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Legends: A Story of Monsters [Star vs. The Forces of Evil, Gravity Falls, Big Bad Beetleborgs]

From on High
And so... we come to an end for Volume 9 of Legends. Enjoy the finale and leave a comment or two.

= - = 9-8 = - =

|From On High|

Inside the Beetle Battle Base, Misao rubbed her right eye as she scanned a map of Echo Creek and the detailed points of every attack by the Magnavores since Monday's brawl at Britta's Tacos.

It felt like she'd been glued to this seat for days straight, compiling data, running simulations, and cross-referencing every bit of information that was fed to her from the Beetle Battle Base's magical computers and the information collected by everyone else out in the field. This was on top of work she'd been busy with on the hardware side of the base, making modifications during her downtime between skirmishes with the Magnavores.

All her hard work would be rewarded, soon enough.

"Almost done…" she murmured, stretching her arms high over her head, spine popping. "Then maybe I can go home and play some games…"

From the hallway came a cheerful sing-song voice.

"Hey, girlfriend~! I come bearing gamer fuel~!"

Mabel strode in with two violently fizzy drinks sloshing with unholy color. In one hand she carried a tall glass of violet soda glimmering with edible glitter, ice cubes made of fruit punch and lemonade, and a handful of gummy Parasaurolophus floating inside. A marker doodle of Misao smiled from the glass's side.

Misao's eyes lit up. "Ah, my love!"

Mabel set the glass beside Misao's keyboard like she was delivering a gift from the gods.

"Just how you like it," she said proudly. "Grape energy soda, glitter sugar, tasty ice cubes, and your favorite dinosaur!"

She lifted her own red concoction in her other hand, which contained blue and purple cubes and gummy Apatosaurus instead. "Enough sugar to power a city and enough caffeine to wake up Cthulhu!"

Misao took a sip and her pupils dilated. "Ooh! I feel awakened already!"

Mabel leaned her hands on the back of Misao's chair, resting her chest on her head as she peered at the swirling projections on the central screen.

"So, what have you been up to?"

Misao, reenergized, tapped a few keys. "A few things all at once. First, I'm completing the counter-strategy for Barla, now that we've got Nano's comics. Second, I'm charting every Magnavore appearance since Monday and comparing them with magical and spatial distortions to hopefully track their movements. And third…"

She smiled proudly and turned to Mabel.

"I'm updating the Battle Base to interface with modern tech and the internet! I have already connected a router down here from the surface, but it is only the start! By this time next week, it'll sync with our phones, play our playlists, and stream cat videos in 4K. I'll be able to stream from here if I want!"

Mabel blinked. "You are so scary-smart and adorable and I wanna kiss you forever."

"Rain me with kisses," Misao replied, sipping again. "For I have earned them!"

Mabel leaned more fully over Misao's chair, casually drumming her fingers along the backrest. Her weight pressed gently against the back of Misao's head, and her eyes were suddenly narrowed with purpose as she scrutinized the map like a psychic trying to read tea leaves.

Misao, mildly muffled, tilted her head back to press her face further into Mabel's chest. "What is it?"

Still staring intently at the screen, Mabel murmured, "If you connect the dots… it kind of looks like a kitty."

Misao blinked, squinting at the screen. "Huh… it does! Those are the ears, and that's the little tail…"

At that moment, Dipper walked up beside them, holding his journal, with Janna trailing behind carrying her smartphone and a mostly-eaten churro.

"Misao, you ready to call it?" Dipper asked, glancing between the screen and the two girls.

The smaller girl lit up and her hands flew across the keyboard. "Yep! Let me just save my work!"

Janna yawned dramatically. "No rush. I'm not in a hurry to get the Graveyard going."

Misao turned in her chair slightly. "I have connected a router in the Beetle Battle Base."

Janna stopped mid-bite of her churro. "I am now in a hurry to get the Graveyard going."

Mabel was just as hyped. "I can stream makeup tutorials too!"

Dipper winced. "Hey, be careful about social media while we're down here."

Janna nodded, already scrolling. "I privated all my socials. But don't worry, I have seventy alternative accounts."

"Ja, me too," Misao said. "I stream from home, which is safe, but we don't need to alert people we're here. Not unless we want another Goblin to show up."

A flicker of tension rose in the room at the mention of that name.

Since Reiko's report of the sword-wielding mercenary showing up to the ex-Vanderhoff house, there'd been no sign of him. He was only in it for the money, but there were still bruised feelings.

Some worse than others; Star still planned to blast him into a crater Yamcha-style next time she saw him.

With her work saved, Misao stood up, still sipping from her sparkling, gummy dinosaur-filled drink. "All right, my love, let's go home."

Dipper gave her a look. "Mabel Juice this late?"

Misao raised the glass. "I'm still streaming tonight. There is much Destiny and Street Fighter to play, and it's not even nine."

The moment she stood up, Janna slid into her seat like it was a throne. "And now that there's internet down here, I'll be tuning in live."

"If you do, I'll make you a mod."

Janna grinned, eyes gleaming. "You promise too much power. My reign shall be great… and terrible."

As if the universe itself had heard her threat, alarms blared through the Battle Base, cutting off the moment.

Everyone jumped.

Dipper turned toward the main screen. "Wait… again?!"

Misao darted back to the console. "Pull up the map!"

"On it," Janna said, already typing fast.

The map on screen zoomed in to highlight an area of El Sereno, which lay to the southwest of Echo Creek. Police scanner chatter burst through the speakers.

"985 at Huntington Drive North and Castalia... repeat, 985 at Huntington Drive North and Castalia... armed assailants at El Sereno Night Market. Suspects ID'd as Typhus and Noxic." A female dispatcher reported above overlapping responses from other police units.

"Come on!" Mabel cried. "Do they even sleep?!"

Dipper grimaced. "They're definitely not concerned about our schedules."

He looked at Janna. "Who's on deck?"

"Star's off duty, and Marco's turned in with her. Last I checked in the group chat, we still have the Beetleborgs and Jackie online."

