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Chapter 88 New
Thoth adjusted the edge of his linen robes as he crossed the threshold into the Hel Familia's public shop his breath held in careful, scholarly anticipation. His mission was delicate: gather insight on the mortal Taylor Hebert.

He expected a sterile reception counter, perhaps a stoic mortal clerk guarding the threshold.

Instead, he stepped into a quiet room smelling faintly of damp earth, night-blooming lotus, and fresh ink. And behind the polished wooden counter stood a figure that brought the Egyptian God of Death and Knowledge to a stop.

"Ereshkigal...?" Thoth breathed, his voice barely above a whisper.


The Goddess of the Underworld jumped, nearly knocking over a small pair of silver pruning shears on the wooden surface. She spun around, her cheeks flushing a sudden, flustered pink as her hand darted toward the golden lance leaning casually against the back wall.


"U-Um! Welcome to the Hel Familia storefront!" Ereshkigal stammered, quickly smoothing down her front and trying—and failing—to project an aura of terrifying underworld majesty. "Are you here for... item requisitions? Spiritual consultation? Or perhaps the rare botanical imports?"


Thoth stood frozen in the center of the room, his scroll clutched tightly in one hand.


Anubis, Sekhmet, and Bast had spent hours debating the threat of a single mortal carrying the shattered fragment of Khepri. They had worried about Hel's northern influence being able to call on both Loki and Freya if that last banquet was anything to go by… An here was one of the Goddesses of the Sumerians manning a damn store counter.

"I was hoping to speak to Lady Hel?" Thoth asks causing the goddess to look up and get slightly surprised.


"Oh, Thoth… She is expecting you its fifth door down on the right." Eresh states


Thoth blinked, his scholar's brain taking a moment to catch up to the sheer, nonchalant efficiency of it all. "She's... expecting me?"


"Mhm!" Ereshkigal gave a polite, cheerful nod, picking her pruning shears back up. "She mentioned an Egyptian god would likely stop by to poke around under the guise of an academic visit. Fifth door on the right. Just knock first—she was talking to Taylor and Lisa a moment ago before the two went to the dungeon."

"Right," Thoth murmured, adjusting his robes and stepping past the counter. "My thanks... Lady Ereshkigal."


Walking down the hall, his boots clicked quietly against the polished floorboards. He counted the doors, stopping precisely at the fifth one on the right. He took a stabilizing breath, raised a hand, and knocked twice.


"Come in, Thoth," Hel's smooth, quiet voice called out from within before his knuckles had even pulled away from the wood.


Thoth pushed the heavy oak door open to find the northern goddess standing beside her desk, a sweeping black shawl resting elegantly over her shoulders. She gave him a small, dry smile that carried all the weight of the cold Scandinavian depths.


"Lord of Wisdom," Hel greeted calmly, gesturing toward the chair opposite her desk. "I trust Ereshkigal didn't overwhelm you with customer service?"

Thoth closed the door behind him, remaining standing as he held his scroll tightly. "I must admit, Lady Hel... seeing the sovereign of Kur running a storefront was not on my itinerary for this evening. Nor was the realization that you anticipated my arrival so easily."


"You Egyptians can be surprisingly predictable," Hel replied, leaning back against her desk with a dry smile. "Although word of warning: you should've just let his people go."


Thoth let out a slow, long-suffering sigh, his shoulders slumping just an inch as he looked away. "Yeah. We know that now."


Before he could pivot back to his prepared talking points, Hel cut him off with a crisp wave of her hand, her dark eyes sharp. "Save the theological critique, Thoth. What do you actually want to know about Taylor?"

Thoth didn't bother picking up the thread of his prior preamble. He simply lowered his scroll onto the corner of Hel's desk, his golden eyes fixing directly on hers with unwavering gravity.


"Let us dispense with the diplomatic dance, Lady Hel," Thoth said plainly. "Is Taylor Hebert the reincarnation of Khepri?"


Hel blinked, her sharp gaze meeting his. For a long, silent beat, the northern goddess didn't answer. She pushed herself off the edge of her desk, walking over to her window to look out at the Orario streets before letting out a soft, dry breath.

