver removed.

"Show yourselves before I go there," he warned. If it was an animal, no trouble, but if it was something else, such as the Underdwellers, then it was best to be ready.

His answer was an arrow through the darkness, one that was slapped aside by his sword.

Not the animals then, unless they evolved to the point of using weapons.

Leaf ran out, shouting something in the True Tongue, and through the shadows, the Underdwellers showed themselves.

"Finally," Robert grunted, sword still out but held defensively.

A figure came forward, female like all the warriors, notching another arrow in her bow, the one who had just fired at him.

She said something that Robert did not understand at all, and he looked down at Leaf.

"She says…"




Notes : The part with the Fae will be a bit quick because we will see them later, and I really want to get to the next arc.




In the next chapter:

"So, once you have my firstborn, you teach me this Echo?" then he would teach it to a corps of engineers.

"Indeed, but you do not have the magic to learn it. If you want, it will have to be someone who has," well, at least that's one thing he didn't have to deal with.

"Doable."

"You're giving her your firstborn? What the fuck?!" Sandor hissed, causing Robert to chuckle, "Sandor, watch and learn."

"Do we agree then?" The Fae held her glowing hand out, and Robert took it.

"We do."




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I had the idea to make a crossover arc in Geek's Guide. We already had a character from Witcher 3 in Asshai. It was my first idea, to bring Robert to the world of The Witcher 3, though recently, I've been addicted to Baldur's Gate 3. I am considering it as another option, but I will leave the choice to you.

Another issue was a romantic partner for Robert.

There isn't anyone good enough left in the world of ASOIAF by chapter 80, and I don't feel like writing about him with a younger female (like Margery). Which brings us to the crossover. In Witcher 3, Ciri is a possible partner, and in Baldur's Gate 3, Karlach. The idea of Robert marrying what appears to be a demon sounded amusing to me.

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Chapter 66 - Fae New
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Beneath the Mountains of the Moon

"She says that we are intruding on their sacred lands and to leave immediately," Leaf explained while the bows were still pointed at them.

The leader of the all-female group was beautiful. Silver hair and eyes, pale but smooth skin, except for the calluses on her hands, a heart-shaped face, and dressed in leather.

They reminded him of a certain family in looks.

Robert looked at the Underdwellers as if they were speaking out of their asses. "That is dumb; we could just as well tell everyone their location and put them in danger. Anyway, tell them I'm here to learn the Echo."

The Fae lites frowned, which made Robert suspicious.

Leaf relayed his words, and the young—at least by the looks—Underdweller's wings fluttered. "She is the daughter of the Matriarch and says that there is a great price for it."

"Is there any way that I can magically learn their tongue? This is getting cumbersome," he said, watching the reactions of the Faes. There were narrowed eyes and frowns, which made Robert sure.

The Underdwellers could understand him.

"They can speak the tongue of men; they just choose not to," Leaf confirmed, raising more questions.

Like, how did they know the tongue of men if they were living under these mountains for thousands of years?

"Huh, neat. How do I convince them otherwise?"

With a little back and forth, he had his answer: "Caerindra wants you to surrender your weapons."

So her name was Caerindra. "Alright," Robert lowered his hammer and put his sword on top of it, chuckling while the Faes struggled to move his hammer.

Amateurs.

Once the weapons were in their midst, Caerindra took off, circling around Robert, looking down on him, "Quite bold of you to leave yourself armless."

Robert turned left to face Carindra, and the Fae flew back instinctively while the bows were drawn again. "I could fight naked with my bare hands and still win."

"You wish to learn the Echo, yes? Then there will be a price." Her arrogant smirk was gone, and they could finally get to the matter.

"Name it."

"I desire your firstborn."

What surprised Robert wasn't the demand itself, but the clicheness of it. "My… firstborn? Not that I am refusing, but why?" because he was not going to refuse for one simple reason.

"Does it matter to you?"

"I am just curious as to what purpose having a human could serve to you."

"That concerns us alone."

"So, once you have my firstborn, you teach me this Echo?" then he would teach it to a corps of engineers.

"Indeed, but you do not have the magic to learn it. If you want, it will have to be someone who has," well, at least that's one thing he didn't have to deal with.

"Doable."

"You're giving her your firstborn? What the fuck?!" Sandor hissed, causing Robert to chuckle, "Sandor, watch and learn."

"Do we agree then?" The Fae held her glowing hand out, and Robert took it.

"We do."




Robert whistled as he saw the Coven of the Underdwellers, or Fae, as he learned their name now.

That had come out of nowhere.

It was something straight out of a fantasy. The previous areas they had encountered looked tiny compared to the town, where at least several thousand lived.

Pillars of white, smooth stone that seemed to be fused together reinforced the ceiling that was covered in crystals, which changed color depending on the time, according to the Fae.

Plants and trees, no doubt of magical origin, feeding on the light of the crystals, were created to keep the air clean.

