Governor's Gambit - Star Wars SI into Imperial Governor

[paxus22]

mugwuffin in the vents vs a strike team would be more like a Alien movie than die hard lol,

or is a combination possible? can mugwuffin write ho ho ho now i have a blaster?

 

[Faralis]

I wanted to get across how convoluted and competitive the Empire is internally

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No joke, teh Bizantines were straight guys, politically, compared to the convoluted nightmare that is Palpy's empire politics...

 

[Wratus]

Hmmmm seeing how some Space stations haven't changed all that much in design from the Old Republic era while others are quite wild in their designs like these.

Spoiler: Current era confirmed designs

Citadel of Rur

Sorca Retreat

Faos Station

We can actually use the SWTOR space station designs for the Minda system and the Myto Sector if going by my idea to create strategically placed stations to serve as sector patrol headquarters, plus Moff Las Mola was contemplating on building a space station to function as his own headquarters and office space wasn't he. And the stations in question has a nice and simple design that you can expect to come from a Imperial construction project.

Spoiler: Vaiken Spacedock and Carrick Station

Vaiken Spacedock

Carrick Station

We also can't forget about the Golan Defence Stations, but seeing as most of these are found in important core Imperial worlds the question is if our Moff can afford em.

Spoiler: Golan Defence Stations/Platforms

Golan M3185 space station

Golan I Space Defence Platform

Golan-II Defence Platform

Golan-III Defence Platform

 

[Psychic_Duck]

With all the slaves Las is freeing he may gain Vaders support, maybe not openly but from the shadows.

 

[SwaffleWaffle]

I am of the thought that we NEED a Die Hard Style Mugwuffin chapter.
She needs a chance to show off her Force Lizard Catness! Also, how is the production of Mugwuffin plushies going?

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Maybe various offices / departments / buildings / teams could be authorized to keep an emotional support animal / mascot around. I imagine that this might actually boost productivity for some jobs, or decrease stress, mistakes, attrition, turnovers etc.

People could argue that their pets are better based on how much they increase productivity, and Mugwuffin could be shown to be the best, and obviously responsible for the high productivity / competence of Las and his people. People could make a graph of Las' productivity before and after Mugwuffin to justify getting office animals.

Office plants, perhaps cultivated Bansai style, and more would also be an option. Perhaps some madman could have a Pygmy Sarlacc which is kept in a little terrarium and fed bugs, like an extra sized Antlion.

Some pets could perhaps be droids, especially for the more technical departments, offices, teams, etc. - maybe a small flying model of a starship or TIE fighter could be the pet of someone.

Perhaps a model of a civilian LECA could be made, and people could play fetch / catch with it, or something like that.


On another note, I think there should be a business which has go-carts for races. Perhaps some people would see go-carts with actual *wheels* as about as antiquated as horses are to us, if not more so, and there could be betting over go-kart races, and more.

Perhaps there could be challenges to make combustion-engine-driven primitive vehicles and drive them around a track.

Making a droid pilot and programming it to be the best racer would both add another dimension to the challenge and make the sport safer for organics.

 

[bloodyparty]

TFTC, isb doing as the isb does.

egg is much mlre viscois and can slough off

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Wdym the egg can slough off? Do you not coat the chicken in flour first?

flour, egg, flour

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Do you mean flour -> egg -> crumbs or do you double stack it flour -> egg -> flour -> egg -> crumbs? I tried the double stacking recently but don't particularly taste a difference..

 

[ExFelineServer3]

Emotional Support Animals for the WIN!!!
Jesus, could you really imagine the sheer variety and chaos that could be. Especially if naturally occurring predator and prey animals end up on the same floor or room.
Itchy and Scratchy, Tom and Jerry, Sylvester and Tweetie, Taz and everyone else.

 

[Freefaller]

IMPERIAL SECURITY BUREAU | PERSONNEL SUMMARY

Moff Las Mola (Formerly Governor of Minda and Edin systems)

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BIOGRAPHICAL OVERVIEW

• Birth: 5 BFE, Coruscant.
• Residency: Relocated to Eriadu during childhood, now resides on Ugea.
• Physical Description: 5'10" with a pale complexion and brown hair.
• Distinguishing Marks: Heavy scarring on the right side of the face resulting from an assassination attempt by the Crowns syndicate (Check Medical File 77B).
• Education: Expelled from the Imperial Academy of Eriadu for impertinence.
• Combat Training: Private self-defense instruction under Commander Kaela Grant (Check File Grant-K).