"If I had a divine artifact for every time a shattered god's residual essence accidentally hitched a ride into a mortal soul, I could fund a brand-new Familia," Hel murmured, leaning back against her window sill. "I've seen godly reincarnations in the mortal world before, Thoth. I remember the day I recognized Odin. Freya was practically ecstatic. My brother Fenrir is walking around in a mortal vessel now—he still hates everyone, but it's nice having him back. I even ran into Baldr the other day. Realizing he'd been reincarnated as Raul Nord of the Loki Familia was a shock, to say the least. Gods walk among us in mortal flesh all the time because death isn't always permanent for us. Sure, things like Destined Death exist, but that level of absolute erasure is beyond rare."


Thoth stared at her for a long, silent moment before letting out a slow, tired breath. He raised two fingers to the bridge of his beak.


"Lady Hel," Thoth said flatly. "Please stop trying to distract me with the administrative roster of northern reincarnations."


Hel's rambling trailed off. She looked at him, paused, and let out a long, heavy sigh that dropped the room's temperature by a few degrees.


"Fine," Hel admitted, pinching the bridge of her nose. "You want the plain truth? With a decent chunk of my own divinity sealed while I'm down here in the mortal realm, even I can't fully tell what Taylor is."


"Explain." Thoth states confused Thoth leaned forward, the feathers around his neck ruffling in agitation.

"Taylor Hebert has many names attached to her soul," Hel said, letting a slow, enigmatic smile play across her lips as she leaned back in her high-backed chair. "Among them, the standout ones are Queen of Escalation, Skitter, Weaver, Queen Administrator... and Khepri."

"What does that even mean?" Thoth asked, his mind racing through every divine archive and ancient lexicon he possessed, completely unable to make the titles. "Multiple identities? A Queen of Escalation? Explain yourself, Hel. How?"


"I wish I could tell you," Hel purred softly, steepling her fingers under her chin, her eyes glinting with quiet, mischievous amusement. "I almost want to tell you what I saw in her memories when I gave her my Falna... controlling millions of beings, human and otherwise, all linked to her mind, fighting an entity covered in blinding golden light in an ultimate showdown."

"So, she is?" Thoth asks

"Once again I dont know." Hel answers

"You don't know," Thoth repeated, the flat, deadpan disbelief bleeding through every syllable.


"I don't," Hel replied smoothly, offering a helpless little shrug that didn't reach her carefully neutral eyes.
 
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It's hilarious that the only person the Egyptians could actually get the story of why Taylor came to be known as Khepri from is Taylor....who has a negative amount reason to dive back into that trauma. I guess Lisa could inform them....but she would be intentionally obtuse and misleading because that's who she is.

And unless she does, the vague description/idea Hel has is not going to disprove the Egyptians' concerns.
 
Chapter 89 New
Down on the ninth floor, the sulfurous stench of damp rock and burning ozone hung heavy in the torchlit corridors.


Clang!


A goblin's crude iron cleaver slammed into the dirt, missing Lisa's ribs by less than an inch. She pivoted on her heel, her soft-soled boots skittering across the uneven floor, and let out a breathless, thoroughly unimpressed curse as she threw her weight backward.


"I hate this!" Lisa panted, her fox ears pinned flat against her skull as she ducked beneath the wild, swinging arm of a second goblin. "I hate damp caves, I hate ugly little green men, and I especially hate that you won't let me use a crossbow!"


"Crossbows take too long to reload when a monster closes the gap," Taylor's calm, unyielding voice echoed from twenty feet back. She was leaning against the dungeon wall.

"Why do I have to do this Tay." Lisa whines


"And you don't have the strength to accompany me lower levels so we have to get you stronger." Taylor replies

Lisa let out a dramatic, soul-weary groan, dodging another clumsy swing from the lead goblin. "I'm an information broker, Taylor! My intelligence is the weapon! I am a squishy caster-adjacent mastermind, not a front-line brawl—whoa!"


She ducked under a wide, swinging backhand, her fox ears twitching as her power kicked into high gear. Her vision hyper-focused on the goblin's footing: weight pitched forward on the right heel, left shoulder drooping, breath coming in shallow, ragged bursts. He was about to overcommit to a low lunging thrust.