Mabel was already on her phone, dialing. "Leave the organizing to me."

She grinned. "Brophades, you got the Scissors?"

Dipper produced the Dimensional Scissors. "Let's get to work."

@@@@@

"All right, guys, ten minutes to close. If you're not buying, start packing it up and go!"

Heather's announcement jolted the customers lounging at Zoom Comics from their comic book consumption and who would win between The Hulk and Blood-lusted Howard the Duck discourse. Grumbles and and laments about the store being better when it closed at ten rose up.

Heather heard that. "Hey, don't make me get Big Nano from the back."

Among the rustling of comics being put away and bags of snacks being discarded, Drew was reading the latest issue of Invincible.

Man, I am glad I'm not as big with Invincible as I am with Beetleborgs… I'll take the Magnavores over ROBOT any day. He thought with disgust at what he read.

"Hey, Drew, you'd better start packing up," another guest and one of his classmates, a smaller bespectacled boy with fluffy caramel-brown hair and an extremely nerdy aura, called over to him.

Drew lowered his book. "Huh? Oh, I'm helping close… have a good night, Tim."

"Huh?" Tim looked at him then over at Heather, who smiled in Drew's direction.

He grew confused as he returned to Drew. "Aren't you…?"

"Aren't I what?" Drew asked.

The young man paled slightly, self-consciousness and a fear of misreading the room flashing across his brown eyes. "Uhh… forget I said anything, goodnight!"

Hoisting an oversized backpack onto his shoulders, the boy retreated out of the store.

Confused in turn, Drew shrugged his shoulders.

Heather read the vibe as she rested her elbows on the counter. She was already done breaking down the café and all that was left was to count her register.

"Wow… school's been out all week but word's getting around," she noted with a smirk.

Drew blinked owlishly at her, before it finally clicked. "Wait, about me and Sabrina?"

Heather chucked. "I don't think you're the invisible nerd anymore, dude. You're gossip material now."

Drew closed the Invincible book and slid it back onto the shelf, still trying to process Tim's reaction. "How do people even know? I haven't told anybody."

Heather gave him a long, knowing look. Then sighed in mock exasperation as she leaned against the counter.

"Sabrina Backintosh is a cheerleader, remember?" She said, counting out coins with one hand as she spoke.

"She may be the cute, quiet one, but the rest of them? Please. They'll talk about every little thing,especially when one of them snags a decent boy."

Heather calling him decent warmed Drew, reminding him of his crush on her.

No, wait… he was about to go on a date with Sabrina. He could not be thinking about that.

"Heh… I guess it hasn't really sunk in yet?" He said, awkwardly scratching the back of his neck. "School's been out for a few days, so…"

Heather watched the last customer trudge out then leaned back on the counter. The clock said she still had a few minutes before she could lock the doors, but nobody else was coming in.

"Well, think of it as moving up to the big leagues. You're one of the popular kids now, showing up dripped out to dances, stepping to the rich kids like they're punks, and dating cheerleaders."

She chuckled. "All you need now is a nice car and an Insta, and no one would believe you're the same humble dude who knows exactly how Doom would beat Batman."

As expected, Drew latched onto the last part. "Right! Doom's machinations are such that even if Batman manages to be triumphant, his victory will only come about in a way that will somehow further Doom's overall villainous schemes."

"Exactly," Heather agreed, grinning. "Advantage, Doom."

They both laughed. And for a moment, it felt like they were back in the simpler times before monsters, mayhem, or mixed-up feelings.

"You know," Heather added, settling into her register count again, "I hung out with Sabrina the other day. Right after it popped off at Britta's."

Drew perked up. "Wait, you did?"

"Mmhmm." She smiled to herself. "I didn't realize she was so into you…"

Drew did a double-take. "W-what?!"

They'd had a good time at the dance, sure, but this?

Heather gave him a knowing smirk and started counting bills, once more one-handed. "It surprised me, too. She's really excited about hanging out with you, and I'm just like… 'It's been a week, bro, chill.'"

She giggled. "Buuuut… then she told me something. And I totally got it."

Drew waited for her to go on.

She didn't.

He gestured, eyebrows raised. "Well…?"

"Nope!" She sang. "It's not my story to tell."

She rested her chin on her palm and gave him a warm, almost teasing smile. "It's nothing bad or weird… but it's very you."

Not even a month ago, Drew would've assumed "very you" was code for "nerdy, awkward, or not good enough."

Maybe even a week ago.

"Thanks," he said after a moment. "To be honest, I'm kind of surprised you're… cheering me on here."

Heather blinked. "Why wouldn't I?"

She gave him a look so direct it almost made him flinch. "You're a really sweet guy. And the idea of you dating the one nice, pure girl in Brittney Wong's Viper Pit is both hilarious and possibly the best karmic justice I've ever seen for all the crap Trip and Van put you through."

She paused.

Drew, picking up on that shadow in her tone, simply nodded.

To say nothing of how your father treats you.

His old crush on Heather tugged at the back of his mind, a quiet ache beneath the surface. And now, as she smiled warmly and talked him up like he was someone to root for… it struck him.

There was a distance forming between them.

No…

It had always been there.

Even in her kindness. Her eager comic talk. Their lunch date. The way she never quite brushed him off, but never quite invited him in, either.

She was friendly, she always has been.

But not open.

Not interested.

And now, hearing her build him up for a date with someone else, he couldn't ignore that space anymore.

Has she just never seen me as someone she could date?

That voice in his head that always second-guessed himself whispered the thought he didn't want to admit had been there for a while.

His smile faded, just a little. Not all at once, more like a slow drift, as if the weight of something unspoken had crept into his chest.

As Heather saw it slip, her own smile dimmed too, quiet and tentative.

The silence that followed was brief in real time, but it felt longer. Like the pause between heartbeats when something important lingers in the air, just unsaid.

"… You good?" She asked, gently.

There was a flicker of concern in her voice, that she'd poked something delicate. "Did I say something wrong?"