Everything he saw convinced them that these Underdwellers had more magic in their pinky than the whole of Westeros save Asgard.

The entire place was illuminated to be clear as day, with a clear river flowing through the middle. The houses were from the same white stone and mostly the same size, but there was a palace ahead, and they were heading there.

Many eyes were drawn to them, as the people were seeing humans and a Child of the Forest for the first time in thousands of years.

Along the road, Robert and Caerindra discussed the terms of the bargain, but issues quickly arose, and they were taken straight to the matriarch.

"Mother, this man refuses to honor our deal," Caerindra complained to her mother, and Robert, who had half a dozen spears pointed at his neck, didn't even bat an eye.

"On the contrary, I am perfectly ready to carry out my part." It was the Fae who was refusing to carry out the deal, in fact.

The matriarch of the coven, a more mature version of her daughter with grey eyes rather than the silver of Caerindra, glared at Robert. "What exactly is the problem?"

"She wanted my firstborn to teach my men the Echo. I am ready to give it to her." Robert raised his hands in "what can you do."

"By mating with me," Caerindra spat out, and the matriarch waved her hand to the guards, an idea forming in her mind as to what was happening.

Robert wrapped an arm around the young Fae's waist, bending her backwards while interlocking fingers with the other hand, winking, "You said you desired my firstborn, not that I should hand my firstborn to you. The way I see it, you could not resist my charms and were just looking for an excuse to get me into bed. I understand; no woman can resist me, no matter the race."

Offended by the insinuation, Caerindra pushed Robert off, flying to the other side of the room with a flushed face, though whether that was from anger or because she was flustered, he didn't know.

Sandor coughed, "Except for that woman from Moraq."

"Shut up, Sandor," Robert ordered, kicking the man in his shin.

The Matriarch, Aelthiriel, considered the situation, her eyes closed in concentration, before rendering her verdict, "Daughter, I hate to admit it, but he is correct. In your haste, you did not word the bargain carefully."

In her desire to be the one to make a bargain with a human for the first time in thousands of years, her daughter Caerindra did not think the whole matter through and underestimated the man before them.

"But Mother…" She whined, but the matriarch raised her hand, silencing the girl.

"I will not hear it. Either you will wed this man, or you will carry the curse of breaking a bargain."

Robert intervened to offer an alternative, "You know what, no need to be so hasty. Let's make a new bargain. She agrees to teach my men the Echo, and we agree to break the first bargain without anyone getting cursed."

That way, she would not have to wed him, a big loss for her, but whatever, and Robert would still get the secrets of making dragonstone.

Perhaps he would make something different with, like, different colored versions of dragonstone.

"That is possible as well. Will you carry out your bargain, daughter, or be made into a fool?" Aelthiriel spoke, leaving Caerindra with two undesirable choices, one less so than the other.

"I…ugh…very well."

They were dismissed, except for Leaf, whom the matriarch wished to speak to in private, as they had not had any contact for thousands of years.




"This man, he is dangerous," the matriarch commented, gesturing for the Child of the Forest to take a seat.

They had much to speak of.

"Indeed, Lady Aelthiriel. He has slain a great demon roosting in the ruins of Valyria and, later, an ancient kraken. It is thanks to him that our mother tree has bloomed once more." Her words shook the Underdweller, but most of all, it was the part concerning their past.

"Wait, wait, what was that about Valyria?"

"Oh, I have much to tell you."




"Fascinating," to hear that Valyria, their greatest shame, had been destroyed, was invigorating.

To hear the deeds of the man in their coven and know how dangerous he was, less so.

"So you live under his command?" Men had warred against their kind for centuries, driving them out, burning their sacred woods, and yet, the Children were now living in the city of a man to escape from the Night King and the Others.

"In peace, as a part of his city, as well as with the giants."




Sandor was sniggering in the corner of the house they were given, while Leaf, who had returned after spending time with the matriarch, had come to congratulate him.

The ceiling had a chandelier of blue crystals for light; the dark, wooden furnishings were covered in fine tanned leather.

"I shall admit, you did not disappoint. Tricking the daughter of their matriarch is impressive, though; she obviously underestimated you." It was the first bargain in thousands of years, and the girl had abandoned caution to be the one to gain something from it.

Robert's smirk was cocky, but Leaf knew it was well earned. "I know, I know, I am great."

"I thought you had lost your mind," Sandor grunted between his fits of laughter.

"Ye of little faith."

"So, what did the Fae matriarch tell you?" Robert was still curious as to how exactly the Fae were called the Fae and why, because he was sure as hell George did not go beyond naming them Underdwellers.

"They are wary of you after hearing your deeds." It was quite a natural response to Robert's death-defying acts of valor.

"All in a day's work."

"Still, I would advise against antagonizing them." The daughter of the matriarch was angry, even though the fault mostly lay with her.

"It's just a bit of fun, nothing more. I am not going to spit on their hospitality." The Fae were quite respectful as hosts, if skittish and unwilling to speak with him.

