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J: In the interests of getting an income, we're now looking for commissions for stories.
- Basic Rate: 25$ per 1000 words
- Fight Scene Rate: +$15 per 1000 words; only applies to the fight scene itself.
-Sexual Content: +15$ per 1000 words.
-Detailed Sex Scenes: +40$ per 1000 words; this stacks with the modifier for general sexual content.
Fetish Price Modifier (stacks w/sexual content):
- Furries: Free!
- Bondage: +10$ per 1000 words.
- Other Fetishes: +15$ per fetish per 1000 words.
- Body Modularity/Dullahan: +25$ per 1000 words (we actually like it, but a constant boner makes writing difficult)
Setting Price Modifier:
- No Setting Specified: +0$
- Adleyverse: A 1950s-ish urban fantasy with no masquerade. Much more inclusive of assorted minorities than the actual 1950s. Our own IP. +0$
- Voidskipper: A science-fiction setting 8000 years in the future with rampant transhumanism and megastructures all over. Significant attention is paid to scientific accuracy. Our own IP. +0$
- Familiar Fandoms (Worm, Mega Man, Familiar of Zero, Cultist Simulator, Slay The Princess, Outer Wilds, Mass Effect, Star Wars, Halo, possibly others): +10$ per 1000 words.
- Fandoms we don't know well: Before allowing commissions, we want 100$ to fund detailed study of the setting in question.
- Fandoms We Don't Like: NO
- Custom Setting: Variable; subject to negotiation.
Editorial Modifiers:
- Additional Editing Passes: +0.5* price multiplier for each editing pass beyond the first.
- Private Story: *3 final price, after all other modifiers
Terms
- No generative AI is used in the writing of our stories; integrity aside, it's plainly shit at keeping track of characters and plot threads.
- Desired story length must be specified as part of the commission, maximum length of a single commission is 10000 words.
- A 25% down-payment is required to start work on a commission.
- The down payment will be refunded in full if the story is not complete within 30 days of commissioning.
- Payment is accepted by Cashapp, Paypal, and Ko-Fi.
- Unless you pay extra for the commissioned story to be kept private, it will be posted publicly upon completion. We want the publicity from people reading our stories.
Things We Won't Write
- We will not write anything portraying bigotry positively.
- We will not write anything portraying billionaires positively.
- We will not write anything portraying landlordry positively.
- We will not write anything portraying narcissists positively.
- We will not write anything portraying authoritarianism positively.
- We will not write snuff fiction.
- We will not write any story with both sexual content and underage characters. Not even if the two never meet; they can't be in the same story.
- We will not write any story with non-consensual sexual content. Mind-control and/or drugs do not count as consent. One party having authority or leverage over the other also muddies consent enough that we won't write it.
Feral Catgirl Colony Productions
Now Open for Commissioned Stories!
Pricing InformationNow Open for Commissioned Stories!
- Basic Rate: 25$ per 1000 words
- Fight Scene Rate: +$15 per 1000 words; only applies to the fight scene itself.
-Sexual Content: +15$ per 1000 words.
-Detailed Sex Scenes: +40$ per 1000 words; this stacks with the modifier for general sexual content.
Fetish Price Modifier (stacks w/sexual content):
- Furries: Free!
- Bondage: +10$ per 1000 words.
- Other Fetishes: +15$ per fetish per 1000 words.
- Body Modularity/Dullahan: +25$ per 1000 words (we actually like it, but a constant boner makes writing difficult)
Setting Price Modifier:
- No Setting Specified: +0$
- Adleyverse: A 1950s-ish urban fantasy with no masquerade. Much more inclusive of assorted minorities than the actual 1950s. Our own IP. +0$
- Voidskipper: A science-fiction setting 8000 years in the future with rampant transhumanism and megastructures all over. Significant attention is paid to scientific accuracy. Our own IP. +0$
- Familiar Fandoms (Worm, Mega Man, Familiar of Zero, Cultist Simulator, Slay The Princess, Outer Wilds, Mass Effect, Star Wars, Halo, possibly others): +10$ per 1000 words.
- Fandoms we don't know well: Before allowing commissions, we want 100$ to fund detailed study of the setting in question.
- Fandoms We Don't Like: NO
- Custom Setting: Variable; subject to negotiation.
Editorial Modifiers:
- Additional Editing Passes: +0.5* price multiplier for each editing pass beyond the first.
- Private Story: *3 final price, after all other modifiers
Terms
- No generative AI is used in the writing of our stories; integrity aside, it's plainly shit at keeping track of characters and plot threads.
- Desired story length must be specified as part of the commission, maximum length of a single commission is 10000 words.
- A 25% down-payment is required to start work on a commission.
- The down payment will be refunded in full if the story is not complete within 30 days of commissioning.
- Payment is accepted by Cashapp, Paypal, and Ko-Fi.
- Unless you pay extra for the commissioned story to be kept private, it will be posted publicly upon completion. We want the publicity from people reading our stories.
Things We Won't Write
- We will not write anything portraying bigotry positively.
- We will not write anything portraying billionaires positively.
- We will not write anything portraying landlordry positively.
- We will not write anything portraying narcissists positively.
- We will not write anything portraying authoritarianism positively.
- We will not write snuff fiction.
- We will not write any story with both sexual content and underage characters. Not even if the two never meet; they can't be in the same story.
- We will not write any story with non-consensual sexual content. Mind-control and/or drugs do not count as consent. One party having authority or leverage over the other also muddies consent enough that we won't write it.