Drew blinked and gave a soft, startled laugh. "Huh? No, no… I'm… heh…"

He looked away, eyes on the Image Comics rack but seeing nothing. "… I'm just not used to getting gassed up like this, for real."

"Well…" Heather brightened back up with him. "… Get used to it dude. Without the Vanderhoffs giving you crap, you're starting to really come out of your shell."

She leaned in slightly, playful now. "At this rate? Between dating Sabrina, Janna obviously being into you, and maybe even Brittney herself starting to look your way?"

She gave him a look that was half-mocking, half-impressed. "You're basically turning into Blue Beet."

Drew's jaw dropped.

The reminder that his favorite Beetleborg was knee-deep in a chaotic story arc, with at least three love interests pursuing him, hit him like a pipe wrench to the soul.

"Whoa, whoa! I am definitely not that guy!" He stammered, a nervous laugh bubbling up.

Heather burst into giggles, thoroughly enjoying the reaction.

"I dunno~" she sang.

Just then, Drew's phone blared to life with the unmistakable electric guitar riff of Spider-Man: The Animated Series.

The abruptness of the sound made Heather flinch. "Dude, that is so loud. Sick choice, though."

Drew felt a chill; it wasn't from the ringtone, but what it meant.

No… not again.

He checked the screen. Mabel was calling.

"It's Jo," he said, forcing calm into his voice. "Probably wondering where I am."

He answered casually, "Hello?"

"Hey, Drew," came Mabel's voice, unusually direct. "Where should I open a portal for you? It's going down in El Sereno."

Drew's mind whirled. El Sereno? Why there?

"Uhh… the usual spot," he said, standing up. "I'm at Zoom, but I'm heading out now."

Heather pouted theatrically. "Not gonna help close up?"

He gave her a sheepish look, mouthing, "Sorry" before talking into his phone. "Yeah, I'm going right now. Bye."

By the time he ended the call, he was already halfway out the door. "Thanks! I'm sorry! I'll see you later!"

With that he dashed out into the night.

Heather watched him go, the doorbell jingling in his wake.

"Bye…" she murmured, more softly this time.

The shop grew quiet.

For a moment, Heather stood there, alone behind the counter. She looked down at the stack of bills in her hand, then slowly lowered her head.

The bills in her hand crinkled and folded as her grip tightened so much her hand trembled.

Her entire frame tensed up, as she slowly drew in a deep–shaky breath.

She shut her eyes… held it in.

Then she exhaled quietly.

And with that breath, the moment passed.

Her composure returned, like a mask settling gently over her face.

At that moment, Nano stepped out from the back, looking around. "Did he really leave?"

Heather turned with faux indignation. "Yeah, looks like we're not getting free labor tonight, Big Nano."

"Don't joke like that," Nano huffed, then wagged a finger. "You know I pay him in whatever books he wants."

Heather giggled, eyes twinkling again. "How about paying me in whatever books I want?"

"No way," Nano said flatly. "I know what books you want. You'll take your twenty-two an hour and like it!"

Heather gave a mock-dramatic sigh. "Fine!"

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"All units responding to the 985 at Huntington Drive North and Castalia be advised: SWAT has been mobilized and all other units are to establish a perimeter and prioritize evacuation and exclusion."

The dispatcher's voice crackled through the cruiser's radio, nearly drowned by the howl of sirens and the rush of wind outside. Officer Boxter Hamdon and his partner Jeb Wackerman sped through the night in their new black-and-white, joining a fast-moving procession of units from Echo Creek PD, LAPD, and the County Sheriff's Department.

Jeb leaned forward, glancing at the GPS, then at the streaking emergency lights ahead. "So, it's just like over at Britta's. They're really gonna just leave it to the kids again?"

Boxter's hands flexed tighter around the wheel, the leather creaking faintly under his grip.

"It's not right," he muttered. "We're supposed to just sit back and let the kids handle it?"

Jeb shifted in his seat uncomfortably. "Well… I mean, I dunno. Maybe we have to? It's not like we can fight the Magnavores without getting smoked. And they said they can't not fight them."

He glanced out the window. "… And maybe brass is hoping Star will clean this mess up after, too."

He tried to keep it light, but the more he talked, the more he could feel the heat radiating off his partner. Every word made Boxter's jaw clench harder.

"Putting this on them because our hands are tied is one thing," Boxter growled. "But if we start using that as an excuse to take advantage of them…?"

He looked straight ahead, voice low but cutting with fury.

"I'll turn in my badge on the spot."

Jeb didn't respond. He wasn't sure if he should.

A fireball erupted ahead, lighting the sky in orange and red. Officer Hamdon slammed the cruiser to a halt just shy of the established police perimeter, eyes wide as the plume rolled upward.

The pop-pop-pop of automatic gunfire reached their ears a second later.

Both men were out of the vehicle in an instant, joining the chaos at the perimeter beside an unmarked Echo Creek Police cruiser. Just past it, uniformed officers scrambled to reinforce the line with riot shields, body armor, and rifles at the ready.

Detectives Xavier Bishop and Mirai Hashimoto were already on the scene, coordinating with officers from the other agencies. Hashimoto was shouting and relaying orders into her radio while Bishop was already motioning SWAT units into tighter formation.

Beyond the line, less than fifty yards away, was complete mayhem.

As civilians fled behind them to safety, guided by other officers, SWAT units from a half-dozen departments, covered behind armored vans and trucks, were pouring bullets into the night market and at Noxic.

His Scabs were taking a beating, the volume of fire enough that head shots weren't uncommon and some dropped to begin decay as they fired back wildly with their sword guns.

Noxic, on the other hand?

He was dancing.

The Combat Mecha Army General, fresh off surviving his last gruesome defeat where he was completely bisected just hours before, was back in one piece. Umbrella in hand, he was kicking his heels as he pranced about overturned food carts and flaming awnings like he was on Broadway.

"I'm singin' in the rain… just singin' in bullet rain~!"

