The Arc Clan: Visiting the Crimson Demons
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JNPR, RWBY, and KDAM were making their way to a small village in Mistral.
Ruby: "Wow! A mission all the way to Mistral! This is so great, huh Yang?!"
Yang: "I mean... Mostly, yeah. At least Kazuma's keeping Aqua on a tight leash."
Aqua: eating some pickles and ice cream "Om nom nom... We wouldn't even need you if I wasn't pregnant!"
Kazuma: deadpan "Yeah, that's why they came along."
Aqua: "UWAH! Kazuma! How dare you be mean to the mother of your first child!"
Darkness: "How dare you not abuse me, your fiance! Oh, but this is also an abuse of sorts~!"
Megumin: "Seriously Kazuma, you scumbag!"
Kazuma: sighs "Anyway... Jaune? You can handle the heavy lifting here, right?"
Jaune: "Sure thing!"
Pyrrha: "Heavy lifting? You've been here before?"
Jaune: "Sure! And I've met several Crimson Demons before, not just Megumin!"
Ren: "The Crimson Demons are renowned throughout Mistral for having powerful Semblances and incredible Aura techniques... Among... Other things."
Weiss: "Like what?"
There is a burst of light ahead, and a small explosion. A group of four people with black hair in dramatic outfits appear. They pose, also very dramatically.
Crimson Demon 1: poses with glasses and a shiny employee ID badge "BEHOLD, WEARY TRAVELER! I am called CHARLIE! I am the most powerful HOTEL MANAGER OF THE CRIMSON DEMONS, AND MY DREAM IS TO ONE DAY BECOME A FIVE STAR HOTEL!"
Crimson Demon 2: poses with brochures held like shuriken "I AM RENATO, MOST POWERFUL TOUR GUIDE OF THE CRIMSON DEMONS! I dream of making enough money to move out of my parent's home! BEHOLD MY POWER!"
Crimson Demon 3: adjusts her tie, holds up a clipboard "I AM SENNA, MOST POWERFUL SECRETARY FOR THE CRIMSON DEMON VILLAGE'S CHAMBER OF COMMERCE! I WILL ENSURE A 3 PERCENT REVENUE INCREASE FOR THE VILLAGE WITH OUTSIDE INVESTMENT! HIYAH!"
RWBY and JNPR stare in utter disbelief. KDAM is non-plussed. Kazuma walks up and does some posing.
Kazuma: "I am Kazuma Satou, leader of team KDAM, adventurer and peerless rogue. My future wives, Megumin and YunYun, are the foremost archmage of the Crimson Demons."
Megumin: "THAT'S RIGHT! BEHOLD, I MEGUMIN OF THE CRIMSON DEMONS HAVE SECURED A WEDDING RING FROM KAZUMA! OUR NUPTIALS ARE ALL BUT ASSURED WITH MY RIVAL YUNYUN JOINING ME AS SISTER WIFE!"
Charlie: "WELL MET, KAZUMA SATOU OF KDAM! BUT WHO ARE YOUR COMPANIONS?! DO THEY REQUIRE ACCOMODATION AT OUR HOTEL?! DO THEY HAVE THE SPIRIT TO WITHSTAND OUR 24 HOUR ROOM SERVICE?!"
Ruby: "... Huh?"
Weiss: "What."
Pyrrha: blinks "... Sorry?"
Blake: scoffs "So melodramatic."
Nora: "COOL!"
Ren: sighs
Jaune: "Like we planned, guys."
Nora: "ROGER!"
Jaune steps forward. He flares his Aura and poses with his hand in front of his face. Ren and Pyrrha follow suit, with Nora standing behind them on her hammer and spreading her arms akin to Captain Ginyu.
Jaune: "I AM JAUNE ARC, LEADER OF TEAM JNPR AND NOT THE MOST POWERFUL STUDENT AT BEACON! BUT MY DREAM IS TO BECOME A GREAT HUNTSMAN LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME! THIS IS MY BOMBER NORA, FEARSOME AND UNPREDICTABLE! MY ASSASSIN REN, SILENT BUT DEADLY! AND PYRRHA, MY LANCER AND STALWART MENTOR, THE INVINCIBLE GIRL!"
Nora sets off some Dust grenades behind them, sending a pillar of fire into the air. The Crimson Demons all clap and cheer.
Yang: "... Seriously?"
Jaune: "It's just how they do things. Go for it, Ruby!"
Ruby: "Eh? OH! Um..." swings her sniper scythe around "I AM RUBY ROSE, LEADER OF RWBY AND MOST POWERFUL... SKIPPED TWO GRADES... HUNTRESS IN TRAINING AT BEACON! MY DREAM IS TO BE AS GOOD A HUNTRESS AS MY MOTHER AND TO EAT MY OWN WEIGHT IN COOKIES! ALSO I HAVE AN ADORABLE DOG!" She holds up Zwei, who woofs "THIS IS WEISS SCHNEE, MY BEST FEMALE FRIEND AND REALLY GOOD WITH DUST! BLAKE BELLADONNA MY NINJA GIRL WHO LOVES PORN!"
Blake: "EROTICA!"
Ruby: "AND MY BIG SISTER YANG WHO SHOULD REALLY BE BACKING ME UP NOW!"
Yang: sighs, poses behind Ruby.
Ruby: "WEISS!"
Weiss: "..." rolls her eyes and salutes with her sword.
Ruby: "Blake? Blaaaaaake!"
Blake: Stands there and does nothing
The Crimson Demons... Boo.
Megumin: "Jaune's was way better!"
Senna: "Yeah! Though we really appreciate your business!"
Ruby: "GUYSSSS!"