Lisa didn't brace or try to block. She simply stepped half an inch to the left, letting the rusted blade pass harmlessly through empty air, and flicked her wrist.


Thwip!


"I'M A COMBAT THINKER!?" Lisa shouted in shock, spinning around to face Taylor with wide, bewildered eyes.


"When I leveled up my range expanded. I figured that since you have a falna your abilities should've gotten better as well," Taylor responded calmly, leaning back against the dungeon wall with her arms loosely crossed.


Lisa dragged both hands down her face, letting out a muffled, frantic groan before running them through her hair. "Taylor, do you have any idea what this means?! In Earth Bet terms, my power was practically a glorified headache generator if I tried to process high-speed physical variables mid-fight! I was built for interrogations, reading tells, and breaking people down across a desk! Now my brain is sitting here calculating wind resistance, muscle fatigue, and blade trajectories in real-time like I'm some kind of precognitive assassin!"


"It makes you harder to kill," Taylor noted dryly, not shifting her stance by a millimeter. "Which means fewer things for me to worry about when we go deeper."

"I wear soft leather boots, Taylor! Soft! Leather!" Lisa gestured wildly at her feet, her tail flicking with agitated energy. "My power upgrade didn't give me iron ribs or extra blood! If a Minotaur sneezes on me, I still turn into paste!"


"Then don't let it hit you," Taylor said, her tone dropping into that flat, quiet register that left zero room for argument. "You read its movement before it even starts, you put a blade in its throat, and you move out of the way. You have the ultimate cheat code for dodging. Start using—"

Without even turning around, Lisa's fox ears twitched toward the slight shift in air pressure. Her body reacted on pure instinct, slipping half a step to the right as her boosted Thinker senses registered the trajectory before the creature even cleared the air.


Thwip!


Splat.


A heavy steel throwing knife zipped past Lisa's ear, missing her cheek by a bare fraction of an inch, and embedded itself straight through the goblin's eye socket mid-fall. The creature screeched once, dissolved into a burst of black ash before it even touched the floor, and dropped its magic stone with a dull clack.


Lisa stood perfectly still, a single strand of blonde hair floating back down onto her forehead. She slowly turned her head to glare back down the corridor.


Taylor lowered her hand, her expression completely unchanged. "Case in point. You dodged without looking. Now pick up the magic stones so we can move to floor ten."

"That was Awesome!" Lisa cheers.

====

Eina Tulle rubbed her temples, staring down at the thick stack of Guild reports sitting on her desk, and let out a long, quiet sigh. Beside her, Rose Fawnett looked as if she were contemplating a career change to something less stressful—like wrangling mad dragons in the Deep Floors.


The Hel Familia had only been registered in Orario for a brief window of time, but the Guild was already sweating through their official robes trying to keep up.


It wasn't just Taylor Hebert's terrifying, city-spanning swarm, Ruby Rose's penchant for blowing things up, Yang Xaio Long's anger issues, The crazy disparity in power for a few level 2s and mostly level 1s. No it was the new vice captain.

The woman was, quite frankly, a nightmare clad in sharp intelligence and an insufferable smirk.


"She called my entire financial assessment 'cute,'" Rose whimpered softly, slouching in her chair and staring blankly at the ceiling. "Eina, I have a degree in Guild Economics. I went to the Academy! She skimmed three months of our tax ledgers in four seconds, pointed out three separate systemic loopholes we didn't even know existed, and then told me our record-keeping was 'quaintly outdated.'"


"I know, Rose. I know," Eina said soothingly, though her ownelf ears twitched with suppressed anxiety. "At least she didn't dissect your entire childhood based on the way you hold your pen. Where did Hel find her? She's gotta be the princess of some country with intelligence like that, right?"
 
Lisa let out a dramatic, soul-weary groan, dodging another clumsy swing from the lead goblin. "I'm an information broker, Taylor! My intelligence is the weapon! I am a squishy caster-adjacent mastermind, not a front-line brawl—whoa!"
No, the squishy, caster-adjacent mastermind is Tanya, now. You're the mid-fray tactician running circles around an opponent until they fall into a trap they never realized you were setting up.
 