"Why do you think she wanted my firstborn?" If it was for something like, say, using a child for magic, or something equally disgusting, he was going to wipe them all out.

They did give his hammer and sword back after all.

"To introduce fresh blood to their people." The answer wasn't what he expected, but

"They can mate with humans?" Robert grinned, which could mean he would be free to seduce one of them.

"The Faes, as you named them, are more magic than any other race out there, perhaps even more than the White Walkers. Our stories tell that they can have children with other races, but any that do are born Fae." That tidbit wasn't supplied to Robert previously, but he didn't mind.

"Wizard!" The usual, magical, and illogical Planetos genetics were at work again.

At least the Faes were smart enough to know that the whole keeping the blood pure bullshit did the opposite.

"I have one last question: what are we eating?"




The Faes, as a close community, ate in massive halls where the food was cooked on red, crystal stoves.

He couldn't imagine any other race that would be able to live this deep underground without advanced technology or magic of this scale.

What interested him even more was that they were celebrating the destruction of Valyria and the dragonlords, even though they were a couple centuries late.

The reason?

It turns out, the similar features between the Fae and the Valyrians weren't just by chance. The way Matriarch told it, her kind were neighbors to the first Valyrians, having lived on the land long before the dragonlords had learned how to tame the beasts and dabble in blood magic.

Once the Valyrians began to intrude on their land, war had sparked. Aided by their magic, the Fae had given the novice dragonlords a bloody nose, repelling their attack and slaying several of the beasts.

Seeking peace, the Valyrians had sent envoys, and eventually, peace was settled between the two, though it did not last long. The Echo of the Fae was too useful, used to build structures that resisted tear and wear better than any other, and shaped as they wished, creating grand homes for them.

The Valyrians naturally wanted to know the secrets of this magic too, and the Fae offered to teach it in return for dragons of their own. The price was too much for the Valyrians, and they had refused, only to later kidnap Fae and use their blood magic to impregnate the females.

Hence, the Valyrians developed their distinctive purple eyes, silver hair, and fair looks.

Once it had gotten out, there was war, though this time, the Valyrians were victorious, as several of the dragons had grown to colossal sizes.

Driven out of their homes, the Fae had made their way to Westeros, beyond the North, as they feared to face the treatment the Children of the Forest and the giants had.

"I don't understand. How could there be no mentions of you in Essos then?"

"Those that knew of us faced the fury of the dragonlords so none would remember us and remind the Targaryens that they owed their fair looks to us."

Robert had spent long enough in Essos to become somewhat knowledgeable in history. Ghis and Rhoynar were destroyed by the dragonlords, while the Dothraki were responsible for bringing down the Qaathi and the Sarnori. The rest were too far from Valyria, but perhaps records existed there.

Learning the danger of the Night King and the Others, who weren't just legends, they sought out a safer environment and, after centuries of migrating and hiding, came across the tunnels beneath the Mountains of the Moon and the life inside there.

The Fae had found their new settlement and had spent years turning it into a home.

All that was left of them were the stories that existed in the North and their old, forgotten alliance with the Children.

"Well, as you know, the dragonlords are dead, mostly, and the remaining ones don't have dragons anymore."

"Dragonlords without dragons? That certainly amuses me, and I am sure it would ease the spirit of my ancestors, but what of you? You carry their blood, yet you do not see yourself as a Valyrian?"

"My grandmother was a Targaryen, and no matter my blood or family line, I am an Asgardian, nothing more, nothing less."

"And your dragons?"

"Hey, can you imagine a better way to screw with the dragonlords than by having your own dragons?"

"I suppose so."

Their conversation was long, as there were several matters to discuss. He was curious as to why they weren't worried about Robert possibly exposing their location, and Aelthiriel explained that while they were cautious, her people would not strike down a person that had come to their land in peace.

If he was treacherous enough to expose them to the world, the Fae would bar the tunnels with their Kal'itel, the fused stone created by the power of their Echo.

Her daughter had agreed to the bargain, as the Fae had to keep their numbers limited, and having fresh blood would give them more leeway.

Robert had an interesting idea in mind.




Notes: If you know that DnD comic about an adventurer making a bargain with a Fae, you know where I was inspired from.

As for calling them Fae, well, I chose to go with a familiar name rather than give them a new one.








In the next chapter:

"I must admit, you returned sooner than expected. I thought it would take more time." Tyrion was fascinated by their guest, as another legend had just been revealed as true.

"I was lucky. I mean, the girl hurried without thinking much, and they didn't seem to make a problem out of it." Even by the standards of his luck so far, this was something new for Robert.

Leaf coughed, and the table turned to her, assuming she had something important to say. "They did, actually. There were discussions, ranging from never letting you leave to outright killing you to free Caerindra from her obligations. If it wasn't for the fact that her name would be sullied due to her overeagerness, blood might have been shed." Whether Robert could have killed several hundred warriors in their territory or not wasn't a question she wanted answered.




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