The notes came out butchered and off-key, but Noxic couldn't care less. He spun around a busted tent pole like a stripper with a death wish, umbrella slashing through the air as 5.56mm rounds pinged uselessly off his metal body.

Boxter was baffled. "He's enjoying this."

"No kidding," Jeb muttered. "They're unloading on him like it's free bullets at range day and he's singing!"

Bishop lowered his radio shut and turned toward them. "We've got to keep the civilians clear and contain the spread of this mess until the 'kids' show up."

Hashimoto added darkly, "And hope this mess doesn't go out of control."

Boxter grimaced again, before a radio call came in.

"ECPD 004, are civilians clear of the area?" Dispatch radioed.

Detective Bishop grabbed his radio. "Civilians at the Night Market are clear and accounted for."

"Understood."

A tear gas canister launched from one of the SWAT officers ricocheted off the dreadlock-like pipes sprouting from Noxic's head.

The mechanoid stopped mid-twirl and turned, offended.

"Hey! You mook!" He shouted, pointing an accusatory finger with all the drama of a stage diva. "What the heck's tear gas gonna do against a robot, huh?!"

He shouldered his umbrella like a baseball bat.

"And you made me lose my place! I don't usually come out and sing for you people, so how about a little respect for the arts, huh?!"

A Black female Echo Creek SWAT officer called back from behind her shield. "Uhhh… what do you mean 'you people?'"

Noxic physically recoiled, umbrella lowering slightly. "What?! I meant humans! You're humans, right? I hope so!"

He pointed around frantically. "I mean, if you were all a bunch'a robots, then I'd feel bad about mashin' you into paste!"

An awkward silence fell as the officers gawked at Noxic.

Then, as if to reassert his dramatic momentum, Noxic clapped his fingers. "Forget it! Let's just get back to the violence already!"

At that very moment, dispatch radioed Bishop and all other officers.

"All units maintain a minimum radius of seventy-five yards, heavy ordinance inbound."

Bishop gave a jolt of surprise. "Heavy what?!"

Hashimoto called out. "Everyone back up, now!"

As the police did just that, a barrage of gunfire slammed into the pavement around Noxic, peppering him with kinetic and explosive force strong enough to stagger and finally knock him flat.

"Wh-what the heck was that?!" He shouted, scrambling to his feet.

He looked up and spotted it: a sleek, tail rotor-less attack helicopter looming overhead.

It had a long, narrow body, short angular wings folded downward at the tips, and smaller canard wings near the nose.

But Noxic's eyes locked on one thing: the 30mm chain gun pointed directly at him.

"… Ah."

The QAH-50 Hammerhead Unmanned Helicopter opened fire again, and was joined by a second circling craft, both dumping their chain guns onto Noxic and the Scabs.

As the heavy chops of both weapons and the thunderous roar of their shells filled the air, the police officers broke into ecstatic cheers.

Boxter exhaled hard, tension falling from his shoulders like sandbags. He reached for the brim of his hat, eyes fixed skyward.

"… Finally," he muttered. "So that's what she was up to…"

Beside him, Jeb whooped, both fists raised. "YEAH! WOO! GET SOME!"

But Detective Bishop didn't cheer. His mouth was open in horror.

He watched the carnage, eyes darting to the police and civilians watching, the burning structures, the flying debris.

This wasn't just force. This was overkill.

With that notion, he realized what was about to happen.

"Oh… fuck."

Hashimoto looked around in confusion. "What's going on? Who sent gunships to…?!"

She stopped, her own eyes widening as she realized what her partner had.

"OH FUCK!" She screamed with greater urgency into her radio. "ALL UNITS PULL BACK, PULL BACK!"

At the Beetle Battle Base, the urgency over the scanner struck like a fist to the gut.

That wasn't fear in her voice from surprise, it was recognition.

"What's going on?" Dipper asked, voice tense.

Janna searched her phone for any live coverage of the incident. "They're turning up."

In the back, Mabel placed her hands over her mouth. "And we just sent the Beetleborgs there…"

On scene, the barrage ended and the dust began to settle.

Noxic stood beneath his now-tattered umbrella, the smoldering wreckage of food stalls and vendor tents casting flickering shadows over him. His trench coat was shredded in places. One of his eyes flickered erratically, a spiderweb crack split across its casing. A rivulet of something black and oily ran from his shoulder joint.

And yet he was in high spirits.

"Geez," he muttered, voice metallic and warped. "Did I finally get Six Stars?"

When he looked up through the torn fabric of his umbrella, Noxic noticed a strange glow flickering in the night sky.

"Huh?"

Tilting his head, he moved the umbrella aside and tried to focus on a single, blazing magenta light shimmered high in the night sky. It pulsed with menace, and grew larger with every passing second.

"Wait," he murmured, confusion creeping into his voice. "That ain't the Prin…"

Twin lances of searing magenta energy screamed down from the heavens, hammering into the ground on either side of him with thunderous force. The intense heat and energy immediately incinerated his coat, and began to melt parts of his body.

And then the two beams converged on him, fusing into a singular column of destructive brilliance that slammed into him with a howling roar.

It didn't just strike, it drilled. The asphalt beneath the Night Market liquefied, then vaporized, opening into a glowing, molten pit.

Every nearby surface, every food truck, vendor tent, and canopy still standing combusted instantly in an expanding firestorm. Everything that still stood within thirty yards of ground zero was swept away completely like dry leaves in a hot wind.

Further back than they had first started, Boxter, Jeb, and the Echo Creek Detectives gawked at the overwhelming smite. The heat rippled off the street like a blast furnace, every building within a block lit up in flickering violet hues and windows vibrated in their frames.

On the opposite side of the Night Market, the Beetleborgs stood slack-jawed in horror.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Jo screamed, arm raised instinctively against the light.

"Ayo, are there still people over there?!" Roland shouted

Behind his visor, Drew's face was pale. His lips barely moved. "N-no way…"

That kind of power looked like it came from Star's wand itself.

"… Is that Major Blast…?" He breathed, stunned.

