MartinDiArcov
Not a Worm in human skin
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Lies! Deception!
/S but still funny
Hope everything's alright and the "FanFiction author curse" hasn't struck again
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Who let that Priest in here? Get out my school! Lol"Alright class, today we have an exam." The man said with a large smile as soon as he walked to the teachers desk at the front of the class.
All the chatter in the classroom came to an end instantly as every single student lifted their head or turned it towards the professor almost instantly, the shock clear on their faces.
"What? Exam? What are you talking about professor?"
"Exam? Oh no… I… I haven't studied at all."
"Yeah, we fucked boys."
The elf is about to come off of the shelf (and hopefully the vamp out of the damp, because seriously, the dancing around the Cullens' nature is a really frustrating aspect. There's a reason the original story didn't take long to let Bella in on the secret, not even accounting for the fact that he's non-human and doesn't count for their secrecy rules.).
On the one hand, I kinda want the elf reveal and conversation (as well as presumably the skinwalker convo) to happen soon for the story to progress
On the other I kinda want to see the Cullens trying to pretend they're human around someone sharing the same home as them for even a week. I feel it'd be hilarious to read, with it getting more silly the longer it goes on.
"oh fuck, humans need to use the bathroom right? We gotta all remember to go and waste some time in the bathroom everyday, and we can't forget to flush after... And probably wash our hands after every now and then so he doesn't suspect the soap level never changing... Shit we gotta remember to actually buy food and toilet paper and soap now! And we all have to seclude ourselves in the bedrooms at night to fake sleep because it'd be weird if we all just hung out all night long! And we have to treat our fake parents and fake children like actual fake family!"
It's a comedy waiting to happen! Specially since Alice obviously doesn't seem to have warned anyone beforehand so they're all going in blind with no time to prepare for the unexpected human guest staying long term in their home
I can see that being fun, I just don't know how much it'd jive with the tone of the story. At the end of the day, it's the author's decision regardless, but if nothing else it sounds like potential omake territory.
That's Rosalie. And Yeah, I plan on going way more into detail with the mansion and the specific rooms for each of the characters. I'm glad that you liked it. <3Thank you for the chapter my good author!
Poor Alan still hasn't realised that Alice is a manicpixievampire dream girl
Magical talent for art included
There's a reason some people ship her with Bella, and it's entirely because Alice is basically a custom built rom-com love interest
On an unrelated note: I wonder which of the Cullens got waay too into interior design and architecture... My guess is the vampire killer bride whose name escapes me right now... She's definitely the perfectionist type and it's funny to imagine her getting full on into all the aspects of building the mansion so it's absolutely perfect beyond compare. (Imagining her ranting at a random construction worker because he's placed a brick just slightly off is also funny, even if completely unlikely. Would they even bother with hiring human builders? Wouldn't they do a better and faster job just doing it themselves?)