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TanaNari said:
After a year?
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evildice said:
Yeah like @TanaNari implies, it might be expired already. Check the date.
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Disturbingly, they don't expire til December of next year.

Don't have any guns either, so...

NuclearBird said:
I've experimented with mixing them into homemade cocktails but I also got lucky by having the perfect choice of compatible liquor on hand by sheer accident and that was with Lipton ice tea...
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I've got half a bottle of gin, a 3/4 full bottle of vermouth, and an Eliquis prescription which prevents me from indulging in alcohol anyway.

I guess I'll donate 'em.
 
Hunting whales is actually legal in Canada... for First Nations.

Of course, harpoons are also used to hunt tuna, swordfish, sharks...
 
TanaNari said:
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Now, normally I wouldn't feel the need to say this, but seeing as this is you. It has been illegal to hunt whales for quite some time, now. And the coast guard isn't known for its sense of humor.
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TheMidnightRook said:
Hunting whales is actually legal in Canada... for First Nations.

Of course, harpoons are also used to hunt tuna, swordfish, sharks...
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Well lucky for me then. I'm pretty sure I've said this somewhere, but I am indigenous. While making some kickass jewelry out of a narwhal horn might be tempting... the snow and ice is starting to settle, so no expeditions into the Hudson Bay. Yet.
 
Arc-on-Fire said:
Well lucky for me then. I'm pretty sure I've said this somewhere, but I am indigenous. While making some kickass jewelry out of a narwhal horn might be tempting... the snow and ice is starting to settle, so no expeditions into the Hudson Bay. Yet.
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Note to myself: nevet visit Canada as long as AoF is still alive.
 
On another note, I went and watched Transformers One.

Goddamn, this movie barely had any advertising? They could've reignited interest in the franchise pretty easily! Good movie, very good movie, and I hope if there's a sequel, it will have the same quality. Also, I'm going to turn into a truck now buy the bluray to see it in the original sound.
 
khatun said:
I dunno man, I personally would love to go on a hunting trip with Canadian first nations Brock Samson, myself.
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Listen, he's the protagonist of Canada which means if you or me or anyone for that matter goes on a hunting trip with him, odds are high that we will get killed by some unusually intelligent and malicious wildlife to provide him with the motivation to go on a revenge-fueled rampage.

I like my life too much to end it serving as a one-bit character to kick the plot off.
 
Rakdos92 said:
Listen, he's the protagonist of Canada which means if you or me or anyone for that matter goes on a hunting trip with him, odds are high that we will get killed by some unusually intelligent and malicious wildlife to provide him with the motivation to go on a revenge-fueled rampage.

I like my life too much to end it serving as a one-bit character to kick the plot off.
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You could be the kidnapped love interest he has to rescue instead.

Prep your bussy. :V
 
Rakdos92 said:
Listen, he's the protagonist of Canada which means if you or me or anyone for that matter goes on a hunting trip with him, odds are high that we will get killed by some unusually intelligent and malicious wildlife to provide him with the motivation to go on a revenge-fueled rampage.

I like my life too much to end it serving as a one-bit character to kick the plot off.
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But the chance to be spooky ghost mentor though.

I'm not sure how useful he'd find ghostly advice on barbecue tips or 'maybe more alcohol will help' but I'm sure it'd work out :V
 
khatun said:
But the chance to be spooky ghost mentor though.

I'm not sure how useful he'd find ghostly advice on barbecue tips or 'maybe more alcohol will help' but I'm sure it'd work out :V
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Rakdos92 said:
Just pull a Killer 7 and mumble about random shit that is vaguely connected to the situation at hand.
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Any sufficiently advanced or esoteric advice is indistinguishable from gibberish.

Meaning can be assigned after the fact, anyway.
 
Y'all lacking ambition.

What you should be doing is angling to become an American spinoff series. Does require a suitable level of crazy, though.

Like my great uncle whose kill count included basically every large animal worth mentioning in the lower 48, including some very illegal birds. He claimed he bagged them before it was a crime. I have my doubts.

Oh well, what's the game warden gonna do, dig him up and toss his corpse in the slammer?

It wouldn't be all that strange for some nut like him to go to Canada and round up a group to go whale hunting just for the gits and shiggles.

Then, knowing my uncle, he wouldn't give a fuck about whales and would instead be up there hunting Sasquatch and/or hippies.

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jt5VmVeK830
 
TanaNari said:
And also porn.

And a nature documentary.

But I repeat myself.
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Human pornography is often one of the least natural things, though. At least, when it's intentionally made.
TanaNari said:
What you should be doing is angling to become an American spinoff series. Does require a suitable level of crazy, though.
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You also have to be an entertaining, consistent kind of crazy with numerous exploits to become the subject of a series.

Otherwise, you tend to wind up the subject of a single episode of Cops, True Crime, or a similar show.

Or a single morbidly hilarious bit of news. Which might later be made into a weirdly dramatized movie.
 
Hatless Nuance said:
Human pornography is often one of the least natural things, though. At least, when it's intentionally made.
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Yeah. Amateur porn where it's just a couple filming themselves fucking is way more likely to look like actual human fucking than professionally done porn.
 
Hatless Nuance said:
Human pornography is often one of the least natural things, though. At least, when it's intentionally made.
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Not to put too fine a point on it, but I was making a bestiality joke.

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Too subtle?
 
The Villainous Young Lady Cries in Frustration: I Told You Not to Provoke the Protagonist

Is probably the most hilarious face slapping chinese novel I've read translated. Sad the translation is only 41 chapters so far.

I just wanted to say this because I was laughing my ass off.

Especially since the dudes martial art is literally face slapping.
 
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