For ten excruciating seconds, the sky itself screamed, the roar of the attack drowning out sirens and shouts, and drawing eyes from five neighborhoods over.

Then, darkness.

A deafening, sucking silence blanketed everything as the beam vanished and the light snapped away.

The air stank of scorched plastic, melted tar, and the gut-wrenching chemical cocktail of vaporized fuel and carbonized insulation. Flames licked upward from a crater so deep and wide it looked like a meteor strike. Steam hissed from molten rock and shattered sewer lines below.

And at the bottom of the pit lay what remained of Noxic.

Barely more than a carbonized skull and upper torso, his once-gaudy trench coat now tatters of scorched fabric fused into his warped plating. His limbs had been vaporized below the elbows and knees, and his head—cracked, blackened, melted—resembled a burnt human skull more than any mechanical design.

"G-geez… heh… heh…" his voice croaked, heavily garbled through failing circuits and a crushed voice box. "I h-hate… th-that… b-bum… Vexor… was r–r-r-r-rrrrr-right…"

Above the carnage, silhouetted by the lingering smoke and refracted heatwaves, hovered his attacker.

Tara.

Major Blast II.

Encased in her bulky green powered armor, steam rising from her still-glowing beam cannons, she floated like a demigod of judgment and wrath.

Beneath the green glazed protective dome and the armored, pink-visored purple helmet beneath it, she smirked down at what was left of Noxic as he disappeared in the tell-tale flame of teleportation.

"… Really? That's all it took?" She scoffed.

At the Beetle Battle Base, Dipper, Mabel, Misao, all crowded Janna and her phone, staring at the image of Major Blast blasting Noxic.

"Whoa… she actually whipped the Major Blast suit out…" Janna said.

Misao was aghast and furious. Not just at the potent display of power, but also because she knew exactly why it happened.

All because they saw through her.

Mabel, hands still over her mouth, was looking more at what she hit. "… She… didn't kill anybody with that, did she…?"

Dipper reached for the console and keyed the radio. His voice was quiet, shaken.

"… You guys need to leave, now. I'm opening a portal."

As Drew, Jo, and Roland received his message, Tara turned in the air to face them.

Behind her mask, she sneered when she spotted the Beetleborgs gawking up at her.

"You had your chance," she muttered, unheard by anyone else, her voice petulant and cold. "You could've become real heroes if you just joined me."

The portal opened behind the trio.

Stingerborg hesitated. So did Hunterborg.

Strikerborg's hand moved toward her Input Magnum, fire in her posture.

Tara's sneer deepened as Stingerborg reached out and gently grasped Strikerborg's shoulder.

"But all you are now… is unnecessary."

Reluctantly, all three Beetleborgs stepped back through the portal and vanished.

"That's what I thought," she spat.

A vile pulse of magenta-colored energy flashed from the center of her chest, through the lines of her armor out to the extremities. Her lips peeled into a slasher's smile, Tara raised her head and screamed as that energy glowed brighter.

"I'M THE ONLY HERO THIS CITY NEEDS!"

= - = 9-8 = - =

What an unpleasant person. I suppose she's who Vexor was waiting for...
 
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And we're back: Volume 10 and 10.5 New
Been a bit! I thought I was done with Volume 10 forever ago, but after soul searching, story-writing, and writing enough to fill out a whole proper Light Novel, Legends: A Story of Lies Monsters Volume 10 is done. Ten Whole chapters that will be released weekly starting tomorrow.
And then after that, at LEAST another six, SIX more chapters of Legends' 1899 storyline as Volume 10.5.

So much happens! With the Magnavores growing more aggressive and attacking every day, things are only getting more complicated for the cast. Law enforcement is on the move, the media is starting to ask important questions, and the hunt to solve the mysteries of Hillhurst intensifies as the old mansion's connection to Mewni and the legacy heroine SheZow only raises more questions as every answer about Dr. Aloysius Hillhurst reveals another connection—and therefore another question. Meanwhile Tara—Los Angeles' legally recognized heroine Major Blast II—has decided that a bunch of teenagers have no business doing her job, and Vexor is eager to point her in the right direction to resolve her issues.

Even with Echo Creek's battles spilling into Los Angeles, life isn't going on hold. As Drew steals away from the chaos of the hero life for one normal day to enjoy his first date with Sabrina Backintosh, a face from his past resurfaces and raises up the specter of the life he left behind in his old town.

The battle for Echo Creek is expanding into Los Angeles, into the court of public opinion, and into a past hidden in plain sight. Dipper and Mabel, Star and Marco, and the Big Bad Beetleborgs must stand alongside their growing circle of allies and supporters to solve the mysteries, defeat the evildoers, and show the world that they are the heroes who will save the day…

The Knights of Echo Creek.

See y'all tomorrow!
 
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Volume 10: The Knights of Echo Creek New
And we are BACK! Volume 10 will be updating once a week, every Wednesday!

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|The Knights of Echo Creek|

Brittney Wong watched the news from the living room of her palatial home, her expression even more unpleasant than usual. She had been watching her favorite Saturday morning gossip show from her Stairmaster when the broadcast was interrupted by the latest update on "The Echo Creek Crisis."

"We apologize for the interruption of scheduled programming, we will return to it shortly, but we have breaking news following the ongoing crisis in Echo Creek," the female news anchor announced.

"We are bringing you live to a press conference outside of the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office, where one of the leaders of the Inter-Agency task force assigned to stop the Magnavores is holding a press conference regarding the incident at the El Sereno Night Market yesterday evening."

Brittney rolled her eyes. "Right on time, I suppose. Make it quick, I have a meeting in a few minutes."

Soon the news broadcast cut to just outside the front doors of one of Sheriff's Departments in Los Angeles County. Tara Bouger was standing at a podium in front of the office's front doors, as behind her officers representing every member of the task force stood at ease and looking straight ahead.