Chapter 90 New
The ninth-floor training cavern echoed with the sharp thwip-thwip-thwip of wooden throwing pegs bouncing off solid stone.


Lisa stood in the center of the dusty clearing, a thick length of black silk tied securely over her eyes. Her fox ears twitched erratically, pinning back, spinning forward, and tracking every micro-vibration in the humid dungeon air, and her power was straining to understand everything that was going on.


Without visual input, her Thinker ability was being forced to adapt on the fly, greedily pulling in raw data from sound waves, shifts in air pressure, and the faint scraping of leather boots against stone. Her brain throbbed with a dull, mounting pressure, feeding her high-speed spatial calculations in real time.


"Left," Lisa muttered, her body moving before her conscious mind fully caught up.


CLACK!


A jagged little dungeon pebble slammed squarely into the side of her nose.


"OW! TAYLOR!" Lisa yelped, clutching her face as tears of sheer shock welled up behind the silk blindfold. She dropped into a crouch, rubbing her nose frantically. "What happened to the wooden pegs?! That was an actual rock!"


"Your power told you to go left because your brain calculated the wooden peg," Taylor said, her voice entirely devoid of remorse from atop her boulder. "I threw the peg with my left hand and tossed the rock with my right a half-second later. You were so busy relying on the sound of the wooden spike whistling through the air that you ignored the air displacement from the rock."


Lisa ripped the blindfold off, glaring up at Taylor with a bright red mark blooming across her nose and her fox ears pinned flat in furious indignation. "That is dirty! That is low-down, unprovable, villainous behavior!"


"It's better to find that weakness now than in an actual fight, Lisa," Taylor stated calmly.


The fox girl could only pout, her ears slumping as she sat on the cold floor, because deep down she knew Taylor was entirely right. It was classic Hebert logic—brutal, practical, and utterly unassailable.


"I hate it when your ruthless tactical efficiency is correct," Lisa grumbled, rubbing the bridge of her red nose before dusting off her trousers. "Fine. But if I get a permanent scar, I'm blaming you."

For all her Thinker speed, her power hadn't registered a single whisper of movement. Taylor had bridged the gap between them in absolute silence, moving like a phantom—or a seasoned cape who had spent years operating inside a shadow-draped swarm.


"I would never scar your beautiful face, Lisa," Taylor answered with a faint, genuine smile, her gloved fingers gently cupping Lisa's cheek.


Lisa's brain completely short-circuited.


"T-Taylor...?" Lisa stammered, her voice dropping an octave as a subtle flush rose across her face.


"No reaction to me touching you like this Lisa? Maybe we should focus on that at home later tonight?" Taylor whispers into the girl's ear before nibbling it slightly


"Y-Yes!" Lisa whimpers out knees nearly buckled as Taylor pulled back, leaving the fox girl standing frozen in the middle of the training cavern with her ears flushed a bright, burning crimson and her tail twitching uncontrollably.


Her Thinker power—usually a non-stop stream of sensory data and high-speed calculations—had ground to a dead, echoing halt.

"Good," Taylor said, her voice instantly shifting back into her cool, authoritative, seductive, suave voice nearly bringing lisa to her knees.

"Now tie the blindfold back on. We still have two hours of training left before we head back to the manor."


"I—you—Taylor!" Lisa sputtered, frantically fanning her face with her gloved hand while trying and failing to regain her usual smug composure.

=====

While Lisa was failing to be smug another member of the familia stood besides Ruby entirely smug.

Sitting on the heavy oak table before them was a massive, velvet-lined iron chest overflowing with bright, pristine Guild credit vouchers and heavy sacks of Valis.


It was a small fortune.


"I still don't completely understand what just happened," Ruby murmured, her eyes wide as she stared at the mountain of coin, her ears twitching in genuine awe. "The Guild finance clerks usually look like they're going to faint if you ask for a receipt. How did you get a full refund on our operational dues for the last two months.

Tanya's lips curved into a sharp, terrifyingly professional smirk.


"Administrative oversight and aggressive statutory leverage," Tanya replied smoothly, tilting her head up just enough to look down her nose at the ledger. "The Guild's regulatory framework for newly registered Familias relies on an archaic, poorly indexed clause established four hundred years ago. They miscategorized our dungeon activities as taxable rather than giving us the refund that small first-year familia's usually get.