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FAMILY ASSET DISTRIBUTION

The subject has consolidated his immediate family into critical sector roles to ensure absolute loyalty.

• Dornun Mola (Father): Serves as an informal information gatherer and local intelligence asset.
• Jir Mola (Mother): Former Academy Commandant who was discharged by the subject immediately upon her arrival in the Myto Sector.
• Shal Mola (Sister): Commander of the ISD Heavy Judgement tasked with guarding the Minda shipyards.
• Zyx Mola (Sister): Former Military Intelligence agent now serving as a direct administrative aide.
• Alvi Mola (Sister): High-ranking TIE pilot currently patrolling the Edin system.

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ECONOMIC AND SECTOR ACHIEVEMENTS

The subject maintains a philosophy of economic stability that prioritizes long-term yields over immediate Imperial quotas.

• Imperial Guild: An expansive economic infrastructure providing loans and managing market competition through a strict ranking and trust system. It utilizes tiered rewards to incentivize productivity, such as granting high-ranked mercenaries exclusive equipment rights. The system even incorporates "Sourcing Specialists" to hunt rival smugglers and repurpose or dispose of illicit cargo (Check File Guild-PROD).
• Rothana Assets: Acquired RHE's orbital shipyard and specialized factory components for 9 billion credits to negotiate more lenient quotas for the system with the then-Moff (Check Financial Report RHE99).
• Negotiation History: The transaction was successfully brokered by the former secretary Oioro.
• Technological Push: Developed and mandated Personal Digital Assistants to replace standard datapads for more efficient data processing and administration.

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LOYALTY AND POLITICAL ALIGNMENT

Mola's methods have drawn significant scrutiny from COMPNOR regarding his adherence to New Order orthodoxy.

• Ideological Deviance: COMPNOR has logged formal concerns regarding the subject's strict meritocratic systems and his willingness to allow aliens into high-level government roles.
• Auxiliary Forces: Under his tenure, non-human auxiliaries have become increasingly common within sector security forces.
• Imperial Benefits: Despite these deviations, the Myto Sector has experienced a dramatic rise in tax revenue and logistical efficiency.
• Civilian Stability: His policies have fostered a growing middle class that expresses vocal loyalty to the Empire, creating a counter culture to potential local revolutionary sentiment.

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PSYCHOLOGICAL ANALYSIS

Mola presents as a high-functioning workaholic with an extreme focus on logistical optimization. He lacks a traditional social circle and avoids the standard political posturing common among his peers.

• Work Ethic: Historically logged 14-hour days as Governor and currently maintains a strict 56-hour work week.
• Interpersonal Relations: Social interactions are limited to his pet lizard and a red-skinned bodyguard of unknown origin.
• Staffing Preference: Shows a consistent pattern of hiring non-human secretaries who are eventually promoted to positions of significant influence.
• Political Ambition: Appears low. His maneuvers are consistently aimed at fiscal health rather than personal power.

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SECURITY CLASSIFICATIONS

The subject's connection to the Inquisitorius is currently obfuscated. The Seventh Brother was present during an incident on Edin, but all related documentation is inaccessible to this branch following the restructuring of the Inquisition (Check Restricted Archive SEC-00). The identity and background of his primary bodyguard remain unverified, but are suspected to be related to this incident.

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BFE stands for Before the Formation of the Empire.

Said I'd drop this, so here it is. Also, they call Zyx an aide cause thats her official title, they have no clue of her more secretive activities.

Keep it real.
-Freefaller

 

[Thundersmight94]

Ooh, could we get a version of this, but for the rebels

 

[Nickjr104]

• Jir Mola (Mother): Former Academy Commandant who was discharged by the subject immediately upon her arrival in the Myto Sector.

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I'm seeing this and the most hilarious thing that comes to mind is if Las' pension he gave her is enough to set her up in mansion, (probably an idea by his dad/sisters to keep her out of trouble and their hair) so People think he basically forced his mother into retirement only to put up in the sweet life. thus somehow creating rumors that he Loves his mother and wants nothing more then for her to relax. but Jir keeps having Political parties in hopes of being able to make connections again. but everyone who visits keeps on saying how great her son is and how she must be proud to be able to retire with her son paying for everything. They are also visiting in hopes of making connections to Las by his mother which she her self is using to try and make connection again.