"Good morning citizens of the Los Angeles Metro Area, I am Tara Bouger, member of the LA County Sheriff's Department Magnavore Task Force." she began. "As you all know, for the last two weeks Echo Creek has been under siege by a gang of criminals posing as fictional villains from the comic book series 'Big Bad Beetleborgs' and threatening the population with random acts of violence and terror."

Immediately, Brittney's nose wrinkled in disgust. "After everything, they still think they're cosplay villains?"

On screen, Tara continued. "Their daily onslaughts on the city of Echo Creek and the greater Los Angeles Metro area have caused fear and distress among residents, while the efforts of delinquent vigilantes and well-meaning but horribly misguided Good Samaritans have only furthered the chaos inflicted and made even going outside a dangerous proposition."

This was the narrative they were going with? That was dumb, but Brittney was certain that Tara herself was the one shaping it.

"Last night, however, the police achieved a breakthrough and turning point in the case. With authorization from the Governor of California, and under the legal precedent established by California's Peregrine Law, the criminal calling himself Noxic was defeated by yours truly without any casualties to residents or responding officers in the area."

Dudley walked into the living room. "Master Brittney, Ms. Elise Dinkleman has arrived to speak with you."

Brittney looked over. "Right on time., Send her in, Dudley."

"At once, Master Brittney."

In the instant it took Brittney to turn back to the TV, Dudley was already gone.

"With the defeat of Noxic, I've come on television to make an announcement to these so-called 'Magnavores': You're no longer dealing with a bunch of reckless children running around like they think they're Kim Possible. You are going up against a real hero! Los Angeles' only recognized and revered superhero, and the might of the Los Angeles County Magnavore Task Force, Major Blast!"

"And there it is," Brittney said.

Clearly she had made her declaration with the expectation of a round of applause. The best she got was a few weak claps—and phoned in cheers from several networks with a vested interest in promoting the power and authority of the police.

"Any questions?" Tara asked.

A hand came up, before the reporter asked. "Brian Smirk with KTLA. Tara, what is being done about the obscene amount of damage that Major Blast's major blast did to the El Sereno Night Market? Dozens of vendors are complaining that they are out of their livelihoods, and their insurance policies won't cover losses caused by terrorism or law enforcement action."

Tara made a face that was not unlike that of someone swallowing some spoiled milk. "What's important is that law enforcement was able to stop a dangerous criminal and no one was harmed so they can rebuild their businesses! Next question."

That same hand came up–

"From anybody else," Tara openly seethed.

Another hand came up, and Tara pointed. "You there, the young man in sunglasses."

"Hey, uh, Maz Kepler with Robotics Gayly Newsletter," the slightly raspy-voiced reporter in the crowd introduced himself. "Are you aware that the Magnavore Noxic is effectively an unkillable robot and will likely return within a week at most if given time to repair himself?"

Tara raised an eyebrow and squinted at the young man like she'd seen him before, but didn't know where. "Kid, you read too many comic books. At the most, this 'Noxic' is just an android created by some garage-tier basement dwelling mad scientist."

Maz then asked, "So… what about the Magnavores' teleportation, then? We've seen them disappear and reappear in bursts of flame. It's in videos that have been viewed millions of times—and teleportation is something that not even current Super Science has cracked."

These questions were already beginning to annoy Tara. "We cannot confirm if it's actually teleportation, or something more mundane like a form of misdirection into optical camouflage or an elaborate self-destruct. Again, it is very possible that we're just dealing with expendable robots."

The reporter conceded that. "Okay, then what about the attack at the start of the week, with the Mercenary Barla? Those kids had to whip out some serious firepower against her and it didn't seem to do much."

Tara grimaced, but kept her composure. "Rest assured we are investigating that incident in particular, and actively searching for the potential weapon of mass destruction those hoodlums fired into a populated area. However, due to the restoration of the scene, we are short on leads."

"Oh, on that note…" Maz said, "Circling back to El Sereno and the KTLA reporter's question. Why haven't you or the police reached out to Princess Star Butterfly to repair the damage you did?"

"We're investigating the scene for any evidence related to–"

Maz cut her off. "Is it related to your Facebook post earlier this month about your distaste for 'Mexicans running food trucks in Glendale?'"

Tara grew wide-eyed as the reporters suddenly became a lot more interested in the press conference and began clamoring for a statement.

"That has nothing to do with this!" Tara snapped, pointing at him. "GET HIM OUT OF HERE!"

"Hey, I'm just asking," the reporter said louder. "Last week you also complained on Facebook about the Glendale Pizza THOT 'having too many Latinas on staff,' too-"

Tara was horrified in addition to angry as she screamed.

"I said GET HIM OUT–"

As much as she wanted to enjoy Tara's crash out, Brittney turned off the TV. "They just let her say or do whatever."

She turned back to find Dudley and Elise walking over to her.

"State-sanctioned superheroes are a bad idea in general, and you only need to look at Tara as the ur-example," Elise said as she approached. "Elise Dinkleman, attorney with Baxter and Taylor, currently representing Hyuuga Heavy Industries."

Brittney shook her hand. "My family's represented by Baxter and Taylor, too."

Elise smiled. "That already puts my mind at ease. So, let's talk shop. What exactly are you looking for here by associating yourself with the others?"

Folding her arms, Brittney got straight to the point. "I don't want my friends, my family, or my last year of high school disrupted by this crap. It's bad enough my town is on the hook for it, and I've already had to miss a lot of school! I'm trying to get into Stanford without having to buy in!"

Well, this was a pleasant surprise for Elise.

"All right," Elise said. "You want to join this group but are concerned about it interfering with your life?"

"You think I'm fighting? You're crazy!" Brittney said. "They've got that shit handled. I want to fight the battle they can't win."

"That being?"

Brittney hooked her thumb back at the TV. "You saw that nonsense just now, right? Tara isn't a clown, she's the whole circus, but that's not stopping her from going on TV and telling people how to feel about people putting on their grown-up pants and fighting for their community."

She pointed at herself. "I am going to dump my money into giving them the PR they need to do their job with the whole city on their side."

A pleasant surprise indeed.