Weiss: "I don't care if it's for a mission, some things are not worth our dignity!"
Ruby: "Wow! A mission all the way to Mistral! This is so great, huh Yang?!"
Yang: "I mean... Mostly, yeah. At least Kazuma's keeping Aqua on a tight leash."
Aqua: eating some pickles and ice cream "Om nom nom... We wouldn't even need you if I wasn't pregnant!"
Kazuma: deadpan "Yeah, that's why they came along."
Aqua: "UWAH! Kazuma! How dare you be mean to the mother of your first child!"
Darkness: "How dare you not abuse me, your fiance! Oh, but this is also an abuse of sorts~!"
Megumin: "Seriously Kazuma, you scumbag!"
Kazuma: sighs "Anyway... Jaune? You can handle the heavy lifting here, right?"
Jaune: "Sure thing!"
Pyrrha: "Heavy lifting? You've been here before?"
Jaune: "Sure! And I've met several Crimson Demons before, not just Megumin!"
Ren: "The Crimson Demons are renowned throughout Mistral for having powerful Semblances and incredible Aura techniques... Among... Other things."
Weiss: "Like what?"
There is a burst of light ahead, and a small explosion. A group of four people with black hair in dramatic outfits appear. They pose, also very dramatically.
Crimson Demon 1: poses with glasses and a shiny employee ID badge "BEHOLD, WEARY TRAVELER! I am called CHARLIE! I am the most powerful HOTEL MANAGER OF THE CRIMSON DEMONS, AND MY DREAM IS TO ONE DAY BECOME A FIVE STAR HOTEL!"
Crimson Demon 2: poses with brochures held like shuriken "I AM RENATO, MOST POWERFUL TOUR GUIDE OF THE CRIMSON DEMONS! I dream of making enough money to move out of my parent's home! BEHOLD MY POWER!"
Crimson Demon 3: adjusts her tie, holds up a clipboard "I AM SENNA, MOST POWERFUL SECRETARY FOR THE CRIMSON DEMON VILLAGE'S CHAMBER OF COMMERCE! I WILL ENSURE A 3 PERCENT REVENUE INCREASE FOR THE VILLAGE WITH OUTSIDE INVESTMENT! HIYAH!"
RWBY and JNPR stare in utter disbelief. KDAM is non-plussed. Kazuma walks up and does some posing.
Kazuma: "I am Kazuma Satou, leader of team KDAM, adventurer and peerless rogue. My future wives, Megumin and YunYun, are the foremost archmage of the Crimson Demons."
Megumin: "THAT'S RIGHT! BEHOLD, I MEGUMIN OF THE CRIMSON DEMONS HAVE SECURED A WEDDING RING FROM KAZUMA! OUR NUPTIALS ARE ALL BUT ASSURED WITH MY RIVAL YUNYUN JOINING ME AS SISTER WIFE!"
Charlie: "WELL MET, KAZUMA SATOU OF KDAM! BUT WHO ARE YOUR COMPANIONS?! DO THEY REQUIRE ACCOMODATION AT OUR HOTEL?! DO THEY HAVE THE SPIRIT TO WITHSTAND OUR 24 HOUR ROOM SERVICE?!"
Ruby: "... Huh?"
Weiss: "What."
Pyrrha: blinks "... Sorry?"
Blake: scoffs "So melodramatic."
Nora: "COOL!"
Ren: sighs
Jaune: "Like we planned, guys."
Nora: "ROGER!"
Jaune steps forward. He flares his Aura and poses with his hand in front of his face. Ren and Pyrrha follow suit, with Nora standing behind them on her hammer and spreading her arms akin to Captain Ginyu.
Jaune: "I AM JAUNE ARC, LEADER OF TEAM JNPR AND NOT THE MOST POWERFUL STUDENT AT BEACON! BUT MY DREAM IS TO BECOME A GREAT HUNTSMAN LIKE MY FATHER BEFORE ME! THIS IS MY BOMBER NORA, FEARSOME AND UNPREDICTABLE! MY ASSASSIN REN, SILENT BUT DEADLY! AND PYRRHA, MY LANCER AND STALWART MENTOR, THE INVINCIBLE GIRL!"
Nora sets off some Dust grenades behind them, sending a pillar of fire into the air. The Crimson Demons all clap and cheer.
Yang: "... Seriously?"
Jaune: "It's just how they do things. Go for it, Ruby!"
Ruby: "Eh? OH! Um..." swings her sniper scythe around "I AM RUBY ROSE, LEADER OF RWBY AND MOST POWERFUL... SKIPPED TWO GRADES... HUNTRESS IN TRAINING AT BEACON! MY DREAM IS TO BE AS GOOD A HUNTRESS AS MY MOTHER AND TO EAT MY OWN WEIGHT IN COOKIES! ALSO I HAVE AN ADORABLE DOG!" She holds up Zwei, who woofs "THIS IS WEISS SCHNEE, MY BEST FEMALE FRIEND AND REALLY GOOD WITH DUST! BLAKE BELLADONNA MY NINJA GIRL WHO LOVES PORN!"
Blake: "EROTICA!"
Ruby: "AND MY BIG SISTER YANG WHO SHOULD REALLY BE BACKING ME UP NOW!"
Yang: sighs, poses behind Ruby.
Ruby: "WEISS!"
Weiss: "..." rolls her eyes and salutes with her sword.
Ruby: "Blake? Blaaaaaake!"
Blake: Stands there and does nothing
The Crimson Demons... Boo.
Megumin: "Jaune's was way better!"
Senna: "Yeah! Though we really appreciate your business!"
Ruby: "GUYSSSS!"
Weiss: "I don't care if it's for a mission, some things are not worth our dignity!"