 

[Wratus]

I'm seeing this and the most hilarious thing that comes to mind is if Las' pension he gave her is enough to set her up in mansion, (probably an idea by his dad/sisters to keep her out of trouble and their hair) so People think he basically forced his mother into retirement only to put up in the sweet life. thus somehow creating rumors that he Loves his mother and wants nothing more then for her to relax. but Jir keeps having Political parties in hopes of being able to make connections again. but everyone who visits keeps on saying how great her son is and how she must be proud to be able to retire with her son paying for everything. They are also visiting in hopes of making connections to Las by his mother which she her self is using to try and make connection again.

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This is just... perfect and comedic gold and i can totally see it happening, @Freefaller you seeing this right, want to implement it because it is just once again perfect.

 

[LuckyRobert]

He lacks a traditional social circle and avoids the standard political posturing common among his peers.

• Work Ethic: Historically logged 14-hour days as Governor and currently maintains a strict 56-hour work week.
• Interpersonal Relations: Social interactions are limited to his pet lizard and a red-skinned bodyguard of unknown origin.

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Jesus Christ, that's a lot of words to call someone a friendless workaholic loser. They're really roasting his ass in official reports.

 

[Sanguine]

I'm seeing this and the most hilarious thing that comes to mind is if Las' pension he gave her is enough to set her up in mansion, (probably an idea by his dad/sisters to keep her out of trouble and their hair) so People think he basically forced his mother into retirement only to put up in the sweet life. thus somehow creating rumors that he Loves his mother and wants nothing more then for her to relax. but Jir keeps having Political parties in hopes of being able to make connections again. but everyone who visits keeps on saying how great her son is and how she must be proud to be able to retire with her son paying for everything. They are also visiting in hopes of making connections to Las by his mother which she her self is using to try and make connection again.

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From the outside looking in, an Imperial would think that everything went according to Jir's plan. All her kids are successful, and her family has de facto control over a prosperous sector. To Imperial eyes it looks like Jir secured her legacy and then retired to enjoy the fruits of her labor.

 

[zecorezecron]

Do you mean flour -> egg -> crumbs or do you double stack it flour -> egg -> flour -> egg -> crumbs? I tried the double stacking recently but don't particularly taste a difference..

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If you were so inclined to use crumbs (I don't personally, because I don't like my breading that thick and i cut my chicken pretty small. I am also not fancy enough to use real crumbs) then i would say to use crumbs instead of the second coat of flour, though if you like the thicker breading, do as you wrote. Mine get crunchier than store bought fried chicken without crumbs.

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Birth: 24 BBY, Coruscant

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I know it's in bby for the sake of us the audience, but I imagine some disgruntled beurocracrat changing dates to this to fuck with the Empire.

 

[Freefaller]

Ooh, could we get a version of this, but for the rebels

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already working on it

 

[Blackenedthorn]

I can imagine his mother fall into old habits and buys a manor that she turns into an informal Imperial Prep School, despite it all become very successful in her own way and creates an environment that encourage Imperial Loyalty without all the Backstabbing. Just imagine that Imperial Cadets hailing from Minda come in the form of a variety of species but all are fiercely loyal to the Empire, give some of the most crisp salutes some officers had seen in years, and display none of the stereotypes expected of the Myto Sector or their species.

Also, another means to gain Vader's approval could possibly to sponsor an Imperial-Myto Podracing Tournament with some heft prizes offered and it just so happens to occur during a snap visit of the death's Head Squadron

 

[Graedoh]

While I don't think he would, would our Moff ever decide just for the sake of it to try adding a movie, TV etc studio to his territory? I'm pretty sure movies and TV shows are a thing in Star Wars and he has some ideas he could "borrow" for some spare or extra cash. Honestly it would still be funny even if that didn't happen if he contemplated it but decided not too.

 

[Blackenedthorn]

While I don't think he would, would our Moff ever decide just for the sake of it to try adding a movie, TV etc studio to his territory? I'm pretty sure movies and TV shows are a thing in Star Wars and he has some ideas he could "borrow" for some spare or extra cash. Honestly it would still be funny even if that didn't happen if he contemplated it but decided not too.

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Just imagine Las directing a Star Wars version of the Lord of the Rings Trilogy or making a Die Hard clone set during Life Day

 

[206er]

his pet lizard

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From the way Mugwuffin behaves, I always thought he/she? Would look more like a cat, but then I checked the art section on the Index.

Looks like a lizard, behaves like a cat... Could Mugwuffin be a dragon?