Chapter 24: Step Up to the Chopping Board [Updated]
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The day of the grand event finally arrived.
The streets surrounding the Iron Core Gym had been closed off for the past five days to ensure construction proceeded without a hitch. Early this morning, they were finally reopened.
From that moment until mere minutes before the competition officially began, the swelling crowd outside refused to disperse. Because the makeshift arena could only safely accommodate a thousand people, and the spectator entry fee was set at a steep ten coppers per person, a restless sea of citizens remained outside, desperately craning their necks to catch a glimpse of the spectacle.
One thousand people at ten coppers each... that is one hundred silver coins just from the door! Zani thought, practically weeping tears of joy as his perpetual financial anxieties evaporated.
To maximize his profits, Zani had utilized all his disciples and the newly partnered hunters as security guards. His reasoning sounded generous enough on the surface: they would work in rotating shifts, allowing two of the three groups to watch the tournament while the remaining group guarded the perimeter.
The heavy iron gates were groaning shut, with only a handful of spectator seats remaining when three figures clad in unassuming robes brazenly cut the line. Without a single word, they casually tossed silver coins to anyone who parted ways for them, smoothly securing their entry.
"So domineering!"
"Who were they?"
"I got a silver too, Mommy!"
The crowd watched in awe as the mysterious trio crossed the threshold, completely ignoring the towering Bai stationed at the gate.
Before long, the lingering crowd outside could only sigh in disappointment as Bai turned around and pushed the heavy iron gates firmly shut.
Inside the gym, the transformation was breathtaking. A grand stage spanning almost two thousand square feet sat squarely in the center of the courtyard.
Surrounding it, the seating area was arranged like an ancient colosseum, entirely constructed from wood. There was only one main opening leading from the iron gates for the audience to enter. Everything else, including the towering perimeter walls, was heavily shadowed beneath the elevated wooden bleachers.
Because the entire grandstand was hollow and supported only by thick wooden beams, the space beneath it formed a perfect hidden network for staff to move around unseen. Bai, acting as the primary guard, stepped into the shadows beneath the bleachers under the guise of encouraging the disciples on duty. A few moments later, a small girl wearing a silk veil quietly slipped from those same shadows and made her way toward the stage.
Meanwhile, on the stage, a bulky man with a thick beard proudly walked to the center.
"Ahem. Can everyone hear me?!"
Village Chief Sythe's voice boomed across the entire makeshift stadium. Upon learning that Mayor Salam was serving as a primary judge, and that the announcer would inherently be granted tasting privileges, Sythe had shamelessly begged Zani for the role.
"Welcome, everyone, to this momentous occasion! My name is Sythe, and it is my pleasure to host you all!"
He swept his arm grandly as he announced the prize pool. "The victor of today's grueling trial will not only walk away with a mountain of silver and a live Mud Boar piglet, but they shall also be crowned with the title: The Best Chef of Grains City!"
The audience erupted into deafening cheers.
"Now, bow your heads and welcome our esteemed Judges!" Sythe roared over the noise. "First, the organizer of this grand tournament, Master Zani! Next, the ruler of our Grains City, Mayor Salam! And lastly, a VIP guest personally invited by the Mayor, the owner of the legendary Roast Boar Restaurant in Slaughter City... Master Roasty!"
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
Thunderous applause shook the stadium. Zani himself clapped politely along with the roaring crowd.
Today was Zani's first time meeting Mayor Salam face-to-face. The Mayor carried himself with quiet dignity, yet treated Zani with remarkable humility and respect. The calculated display effectively elevated the young gym master's standing in the eyes of the gathered citizens.
Furthermore, the Mayor had called in a few political favors to invite Roasty, a culinary giant from Slaughter City, a region renowned across the empire for its premium Mud Boar cuisine.
"Now, let us welcome the brave souls who dare to step up to the chopping board!" Sythe announced loudly.
Soon, exactly two hundred and fifty-two contestants stood nervously upon the massive wooden stage.
The group was a chaotic mix of renowned restaurant chefs, humble street-stall owners, and ordinary housewives. Because a grand event like this had never been held in the history of the region, many had signed up purely to be part of the spectacle. In fact, a full third of the participants had traveled from outside the city borders just to compete.
