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Lucky Strike (A Star Wars SI)

Alright in all honesty.

Dragon, "Alright time to retrieve my prizes."

Dragon wife, "Honey don't forget to pick up some more food for the kids we are out of space whales again."

Dragon cringes realizing he got caught sneaking out. "Of course sweetie that's where I was going."

Dragon's wife, "I am sure, you were."


Opening scene. A massive battle being fought between the Far Outsiders' advanced scout fleet (their main fleet was still in the Void at this time), the Chiss, and our MC.

Sensor officer, "Captain, massive reading just appeared at the edge of the system and it's moving fast toward us."

MC, "Let me know when you have a better idea of what it is."

Sensor officer, "Sir it's the Dragon."

MC, "We do not have time for this."

Dragon's thoughts, "Oh look my treasure has brought me to such a scrumptious Buffett but there is too many to carry them all back home at once. Decisions, decisions. Well happy wife happy life and all besides maybe it will bring me to another Buffet."

Dragon then proceeds to eat a quarter of the Far outsider's biological fleet, gather another quarter to bring home and disabled the rest for another trip.

MC and Chiss, "Well at least we know what to do next time the Dragon shows up, feed him the Far Outsiders."


Next Scene: Battle of Coursant
 
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