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Our Benefactor (Worm/Exalted)

Discussion in 'Creative Writing' started by Jack of Olives, Mar 9, 2015.

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  1. Peanuckle

    Peanuckle Versed in the lewd.

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    "Ended up sleeping with a mountain. Don't ask how, sometimes I can't even remember it. Wild night. Anyways, gave birth to a nice sloping hill, it didn't want to leave the range. I think he wants to grow a snowcap before moving out on his own.
     
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  2. Destrark

    Destrark The Ebon Dragon. On vacation from Malfeas.

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    The fact things like that are entirely possible remind me just how ridiculous Exalted can be.
     
  3. Peanuckle

    Peanuckle Versed in the lewd.

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    To be fair, it was a First-Age Solar with an epic artifact that let him do it. That's not something that happens regularly.
     
  4. Sol Mark-1

    Sol Mark-1 Experienced.

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    And remember that it ended in a lot of deaths, when the mountain "climaxed".
     
  5. Jack of Olives

    Jack of Olives Knows just enough to be dangerous.

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    As a reminder, this is a SFW thread.

    Edit: although considering I'm crossing Worm and Exalted, maybe I should have just put it in the NSFW thread, anyway. :p
     
  6. Drak4806

    Drak4806 Well worn.

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    I'm pretty sure everything mentioned is considered SFW on QQ.
     
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  7. Jack of Olives

    Jack of Olives Knows just enough to be dangerous.

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    Just thought I'd mention it before things got out of hand.
     
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  8. Anasurimbor

    Anasurimbor I trust you know where the happy button is?

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    Why do people keep bringing up things that only existed in an April Fool's joke?
     
  9. PhoenixFTW

    PhoenixFTW Making the rounds.

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    Because, like the dinosaurs that piss heroin, they're that ridiculous.
     
  10. NavigatorNobilis

    NavigatorNobilis Follower of the Second Star

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    And with the Moon-And-Earth Song Knack, Lunars can become geographical features, and with the [Shapeshift Other] Knack (which I can't currently remember what it's called) you could do some pretty awesome and very damn scary things.
     
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