"Please move to your assigned seats! We will randomly draw numbers to form groups of twelve. From each group, only two shall advance!"
The strict elimination process rested entirely in the hands of the three judges. However, any excess food prepared in bulk was generously distributed among the roaring audience, giving them something to taste and keeping the crowd's energy at a fever pitch.
There was, however, one glaring exception to the strict tasting rules. Chief Sythe, taking full advantage of his position as announcer, shamelessly secured a hefty sample of every passing dish. And then there were two other cheeky girls: Elisi and the veiled Leo, who had stealthily slipped into the seats beside Zani.
For the preliminaries, the screening was incredibly brutal.
Proving one's culinary skill in a single bite was a terrifying challenge. This was especially true since many of the participants had never experienced fast-paced, high-pressure cooking before. Combined with the strict time restrictions and the ruthless reality of the judges only taking a single bite to form their verdict, shocking upsets occurred constantly.
Several highly reputed, arrogant city chefs crashed out in the very first round, while completely ordinary people managed to advance through sheer passion and raw flavor.
"This format of yours is quite impressive, Master Zani," Roasty commented, taking a delicate sip of tea at the judges' table.
"When the Mayor first informed me about a cooking event in this rural city, I was absolutely certain it would be a humiliating flop that would ruin my palate. But now? I dare say this is the most entertaining spectacle I have ever been part of. Hehehe."
Roasty was, in reality, a remarkably straightforward man. He openly praised the flavors he liked, but his culinary criticisms were utterly ruthless.
He outright spat out the dishes of arrogant, renowned chefs, mercilessly tearing apart their lack of foundational skills in front of the entire crowd. Yet, in a stark contrast that revealed his true character, he would force himself to swallow the poorly cooked, bland dishes made by trembling housewives. To them, he offered gentle smiles, encouraging them to hone their craft and try harder next time.
The grueling competition raged on for hours. Thankfully, with the First Autumn month just beginning, a crisp breeze swept through the open stadium, keeping the midday heat from ruining the delicate ingredients or exhausting the sweating chefs.
By the time the sky bled into deep shades of purple, the final trial was underway.
Only five finalists remained on the grand stage. Unlike the preliminary rounds where ingredients were freely chosen, the finals featured a strict, mandatory main ingredient: Mud Boar meat. Mayor Salam had specially purchased and preserved this high-grade meat during his recent trip to Slaughter City to ensure maximum fairness.
"Look at them go, people!" Chief Sythe shouted, having completely embraced his role as the ultimate hype-man.
"Oh! I see Mister Sty has already completed his prep work! He is currently melting a rich block of Muu-beast butter in his pan!"
"Sniff, sniff... Heavens, what is that aroma? I smell omelets! Is Lady Tassy truly attempting to pair rich Mud Boar meat with eggs?!"
"And look over there!" Sythe pointed dramatically across the stage. "Our dark horse, Julian! Why is he viciously stabbing that meat with an iron skewer?!"
All five finalists were completely in the zone. Their hands moved with blurring speed, their foreheads slick with sweat as the blazing stoves cast dancing shadows across their faces.
"I can't wait to taste it..." Elisi mumbled, practically drooling as she stared intently at the sizzling pans.
"Right?" Leo hummed in agreement from behind her veil.
As the child of a prominent Immortal lineage, there were very few true delicacies in the world that Leo had not already tasted. Yet, eating here, surrounded by the roaring, chaotic crowd and sitting shoulder-to-shoulder with her best friend, made the anticipation incredibly sweet.
Hearing their rumbling stomachs, Zani could only shake his head with a faint smile.
During the brief intermission before the finals, the two gluttons had actually run off to lift iron and burn calories, deliberately emptying their stomachs so they could stuff themselves even more afterward.
Meanwhile, high above the chaotic cheering, seated in the absolute highest row near the towering outer wall, the group of three figures clad in unassuming robes sat in perfect, chilling silence.
Their sharp eyes never once left the stage.