"Well, you're in luck!" Elise said. "Baxter and Taylor has an affiliated PR company serving the West Coast that is right up your alley and well within your budget."

"Budgets are for accountants, but go off," Brittney sharply replied.

"Social Mobility LLC is a public relations and private intelligence agency that caters to celebrities and high-net-worth individuals like yourself."

Brittney narrowed her eyes. She'd obviously heard of PR firms and PIAs… but the latter was something that put her off. There was something about them that screamed that they only existed to cover up the sins of very evil people.

"Do they have any clients I'd recognize? What's their rep?" Brittney asked.

Elise chuckled. "Some clients have agreed to be named to promote Social Mobility LLC. These include Hench Co. CEO Jack Hench, Los Pollos Hermanos CEO Gustavo Fring…"

Brittney's expression darkened with every name Elise dropped.

"… And Sherman Farms CEO Helena Sherman."

And almost immediately Brittney's brows shot up in surprise. "Sold. I'll tell my dad to call them."

Elise held up a hand. "No need! I can arrange a meeting between you and a representative from Social Mobility by Monday morning. I happen to have a contact high up in the company who owes me a favor."

"How convenient," Brittney said.

Elise held out her arms. "Convenience and initiative shouldn't exist for villains alone."

Brittney agreed with that. "I hear that. Assholes like Tara shouldn't get to say whatever they want and have everyone treat it like gospel. Star Butterfly and the others are protecting this town—our world! They're not hoodlums, or vigilantes, they're warriors!"

She sneered, seething at Tara's language. "Shoot, Star's a Princess—they're basically knights! And I'm not going to let that slander go on."

Elise blinked. "Huh, knights…"

Brittney raised an eyebrow. "Hm?"

She stopped.

"Oh!"

She heard it, too.

"… The Knights of Echo Creek…"

The fixer let out a small laugh. "The first thing good PR needs is a good name. And there's nothing more heroic or romantic…"

Brittney nodded slowly. "… than chivalrous heroes, selflessly fighting for others…"

She smirked. "It's perfect."

Tossing her hair so swiftly that the end of it cracked, Brittney turned away from Elise and Dudley to go back to her Stairmaster.

"That stuck-up Karen bitch can have her dog and pony show. By the end of Monday, the whole world is going to know who the real heroes are."

Elise liked her attitude. "You really hate Tara, huh?"

Brittney started up the machine and began climbing it. "My family were among the first families here in LA after China went to crap—and the first thing Tara did was get people worked up and wanting to push us into the sea. So yeah, it's personal."

That would do it. Elise nodded in agreement. "That woman is foul. Between that, going after SheZow, and now this? It's almost exhausting that we've tolerated her."

The fixer brightened. "Social Mobility LLC should be in contact with you soon to hash out a meeting. I have to pass the good news along to our chivalrous knights, but I left my card with Dudley, and I'll be in touch."

Brittney nodded. "Thank you."

As Elise left the room, Dudley walked up and stood beside the StairMaster.

"Master Brittney…"

Brittney looked at him, wondering what he had to say. "Yes?"

"Will you be accompanying Master Sabrina and Master Andrew on their outing today? Or will you be observing from afar?"

Brittney sniffed and looked ahead. "I'll hang back. This is Sabrina's day; I won't hold her hand."

"Very good, Master Brittney."

She then side-eyed him. "You will be chaperoning them, though. I want only the best for Sabrina, and you are nothing less than that."

Dudley loved this girl like she was his own granddaughter.

"Of course, Master Brittney."

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Near Zoom Comics, Kelly Hamdon exited a metro bus that had brought her from Glendale to Echo Creek. For a town that was allegedly "under siege" or "in crisis," the vibe was… completely normal? People were out and about visiting the downtown thoroughfare's shops or otherwise going about their day, as if entirely unconcerned that at any moment monsters could attack.

As she began walking toward the comic shop, her phone began to ring from inside the plain blue purse she carried on her shoulder.

And I say… Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey Hey-ey-ey I said, 'Hey, what's goin' on?'

Fishing around inside for her phone, she quickly brought it up to her ear and answered it. "Maz, where the heck are you? You said you'd meet me at Zoom Comics."

"Hey, sorry Kells," Maz responded. "I was doing a bit for Ally and Jess, but I just got thrown out of the Sheriff's Office so I'm on my way back to their workshop before I head your way."

Kelly stopped and looked at her phone in exasperation. "What are you doing getting thrown out of the Sheriff's Office?!"

"Pissing off Tara, of course," Maz replied. "She was trying to do a victory lap, so I just went and reminded people that she hates brown people."

Kelly let out a laugh. "Okay, that's fine. Can you meet me in Echo Creek? I just got off the bus and I'm walking up to Zoom Comics right now."

"I just got back to my car and I'm on my way over." There was a short pause before Maz asked more tentatively, "… Is Guy with you–?"

"Nope, he was out the second I mentioned you."

"Oh."

Kelly sighed. "Just… keep doing what you're doing, okay? You can't just make him come around to talk to you, he's got to want to."

There was another pause, a little longer.

"I know, but you can't blame me for hoping."

Kelly understood entirely. "Honestly? Hope's probably the best thing we've got right now. It means we haven't given up, you know?"

"Yeah."

Maz let out a small sigh. "It'll be nice to hang out with you at least. I'll be up there in about forty-five min–"

He went quiet again. "… In about two hours. LA traffic strikes again."

Kelly rolled her eyes. "You need to plan around that better—it's why I take the bus."

"Traffic is gonna traffic," Maz replied. "I still don't regret buying this car, dude. I'll see you soon. Sooner if something goes down."

"Take your time. Even if it doesn't take too long to find these guys, there's some really cute shops I definitely want to visit."

"And you won't even have to worry about carrying it all back on the bus," Maz teased back.

Kelly giggled as she reached the front doors of Zoom Comics. "Exactly. Talk to you later, pack mule."

Maz laughed back. "Seeya, shopping addict."

