Law & Chaos: Special Magic Unit (HP Chaos Gacha)

[Ghostcraft19]

"Have at thee!"

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This is great!

 

[JT'Tales]

There had also been remarks about his robes, his application fee and whether the DMLE needed somebody to sort its post. By the time he reached the part where she'd told a neighbour, his knuckles had turned white around the handle of his wand.

Then don't go home and let her be right," I said. "You might not pass. I might not pass. But you can at least make them kick you out, instead of saving them the trouble and proving your wife right."

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Step 3: Leave that Harpy, cause goddamn. The first couple of remarks you could almost fool yourself that she's a worried wife poorly showing it by teasing her husband, but by the time it gets to shitting on him to the neighbors who have no business hearing this... yeah she's gotta go.

Don't worry Smidgy, I hear women love a man in uniform.

 

[CircusControl]

"Have at thee!"

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Beast mode

 

[Yohnos]

Smidgeworth should get a divorce

 

[Poimenikos]

The toxicity just made ME want ask a lawyer for my options and I am happily married.
God. You cant chose the family you re born into. Nor your co-workers most of the time. You need a job. Even your kids are as they come. But your spouse you chose. And there is nothing worse than having the one person in your life, the only person in your existence that YOU chose to spend your years together not respect you. It eats you slowly like cancer.
Imagine. Being a magician. A minor reality wraper. And you still can have a miserable family life

 

[FTR2017]

I really love the way you've restricted the use of the Gacha to reasonable things, and I am really looking forward to what comes next with these 'coppers'.

Especially with the protagonist leaning on his transfiguration plus dispelling and magic blade thingy to help him along.

On a side thought: Will we be seeing some Pratchett shout-outs from his Guards stories?

 

[aokway]

I still would have preferred something a bit more… cop-like.

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There is nothing more cop like than beaurocarcy

It would probably be useful on most working days,

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I could probably find a use for it.

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My brother in Christ
Over 70% of your job is management and math
On most days that number is over 90%
By week 4 your gonna be kissing that book forgiveness

No spells on the interviewee

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Just spells then?
Cause
If we can get him to sign a contract about giving his wand back in a way we choose in exchange for some information then we can let him know what sounding is before very slowly going to shove his own wand up his urethra
I know not why
But I'm quite sure he'll start saying what we want to know by the time we start pulling his underwear down
I mean
He signed the contract~
And were legally required to abide by our side of the ~deal~
Though of course new information would come first to handing off what the deal is for due to importance so anything else he says would delay and potentially make us need to "reconvene" due to the expanded information given

Guess you didn't have the easiest time at school."

"Parents can be cruel."

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Kids are cruel to!

Marchbanks glanced back at me as all of this was my fault all of a sudden.

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"Interesting"