____________________________________
For those who are curious, they were using kerosene for cooking.
The streets surrounding the Iron Core Gym had been closed off for the past five days to ensure construction proceeded without a hitch. Early this morning, they were finally reopened.
From that moment until mere minutes before the competition officially began, the swelling crowd outside refused to disperse. Because the makeshift arena could only safely accommodate a thousand people, and the spectator entry fee was set at a steep ten coppers per person, a restless sea of citizens remained outside, desperately craning their necks to catch a glimpse of the spectacle.
One thousand people at ten coppers each... that is one hundred silver coins just from the door! Zani thought, practically weeping tears of joy as his perpetual financial anxieties evaporated.
To maximize his profits, Zani had utilized all his disciples and the newly partnered hunters as security guards. His reasoning sounded generous enough on the surface: they would work in rotating shifts, allowing two of the three groups to watch the tournament while the remaining group guarded the perimeter.
The heavy iron gates were groaning shut, with only a handful of spectator seats remaining when three figures clad in unassuming robes brazenly cut the line. Without a single word, they casually tossed silver coins to anyone who parted ways for them, smoothly securing their entry.
"So domineering!"
"Who were they?"
"I got a silver too, Mommy!"
The crowd watched in awe as the mysterious trio crossed the threshold, completely ignoring the towering Bai stationed at the gate.
Before long, the lingering crowd outside could only sigh in disappointment as Bai turned around and pushed the heavy iron gates firmly shut.
Inside the gym, the transformation was breathtaking. A grand stage spanning almost two thousand square feet sat squarely in the center of the courtyard.
Surrounding it, the seating area was arranged like an ancient colosseum, entirely constructed from wood. There was only one main opening leading from the iron gates for the audience to enter. Everything else, including the towering perimeter walls, was heavily shadowed beneath the elevated wooden bleachers.
Because the entire grandstand was hollow and supported only by thick wooden beams, the space beneath it formed a perfect hidden network for staff to move around unseen. Bai, acting as the primary guard, stepped into the shadows beneath the bleachers under the guise of encouraging the disciples on duty. A few moments later, a small girl wearing a silk veil quietly slipped from those same shadows and made her way toward the stage.
Meanwhile, on the stage, a bulky man with a thick beard proudly walked to the center.
"Ahem. Can everyone hear me?!"
Village Chief Sythe's voice boomed across the entire makeshift stadium. Upon learning that Mayor Salam was serving as a primary judge, and that the announcer would inherently be granted tasting privileges, Sythe had shamelessly begged Zani for the role.
"Welcome, everyone, to this momentous occasion! My name is Sythe, and it is my pleasure to host you all!"
He swept his arm grandly as he announced the prize pool. "The victor of today's grueling trial will not only walk away with a mountain of silver and a live Mud Boar piglet, but they shall also be crowned with the title: The Best Chef of Grains City!"
The audience erupted into deafening cheers.
"Now, bow your heads and welcome our esteemed Judges!" Sythe roared over the noise. "First, the organizer of this grand tournament, Master Zani! Next, the ruler of our Grains City, Mayor Salam! And lastly, a VIP guest personally invited by the Mayor, the owner of the legendary Roast Boar Restaurant in Slaughter City... Master Roasty!"
CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!
Thunderous applause shook the stadium. Zani himself clapped politely along with the roaring crowd.
Today was Zani's first time meeting Mayor Salam face-to-face. The Mayor carried himself with quiet dignity, yet treated Zani with remarkable humility and respect. The calculated display effectively elevated the young gym master's standing in the eyes of the gathered citizens.
Furthermore, the Mayor had called in a few political favors to invite Roasty, a culinary giant from Slaughter City, a region renowned across the empire for its premium Mud Boar cuisine.
"Now, let us welcome the brave souls who dare to step up to the chopping board!" Sythe announced loudly.
Soon, exactly two hundred and fifty-two contestants stood nervously upon the massive wooden stage.
The group was a chaotic mix of renowned restaurant chefs, humble street-stall owners, and ordinary housewives. Because a grand event like this had never been held in the history of the region, many had signed up purely to be part of the spectacle. In fact, a full third of the participants had traveled from outside the city borders just to compete.