"Explain slower please?" Ruby asks rubbing her headache, as a hunter she never had to deal with this paperwork it was usually just being told where to got.


"They didn't give us a tax break because we were too efficient," Tanya said, her eyes narrowing into dangerous, icy slits as her tone dropped an octave. "The clerks simply assumed a newly registered Familia operating at our current performance tier didn't qualify for the standard first-year small-Familia tax credits. They forgot to apply the automatic exemption entirely because our numbers looked like an established mid-tier familia."

Ruby stared at the chest, then at Tanya, rubbing the bridge of her nose as her ears drooped in half-amused exhaustion. "So... they literally just forgot to give us our guild fee tax break because we were killing monsters too fast, and turning in such a large amount of magic stones they didn't realize it was still our first year of operations. An to fix this you bullied the Guild clerks until they handed over a chest of gold?"


"I enforced standard operational compliance," Tanya corrected smugly, taking out a pristine silver fountain pen and placing it precisely beside the ledger. "A mismanaged ledger is the first step toward institutional rot. Now, we simply need the captain, IE you to sign this and we can start using the funds to help out the familia."


Ruby sighs as she takes the fountain pen.

========

Hel stood by the hearth in the manor's spacious kitchen, stirring a simmering pot of spiced stew with a long wooden spoon while trying—and failing—to suppress the quiet chuckle rumbling in her chest.


Beside her, Ereshkigal was pacing back and forth across the flagstone floor, her arms waving about wildly as The Mesopotamian Goddess of Kur looked equal parts baffled, scandalized, and utterly exhausted by surface-world politics.


"I am telling you, Hel, they have completely lost their minds!" Ereshkigal exclaimed, her flushed cheeks making her look more like an overly stressed noble than the feared sovereign of the Underworld. "I only went up the Tower to look for more book. I ran into a large group of gods and as I walked up to the Plaza, they started whispering, Kui Xing was practically hyperventilating!"


"Let me guess," Hel said smoothly, lowering the flame under the stew with a flick of her wrist. Her dark eyes glinted with dry amusement. "They've convinced themselves that Tanya is a demi god child of some library or paperwork god? Which we all know having children with mortals is next to impossible."

"Next to impossible? It is impossible!" Ereshrigal corrects only to pause when Hel gives her na awkward glance.


"No," The goddes of the underworld gasps.


"I have met a few it is entirely possible it is just really, really difficult," Hel admits in all the worlds she has been to she's met many demigods. Although demigods in this world are considered impossible, she has already thought of a few different ways to induce the pregnancy necessary for both goddess and mortal women sleeping with gods.


Ereshkigal's jaw dropped so low it looked in serious danger of detaching entirely. Her arms froze mid-wave, her glowing crimson eyes widening to the size of tea saucers as her mind frantically tried to digest what the Nordic Goddess of Death had just casually dropped into the conversation.


"You... you've met demigods?!" Ereshkigal squeaked, her voice cracking up an octave as she lunged across the counter, slamming both hands down onto the wooden surface. "Hel! That's—that's fundamentally against the laws of the Tenkai! The divine spirtual energy alone would vaporize a mortal womb! The physical and conceptual disparity makes cross-species conception absolute nonsense! It's an absolute rule!"

"You seem to forget who our boss is Eresh, and how long I have served her." Hel states going back to stirring the soup, completely throwing off the conversation about the chaos Tayna was causing.
 
Just wait for Tanya to hit Level 10 and /Ascend/ to godhood. She might become a goddess of magic, warfare or possibly bureaucracy/logistics.

Now imagine the kind of mind f**k that'd happen to Tanya if/when she Ascends.

tftc!
 
Now imagine the kind of mind f**k that'd happen to Tanya if/when she Ascends
Being X : Where is that damned heretic? No matter where it hides, I will...
(Tap tap on shoulder from behind)
Being X : (obliviously continuing self monologue)
KA-CHUCK (nozzle from behind poking on cheek)
Being X : (pauses....carefully peers around then goes white)
Tanya : Schön, Sie/dich hier zu treffen! Let us talk about visas!
 

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