Yacov
I trust you know where the happy button is?
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Thank goodness COMPNOR are not telepaths.To me, it was useless. Sure, the size I can understand to an extent, a sector is a large thing to administer and it requires a great deal of manpower and space to do things. But the gold? The dozen story tall cloth banners with the Imperial Sigil?
Wack.
Dear Force, Las is going to go over the entire sector records. The review is going to result in so much. Imagine filing that you found a new resource rich world, only it winds up lost in bureaucracy."The technicians report that it'll take them a few days to check all the servers for bugs and plants. The analysts say it'll take them at least a few months to go through all the files to check for inconsistencies." Said Garp, the secretary sitting to my side, tall even when sitting.
Other Imperials would have a heart attack to hear Garp talk to his Moff like that.I started scrolling as I spoke. "Well, so long as their non-"
"-human, right?" Garp answered cheekily, a smirk on his face.
I sent him a friendly glare. "I was going to say non-standard Imperial, ass. It's not my fault all my secretaries end up being non-humans."
"Some might say it's a…preference of sorts, sir."
I huff. "Really? How does that explain you?"
"You're an open minded man, I hear."
"The only thing attractive about you is your fashion sense, Garp. You're going to die single." I reply,
Now I am imagining Mugwuffin walking into a kitchen, getting a bottle of sauce from the fridge, then downing it in shot glasses. While Las is having a meeting with someone.One for my hot chocolate, one for his tea, and one for the BBQ sauce Mugwuffin likes sipping on. Sometimes I forget she has opposable thumbs until she picks up a fucking book.
They don't even realize they are a Sith (dark side user). Then again, Myrthos probably has that dark sider walk going on.My rank pips ensure that every trooper and officer steps out of our way, giving a quick salute. Myrthos's visage makes the rest move out of fear. It's odd to think of them as scary, considering I've watched them lose a match of dejarik so badly I thought they were cursed.
The Imperial Moff says to the Imperial General. Man Myto's Imperial government is going to be so confusing for outsiders."Why tell me? As General, shouldn't I be under the most suspicion?"
As the door began to close, he said one last thing.
"Because you're a good person, Yulitra."
Las, you are a brilliant bureaucrat and public speaker, but man can you be dense sometimes."Sir, there seems to be a development on Minda. It seems a great deal of individuals have arrived on Accordia to seek your presence, sir."
What?
"What? Did I piss someone off?"
Garp looks at me as if I'm stupid. I'm not stupid!
The fact that Las is having these thoughts after leaving Moff Tarry's gold encrusted Imperial palace. I refuse to believe Moff Hiral built something that tacky.I have been waiting MONTHS for that chocolate. It's only available in the Corellian system, using milk from a specific type of cattle found nowhere else, and mixed with local in system herbs to create what has been described as the "taste of Corellian freedom!", at least before the Empire made them change it to "Corellian industry" instead. And it cost me nearly four months of saving my wages for this one shipment.
Moff Gunther: "I used my sector's taxes to build a planet to space freeze ray to ice Rebel fleets!"As for the hyperspace stuff, it was simple. Knowing that I would be Moff meant that I needed to improve the sector. And one of the best ways to do that is information flow.
HoloNet relays and the hyperspace transceivers used to tie them together were an obvious improvement. Most of the ones out here were old, and the Net didn't cover the entire sector. There were many, many systems that had to rely on subspace emitters, which could only contact nearby systems.
My hope was that with better communication in place, things could get done quicker, better and overall have life be less of a pain in the ass.
Moff Luther: "Well I used my sector's taxes to build a gun designed to activate volcanoes all over a planet!"
Moff Las: "I used my sector's taxes to upgrade my sector's communication grid and improved my people's quality of life and productivity."
Other Moffs: "…"
Moff Las: "What? Isn't that what you are supposed to do with taxes?"
Yeah the Empire did not like uncontrolled Hyperspace communications. They often went after owners of private networks to stifle non-Imperial friendly news from getting around.And if the connection happened to be wiretapped, well that's the Empire. Hopefully those slaver bastards would be dumb enough to use the system. Though they likely had their own systems in place.
Also yes, the slavers are probably dumb enough to use the system. They know the Empire is bugging it, but they'll assume it is their Empire bugging it, not their political opponents,
Las' treatise is going to be amazing and probably banned in New Republic space for being too Imperial friendly.Mostly, I used it to note down the details I saw of how the Empire functioned. Politically, economically, and more. All a part of a personal project of mine.
As I studied more and more politics and economics, I took it upon myself to assign myself homework. Study practice of sorts.
Aside from just doing publicly available university tests, I decided to try writing something. Like an essay almost, or a treatise. Though that makes it sound fancier than it is. It's just a collection of what I've noticed about how the empire functions, and more importantly how it fails, which it does far too often.
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