"Please move to your assigned seats! We will randomly draw numbers to form groups of twelve. From each group, only two shall advance!"
The strict elimination process rested entirely in the hands of the three judges. However, any excess food prepared in bulk was generously distributed among the roaring audience, giving them something to taste and keeping the crowd's energy at a fever pitch.
There was, however, one glaring exception to the strict tasting rules. Chief Sythe, taking full advantage of his position as announcer, shamelessly secured a hefty sample of every passing dish. And then there were two other cheeky girls: Elisi and the veiled Leo, who had stealthily slipped into the seats beside Zani.
For the preliminaries, the screening was incredibly brutal.
Proving one's culinary skill in a single bite was a terrifying challenge. This was especially true since many of the participants had never experienced fast-paced, high-pressure cooking before. Combined with the strict time restrictions and the ruthless reality of the judges only taking a single bite to form their verdict, shocking upsets occurred constantly.
Several highly reputed, arrogant city chefs crashed out in the very first round, while completely ordinary people managed to advance through sheer passion and raw flavor.
"This format of yours is quite impressive, Master Zani," Roasty commented, taking a delicate sip of tea at the judges' table.
"When the Mayor first informed me about a cooking event in this rural city, I was absolutely certain it would be a humiliating flop that would ruin my palate. But now? I dare say this is the most entertaining spectacle I have ever been part of. Hehehe."
Roasty was, in reality, a remarkably straightforward man. He openly praised the flavors he liked, but his culinary criticisms were utterly ruthless.
He outright spat out the dishes of arrogant, renowned chefs, mercilessly tearing apart their lack of foundational skills in front of the entire crowd. Yet, in a stark contrast that revealed his true character, he would force himself to swallow the poorly cooked, bland dishes made by trembling housewives. To them, he offered gentle smiles, encouraging them to hone their craft and try harder next time.
The grueling competition raged on for hours. Thankfully, with the First Autumn month just beginning, a crisp breeze swept through the open stadium, keeping the midday heat from ruining the delicate ingredients or exhausting the sweating chefs.
By the time the sky bled into deep shades of purple, the final trial was underway.
Only five finalists remained on the grand stage. Unlike the preliminary rounds where ingredients were freely chosen, the finals featured a strict, mandatory main ingredient: Mud Boar meat. Mayor Salam had specially purchased and preserved this high-grade meat during his recent trip to Slaughter City to ensure maximum fairness.
"Look at them go, people!" Chief Sythe shouted, having completely embraced his role as the ultimate hype-man.
"Oh! I see Mister Sty has already completed his prep work! He is currently melting a rich block of Muu-beast butter in his pan!"
"Sniff, sniff... Heavens, what is that aroma? I smell omelets! Is Lady Tassy truly attempting to pair rich Mud Boar meat with eggs?!"
"And look over there!" Sythe pointed dramatically across the stage. "Our dark horse, Julian! Why is he viciously stabbing that meat with an iron skewer?!"
All five finalists were completely in the zone. Their hands moved with blurring speed, their foreheads slick with sweat as the blazing stoves cast dancing shadows across their faces.
"I can't wait to taste it..." Elisi mumbled, practically drooling as she stared intently at the sizzling pans.
"Right?" Leo hummed in agreement from behind her veil.
As the child of a prominent Immortal lineage, there were very few true delicacies in the world that Leo had not already tasted. Yet, eating here, surrounded by the roaring, chaotic crowd and sitting shoulder-to-shoulder with her best friend, made the anticipation incredibly sweet.
Hearing their rumbling stomachs, Zani could only shake his head with a faint smile.
During the brief intermission before the finals, the two gluttons had actually run off to lift iron and burn calories, deliberately emptying their stomachs so they could stuff themselves even more afterward.
Meanwhile, high above the chaotic cheering, seated in the absolute highest row near the towering outer wall, the group of three figures clad in unassuming robes sat in perfect, chilling silence.
Their sharp eyes never once left the stage.
____________________________________
For those who are curious, they were using kerosene for cooking.
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