Ending the call, Kelly pushed the door open and walked into Zoom Comics. Like everywhere else she'd seen in Echo Creek so far, the place was as busy as it normally was with its regular customers browsing, reading, or arguing over comics and other popular media.

Once more, the narrative of a town in crisis was falling short.

Kelly walked over to the counter and found Aaron Williams at the register, handling a customer's pull list. Over at the café, Heather was bidding another customer a good day.

Seeing someone her age at the café counter, Kelly headed straight over.

Heather took stock of the newcomer with curiosity. She hadn't seen this person around here before. "Welcome to Zoom Café, we don't have a cheesy slogan. How can I help you?"

Kelly liked Heather's vibe already. "Hey, do you guys do iced coffee?"

"Sure do. We have everything from the basic iced coffee to the stuff that will let you see the future. What can I get started for you?"

Kelly laughed. "If I gave you a twenty and said 'just fuck me up, fam', what would that get me?"

Oh, Heather already liked her. "You'll get the 'Shooting Star Special.' A frozen High Voltage-based cappuccino with Belgian and dark chocolate, caramel, and ground-up Biscoff and Oreo cookies. Topped with whipped cream, white chocolate syrup, and sprinkles, and a waiver to sign."

Kelly's eyes had glazed over, and a line of drool descended from her lip down to her chin. "… Just fuck me up, fam."

Heather reached under the counter and set the waiver down in front of her before pointing at several points on the paper with a pen. "Name here, initial there, check box here, here, here, and sign at the bottom here."

Taking the pen, Kelly began to sign. "How many people have ordered it?"

"A handful of people, but only two have actually finished it," Heather replied.

Kelly, realizing she had her foot in the door, floated a name. "What, was one of them Star Butterfly?"

Heather perked up. "As a matter of fact, yeah."

She pointed to her right and the fridge next to the espresso machine. When Kelly looked, she was surprised to see a picture of Star Butterfly and Mabel Pines each drinking their own Shooting Star Specials.

Mabel's was halfway empty.

Star's was almost completely gone.

With all the video clips she'd seen of the two, Kelly would not have been surprised if this was what fueled them. She immediately began crossing her Is and dotting her Ts. "Oh yeah, I'm making this my whole day."

As she signed away her gastrointestinal tract and Heather got to making the concoction, she twisted the conversation in the direction she wanted.

"Say, do they come here regularly?"

Heather glanced back at her, she'd been waiting for that. "Basically every day, the special is actually inspired by the big girl there. Are you looking for them?"

"Yeah, as a matter of fact," Kelly said. "Have you heard of the YouTubers the IT Gals, by any chance?"

Heather turned to her. "No, I haven't, what's their deal?"

"Ally and Jess, they're robotics YouTubers with a pretty sizable following. They also run a local newsletter called Robotics Gayly."

Heather perked up. She'd watched the press conference Tara held earlier, so the name popped right into mind. "Like that guy at the Tara press conference?"

So that was the bit Maz was talking about, huh? "Yeah. He and I are big contributors to the newsletter. Though we're more on the Gayly side than the Robotics side."

Heather nodded. "So you're kind of an activist, huh?"

"Like my mother, grandmother, and great aunt before me. I came to Echo Creek to see if I could get an interview. You know, since the police are on a smear campaign against those Beetleborgs guys and everyone helping them."

Heather's expression darkened a little. "Yeah, it's actually really annoying. There are these two Glendale cops in particular who keep trying to chase them down during attacks. Even if they got there right in the thick of it, they'd probably still try to arrest the actual good guys instead of helping with the problem."

Kelly knew exactly which two officers Heather was talking about, unfortunately. Every day, her father came home in a worse mood over those kids.

This morning, though, was probably the worst. He was still in bed when she came down for breakfast—which was never the case no matter how late he worked the night before.

Guy was of course still in his room, leaving her to deal with her mother fretting over the two most important men in her life not being themselves.

It broke Kelly's heart a little, too. "Yeah, it sucks… which is why it's important to get their side of the story out, you know?"

Heather agreed. "As best as they can tell it, you know? I mean, I hang out and go to school with them, and I barely know any details. Shoot, I couldn't tell you who the Beetleborgs are, for example."

As Heather began to construct the drink, Kelly narrowed her eyes slightly. "I have no interest in knowing who the Beetleborgs actually are. Secret identities are important—especially if they're hanging out with people who don't have them."

Heather agreed. "I agree one hundred percent. Some people argue that heroes shouldn't wear masks because they have nothing to hide if they're doing good."

"But that just leaves them vulnerable to the villains who don't need masks."

Heather quickly looked back. "Exactly!"

She returned to her drink. "Even without a mask, it feels like doing good is the real crime in this insane world, sometimes. Look at what Tara did to SheZow."

Kelly looked around. "Yeah, you don't need to tell me about that… I was literally there when SheZow broke."

Heather was reaching for the whipped cream when she stopped and looked back again. "Wait, you were there there?"

Kelly nodded before she quietly revealed, "For the last year and change, I was one of SheZow's sidekicks."

Heather whirled around and set the Shooting Star Special down in front of Kelly with a sharp thunk.

"Dude. I will fuck you up for free. You have to tell me freaking more! What the heck happened?!"

Kelly smiled a bit at Heather's excitement. "Well, I can't tell you everything, obviously, but I can tell you what really happened during the last couple of weeks before SheZow quit."

The rumble of familiar engines filled the air, and Heather perked up. As she looked past Kelly, she said, "Oh… hold that thought, then."

Kelly looked back, just in time to see Shermie Pines' white SUV power-sliding into a parking spot—followed by Nano Williams' motorcycle skidding to a halt directly in front of the truck.

"Oh Em Five-G-squared. What the heck is that all about?"

Her question was answered when Mabel spilled out of the passenger side of the truck and celebrated like a three sheets to the wind soccer hooligan. More puddle than person, a sleepy-looking Misao spilled out of the backseat and weakly pumped her fist.

"They're gonna wanna hear this, too."

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Today is the start of an interesting Saturday.
 
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